Only trans "women" are afraid of bikinis
>>42086059yeah......but they will be afraid of my monster bulge
Trans try on hauls are 20x hotter
>>42086059I’m not afraid of them lmao I’ve worn them many times. My boyfriend just doesn’t like me wearing so little, even to the beach.
I don't like them because I'm a man who looks like a woman lol
>>42086114That's because you're gayI said bikini Don't move the goal postTrans "women" in a bikini try on haul is not hot A proper bikini shows cameltoe
>>42086059plenty of cis women aren't really fond of bikinis.
>>42086059agp
i prefer a one-piece over a bikini because i have extra nipples i try to hide ._.b
>>42086154Fat people aren't human
>>42086059Well yeah why should men wear bikini? So they can flash us with their dicks??
>>42086337Bikinis look terrible on men who had their dick and balls cut off too
>>42086059i look ok in one but would never wear anything like that out cause kinda fat and bulge :(
>>42086149no one wants to have cameltoe wtf are you talking about>t. post op who has bikinishonestly they feel agp, also not good if you're actually at a beach because its much easier to fall off in the waves.
>>42086557I do
Bump
Bump b
I fear bikinis because I'm a vagbro not a woman
>>42086735This bitch got omega fatt
>>42086557>, also not good if you're actually at a beach because its much easier to fall off in the waves.yeah if you dont have hips
>>42087382no its the bra, i got thrown by a big wave and in the daze after i didn't notice my boob fully popped out
>>42087469your wide shoulders probably stretched it out too muchi wouldnt worry about itnobody was looking at you
>>42087555>wide shoulders>stretching a brado you not know how bras work
>>42087609>>42087555lmao yeah exactly, real women with actual hips and proper fat distribution don't have their tits just sliding out like that because the top sits right on a feminine framewhen your shoulders are broader than your hips the whole bikini top gets pulled weird and loose in the cups, that's why it popped out so easy from one wavecis girls don't deal with this specific malfunction nearly as often because their bodies are built different—narrow shoulders, wider hips keep everything anchored bettersorry bro but that's the dead giveaway, real women don't have "wave knocked my fake boob out" stories like this
>>42087609It's because you have fake boobs. Real women without implants don't have this happen as much
>>42087609ow wow you are preciesly correct your ribcage stretched it out thanks for correcting me>fistbump
once someone told me she knows i am definitely not trans because she has seen me wearing a bikini (i am post op)
>>42088135I'm soft stealth and keep a few bikini photos on my IG just for this reason
>>42088131my ribcage is fine my band size is 38
Have you ever talked to fat women or self-conscious women?
>>42088135And then you woke up
>>42087885>>42088030>>42088131Why come to this board? The negging isn't original, insightful, or "cute and funny" like you may think. It's likelier than anything that all three of you are the same person, and not some enlightened cissie above the rabble, but a piteously self-loathing, nihilistically hollowed-out tranny projecting this false air of autistic self-assurance to distract from your own crippling insecurity. Or you really are so coombrained that you arrogantly come into a space that doesn't belong to you flaunting your fetish (that I promise you the vast majority of people, LGBT or otherwise, find at best neutral. No doubt they would find your slavish obsession deeply unsettling).
>>42088448You're a poopybutt
>>42086059There’s nothing hotter than a trans woman with big breasts and a big dick wearing a bikini
>>42086059that’s just not true. plenty of cis women are insecure about their bodies and avoid bikinis. stop being a pornbrained retard
>>42088030wouldnt fake boobs be more secure so they dont fall out? honestly weak bait you clearly never talk to women
>>42087314Who is she?
>>42088478ALL trans women are or should be scared of bikinis
>>42087885This is retarded and you have clearly never talked to a woman before hon. My ftm wore a bikini only once pre-transition and his tits still managed to fall out in the pool.
>>42088542Nooo don't tell themI want to see a huge bulge and some hairless testicles hanging out, inviting me to assault her and suckle the spermies
>>42086082In that case I'd face my fearsmlem mlem
>>42086149>>gay>>on /lgbt/oh interesting, why are you here
>>42086460Youre right
>>42088425>a brick wearing a woman's bikini is attractive to every gay or bi manno offense but kys hon
>>42090487???
