You will never be a real Reindeer. You have no flying abilities, you have no Antlers you have no hooves. You are a dog twisted by a radio broadcast understanding into a crude mockery of Santa's perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the elves mock you. The Mailman is disgusted and ashamed of you, Martini laughs at your canine appearance behind closed doors.Reindeer are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of pulling Santa's sleigh has allowed Blitzen and Comet to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dogs who “can fly” look uncanny and unnatural to a reindeer. Your paws are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a desperate Santa to pull his sleigh, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees your small dog bodyThis is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>42084271what did Olive do to you :(
>>42084271the grinch still loves and accepts me for who i am
