brap

>tfw manmoder who looks like a pooner because of estrogen and laser

>>42105187
giwtwm

>qott
yeah I fuck dogs. everyone does that, right?

>>42105182
get out foid

>>42105223
ugh stop i wanna hang out ; -;

can we get a mom fucker edition soon

>>42105230
every edition is mom fucker edition with you around

yeah, i fuck dogs.. if that's what we're calling ugly women! am i right bro? get those beer goggles on glug glug glug breath breath glug glug glug glug, breath glug glug. dont matter if she's fat, disgusting, or sixty, im in there pounding the night away. then in the morning i slip out the back, jack! alright see you at the next reunion good catching up with you bro

>>42105236
i'm blushing :3

>>42105230
ok stiffler

>>42105229
this place is for the moided ones

>>42105279
ok foid

>>42105280
literally me dood
>>42105289
wtf no backsies

>>42105156
i don't fuck no one wtf
fucking sex having freaks gtfo
including the ones getting sex from dogs!
...
those trying to rape dogs will get burned in the hottest flame in hell!!
||acetylene as the hell master is a cheap son of a bitch (not a hot one even!)||

i look so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and my neck is so thick and my hips are so small and i look like a fucking gay male bottom but im literally a top. I fuck hairy man ass but nobody believes me not a soul in the world i mean they literally laugh ag me and i tried to mount a dude and he calls himself a top so he just pinned me down it’s very sad i will never be a woman or a functional chad, just a dumb hon

Can y'all call me pathetic

i need to have dangerous sex with a black cop who could kill me and get away with it, most importantly i want him to put his gun in my mouth

ACAB tho

>>42105491
im maga

ew

that's hilarious

dota 2

>>42105272
i really am an alien aren't i

im ugly

>>42105551
my face is long þough

i'm petting you right now

I'm punching you right now

stroking you right now

im feeding you right now

mocking you right now

>>42105543
what

mogging you

pegging you

WHATS The playlist looking like tonight

oops all coal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TD8uRHQ7hNM

mmm coal yummy

why do men fall asleep so early

being moided is fatiguing, i would know

gods most moided

>>42105875
omg...it's peak

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god's not finished with you yet

honestly imagine if hormones worked
>>42105978
ya right
>>42105805
https://youtu.be/-rlzHBnkG7U

>>42105980
you are a dumb bitch. :)

>>42105996
you're an ant under my boot. I will crush you

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>>42105805
troonbreaks

>>42106014
you're coal

>>42106071
ok what did I fucking do to you bitch

now kiss

>>42105994
>ya right
idc about foidpinions

>>42106079
nothing, i just want to hurt someone

>>42106101
why do you want to hurt someone :( why me

>>42106097
stop being misogynistic

>>42106097
aw man
>>42106101
thats not v nice

>>42106112
i'm retarded and deeply upset about something going on in my life, not your fault

>>42106137
I hope you feel better, nona :(

>>42106118
>misogynistic
brother this is mmgtow

>>42106146
no it isn't and I'm not your brother. can you stop acting like a gay man please

>>42106145
unless a person i hate randomly dies i doubt i'll feel better any time soon but thanks

>>42106156
i'm a straight man, faggot.

>>42106168
a straggot?

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elfi says you're not allowed to say merry christmas until the 25th
i say different
confirm my position here ty

>>42106175
no im not a faggot?

>>42106168
why are you so bitten, go takes your meds then come back :3

who is elfi?

>>42106188
already did my shot today :3

>>42106183
you're allowed to say happy holidays whenever, think about that

wish someone would do my shot

me too

pussy ass bitch

>>42106192
damn you could have just disagreed
escalated all the way to depersoning sheesh
>>42106195
iv been saying that to the uber delivery ppl the past few days and they seem alright with it
but today's chrimmis eve cmon..
>>42106214
real gangsta ass mmg'ers dont gotta flex nuts

>>42106214
wtf that's mean :( what should i do if my partner is best friends with someone i want to strangle with my barehands

>>42105156
At this point, you might as well just stick to Tummy Tuesday…

>>42106221
how was i supposed to know elfi is a person??

>>42106221
ill gouge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, and rip off your ears before garroting you and leaving your body for the wolves and carrion birds so that you will be forced to wander the river styx for thousands of years.

it's christmas you fucking animal

why do people see my sh scars and think is purely a sign of mental instability when it's obviously a statement about autonomy

so mean...

>>42106234
shes like 2 posts above you i just figured you were reading its cool mb
>>42106239
ig while i was busy you were studying the blade

>>42106263
mine are from letting people drink my blood to turn them.

this general is for moids

>>42106279
that's just not true

then why the fuck are you here?

>>42106271
it's okay, i subconsciously ignore anyone that names themselves on 4chan

i am the hon who made you fear to be labeled as trans

>>42106286
to annoy you specifically

this general is for women that look like moids. this isn't rocket science, faggots.

do you even fuck dogs and get knotted anon?

when the bitter reppers get home from their 9-5 this gen gets so mean >_<

>>42106324
um...are there people in here who DON'T do that...

im just a man on e

>>42106338
knotting you

>>42106344
t-thanks

>>42106335
how long do you think it takes to get home

i wish i were a twinkhon with a cutehon gf

i could really use a wish right now a wish right now

i could use a fat bitch right now

Can you all call me names
I'm old with no hrt because I'm pathetic

i dont do degradation

>>42106453
did u hear that guy like doesn't think the earth is real or something? something like that. idk, i kinda tuned out of pop culture around 2013. im trying to think of why but it's just not coming to me. that would've been around the year i moved back home. college wasn't easy, i didn't exactly make a lot of friends. i expected that'd stay the same, especially since i'd be living with my parents again. getting back on your feet is hard to do when you have to tiptoe to the bathroom because your dad's asleep drunk on the couch. but it went okay, got a job bagging groceries at the supermarket down the block. that's where i met her. blue eyes, a body you could really put your arms around, she was the full package. i remember she chose paper, and i also remember thinking i'd be happy around her even if she was serving me divorce papers. i asked her out. she said yes. long story short, we got married and boned hardcore style im boning her right now actually bone is fully in

i cant really do anything

>>42106342
same girl

I could use a bullet through my skull right now

I miss you, please unblock me

>>42106520
yoooo me too :) do you think one bullet could get both of us??

>>42106520
So could a lot of people, many probably more so than you if you're sharp enough to notice it

high as hell eating blueberries, this shit rules

>>42106636
nightmare nightmare nightmare

>>42106636
have u ever tried a huckleberry

have u ever tried a fuckleberry

>>42106644
no i have not

>>42105438
you should try ffs

>>42106683
or mastectomy

>>42106667
i highly recommend them we can go pick some up on the mountain in the summer time if u want

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>>42105805
my christmas songs :3

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throwing this on :)

self-lobotomy with a screwdriver could fix me

>>42106335
it’s better when it’s all neets like the princess

>>42106719
I fucking love the princess

>>42106765
oh yeah? why don’t you marry her?

>>42106714
no, self-lobotomy with a screwdriver could fix me but would probably be bad for you

>>42106769
would that make me queen, or also a princess, or something else?

>>42106710
coming out to my family so i can hear this live

>>42106804
i can’t imagine you could go from a lower position than someone to a higher one by marrying them, so i think princess

desu i think the people in my life would be upset if i died but would get over it quickly and then they wouldn't have to deal with me anymore

>>42106870
drat. fine

I'm so cold and everything hurts from my legs to my guts to my boobs I'm gonna kill someone probably myself

>>42106915
kill me instead

>>42106915
can i be second in line

I wish you people didn't feel so sad :(

>>42106472
hullo george

sick joke mom

>>42106983
im feeling p happy personally
>>42106997
ty anon

>>42107005
me too :) yay

no one would be sad for more than a day if i died, what's there to be happy about

>>42107014
you’re underestimating the love in the world

>>42107057
you're underestimating how much of a useless burden i am on the people around me

>>42107067
the reason you’re able to be a “burden” to the people around you is that they care about you and probably love you

I use kabbalistic judaism on this general regularly

>>42107083
i think most people in my life just put up with me, i'm a neet with no skills that does nothing all day. but i appreciate you trying to be kind

>>42107107
like that shit from the evangelion intro?

>>42107141
Yeah exactly that demonic jew black magic shit

>>42107116
they’re “putting up with” you out of love, nona

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I use tree of death Zohar and talmud chaos magic on this thread daily to produce entertainment and stir the chaos within the mentally I’ll that’s why the threads go so fast

>>42107176
nta but wish i realized this sooner

>>42107188
sigma male unit

you think my lifeless body hanging from the ceiling fan would be a nice Christmas gift for my family?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCDj4d5SM30

im joking guys im actually happy to be alive because i get to eat shrimp sometimes

im eating a shrimp right now. one from costco

>>42107366
it’s peak

repeating every 5 minutes out loud alone in my room
>I'm going to kill myself
>I need to kill myself
>I should really kill myself

you should try some more positive affirmations

>I'm going to get knotted
>I need to get knotted
>I should really get knotted

Fat gay men flirt with me

maybe nobody knows I'm a manmoder because women have to wear makeup a lot and they aren't used to feminine skin

>>42107365
mine just ignore me and don't talk to me

>>42105805
https://youtu.be/4u1354K6gW8

has anyone here given a footjob

no my webbed toes freak people out

woke up and my breath stinky ngmi ;-;

>>42107749
my feeth are like 90% really smooth and soft but my calluses are rougher than the surface of venus

i will not post feet pics
i do keep mine really nice though and try to have them out as often as i can

>>42107762
gm nona

mine r hairy and dry. thirsty like a camel

i fuck my feet up by wearing shoes two sizes too small
omg hrtmagik shrank my feet!

making fresh pasta tm to bring to my parents house later :p

>>42107805
morning nona merry Christmas <33

small skull manmoder

getting ready for an extra long weekend of liver damage and sobbing alone

last year i wondered if it would be my last xmas with my family but in the big 25, the year of the moder no one found out so we going again

>>42107819
merry christmas :D
what shape did u make

imagine having family or anyone who wanted to spend holidays with you

>>42107864
i havent madee it yet :3 but probably spaghetti tagliatelle and some super wide flat noods

spending christmas eve completely alone in a city of half a million people

spending christmas eve completely alone in a city of three quarters of a million people

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>>42107921
>alone
not for long

>>42107928
shitty romcom plot opening

I hate everyone so fucking much

I actually kinda like a few of you

>>42107895
ohhh yummy i made ravioli once but i love the wide ones too

>>42107921
wow u live in my city?

who up yoinkin they worm

I was looking at his extensions
He looked so pretty, it was fucking offensive
He said, "If you want long hair, then just go and get it"
I said, "You're so right, you're so right"

When did you become so obsessed
With all the things you do and do not possess?
Do you think you let this world get a little to your head?
I said, "You're so right, and you're so wise"

I like the way he chain-smokes incessantly
Tiny epiphanies when he’s drinking with me
He likes the way I over-hypothesize
The people in the room
Then I undress my every thought
The way that you can't pay for

Just two moders at the bar
Like two kids in the park
Here's the stage, you're the star
Just two moders
Just two moders
Just two moders