christmas editionqott: what christmas presents did you get? what christmas presents will you give?prev: >>42112476
>>42119301i did not get anything
>>42119276you could get a shock collar and have someone shock you when you speak badly in vc
>>42119307kinda crazy hot desu
>>42119306the clown should hand deliver a gift to you
>>42119306not even a cowkini or a mcdouble!? someone do something about this...
>>42119324I mean i have 2 cowkinis already thats like 2 more than an average person has
>>42119326wait, did you post on tummy tuesday? or are there multiple people with cowkinis?
>>42119306is that fucking fan art of the cowkini mcdouble poster??
>>42119334I did post on uh tuesday yea
>>42119307what do you do if you have nobody to vc with
>>42119306wtf it’s peak
no idea what i received, but for others:got my brother and his wife concert ticketsdonated in my aunt’s name to a horse sanctuary she likesgot one friend a lego set, another watercolors, and a third some pokemon plushesgot my grandfather a few glasses for his favorite sports teams got my mom’s boyfriend a bottle of jack honeygot my niece one of those baby blankets with a plushie head and got my mom a bottle of jamison, a dutch oven, a throw blanket, an ornament, and some chocolate truffles
>>42119338nou its the clause moder..
>/mmg/ art>it's all boymoderswhere are the people who look like men supposed to go?
>>42119343i'm sure some crazy bitch on this board would get in vc with you and shock you with a smile on their face
>>42119346holy splurge, how thoughtful of you. and you're up so early o_o
>>42119312yeah, unfortunately >>42119343then you die
>>42119350be the change you wish to see in the world and get to drawing>>42119352I'd do that with glee and jubilation
>>42119307no like it will just passively shock me all the time and after 1 year of pain i have good voice
>>42119354frankly it always feels like i didn’t get enough
>>42119367exactly. people don't respect neets like they should. although cats are in fact cool too. then again you could convince yours to put on cat ears and pretend to be a cat if desired
>>42119367you make a good point, imma need a meta-attracted one once I get my own place though>t. chaser
>>42119365hey, it's the thought that counts. plus, looks like a lot of stuff to me
>>42119377cisf chaser!?
>>42119377luckily for you most trannies are meta-attracted, especially those pathetic and useless enough to be neets and to be fine with an arrangement like this
gathering ingredients…
>>42119387cism obviously
>>42119393cinnamon roll time!
please please please die and stay away from transbians. ugh and you still live in mommy and daddy's house. holy puke why are there so many chaser moids in fucking mmg like go to passgen or chasergen. perform government sanctioned suicide like joining the army or smoking or something and remove yourself from the gene pool
>>42119393the world is a better place because you're in it.>>42119401the world is considerably worse with you in it.merry christmas to all!
whisk together 344 g flour, 50 g sugar, and1/2 tsp salt
>>42119420how good are you at measuring by eye? or do you like doing exact measurements
>>42119417>>42119419anon you sound like you need a hug from a girl
>>42119419>>42119387why would meta-attraction apply to a female?
>>42119306nice art anon
does anybody with a lick of voice training experience want to sit in a vc with me and yell at me until i either get it or cry and run away
>>42119428i do exact measurements, i’m pretty lousy at estimating
>>42119440why the fuck would I waste christmas day doing that?
>>42119430I would fucking love a hug from a girl, yeah
>>42119446you could've just ignored it you knowno need to be so damn rude
>>42119377why are you here
>>42119446don't be mean you fucking faggot, it's CHRISTMAS
>>42119431the post was about lesbianism
>>42119452because someone posted good content
>>42119440that sounds fun but I'm incapable of being mean about it
>>42119458that's not a good enough reason
>>42119466at least you weren't mean about it
total moid death for christmas?
>>42119468and yet here we are
>>42119469I'd still do it unless yelling at you is a requirement
>>42119455in what way?
>>42119477sorry stupid moid we're actually all taken by dogs and our mothers so you don't have any reason to be here
>>42119478no i'm pretty flexible about this sorta stuff
>>42119481wrong
>>42119477should i get a mastectomy or ffs?
>>42119367imagine being a housewife to a hot guy who loves you, while getting dual income from neetbux. heaven.
>>42119479ntn but did you just not read the original post that the first reply was to
>>42119477you're gaywhy would you want an ugly man with mild hormonal changes?
>>42119487Assuming you're a trans woman, and not running on a copious amount of BDD, I'd say FFS (with the right surgeon, in the right way for you). You deserve a better life, after all.
>>42119481correct. moids begone
>>42119497because tummy tuesday has showcased our finest twinkhons to the entire board, now we're fucked
>>42119500mocking me
why do you guys hate moids? i love moids.
>>42119507Completely genuine. There's enough suffering in our lives already, no sense in adding more.
>>42119490>dual income from neetbuxif I was in a situation like that I couldn't not feel incredibly guilty about the financial drain I'd have on him so I would use every cent I could on the household
>>42119500mocking meSTOP FUCKING MOCKING ME my ffs surgeon said my calipers arent even calibrated correctly so my measurements are even worse thsn i thought
>>42119514to chasergen or grindr with you? you can go drown in all the moids your straggot heart desires
>>42119504>the dream of getting a chaser thats gay enough to actually want a manmoder is completely and utterly overfuck this stupid life
(skipped showing steps)heat 3/4 cup of milk and 44 g butter to 100-110°f. mix in 1 packet instant yeast. pour over dry ingredients. add an egg and mix until a soft dough forms
>>42119518i literally look like a man my pelcis is the smallest pelvis on the PLANET and you just came here to makr fun of me FUCK
it's really annoying how we just happened to get a misandrist transbian as our local schizo, maybe this thread could have ended up a little differently if that wasn't the case
>>42119529dude... you're a manmoder attracted to women... i'm the trufag here.
>>42119539yummey dough
>>42119545mastectomy girl is more apart of this gen then you are, fuck off
>>42119548I'm feeling a need to reiterate my point, besides the fact that I only date other trans women
>>42119545you have to die
>>42119482hmm, maybe we can work something out then...?
>>42119539i'm a big fan and i love u
>>42119568do you wanna drop your discord or should i do it
I'm pathetic mid 30s manmoder
if youre able to talk in vc youre a fakemoder
I'm a gay bug
if you exist youre a fakemoder
>>42119576I'm self conscious now actually, I don't think my voice is nice enough to critique anyone
>>42119588just another day in my shitty incel life
knead for 3-5 minutes. put the dough in a greased bowl and lightly cover for 10 minutes while you make the filling, 1 tbsp cinnamon & 67 g brown sugar (my mom took over kneading when i asked her to flour the surface a bit more :/)
>>42119545she's misandrist? if that were a real thing that would be so based! i love her now!
i dont like browns
>>42119597>67 gsssssix sssssevennnn
where are my presents
i sold them for more mcdoubles..sorry
you always do this. i told you to stop doing this. i'm going to my mom's, and i'm taking the kids
im sory but honey (and mustard) but i have my mcneeds..
i'm going to kill myself
dont do that is there anything that would cheer you up
not getting friendzoned would be nice
I'm a manmoder so I'm sorry for posting in your thread but does anyone else really hate onions and garlic? Especially onions, people put them in EVERYTHING and they're so disgusting, the taste, especially the texture. Am I autistic?Whenever its christmas or something similar and my parents cook food, they add so much onion in everything even though I have told them for years I hate it.
>>42119677but this is a manmoder threadI used to hate onions but I guess i just dont like raw onions, as long as they are cooked nicely they are okay.Do you hate all forms of onions?
>>42119685>but this is a manmoder threadIs it? Weird how manmoders don't post hereI personally hate all kinds of onions, no exception and I feel them in all the food with them
>>42119694>Is it? Weird how manmoders don't post herewhy are you a big meanie on a christmas day like thisthe onion thingy sounds rough. you just have to refuse to eat with your parent if they keep putting the stuff and they refuse to prepare you a separate version.
im never going to pass merry christmas me
merry christmas nonna
>>42119677onions and garlic make up like 90% of the good flavours in cooking, they're simply too tasty and combine perfectly with everything
also stop mocking me im serious im not like that. my calipers also got delayed until tomorrow. fuck my life j wasnt going tk post today and yoh rhined me
>>42119705>you just have to refuse to eat with your parent if they keep putting the stuff and they refuse to prepare you a separate version.No retardYou are an adult, if you can't handle eating a few things you don't really enjoy then you can't take part in normal human interactions
>>42119753if its as big of a deal as nonna makes it out to be then it's also a dick move from parents to lie about not putting the ingedetients in hopes she doesnt notice
>>42119767this! Theyre adults and can live without onion but we all know a parent who raises a manmoder is likely not an accommodating person
>>42119767Nobody cares. Suck it up
>>42119788im going to suck you up because ur being not nice
this evil webbed site keeps deleting my drafts before i post, but basically i did the rest of the prep stuff, and now my cinnamon buns are rising
>>42119810can you do a bad mspaint drawing of the missing steps
I fucking hate men so much
>>42119810are they vegan?
>>42119814roll the dough out to an 8 x 14” rectanglespread 43 grams butter over the doughsprinkle with the sugar/cinnamon mix roll into a 14” log, and cut into bunsarrange buns in a 9” panleave to rise in a warm place for 60-90 minutes
i hope you all get act normal for christmas. and you may think hey that wasnt the right way to say that. but its christmas. anything i do is right. you know those copy paste things where its like "happy ho-ho-holidays, hope you're squirting and cumming christmas cheer, drop your shit on santa's sack and twerk it while mrs claus isnt looking, feel him destroy you and let rudolph stick his nose in the blood, rudolph with your nose so shit red, won't you guide his cock tonight, jingle those balls and let it be hole-y. jesus"? but with a bunch of emojis? why did we stop sending them to each other? what happened to our connected spirit? sure, it was a little annoying and most of the time nobody bothered to change it so you'd be reading the same one each year, but maybe i looked forward to that more than seeing my own family. maybe we just need to come together again. should i get a christmastectomy
some guy with a brick chased my friend and I while calling us dykes, I hate men
>>42119832no, they have butter and milk, plus i’m gonna be making cream cheese frosting. have you not been paying attention?
any passoids / twinkhons that lurk here want a boyfriend? i'm 6'2, pudgy and could detransition for you, only things i want from you are to know that i can't get it up that often anymore and i'd want to live my life thru you
>>42119840i had a dream i was chasing a goblina tranny but then i got caught in a net and the goblina was behind me coming to eat me up and then a white man ran out of his house and tried to save me and he almost did but then the same goblina came out of the white man’s house carrying a machete and killed the white man and dtarted chasing me. i think it had to do with when j got raped by a latinx goblin tranny when i was 18 and how it was one of the many traumatic experiences that cause fme to rel until 21 and miss my window for significant hil growth basically making me a neverpasser in one tragic event
feliz navidad jajaja :/
>>42119858kys
>>42119874what did i do???
¡feliz jueves y feliz navidad!
im so good at manmoding that my family only got me manly mens clothes that make me look like a man. they don't suspect a thing.
>>42119895hey mine got me the same do you want to spread them out everywhere and wrestle maybe? it's ok if you don't i think there's also a showing of avatar in like 30 minutes if you just want to chill out. i can get you a soda but cant get one myself, it's like 3 hours i dont feel like wanting to have to pee
how do i cope with the fact that i will literally NEVER have the words "cute", "adorable", "beautiful" or "attractive" be used to describe me
2/4 :/
passoid scum
A lot of men's clothing. I'm sure I'll be wearing those SO much
>>42119921getting called cute and adorable doesn't mean anything, even rats get called cute and adorable
rats are often cute though
>>42119941>even rats get called cute and adorablehahaha yeah
i hope my family didnt get me any fag shit
they rose!! let’s fucking goooooo!!
>>42119909i love getting called cute. it’s the only way i can tolerate being male but i fear i will be too old soon
>>42119999quads of eternal humiliation for me
>>42120007sorry big dog if it makes you feel any better im super ugly and people only call me cute to get an easy hole
>>42119995yummerz
>>42120011nobody's ever displayed any interest in me
so is this just going to be like a bunch of sad posts all day? no fun allowed?
>>42120040have fun with your family normie
i'm holding the thread hostage using nothing but my moid rage and there's nothing you passoids can do about it
>>42120040did you expect anything different from /mmg/?
>>42120040is my cinnamon bun live-blogging considered sad?
>>42120050yes bc they arent for us
donkey kong country 3 is overhated and is actually a great game
>>42120040no i will be dropping by through out the day to start shit and gloat
>>42120060me to convince my crying cousin that the vintage game i got him is better than the labubu fortnite season pass
>>42120060i like dkc. i even like kiddy kong, but i do think you should have been able to swap out a few kongs
>>42120060I should play those games. I liked the 2nd yooka laylee game they made as a spiritual successor.
>>42120079nta but tropical freeze is great. the snes games are worth a look if you like retro platformers. nothing groundbreaking, but fine games. look kinda weird on a non-crt monitor
i like donkey kong 64 when the monkeys rape i mean rape i mean rap
while the buns are baking (375° F for 24-27 minutes) beat 4oz cream cheese on high until smooth and creamy
>>42120091what do you think lanky kongs penis looks like
j just dont think it’s fair that i have a huge head and ribcage and small hips and small shoulders and im fat and distended and wrong and big hands and feet and hairy and it’s all on christmas day and it’s all my fault. im a sad alcoholic old man and im racist
add 28g butter and beat until smooth and combined
>>42120093i'll beat 4oz of cream outta you
>>42120100probably normal. idk what are your thoughts
>>42120117long, skinny, a comically large bellend
>>42120075dixie kong made me trans gender
add 80g confectioners sugar & 1 teaspoon vanilla extract and beat until combined
>>42120124>bellendoh you're british i feel disgusting now. i need to take a bath please don't respond or i'll have to take another one and it'll be an all day thing can see your vision though
Merry Christmas n shit
fuck christmas
>>42120145shut up Scrooge
pretty good looking if i may brag
anyone seen rick?
>>42120190drink more water nonna, that color doesn't look too good
>>42120191did you hear he turned himself into a freaking PICKLE
NothingNothingjust an other Thursday
Merry Christmas fakemoders! Merry Christmas moggers! Merry Christmas shitposters! Merry Christmas schizophrenics, dogfuckers, and 19 year old twinkhons! Merry Christmas!
>>42120040Yes. What else would "people" like us have to talk about?
rosacea flare up right before going to the extended family christmas dinner ooof
>>42119583realest shit. i joined one once and literally couldn’t talk like i physically couldn’t make myself do it and then left
>>42120238that wouldn't matter to me because it always flares up when I drink alcohol or stay in a warm room or engage in any social situation
>>42120247hmm maybe that’s it i have been drinking heavilytho i will continue to drink heavily i’m drinking baileys rn
once again>the consequences of my actions ew wtf
>>42120253yeah alcohol is the second worst thing for me, after situations that upset me. I flush for hours afterwards when drinking
>>42120198i don’t cum on my cinnamon rolls!!!
I got nothing, but a few months ago I got a chance to work on a temporary job and got some money, gifted a swtich 2 and some games to my friend's family, love them a lot.
I wish I could have a normal job and live a normal life
>>42119301>qotti got the kindle that i asked for. im a happy girl
merry christmas homosexualssad for my mom this year since didn't get to visit :\
>>42120190can i have one
didnt get any presents because im alone should i drink to cope?
didnt get donut because im lazy should i eat cookie to cope
>>42120760sure
You better not be implying I live a normal life, I've sacrificed a lot to be here, live in a constant fear of being kicked out and I rarely get a chance to have some money, suffer constant abuse unless I let them step over me and do whatever they want with my time and space.I am not complaining tho, the reward makes enduring all the abuse worth it but I feel offended and I think it's an insult to all my efforts when you say I am living a normal life.
>>42119377do you have any interest in manmoders? otherwise you shouldn't be here
I would like to be objectified and fetishised by a chaser
to clarify: male chaser, preferably straight but bi is okay too
>>42121054I used to feel disgust at the idea of one actually being into my masculine but mildly estrogenised body, but now I don't see any other solution for me to get any sort of relationship so I just kinda accept the idea
my head hurtsmy soul hurtswhat a holiday!what cheer!I am nothing but an ant on a leaf in a sea of leaves in a sea of treesand i am slowly dying
manmoders dont get fetishized bz chasers the only reason he is here is because of the fakemoder infestation
>>42121064it could only work if he was bi
i fucking hate men
>>42121070he would love me for the person I would've been if I had been a youngshit not for the hon I am today>>42121092I'm fine with that
i love fucking men
>>42119301men hatefucking i
wonder how gonorrheamoder is
>>42121134>he would love me for the person I would've been if I had been a youngshit not for the hon I am todayyeah, but you didn't commit early enough so now you'll have to do with being treated like an object and not receiving any affection
grandma saw my a cups and called me fat
>>42121275tibby heh
>shit talk men in front of cishet women>some of them laugh, agree or don't say anything>shit talk men in front of hussies>they immediately act defensive and always say something along the lines of #notallmen or whataboutism about womenwhat causes this
>>42121298is this not pickme supplication
>>42121298having a heart
>>42121349the thing moids don't have? odd
>>42121288:( but im not fat
>say i enjoy having sex with men>OMG why are you defending men???bro i just like getting my dick sucked by big hairy dudes. if you don't like it that's fine
i wish all hussies a very political (bi) lesbianism
>>42121384why the defensiveness? I wasn't even talking about you
i wasn't talking about (You) either, schizo.
i was talking about everyone
it was for (Me) :)
this is a private conversation, sir.
private conversation between me and everyone :)!
>>42119301hello friends soon I stop repping from my detransition phase and take hrt again time to be a manmoder again:D
>>42121517hi what is your opinion on mcdouble sandwich
"manmoder" this general has turned to shit
>>42121517NICE TITS FAGGOT
men are like cockroaches to me lowk
>>42121536I'm gluten intolerant and can't eat it but back when I could for me, it's the mcchicken>>42121554im almost 30 and a decade (minus 3 years from detrans) on hrt, I dont look like that pic anymore im a fat disgusting 6 foot chud with a beard now
haha the mcchichen sauce !
>>42121558those were my pecs :/ I never grew tits (except now because I'm a fat chud)
do you own cow bikini perhaphs
im honestly still undecided on getting a mastectomy or ffs. the issue is i dont think i will ever pass so why would i get a feminine face it would be weird
>>42121576>almost 30whoa getting old >fathow fat ??>beardwhat were you thinkin>>42121615what dose and blocker did you take
>>42121615Estrogenized twinks without tits are hot af. Sadly you got dysphoria
>>42121639nta should i get a mastectomy? is hrtwink no breasts hotter than a manmoding woman
>>42121636merry christmas to you too
>>42121615soft feminine hands with a beautifulmoder stummy. 10/10
>>42121674Merry christmas :D can you tell me what i should do
you should get mfs
>>42121690maybe get yourself like a festive snack or a pastry or something
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71M0OMyr
my stomach is round
>>42121725everything is baking
>>42121638>>42121639yea im old, chopped, unc, whatever u kids sayI became an alcoholic substance abuser and stopped caring so I got fat0.18ml 20mg ev every 5 days for many years, started @ 18 or 19 I forget coz was harder to self med back then so doses were probably shit till I was 23women in my family are all flat as boardsin general I wasn't evee that feminine outside of being mistaken for a sooner but meh I was happier then than now so hrt it is :)>>42121687I guarantee ur too young to be saying this about a nearly 30 year old masculine man
>>42121756is it a boy or a moder?
>>42121759bitch you only three years older than me
>>42121759women be yapping
>>42121759mogs me
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVGlW1nv
>>42121638>beard>what were you thinkinI thought if I had one itd force the trans thoughts sway and it did for a bit but they came back so I'm just gonna get on hrt forever nowI'm so fucking fat and huge now holy shit someone kill me with a cattle gun like the fat cow I am
>>42121828put on the cowbikinialsomogs me
>>42121759>>42121828hope you enjoy the attention at the cost of dragging this general further down to bmg level
>>42121828punching with great force
>>42121759i think your dose mightv been low did you get levels drawn?i started at 34 so imo youre but a youth>>42121828ya dysphoria doesn't seem to work like that but i sure tried to rep a long time so no hate>fatnah dawg im fat tho fr
>hope you enjoy the attention>t. namefag
its not even tummy tuesday
>>42121847put on the cowbikinialsomogs me>>42121857please put on the cowbikini
lia what do you say you do here
>>42121866buy me one and it will be considered
>>42121882sent
>>42121879farming attention like the rest of the passoidsthis gen will die because of them but whatever
/emg/ in 2026
>>42121847why are yoj here? it’s just mean
>>42121887thsnks im buying donuts instead
>>42121911buy a mcdouble plase
washing my bras day
>>42121912closed today, fakefan
no more (You)s only reply to the thread never to another post.
>>42121932open in my country :(
>>42121934ok
>>42121835for what?? I grew no titties after many years of hrt anyway>>42121847ye ny levels were always good if not high even (actually high not doctor hondose high) I do smoke a lot like a pack a day back then lol so maybe that's why if the nicotine fud is realI think it's just genetics, all women in my family don't really have boobs>34u look really pretty, proof anything after 18 is genetics coz I started way earlier I like ur tattoo no way ur fat either shut up you know you're not also I have hip dips so I'm ngmi but that's ok :) ive seen detrans repressing now and I'll take full blown hon moding of this anymore even if my career will suffer a bit
lowk wild to me some of you don't own bras
>>42121934its best to just leave and let it turn to bmg they will leave too when that happens because bmg is ass
>>42121955>for what?? I grew no titties after many years of hrt anywaythat does not matter in any way please put it on
i hate fakemoders more than anythjng else in the world
no true moder fallacy
why dont you like your mouth?
>>42121990why do you hate your sisters
>>42122000because my sisters are being rude and mogging me all the time
my """sisters""" hate me
i dont look like a woman and i csnt piss right anymore i hate myself so much. MERRY CHRISTMAS oh dear god pleade get me out of this torture simulation
>>42121976do you actually know me from old 4chan posts coz I genuinely did have pics in a cow bikini frpm 6 years ago and it's weirding me out
>>42122031please do not ask unnecessary questionsit is imperative you put on the cowkini
>>42121759pretty sure that’s a low dose. i use the same volume & timing but at double the concentration
big thighs and big ass but I still look like a man, what's the point
iwnba thicc moder
>>42121866no cowkini i wear board shorts etc>>42121879>>42121905trying to enjoy mtf bonding on chrimmis day in the absence of family :\>>42121955should swap to vape or gum anon smoking is genuinely really bad for troons it'll give you a dvt event>careerdesu since trooning my career hasnt changed but i'm only out to my immediate boss and im 100% wfh so i can get away with not having doc changes or anythingfeels like SHIT to be deadnamed all day every day though jesus>>42122082brap
relatively big thighs but incredibly big calves. being autistic ruined my transition in some incredibly silly ways
the inly things i got from estrogen were big thighs and cones
mogs mei got nothing
you make me sad because you look like a woman and im stuck looking like a man. every social media platform is full of trans women who pass or are hot or both. this gen is for men like me and yet here you are.
please can anyone get a cowbikini or a bunnysuit please
I need srs or at least orchi :/
>>42122043hm>>42122074really? hm ok ill look in to it>>42122114yea I vape now but theyre annoying to get in Australia, I'll probably just swap to zyns but I like the ritual of smoking on my balcony>careeri travel a lot to Muslim countries (UAE, dubai, Indonesia, few others) for client interactions so being even openly gay hurts career but im sick of hiding everything for a dumb job but I need the money for surgeries or a houseany1 that says I mog is retarded btw my midface is unbelievably long, I have small lips and a short upturned button nose so my entire lower third looks insanely unpassable, also I'm nearly a decade total on hrt and do not pass at all ever
male stomach picturesorry i know i am fatand maleand fatplease get mad at me
>>42122213fuck I didn't mean to post that image
please dont use rur phone in the tub it stresses me out
>>42122213>uae dubai etcid straight up quit that's way too spoogie can't take that heat at all
merry Christmas, manmoders! her highness is almost done feasting, gift updates will be posted soon! <3
>>42122176OK damn im sorry for shitting you the thread btw i finally decides tonight to stop repressing and retransition so I needed a lot of attention
"mogs me" and it's a mid twink lol are you guys landwhales or something
>>42122331this is not bikini..but thank you anone !! >>42122337i am bucket bottom twink
>>42122176if someone buys me one and pays me i’d endure the humiliation
>>42122347it costs like 10 usd tops :c
>>42122337unironically yes :/
>>42122337I think people are just being nice because they can tell I'm having a breakdown
>>42122337do you not understand what this gen is for?
this gen is for mcdouble discussion
>>42122353there’s no way either is $10 unless it’s made of plastic by factories with suicide nets paying their employees in grains of sand
>>42122337im not 100 kilos but i might as well be since im over 60kg as a male
>>42122387do you really expect trannies and attentionwhores to pay money for real fabrics?
>>42122413you make a good point. doesn’t mean i want to waste $10 on either getting made fun of or jerked off to
>>42122337i legitimately have a massive ribcage and no hips and im fat and exceptionally ugly
>>42122365dang 6 months from gobless abomination modei should make more of the time i have left..need to hold elfi tight
buying my fair trade artisanal ahimsa silk cowkini dyed with logwood to avoid contributing to the petroleum industry
>>42122472it's not about contributing to any industry it's about respecting your soul enough to not wear literal plastic
>>42122441nta but you DONT want to get jerked off to?
>>42121847transbian build>>42121517gay sex with this man right here
>>42122493not particularly, no
>>42122465>almost 40heyyyyy haha :) do u fw hondosed substance abusing bpd detransitioners with major mummy issues ;)
>>42122493nta but no
>>42122465you're 39? zamn
>>42122506>>42122512this is news to me. if i posted cowkini pics id want everyone to stop what they were doing and go to town for a bit
>>42122548why do you have so much confidence as a supposed manmoder?
>>42122556oh is it a confidence thing? i assumed that some people just felt inexplicably violated or something if people jerk off to their pictures. also idk.
if only there was a word kind of like confidence but with a different letter at the start. then we could answer this
i wish i were a fakemoder
anyone wanna fall asleep on call tonight
>>42122511im gettin married soon sry fren but we belieb in you>>42122516yep its ogre
>>42122578that word would not be fitting
>>42122353im mid but I'll do anything for attention and have too much disposable income which of these two do you like more ill even buy pigtail wig if u really want
kinda gives me an ego boost if someone blows their load to me
nu uh i got the monopoly in posting in cowkini w mcdouble
>>42122596>im gettin married soon sry fren but we belieb in youdamn i was gonna make a joke and call u mummy or something when you said no but that's genuinely hopefuel, i hope ur wedding day is everything you ever wanted and your marriage is long and happy
I've never posted pictures of myself for anyone to jerk off to because I was irredeemably masucline and ugly in my early teens because I am not a fakemoder
i just think cowkinis are neat,..>>42122603the bodysuits usually come in one-size and might be too small if ur asian. pls get the horns and ears too, also pls get a choker with a bell i forgot to get it myself and a tail if u could..
>>42122603short skirt please
>>42122638*not asian>>42122621uhh no i also like mcdoubles also pls post if you have cowkini
amazing christmas dinner just had a bump of mephedrone for an apertif merry christmas moders
>>42122610post a picture and ill ego boost you right on up right now
i wore a suit to my wedding
i wore cowkini to a friend's weddding
I'm a big guy
i got high and touched my boobs at my friend's wedding
>>42122638greedy,,>>42122643okkill probably regret this purchase when my manic episode ends
i fucked the bride at the afterparty of my dads wedding
>>42122675for you
i was the dad (was wearing cow bikini)
okay actually though if i could never ever possibly look like a woman or even a tranny then i should just get the mastectomy and call it a day, right? im a man
i look agamp as fuck. scythian enaree ancestry.
>>42121657Idk what is your goal? Wanna be most attractive to men or women who are into androgynous femboys? Then sure, tits may be off putting for many of them.If you wanna to feminize as much as possible even though you don't wanna present as a hon in public, I would say you should get yourself a partner whose fine with you being trans and treats you like the girl you are while not having an issue with you male presenting in public
>>42122703did you have a pastry yet
im the slinch
>>42122719is getting ffs with a man body a bad idea?
autistic german foid save me
>>42122741do you have dysphoria about your face??
genuinely, how do you tell moobs and actual breast tissue apart?