How are you celebrating Christmas eve, or do you celebrate on Christmas Day?Previous>>42108199
There is a cat in the Christmas tree btw
>>42110276mind u i was bullimic depressed and in chronic pain and deeply unhappy AKA not sustainable
>>42110282Whoaaa! :oHow did that silly kitty get up there?
>>42110270I'm thinking about getting blacked for christmas eve.I've only ever been with white guys, so I'm a bit nervous, idk.
I hate you all more than you'll ever know
>>42110292As bottoms should be.
Shiza has the hot genes but its covered in fat. Its like a buried treasure
>>42110301Would
>>42110304ok well go find a different boy who will live for you rather than for himself
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s5zwTsR6ddkringa tinga linga edition
>>42110300Please tell me how your boyfriend plan goes! I've never had one.
>>42110300American?
>>42110292you have deformed shoulder bones toowhats up with that
>>42110309>hot genes>tiny dick>>42110319yeah im built weird as fuck, im okay with it now, wasnt bsck then
>>42110300Good luck luv. Bbc for Christmas, HIV for new years lol
>>42110326Dick is hidden too I'm sure its a whole 12cm if you lost a bit
>>42110337no its 10cm with the pullback bro
>>42110326i mean more like is it reduced range of motion or shoulder instability?i cant assign the bones...it should be arm, clavicle, scapula...
>>42110345idk military ppl said im fine besides slightly bent ribcage
I hope you're having a good Christmas eve
I wish I could join the military.
>>42110319I have weird shoulders like that too, I'm pretty sure I have kleinfelters or some other form of xxy.
>>42110348well i actually can find a similar arrangement u were just Auschwitzmaxximg and lost all meat where it matters lek
>>42110367i see your psyop dumbass
>>42110359My idiot baby likes to eat plastic so we can't have a tree ;~;
>>42110359i dont, what now?!
>>42110379i was actually somehow still stronger than i am now post-hrt, awful fucking poison
>>42110379He was holding a full breath of air, pulling his stomache in and crossing his arm to the other shoulder. Ofc his skeleton looked fucked.Also how did you get brown?
>>42110380Nah I'm just saying, ya puffy little troll doll.
>>42110399nicole hurry up bitch i cant breathe
>>42110399its called phasenanschnitt, retardthe other shit u said is dumb as well
adios hoes
>>42110366Why can't you?
>>42110424hang around
>>42110426Uhh 2 reasons, 1 because my medication
We should all post hole for Christmas
>>42110416Ok, but what kind of moron would think a retard knows a word like phasenanschnitt or can even remember how to spell it long enough to make it to the google browser?>>42110415Iktf, my idiot sister would be like "why don't you have an iphone, nothing works right" while my lips are turning blue
>>42110389like the father so the son
>>42110454many a hole
>>42110465sister taking tummy pics for u?
ready
>>42110480Yeah, but in different contexts than yours, we had a pool and vacationed to a coastal island frequently.>>42110467I don't eat plastic ;~;
>>42110523wow shes richer than the shizaks
I think my bf get me a red panda
>>42110584Bitch if he did you better meet me at a public location during daylight hours and let me pet it :o
>>42110603Not a real one, silly
>>42110366>>42110584It pisses me off that you're retarded and own guns.
Somebody should buy me a cup ramen and a monster ultra sunrise and then have it delivered right to my apartment. Thanks in advance.
>>42110612most ironic thing a nigger has ever said
Good
>>42110623You don't have the strength to shoot.>>42110624You need supervision.
>>42110612Reminder that there is more evidence bigfoot exists than timur.
>>42110640i dont need to shoot we dont have rampant niggers where i live :)
>>42110662Post gunny
>>42110656LuckyAlso this >>42110675
he can use it we dont have it at home anyway i shouldnt talk about it
Shiza almost blew her dads cocer as a special forces agent
>>42110622addr?
>>42110688no hes not
>>42110684Do you know what kind of gun it is? There's no problem with it, you don't live in America where there's a lot of hassle involved with owning full auto
>>42110698it might be half auto idk forget abt it i dont know guns dads a security worker, convoy stuff
did he start drinking because his son is a cocksucking faggot and a tranny?
We joke and say my bf is my handler
>>42110714my dad has 0 knowledge of the latter
>>42110708Ok. That's pretty neat maybe he guards the national jewels or sth
and he was alcoholic before i was even born nigga like wtf
>>42110714Imagine celery is your son. You get an extra warm hole for when your wife doesn't feel like having sex anymore:() cud b fun yeh
>>42110726well, i guess someone should inform the polish fbi that an alcoholic has a gun permit ;3
>>42110743stop making these posts kms
>>42110748right cuz what are background checks dumb nigga
>>42110751I'm just joking..its not like i would fuck your ass when your mom is out of town or anything
>>42110763wasnt rly funny to me the first 100 times and still not rly funny
>>42110758don't be afraid, pumpkin
>>42110779It's not funny to me either. Daddy Bartok has needs, and you shouldn't laugh
feeding this to texanon
>hello polish police?>Hey what's up anon, long time no see :3>Shiza's dad uses a gun for work and he enjoys taking the edge off with a hard bev>Thanks for this report anon, shiza will be plapped non consentually and her dad will be forced to attend a sobriety seminar and a remedial gun training.
>>42110808maybe than youd lose MASS kekenough kcal for a family of 5
>>42110822this nigga eating shrimp
>>42110832Are you excited to fight for Ukraine?
>>42110808This is literally a hate crime in America. You're wanted by the Trump kosher nostra now
>>42110832pure colombian cockaine, disco shit
>>42110818Polish Justice needs to be served piping hot and in shiza's ass
>>42110822>Went through the trouble of shelling and removing the heads>Just sauteed them lightly in herbs and fatDid you at least make the stock ;~;
>>42110844i cant serve with my psychiatric issuesmy phone is dying rn
The handsome triumphed on that day.
>>42110870It's fine when it all kicks off you can come to Scotland and make heroin and mead together
>>42110900im not going to Scotland they have scary things like marea there
>>42110808Is that a dang swat sticker?
>>42110867i actually got scammed twice, they are small, so i just chopped the heads off...And i was too lazy for butter, did olive oilAND i had not enough parsley so its dilland i added too much salt so they taste like shitand i had too much oil and too small a pan so they cooked and i had to remove oil...its borderline unpalatable but idgaf its better than oats with water
>>42110923>Shrimp scampi with dill, olive oil, and no garlic Oh my days
>>42110923>Subbed dill in for parsley...>Too much of everythingHow are you alive? You need some sort of subby cooking boyfriend immediately :oWhat's the drink?
>>42110389Cute kot!
One of the great gay blogs was deleted recently. Blogger doesn't like naked dudes
Doing a watch
>>42110956When she does things that aren't the brightest I always tell her she's lucky she's cute
>>42110923Here's a shrimp tune for your consolation:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s742C0v5SFI... you did remove the shit from them, right? That black "line" running along the back?
bottoms don’t walk around here bottoms run
>>42110995Forgot picrel...>>42110972How can you be gay and not like naked men...
>>42111001The shit vein is on the stomach not the back.
It is perfect
>>42111001>Send my love through the stainless steel>Woks are carbon steelGood song, I didn't know weabs were making english miku bops now.
>>42111016Wdym, you remove it from the back. Shrimps curl up towards their front, right? So the long / out side is the back.
>>42111020did your father uncle give you that for Christmas
>>42111016That's the oviduct, where the eggs go, you ate poopy shrimp, hehehehehehe.You really need a subby cooking boyfriend uwuhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Lcdn-oPzHDI?si=dxxateqmhY7-rPb9
>>42111053no
How does it feel to you guys that I'm older then you all? (40s)
x it's Christmas Eve happy Christmas
>>42111029JamieP is a bit of a unicum in production quality (okay KAT is coming close) but yeah, it's a thing ^^ love me real, hand-tuned Vocaloid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8>>42111099Like I might smash? Check out my cock.
>>42111132You into dilf?
>>42111099It's frustrating because you should be like a wise older sister for the rest of us, thankfully you're funny.
these random boners from awkward sitting are annoying
>>42111145Why sister? I am wise, in some ways
phone 1% and we're leaving for home soon in vroom vroom cant charge phone so bye bye internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT8pIpzDX0gfuck yeah guys we are doing it but let's take a step back from the internet and think about family some of you chocolate-box babes should.
>>42111165don't forget to make your dad use a condom
>>42111165Bye
>>42110309>Hottest genes>polish jew>>42111165Perfect timing to come to the thread on my part I see
>>42111137It's just a 10y age gap and I sincerely doubt you (>>42111099) would have kids.
>>42111203There's a lot of really hot jewish chicks.
>me this xmas
>>42111099I don't care. Am I supposed to feel intimidated or uncomfortable because of a 40 yo dude that keeps posting guys in balaclavas?
who wants to be my bf :3
>>42111232You and this beautiful goat both have the same skin color btw
>>42111248Are you hot, funny and like videogames and geek stuff like dnd?
>>42111020Heckler and Kott
>>42111250hair color you meanyes
>>42111031>>42111061Oh well I'm a poopy eater then >.< Tired of uppity bottoms being smarter than me
>>42111215I have 6 kids
I'm mid, unfunny unless you're a retord, and think nerds deserve rape. Who want me
>>42111316I do want you for sacrificial reasons
>>42111258Yes
>>42111325You look like cdc's son newfren. You should be his sugar baby.
Is cdc a drug addict?
>>42111291Not really I was calling you swarthy. But slay. Goats are cute
>>42111295Maybe the other one is, I'm just good at cooking and house keeping because my grandma was old school and she raised me :3
>>42111329This is a good pic of you
>>42111426That's sweet. Do you post any food pics itt? I'd like to see or hear about what you look to cook.
penis
>>42111295My tati taught me this uuooooh>>42111303Good going... but yeah I'm West-Euroid so chances of meeting are probably nil. Yes, 10y older is no object for me atp.>>42111316But you're wrong, it's nerds that deserve to rape.
>>42110309Shelley Duvall is my Judy Garland
>>42111463I agree
>>42111295Well kinda hard not being smarter compared to a retard
this came out shit just like me
>>42111445Not really tbqh. Years ago I used to post in /ck/ frequently, but I don't really anymore.I made curry a few days ago. It's lk slop and I didn't garnish it, but I think I nailed the spices because it turned out good this time.I tend to eat lots of stirfries I like to keep something soupy/stewy in the freezer as well, during the cold months cream of mushroom is a staple for me.I also like to bake cookies and cakes. My favorite are macarons, they were tricky to get down at first, but I love their texture and flavor uwu
>>42111487Nerds are rape meat for alpha men. If you look like this fellow you should be stripped bare and savagely raped by professional football players
>>42111578it's merry christmas... also the horns fuck it all up you look more of a fucking loser adding them. you are good at drawing still. JOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS PARTY ROCK AROUND A TREE
>>42111596what about if he is good looking???? or do you only fuck doggy
>>42111558agree all over my chest
>>42111618The weak nerdy male phenotype is what I'm attracted to. They have to be white, weak, and vulnerable. No muscular twunks or guys that seem strong and confident. I want to make weak men feel weaker and helpless and at my mercy. That's what they deserve for failing to be men.
>>42111329can you pull off an afro? that would be hot..
>>42111578Hey! You're amazing! I really mean that, and you shouldn't think negatively about yourself.
My mom made this. It has cream cheese, cranberry, and almond inside. It taste like a sweet, cheesey, nutty pretzel. It's good.
I'm starting to find guys wearing glasses hot as I get older.
>ladies man
>>42111668You're freaky sis. That's hot.
>>42111596That is just a guy in a white t-shirt the fuck you mean nerds. Also I don't dress like that and I'm a fucking nerd
this year fucking sucks it's going to be nearly 70 degrees on christmas. i wanted to bundle up and walk around my cozy gayborhood tonight to admire all the christmas lights and pretty snow but we're getting NOTHING until saturday. the fucking LIBERALS took away our white christmases.
Blueberry nigga
>>42111702post nerd tummy
>>42111678That was a good call by anon, because WOULD!>ThisIt's a puff pasty pull apart.Sounds good and the christmas tree shape is cute :3
>>42111677
I'm 42 and people like cdc tell me I need to grow up
Anorexiamaxxed too close to the sun and now I look like a living skeleton it's over
>>42111365Yes. Nicotine.>>42111436Thanks. I forgot I posted it.>>42111670I picked it out a few days ago, but my hair's not that long. I don't think I've grown it out a full year. I don't like having to constantly comb out my hair so it's not tangled.
>>42111708you are a hateful person. so its well deserved
>>42111545I love her>>42111596>>42111668T-True!!
>>42111708>Weh 70 degrees ;~;My roommate is going to go to the beach with me friday to play pokemon go because it's been so warm c:
>>42111677I told delta his glasses were cute and he told me I was ugly and I should kill myself.
>>42111722>>42111674The second half of this was @(you)
year of the fire horse, probably will be really hot his year, fires ablazin'
I don't want shiza to die
>>42111723I kinda want to steal some guy's glasses and I'll only give it back if he does what I say. devil emoji
>>42111747https://youtube.com/shorts/a-216DqF8aY
>>42111708It's almost 80 degrees here lol. This is why I love Texas.
>>42111723https://youtu.be/Gh5CDuCTHFs
I want shiza to finally turn hsts slut and start fucking guys instead of being an agp gamer
Travelling back in time to destroy austro-hungary
>>42111835>Shiza>HSTS
>>42111835Wrong thread, go use your made up words to transexual thread
>>42111871Yeah she's so in denial about being a transbian and having no gay qualities whatsoever. She used to post in chasergen and made no attempt to friend anyone there.
>>42111906You're hsts trutrans transexual imo fwiw €=
>>42111668I like seeing cocky big guys vulnerable. They're headstrong and masculine until you spread their cheeks apart when both naked or stick your finger in their belly button, or they let out a vocalization when getting head
>>42111920If gender roles weren't forcibly enforced by straight people trans people wouldn't exist. And since gender roles are just a concept that eventually will fade away when we advance to the future, the same thing will happend to the idea of being trans
Can ai anon make Samantha into a voluptuous woman with huge latina ass please?
>>42111948okay so like you're saying we'll all be non-binary or shit like that?
>>42111948>If gender roles weren't forcibly enforced by straight peoplethey'd be enforced by gay people. sorry to tell you this but men who like men exist and that won't change if straight people stop existing
>>42111948Gender roles mean nothing now. More men do dishes than women. Women can be police officers, CEOs, managers, and fulfil roles that weren't available to them historically, and yet the number of trans identifying people increases annually. Men and women attempt transition for a variety of reasons, sometimes having nothing to do with gender roles at all, and being part of a short lived fetish lifestyle.
I enforce gender roles, because I need my masc4masc babyyy
So what do you all think about Jonathan bailey being the first gay man to get that sexiest man title rich people give because they don't have anything to do? I loved him in wicked
>>42111971No. I mean a guy will be able to wear a dress without being ridicule and a woman could be butch and she wouldn't attract any attention. Pronouns are probably still going to be a thing because the human race needs to breed and grow so knowing each other sex with just a word will be useful
>>42111997I enforce heteronormative gender roles for money sis.
>>42111987Man and woman are your sex. So men that like men will always be a thing. How a man and a woman are supposed to act is the gender.Men that like dicks and men will always exist. People will not be shamed by what they look and the way they dress. Men will be able to be as fem as they want and they won't be treated any different same with women
>>42111909>>42111871>shiza is blissfully offline having a fun roadtrip with his family and a dead phone>Miserable, catty bitches never missing an opportunity to debase themselves.he's not my favorite poster either, but don't you feel ugly being so negative about someone who is away and should be enjoying themself??
>>42112047>Men will be able to be as fem as they want and they won't be treated any different same with womenlol
>>42111996Non gender conforming people get discriminated all the time. These trans people just want to pass and assimilate to the "normal" gender roles that straight society enforce. They want to become the oppressors after "passing"
women don't get enough credit for how cruel they can be when gossiping
>>42112081Women are the only gender that credit for that.When has anyone ever called men chatty bitches? I have guy friends they gossip meanly?
>>42112146>When has anyone ever called men chatty bitches?6 times an hour in this very thread
guys I discovered a way for us to have sex with straight men. I'll tell you my secret in 12 hours.
>>42112146being catty and being outright cruel are not the same, anon
>>42111773Probably true then.
>>42112164I'll be dead by then wtf
>>42110952cold brew
>>42111001no i have an immune system
>>42111773Well did he lie?>>42112253Tell this to a straight guy. He might pity fuck you
I got a 95 on an IQ test
>>42112266Hiv or organ transplant?
>>42111001Awww I love vocaloids. So kawaii https://youtu.be/qHjIfbO-bP8
>>42111735Bullshit. Nobody's 42. People don't live that long.
Suck my cock fag
>>42112428>42112253post it
>>42111735Well cdc looks at least 45. So he might be able to tell you that lol
Did you know that you can buy the bible in visual novel format on steam for 10 bucks?
>>42112330are your nipples sensitive
grrr
I want to live deliciously.
>>42112216Nvm you looked ugly with an aphro and that was a bad pic! ;o;>>42112294IDK if I would say ugly is too strong a word, and telling me to kms is a bit far :/>>42112302Ideal topT.126 iq bottom
>>42112307sports and no genetic failsdid they fix your microbes?
>>42112435a disgusting pooner write that
>>42112458nah
>>42112330I too love sinister Vocaloid music, and Len is cute ofc... I'm happy seeing the new gen doing a lot of OC one-off characters, like here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqUsbYyLk4
>>42112501menthol
>>42112164me stray
>>42112501Yeah. It's not long on the sides. And my hair is more shaggy than curly.
Would you date a BPD bear? And why are bears more likely to be BPD than twinks?
>>42112580>BPDbipolar or borderline
>>42112580bpdemons deserve no human rights
>>42112615Bipolar>>42112639BPDemons can be lovable,.
>>42110301Pete did it first
>>42112550The saga of evil and the saga of deadly sins are so good I love how some fans did some pv from the original Manga series https://youtu.be/A5jmoqYup44
>>42112580Is he a bottom or a top or something else in particular? I'll never be a bear but I think they can be pretty attractive.
>>42111909i met gwanon/nord on there and was only rly interested in him after that soooostop bitching idk
>>42112724He's a hysterical bottom.
>>42112579I low key have no idea why someone would decide to look like this. Go with a buzz cut or maybe do the same black people do and braid or twist your hair
tex be my bf, silly dork.
>>42112736Could be cute, yeah...
>>42112750same vibe
dont make me hurt you.
i'm more into scat than bdsm.
I wanted to wish merry christmas to you guys, but i forgot that gays are jewish golems created to spread communism, so you probably don't celebrate christmas
>>42112846i am NOT jewish. fuck youuuuuuu
why would jews be into communism?
>>42112846anon, christians are the real jewish golems and you know it... no merry yuletide for you until you say sowwy :3
>>42112899man shut the fuck up
>>42112846Did you generated this Ai image or something
>>42112846Judaism is the most pro-gay religion.
>>42112881Because communism is the bad big nono word people use when they think of something scwary they don't like
>>42112928is that why gay people can't get married in israel
https://youtu.be/Z_TBd4HdaH0?si=4ibH7tP6qk29XJ-z
>>42112934>peopleyou mean first worlders? those aren't people
>>42112939gays cant even stick around for a second date and you're thinking of marriage lol
why do i look and think femininely, yet my personality is neutral masc. like, irl i'm a regular dude and i don't exude gay vibes, i don't act like a faggot, and no one assumes i'm homosexual
>>42112563No it's a fact :$I also don't believe in IQ though, because it's fake and racist.>>42112579Can't you use products and a pick or something to make it how you'd like?>>42112750Braiding and twisting is actually hard, my hg is so over doing her hair she spends like 4-600/month to just get wigs sewn in.No coue where she gets all that money, ig she trades nails sometimes, but still :o
the nature of the enemy is not clear but the existence of the enemy as well as its facets are
>think femininely, yet my personality is neutral masc
If mpreg was real the implications would be wild!
>>42112939That seems dumb as fuck. I'll get married in Costa rica or Colombia. Guess I need a man first but Cartagena is a very peopluar spot for people to get married since it is like a tropical paradise
my thought process is typical sub bottom i.e. feminine male who enjoys being dominated so yea
>>42112961Stfu incel
>>42112984If mpreg was real I know some bitches here would be single moms
squeak >.<
>>42112910you shut the fuck up, you fucking retard. you don't even know what your own religion is.>>42112939not true, civil unions can be between anyone in israel and it's legally equivalent to marriage. it's just the israeli rabbinate that doesn't do religious gay marriage, and the rabbinate is just a subset of israel's religious leaders (although they're regrettably influential).
>>42113031im atheist you dumb cunt ive always said im atheist
Shiza is Eastern Orthodox, not Roman Catholic
>>42113057nope
>>42113000stfu retarded fag
>>42113057No, I'm the only orthodox anon itt, everyone else is some variant of blasphemous catholic
My dad doesn’t shut the fuck up oh my god this is painful
>>42113083old school bible
>>42113073Gay men are more loyal and have less divorces than any group.
Have you been good or naughty?
>>42113108how do you know that? what is your source?
>>42113110santa is the typical bottom, all talk until it's time to fuck
>>42111667
Yes I am 42. Most mature person here.
>>42113132see what i mean >>42113138
>>42113110>naughty boys get a nigger instead of a giftwhat did they mean by this
>>42113083lemme guess, ur bisexual
>>42113153ITS COAL
>>42113090is that your dad
>>42113184what's wrong with his tit
>>42113146no youre not. youre also not a red panda
bumped into a hot straight buddy at the gym last night and got to see his dick & ass so that was my christmas present
>>42113236describe his dick
>>42113131How do you know gays cheat? We DON'T.
>>42113159No, I've only ever liked men like that. I've never been with a girl at all.>>42113092It's the orthodox study bible, but I also like osrs :3
would you date a bi bottom who is still in the closet but is willing to come out?
my dick doesn't keep them coming back. Its my hole that draws them in
answer me goddamnit!!! grr
>>42113314>>42113286Sure, right after he comes out
sorry babe im busy
>>42113314yesnomaybe(pick one of these)
dont laugh at me ;(
>>42113356y
>>42113338im drinking and mu feet feel fuuny
>>42113248Cut but he had a really cute little pink tip. He was soft so I can only guess as to how big he is hard, but he had pretty big balls and he had a bush but looled like he keeps it trimmed
my bussy veru cleany yes
>>42113377woowowowoowowwiw
>>42113301spoken like a true grandmaster duelist sis
>>42113377did he notice you looking?did you let him see yours?
>>42113138ph
foreskin smells of poo and they can't clean the poo out of it hehe
>>42113110shit arty would satan with piercer nips runs away
>>42113405I do not think so, I think I was subtleand yes
new!>>42113437>>42113437>>42113437>>42113437
>>42113013ph
>>42111604but he's a reindeer
>>42113286I would, am bi, vers and too averse to "doms" to bottom for most ppl.
time to hit the gay bar, no time for new bread
>>42113969post pics later fag
