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>>42119301
i did not get anything

>>42119276
you could get a shock collar and have someone shock you when you speak badly in vc

>>42119307
kinda crazy hot desu

>>42119306
the clown should hand deliver a gift to you

>>42119306
not even a cowkini or a mcdouble!? someone do something about this...

>>42119324
I mean i have 2 cowkinis already thats like 2 more than an average person has

>>42119326
wait, did you post on tummy tuesday? or are there multiple people with cowkinis?

>>42119306
is that fucking fan art of the cowkini mcdouble poster??

>>42119334
I did post on uh tuesday yea

>>42119307
what do you do if you have nobody to vc with

>>42119306
wtf it’s peak

no idea what i received, but for others:
got my brother and his wife concert tickets
donated in my aunt’s name to a horse sanctuary she likes
got one friend a lego set, another watercolors, and a third some pokemon plushes
got my grandfather a few glasses for his favorite sports teams
got my mom’s boyfriend a bottle of jack honey
got my niece one of those baby blankets with a plushie head
and got my mom a bottle of jamison, a dutch oven, a throw blanket, an ornament, and some chocolate truffles

>>42119338
nou its the clause moder..

>/mmg/ art
>it's all boymoders
where are the people who look like men supposed to go?

>>42119343
i'm sure some crazy bitch on this board would get in vc with you and shock you with a smile on their face

>>42119346
holy splurge, how thoughtful of you. and you're up so early o_o

>>42119312
yeah, unfortunately

>>42119343
then you die

>>42119350
be the change you wish to see in the world and get to drawing
>>42119352
I'd do that with glee and jubilation

>>42119307
no like it will just passively shock me all the time and after 1 year of pain i have good voice

>>42119354
frankly it always feels like i didn’t get enough

>>42119367
exactly. people don't respect neets like they should. although cats are in fact cool too. then again you could convince yours to put on cat ears and pretend to be a cat if desired

>>42119367
you make a good point, imma need a meta-attracted one once I get my own place though
>t. chaser

>>42119365
hey, it's the thought that counts. plus, looks like a lot of stuff to me

>>42119377
cisf chaser!?

>>42119377
luckily for you most trannies are meta-attracted, especially those pathetic and useless enough to be neets and to be fine with an arrangement like this

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gathering ingredients…

>>42119387
cism obviously

>>42119393
cinnamon roll time!

please please please die and stay away from transbians. ugh and you still live in mommy and daddy's house. holy puke why are there so many chaser moids in fucking mmg like go to passgen or chasergen. perform government sanctioned suicide like joining the army or smoking or something and remove yourself from the gene pool

>>42119393
the world is a better place because you're in it.
>>42119401
the world is considerably worse with you in it.
merry christmas to all!

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whisk together 344 g flour, 50 g sugar, and1/2 tsp salt

>>42119420
how good are you at measuring by eye? or do you like doing exact measurements

>>42119417
>>42119419
anon you sound like you need a hug from a girl

>>42119419
>>42119387
why would meta-attraction apply to a female?

>>42119306
nice art anon

does anybody with a lick of voice training experience want to sit in a vc with me and yell at me until i either get it or cry and run away

>>42119428
i do exact measurements, i’m pretty lousy at estimating

>>42119440
why the fuck would I waste christmas day doing that?

>>42119430
I would fucking love a hug from a girl, yeah

>>42119446
you could've just ignored it you know
no need to be so damn rude

>>42119377
why are you here

>>42119446
don't be mean you fucking faggot, it's CHRISTMAS

>>42119431
the post was about lesbianism

>>42119452
because someone posted good content

>>42119440
that sounds fun but I'm incapable of being mean about it

>>42119458
that's not a good enough reason

>>42119466
at least you weren't mean about it

total moid death for christmas?

>>42119468
and yet here we are

>>42119469
I'd still do it unless yelling at you is a requirement

>>42119455
in what way?

>>42119477
sorry stupid moid we're actually all taken by dogs and our mothers so you don't have any reason to be here

>>42119478
no i'm pretty flexible about this sorta stuff

>>42119481
wrong

>>42119477
should i get a mastectomy or ffs?

>>42119367
imagine being a housewife to a hot guy who loves you, while getting dual income from neetbux. heaven.

>>42119479
ntn but did you just not read the original post that the first reply was to

>>42119477
you're gay
why would you want an ugly man with mild hormonal changes?

>>42119487
Assuming you're a trans woman, and not running on a copious amount of BDD, I'd say FFS (with the right surgeon, in the right way for you). You deserve a better life, after all.

>>42119481
correct. moids begone

>>42119497
because tummy tuesday has showcased our finest twinkhons to the entire board, now we're fucked

>>42119500
mocking me

why do you guys hate moids? i love moids.

>>42119507
Completely genuine. There's enough suffering in our lives already, no sense in adding more.

>>42119490
>dual income from neetbux
if I was in a situation like that I couldn't not feel incredibly guilty about the financial drain I'd have on him so I would use every cent I could on the household

>>42119500
mocking me
STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME my ffs surgeon said my calipers arent even calibrated correctly so my measurements are even worse thsn i thought

>>42119514
to chasergen or grindr with you? you can go drown in all the moids your straggot heart desires

>>42119504
>the dream of getting a chaser thats gay enough to actually want a manmoder is completely and utterly over
fuck this stupid life

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heat 3/4 cup of milk and 44 g butter to 100-110°f. mix in 1 packet instant yeast. pour over dry ingredients. add an egg and mix until a soft dough forms

>>42119518
i literally look like a man my pelcis is the smallest pelvis on the PLANET and you just came here to makr fun of me FUCK

it's really annoying how we just happened to get a misandrist transbian as our local schizo, maybe this thread could have ended up a little differently if that wasn't the case

>>42119529
dude... you're a manmoder attracted to women... i'm the trufag here.

>>42119539
yummey dough

>>42119545
mastectomy girl is more apart of this gen then you are, fuck off

>>42119548
I'm feeling a need to reiterate my point, besides the fact that I only date other trans women

>>42119545
you have to die

>>42119482
hmm, maybe we can work something out then...?

>>42119539
i'm a big fan and i love u

>>42119568
do you wanna drop your discord or should i do it

I'm pathetic mid 30s manmoder

if youre able to talk in vc youre a fakemoder

I'm a gay bug

if you exist youre a fakemoder

>>42119576
I'm self conscious now actually, I don't think my voice is nice enough to critique anyone

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>>42119588
just another day in my shitty incel life

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knead for 3-5 minutes. put the dough in a greased bowl and lightly cover for 10 minutes while you make the filling, 1 tbsp cinnamon & 67 g brown sugar (my mom took over kneading when i asked her to flour the surface a bit more :/)

>>42119545
she's misandrist? if that were a real thing that would be so based! i love her now!

i dont like browns

>>42119597
>67 g
sssssix sssssevennnn

where are my presents

i sold them for more mcdoubles..
sorry

you always do this. i told you to stop doing this. i'm going to my mom's, and i'm taking the kids

im sory but honey (and mustard) but i have my mcneeds..

i'm going to kill myself

dont do that is there anything that would cheer you up

not getting friendzoned would be nice

I'm a manmoder so I'm sorry for posting in your thread but does anyone else really hate onions and garlic? Especially onions, people put them in EVERYTHING and they're so disgusting, the taste, especially the texture. Am I autistic?
Whenever its christmas or something similar and my parents cook food, they add so much onion in everything even though I have told them for years I hate it.

>>42119677
but this is a manmoder thread

I used to hate onions but I guess i just dont like raw onions, as long as they are cooked nicely they are okay.

Do you hate all forms of onions?

>>42119685
>but this is a manmoder thread
Is it? Weird how manmoders don't post here
I personally hate all kinds of onions, no exception and I feel them in all the food with them

>>42119694
>Is it? Weird how manmoders don't post here
why are you a big meanie on a christmas day like this

the onion thingy sounds rough. you just have to refuse to eat with your parent if they keep putting the stuff and they refuse to prepare you a separate version.

im never going to pass merry christmas me

merry christmas nonna

>>42119677
onions and garlic make up like 90% of the good flavours in cooking, they're simply too tasty and combine perfectly with everything

also stop mocking me im serious im not like that. my calipers also got delayed until tomorrow. fuck my life j wasnt going tk post today and yoh rhined me

>>42119705
>you just have to refuse to eat with your parent if they keep putting the stuff and they refuse to prepare you a separate version.
No retard
You are an adult, if you can't handle eating a few things you don't really enjoy then you can't take part in normal human interactions

>>42119753
if its as big of a deal as nonna makes it out to be then it's also a dick move from parents to lie about not putting the ingedetients in hopes she doesnt notice

>>42119767
this! Theyre adults and can live without onion but we all know a parent who raises a manmoder is likely not an accommodating person

>>42119767
Nobody cares. Suck it up

>>42119788
im going to suck you up because ur being not nice

this evil webbed site keeps deleting my drafts before i post, but basically i did the rest of the prep stuff, and now my cinnamon buns are rising

>>42119810
can you do a bad mspaint drawing of the missing steps

I fucking hate men so much

>>42119810
are they vegan?

>>42119814
roll the dough out to an 8 x 14” rectangle
spread 43 grams butter over the dough
sprinkle with the sugar/cinnamon mix
roll into a 14” log, and cut into buns
arrange buns in a 9” pan
leave to rise in a warm place for 60-90 minutes

i hope you all get act normal for christmas. and you may think hey that wasnt the right way to say that. but its christmas. anything i do is right. you know those copy paste things where its like "happy ho-ho-holidays, hope you're squirting and cumming christmas cheer, drop your shit on santa's sack and twerk it while mrs claus isnt looking, feel him destroy you and let rudolph stick his nose in the blood, rudolph with your nose so shit red, won't you guide his cock tonight, jingle those balls and let it be hole-y. jesus"? but with a bunch of emojis? why did we stop sending them to each other? what happened to our connected spirit? sure, it was a little annoying and most of the time nobody bothered to change it so you'd be reading the same one each year, but maybe i looked forward to that more than seeing my own family. maybe we just need to come together again. should i get a christmastectomy

some guy with a brick chased my friend and I while calling us dykes, I hate men

>>42119832
no, they have butter and milk, plus i’m gonna be making cream cheese frosting. have you not been paying attention?

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any passoids / twinkhons that lurk here want a boyfriend? i'm 6'2, pudgy and could detransition for you, only things i want from you are to know that i can't get it up that often anymore and i'd want to live my life thru you

>>42119840
i had a dream i was chasing a goblina tranny but then i got caught in a net and the goblina was behind me coming to eat me up and then a white man ran out of his house and tried to save me and he almost did but then the same goblina came out of the white man’s house carrying a machete and killed the white man and dtarted chasing me. i think it had to do with when j got raped by a latinx goblin tranny when i was 18 and how it was one of the many traumatic experiences that cause fme to rel until 21 and miss my window for significant hil growth basically making me a neverpasser in one tragic event

feliz navidad jajaja :/

>>42119858
kys

>>42119874
what did i do???

¡feliz jueves y feliz navidad!

im so good at manmoding that my family only got me manly mens clothes that make me look like a man. they don't suspect a thing.

>>42119895
hey mine got me the same do you want to spread them out everywhere and wrestle maybe? it's ok if you don't i think there's also a showing of avatar in like 30 minutes if you just want to chill out. i can get you a soda but cant get one myself, it's like 3 hours i dont feel like wanting to have to pee

how do i cope with the fact that i will literally NEVER have the words "cute", "adorable", "beautiful" or "attractive" be used to describe me

2/4 :/

passoid scum

A lot of men's clothing. I'm sure I'll be wearing those SO much

>>42119921
getting called cute and adorable doesn't mean anything, even rats get called cute and adorable

rats are often cute though

>>42119941
>even rats get called cute and adorable
hahaha yeah

i hope my family didnt get me any fag shit

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they rose!! let’s fucking goooooo!!

>>42119909
i love getting called cute. it’s the only way i can tolerate being male but i fear i will be too old soon

>>42119999
quads of eternal humiliation for me

>>42120007
sorry big dog if it makes you feel any better im super ugly and people only call me cute to get an easy hole

>>42119995
yummerz

>>42120011
nobody's ever displayed any interest in me

so is this just going to be like a bunch of sad posts all day? no fun allowed?

>>42120040
have fun with your family normie

i'm holding the thread hostage using nothing but my moid rage and there's nothing you passoids can do about it

>>42120040
did you expect anything different from /mmg/?

>>42120040
is my cinnamon bun live-blogging considered sad?

>>42120050
yes bc they arent for us

donkey kong country 3 is overhated and is actually a great game

>>42120040
no i will be dropping by through out the day to start shit and gloat

>>42120060
me to convince my crying cousin that the vintage game i got him is better than the labubu fortnite season pass

>>42120060
i like dkc. i even like kiddy kong, but i do think you should have been able to swap out a few kongs

>>42120060
I should play those games. I liked the 2nd yooka laylee game they made as a spiritual successor.

>>42120079
nta but tropical freeze is great. the snes games are worth a look if you like retro platformers. nothing groundbreaking, but fine games. look kinda weird on a non-crt monitor

i like donkey kong 64 when the monkeys rape i mean rape i mean rap

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while the buns are baking (375° F for 24-27 minutes) beat 4oz cream cheese on high until smooth and creamy

>>42120091
what do you think lanky kongs penis looks like

j just dont think it’s fair that i have a huge head and ribcage and small hips and small shoulders and im fat and distended and wrong and big hands and feet and hairy and it’s all on christmas day and it’s all my fault. im a sad alcoholic old man and im racist

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add 28g butter and beat until smooth and combined

>>42120093
i'll beat 4oz of cream outta you

>>42120100
probably normal. idk what are your thoughts

>>42120117
long, skinny, a comically large bellend

>>42120075
dixie kong made me trans gender

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add 80g confectioners sugar & 1 teaspoon vanilla extract and beat until combined

>>42120124
>bellend
oh you're british i feel disgusting now. i need to take a bath please don't respond or i'll have to take another one and it'll be an all day thing
can see your vision though

Merry Christmas n shit

fuck christmas

>>42120145
shut up Scrooge

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pretty good looking if i may brag

anyone seen rick?

>>42120190
drink more water nonna, that color doesn't look too good

>>42120191
did you hear he turned himself into a freaking PICKLE

Nothing
Nothing
just an other Thursday

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Merry Christmas fakemoders! Merry Christmas moggers! Merry Christmas shitposters! Merry Christmas schizophrenics, dogfuckers, and 19 year old twinkhons! Merry Christmas!

>>42120040
Yes. What else would "people" like us have to talk about?

rosacea flare up right before going to the extended family christmas dinner ooof

>>42119583
realest shit. i joined one once and literally couldn’t talk like i physically couldn’t make myself do it and then left

>>42120238
that wouldn't matter to me because it always flares up when I drink alcohol or stay in a warm room or engage in any social situation

>>42120247
hmm maybe that’s it i have been drinking heavily
tho i will continue to drink heavily
i’m drinking baileys rn

once again
>the consequences of my actions
ew wtf

>>42120253
yeah alcohol is the second worst thing for me, after situations that upset me. I flush for hours afterwards when drinking

>>42120198
i don’t cum on my cinnamon rolls!!!

I got nothing, but a few months ago I got a chance to work on a temporary job and got some money, gifted a swtich 2 and some games to my friend's family, love them a lot.

I wish I could have a normal job and live a normal life

>>42119301
>qott
i got the kindle that i asked for. im a happy girl

merry christmas homosexuals
sad for my mom this year since didn't get to visit :\

>>42120190
can i have one

didnt get any presents because im alone should i drink to cope?

didnt get donut because im lazy should i eat cookie to cope

>>42120760
sure

You better not be implying I live a normal life, I've sacrificed a lot to be here, live in a constant fear of being kicked out and I rarely get a chance to have some money, suffer constant abuse unless I let them step over me and do whatever they want with my time and space.
I am not complaining tho, the reward makes enduring all the abuse worth it but I feel offended and I think it's an insult to all my efforts when you say I am living a normal life.

>>42119377
do you have any interest in manmoders? otherwise you shouldn't be here

I would like to be objectified and fetishised by a chaser

to clarify: male chaser, preferably straight but bi is okay too

>>42121054
I used to feel disgust at the idea of one actually being into my masculine but mildly estrogenised body, but now I don't see any other solution for me to get any sort of relationship so I just kinda accept the idea

my head hurts
my soul hurts
what a holiday!
what cheer!
I am nothing but an ant on a leaf in a sea of leaves in a sea of trees
and i am slowly dying

manmoders dont get fetishized bz chasers the only reason he is here is because of the fakemoder infestation

>>42121064
it could only work if he was bi

i fucking hate men

>>42121070
he would love me for the person I would've been if I had been a youngshit not for the hon I am today
>>42121092
I'm fine with that

i love fucking men

>>42119301
men hatefucking i

wonder how gonorrheamoder is

>>42121134
>he would love me for the person I would've been if I had been a youngshit not for the hon I am today
yeah, but you didn't commit early enough so now you'll have to do with being treated like an object and not receiving any affection

grandma saw my a cups and called me fat

>>42121275
tibby heh

>shit talk men in front of cishet women
>some of them laugh, agree or don't say anything
>shit talk men in front of hussies
>they immediately act defensive and always say something along the lines of #notallmen or whataboutism about women
what causes this

>>42121298
is this not pickme supplication

>>42121298
having a heart

>>42121349
the thing moids don't have? odd

>>42121288
:( but im not fat

>say i enjoy having sex with men
>OMG why are you defending men???
bro i just like getting my dick sucked by big hairy dudes. if you don't like it that's fine

i wish all hussies a very political (bi) lesbianism

>>42121384
why the defensiveness? I wasn't even talking about you

i wasn't talking about (You) either, schizo.

i was talking about everyone

it was for (Me) :)

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this is a private conversation, sir.

private conversation between me and everyone :)!

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>>42119301
hello friends soon I stop repping from my detransition phase and take hrt again time to be a manmoder again:D

>>42121517
hi what is your opinion on mcdouble sandwich

"manmoder" this general has turned to shit

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>>42121517
NICE TITS FAGGOT

men are like cockroaches to me lowk

>>42121536
I'm gluten intolerant and can't eat it but back when I could for me, it's the mcchicken
>>42121554
im almost 30 and a decade (minus 3 years from detrans) on hrt, I dont look like that pic anymore im a fat disgusting 6 foot chud with a beard now

haha the mcchichen sauce !

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>>42121558
those were my pecs :/ I never grew tits (except now because I'm a fat chud)

do you own cow bikini perhaphs

im honestly still undecided on getting a mastectomy or ffs. the issue is i dont think i will ever pass so why would i get a feminine face it would be weird

>>42121576
>almost 30
whoa getting old
>fat
how fat ??
>beard
what were you thinkin
>>42121615
what dose and blocker did you take

>>42121615
Estrogenized twinks without tits are hot af. Sadly you got dysphoria

>>42121639
nta should i get a mastectomy? is hrtwink no breasts hotter than a manmoding woman

>>42121636
merry christmas to you too

>>42121615
soft feminine hands with a beautiful
moder stummy. 10/10

>>42121674
Merry christmas :D can you tell me what i should do

you should get mfs

>>42121690
maybe get yourself like a festive snack or a pastry or something

https://strawpoll.com/xVg71M0OMyr

my stomach is round

>>42121725
everything is baking

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>>42121638
>>42121639

yea im old, chopped, unc, whatever u kids say
I became an alcoholic substance abuser and stopped caring so I got fat
0.18ml 20mg ev every 5 days for many years, started @ 18 or 19 I forget coz was harder to self med back then so doses were probably shit till I was 23

women in my family are all flat as boards

in general I wasn't evee that feminine outside of being mistaken for a sooner but meh I was happier then than now so hrt it is :)

>>42121687
I guarantee ur too young to be saying this about a nearly 30 year old masculine man

>>42121756
is it a boy or a moder?

>>42121759
bitch you only three years older than me

>>42121759
women be yapping

>>42121759
mogs me