How do I *really* get a sexy witch who lives in a cabin in the woods to be my wife?
>>42120938I'm desperate here you guys...
>>42120938they don’t exist, grow up ;-;
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>>42120938i have searched for this information all my life and the answer seems to be marry a schizophrenic with generational wealth
>>42120938its easy if you're a delictable little shota you just wander into the woods after a fight with your abusive parents and she gets all sad for you. lets you in gives you a hot drink. says she will be right back to take care of something. she blows up your parents house with them inside it and comes back saying you can stay with her now she's arranged for you to stay away from your mean old folks. after a time staying with her and enjoying her stories, brews, and company, she tells you she has run dry of an important ingredient for her potions. Vril. You can help with this though. All we have to do is tug at your shota cock until something white comes out. So she does so and you experience feelings you never wanna stop experiencing. And then you cum and she collects it and says thank you for the wonderful sample. This becomes a routine and eventually escalates into full on sex. she gets obsessed with your tiny body and in the heat of the moment says she will marry you. sexy witch wifed, easy.
>>42122428Sadly I am of ageHowever I've fantasized about a scenario like this way too many times. It's crazy to see someone else put it out there, wtf.
>>42122428what if i’m an overgrown 21 year old shota?
>>42122428>pedophile posting
>>42122569Misato-san is….not like us?
>>42122531very sad. yes. I love witch x shota. especially if the witch has a penis but I left that out of this... cause the thread didn't mention trannies and I'd hate to impose. >>42122536you're an adult man nina pls fuck off>>42122569cry about it. yes im a pedophile tranny.
>>42122587HALE NAHH BRUHHTS LOWKEY DIDDY EPSTEIN AHH ACTIVITYAYE I'M TRIPPIN I'M SLIDIN I'M RIDIN THRU THE BACK LIKE UH!MUSTARD, LICK MY FEET HO!
>>42122612>pls fuck offsorry, friend!
>>42122612Thank you, I dislike the idea of a dicked witch. They're too feminine for it.
>>42122636its ok i just am tired of adults larping as shotas online. especially the ftms "trust me i look 12 irl" and then at most they look 15 like fuck off ur not a shota leave me alone.
>>42122612>>42122644Snatched your ip with a sniffer and sent an anonymous request for authorities to investigate suspicions of pedophiliac behavior. Hope you don’t have terabytes of incriminating evidence easily available for them to prosecute you with. Enjoy the holidays you nonce :)
>>42123122Howd'ya do that?
how do i become a sexy witch who lives in a cabin in the woods
>>42123538Well, for starters, how about going to live in one? And also getting big tits
>>42123556how do i do those things
>>42123573Eating and hoping you have good fat distributionAs for living somewhere else... well I dunno, I'm a NEET
>>42123556>Well, for starters, how about going to live in one? besides my lack of outdoors survival skills i don't know how to become a witch with big natural tits
I assume that you are a transbian?You will be used as a male sacrifice in some ritual.
>>42123595>Eatinggot that part down>hoping you have good fat distributionwell there goes that dream
>>42123695enby>>42123710>>42123682Damnnn... damn. Damn. Fuck fuck fuck!!!
>>42123783>enbySo an AMAB gynephile? I am surprised you didn't claim to be bi or pan too. Just be proud of being a transbian.
>>42123913
how do i find a witch who can brew me a potion that makes me a bad bitch with a fat ass and big tits
