Time for the holidays when all the guys just visiting like to flaunt their bodies all over my grid and not be able to actually meet up because they're with family

Delta you choose to be unhappy

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Brit bums > broccoli hair mystery meat Americans

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The music scene has got me down.

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Should I tell my bf I'm inbred? Its the onky secret he doesn't know

at least she finally has the good sense to cover up her ugly mug

>>42101953
what's the point of having red hair if you're gonna be smooth

>>42101976
your body looks really good in this photo, keep up the exercising and diet

When will you learn that actions have consequences

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>>42101990
You're American. He knows.

>>42102017
not for trump

>>42102033
I need real advice

>>42102009
I prefer smooth guys.

>>42101953
i wanna fuck his ass. truly, twinks are women

>>42102033
I look like this

>>42102051
how do you live with yourself

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critique my art. do the pose and proportion seem off to you?

>>42102068
try it again when you're not horny

>>42102043
Try being a real person first.

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This is my favorite gun

>>42102068
yaoi hands - thigh edition

>>42102088
Keeping myself mostly anon doesn't makes me not real

Feet

>>42102132
hairy feet?

>>42102068
bro just use a reference. and some common sense, his thighs are literally as thick as his chest. and stop watching anime its ruining your art like it does for all weebs

>>42102077
invalid criticism

>>42102100
wdym? elaborate

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>>42101943
I know

>>42102168
Have you considered transitioning?

I feel like my time is rapidly running out

what kind of ice cream ingredients would be in "pooner's delight"

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>>42102147
Yaoi Hands is a phenomenon where horny fujos will draw men with freakishly large hands despite the character not having absurdly large hands in most panels

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>>42102168
I think i understand why you afraid of guns now lol

Die pawbert die

>>42102143
i did use reference tho. but the perspective is fucked up. its supposed to be him laid back on the couch so his lower body needs to look bigger. gonzo porn basically. and if i get the image right, then only i can animate it and create a game where you can jerk him off until he cums with ahegao face :3

>>42102179
Fuck that shit

>>42102209
I may be miserable as fuck but I still don't want other people getting hurt

>>42102250
I was referring to your depression, a gun in your hands would be bad combination

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>>42102067
Not getting hair in my teeth, not smelling mud butt, not fucking gross hairy hole. Feels good.

>>42102250
Don't kys, you're too sexy ;~;

>>42102265
A-HEM!

Some of us with hair still shower and wash our asshole?!

>>42102061
shut up dad

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why are muskfags like this?!

>>42102286
And that's what most gay guys want. Why do i have to want it?

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>>42102061
>twinks are women
Saying that doesn't make you any less of a homo

>>42102259
I'm not quite that gone

>>42102266
Assuming you're being genuine, what makes you call me sexy?

There's smell obsession then there's just embracing the fact that men have a smell, and it's not necessarily that bad

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>>42102315
>"there's something on your hair"
>literally his whole body is covered with hair

>>42102343
I wonder why women hate the smell of men so bad

>>42101953
I love manbutt. Twink butts are unique though, and pale guys usually have pink assholes

>>42102265
>Not getting hair in my teeth,
who cares about a little hair
> not smelling mud butt,
you can sleep with men who shower, you can't be that desperate for sex
>not fucking gross hairy hole. Feels good.
fucking hairy hole feels better

>>42102363
peak sex there is literally not a not sexually attractive man on the face of planet

>>42102370
In their defense, men who are actually dirty and don't wash enough or keep good oral hygiene can smell pretty bad, and they're not used to it because women smell different

>>42102320
You don't I just don't like you saying mean things about our hairy butts >:c

>>42102337
I'm NOT gay.
Post butt

I just took pictures of my hairy butt you guyyyys

Is hasan piker evil?

>>42102427
post em

>>42102412
Sorry I'm hanging out muh family rn

>>42102455
Show your family your ace of spades tattoo lol

I hate my family

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>>42102491
Pardun?
>>42102501
Aw why's that?

>>42102501
then move out. you're 90

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>>42102340
It's a meme.
But also your chest hair showing through your collar and your cute face and glasses uwu

>>42102501
Same here, bestie. Meet me at Gretna Green.

>>42102517
this is the most masc this dude has ever looked and he isn't even that masc here

>>42102443
I'm shy, I'll take a lot more photos and then maybe post 1 on unseen for 12 seconds

>>42102552
>post 1 on unseen for 12 seconds
if you're gonna do that then don't bother

>>42102517
is this clavicular?

Beggers want to be choosy!

>>42102572
Idk
>>42102543
My bestie put me onto this meme, idk anything about him...

>>42102506
Irritating habits
Playing scrabble right now with dad and sister who either won't pay attention, keeps asking for help(i.e play the game for her) and keeps talking

>>42102517
I heard his voice in a video
So gay

>>42102559
I'm kidding, the options on unsee are 10m 30m 1h and I'm okay with 1h. I'm just nervous.

>>42102203
my art looks nothing of that sort tho. ive literally used a real image as reference :s

>>42102594
When I'm shy I start the timer and run it down, that way you can post them for 12 seconds

>>42102587
i don't know him either. saw his twitter once and he was kinda funny but insisted on looking ultra fem in every pic. this photo was apparently a candid bed head thing he posted that someone else made into a meme. but like if you could look this attractive with no effort why would you put on makeup and shit to look like a woman
>>42102594
why are you nervous. sack up

>>42102629
Shut the fuck up, entitled bitch

>>42102645
sorry your feelings got hurt

Im unbanned :D are you guys happy 4 me?

>>42102665
What did you post this time

>>42102665
post penor (pls) and I will decide

>>42102673
He killed his cat.

penor req rescinded for now

>>42102681
I thought that was curiosity?

>>42102673
His beautiful pink hole

>>42102403
I love hairy butts. It's almost universal among guys. Like even if he has smooth cheeks if he bends over or spreads them and doesn't shave you'll probably see at least a little hair around his most private place.

my fantasy, us to ride a guy until my legs can't move anymore. does that mean i'm supposed to be a homosexual irl?

>>42102765
you think he lucked out with the hair distribution or he waxes his neck and shoulders

unsee requires an account and I can't find my non-frumpy shorts so I'll just post like a leg pic first.
https://litter.catbox
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is*

>>42102315
I wonder what a room of naked guys would smell like after an hour or two of them hanging out.

>>42102777
no

>>42102783
why are you wearing shorts?

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Look what my ex boyfriend said about me >:(

>>42102811
cuz the room is cold :'( brrr brrr *shivers*
>>42102824
rotflol

>>42102835
most of your leg is exposed. just take them off and get a naked man to lie on top of you

>>42102629
There's 100 reasons why

>>42102835
You're wearing shorts when it's cold?
Get some sweatpants on

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Christmas Eve is tomorrow isn't it

>>42102219
Cute.

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Sooo I posted this in my stories and the guy I went to the date like it. He likes all my pictures but when we text he sent texts that are super short.

I thought That maybe I didn't looked as hot irl as I look like in my pictures. But if he likes them then it is either that he is very awkward at texting..

Or the worse scenario is that he liked my looks and not my personality yikes

>>42102835
which i was there to warm you up with my farts

>>42102851
It's just my booty that's cold but that sounds like it could be really cozy.
https://litter.catbox
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>>42102868
I don't have sweatpants, I might get some tomorrow. I'll just turn on the heating.

>>42102919
i'd brush his back every night

>>42102928
You write more than the average guy does. You do it here too. Guys are non verbal unless they're flamers. They give you clues to what they're thinking.

>>42102928
Tops are retarded and awkward when it comes to texting

>>42102928
do you powder your face? why does it look gray

>>42102928
why are you being a pussy, if you want him then make a move

>>42102919
taking pics with toilet bowls in the background is just not hot

>>42102928
You are overthinking this sis. Just meet up again with him and see how he acts again in person. If he flakes, then you know.

>>42102940
you'd be surprised what a man could do to help with cold boot

>>42102919
Perfect for cuddling

>>42102940
that's a nice fat ass

>>42102946
he's not a horse anon

XD

>not using dating apps makes me never meet new people
>using dating apps makes me want to kms
-_-

>>42102940
I'd like to see it jiggle

>>42103046
i bet it still feels good

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Looks what someone said abouts me

>>42103083
What filters do I have to use to see your profile :3

I am a deeply insecure and sensitive faggot loser. If a stranger is slightly rude to me or I'm the target of some banter, it lowkirkuinely almost ruins my day sometimes.

>>42103095
Nooo dont look at my profile its full of my personal information you could dox me and then id lose my job at the business factory

i'm really horny for cock. i want to become a guy's bottom bf, so i can have as much cock as i want. what's wrong with that? i'm not selfish am i. who else is gonna pulverize my prostate? i don't feel comfortable with hookups

>>42102984
One time a guy gave me long kisses there, that felt warm and I really really liked it.
There's more?
>>42103035
Th-thanks, I've been getting my weight up but most seems to have gone to my ass...
>>42103059
I can try to humor that.

>>42103098
what a retard

oh gosh, now i have a boner

Im literally considered severely mentally handicapped by the Canadian government to the point I qualify for assisted dying

>>42103132
die you shove the steel handle inside unlubed?

>>42103132
he kissed your hole and didn't put anything in?

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I guess they delayed the maid for me :( lol should I apply for maid when I become eligible and then at the last moment possible say
>I change my mind
As a prank and swat away the needle lol
https://youtu.be/RzO0MgXl4m0?feature=shared

People are always so mean to me on the internet because im a plus sized bottom

>>42103098
Debaser post.

>>42103200
kek

>>42103124
I really love edging, would you let a bf use your butt to edge as much as they want?
>>42103160
No I'm still searching for the magic key to self-lubrication :(
>>42103184
Yes... now that you mention it, not even a finger.

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@delts

My femboy friend likes touching me. When we sit in a bus together, he keeps pressing his leg against mine, touches my thigh, pokes me in the stomach, etc. I also once did squats with him in my arms.
Unfortunately, he already rejected me a while back, so nothing will ever happen

>>42103247
did you put something in him?

femboy is pedophile terminology

the Grooming Master trait has long been discussed about even by the most respectable thinktanks in the world

>>42103287
we know

>>42103265
Just enjoy it if you can, it's free after all...
>>42103268
Just some fingers, and he gave me oral.
I really dislike wearing condoms so ig that was the reason. I wouldn't want the first time a guy penetrates me to be all rubber either.

feminine male... *drools*

>>42103326
post balls

i stay hard the entire time while being topped, and i also cum hands-free

going to stop listening to bottoms and start imagining them making funny hyrax noises

>>42103365
good boy

>>42103365
stop bragging

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>>42103287
yh?

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>>42102949
Well guess I have to date a flamer. That dude is a bisexual tho soo.

>>42102956
Well I haven't asked his usual position so I wouldn't know
>>42102959
My current sunscreen has a bit of color. My aunt is a dermatologist and said this sunscreen is one of the bests
>>42102960
Wouldn't going on a date be consider a move?

>>42103365
how do I acquire this skill sis?

>>42103381
>>42103398
is it really okay for a guy to be like this? it doesn't make me less of a man? it almost feels wrong, i mean why do i even have a penis if i don't use it

>>42102975
Well christamas is a very busy time. I went gift shopping today. Maybe in January I'll ask him. He is like 7 years older than me. Shouldn't he be the one asking? Smh

aahhh >.<'
so cold. and lonely..

>>42103425
Are you retarded, if you cum you're using your penis. Besides. Any good top should be touching your dick while topping you

>it is abnormal to have an erection when i am aroused
why are bottoms like this

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>>42103434
You ARE deeply emersed in novena with you familia, aren't you?

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>>42103425
I'm like that and there's nothing wrong with me

>>42103422
not if you spend the date talking about games and retard shit. neither of you two are willing to make any effort at romantic stuff so you're just orbiting each other and then you'll both end up in the friend zone.

>>42103340
Like this? Idk what'd make a good ballfie, I'm not big on ball aesthetics...
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>>42103425
To be like what, hot for men? Getting hard from pleasing them? I'm into it, you can be in my tribe and be my friend if you're like that.
>>42103445
I think deliberately ignoring an erogenous zone ca be hot too, but I lit. have no experience topping or bottoming.

>>42103449
Sir those are only trannies. Gay males love having a penis. Trannies are confused because they wish they had a vagina.

>>42103425
it's fine for most men
>>42103457
not you

>>42103470
sure but consider a full crotch shot, legs spread, hard cock above the balls

>>42103453
No I hate God. My family does la novena while I play videogames in another room

>>42103470
>deliberately ignoring an erogenous zone
is single digit iq retarded

>>42103497
Kek love u fag

>>42103503
Why? I've been wrong before.

>>42103463
When we were buying an ice cream he said he shouldn't eat alt of sugar and I told him not to worry about it. His body looked great.

I think that is a compliment. What the hell should i have told him "nah keep eating sugar so when I suck your dick your cum tastes sweeter" or what lol

have you ever pretended to be a female before to talk to a straight guy online?

>>42103470
how old are you anon?

>>42103445
>Any good top should be touching your dick while topping you
no please don't. my prostate is already sensitive enough. i don't need 'help', i want my top to only focus on his own pleasure. my pleasure need not be of his concern. and besides, it already feels so good to be filled, there's no need to add more sensations, it would only be a distraction

>>42103517
no offense but you have no game. have you ever hit on a man or do you just wait for them to pick you up

>>42103479
wait what why please explain

>>42103527
I did in omegle when I was a teen, I said my name was Elisa. And people believed them. Then I just got Pics of random cam girls at chaturbate. I tried to get pics of women with the same skin color and them I got a few dick pics lol

>>42103560
Probably the second. I have a hard time complimenting someone that has not complimented me yet. What if they think I'm ugly af and then I compliment them and I look dumb. What if they only agree to go on a date with me because they didn't get anything better

>>42103543
if i was focusing on my own pleasure i'd be home jerking off. you're weird

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This is my boyfriend. We're getting married.

>>42103543
holy based

>>42103527
when I was a kid yeah
I also had a spray in TF2 that said I was a gaymer and I like playing with joysticks, and my straight best friend irl saw it in like middle school and I awkwardly told him it was for trolling lmao I don't think he believed me
but I would spray it and either get guys reeing over gayness or asking if I was cute and it would just go from there

>>42103588
this is why people think you have a vagina

>>42103603
are you going to get divorced when he turns 20

>>42103538
About 30, why?

>>42103615
Geez sorry for having emotions from time to time

>>42103615
that doesn't make any sense, I'm a man and think like that too. you may be just an overly confident weirdo dork with no self awareness

>>42103623
4 years away is a long time anon. Let's not think that far ahead.

>>42103647
kek

>>42103603
I can tell he smells like poo

who volunteers as tribute

>>42103507
IDEAL bott-
>pokemon tattoo
nvm

God, what a disagreeable sensation

>>42103679
cunt, link the full pic

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I am sick

>>42103789
his bulge is begging to be played with and he probably doesn't notice it. some men have no self awareness

mewtwo a baddy with them thighs. i wouldn't mind switching bodies with him hehe. especially if i get psychic powers too. i would be an all-powerful bottom, i would order other bottoms to do my bidding

you ever notice that when people switch bodies in movies they never look at their new junk? i think it would be the first thing i did

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>>42103860

>>42103873
In "Kimi no Wa" they look at it.

na wa
kimi no na wa

>>42103922
mega mewtwo z

gayjutsu secret technique: penis slap
it's super effective!

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So I went out today for christamas presents and I had to dress up. So might as well take a photo. I bought a Pokémon Keychain plushie for myself tho so that was fun

>>42104022
you have a lot of 5 o'clock shadow for someone who doesn't have a lot of facial hair

>>42103789
homosexuality is NOT a disease

kimi no hoohaa

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Dieting, under control. Exercise work out is fucking boring. It's a struggle i continue. SO BORING
MUSIC DOESN'T HELP

>>42104154
you have an obese soul

>>42104172
I said my diet is good

i don't want to look like a femboy but that's how my body is, and i'm in my mid 30s. so like, it's not my fault.
do you think i choose to look like a faggot? of course not.. why should i have to change my aesthetic anyway? if i was a rockstar then things would be different

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>>42104154
You know you want that cheesy creamy moustache on your face you little pizza slut

>>42104188
Not really into pizza anymore

>>42104191
Yeah right. No one stops being into pizza.

winking is gay blinking

>>42104179
post mid 30s hole and soles

>>42104191
not after seeing that pic