>quotWhat do you do to keep your skin healthy?Previous: >>42115623
>>42118773Extensive skincare routine, heavy drinking and smoking, and coating it in lanolin and duck fat semi regularly
Aft you didn't see your dad's dick at all growing up?>>42118788Oh is that why you smell like roasted Peking duck
>>42118794no I just eat a LOT of roasted Peking duck
The only incest dynamic i find hot is my choid being my dad desu. Sibling stuff does nothing for me
i saw my dad's dick yesterday. average
Imagine if babies all looked really different from each otger. like they all had hair and clothes and stuff
The last 2 years I played rugby I was team captain and half my job was stopping the big angry Maori guy with the terrible home life from getting into a fight within the first few minutes cos he was massive and one of our best players
>>42118773sunscreen multiple times per dayretinol (adapaline gel)some low concentration salicylic acid pads that i cut in halfand moisturizer
Aunt pussy tastes so good
>>42118773>What do you do to keep your skin healthy?Nothing.
ant pussy so good (male ants probably)
I really don't get why my small penis was so visible in gym shorts and why that dude kept looking at it to the point he confronts me
>>42118802What was the context haha.. what was the context ಠಿ_ಠ
hiunsee cc/album#vuhjeNqUYC6R
>>42118820We were having gay sex
>>42118816ants in my dick biting in the urethra
>>42118822Would.
>>42118826Hate it when that happens
It's literally an acorn nub
the best tops are not afraid to get dirty, its like an additional lubricant
>>42118822Got damn am I being "rick" rolled rn, suddenly drop dead gorgeous anon trannies regularly posting selfies
I remember one of my teachers singled me out and bullied me for being quiet in class
Anyone want to howl morosely at the stars with me? Post wolf pic if yes
>>42118822I like your thickness, dress looks very good
>>42118842Christmas drinking and family exposure is bringing some people outNot that one though, that's a fake
>>42118840everytime my bf jokes about this i get so upset( he does it to rage bait me
>>42118833I wanna play whack a mole with it with my meat hammer
>>42118822L O N D O NONDO N
I'm rick with an ai filter btw
>>42118833Nice
>>42118855Imagine my fupa jiggling
>>42118857yes
>>42118817Chaser btwBut this is so hot if tranny
>>42118854You really think he wasn't getting painted down on grindr weekly, it ain't a joke babe
>>42118861I'm a fat hairy bald man>>42118869
>>42118871LMFAO, not true he talked a few pooners too
>>42118867Sure babe
every time I mention my tiny dick chasoids are hanging from the rafters trying to comment
>>42116068Asked him why he was so evasive on the topic of exchanging socials when he was the one who asked for them first, and there's no response. So that date's cancelled then, not trying to meet a serial killer or something.
>>42118882We love women with tiny dicks what can we sayPosting about it in lower case is a dangerous game here
I want to meet a serial killer
>>42118846Aroo arooo aroooo!! Awooooooo!!! I’m with you anon!
>>42118875Pooners feel gayer to me unless they aren't anywhere close to passing or are ftfemboys, I think because the testosterone ravaging their bodies and turning them into incel looking creatures or men
>>42118889what is this lower case shit I've been typing like that forever. I'm old too btw
yesss good girl ram your fingers into your shit hole for daddy <3 give daddy a taste of your trannyfudge
>>42118894(non hrt poons)
it is christmasand i am ANGERY>>42118885nice pic 8-)
>>42118817>>42118873Greentext the story
>>42118895The anonymous gender system here has roughly organized into men use capital letters and women don't so it gets funny when a newcomer doesn't abide
>>42118892Us rn. AWWWWOOOOOO
I'm a tranny but i never post in lowercase because i only phonepost and autocorrect doesn't let me do that
>>42118892give daddy a taste of your chocolatey hole <3 squeeze out a shit nugget for daddy to chew on baby
>>42118911Dedicated ones turn autocap off
>>42118906nigga I've been here years
>>42118908Awooooo!>>42118911Tbh I’m also a phoneposter and honestly idk how to work unsee so I can never see what people post on it :/
>>42118913fuck off bro we're busy howling
>>42118911>I'm a trannyProof required or go back to lowercase where you belong.
>>42118903Thanks, anyways I'm officially free this week (and so is he), what should I do for fun when I go out then? I'd love suggestions.
>>42118911i turn autocap off. makes me sound demanding.Father son incest
>>42118918Don't say the nigga word you're white
>>42118911I mix it up so nooticers can't nootice and associate me with all my riskier posts
do people really lick buttholes? I don't really get it. I'd rather just lick pussy and suck on nipples
>>42118906>>42118917I've been posting here for half a year and i didn't even know people actually classified you as tranny or chaser depending on this
>>42118922You tell him anon!!!
>>42118846guess I was too slow... there goes my one chance...
>>42118926I'm Asian actually. I grew up in the Bronx chinks and browns are allowed to say it
>meffy agreed to shit on my chest for $400 and I got her discord 2 threads ago >i bought poop videos from another tranny today life is looking up for me as a 32 year old chaser and i’m listening to cool rock songs to feel like an alpha
>>42118923What proof?
>>42118928Eating ass is hot what do you mean
>>42118932Dw I got this lil punk
>>42118928There's something about tracing a tranny stripe all the way up to the asshole
>>42118928I lick them with deep enthusiasm and practiced technique
>>42118938idk I never thought about it Should I lick my aunts next time I see her?
>>42118936Ok this might be a bit too far for me, that’s. Kinda nasty
Dehydrated in bedHeater too hot, out of covers Feeling up my hairy choid body and rubbing on my bulgeIn between still buzzed and hungover
>>42118937Post an unsee babe
>>42118944sup blobby thought you died
>>42118943Uhhhh, no. Incest is wrong
ITS HAPPENING
>>42118938I want to eat your assOr just sit on my face while I jerk off that will do nicely
>>42118933Yiff in hell we real sigma wolves here
>>42118936Based
>>42118936My 32yo chaser goals are very different from your 32yo chaser goals Happy for you tho
>>42118928The tranny cum button is in there, the prostate, and you can make her cry from being waterboarded in pleasure by devouring it
>>42118946I could just post a pic of my prog pills i think that would work as proof
>>42118951too late for that lol
>>42118945i want you so bad im losing my mind
>>42118956It's over....
>>42118961I own prog pills thoChaser btw
>>42118960Oh I see I'm not really interested in tranners aside from watching them get plowed by really fat guys
>>42118966You ever try plugging your nostril with one and seeing how far you can launch it
I'm pretty sure the tongue is too short to reach the prostate and too weak to stimulate it with enough force to make most people cum
ughhh i hate the winter my hands are all dry and scaly and it hurts a lot >>42118952>that file name
>>42118970not mine. sorry for your loss tho
>>42118969No I only got them because a tranny wanted me to shove them up her ass with my dick lol
>>42118972can I lick your hands
>>42118968Why are you a cuck
>>42118952MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
>>42118966Ok but i bet mine look cooler
>>42118970It's 2 inches deep lil bro
>>42118977no i think that would actually dry them out more since the water would take some of the oils with it i think.
>>42118976Not proper technique. Will result in it being inserted too deep. Not Sonia approved
>>42118978I'm not I just think it's hot when really fat guys fuck. I would let one of them fuck me if they pass my chud test....has happened yet.
>>42118984why am I kinda shaped like this
>>42118985I bet I could take you down and sit on you until you force caps lock off your phone
alexa play send the pain below by chevelle
I got small frenulum genesCan barely stick my tongue out of my mouthCan't kiss sloppy style and can't go butt-spelunking with itI should be on disability for this They were thinking about ablating it when I was a kid but decided it wasn't severe enough
>>42118989I wish fat guys weren't such chuds I'm so in love with them
>>42118990You built like a chicken nugget
>>42118992Wdym by sitting on me. Like on my chest?
>>42118989Is the test that they have to be chud enough or not chud at all
speaking of fat guys, how do yall feel about this finnish trans celebrity's chudsband? i for one hate it bc i already look like i'm trying to skinwalk her and then that guy looks just like 80% of the guys i find attractive. but would need to see his face uncensored to be sure.
>>42118960can u make me cry...>>42118972its almost time>>42118982this is the appropriate amount of excitement
>>42118995We're destined for each other between us we're one normal human
>>42118998Am I at least the bell. I don't want to be the boot
>>42119001I'll sit on your back until it pops then steal your phone. This is your last warning. GO TO LOWERCASE
>>42119003I desire him carnally
tfw alone on christmas night
>>42118996yeah especially here in America. Our culture is absolutely rife with chuddery and it's a shame.>>42119002I'm not gonna let a chud fuck me. I'm not into men at all desu but the thought of being an object of lust for a really really fat guy really gets me going
>>42118995I got scream tongue, and that's what I make trannies do with it
>>42119011Ouch
>>42119013you're not alone baby you're with all of us. i love you>>42119014mm I'm definitely glad it's like not as bad over here even if it's still rough. total chud (((salvation)))
>>42119014What do ya nipples look like, luv
>>42119017Type that again properly
>>42118950Hahaha what’s a blobby??? >>42118954Damn ong really???
>>42119005Damn I know you eat ass, so you really be deep in the pocket with it
fat women are hot too I think. I think it's because my dad's fat friends and their fat wives were always around when I was growing up
>>42118988thisgotta tease her by not going deeper than lower third to get dat dere first pass circumvented
>>42118936why do u like poo tho
qrd on trannies?
>>42119024YES reallyWhat other panties do you have aside from those red ones I'll put in a request
>>42119027I think it's because of my thick pretty aunt that would catch me staring at her body
>>42119020I wish you were here so you could make me but you're on another continent so i have to keep typing like this. Very unfortunate
>>42119014>I'm not into men at all>being an object of lust for a really really fat guy really gets me goingTranny Logic
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
>>42119003He like a tall dwarf from lotr movies I dig it
>>42119039I'm a cis woman
>>42119037Which continent because you're getting me angry now
>>42119012yeah same desu i assume pic related is what he looks like underneath that censoring
>>42119039It's called meta attraction and it's valid you freaking chud!
chasergen thoughts on KGATLW?https://youtu.be/wb0fW8yQCHc?si=QnqKAJqXvabCED6B
>>42118914Imagine the backshots bros...
>>42119045Europe
>>42119033Awww you remembered me! I have another set like it in white somewhere, a white bralette and thong with pink flowers, a purple push up bra set, and another that’s black and red. I also have like, sports bras and boxers
>>42119057Alright we have that in commonCountry?
>>42119052i like the collab album they have with Mild High Club and aside from that i've literally listened to nothing else from them.
>>42119056When you can see it from the front on a tranny fuuuuck
>>42119057If he's not, I am
>>42119062Poland lmao
>>42119058I always remember you monika!>a white bralette and thong with pink flowersPLEASE
>>42119040Deal if tranny
They sold Santa to the IDF
>>42119066Why are you always from POLAND?? Flights are cheap though be careful...
>>42119066I took the woooock
>>42119063Lot of variation in their albums so its hard to recommend a starting point lol. Like they've released a full thrash metal album and an album thats basically reggae. They also have like 25 albums too its crazy
>>42119067Alright, but not right now. I just brushed my teeth and did all my skincare and foot creams. I’m not getting out of bed to change rn, so you may just have to find me again ;)
>>42119035that's hot one of my aunts would always try to feed me so much food like pot roast, potatoes, carrots and a sandwich and her boobs were like massive pillows I wanted to lay on
>>42119047a lot of guys are just ugly so you kind of forget your attraction sometimes
>>42119074https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xDtgO-sa2PU
>>42119076>foot creamsQueen, pls post soles next time
>>42119076I will always find your cute ass somewhere <3 I hope you have a nice sleep and a nice christmas
>>42119056She's really pretty
>>42119068chaser btw
>>42119026I'm knocking on the tonsils from the back it's what I was put on this earth to do it's literally my divine calling I'm so serious. my body is a machine that turns uneaten ass to eaten ass
what causes pain at the base of my thumb and up my index finger,?
>>42119028exactly exactly.... I'm happy someone else cares like it's genuinely hotter to do it properly
>>42119090Cancer
>>42119090Boner cancer
>>42119032Big boobs
Hot girls are so nice for liking ugly guys
>>42119090Gae digit ratios sorry you had to learn like this
Taking a shit so big I think I might have to shove my umbilical hernia back in afterwards
>>42119046cute....
>>42119090carpal tunnel usually does that.
Making bronya eat my sweaty post gym hairy man ass and jerk me off until I cum all over her latex dress and feed it to her
>>42119090Boner attack
>>42119087Yes
It's really gross to have a hernia, don't do that
>>42119092it's win-win, especially if my girl's one of those that get ravenous on proge
Chasers, do you prefer trannies with small or big tits? Maybe it's obvious but i see a lot if guys on different boards being more into very small tits on girls
Why didn't the polish tranny leave like she promised?
>>42119113Small but well shaped. That Californian tranny who posted an unsee earlier had the most perfect tits ive ever seen
>>42119110It's only small, got it after I deadlifted 200kgs for the first time and it hasn't gotten any worse over the past 2 years
>>42119084Awww merry Christmas to you too anon! >>42119082One second. I may be able to help you there
>>42119103that's not good oof I was holding my phone with my non dominant hand and the pain is severe
>>42119115Changed my mind sry
>>42119113Big ass is the only must and titties big enough for a hand and mouthful aka like all of them
>>42119113we don’t really care about tits. we just want a big juicy gock and a nice stinky bunghole.
Poland tranny on discord so we can flirt and bait me into flying to Wrozclowzawrwa for the week
>>42119100hes a pretty famous finnish musician who died way too early, his band did a weirdly sympathetic and understanding song about trannies in like 1985 (pic related is the cover of the single) so he might have genuinely been some kind of proto-chaser
>>42119121Pathetic
>>42119125raparperitaivasmissä se lieilmalaivameidät perille viewaow i didn't know they were pro tranny this is epic
>>42119104oh jeez. is this happening now. ill do my best>>42119125woa.... rip that fucks
>>42119124I'd never let you fly to me. You'll lose all attraction to me after you've landed and can finally see my face irl instead of in anglefrauded pictures and then you'd want to leave and now you've wasted your time and money for the flight
>>42119125possible repper, given the song?
>>42119137Well no because I'd at minimum need to disable capital letters on your phone
Tranny
>>42119128Are you a chaser or a tranny? Idk if i should find this post hot
I miss his big peach
>>42119137Aw pumpkin i would cuddle the shit out of you regardless and prolly get a boner doing so then fuck the shit out of you
>>42119082Is this what you had in mind?
>>42118773Morning routine includes a gentle foaming scrub and then a moisturiser that is also SPF 15+, then at night and exfoliating scrub and a night mask moisturiser.
>>42119145I'm a chaser and I hate you
>>42119156What did i do...
>>42119152Goddamn Shit I guess I'm a foot guy now
i used hand lotion today
>>42119157just do it this window of opportunity might be shorter than you realise...
Guts be bubbling... Something disastrous this way comes after all that Christmas food
>>42119162How did you find it. Are you feeling lubed up and nourished
>>42119146
>>42119159Post annoying cringe shit all the time like the retarded high schooler you are
>>42119164it's gonna be real muddy. I had over a pound of beef roast
>>42119162Now feet
highly recommended skincare to try and achieve glass skin.
>>42119152Huh never really considered putting a toe in my mouth while I rail a girl til now
>>42119172Sorry. How can i make it up to you?
>>42119168no my hands just feel sweaty now>>42119175but its called handcreme not fußcreme...
>>42119178every time I see innisfree products my brain and hands involuntarily start doing the innisfree green tea glow plump challenge
>>42119172leave the poor girl alone what's got up your ass today
>>42119180Some suckie suckie would go a long way
>>42119181You gotta keep rubbing. Rub harder and faster
>>42119189that wont help thats just gonna make them sweat more
>>42119180You can stop posting
Whenever I'm smoking in public I'll cross the road or change my route to walk as close to as many children and infants as possible for as long as possible
>>42119193Trust the vision it all emulsifies its always sweatiest before the dawn
Sonia is pussyfree
>>42119195Sometimes if I see a bucket where people leave umbrellas I'll take two if I like one of the other ones
>>42119193You have to put your fingers in your ass first
>>42119201Not by choice I just can't get any bitches
>>42119166eeeeeuuuurrrrgh this feels bad man... it's not gonna be good. starting to sweat
>>42119207DO NOT apply hand cream to your internals it is most painful
>>42119210Vaseline or aquaphor can work in a pinch
>>42119209i would recommend doing some lower body yoga and light stretching. ensure to elevate your feet into a squat position for defecation and drink lots and lots of water. please endure this. i know you are strong enough
>>42119212it's technically an option but i still worry about sensitisation with those products
>>42119199you are trying to trick me...>>42119207what will this accomplish
stinky bunghole. fresh tranny shit <3
>>42119194What if i keep posting but stop posting the annoying cringe shit. Which posts are you referring to with that, when was i annoying and how can i stop?
it's too cold I will rinse my cheeks out in the morning
>>42119214Im all over the water, might secure a little stool for the actual birthing process while I still have time, good idea. Was a bad idea to try to get in that much protein that quickly
>>42119217I would never trick you. I love you
>>42119223this mf really going to sleep with a poopy butthole?
>>42119229it's too muddy for toilet paper and I'm already in bed
>>42119215Sensitization? What’s that?
That reminds me of the song I wrote as a kid called Poopy ButtholeIt was a banger
>>42119227ok... ill put my fingers in my butt first next time like you said
Bronya posts here so much because no one on earth can handle the full brunt of her yappening
>>42119152feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttt
>>42119224I'm making everyone here take husk this is the one time of year everyone turns to the real shitters after mocking them for the entire rest of it. highly highly recommend elevating the feet it is a total game changer and easy to DIY the sitting position is extremely detrimental to health and must be avoided. i also recommend applying firm pressure to the right of your lower belly with the heel of the hand and using a firm leftward stroke to encourage movement.
just got a bidet and im never wiping my butt again or using the bidet
>>42119232it's like a built up allergy over time from usage. happens to people with acrylic nails too I'm terrified of it
>>42119235I'm extremely quiet irl I'm shining finger
>>42119234yeah. and wiggle them around a little. that's a good girl
dont these look nice
>>42119178Still not sure how to get a hold of tretinoin
>>42119242Okay okay taking notes ty.>>42119244I love my bidet I'm going to use it after this explosive poo. Chaser btw
>>42119233Visionary
>>42119223Poopy ahh mf giving us all a bad name
trannies wwyd if you woke up in the middle of the night and your bf was sniffing and licking your asshole while masturbating furiously?
>>42119270i would think it was funny
>>42119270probably just go back to sleep. seems like none of my business
>>42119244That's what chasers are for
still sad about not getting mittensnobody thinks im cutenobody wants me to be cuteim a stupid ugly autistic retard masculine male
>>42119253looks v nice i hope ur having a good christmas stufren
>>42119178any tips? rn i just use a cleaner and moisturizer / sun screen. my laser tech and ppl always tell me how nice my skin is and i never get pimples unless i eat like shit like pizza and greasy food for multiple days in a row.
>>42119275ewwww dont say that lol>>42119278i got a hand warmer ill share it with u
>>42119281thank u stufren i appreciate it
>>42119278you look insanely autistic WOW autistic phrenology like that heavy set gaze
putting a little honey in my brandy because I'm a sweetie :D>>42119278i think you are cute!!!
>>42119279tyy <3
>>42119285who are these overcompensating newfagsyou think you're the first bitchy little faggot to think "i better make a splash by acting like a CUNT"not by a long shotgo fuck yourself in the ass and fuck off
Why is the thread so active at this hour it's usually dead
>>42119285that hair though >> so He takes and he gives. being autistic is actually wonderful and a blessing they are angels on this earth. angels who can’t read a room and who have deep knowledge of yumeshipping but angels nonetheless>>42119291you people are so mad when one tiny little wigger says something of note that disrupts the fart huffing session
>>42119293people have christmas off but nobody to be with>projectingabsolutely
Who tf is heiden bro
>>42119300probably some tourist. we always get dregs who want to take their bitterness out on easy targets this time of year
hello could we make a new thread once this reaches bump limit and make it xmas themed please it would make me happy if someone could do that
>>42119310we wait until page 10 here. so don't worry just take it easy!
>>42119300i am the owner of the world’s smallest petting zoo wherein the only animal there is me >>42119305i’m heiden marea mo’jave fka ohhmarea fka gywhenna aka yung blackened gifted
>>42119310Best we can do is indiagen
>>42119234Yeah do this...
>>42119314jesus christ the kids are not alright please kill yourself
finally shittin'
>>42119314You will never be YBG Dong
>>42119323trans is mads because their shtick is played out and corny especially when Real Fish is right here .
just found out about xvgliba C library for linux (and freebsd :3) that lets u write directly to a fullscreen framebuffer
Fat choid laying on top of me until i die of heat exhaustion
>>42119332>the fish in question
>>42119332You're not a tranny?
>>42119337choid is really a very terrible portmanteau that conveys nothing more than its base prime word. could also mean a slur for the chinese, or chopped femoid>>42119344i’m just a behbeh! six seven
>>42119336whoa.... that's what I'm talking about
>>42119337Wya babe
>>42119353Poland babe
>>42119355Damn daddy needs to import you already.
I don't want to get up my bed is so warm and comfy
I've become quite taken with this charming and soft-spoken young man
>>42119293I drank a lot which means I could only sleep 3 hours
I miss heiden
>>42119313frick the rules :(
>>42119378My Own Chasergen Forsaken Me
>>42118773hey bronya, demon's souls (ps3) is pretty cool. quite frustrating at times tho
How evil would it be to take advantage of a drunk chaser
>>42119389you can always take advantage of me with ur but anon
>>42119389listen obviously it's not the same as if it was a drunk tranner nobody is saying that. but out of an abundance of caution you should think about whether you would do anything if it was a drunk tranner. If You Ask Me
>>42119386I see I see... I've never played that one I'm glad you're having fun with it! i need to try it out....
>>42119379Respect Board Culture !!!!!!!!! it's very serious and important ......
>>42119395But what if you agree because the alcohol made you think i look good and then when you're sober you realize that you just had sex with a disgusting hon and now you're traumatized
>>42119407drunk me had a wonderful time with a lovely lady, simple as
Chaser getting drunk with a tranner and both are thinking they are taking advantage of the other
>>42119407sex is pretty inherently an exchange of selfish desires. you should both be regretful over what you took from one another and find solace in celibacy
>>42119414And they both keep saying sorry during sex
>>42119418To be fair I was farting a lot
>>42119405threads used to be made once bump limit was reached >:3
>>42119414cute.... OTP. chaser x tranner that are both thinking "god im such a fucked up rapist freak :D"
>>42119424what's your angle
>>42119389not evil
>>42119427hiiii
>>42119433i want u 2 make a new thread please please please ^_^
>>42119414this but with the added angle that one of them is also way drunker *and* way hornier
Drunk tranny shouting in extacy "RAPE ME RAPE ME" mid coitus and my drunk ass shouting back "I'M TRYING TO"
How do i stop embarassing myself with everything i do, i keep doing dumb shit and looking like a faggot and getting made fun of for it
>>42119439hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>42119448CUTEEEEEEEEEE
>>42119443No.....
>>42119454You just gotta get immune to feeling embarrassed. shame is a luxury crossdressers are not afforded, unfortunately. chasers are also crossdressers, obviously
>>42119463i will never nyanyapost w u again if u don’t respect my christmas wish :(
>>42119318why do u want me to do that...
>>42119470we are on page ONE
No one ever actually puts their fingers in their butt that's fake
>>42119467I only wear men's clothes though i never crossdressed
>>42119475i don’t care about chasey rules ^_^
Happy holidays!
>>42074506It's been 4 days how is this still up
>>42119492obviously you are crossdressing as a man. are you thick
>>42119485I do>inb4 chaser btw
>>42119445you are posting about me...
>>42119506buy an ad if you want to advertise your thread
>>42119513bronya would you eat peat with milk for breakfast?
I'm quite drunk but I'm honestly not that horny. You're welcome for the hourly status report. Next report is at 2pm.
>>42119524NO!!!!!!
I cuddled and fucked my tranner angel for hours today...right in her pussy
>>42119535This could've been me I want a do-over
>>42119531would you bury yourself in peat if you could wear a brain implant like Steven hawking to interact with the internet while being fed through a tube?
Merry Christmas everyone have good day https://youtu.be/qOOaH6BAwvY?si=xtXJixyMic7LQ_Wg
>>42119546YES!!!!!!!!
>>42119547merry Christmas horsey!
>>42119556sensible responseI commend you
fwiendship ended with bwonya >:( so much for agp sisterhood
I should definitely buy a dildo
Me tooChaser btw
I'm not gonna sleep more, the alcohol decided I only needed 3 hours
>>42119566):< i will nya alone if I have to
ate lovely persimmon in christmas day
>>42119609grrrr
>>42119610love a persimmon....
>>42119591Is it square
>>42119609I'll nya nya with you babe ^_^
>>42119626NO!! you will not appropriate mtf culture. shoo ya freaking cissie. you will never be a twinkhon. you have no cleft chin. you have no ribcage. you’re a crude mockery of agp culture.
>>42119638nya nya ^_^
>>42119626nya nya nya ^_^
>>42119622i have some more
>>42119666woa :0I saw some when I was trawling the markets here I wish I bought them but I went for cherries on impulse and I regret it SO BAD
Where's daddy's Christmas gift (he didn't get you anything)
>>42119670*sits on your face*
>>42119672*gags*Eat more fiber
how id jump on my bf if I had one
>>42119670I made you this book of coupons that allow you to say something mildly homophobic one time per day. there are 365 coupons. please use them sparingly
how me and my husstuss trutrans friends would jump on my bf if I had one
>>42119670*puts my feet in your face*
i wrote all the memes you all use you're welcome.
The worst part of holidays like Christmas is that you want to goon because you have the day off but you'll inevitably realize you've been beating your meat for five hours on a holiday most people spend with loved ones and want to die. You all know where I'm coming from, right?
>>42119706That's what makes it so good. I try and get a full goon sesh in on eve, day, and boxing day. real festive shit too.
>>42119706That's why you goon with your loved ones
>>42119699thank you ...
>>42119668you brought this upon yourself and you will have no sympathy from me>>42119670*farts really really loud and runs away*
>>42119706u could just jerk off normally for once
The concept of a bf is so crazy
Christmas is for the gooners
>>42119731
what is batemates
>>42119754Shut up. Don't ask. Nothing to do with you
>>42119723Do I tell you how to live your life?
>>42119756sorry... *goes back to sucking u off under the desk*>>42119757anons here do that a lot you might be one of them
god im already so sick of having my family overmy brother is such a weird pseud, like the kind who is always talking in this flowery stilted prose that sounds like a stupid person's idea of what a smart person talks likelast night he was loudly vcing his girlfriend at 4 am and literally every other word he said was just "interesting" as in like, gf says something and he goes "innteresting, innnnnteresting" again and again and again like for almost everything she saidi had to put my headphones on to fall asleep
>>42119774A real gooner would never impose his will on others.
god im so sick of having my family overi just want to punch myself in the balls
>>42119785ur letting ur family impose their will on u by not gooning while theyre there>>42119791want me to chase them off for u?
i wish 2 b computer
>>42119706this if you put all this effort into being a decent human you could be using a pussy or bussy to goon
I did not realize how expensive gold is
>>42119799thats not how gooning works it's a totally separate activity from sex. you dont stop gooning if you enter a relationship everybody knows this
>>42119799you have literally zero respect for gooning and I hate you
>>42119796please help me stu. im in the mood for some ball punchy
>>42119804it's a real commodity I've been thinking of buying some to try and ride out the AI crash when it happens but it's not like I really have enough money for it to matter
now I'm thinking about penis this sucks
>>42119808THANK you
>>42119822describe the penis on your mind rn
I suck
>>42119844what's wrong little bird?
>>42119836Ethnically ambiguous
>>42119844Are you feeling down or advertising?
Taking you home and you see an open door and through the door you see a room with no furniture and pictures of cg trannies glued to the walls and ceiling and I close the door really quickly and act like nothing happened
>>42119850is it veiny and powerful?
>>42119847Little bird?
>>42119857no I would say it's smooth and on the smaller side
>>42119856i hope I'm in there
>>42119851Both
i think my cage is making it smaller...
>>42119862Yeah you like that? You need my smooth tube don't you?
i hate this stupid fucking image people keep sending me it and telling me it's me. that's exactly what I feel like in here. im in hell
>>42119867mmmmm ngyeahhhh ><
>>42119856Am i in your collection?
>>42119813u could go do it in ur car
>>42119871You're my favorite
>>42119877:D
should I start calling you all chat. would that make me seem younger do you think
>>42119883i read something about how "chat" is functionally a new pronoun for English and I really like that. I'm most invested in "chat"
>>42119883No it would just make you seem weirder and more annoying i think
morny
>>42119889chat is that even possible
>>42119894good morning... Holidays morning...
>>42119876i think i'll just wait a few hoursi got a fun idea
>>42119850hearing those words immediately flashes this image into my mind it's like burned into there
>>42119915i miss this era of AI
>>42119883god i fucking hate that shit because THATS NOT WHAT A PRONOUN IS like they're very much defined by their usage as words for avoiding repetition where the object is already known and that's not what "chat" is. it's used the same as "guys" to refer to like, an undefined but expected-to-be-there audience. it's just a fucking noun.also i hate that fucking cuck youtube linguistics guy who popularized the "4th person pronoun" thing like he genuinely makes my blood boil with his disgusting beard and the stench of onions and nintendo switch cartridges that eminates from the screen when I see his face i hate him so fucking much you couldn't believe it. if my values didn't keep me from wishing harm on others then for him i surely would.
>>42119888How many years younger? Maybe uhhh six sevennnn! Right gang?
we're all content creators in chat
when u ignore me this is who ur hurting
>>42119944I hate that fucking faggot so much you can't even understand it. This is why I love you eui. Let's make out.
>>42119888sorry >>42119944 was meant to be a reply to this and not the original post
>>42119944i have no idea who that is but I want to fuck him
>>42119945Mustarddddd
>>42119976And that's on no Diddy fr
>>42119983tung tung tung tung tung sahur
>>42119988That's too gen alpha for me. You must be really young!
>>42119944My ftm friend is a fan of that guy
what an unlikeable newfagplease die
>>42120010Who
>>42119996i was born yesterday
Flew across the ocean on my own dime to meet my long term chaser bf for the first time and its been wonderful :)
>>42120034Need a tranner like this.
I love when a bitch pays to see me. It's a sign of emotional dependence.
>>42120034congrats!!this will be me soon
>>42119915omg same lmao
Trans "girls" are sissies, there's literally no difference.
i didn’t die
>>42119991Kek, skinniest troons
>>42120105TRVKE
>>42120105trans run on estrogen sissies run on testosterone
i don’t run anymore
>>42120129run? umm, not with this plantar fasciitis sweetie? *crying_laughing_emoji*
i dont even get out of bed until i've done 100+ glute bridge thrusts and all the blood is in my butt
im going to die
i have become irrecoverably locked in the bridge position
look how cool this mp3 player from 2005 looksgod i hate myself
>>42120166Smartphones killed tech design
whenever i get close to my next lupron shot i start feeling attracted to womeni dont like this
>>42120166https://youtu.be/Lcq7Q_j2GJohere's what they're listening toi think it looks very cool
uh oh armpit fetish unlocked
Mrrr Chrsss.
>>42120177that's a classic
Merry Christmas!>>42118773>What do you do to keep your skin healthy? put lotion on it when I remember to
>>42120199it's such a trendy fetish these days
>>42120201merry christmas Sarah! hope you have a good one
Freud was a retard
its a wonderful life is one of the greatest movies ever.
>>42120166it wasn't just smartphoneslaptops have similarly converged on a largely homogenous designso have refrigerators, toasters, carsit is a known phenomenon in industrial design, sadly
anyone seen rick?
>>42120220he's in a christmas box under a tree at a tranners house right now, but that tranner doesnt wake up for about another 6 hours
>>42120211i got made fun of by my family for reading civilization & its discontents during service last night
Merry Christmas, cg! ^^
Need some sissy ass on my dick rn ngl
gorny merry christmas
i should die
>>42120232>>42120236>>42120248>>42120261This quad feed summarises /cg/
>if men have no fans, i am dead.i love men and i will never stop loving men, even if they don't love me
BEATING CHOIDS
>>42120299Thank you I love you too>>42120304Rude
I NEED to become asexual and aromantic as soon as possible
>>42120202it's pit pig summer
>>42120211i bet he was a pretty good lay though
>>42120299I'm like the evil version of you
>>42120272it's really beautiful. Holiday /cg/ is somewhere between microcosmal and self-parodic. EWWWW PSEUD ALERT
Evil bronya be like: ewwww you better shower before you sit on my face
born to be made fun of for my tiny dick, forced to irreversibly stretch out pussies
trying to figure out how much black pepper I can add to food before I get accused of attempted poisoning. my wrist hurts from grinding
i should cause a scene
>>42120347Get a pestle&mortar or pre ground pepperAmateur
>>42120341Listen between you and me. I'm a real fuckin freak right I feel like I don't have to prove that at this point I like it raunchynasty. that said there have undeniably been times where I was like. baby why don't we take this to the shower ;) or worse times I just steeled my will and endured so as not to tarnish my reputation. do not do that
i was looking at pestle and mortar sets yesterday
>>42120355>pre ground pepperCasual
>>42120350Need a gf like this, my family's too boring
>>42120355i was searching for a mortar and pestle but I couldn't find one :( but yeah if there was ever a time for a large scale solution it would be today right
>>42120342Your dick isn't tiny bro
>>42120363i will also rise to meet this calling. nobody has ever quite managed to convince me that I'm not a Real Housewife
>>42120359see anything you liked beautiful
Real Housewives of Dundee
>>42120373no, i wanted a marble one but i didnt see any that were the right size. one i found only had marble sets that were either tiny or way too big, and all the sensible sizes were granite
>>42120373You and mehttps://youtu.be/2JZ5bJgFzT4?si=u3WcsxjKRM7hU_aY
>>42120350ugh bitch me too
>>42120383honestly if you were gonna do it in Scotland Dundee is the move right. I endorse this. how do we fund it
merry christmas!!! feliz natal!!! feliz navidad!!!
>>42120397Gesundheit!
>>42120391Post dick pics
>>42120404>>42120404>>42120404new ^_^
>>42120389this is the cutest video ive ever seen. i want a bf to study Chinese with like this. i learn best by berating others. that's us fr anon :D
new was supposed to be christmas themed also we're not on page 10
>>42120174i listened to the song it was alright
>>42120421it's definitely not particularly festive which feels inappropriate
i wish 2 b computer>>42120424i used to hate holiday musicnow i feel nothing when i listen to ithistory will forget every last one of us
>>42120387you should get a big one. they're a pain to lug around but they're much faster & sometimes you really do need to grind that much of something
pukeko.
>>42120431If you were a computer I'd plug my hard drive into you, babe.
>>42120431don't you find that a little comforting? even if I'm like Hitler 2 eventually I'll be forgotten. that makes me kinda less worried. im definitely not planning on being Hitler 2
>>42120444hehehe cuuuute i love these guys
>>42120453you would be the S: drive (for shrimpy)
>>42120462Take it back right now!
>>42120455a little, surenot enough to make up for everything else thoughall the wasted potential of my lifeit's not like i even aspired to very muchjust to have a life that didn't feel hollowfate is cruel
>>42120440ill think about it but ive already spent the money i would have used on it so im not buying one anytime soon
holy shit guys...?
>>42120495would you love your choid still if he looked like that
>>42120495This is NOT real !!!
>>42120495is that an owl
>>42120495winemomwinemom look at this
>>42120514Me bringing you back to the US
>>42120538:0 would u still like me if i told u i had been lying all this time and i actually look like this...
I think my dad doesn't like me
>>42120546my mom hates me. sucks but whatever
i bet marie plays ROB in smash
>>42120546sorry nona :<seal loves u...
Coming over to my tranny's family's house for my first Christmas there, and when it's time to leave her dad claps me on the back and tells me I'm like the son he never had
>>42120556ermmmmwellur not wrong Dxi like pikachu and peach too tho...
>>42120566you then bond over how well your gf gives blowjobs
>>42120566I wonder if i could back my tears if he said that to you
>>42120566Marry Christmas from a real negger. I got heater after heater like this just waiting for a rainy day nigga fuck wit me see what happen
>>42120566the son i never had plowing the daughter i have
>>42120514NO FUCK NO>>42120498Yes. I would take perfect care of him. Adorable.>>42120499jesus fuck youre kidding right???
winemom merry winemas voca
I want to stop thinking about men
I saw lots of gay couples at the airport it made me gay and lonely
>>42120612ily
Seeing gay couples in public gives me the amount of disgust as if I were to step on dog shit on the street
>>42120655bro you're posting in chasergen that's you
>>42120618https://voca.ro/1bIFiHemVEjk
i love jorking my little shrimpy then going back to sleep zzzz
need to roll around on the floor with seal dry and fluffy and soaked in warm baby oil without a shirt on
>>42120672BASED and voice goals
>>42120404>>42120404new thread
>>42120661Bold of you to assume I'd ever be a couple with a tranny. They're meant only for sex, not relationships.
>>42120682page 8...
>>42120682THATS STILL NOT XMAS THEMEDAND ITS STILL NOT PAGE 10if u ppl keep making excess threads the jannies are gonna get mad and make our lives difficult
>>42120706there's no rule that says you have to make the new on page 10. you are allowed to make them as soon as a general hits bump limit
>>42120713If we did that here we'd have 15 threads up in the catalog
>>42120672Wow your voice is not femdom mommy coded
my books i read this year
>>42120672Didn't you say you started hrt at like 12? You don't sound like you did
>>42120713u think the jannies give a shit? it's happened before
mfw
>>42120784Very nice
>>42120833thank you anon :D
>>42120729https://voca.ro/126DnvuL3BG6>>42120824thats you!!!
>>42119014>I'm not into men at all dso why are you on CHASERGEN, transbian beast?
>>42120843:D did u see this one of the baby frens >>42119927
>>42120843I bet you couldn't do a 6+ minute femdom mommy joi vocaroo. That would be impossible for you.
>>42120877cheeses crythe that thing is adorable
>>42120784Do you keep all of the books you read? I read 29 books this year but I donated them all to neighborhood libraries as I finished them. I don't ever keep the books I've read.
>>42119927>>42120877quite baby indeed.>>42120924sorry bro. no can do.
>>42121103:D
>>42121021ya cause i revisit them constantly especially my nonfiction stuff. i also just like having them, it's the only object i allow myself to indulge in
ME WINEMUM DIED IN THE CHASEY
