>QOTTwhat are you making for christmas eve dinner? perhaps fish? surely youre going to eat something nice. you wouldnt just have a frozen meal or something anon. please dont do that. unless youre like jewish or something you dont have to celebrate christmas ig
mommy eui
>>42108410I'm doing basically the whole set of my country's traditional christmas foods and all from scratch. Or rather I have been prepping them for weeks so I have easy time today.
stu 2025 christmas eve official lookhttps://unseecc/album#VEdN4qWNKINC
>>42108427hehe u look like rudolph :D
I don't like receiving presents and i don't like giving presents
>>42108440Because you are poor get a job
>>42108427
>>42108410i'm not allowed at family christmas bc i'm trans
>>42108448sorry nona :<
I am not feeling the christmas spirit today chat...
>>42108410I'm Jewish but I'm currently putting off getting up to prepare the full works for seven people. ugh god. let me think. im gonna do a ham because you have to do a ham... and a turkey. and pigs in blankets. and red braised pork. and roast potatoes. and Brussels sprouts. parsnips. need to figure out some kind of cheese board. stuffing. gravy. bread sauce. cranberry sauce. uuu i want to go back to bed already
>>42108452it's ok : )
>>42108457how can we help you feel it. let's have a festive thread
>>42108448basedChristmas is not for tranniesTheirs is Hanukkah
when you're sad you can look at penis yaoi
>>42108410I accidentally started a tradition of getting Chinese food on Christmas since I work all day and it's the only thing open to pick up on my way home
ho ho ho
>>42108475happy Hanukkah! but didn't that happen already?
>>42108476my dopamine receptors have been dead for eons I only feel apathy
Unalive everyone who plays like a pussy in wwm liars bar
>>42108478Hey, that was my nickname in highschool!
Sitting on a chaser's lap
Pooping in a chasers lap
Christmas Chem sex
>>42108493zogveronica?
No chem in my sex
I need a santa baby
>>42108427holy shit you got the Krtek in there i love that guy>>42108457same, nonny...not really sure how to christmas it up more, i hope the feeling will hit when I go visit my parents
>>42108485when you're apathetic you can look at penis yaoi
>>42108500I deserve this. it's Christmas! but all I've got are some sleeping tablets
has anyone seen dawgy?
>>42108521it's a little early for her still, isn't it? i hope she's getting a lie in today of all days at least
Christmas is a retard caucasoid holiday
>>42108447
My family never really celebrated Christmas
>>42108526how about if it's basically still a secular holiday and you call it Yule instead? that's its status here, i don't think i could do american christmas desu.
>>42108528fell beast
>>42108526does it come from the Caucasians? I thought they just liked dancing with jugs
>>42108538IT'S SCOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
>>42108542I guess that doesn't mean they didn't invent Christmas but I feel like it would have dancing with jugs as an element of it at some point
i am so good at wrapping presents>>42108512i love him so much :)
>>42108542It came from Saturnalia
>>42108542You know exactly what I mean stop acting like a fucking moron
Transgirls NEED to wrap up their penis with a cute bow so I can unwrap and then suck the real gift out of it
>>42108556If it were me that'd be blood. Idk why. But my doctors told me not to worry about it so
>>42108547did you get velvet shade invite?
fuuuuuuck i missed the Christmas Peace declaration i only remembered after a friend was complaining about it and now i'm watching it late :(
>>42108556Need
>>42108565
this is a nice way to set up presents right? this is the closest thing we have to a tree. my grandma is out rn and when she comes back shell see this :)
>>42108551Are you not using a box or anything to give it structure? Doesn’t matter anyway it all ends up in the bin.
>>42108574I have no idea I haven't logged in >w<did u?
Chasers wwyd if i started cumming blood
>>42108554where's saturnalia...>>42108555why are you yelling at me im sorry :c
>>42108551so nicely wrapped... good job....
>>42108598I would blow it back down there!!! blood is meant to be in the inside!!!!
>>42108595this is cultural for some reason!!! americans like to put soft things in boxes whereas in europe it's more common not do that so that the recipient knows that it's a soft thing. because kids hate them and adults like them so it's like. a fun thing to watch.
>>42108598It only happens occasionally now. But for about 6mths or so it was all the time
>>42108597We aren't divorced???? did you cancel it omfg I have a guy in velvet shade helping me
>>42108538i wonder what he's doing for christmas :D
>>42108410me and this cute but lonely tranny are spending the evening together. idk what shell cook as i made the sweet stuff but actually lifes nice sometimes.
>>42108618ugh I just paid 50k to get rid of you and got accepted
>>42108625Well I got a new camera with color night vision so hopefully we'll see what he's doing on Christmas with it!
another day in my silly little autistic androgyne life
>>42108636hehe awesome high quality scoots incoming
>>42108641you kinda look like a bug. I want to squash you
>>42108641This silly boi be postin again
>>42108542dont know for southerners but here in the north it makes sense why its like an ancient holiday, way begore christianity - its just so freaking dark out all the time and now finally the days are getting longer. i miss daylight.
>>42108644am i a cute bug uwu
>>42108590she didnt even see it lmaooo>>42108595weve never done that, except maybe if the thing came in a box>>42108606ty :)
>>42108648no ur some type of chud bug
>>42108618how the fuck would I even cancel it you saw how long it took me to manage it in the first place. I can't believe you....
>>42108636whoaaaaaaa maximum scoots
>>42108647right like of course people would celebrate the solstice that shit is insane. can't wait for longer days....
building a snowman with a tranny
>>42108681Fag
>>42108681im going to give it a thingy
>QOTTdumplings, fermented red cabbage and vegan sausage
>>42108693sounds really good... eating cabbage in winter is just right somehow
>>42108410>qottprime rib, twice baked potatoes and broccoli
>>42108410I already finished cooking the soup, the rolls (see pic), now will try to make a Greek recipe of fish.I'm a married tranny. Expecting a big family party tonight.I love cooking :3
also merry christmas everyone!! you're all the best(except the transbians)
>>42108726Merry Christmas anon.
>>42108720yum...
>>42108763would be nice to be eating a brown eyed cutie after ;)
>>42108725we were JUST talking about these last night they look so delicious ... im happy you're having fun! i gotta make a start already
>>42108726come on anon... it's christmas... transbians deserve love too
>>42108780you're right that was kinda mean but i don't take it back :p
slammed a shot of. something. some kind of fuck ass melon liqueur. took it like a shot to the chest. i thought this would improve my culinary performance but I think I need to writhe on the floor for some time now
>>42108785WHATR THE HELLyou're the grunch
>>42108791grunchmas!!!
>>42108689Gonna need a 2nd carrot, tranners which carrot r u?
>>42108778They're very common from Greece to Poland. Basically every country east and south-east of Berlin has them.But each country has a slightly different version. This year we're trying the Greek version. Last year we tried the Romanian version - https://www.jocooks.com/recipes/sarmale/They can be a pain in the ass to roll, but they're so goddamn tasty that I can't resist the urge to make them at least for Christmas and Easter. My brother's kids also love them.I took up cooking as an affirming and chilling experience as baby trans 15 (?) years ago. Now I will go crazy if I don't get to cook something nice at least once a week.Though I should tone it down after NYE 'cause I don't want hubby to get too fat :3
>>42108811damn you sound amazing!! need a wife like this
>>42108808im bited :(
>>42108811it is your sacred duty as a wife to do everything in your power to destroy any hope your husband had of any gains. men should be maintained in approximately the same way as leather couches
>>42108808>bitedGOOD MORNING SAAR
>>42108835oh I'm sorry they can correctly name 19 carrot cultivars but they choose a slightly non-normative verb conjugation and you jump on them. asshole. i bet you could not even name one carrot cultivar
>>42108835i think the reddeemed lol
>>42108816Well, being like this has made me deeply unpopular in queer spaces and with trannies in particular.They want the aesthetics of being a "straight tranny" but too many of them legit hate men and are also averse to making any effort.But now in my passoid 40s I can just afford to speak my mind. Once the novelty of "omg, i'm with a tranny" wears off, personality is what makes or breaks a relationship.And I'm way too fembrained from estrogen not to want to see my man happy. Also, being the crazy aunt for my bro's kids helps a lot as well.Hopefully I get to teach 'em knitting tomorrow, lol.Btw, by soup I meant Ukrainian borscht - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/84450/ukrainian-red-borscht-soup/
>>42108808Im yellow belgian
>>42108842why did you redeem???
>>42108832wtf is this shit?I love my husband. I want him to be healthy so he can lift me up and hug me strongly. And I want to be healthy too so we can both continue to live well, not just survive.The reason we've been together for so long is because we actually uplift each other, rather than allow ourselves to be eaten by brainworms.My husband already won by having me. And I won by having him. Why would I destroy his hopes?You people sound deranged.
>>42108845i noticed that too from 30+ trans girls like they are much more confident in themselves and give off those super fem vibes like that
>>42108858holy shit this is the woman every man needs
>>42108811Gołąbki...
>>42108846Amai
coffee, hot choclolate, egg nog death beckons me the real sweet release
>>42108846>///<mommy
>>42108878only liquids? horse anon you need solids you're a bro
>>42108845Interesting to hear from a married tranny.
>>42108845How did you meet your husband? Also I get what you mean about being unpopular in queer circles, I feel so out of place in them I’ve just stopped looking for community there.
>>42108885i just woke up its 630am hereim not hungry yet
>>42108859Transition is after all a journey. It's not for everyone, but it was 200% the best decision for me.However, these spaces are full of people who don't uplift, but rather try to drag everyone down to their level :(This whole new terminology (youngshits, luckshits, etc.) that didn't exist when I trooned out is also disturbing. I started at almost 25 and yet here there are 18 year olds, on HRT for 3 years, convinced that "it's over".Half of the time I get hostility when I try to advise younger trans girls on how things really work. I do believe in mentorship. But this new generation is firmly convinced they have it all figured it out while being terminally online NEETs. And it's not even a trans phenomenon. Cis youngsters (gay or straight) are also outright delusional about things. That's why I lean so hard in helping my brother with the kids' education. I don't want my nephews to grow up arrogant loser pricks.Life is hard, but winning is possible and doable.It's not that we, elder trannies, are necessarily wiser (though some of us are, lol) - but simply having been around the block longer comes with a more nuanced and long-term view of things.>give off those super fem vibes like thatIdk if it's necessarily fem. Maybe it is. I certainly emulated some of my grandmother's behaviors (she was a tough cookie who survived the fucking Gulag).I certainly would want that to be transmitted to the next generation as well.Here's what I'll be cooking for the New Year's Eve - https://thecharmedkitchen.com/2022/01/09/jellied-pigs-feet/Meat is good :3
>>42108894Damn that's a lot of hours
>>42108894same i wake up starving tho even after like 4000 calorie days mass gainer shake banana and a homemade oat bar is my usual breakfast
>>42108858lolgood luck babe!
egg nog is like diabeetus fuel
>>42108902happy tradwife mogging femcel live
mfw the solstice is behind us and the days will grow longer once more :D
Loving Marie and loving Stu
>>42108898i get that with all the under 30s their view of the world is so warped by being terminally online. most places are filled with bitter people now it sucks but also easy to ignore them since they stick out. the "super fem vibes" i really didn't know how to describe it lol like that old world yin and yang of a masculine and feminine care taker and both taking and knowing their roles are different with respect to the new generations upbringing. also your husband is very lucky to have someone like you
>>42108915:D cute doge
>>42108912yes, but by february i will go crazy
>>42108912based marie paying attention to our real god sol
>>42108893At a metal festival \m/I realized pretty early that I will go insane if I take the queer circles seriously.I've always been intentional about things I wanted in life. When I decided to transition, I wanted assistance with that, not to have weird political arguments with gigacommies or, more recently, weird discussions about middle eastern politics. So... I went looking for elsewhere.The Metal community is basically formed by good people LARPing as evil.It was at a festival I first attempted to socially transition. I looked awful and weird (or so I thought). But then... have you seen how metalheads dress up? A baby trans with no sense of fashion was among the most normal people there lolI met him in 2013. He was a low-key chaser, but I really needed a hug and a good fuck with someone from an environment I trusted. Let's say I had some unpleasant experiences prior.But by that time I had already leaned into things. And those things aren't trans-specific or even woman-specific. But just adult things. I was saving up for a home, I knew the basics of a few trades (some male-coded like carpentry; some female-coded like knitting) and was good and comfortable with being around people. That is to say... I had killed my brainworms and learned to enjoy living, not merely surviving.Guess what? That's attractive.I'm not very submissive tradwife or anything (tho occasionally I do sound like one), but I do take my femininity seriously. I bring peace and enjoy doing so.Brb, gotta finish these real quick https://www.daringgourmet.com/traditional-german-pork-schnitzel/
butterflies r kinda cool>>42108924:D fuck the false god! death to the invaders!
>>42108931
Youngins these days can't even make cabbage rolls for they husband or survive the gulag
>>42108915for me, stu, I wanna take her far from this place and never let her come back
>>42108934mm cabbage rolls r yummyaren't they like super easy? u just peel the cabbage leaves, coat them in butter? i think? and put the cabbage/rice filling in, bake until golden brown and serve with mustardmy mom taught me :D
>>42108938wait why did i say cabbage/rice i meant beef/rice
>>42108918>like that old world yin and yang of a masculine and feminine care taker and both taking and knowing their roles are different with respect to the new generations upbringingAh, fair enough. In that case, yes, I agree.I truly do enjoy being a woman. And it is what I signed up for.Ironically, it's also why I can't exactly complain about transphobia IRL. Nobody is crazy enough to call me "he" once they meet me.Heck, two months ago I cared fulltime for a few weeks for my elderly parents in the countryside. Some rando neighbor (family acquaintance?) came by my dad and upon seeing me he approached me to apologize for making sissy faggot jokes at my expense all those years ago and admitted he'd wish he had a daughter like me.I don't even remember him, but I gladly accepted his apology. He invited me over to meet his wife. And his wife taught me a new recipe :3It's why I'm sometimes adamant. We want to be appreciated by cissoids, I get that. But so few of us even try to make an effort. The world doesn't owe us shit by default.Heck, cis women need to learn femininity as well. And those who do, thrive. Those who don't... post misandrist shit online.>also your husband is very lucky to have someone like youClearly. And I'm very lucky to have him as well.The statistics and what I see online terrify both of us.With the risk of sounding cynical/cold, seeing all the misery that lgbt people promote *to each other* has actually made our bond stronger.
The family Christmas function is a landmine this year it's gonna be so funBrother's wife cheated on him and they're divorcing but they're doing one last Christmas together for the kidsMom's husband is an argumentative drunkSister's fiancee got hit on by my brother's bi wife last time so she doesn't trust herNiece is trans and the household is giga-trumpI don't know how my new meds mix with alcohol yet and I'm about to find outFinally some real family entertainment
bro I think I'm genuinely in a flow state of colorblindness I can't fucking make my character's skin tone match mine even with side by side comparison. I tried using just the hex code but then my character looks so light. But when I compare my normal character to me the character looks sooo dark. ugh
>>42108938No butter in my case. Also, they're much better with smoked bacon or beef.Rolling them is a pain in the ass. But it's a soothing activity for me, so no biggie.>>42108934That's a bad faith interpretation and you know it.What I meant is that the new generations (including mine) have a much better life than our grandmothers and instead of using that to become better people, far too many choose to waste it and then complain about the negative results. And on top of that dismiss any advice from someone older who's already been through this.
>>42108911believe me there are no shortage of people here i feel jealous of. the tradwives are not among them. i am putting a lot of work into ensuring i never end up living that life
>>42108950do u coat the leaves with anything? i remembered that being a stepmaybe that's just to give them that shiny finish when they bake...
>>42108948still 2.7h what level are you now are you doing a tank, dps, heals?
>>42108891I'm basically stealth to queers at this point, lol.They don't want to hear from me. Meanwhile some normies are unsure whether I'm joking or not when I tell them I'm trans (height helps me with that, granted).
>>42108964idk what the roles are I just use twin bladesim at 50 hours, max level I believe
>>42108410On Christmas eve it's traditional for us to eat a meat free dinner but that doesn't include fish so it's a seafood dinner
i am jealous of girls who are feminine and/or not autistic and/or have loving families
>>42108946this is what I'm talking about. this is the festive spirit. let's get that wine flowing
>>42108970>>42108964
>>42108975also
>>42108970twin blades look totally fun I want to try them... but I'll probably end up speccing into heals first since I'm already used to the brolly fan combo. so much responsibility though....
>>42108975i'll eventually get into it when its like deep winter and im snowed in
>>42108948there's like loads of colour theory and stuff that goes into that kind of thing right getting an exact match seems miserable. good luck :(
>>42108953I leave them overnight in cold water because they're very salty (they've been in conservation in our basement).The reason I don't coat them is because there's already enough fat from the meat seeping in as they're cooking on the stove. Adding extra butter (or other source of fat) is unhealthy and brings no extra benefit. In fact, depending on the leaves, it may make things worse.
IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING
>>42108973I'm probably a bit of a sperg, though. But I think I channeled that into being feminine so it's not noticeable? I'm not sure.As for loving family, being intentional helps. Family is where your loyalties are. There is no law of the Universe that the loyalties have to be blood-based or never-changing. Loyalty is a two-way street.Young trannies get the first part right (cut the toxic people out of their lives) but then don't pursue the second step: which is to seek out new and better loyalties.It's not easy. But it's totally worth it.
>>42108928Queer circles to be honest have always been… bad even back when I started in 2011, /cd/ was the most realistic to me at the time anyway. But going into a in person support group that invited parents with my dad as he had some questions and wanted to better understand, then having the person in charge discuss communism or just unrelated politics just made me stop looking, it was actually very embarrassing. Tried a few times every couple years with different groups/spaces/circles but you know the deal.It’s actually really sweet you found a community of people and a good environment outside of it all and your husband. I never really found community offline really and to be honest I don’t really think I need it now.
>>42108991It's afternoon but ok.
>>42108998I think the bigger thing is that it's not even Christmas
>>42108943yeah feminine characterists like that are very rare these days. to me a lot of trans girls i've dated embodied them more than the cis girls i have also thanks for being one of the most sane people i've talked to on here refreshing to know they are people out there like you
MERRY CHRISTMAS MY EUROPEAN FRENS!!!!
>>42109002>>42108998We're doing Christmas a day early because we have to drive a lot and it's 7am here
>>42108991What in the new zealand
Femininity with soushokukei characteristics
>>42108991MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
>>42108777wtf... dont do that....>>42108808im brasilia (thats my penos)
>>42109007MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
>>42109016personally i pride myself on being a deeply carnivorous woman
>>42108915yayy :) ily :) merry christmas>>42108937but my friend anon and my other friend anon are here :(
one time i asked my dog "if i died what would you do with me?" and my dog thought about it for a moment and said "if you die, i would eat you"then i asked puppy, "if you die what do you want me to do?" and he thought about for a moment and he said "when i die, you can eat me."animal whisperer life
>>42109031i think this is beautiful
>>42109023>maneaters with baby fever
>>42108996>bad even back when I started in 2011Yes, by 2011 it was fully enshitified. I started in 2008.Legit I'm afraid I would've roped if I were to be 25 today.Zero support was far better than the "support" of today.>invited parents with my dad>having the person in charge discuss communismOmg nona. I feel that.I didn't bring my parents at that, but I did bring a supporting friend. She was afraid to say it first, but I said it: "this is insane. I'm signing up to be a woman, not to be an admirer of genocidal ideologies" - we both got kicked out, lol>and to be honest I don’t really think I need it nowRespectfully I will push back a liiiitle bit on this.It's human to want connections with other humans. You may not feel it now, but you will feel it at some point. And when that moment comes, you'll wish you never stopped searching.Even now I'm still on the lookout for new groups I can hang out with. I don't really need new groups, but I like people. The key is that I don't look in queer spaces.I'm going to try some mountain hiking this spring. I've been postponing for years to try that. Finally found a nice group dedicated to that. We'll see how it goes. Worst case scenario we don't quite like each other but I get to stretch my legs and take some cute pics from a mountain.
>>42109031My dog is too small and skinny to eat
>>42109035I would absolutely eat my young, if that's the implication. i usually eat my boyfriends too, if they last long enough
I can't help but want to constantly bully her
>>42109046this will never be about me. I've made my peace with this. I'm too scary
I wanna do the top ad banner on mobile to a guyOk time for sleep
>>42109048Fuck you. Sometimes things aren't about you. Get a job instead of worrying about being fuck able you stupid slut
>>42109042You do have a suspiciously boyfriend shaped belly
>>42109058slaps my big fat bellay
>>42109004Thank you for the compliment :3But I also do find this really sad. All I did was copy what I admired from the women in my life and add some sperg-y determination. That's it.>a lot of trans girls i've dated embodied them more than the cis girls i haveIf you had told me this 17 years ago I would flat out not believe you. If you had told me that I could do that I would've laughed at the sheer ridiculousness of the proposal.Sadly, now I do believe you.Sure, the status quo is inherently advantageous for me personally, but when I think at the world, I'm less optimistic.The world needs properly grounded femininity and masculinity. It doesn't have to be fairy tale 1950s Burger trad shit. But it does need to be grounded.Somewhere along the way we fucked it up.>one of the most sane people i've talked to on hereTo the extent that a tranny can be sane, kekBut hey, we only get one shot at life. Might as well make the best out of it :3
devastated for this guy when he finds out he's falling for Rick
eating salchipapas you want my sexy tranny life
Forgot to turn off trip tard. If you want us to play along at least dont make these kinds of mistakes
>>42108993>I'm probably a bit of a spergik u mean well but pls don'twhen i say autistic i'm not talking about just, being weirdly passionate about certain interests... i think everyone is like that to some extenti mean like, since i was little i've been told my voice is weird and overly monotone and robotic, i have real difficulties with communication and socializingthat's not to be like woe is me, but it's disingenuous to tell someone that this is something one can simply overcome when frankly u never had to overcome the kinds of issues i'm talking aboutsorry if that sounded rude...
>>42109036My dad was kind of funny there like discussing stupid inane political stuff and he is just ignoring it, and trying to ask normal things after they were done speaking like process of changing documentation for me, their life stories, their journeys, stuff like that. I miss him so fucking much.I guess you’re right, at the moment I just really want to be with family and few close friends I have. Maybe I’ll try some hobby groups or classes and meet more people at some point in time.
>>42109029we'll make you some friends you can go out and do stuff with in real life, and your anon friends will make friends they can hang out with too, and we'll all live happily ever after, the end
>>42109086what. no I reply to my own posts on trip on purpose. i present my moral lessons in the form of an autodialogue in the style of the many daoist masters before me
>>42109101That's true
Teach me Chinese. I don't have a Chinese phrase for today. you have to do today's
>>42109074Happens to the best of us
>>42109101kek
>>42109111I know it's happened to me more times than I can count. but I'm the end I always like Rick under his own name more than any of the other hats he wears
>>42109108Gweilo means white devilThere is some sort of squiggly lines that represent that
when u hate me this is who ur hating
>>42109117That's Cantonese you stupid slut
>>42109108Bing Chilling
>>42109121I would never hate u
>>42109124that's a brand of ice cream. that's shite. you're useless.
>>42109127:D i love bronya! <3
>>42109131this seal is so suave....I hope you're not too cold I feel bad that I'm sunbathing while everyone freezes..... I'm gonna knit a scarf big enough that it wrap around every single chasergenner
>>42109123Cantonese is a gutter oil language too
Trying to get HIV off grindr so that bronya will date me
>>42109132it is cold today lole but i don't mind, the cold is kinda niceit's been a beautiful day altho the sun is setting soonclear blue skiesthis time of year the sun never gets very high so it always feels a bit like twilight, when it's still light out that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOOaH6BAwvY
>>42109128Wonton, bao, chow mein, rangoon, that's the only way I interact with other cultures
>>42109134ok but it is useless to me. what you want me to go help the Yankees try and colonise Asia. fuck you>>42109139I don't understand. I'm not a bugchaser. ive only ever dated people who are hiv negative. I think you'd have to be pretty insane to only date a tiny fraction of a percentage of the population>>42109140mmmm i know the feeling... that kind of blue is a seasonal treasure for sure. im kind of looking forward to seeing it again soon
>>42109151>I think you'd have to be pretty insane to only date a tiny fraction of a percentage of the populationYou think you're clever huhYou stay catching bugs I stay catching fish
>>42109149>wontonCantonese>Baosame in both Mandarin and Cantonese; etymology in English likely derives from Cantonese – notably the term 包子 (bāozi) is more common in Mandarin dialect>chow meinCantonese>Rangoon it's. a city in Burma. the dish was named by someone in San Francisco. zero connection to any dialect of Chinese
>>42109160I've yet to see anything that's passable for fish in a sewer pipe like this. but good luck!
>>42109181Bully my girlfriends again and I'll get all the fatguy posters on ozempic
>>42109185DON'T YOU DARE
>>42109155>grindr having localized outages at every maga gathering
truthnuke
>>42109197Can someone explain the layers of neurotypicapity behind this post
>>42108410my parents and i are eating a really good potato-cheese dish (dk what it's called in english) and then my mom and i will be going to church and then well give each other presents. >t. german tranny
>>42109178lol mandarin oranges you skank
>>42109191oh yeah I should get on Grindri mean it's a political fetish right they consider normal and reasonable politics to be degrading to the point of fetish. mental illness!
>>42109201The average 27 year old woman will have way more life and relationship experience than an average 30 year old man
>>42109201sure thing! this poster was dropped on his head as a baby on five separate instances. would you like me to describe these in more detail, or are there any other ways I can help you understand the neurotypical world?
>>42109201men prime 35+women prime around 16-25
>>42109203what
>>42109209>life lol>relationship experiencesure when the next guy is always just around the corner and guys make all the moves
>>42109209im 20 and being in college with a job and my own apartment made me feel older than a 25 year old living with his parents i dated ngl
>>42109222you kept Cantonese checking me so I said the most mandarin food i could think of, or did I read that wrong
>>42109239what
>>42109241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEpXr2hNxk
>>42109225Yeah but it's not 20 year old students or neets making the moves it's an arab oil billionaire dming random young girls on instagram offering to fly them out
>>42109123>>42109244what
>>42109241its over..
>>42109256what
for what it's worth I think men are generally so mentally stunted and incapable of basic cognitive tasks they should be relegated to menial labour for their own protection
>>42109269>below averageOP is a retard.
>>42109269I want to suck the cock off the guy on the right. no idea who that is on the left
>>42109277you are an oxymoron of a creature
>>42109290I think I'm just a moron but yes do I contradict myself? very well then I contradict myself. for I am large. i contain multitudes
So be good for goodness' sake!
BULGECHULGEI will insert my face into the. Churgke
>>42109299I've honestly been a depressingly good girl this year. im kind of mad about it. I'm going to resolve to be a very bad girl next year
>>42109303Who decides what good is anyway. Me bitch. Fuck you and die
Good night chasergen.
>>42109307>Who decides what good is anywayjesus christ does.
>>42109309Goodnight!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
>>42109306not worth to live around Canadians
thanks, appreciate it. merry christmas
>>42109317Don't be racist
>>42109313Jesus Christ never had to deal with an endless procession of reppers using hitting on him at an excuse to get hrt advice. even Buddha will retaliate if you strike him three times. im launching a three hit combo opening salvo as a pre-emptive measure
>>42109324What race are Canadians
>>42109327Canadian
>>42109266thats what trades are for us mental midgets
>>42109326omg is that why the guy at work asked me about injections? i thought he was just really bad at small talk
>>42109307You can't call yourself a good girl, and as a man I've assessed that you've actually been very bad and should apologize
>>42109329oh in that case I'm with you. i wish Canada would look out for actual native Canadians more instead of freak euro colonisers>>42109335Fuck you women are working hard to get into those too. there's lots of really cool initiatives here I follow this random lady who's getting her bricklaying qualification and I've become extremely invested in her even though she's a complete stranger. she did this sick like spiral pillar it was so cvnt it's insane how much you can do with just regular red brick
morny
>>42109346morning sobert
>>42109327french in quebec indian in ontario native till bc and its chinese there
>>42109336lol. welcome to the world of womanhood. my advice is to just tell everyone you just eyeball all your hrt doses and hope it works out. which is what I actually do in fairness but they don't like that
>>42109098:o that sounds nice, pls take me away
>>42109341waow.... do you mean it... in that case I'm very, very sorry for being such a bad girl~ i hope you'll let me work hard to make it up for you... im sure I deserve lots of punishment~
>>42109353that’s hard because i get autistic about this shit unfortunately
>>42109352Canada is Chinese.... this changes everything
>>42109155They tried to silence a nigga
>>42109346good morning. Sunday morning
>>42109364hrt is about having fun and being yourself
I thought christmas was on the 24th for some reason
>>42109306A million dollars a month may still not be enough to convince me to move to Canada for a year.
>>42109367What the hell whyfor saying BMW 0? the bans for that are so random
>>42109377it is unless youre *merican
>>42109377You can celebrate Christmas any day you want baby
>>42109377Christmas is celebrated on the 24th in many countries, like Finland for example.
merry christmas eve friends!!! feliz véspera natal!!!
Oh wait i forgot christmas and christmas eve are two seperate days
>>42109393i was wondering why i wasn't seeing signs seeing feliz natal here i guess it makes sense that that's Portuguese.... it rolls off the tongue so much better than navidad thoooo
>>42109361No word apology, just your tongue
>>42109397they're usually so busy I can't tell where one starts and the other stops :c i guess that's normal
>>42109327>>42109352>>42109366This is a bit outdated now but probably the picture of things about 10 years ago
>>42109404:p :b :p :b
are you gonna leave cookies for santa?
>>42109414Didn't ask
>>42109421I am Santa bitch. and I'm already full. leave an ice cold vermouth
>>42109414laurentian chads ww@??
>>42109438One of the girls from this thread is a laurentian
>>42109440yeah thats me, good morning :)
if I was sexy like Liz lemon chaser would fuck me. I'm just bad personality of Liz lemon and fatty
>>42109440Sounds like some fantasy book shit
>>42109457men don't want me because I know who Liz lemon is. women these days would be like. ballerina cappucina
>>42109384im always freaked out when it comes to posting on /tttt/, I know most jannies are trannies right? but i've got away with cockposting yet have been banned over replying to other posters, idk the jannies here just feel a lot more schizo
I'm really pathetic person
>>42109464yeah same posted cock and nothing saying would/10 to cuties gets you banned
>>42109466Same
>>42109464Same. Only ever banned for replying to someone else who got banned
I like myself actually
>>42109457>>42109463Huh? You're saying it like 30 Rock wasn't immensely popular. Very good high show, it's no Xavier Renegade Angel but it beats out Frasier easily
>>4210949930 rock wasn't funny never got it
I don't have a clue who liz lemon is
Any trannies who want hugs, kisses and fondling from a bearded fat guy? I can dress as santa if it helps
>>42109505sounds like a character from an overrated sitcom popular along millenials
>>42109464it's harder for girls no matter where they go. sucks out here
>>42109306Is this real? Bc I'll move tomorrow
>>42109466same
>>42109515How fat?
>>42109499i don't think I'm Liz I think I'm the histrionic blonde slut
>>42109525Santa fat.
>>42109503I only ever watched it high so I'm not the right guy to ask. I didn't find it very funny while sober either
>>42109515fellow chaser bro theres one for us all out there!!
>>42109515THIS IS ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
>>42109505Leave me alone
>>42109529Hot
>>42109528Yeah you wish.
>>42109436im not supposed to be around alcohol
>>42109545just some ice is fine then I'll bring a hip flask
>>42109464one time i got a warning for posting about being suicidal that told me the hotline number and to stay safe and that they love me
>>42109542is that good I don't think you really want to be any of them. I'm fundamentally very insecure and emotionally unstable. Maybe I'm the gooner guy that's always wearing stupid hats. i always wanted to fuck him
>>42109554I think somebody else put that leaf on his head to make fun of him. >:(>>42109555What they actually do that? I've seen so much suicide posting here
>>42109555that's really sweet
>>42109554Is his hat made of food or is his food made of hat. Food for t(ha)ough(t)
I hate skin fades so much why does every guy have one
hi guys hi guys i hope everyone is having a nice day
>>42109565Yes it's probably good. You can be Tracy Jordan if you want though, that's fine.
>>42109533Wanting the santa costume part kinda surprised me.>>42109540C'mere babe.
I hate bangs so much why does every tranny have one
>>42109578Why do women shave their eyebrows? Maybe they're just doing it because THEY like it. Have sex femcel.>>42109581Excited for Christmas! Powering through the bad as best I can. How are you Berry?
>>42109581Yeah it's been a pretty comfy day buy way too cold
>>42109590to hide my ugly manly forehead
>>42109569it’s never happened since>>42109570yeah it made me cry
>>42109581Hi strawbs merry christmas!
>>42109592I'm just lamenting the state of male haircuts it wasn't an actual question you freaking CHUD!!!
>>42109590theyre kinda cute i think>>42109592im good today!! kind of i woke up feeling weird but i took a shower and now im good. i hope i get some nice gifts for christmas. just dont love tomorrow will be family day >>42109594real. i hate being so cold all the time its the worst >>42109603thanks! merry christmas to u anon
