dog woman editionqott: have you grown up?prev - >>42087145
right off the bat i don't fw this thread
>>42094755going 2 impregnate u
right off the bat I kinda fw this thread bc I love dog women
>>42094755my bad. i’ll do better next time
am i still a puppy girl if i don't do drugs
>isn't a drug addictfakemoder
>>42094801what if i take edibles like, 1-2 times a week?
no wait i can change...
>>42094817you ever sucked dick for weed?
too old to ever have been a girl
>>42094840the only dick i’ve ever sucked is my own
woah.
gockmogged againgocking me
4am on a tuesday morning hello everypony
day 1 no meat
>>42094852unimpressiveif you were a real one you'd suck MY dick
i wish i was areal woman with real hips
>>42094865>>42094870it was only the head and when i was like 15. it kinda sucked but i kept trying it because being able to suck your own dick is an accomplishment
>>42094884well why would i do that? make your case
will veganon give me a pass if i only rape animals for purely sexual reasons, and don't eat them afterwards?
>>42094892i still was never able to come close to managing it, at least cumming on my face afterwards was kinda fun
lowkenuinely i'm mad as fuck i never got to have a girlhood and because of that i will never be a woman.
i wont even be able to have a young adultwomanhood or young adult trannyhood im an uncmoder and dont know why i keep on living
>>42094892everyone can freaking do that, bitch. how have you never sucked anyone else off
mocking me
>>42094901why should i "make my case" to people who are acting in bad faith and fundamentally hostile to my beliefs? i refuse. stop asking questions and suck my dick NOW.
why me
is it okay if the animal rapes me
>>42094919not into men, never dated a trans woman. my body count’s only 1, 2 if you count giving head
knotting me
>>42094928getting raped is always good
>>42094930are you counting sucking your own dick in your body count
save it for white girl wednesday
knotting meknotting you
>>42094928it's fine, obviously. in fact that's better
ladies it's tummy tuesday, not white girl wednesday yet
what's /mmg/'s fav animal penis? for me it's barbed cat cock
i'm not posting tummy this week sorry everyone
>>42094961you're about to get knotted, bitch>>42094967dog cock dog cock dog cock
>>42094967toss-up between horse and dog because I'm fucking basic
It has been 24 hours since I last ate
female hyenas.....kamala i need you
>>42094937no. one fwb, one ex who wanted head, one ex who was seemingly ace
eat you waif
>most trannies pass eventually>i dont and wont
>>42094971w-why not...whyyyy....
pussy shit, i've done 96 hours
tomorrow a pretty boy will fall for me for sure
the only time in my life ive ever been hit on is in the psych ward should i go back
>>42094989because my body makes me feel gross
>>42094993nope. dog tomorrow.
my dick feels weird
>>42094974girl, eat something. i’ll literally mail you my homemade cookies (but you should probably eat something actually nutritious too)
that's the knot growing in
>>42095002sorry, valid reason of course. I just was somewhat amused by someone announcing that they weren't going to post
>>42095004i dont like dogs:|
one day you're gonna have to grow up to be a dog MAN
>>42094991I don’t think either of these is something to be proud of>>42094982I mostly just want to wither away desu. Pharmacy won’t refill my prescription so I’m just fucked rn + I hate myself. Just feel sorta numb tho, not really hungry at least.
>>42095018you probably shouldn't go outside tomorrow
alright ‘moders, which hairstyle looks better, curl cream scrunched in or brushed out?https://unsee cc/album#3QOv1YxQo1oI
you have to go back
go back to the beginning
where?
i cant look at unsees anymore im too ugly
>>42095029I prefer the left one, you’d look really pretty with some make up on!Also>mogs me…
>>42095029can't tell the difference the only thing i can see is that your shirt needs an ironing
>>42095024cats control my hood
>>42095029you always have such cool merch... i like your silly smile and your eyes are really pretty too. your hair texture looks amazing in the first picture imo but idk. mogged again :DD
>>42095023diy. needles are not that scary bro. man up stop being a pussy.
okay now here's the part where she says she's never malefailed outside of mmg despite aggressively mogging 99% of us
>>42094974>why didn't hrt give me feminine curves
>>42095069Needles are scary but also I feel like it’d take longer for DIY to ship to me (US) than for the pharmacy to finally stock my stuff
> open unsee> cutehonwhy are you all beautiful mids where are the chopped chuds
>>42095095i dont post
>>42095029post it again I didn't get to see
>>42095052on my device they’re going up and down, not left to right. i’m guessing you mean the kiki’s delivery shirt one? that’s brushed out. i feel like it looks better too, but when i put no product in it feels like my hair is curly hair treated wrong, and if it is curly hair, i’m not supposed to brush it dry, so idk. i should probably see a hairstylist or something>>42095055yeah…i never iron my shit, i just try and make sure i fold or hang my t-shirts pretty soon after they finish in the dryer, but that’s not always enough>>42095065thanks nona! but idk how useful my “mogging” is, it doesn’t lead to malefailing :/
jellyfishmoder if I could cook you three delicious meals a day and do your injection for you I would!! RAAAAAAH
>>42095077damn…got my ass before i refreshed. too predictable i guess. but it’s true, i don’t malefail
u do look fairly masculine when smiling ngl
>>42095095you'd be personally offended and perhaps deeply emotionally hurt if you saw my unsightly visage so I don't post
>>42095091good point, diy does usually take quite a while to ship. could still be worth it to order some though. even if you get your prescription first, you’ve got a backup in case this happens again, or can even switch if your prescription hondoses you
>>42095133well i don’t smile too much, especially out and about talking to strangers, so i can’t really blame my lack of malefails on it. same thing with my voice, sometimes i get gendered male without saying anything
yea ive grown into a catman
>>42095090>>42095115Nonas, the issue isn’t that I don’t have food I can eat but that I’m suicidally depressed rn and even if I did eat I have no estrogen to actually get curves from it. Side note but I think being on just blockers rn is making me go crazy cuz I swear I am having pretty drastic mood swings. >>42095143That’s real actually. Currently on patches so is there any way I can easily convert that over to injections?? I could also maybe call the planned parenthood I go to tomorrow to see if I can get the prescription swapped from patches to injections but then idk if that’s gonna be the same issue of pharmacy just not filling it or being out of stock with limited supply.
>>42095166i’ve grown into a scat manSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub
abusive cat woman (trans) X dumbass puppygirl (trans)
i will never be a woman, cutehon, or a girltwink why bother.
>>42095193dumbass puppygirl looking to be abused by an abusive cat woman
>>42095212are you advertising your services or just making a joke
>>42095223idk. i’ve never been abused in a relationship but i feel like i probably deserve it and would accept it
balding award
abusing my cock award
>>42095168AA can make depresso worse be careful sweetie
>qott:no and I hope I die or get the balls to kms before I have to.
>>42095278abusing your cock award
trans women are women because every blonde tranny ive met has is dumb as fuck
abusing their mock award
should i bleach my hair since i’m pretty dumb myself?
mocking me award
>>42095326yeah you are kinda dumb and you'd probably look cute too. might as well try it!
not every decision has to be made by a panel of strangers
should i cue ball it
>>42095347should i believe this anon or no?
>>42095355nah probably not. we need the unbiased panel of strangers
>>42095342i’ve even bleached my hair many times before. i just always dyed it a silly color within a couple days. my main reason for not bleaching it is i’m worried of destroying my hair and being bald as a result
>>42095347strangers, should i make my decisions by asking you?
>>42095378of course! what are we deciding on today?
>>42095390ffs or mastectomy?
>>42095362oh valid fear. I don't think you'd go *bald* though, lol
>>42095402ask again tomorrow
>>42095409yeah, probably not. it’s just that i don’t want to lose any extra hair. my dad went bald pretty bad and pretty early, and definitely noticed thinning in my late teens/early 20s so i don’t want to push it too hard. i’ve been growing my hair past the last bleached parts for over 2 years now, so i kinda want to see how i do with long, virgin hair before i start dicking around with it again
making banana bread :3
>>42095497livepost it!
i should just accept being a moid
mmg new years party at my place
fell for the fatmaxxing psyop award (remeasured my whr for the first time in months and it's 0.82 now)
>>42095507sowwy its in the oven. my kitchen isn’t pretty like the other nonas so i didn’t want to
injecting at my parents for the first time this xmas kinda worried
>>42095636closeups, duh. at least show the finished product
>>42095565manmoder midnight kiss…
>>42095643lock your door ? _ : no privacy
>>42095643it takes 5 minutes
how fast / slow do u guys inject, sometimes it hurts and I'm literally edging the syringe for like 10 minutes because I picked the wrong spot
it's on the mouse
>>42095813idk takes like 5 seconds after stabbing it inmaybe you have to rotate where you do it more
>>42095817I'm about to be on the mouse
I think I looked better before...oh well, guess the calm it gives me makes it worth it.
>>42095813i can’t even fathom how it could take minutes. i jab my leg, push down the plunger pretty quickly, and then leave the needle in for like 15 seconds
yo let's touch each other hardcore sty;le
>>42095636dont forget to take it out
>>42095654i put them back in for 5mins and it was maybe a lil too much they’re just a lil darker than i like
>>42095963omg lol your timing is so good. i didn’t forget!!
>>42095967yummy bana
>>42096019and so much choccy
>>42095998^.^ looks good, enjoy!
>>42096073looks delicious. how’s it taste?
>>42096095pretty yummers :3
>>42096139yay! glad to hear <3
i will eat cereal on christmas
since its past midnight everywhere but the west coast of the US and maybe a few other time zones, happy toesday. we can stick to tummy tuesday if everyone else would prefer, though
>>42096219It's always past midnight everywhere
>>42096209what cereal?
what a humble foot
>>42096226you know what i mean. past midnight into tuesday, no longer monday
>>42096231i’m sorry. we can stick to tummy tuesday
>>42096230idk yet you pick
>>42096249why not say it's Tuesday everywhere? You're speech is imprecise anon
i bet i could fit a whole foot in my mouth if i believed in myself more
>>42096261i didn't mean it as an insult...
anyone else have webbed toes
frogmoder
>>42096320Can you swim faster?
sex with manmoders
can you masculinize on hrt
>>42096320how webbed? are we talking froglike or just slightly more webbing than usual? I don't wanna hear "oh my toes are totally webbed, I'm a true frogmoder" and then you post them and they're just lightly webbed or not webbed at all. I need to see something that will convince me you're an amphibian. I need to see something that will convince me you're directly descended from a salamander or something. you'd better not be a poser...
>>42096348you can raise your E levels high enough to have SHBG issues and raise free T which would result in masculinizationyou can also remasculinize after SRS/orchi due to adrenal overproduction of androgens to make up for the loss of functioning testesblocking conversion of T into DHT when DHT is already effectively suppressed could also maybe result in further masculinization
moder fresh out of the spawning pond
>>42096393this is so complicated i wish i wasnt so stupid
>>42096352the second and third little piggies are fused about half way up. i cried when ribbit was first pointed out to me
>>42094740>qottno>1 year passed im still fucking stupidits over for me
>>42096219i dont know anything about feet but this looks pretty bad
>>42096419hnng bailey i want to cum in you
>>42096419i'm no expert but this looks like a woman, not a man
>>42096465You might need to retake your woman sniffer certification
>>42096275cinnamon toast crunch
intentionally failing my woman sniffer exam just to retake and get to sniff more women
>>42096433>i’m sorry. we can stick to tummy tuesday
>>42096475there's a reason i dropped out of dog school
>>42096485chess not checkers
>>42096480this is a great choice you can do whatever you want to me
>>42096510how about i just tuck you in or something?
>>42096555ok can you turn the tv off too and maybe bring me a glass of water
can you ejaculate semen
i hate my stupid moid life
>>42096618try being a rizzless unfuckable chud
>>42096596
>>42096633now i can
>>42096636how come?
>>42096642i stopped the sauce
any 7' trannies wanna date a 6'2 khhv
>>42096579absolutely o7
>>42096826i’m 5’3
>>42096894i'm going to hang you on a meat hook and butcher you while you're still alive
>>42096826are you also a tranny
>>42096924yeah but i look like a man
>>42096931i don’t know what i expected
>>42096894im 5’6 and i will punch you in the stomach
>>42096596no
>>42096935would you date me if i became shorter (but disabled)
>>42096902>>42096937girls please, i’m doing a bit. i’m actually 5’11
any gay men wanna date a 5"10 khhv manmoder
>>42096946i'll never forgive you
>>42096952okay. treat me poorly then
i wish i was maidpilled
quickly realizing that i need medical intervention if im not going to kms. i cannot work consistently and i need money so i need them to sedate me and keep me under eval for a bit so i can at least make a case for neetbux in the future if things get too real again
i need neetbux but im not taking jewish zombie drugs
im so pathetic
good for youi seriously dont care about my well being or the well being of those around me anyone who still bothers to talk to me though so im cutting everyone off again until im perfect
it’s so stupid that i procrastinated it so hard, obviously, but what do i get my grandfather for christmas? he’s rich and i make ~$400 a month so the whole exercise feels kinda ridiculous
>>42097060get him this singing fish thingy and record yourself singing instead
>>42097062but i hate my singing voice
>>42097072:(get him a mcdouble then
hobbies and stuff like that doesn't make me happy and I'm just still depressed and dysphoric
>>42096944no you’d height mog me then
>>42096454whos bailey
>>42097078
>>42097060at that point you can only get something sentimental, or something you know he wouldn't spend money on even if he has the capital todo you remember what kind of stuff he likes?
>>42097086newposter on twitter. i believe she’s a trans girl, but might be enby or even a cis man on hrt
im not getting anyone in my family anything because ive already maximized their disappointment capacity
>>42097094not really outside of the yankees
i woke up very tired, had a nightmare i brutally offended my mother and sister for trying to enter my room and then i ran around wearing panties in a childrens playground looking for my pants that i had lost, generally not very motivated to start studying or doing much of anything im absolutely depleted from sleeping, funny how that works it really took out all my energy to sleep from 12 to 10:30 am, woke up like 5 times, stayed awake like 3 to hours focusing on sleeping, had nightmares apparently, heart was pounding the entire time, was awoken by what felt like a bug falling on my bed, truly something
I haven't gotten a gift for someone in years, it's always decided by my momat least those digital wish lists are getting popular over here now so I can just pick something from there. Only issue is it kinda necessitates talking to other family about what they're getting
>>42097111i already got stuff for my mom, because she has no idea i’m a tranny so she still treats me incredibly well and loves me, my brother & his wife, since we’re all the same age and they’re getting me gifts, and my aunt (just a donation to a horse sanctuary she visits) because i’ll see her if i go to my grandfathers and used to see her daily. didn’t bother with anyone else in the family because i never see them
>>42096419>this was the type of fag to complain about being a neverpasser permaboymoder 6 years agomy inferiority hurts so much but I know I deserve all of it
>>42097142i think you confused me with someone else
>>42097135that's very sweet of you. it makes me so sad that i dont get anyone anything. im just not good at it and nobody ever tells me what they want. oh well
>>42097128feels like a digital wishlist should let a gift giver claim a gift and have it removed from the wishlist. as long as the receiver doesn’t see the changes, this seems like an easy solution
>>42097150i’m in the same boat despite this. my gift for my brother was going half and half with my mom on her big ticket item for them (concert tickets), and one of my gifts to my mom is just a thing she outright asked for. i never know what to get anyone, and i feel terrible about it because i like giving, i’m just bad at knowing what to give
>>42097164yes but you are still giving things to people, that's not the same. i will show up empty handed and leave with stuff. that's shitty, that makes a person feel shitty
>>42097147im talking about the picture
>>42097228yeah Im the person in that pictureand 6 years ago i was not even on hrt
>>42097240okay then fuck off, this is not the thread for you
>>42097268:(
>>42097152it is possible but not everyone seems to be on board with doing that, I can't know for certain if something is claimed or not
>>42097275I don't care. nobody wants you here
>>42097275im not trying to be rude but like why would you be sad that you dont belong here? its like saying “:( i dont get to go to the emergency room:(“ when thats a good thing. it means you are better off than the people there, suffering less, and have more opportunities and freedoms
>>42097322Because if I dont belong here, where do i belong. I know I dont pass and I know Im manly. I get misgendered 95% of times and im constantly getting grilled on passgen
>>42097327you belong on another website, genuinely
>>42097330what website
>>42097333sanctioned suicide
>>42097340:(
can someone post their penis after they've jerked off just a little bit
>>42097344fr?
>>42097349yes i'm very sick
>>42097333anywhere else retard
>>42097366this does not answer :(( i dont know any other sites like this
>>42097357and how will this help
>42097370you answered yourself
>>42097386i would die happy
Moder gf please
I told my parents I'm sick but they said me infecting others isn't a big deal and that I WILL come
>>42097395you’re not dying but if this post ends in an even number i’ll give you what you want
>>42097411is there any chance you're stupid enough that i could convince you 11 is an even number
I said I won't come because I'm too sick, turned off notifications and now imma chill
I know it's deranged but I sometimes think about having a boyfriend that enjoys influencing my opinions and tastes to fit his own and like the idea an unreasonable amount
>>42097414yes https://unsee cc/album#H1SIpYo8YxsW
>>42097445cool dick dude
>mutilated
not my choice
i feel like im going to throw up
Oh god im supposed to be a woman
the worst feeling is knowing you are truly alone and there is no one you can rely on or trust
>>42097530the worst feeling is being dehydrated and your back aching a little also
the worst feeling is drinking lemon lime soda after pbj
my stupid bitch mom fucked up my affogato
>>42097528You are a woman anon
im transbian again i sincerely apologize to anyone i was aggro towards
I regret antagonizing my mom again because if they stopped giving me money I would be fucked
>>42097587hows that work
>>42097595Can your mom support me also?
>>42097604men are worthless
>>42094740oh I don't like this one, growing up is scary :(
im transbian again i sincerely apologise for cooming
i need to get raped by an angry 27 year old transsexual honmoder but the year should be 2019 and i should be just starting hrt. this would be better than what really happened which is i was raped by a creepy shor tlatino man with massive breasts before i starfed hrt, it was in 2020, the tranny was in their 30s, and also imRetarded
I destroyed and betrayed myself for nothing
>>42097612It sucks anon... One day you are spending time with all the people you care about then suddenly you're an office drone who has no purpose in life other than working.I feel BAD when I have a day off and I have no friends so I post here.
>>42097595can your mom support me also and also love me like her own daughter?
im going to hairdresser and once again ill be too big of a pussy to ask for anything else except trimming the endsand once again they will fuck up my hair when drying because they dont know how to dry curly hair
would you date a moder who doesn't know how to just find a new, specialised hairdresser?
>>42097633gee Gricklegf2, that doesn't make me feel much better at all...
>>42097644Other hairdresser just refused to take me in...
would you date a moder too ugly to find a specialised hairdresser that wants them?
>>42097689stop it!!
>>42097685noif you can't even deal with the embarrassment required to take care of yourself, nobody wants to date you
>>42097699it wasn't a real question! it was part of my expertly organised and executed bit at the other moder's expense, pay proper attention!!
praising me
>>42097702you will be part of my note
>>42097530yeah but being alone is better than having unreliable, untrustworthy people in your life. which is most people unfortunately. we will find good ones some day nona just gotta keep goingand i hope you are able to rely on yourself in the meantime
>>42097702then my point goes to the moder that was targeted towards
>>42097710that's awesome, can I go at the top?
>>42097719nou
>>42097718okay agreed, but I'm still mad at you for missing that...
>>42097729you are not a mastermind lil sis
hey fellas did any of you see where i left my passing waist:hip ratio? i cant find it anywhere
>>42097735am too?? omg whatever you're mean
>>42097725laaame...
iwnbaw i hate myself
don't?
>>42097751i hate you.
>>42097652It's ok... My dad tells me I just need to find a wife bc I'm 25 now, maybe that's unironically the fix?
i have the worst body i have ever seen on a transsexual, by far
>>42097788well put me at the top if you hate me so much then!
>>42097800I feel like rushing into a relationship in the presumptuous search for a wife is like, the furthest possible thing from a fix actually
>>42097617best i can do is for you is detrooner
>>42097815it was not me :(i would never use word hate
I'd detransition but I can't be masculine
i should get head removal surgery i need to die
I have this really amazing creative mind but I can't draw so what's the point
>>42097860practice makes perfect you fat, unlovable retard
>>42097834oh, weirdI still think I'm top of the suicide note material though!
>>42097819You're right yeah... But I wish I had someone to spend the holidays with who loved me for me, and someone to come home to after my soul crushing corporate job>>42097825Detrooning is yucky I love trans women
>>42097871ive been drawing over a year and still fucking sucks at it
ffs or mastectomy?
>>42097881no you don't
>>42097883of course you still suck, stupid, a year isn't very much time at all for that sort of hobby
>>42097892:(but im going to die soon i dont have more itme
>>42097894are you like 86 or do you just have like, cancer??that's rough, anon...
>>42097890:( Yes I do
>>42097884i already booked my mastectomy
>>42097894>but im going to die soonit's such a shame that you're probably lying
>>42097881i look the same i just have a much more powerful cock
>>42097901heh whites
>>42097881yeah, I wish I had that too. I mean, I don't have a soul crushing corporate job, or ANY job actually... but if I did I'd want someone to come home to after!
>>42097876yeah you’re narcissistic and self centered so you would
>>42097911I want to get promoted so my future wife doesn't have to work... Oh and so I can get a mortgage I'm pretty close to that goal! Just one promotion away, but I'm afraid I might have a mental breakdown first!>>42097905Based... Perfect for killing TERFs
>>42097729 I'm sorry for being a blind morom
im literally holding my penis and cryig right now. dubs and i make tofu
>>42097927dubs and you cut your pp off
>>42097917rude?? I mean, it's a little true but you don't have to say it to my face. I don't think you're even the moder writing the suicide note in question, by the way!
>>42097860I'm not creative at all I can't make anything
>>42097919that's hardcore actually woah, can I be your future wife?
>>42097939real women only sorry
>>42097871I'm nearly retarded plus I'm 34 years old
>>42097947you're not Gricklegf2...
sex with [spoiler]men[/spoiler]
>>42097955but I can read minds
>>42097924uh yeah, you better be! whatever it's okay, just pay attention next time I do something like that so you don't get the wrong idea
>>42097919Were u the one dating vampire Knight?
>>42097934i know i’m talking about you specifically
>>42097939Sure but you have to wear a white dress to the wedding
>>42097993is that not what EVERYONE wears to a wedding? I don't think I've ever seen a wedding where the bride's dress wasn't white. so that's not really a condition, it's kind of just exactly what I expected, but sure obvi I'd do that!
>>42098016I expect some degree of self harming internalised transphobia in mmg so it's worth checking.Do you enjoy good wine and snacks (paid for by yours truly of course)?
>>42098077Tell vampire Knight I miss her
>>42098077oh right, oops! totally forgot some posters here are manmoders for realsies...dw I love dresses so you're all clear on that. anyway YES I love snacks!! especially paid for by someone else <3 wine I'm less sure on, I don't really drink much alcohol, but yeah there's probably some out there I'd enjoy!
mom tried talking to me about my half sister again and how she wanted to contact us years ago and i just reacted with annoyance like usual because i have nothing to offer her as a human let alone a sibling
>>42098111Some of us yeah...I enjoy a drink but I don't really care for drunkenness, only at Christmas.Well if you ever decide to be European hmu
>>42098153awesome! okay you're now officially added to my list of potential suitors, so I'll keep you in mind :)
>>42098186Feels good to be at least one person's option even if it's just a joke x-x I'm such a fat fucking chud as the meme goes
i wish enough alcohol was served at christmas to get drunk maybe ill have to bring my own in secret
>>42098111fuck off
babe
>>42098231you're still not Gricklegf2...
good meowning mmg
how do i get over seeing couples in public
>>42098259good meowning! I, for one, will be going back to sleep until meowfternoon...
I’m still a nameless child at heartHow do I clean up the house when it always ends up a mess after a day? Mother can’t do anything anymoreI can’t just keep cleaning her mess I have no discipline
>>42098295lucky you... enjoy your nap
>>42098197aw, don't feel too bad! you evidently have the capacity to give food, money and attention - those are all very attractive qualities to the demographic of girls like me!
>>42098153where in yurop are you from
these taste incredible but i dont think youre supposed to eat them…
>>42098582they're vegan tho
>>42098302Ah yeah the cleaning, she's not going to do it, I don't want to live in a filthy house,
women are not more cleanly they just care more about their image than anything else so they clean the house before any guests arrive but otherwise they leave it to fester
>>42098520Western :/
>>42098941no, men are just pig descendants, anything less dirty in comparison seems cleaner
wish i didn't wake up today :3
"fatherhood" is not a thing
>>42099027have you seen a foid’s room
wish i was laughably rich so i could get a moder gf without even trying
i wish i was laughably rich so i could dedicate all of my resources to making you people even more miserable than you already are
>>42099077you don't even have to be that rich for this, neets have such low standards that even being able to pay for a low-end real restaurant once a week would be unthinkable for them, let alone letting them live with you for free
i wish i was rich enough to live alone in the woods and pay for decent food
>>42099065mine is pretty clean :Dnot sure where are you trying to get here other than aspergering about women over bullshit. are you a gay man by any chance
>>42099110i could afford a low-end restaurant but i doubt the average neet wants to go to a restaurant, don't they all just want expensive pc parts and clothes?
>>42099143im a woman. nice to see other women putting me down smdh my head
>>42099110this is false info btw, I'm a neet and my standards are incredibly high
i'm a neet and my standards are you hug and kiss me, maybe even tell me i'm doing well once in a while
neets are so peak...thank you for existing
>>42099178I mean if you really want to woo them then giving them experiences they never would get otherwise like going to restaurants, vacations, going out to the woods and nature, renovating a home, and a lot of stuff normal people do. Obviously you'd have to push them a little to even join you on this, but they will appreciate it more than they can show>>42099202obviously some neets are trust fund kids and expect more, I'm just talking about most of them, especially the ones you find here
sure, whatever you say neetadopter. keep spreading your neet propaganda
neets deserve the world...go forth and spoil neets...spoil them rotten
>>42099178i actually prefer to be naked in front of my expensive computer
>>42099288no retard
>>42099331im a neet and my standards are leave me alone because im worthless filth that deserves nothing but misery and solitude
>>42099304I guess I can understand that yeah, especially for this thread and it's standard of mental health. it's just when people say neet I assume it means "people who don't work because they don't want or need to but otherwise live normal, functional lives" and not "people who don't work because they're miserable, insane and would rather stay poor than hold a conversation". maybe I was a teensy bit optimistic assuming the former group was the majority...
>>42099363didnt mean to quote .~.
neetadopter my gf is rich so i'm already adopted but i wanted to know if i could have your wife's discord so i could be friends with her
>>42099366yeah, most neets are the former even if they try to act otherwise, especially the ones who are too poor both in capital and emotions to experience these things themselves
>>42099366ntn but I think typical self-identified neets are usually closer to the second group you mentioned. especially considering the fact that not that many people even know that term
>>42099378she said she wanted some neets to play video games with her while I'm busy, so actually maybe. but most likely not. can I have your gf's discord so we can exchange neet care tips and be friends or whatever
Spoil neets and make them girlmode
>>42099400this is the path to true righteousness
>>42099379i meant the latter obviously
>>42099379that makes sense too and I think that's where the standards things come in! I'm not poor period, I can afford to go out and do all those things you mentioned already. because of that I'm obvi gonna expect way bigger and more generous things from anyone who wants to play neet-caretaker or whatever
i cant work anymore
>>42097410you’re the one who said you might try to claim norovirus, right? that sucks nona
>>42097612deeply…even as a kid i knew being a child was kind of the life and had no idea why my peers wanted to grow up so badly. of course, that’s not a good attitude to have since i’m not acting or feeling like an adult in any way
>>42099398realizing i have no way of telling if you're actually her.... neet care tips... don't discuss my care with my owner >;(
wait for her to start erping with someone here then you'll know it's her
>>42099516I'm me! who would pretend to be me? besides those few people(?) who were RPing as my wife and I a couple days ago. that was weird
I'm a neet and I haven't talked to anyone outside anons, my family and government officials/doctors in years
>>42099178neet here. i am mostly fine with my mediocre laptop and have enough clothes unless i actually try girlmoding. food and a place to live is all i need
>>42099123i wish i were rich enough to be a woman
>>42099385it does seem that way, with all the other neetposts coming in this thread... now see, I'm a neet because I'm simply too special and important for things like labor, which is very different from those guys! <3
>>42099400please do this to me…
>>42099540>>42099555omg...a princesspilled neet....
>>42099563EXACTLY that, you get it!!! it's seems we're a much rarer breed than I thought... you may stare a little at her highness, if you wish
what exactly is the appeal of dating a neet? do you just want a slave? also people who call themselves neets because they have a rich family are not neets...
>>42094740>qott
>>42099574this is quite the privilege, your highness
>>42099585NEET means not in employment, education or training. it does not mean "smelly, poor, neurotic loser with no friends who is ALSO not in employment, education or training"...
>>42099608explain why almost every neet is a poor neurotic loser then
>>42099608if the person you’re replying to doesn’t count NEETs from wealthy families, they pretty much are poor as a rule. the other things aren’t guaranteed, but pretty common if you’re poor and jobless
>>42099585>the appeal of dating a neetI feel could write an essay on this. I never treat them like slaves or servants, I never ask them to do anything they don't want to do. I just like caring for people, I think. and I also like having someone around who kinda always has free time so I can hang out with them. it feels good to give people things that they may have otherwise never had access to, and it's ok to get nothing or next to nothing in return besides companionship and love.I've never met a rich neet (I don't think so, at least) but I'm not really talking about people who are just so fucking rich they don't have to work anymore. I'm talking about the typical person who would refer to themselves as a neet.
>>42099617because wealthy people know to not flaunt their wealth so the only neets that talk about their finances are poorfag retards
>>42099617I mean, I don't know... as I mentioned earlier in the thread, the fact this is the norm of neetdom is recent news to me!
>>42099633>wealthy people know not to flaunt their wealthah yes, famously humble and reserved wealthy people. the people who buy designer clothes and expensive cars purely so people can see how wealthy they are
>>42099626>besides companionship and lovethis is worth all the money and material shit in the world
you should treat neets like slaves and abuse them for your own benefitthey won't tell you this, but deep down they like it
>>42099601it most certainly is! fortunately for you, my less responsibility-encumbered and very regal lifestyle means I have plenty of free time to grace this board with my presence
>>42099649EXACTLY.
so if i take bica daily(50mg) along with my injection regimen, i shouldn’t need fin/dut also?
>>42099646blud is retarded
im not a neet im just an unclaimed housewife
>>42099015 how western
>>42099653ok, some of them do, yeah, but a lot of neets are just regular people who don't / can't work and don't have degradation / maid / petplay fetishes. the ones who do like to be treated like slaves are cool too, of course...
>>42099683wrong. all neets like it
>>42099689ok so it's become clear that YOU like it, I guess. are you a neet in search of an owner or something
I want to apply to a job but I can't bring myself to look at it and I know I'll have to do stuff like write a cv and attach my non-existant high school degree and take a picture of my face and etc etc and I start tearing up if I think of that for too longI just want to be normal
I'm an unclaimed housewife except I can't cook, can't clean, and expect both of those things to be done for me on demand
>>42099697I don't like it, it's weird and gross and gay. I'm just shitpostingI am a neet and will stay alone forever
spending christmas and new years alone againhere comes the big sad and all the negative urges
>>42099654and we are indeed blessed by your presence. thank you your highness...
gay gen is taking our tuesday theme wtf
im straight. i am straight.
>>42099728disgusting moids...well, no one has posted tummy today so I guess it's not really tummy tuesday anyway...snif
trenbolone tuesdaypump some iron /mmg/
I should return to gayden but it's so fast and degenerate, I guess this is the only place for me
>>42099753this gen is also fast and degenerate. we keep talking about fucking dogs or our own mothers
>>42099764it's slower, and genuinely not as degenerate. I hate faggots and still dream of being normal
no we talk about the dogs knotting us
>>42099776are you a normal cis gay or are you at least on e?
>>42099677Very western... Et tu anon?
do you think selfhating and repressed homos make good bottoms
>>42099751id rather kill myself
>>42099785uh same. if you see me on the streets mercy kill pls
>>42099764or fucking our sisters of course. or the transfem supremacy people who post about giving each other cis girl slaves for christmas
>>42099783we are in the manmoder general
>>42099796yeah? but sometimes people who aren’t in e or who pass use this gen for whatever reason
>>42099791How about we be friends instead...
>>42099802I don't understand why they would happen
>>42099792hey, all i'm saying is having a cis girl as an onahole for my gf and i to use together would be cool
>>42099821neither do i
>>42099822that's rape and human enslavement
I hate men
I wish I could be adopted by I'm too unsociable and ugly
you can probably be adopted anyway
>>42099830no but she consents
>>42099727indeed, indeed! her highness is going to take a well earned nap now, but perhaps if you're lucky, she may return for the next thread later!
how do I put myself into a coma for two weeks
>>42099830oh...is it really...>>42099822obviously of course that would be cool
>>42099842stop giving me false hope
i wish i was a cis woman onahole for two trannies
>>42099856sleep well your highness!
>>42099867lowk same
>>42099830nona, what the hell? i'm at work and don't have time to jerk off right now, why would you say this...
>>42099865ntn but it's not really false hope. it's something that has happened, is happening, and continues to happen. if you put yourself out there you might meet the right person
>>42099858skipping christmas?
>>42099890it's not true for people like me, I'll always find a way to ruin it
>>42099723It's better than to be with someone that makes you feel terrible all the time tho
family asked me to spend the holidays w them and I just said no, shit's easy
>>42099909"it's better to have one arm cut off than both" anon you're not helping her
>>42099908that's what every neet says. but then again, even if it does come to an end, at least it's fun while it lasts. nothing is forever, anyway
jackin off to neet porn
>>42099920nothing even starts for me
>>42099922if they're making porn they're working thus it's not neet porn
>>42099922explain
making my pet neet jack me off
Jacking off to puppy women
>>42099922wait til this hits page 10 for neet tummies
what the neet lovers don't want to tell you is that they love neets if they have a personality (which most of them don't)
>>42099776gaygen took like 13 hours to hit bump limit. we did it way quicker
>>42094200>>42094218something good was promised
I'm a 34 yr old manmoder with long hair no hrt and im too shy to go to a haircut place and get shorter hair but idek what I want.
>>42099971>no hrt>manmoder ?
>>42099964i genuinely need this explained to me better. just your arms straight up above your head? or are they bend at the elbow like when people do the paws pose?
>>42099945BASED neets like it when you make them pets and force them to give you sexual favors
>>42099954this
>>42099954what does this even mean? I've talked to so many people who say "oh I'm so boring, oh I'm so lame, oh I have no personality and you'll get tired of me". and then I talk to them and they have interests and things they like, and perhaps we even have a bunch of stuff in common, and I start to like them. if you really think you have no personality then I need to see proof of you actually being an invertebrate / non-sentient lifeform
>>42099975unironically true. and having them give you handjobs is a good one, it's almost lewder than them sucking you off and they love that
>>42099971sounds like you’re a repper, not a moder
>>42099981what i actually meant by no personality is that they have a repulsive personality
>>42099973Yeah I'm pathetic, I have issues with everything I'm not human
>>42099974yeah. arms by their sides, bent at the elbow, hands held up on either side of the head like paws, stomach (and chest???) fully exposed like when a dog or cat rolls over
If you take hrt and don't put effort in that's basically the same as never starting hrt at all
>>42099995no whatever retard I mean you're literally not a manmoder, we're on hrt>>42100001shut your idiot doomer ass up you are the fucking worst
>>42099990I was on hrt for 4 years but had an issue in 2023 that freaked me out
>>42099996alright, i think i get it. kinda like the carameldansen pose? i’ll see if i can do it
>>42099991repulsive personality? yeah I guess if they're a total asshole and mean for no reason then that makes sense that I wouldn't like them.
>>42099984forcing an embarrassed neet to look me in the eyes while they give me a handjob i'm about to pass out
>>42100005Can you call me more names I'm pretty pathetic human
>>42099909you don't get itthe other poster is right
>>42100018oh sweet jesus and mother mary I think I'm gonna die
>>42099996how am i supposed to take the pic with both arms doing the pose if i have to hold my cell phone
>>42100035this is my question too
>>42100035>>42100045I don't fucking know, nonas...get someone else to do it? only raise one arm maybe...?? tripod?
how many of u are truneets and not students on break...what the helly
>>42100035hold it with your mouth like the cute little puppy you are
someone take a stummy pic right quick
>>42100018if you do this their hearts will bump so hard it feels like their chest is going to rip no matter how annoyed they may look
and how many of you are true hikkineets...now no one is ready for that conversation
calling up my bro to ask him to take gay fetish pictures of me for strange transsexuals on the internet to jack off to
>>42100054I'm a truneet>>42100066I am also this
im gainfully employed
>>42100074
>>42100068yeah post that shit then you can fuck nasty style after they realize how fucking delish you looked in that shit. don't worry about what the strange transsexuals are doing
>>42100068getting my wife to help but never sending her the pics
>>42100001would you date a trans woman who's not on hrt though
>>42100030>>42099915I'm saying it's not better, I spent so much time alone and I would prefer it, at least I'd have no one trying to destroy my self esteem and playing with my insecurities.
>>42100174shut up
this general has an average of 9 people
>>42100226what about me :(
>>42100178No you, learn to be alone
>>42100456I've spent more of my life alone than youyou do not understand the situation
>>42100467How do you know?
taking unclaimed housewives im a real man
sup brapperonis
>>42099803is it even possible with if i’m avoidant too.
