Prev - >>42105156Santa Claus comes tonight edition qott: When did you stop believing in Santa?
>>42112476qott: when i got molested
qott: my dad's signature was imprinted on my nintendo ds' box because he had to sign the receipt
>>42112476>qott: when i got cancelled
qott: santa is real though
>>42112531almost used this one for the OP but was gonna save it for tomorrow lol
sloppy drunk christmas sex with misato where she hits me really hard and calls me a bad girl then afterwards she gently strokes my head and does my injection for me
>>42112476her highness returns! this thread is now blessed to be much better than the last one!don't think I didn't notice those anons wishing for my presence in the last thread, though... <3qott: her highness is far too wise and well educated to deny the existence of Santa Claus...
asuka cosplayer opening up her suit to a literal pool of sweat
>>42112476wenomechainsama
>>42112619i've jerked off to that video
>>42112606sorry princess, you’re still on the naughty list for not posting tummy yesterday
>>42112605need need need need need
you can make up for it by posting wagon today
wagon wednesday
driving my mom to her boyfriend’s for christmas eve
>>42112649well, I find it hard to believe that girls attention hungry and undignified enough to post such pictures on this board are getting on the nice list! I also find it hard to believe that your verdict comes from the real Santa...>>42112666this would be even LESS dignified!
you wanna see that?
>>42112682majorly cucked
>>42112682if my mom stopped being single i would legitimately have a meltdown
>>42112476>qotti don't know. i don't remember my early childhood
>>42112695post that shitter princess
>>42112729how comealso how old are you guys that youre living with mom
she wants to fuck her mom
>>42112766i lived with my mom when i was 26 because im a loser. but 80% of these freaks are like 20 at most
>>42112766because i'm in love with her23, haven't moved out so i can save money
>thread with the 17 year manmoderwho's got that beat
>>42112757so vulgar! posting something like that tonight of all nights is really playing with fire, you know. that's the sort of thing that will get YOU put on the naughty list, rather than myself...
i never really believed and the kids who said they did were either literal babies, complete retards, or were lying.i saved up money from birthdays and holidays to buy myself my own presents. same thing i do as an adult.
>>42112476I think when I was 7 or 8 and I started trying to put together all the inconsistencies in his portrayal in cartoons and movies and when my parents couldn't answer hard questions about time and space and how santa knew anything about me, it was just a simple extension of the talk I had with them when I was 4 or 5 and told them I didn't believe in godI do remember staying up late trying to get proof and catching my parents putting presents under the tree to convince my believer friends
>>42112605giwtwm (misato)
>>42112766my mom kicked me out when I was like 17 or 18 or something, but now she lives with HER mom at the age of like 60ish. go figure
it was a sunny drivewho wants to do a watch party in like an hour?
>>42112896sounds like you're just a natural born meanie who got themselves put on the naughty list every year...
>>4211276623 with practically no job
>>42112971yeah, my parents didn't like me but i was a good, smart, quiet kid.
>>42112991can't have been THAT good or your parents would have liked you...
not that smart if you think santa isn't real
tons of blood on todays injection but icbait did what it did i waited 70 seconds and stillicbaidcif i got doses i will knowIm a moid anyway hrt doesnt matter i just o it for the physical effects and i fuck it up all the time anyway
Oh and merry Christmas
I'm a neet so I'm too poor to move out and I hate every second of it
>>42112965is this your i have bangs but i only have bangs alone in my room disguise
I'm a neet so I choose not to move out and I love every second of it <3
lying in bed massaging my tummy all day because it hurts and everything sucks and I'm dying alone and I hate everyone forever
rainy christmas this year which is nice f u snowchads i don’t get any
>>42113040no, everyone knows i have bangs. i’ve gotten reactions ranging from “they look awesome, dude” to “you look like a divorced lesbian (/neg)”
>>42113019never got in trouble at school, did the chores, etc, but i was a feminine kid who didnt like hurting animals or getting dirty, so i got hit and yelled at often. that's why they didnt like me. i honestly hate Christmas and everything that reminds me of being a kid
do u guys think im a gay man on estrogen or a transbian?
>>42113139well first of all, are you into men or women?
my butt is bleeding
I looked in the mirror today and my face didn't slowly morph into a filthy moid like usual. I straight up look good today. maybe it's not over
>>42113151this gets more and more frequent and stable
>>42113139if you're not, you should try being a transbian
>>42113139gay man bi lesbian
>>42113151post unsee
>>42113149it just does that it’s okay
>>42113162thank fuck...I can still win...
>>42112965girl why in an hour people have shit to do :/
>>42113117T. the Grinch
>>42113139whatever you do DON'T be a transbian
>>42113197we could do it later too, it’s up to the people. that’s just when i would be able to start. i was gonna do a real long one though, i found a 22 hour long block of early 00s cartoon network christmas stuff i was thinking of playing, so people could hop on hours late and still watch along
>>42113231you're so christmaspilled
>>42113231oh in that case do whatever you want. i probably wont be free until 9also make it no freaks allowed thanks
but i wanted to watch...
>>42113246that’s gonna be a hard policy to enforce
>>42113281yeah especially since I'M gonna show up
>>42113211yeah, u right. jim carreys stinky lanky hairy grinch tho
>>42113231okay i may not be able to do this, i thought it was more straightforward to play downloaded shit on cytube than it seems to be. i’ll wait more before starting the watch party and find something else if i can’t figure it out
>>42113230why
i would go out tonight but i haven’t got a stitch to wearrrrrr
>>42113139I'm a bisexual he/him amab lesbian
>>42113505shut up abused wife
>>42113505mee
bump
sex with bumpmoder
the real bumpmoder doesn’t bump before bump limit
>>42113182cud anonkeep the fathe
bumpmoder is not for sex
bumpmoder can only do two things: 1. be a cumdump 2. say "bump"
>>42113599YOU DON'T KNOW
cumbumpbumpdump
ever since I left this general it's been dead againbuncha pathetic fags
>>42114192sorry about that
>>42114192who raped you
>>42114192it's better when it's deader
>>42114192did you leave kuz you stopped manmoding??
>>42114244I quit HRT
>>42114315loser
>>42114318Yeah, but so are you I supposeI just don't want my breasts to get bigger / appreciate them deflating now
>>42114335ew don't compare us
this is what i call my pp>>42114315lol good going anon !
took a nice big nap :)
>>42114348YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
>>42114347how r u liking the league
manmoder in a dressmanmoder in a dress
>>42114341You're just as much of a loser as I am
>>42114366elaborate
collaborate
>>42114360so far its p fun we're doing a monk + sorceress team comp just using like mobalytics builds nothing fancy>>42114364same dood giw i could be fem etc im just one of the reppers or manmoders whichever gen this is again
>>42114371you cling to a broken dream
>>42114393hows it broken silly
>>42114455It's a veil in your mindan artifact of your soul trying to protect itself
>>42114468transition?? lmao
what do manmoders wear when they wanna feel a lil fem?
>>42114364gross
>>42114474my gay and stupid jewelry / crop tops
>>42114474flat chastity cage
that too
>>42114474LACE LINGERIE AND MY SISSY CAGE
>>42114474glasses
>>42114472the desire to transition
>>42114500what kinds of glasses do you have...
>>42114393shut your retard ass up and go back to repgen, loser
>>42114500>>42114497>>42114491i hate (You)
>>42114502idk man i think hrt might work i look p different
>>42114474a noose
>>42114514don't disrespect glasses, bitch
>>42114502go sit in the corner and be miserable alone, some of us haven't given up on a better tomorrow
i need glasses so bad where do you cheap fucks buy yours
killing myself isn't enough, i have to turn back time and prevent myself from having ever lived
>>42114532what kinds of glasses? prescription or non-prescription? what shape?
>>42114513why would I post in repgen? I express my femininity just like I did when I was on HRT. For me, it feels better to be an effeminate faggot without taking estrogen.>>42114517I'm sure you also did a bunch of other things to change how you look>inb4 nofakemoder
>>42114554desu not really lol
>>42114530lmao being a manmoder isn't a 'better tomorrow'
>>42114554>it feels better to be an effeminate faggot without taking estrogenif you say so, I mean there's literally nothing wrong with that, but lmao you're fucking delusional and accusing others of clinging to a broken dreamyou are so schizo
>>42114564>you are so schizoI am, yesTüdelü
what does everyone want for christmas? ;)
why does lia haunt our gen
>>42114575I want to hold the girl I love without fear
>>42114575to run my fingers through my mom's hair while we kiss
>>42114575YOU
>>42114575a dog with a fat cock
>>42114474nothing, retard
>>42114584bitch you're delusional
am i so gassy
>>42114575an orange quarterstaff drop pls santa pls
moid dinner
>>42114584I foresee that one day you will have the most romantic sex of your life and you'll hold your beautiful mother in your arms, see her gorgeous face, and feel the shuddering in her body as she has a soul-obliterating orgasm. merry fucking christmas AAAAND SUBMIT POST
okay
disgusting shit
>>42114614which one
>>42114665im only level like 25 so atm i dont know which is right for my endgame kit but ill take whichever rngesus gives me
>>42114662what's wrong with wanting to be with my mom...
should I cut
>>42114680don't listen to that asshole, queen. may your marriage to your mother last forever
not wearing a bra to the family gathering
yay my computer turns on but displays nothing to the screen. there goes all the grocery money I got for Christmas:D
>>42114696done bulking?
>>42114707have you tried unplugging the display and plugging it back in
>>42114549non prescription i’ve never even worn them so idk what shape i’d look good in
>>42114707graphics card cooked, monitor cooked, or something else?
>>42114671pillar of the caged god for u in your near future. shoot now i want to play
>>42114480yeah, don’t worry, you won’t see it
>>42114721perhaps buy some random cheapo ones from amazon in various shapes and sizes just as a test. like some round ones (large and small) some rectangular ones, ones with rims, ones with half-rims, etc. could get a bunch for like $30-$50
>>42114717>>42114725it's a laptop. I've already opened it up and reseated the ram and display cable to no avail. it just turns on, fans spin up and sit there with nothing on the screen. I've tried an external display but no luck. I need this thing for school too because I go back in a week :/
>>42114729this would be radrngesus hear meeeee
>>42114474short shorts
>>42114785fug :DD what kind? could take it to a computer shop, I can't think of anything off the top of my head without looking at it
>>42114575concert tickets <3 the wonder years, state champs, arm’s length, and carly cosgrove off the top of my head
>>42114844msi gf63. I'll probably just try a computer shop after Christmas.
i bought myself a knotted dildo for christmas
>>42114977gross
>>42114985why?
>>42114785seems like a job for neetadopter
>>42114977awesome, enjoy
>>42114977share with the class? whatd you get
>>42114977i hope you open it in front of your family
>>42114996I wasn't going to offer directly, but yeah I'm down to help if needed. repairs / new laptop / whatever
>>42114996I have a boyfriend and I'm in school so i don't think I'm a neet or in need of an adopter. I mostly just need money ngl but I don't really have time or the mental capacity for one during the school year.
>>42115002small baddragon rex german shepherd, miss retard ;)
neetadopter is quite kind
>>42115017I meant to say I need a job whops
>>42115017I don't want to adopt you specifically, people just call me that because of something I said once>>42115024thank you :)
>>42115020in a weeks time you better post knotting vids
oh oh neetadopter my computer also just broke can you help me too
>>42115055yes darling, check your mailbox at once!!
neetadopter can you buy me an island
what could you possibly need a whole island for
>>42115020firm? Hope u have fun knotting yourself for xmas. Sure momma would be proud
neetadopter how do you determine if someone is scamming you or do you just give money to anyone who asks nicely like a moron
>>42115043oh fair enough. sounds like a nice thing to be tho
>something i said once>>i want to adopt some neats
>>42115105I talk to them on signal / discord for a while and try to determine if they're cool, and then I fork over the cash. I don't really care if some random poor trans woman (or whoever) "scams" me out of a couple hundred dollars. no one's asking me for like tens of thousands of dollars
>>42115097medium! do you have any?
>>42115088you know, a place to hang out with all my buddies and party together.
>>42115136No bad dragons, there is one "fantasy" toy but kinda big ngl...
ugh, there's nowhere to put my gift at the christmas party. might just have to twerk my fat ass on it..
>neats
ngsi
nice work team
>>42115147horse? i'm curious>>42115054my knotting vids are for my future wife, nona...
>>42115198whore post em here
>>42115198Not really sure what it is, some kinda tentacle with knot like ridges down the whole length, unicorn horn maybe?
buying my mom a chance flared xl for christmas
getting myself sick drinking alone for christmas
>>42115183>not gonna suck it
>>42115219ur not drinking alone if i also start drinking :)
>>42115219same desu
>>42115142just your buddies? anyone else in particular? what kind of parties? are we talking marquis de sade-type parties or what
>>42115292is this is the dude who acts like an omega at work
>>42115297for my bf and all his friends to fuck me!
>>42115316omfg you really are sick and twisted. monsieur de sade would clutch his pearls. I simply cannot condone such straggotry
>>42115238>>42115232
>>42115297just some chill guys i know from my work in the finance sector
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
oh my god I could have been an epstein
>>42115338oh hell yeah that sounds nice and wholesome
merry christmas /mmg/!!!
is beer sufficiently male brained
>>42115381merry chrimmis brap
what's with all these new tripfags who weren't here just two days ago? did you all just happen to decide to be extra annoying at the same time?
>>42115475mtfg is slow and you're just trannies at various stages of acceptancecheckin in on ya for chrimmis time and seeing who we can upset/help depending who needs what
>>42115485that's what my asshole looks like
>>42115475they're namefags so the answer is always they're deciding to be extra annoying
im not a tranny just a moid on estrogen
>>42115499stfu WOMAN this is a gen for trannies also namefags kys
you can be trans and still identify as your birth assigned sex chud
>>42115487prob need more fiber>>42115529hows it working out so far
>>42115529>i'm not a tranny>you can be trans and still identify as your birth assigned sexma'am, are you able to read?
great no one calls me a woman it just makes me wanna die
>>42115551occasionally somebody thinks im a lady but its just a trick of the light
>>42115565you make me wanna kill myself tbhon
finished off the last of my cookie dough :)
>>42115544>are you able to read? no and there's nothing wrong with that
>>42115579how come
>>42115581sorry i ate them all again
>>42115485why are you here to mock us?
let's start some drama, make the tripfags feel at home
>>42115594what are you talkin abouti just started voice training like 3 weeks ago im not some passoidsensitive af
lia just out of curiosity, how much amusement do you gain from 1-10 by coming in here and insisting you're one of us while looking like a 40 year old white cis woman
>>42115584you look like a midwestern woman and you're here mocking us for the crime of being irreparably moided
>>42115603can't. i have a salad appointment.
>>42115581c-can i have one
lia post the pretrans pic. you know the one. with the dead stare. and the toilet
>>42115633absolutely :D
>>42115614>>42115617hugboxxing i need ffs and voice trained then maybe ill pass>>42115641ugh dig it from archive or ask mean anon from mtfg
i look less moided in my pretransition pictures than currently
bald fat and gay
>>42115651im not saving that voodoo to my phone
>>42115581if you turned your back to me for a singular second i would devour every crumb of cookie on these pans and be violently ill minutes later
dogmoder...
>>42115659fine ill selfharm but this buys me a pass for mmg during this pto blockagreed?
christmas cartoon network watch party!cytu be/r/misatophone
>>42115651why the fuck would i hugboxx a namefag, i hate you
>>42115670yes ofc. i think it will prove your point
brap>>42115682golly ok>>42115683sigh
>>42115682every passoid who comes here to mock the truemoders insists we and the million people irl who gender them female are hugboxing for no good reason
gym coach lookin ahh nigga
>>42115651u look like my mother in law
>>42115697i'm not sure why you posted this, you looked like a moid and you transitioned and now you look like a cis woman? what point are you trying to make?
>>42115702true>>42115713you're married? whoa>>42115717anon asked for it bruh why are you attributing the decision to me
>>42115697i look worse than this after 10 yrs hrt
that literally cannot be true
>>42115734yea im a 28 yo moid ofc im married
>>42115736brutal>>42115748when are you having kids??
>>42115766i keep nutting in my wife but its not working :(
>>42115485>trannies at various stages of acceptanceI accept myself as a mtf tranny but I'm more comfortable identifying and presenting as a man while taking HRT, five years in and it still feels like I'm cheating the system to have my cake and eat it too
can someone post cake it's christmas for god's sake
>>42115628*punches ur ear*
should i go steal a goose from the park to make for Christmas dinner? money's tight this year.
you all need to be more gentle with the named individuals here, they have terminal attentionwhore disease and don't know about the existence of discord and twitter :(
>>42115830where do you live??? the government doesn't give you a free christmas goose??
>>42115822my ass is not good
>>42115822you first
>>42115805wait are you unironically trying damn good for you im way too selfish fr>>42115816i completely get it fwiw i hate on the reppers but manmoding makes sense to me>>42115830no thats super illegal the queens geese or smth i was told>>42115835sry anon im not that attentionseeking im just off from work for once and enjoying sociability mb>>42115822what kinda cake i think we have choc in the fridge
>>42115855sorry nona, if you use a name on 4chan you're a massive attention seeker, it's just scientific fact
>>42115855no if she gets preggo we will abort lmao
who up touchin they ornaments
Well I never did, my birthday is around these days and they never gave me xmas gifts.
imma touch your ornaments
so if i arrive in time for christmas dinner can i still get fucked up enough in time to show my family i’m a suicidal wreck? yeah >>42115896
just realized this is the first Christmas in years where i'm not drunk or institutionalized. it aint much but it's progress
getting 5150d on nye in ur honor
I'll sooner die than go back to grippy sock jail
no one in the watch party :(
rape
>>42115979i'd join but i'm at a mandated christmas party with my transphobic family, sorry nona :c
I fucking hate being sober, stupid job and stupid antidoping
>>42115979sorry imwatching It's a Wonderful Life w my dad
How do I date while manmoder? I feel like I'll be lying to them if I'm normal me, but if I fem harder that's also lying. I'm 3 months hrt, I don't think I'm ever gonna full troon, but the possibility is there. How can I expect someone to date such an unstable person?
baby trans general
>>42116002>3 months hrtget a hold on reality, please
>>42116002you don't unless you're a fakemoder
luckshits need to be punished severely for tricking thousands of babytrans into thinking you magically pass at 6 months
jfc man
if you ever etertained any hope that you'd socially transition eventually you're not a manmoder
>>42116002why the fuck don't you just wait until you feel more stable and have decided your fate
nah didn't you people hear her? she's been on hrt for 3 months it's over if you don't pass in 3 days
luckshits and passoids must die
>>42116016The reality of what I am has a greater influence on me than the amount time I've spent on hrt. I know 3 months is not a lot. How were you feeling about dating at three months, and what did you do?>>42116067My biological clock is ticking and if I remain a manmoder for life anyway then I am wasting time by not dating now.I'm sorry I upset you all. Does anyone here have relationship experience?
wait you guys actually don't pass? it's not just a bit?
>>42116002who are you hoping to date and is your intent to stay in the closet or come out?
no one even joined for the best cartoon network christmas special, foster’s home for imaginary friends lost claus :(
i like chocolate milk
>>421161602 years no malefails 6'2
>>42115922yeah just stick to the liquor
>>42115941grats anon well done and we're proud of you for taking good care of yourself>>42116170sry frem been in poe2 all day>>42116160just scroll up dood selfie's right there>>42116187vanilla milk is superior
>>42116187me too. gave it with breakfast almost every morning :P
my cs team is yelling at me and i dont know what to do
>>42116238call them loser faggots and throw on purpose
>>42116238do better
>>42116161I don't like to lie and I hate secrets, I want to be fully out to my partner as soon as possible. Socially and to other people, I'll probably forever manmode, but the pull to John 50 is strong.I'd like to date a bisexual cis woman or a bisexual cis man. If me fully trooning is a possibility I need a partner who can potentially roll with it.
>>42116244thats rude
oh you want to date cis people nvm it's over
at yo girl house shittin in her pussy
>>42116170sorry :( just got done with family and im going to start drinking to recover so i'd probably be no fun
>>42116155I think a bunch of people do, but what do you even want to know? if you're ready for a relationship you're ready, and if you're not, you're not. are you in some kind of rush?
omg I wrote a serious answer to someone who wants to date cis bisexuals *smacking my forehead* stupid stupid stupid stupid
>>42116259( ´･3･)
yes you're stupid
can one of u kill me :3
be real with me for a second here would any of you care if a bottom shit on your dick
no but ill watch a movie with u
>>42116339i'mma touch ya>>42116353can it be a desperate struggle between us or will you just roll over and give up
>>42116321My problem is wanting to be honest about myself to others so they know what they're getting into, but it's hard to be honest about myself when myself is so fluid.sorry nonas :( What's wrong with cis bisexuals?
>>42116376nah ill hit back with some moxy
>>42116254idk dood trans partner best thing for me by farshe gets me and that feels excellent i highly recommend
>>42116367it's happened to me and i just told him not to worry about it. thankfully he made me wear a condom so it didn't get ON on it
>>42116390that could be kinda fire actually...waow...where u at bbgirl
>>42116395ok so you would kinda care. what if it WERE raw though
>>42116298you don’t think watching cartoons while drinking is fun?
>>42116367happened to me(bottom)my first time he didnt rly care abt it since condom blocked him after the 3rd time tho
>>42116436you shat on someone's cock 3 times?
>>42116430i do but i feel like i become a bummer
>>42116445i won’t get bummed, don’t worry nona
>>42116443ahh fuck clarification i meant the 3rd hookup not i shit on someones dick 3 times xD
>>42116427i would've been p upset i guess
im starting tokyo godfathers now
im eating poop right now
>>42116465OHH that makes more sense. albeit less funny.>>42116476I guess you wouldn't care if someone shat on your cock amirite
>>42116498nooooo maaaaaa'aaaam yummy yummy poop
>>42116505based poop enjoyer
>>42116393Thanks, I feel like it would be harder to find but I would also like a trans woman partner
>>42116505helllll fuckin yeaaaaaaah rock on
what candle scent should i buy
>>42116529are you completely batshit insane or have you genuinely never met a transbian
>>42116537poop desu
>>42116367My fwb pulled out and my booty let out an automatic frrt (wet) and I was so embarrassed. But he's so based he didn't even care, just helped me clean up and kept going
>>42116537my favorite candle is called cafe by the maker, it's like a chocolate / coffee type of smell. unfortunately doesn't last that long
>>42116537poopdick
>>42116547Transbians want to date womenI am a MANmoderWhy would they ever want me? There's no guarantee I'll fully troon
>>42116570think you underestimate the level of ugly transbians will date
>>42116567say peecock and no one bats an eye. but say poopcock...and society...society calls you crazy
I can't play Halo, stupid anticheat :(
>>42116537Currently burning the based Dried Lavender & Oak, very calming and fit for all seasonsBased Christmas candle is Balsam & Cedar, but I burnt my last one down last year
>>42116537you should poop into a jar and put a wick in it
how about a It's a Wonderful Life parody where he gets to see what the world would be like if he'd never been born and everyone was better off without him
>>42116570are you crazy? I'd date a masculine trans woman and so would a bazillion other transbians. but if you're not going to actually fully transition...why not just call it quits and date a straight woman? what are you doing? are you fucking with me? are you fucking with us? are we fucking?
christmas poop feast with my moder friends who's in
fucking on me
transbians will date anything that tops. but i have bottom dysphoria so i'll die alone because who wants to deal with that
>>42116608I'm one of those and I can only date anything that bottoms because I won't bottom
>>42116612oh. hi then
>>42116603what we drinking
>>42116621probably poop
byopee
is it possible to be a manmoder at 19 years old?
>is it possible to poop shit from an ass at 19 years old?
>>42116639cumming in you
>>42116653pooping in you
>>42116656shitting on your dick
>>42116653thanks, needed that
>>42116621in a dark loft drinking dark beers standing alone staring naked into mirrors
>>42116670and then what we kiss?
>>42116621I mean I'm drinking shit, but aside from that probably just bacardi
>>42116664eating it yuuummmyyyyyyy
>>42116619hi :) although I am not single
>>42116686yo share some with me, we can be snowballing but with poop
>>42116575I'm not that ugly I'm just not a real woman :( I'm schrodinger's guy on hormones>>42116595I've dated straight women, I felt like a liar. The problem is my failure to live up to the gender and sexual expectations of a potential partner, not the partner themself.>are we fucking?Only if I bottom lol
>>42116693it's ok, we can just flirt right to the line of emotional cheating. like the normals
>>42116678no we are all alone drinking dark beers
>>42116704post a face pic on unsee or something
>>42116707what even is emotional cheating desuka? in the back of my mind I think that sounds cool but on the other hand I've shat up the thread with my relentless over the top flirting so many times and I should stop
>>42116707>emotional cheating im the expert on that
>>42116697wiping away my poop stache from kissing
cheating is based everybody should do it
i only date trannies if they look like men
>>42116732i was teasing, but i believe it's just forming a deep connection with someone other than ur partner? maybe ask >>42116735
>what even is emotional cheatingfucking transbians...
>>42116735what makes you the expert
>>42116758to be clear I meant flirting sounds cool, not cheating. interested to hear the expert weigh in though
>>42116714I have facial hair and everybody in this thread will laugh at mesorry
think i'm genuinely growing to hate transbians unironically i thought the memes were a joke
>>42116741lemme lick that off ya
eatin aint cheatin
>>42116776shitting on your dick and sucking it clean
>>42116776transbians are normal. what's going on right now is all a joke. don't worry they're normal in reality
>>42116772>flirting sounds cool>not cheatingare u stupid
the lone 'moder cries
>>42116791no they're not i've been spending too much time around them all they do is flirt
the lonely moder posts his ass at night
>>42116791no i actually do that stuff irl
post poop
please no moder logs.....
>>42116732relying on someone like theyre a partner but not, being overly needy with someone while youre still in a relationship, making someone the emotional priority over your partner, continuing to send nudes and hentai while in a relationship, jerking it to hu tao, being overly handsy with you in front of their partner, hand feeding you a whopper no cheese no onion, jerking it to arlecchino, holding you a bit too long and close and for some reason rubbing on you when they hug you goodbye, telling you they need you unprompted, playing rhythm games, subtweeting content that looks like you both and has a sexual undertone you get the idea
>>42116794yeah I am stupid>>42116811nah yeah me too LOL but don't tell the straighties>>42116804sorry. I know. but they're not ALL like that
>>42116823one day i will post an unsee of my poop and you WILL see it accidentally
holidays are the worst
>>42116826I feel like you're talking about your ex so I'm sorry that happened or congratulations>jerkin it to hu tao>jerkin it to arlecchinofuck yeah guilty as charged your honor>being overly handsythat sounds like regular cheating maybe?>hand feeding you a whopperyou prommy? you pinky prommy?>playing rhythm gamesI used to be a 4-digit osu player (now 5). read em and weep. does that count
like a hussie could love one dick for the rest of her life?
can someone buy me a meta quest so i can watch jav in vr
>>42116888sounds like a noble cause. drop your top 5 javs of all time and I'll consider it
>>42116887hussie sucks bro, like have you even read act 6? i guess psycholonials was ok, but man hussie sucks. that's what you're talking about right? i only read 3 words
>>42116812you first
>>42116905get off tumblr also merry christmas
>>42116826you sound like you got regular cheated on
>>42116920i was a /hsg/ type of loser but merry christmas to you too
>>42116882>>42116925this is someone whos emotionally cheating on their partner with me btw
hand feeding someone a whopper (or a mcdouble or a cheesecake) could be pretty romantic / sexually tense especially if you were on top of them
>>42116934who are you!? and who am I!? are you sure I am who I am?
>>42116898meyd-919, dass-776, dasd-636, juny-089, ang-004 and i also have jav star onahole recommendations
>>42116934ok why am I catching strays
>>42116955yellowfevermoder? based recs as per usual. also sure, I would like to hear your recommendations, I only have a mei satsuki one. how would you like to receive your funding
you fuck with my socks?
>>42116996i was joking lol, i don't need money i just wanted someone to jerk off to japanese women. ooo do you have the mouth or the hole?
cumming in all of your socks
>>42117017BOTH believe it or not LOL
>>42116939side by side>>42116945me
>>42117032lying on something or sitting up straight? and I don't think I'm you.
would anyone enjoy a white christmas (i spend all day cumming in on and around you)
>>42117028based based based, i have the mei satsuki mouth and i love using it while watching her videos lol. actually i love using jav onaholes while looking at the specific girls
>>42117048twould be a clear and transparent christmas if I did that desu
>>42117062yeah but we're talking about me. my cum. you selfish bitch
>>42116932what the fuck me too
>>42117065ok miss juicy white creamy jizz, whatever. all your cum, all the time
>>42117022please don’t cum on my socks
>>42117068two trannies enjoying homestuck as teens? more likely than you think
>>42117054you're so based...LOL alos I've actually done that too. that's so peak...wait so how many do you actually have?
homosuck is GAY
>>42117039sitting up in a booth legs touching
I'm literally vriska
every day I get an email digest from pinterest where every picture is either of two beautiful women kissing or of a very muscular woman
>>42117111ok, I'm sorry this happened to you (I assume). the visual it put in my head was interesting though
>>42117104a dozen or so jav ones and a couple random ones, the jav ones are definitely my favorite because of the real person connection lol. they should start doing grav perfume lines
judith butler and her consequences have been disastrous
>>42117142omg, a dozen?? you're the real fucking deal...also yeah perfume would be cool. I'm huge on collecting perfumes lol, I'd like an umi shinonome perfume personally
>>42117138its fine im starving him of attention rn so he comes crawling back
>>42117115no i am
>>42117171oh...that was about a man...gotcha
>>42117165>umi shinonomeomg i own an ABSURD amount of her merch and i've cum an even more absurd amount of times to her. if i could choose to have sex with any person ever it would 110% be her, i WISH she had a onahole
i wish they had a onahole of my wife
>>42117208holy based
>>42117177then im terezi
>>42117228nta but no i am
>>42117187
>>42117096tru but /hsg/ had such a specific vibe
>>42117197omg!! yeah I LOVE her, I have like 3 or 4(?) of her photobooks and I literally have a poster of her hanging above my desk lmao. if she had one I'd be rushing to buy that shit. I think my second favorite is momose momo
>>42117263i ruined one of my umi photobooks because i got so horny one day that i cum trib'd it lol. i'd looove to hang posters of her above my desk but my gf would kill me if she saw them. i've never heard of momose momo! maybe i'll check her out later and finish to her, but umi is kind of at the front of my mind now lol
>Put on makeup>Midface still long asffmstl
>>42117327omg rip photobook...also lol wait what? your gf would kill you if she saw it but I assume she knows about the 12+ onaholes and all the jav? momose momo is really really hot. definitely check her out when you're done with umi LOL
oh so perverts can get girlfriends? yet i, a chaste, pure of heart, ugly fucking tranny has to be alone?
>>42117374maybe you should try being a pervert? I'm a mega-pervert and I have a wife
will die an unlovable faggot chud award
>>42117358we haven't moved in together yet but she visits pretty frequently, and no she doesn't know about any of that stuff. i tested the waters jokingly about jerking off to jav stuff together before and she shut it down haaaard. also holy shit momose momo is insanely hot
>>42117395oh I see. I didn't think this was something you'd be able to hide, I'm kinda impressed actually. my wife actually does do that with me, initially she made me throw away the mei satsuki onahole but then later on she actually asked me to buy it again and use it for her entertainment. so you never know, I guess. but I'm sorry about that :(
>>42117374don't worry.. there are chaste trans women out there just waiting for someone so pure as yourself,,,
How do i initiate platonic touching with my queer friends?
how do i get my queer friends to buy me mcdoubles?
>>42117438your wife jerks off to jav with you and asks you to use jav onaholes for her entertainment???????? are you serious?? if that's not a joke then i'm like, ragingly jealous lol, did you do voodoo or something to make her want to see you use it???
>>42117464you could ask them if they're ok with it
>>42117474this is in fact true. I only have 2 jav onaholes though lol. I guess it's partially because she also likes onaholes?? I've bought some for her in the past. I have no idea what changed regarding the jav thing specifically though...I have no idea at all. is your gfnot into jav? or is she not into jacking off together or what?
where's that one 'moder who comes in here and says sorry every once in a while i miss her
>>42117515sorry for being gone
>>42117502she doesn't really like talking about porn and we do jack off together but it's not to anything. ok i'm going to go crazy, when you said you've done that too about the mei satsuki onahole was your wife the one who asked you to watch her videos with it???? she's ok with the umi poster?? and the photobooks?
>>42117515i'm sorry too
>>42117543its ok you didnt do anything wrong sweetie
setting my alarm for 5 and a half hours from now…
setting my alarm for 5 hours from now so I can get up first and eat all your breakfast foods
setting my alarm to oh wait nvm im already at airport
my alarm went off 15 minutes ago to race to the airport to profess my love for you before you leave my life forever
>>42117548oh so she straight up just doesn't even like porn? and yeah the videos were actually her suggestion lmao. the poster and photobooks were on me, but she seems more or less ok with them. I buy a lot of grav photobooks to use as drawing references (or so I say, I guess)
>>42117573the cinnamon rolls haven’t even been started yet nona. you could cook the bacon or reheat my leftover pancakes if you wanted, though
>>42117471you wear mcdounald socks and kinda too short pants so they can see the logo
>>42117585oh no, that sounds like such a pain. when’s your flight?
>>42117595come here bb
>>42117602I'm going for the cookies, pancakes, eating the bacon raw, suckin down the cinnamon roll ingredients with total abandon, eating the cream cheese blocks with a knife and fork, etcetera
>>42117564i actually did do something wrong :( i’m not the vague apologizer at all, i’m a fake!
>>42117620you're not her!?
>>42117559why, what did you do? confess at once!
>>42117607soon
i'm the original apologizer btw
>>42117610have fun, merry Christmas
>>42117597she more or less just doesn't like porn. sorry for all these questions it's just that you're describing my actual dream world, what's ok and not ok?? can you talk about jav/grav stars being hot? talk about having sex with them? i'm so so jealous >_<
>>42117605that sounds like quite the outfit...
>>42117641i hope have a safe trip!
>>42117637i'm sorry but i can't say...
no, NO, your line is "i was a creep"!
>>42117656yeah who would do such a thing haha
committed to the bit moder
commited to the mc doubler
>>42117744wait you really actually do love mcdonalds. this is cute now for some reason
>>42117662tysm
>>42117767i mean it's always good i've literally never had a bad experience in mcdonalds..worst that happened is that fries were not that salty and it still okay i maxed out my mcdonald points this year and there were not sweater or anything to redeem in the app :(
>>42117654no it's ok! I can give you my signal if you want but basically yes to both of those things
stole 3 cookies from santa and ate them in my bed. i had a plate though so there's no crumbs or anything, he wont know it was me
>>42117784omg...how much mcdonald's do you have to buy to max out on mcdonald's points? did you get those socks from loyalty points? what's your second favorite menu item besides the mcdouble? I'm interested now
cookies & milk for santa :)
dude you're so christmaspilled im dying
the recipe i will be attempting in the morning https://youtu.be/BBkuDnvpSIA?siwish me luck, nonas
everyone knows she's the most christmaspilled of us all
>>42117798so this yeas from my bank i see i spend 1.5k usd on mcdonald (not counting delivery apps)the socks were a promo with one of delivery apps i like mcnuggets also
>>42117819gawddd cinnamorolls so good :drool:
>>42117822biblical greed
>>42117822holy cow, I don't think I've ever dropped a grand in a year on just one restaurant. and aside from that, mcdonald's is so cheap that must be a helluva lot of food. do you eat it like, every day? you intrigue me in a good way
>>42117851noo, i eat it like 1-2 times a week on averageI do order big portions I guess
>>42117819good luck!
>>42117822mcnuggets are the best. a 20 piece and a chocolate shake is an elite meal when i’m not thinking about the fact that they feed idf soldiers or whatever
>>42117865damn, so you really do eat like, multiple mcdoubles at once? you're kind of making me want mcdonald's
write mcdouble slut on your tummy and take a picture. hold the camera back and at a slight angle, flash off, natural backlighting. non-compressed, hdr
pervert alert
>>42117876sometime yah, i like mcchicken with cheese also>>42117850i pay for it fair and square>>42117884thats a bit too much..
what's everyone's favorite aphex twin song
>>42117943faggot
>>42117953I haven't heard that one
who else up crankin it
>>42117892its about how much you buy not whether you pay for it fat fuck
>>42117786distracted by umi, my sig is Ime0782.52 if you're still here
>>42118005im not fat
>>42117953this is the faggot board
>>42118009I am still here but it says "Ime0782.52 is not a signal user" lol. mine is decimation_of_church_and_state.50
>>42117943S950polynomial-c In a room 760
>>42118065I'd actually never heard polynomial-c, thanks! very nice :)
moder clause
leave some milk and cookies out for moder claus
leave out cowkini also
and a cis girl
santa gets milk straight from the tap this year
>>42118089my fav album is syro but all of aphex twin is so good
cute transbian in beanie heading to detroit :[
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmqjifzpXt0
had a breakdown, got 4 hours of sleep, alone and drinking on christmaslife is great
>>42118131
>>42118125I've only heard selected ambient works and drukqs, I need to check out more aphex twin stuff. I'll go buy syro now and listen tomorrow :)
>>42118146hell yeah bestie
>>42118164well done!
open your mouth
sloot
>>42115697low radix is such a subtle facial luckshit trait
>>42116190exact sames
big rad dicks is such an unsubtle rapemoder trait
>>42117943he’s so bbgorl>fav song?#3
going for the annual xmas sea swim do you think my friends will notice my moder cones
my hips didn’t get any wider
homosex is sin also
homosex is in
im going to cut off my faggot gyno
put it in buns and call it mcmoder
eating poop right now
meryy christmas but my life is ruined sk that’s a little more important tk me right now TBQH
im sorry to inform you that was just gingerbread
suckin down shit like a maniac
>>42118748more important than eating poop? are you feeling ok?
>>42118764hey cmon over here and gimme a big bro fist
>>42118807hey hell yeah, brofist
>>42118829hell yeah, hope your presents are filled with poop, just total poop filled cardboard boxes wrapped nicely and topped with cute little bows. maybe some stuff other than poop, even
>>42118868aw that's sweet of you. I hope you find hella poop under the christmas tree too. and I hope it's top quality too
>>42118912YEEEEEEESSSSS shiiiit, sorry i get so hyped up about this shit. god i love a big poop milkshake in the winter.
>>42118947oh believe me I get it. sitting by the fire, sipping on a warm cup of poop... nothing beats that. I can't wait!!
>>42118973yesssss. you're my poop sister now, nothin beats some delicious fried poop by the fire!
you people are deranged and need help
how do i get control of my voice back without talking or singing out loud
hater alert
Merry Christmas WOmen
anti poop or anti-moder?
>>42119196there's not a single minute of the day you're not alone and able to speak/sing?
>>42119218i live alone, i'd just rather not humiliate myself like that if possible
>>42119225no, it's humiliating and degrading and also makes me want to kms but it's the only way
>>42119241
>>42119247sorry, nona... it does get easier the longer you do it...
"how do I train my voice without ever using my voice" this gen is so silly...
I wish I had a quiet and soft voice and struggled to shout but no I have a booming voice with a very strong yell
they should sell voice trainers similar to those abs workout thingys you put on and they just shock you
