festive editionlast pee >>42118590
i just had to uninstall a bunch of crap for wuwa's update QQ i randomly got gyaru. i wasn't really trying but figured she's exploration power creep with those roller blades.
oh daddy im squirting daddy
schizo moms make their sons end up in dark places (gacha games)
gaygen is too gay gay needs to be more cute gay
>>42121330lol (twitched)
>>42121335so true, homeschooling should be illegal
schizo moms make their sons end up in dark places (trannyism)
what if the bottom squeaks while he's being topped, what does that mean
How i can convince you people I'm realAlready i posted hole, pole, soles like a nasty whore
>>42121370s
well my mom isnt schizo so idk whos the dig for
>>42121370he’s a faggot
*shudders*
Ftms were mean to me and I'm transphobic now
>>42121373have your imaginary bf post your obituary and i'll believe you
>>42121392not everything is about you, fattie, lmao
>>42121399imagine caring about anything w*men say or think LMAO
>>42121399this is a post for h.p.a.r.!
i wokeup in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, and still. no bf.
>>42121399as soon as you care about anything a bitch thinks you’ve lost
>parodies my post>this has absolutely nothing to do with you fatso!!!okay anyway
What are you fags doing for Christmas?I'm going to see my mom and my dad and my sister this weekend since I had to work yesterday and tomorrow.So today I'm just smoking weed and playing video games, there's a Chinese restaurant nearby that's open because they don't celebrate Christmas so I think I'll go get some garlic shrimp, lo mein and an egg roll later.
schizo moms make their sons end up in dark places (obesity)
>>42121287so do people wear jeans and shoes at home?
my insides need to be filled with cum
schizo moms make their sons end up in dark places (Poland)
>>42121425post a video of you making that fat ass clap im tired of reading your thoughts
>>42121426i'm cleaning cause the guy i'm dating is coming over tomorrow to milk me
>>42121287they're all dressed so plain and not festive enough
>>42121438Jeans sometimesAnyone who wears shoes in their home is an actual fucking Patrick Bateman psycho though.
>>42121438Am*r*c*ns do
>>42121454oh ur tired okay ill go then
>>42121456AIposters fuck OFF this boy doesn't exist.
Fit Santa is as weird and offputting as black Santa desu
I never make a sound when I am getting rammeduwu
>>42121410>>42121424I agree now that I'm transphobic>>42121422What's that
>>42121463>Jeans sometimeswhy? there have to be more comfortable pants, if you choose to wear pants at home>>42121467i've never been in one of their homes
all I want for christmas is to see mr pancakes completely naked full frontal and videos of him naked please
i feel like my bf needs written instructions on how to have sex with a bottom, like "grab here", "squeeze gently", and "insert penis". a real foolproof guide for virgins especially
>>42121492its not about comfort, some cloths just feel proper for a time
>>42121400You rtards think im a robot? Beep boop boop beep piss boop beep red pandas bzzzt beep blyat booooop
>>42121426i aint no fag
>>42121502maybe he just doesn’t give a shit what you want
>>42121515piss off, straggot
>>42121502what if you learned to communicate
>>42121438Ew jeans aren't cozy at all
bottoms who feel at ease in a nice pair of panties
>>42121512oh hells nawls..did u just call me a bitch in russian..
>>42121502Tranny Tammy checking in
>>42121532flop it out then...
>>42121540Idk I'm Amerikkkan
>>42121532be cozier without the pants
>>42121539who purchased said panties? because i sure dont have any..
>>42121532what are you watching?
naur
This is how timur learns the alphabet
do you think tops get-off to watching bottoms pleasuring themselves with dildos?
Z is for Urba
>>42121618My bf would love see me play with dildos but I don't like toys
>>42121632P is for Penguin is your fursona
>>42121618yes, get riding
>>42121618Yes but if the dildo is black i drop
i wanna show a guy how i cum handsfree, like a lapdance show, except i aint dancin
>>42121578I have to be considerate of my roommate and the heating costs during winter months sadly unu>>42121552No :x>>42121588I think that was the screen saver, I was taking my switch apart not watching TV
I will go away soon
>>42121618Yes, but I need a leash to control how fast he gets ride it sis. I need to control when he cums.
>>42121481is this an autistic trait
>>42121662hot
When I was at highschool I had a gay classmate that was afraid of dogs. This lead me to believe that all gays are afraid of dogs.
>>42121651Yeah
>>42121653yes, honey. as you wish..
>>42121618well i watch porn and some guys do it well but i don't think i would care irl
>>42121679Don't kys
>>42121686No I am just like a stoic philosopher
>watch videos titled "tight twink takes huge cock" and "twink gets fucked hard">twink makes no noises at allFucking boring, disappointing blown out faggots
>>42121694is this premise to you knitting?
>>42121668>my roommatea guy?ps: take me apart
>>42121705I never will or want to
>>42121704it's not porn stupid, you can get right up in there with your face and look at every little detail
Maybe I should just download grindr again to test it. What could go wrong?
>>42121710feel the same when tops are all quiet and stonefaced. boooring
>>42121724Does this ever go well for anyone?
>>42121724why would i watch someone pleasure themselves when we could pleasure each other
>>42121704I think it looks boring in porn honestly. But it might be different if he knows I'm watching him whore himself.
>>42121749because it's supposed to be fungeez
>>42121760Nta but sounds dumb
>>42121760that's stupid
>>42121749Some of us enjoy delayed gratification sis. I know it's rare for gat men.
>>42121532i forgot carpet existed until now it's really something that should have died in the 80s
what if i wear panties during sex, like pull the string to the side to slide dick in, but keep panties on?
>>42121738I'm OK with it. I just need to hear and see bottom in discomfort and pleasure Vocal tops is very hot though
>>42121753it works for me sometimes. i prefer solo vids most times and a lot of older porn had good dildo fucking. nowadays everybody is looking into the camera so i don't watch porn anymor
>>42121753I love watching solo dildo stuff
My dick isn't that big so I use dildos or other men to compensate for fucking my bottom. :/
>>42121618only in porn
>>42121780hate it, panties need to be down but above knees
>>42121772cool, that sounds stupid>>42121780instant turn off
Never understood how people enjoy solo vids. Gay or straight butThen again I cum to piss fetish.
i might be gay. idk, need to double check to . to be sure
>>42121780hot if fem
>>42121780hot
>skinny skeleton boys topping hairy muscle daddies bb
>>42121810someone making vids for you to cum to is hot
grrr >.<
>>42121810jœj
>>42121829Can't relate
>>42121820u wish, fattie
>>42121810Yeah. For me there has to be some power dynamic or uncertainty where one man has to follow another man's lead. It's boring if you get to control your source of pleasure, you have to let go and let someone else control it.
>>42121850uh huh
>>42121850Yes
suck my dick like a good bf
I just like listening to cute bottoms moan while they pleasure themselves and cum
>>42121848You can see all my ribs >_>
>>42121890Freak
>>42121895post pole
>>42121895I can't see them you forgot to attach pic
>>42121890Bottoms shouldn't be allowed to pleasure themselves without their top's permission.
>>42121923what if my bf isnt here and im really horny
>>42121883you would cry
>>42121923its the other way around acshually, soft limp d tops bad, pent up 3 min action best
So how was yall Christmas. Mine was okay with the christamas-y food and people and presents
>>42121933You hold onto that horniess until he comes home and let's you release it. Good boys listen to their man and save their loads for their top to release.
>>42121940tears of joy
>>42121963loooooldress up, psycho s
>>42121963>Same height as a girlOoh lala chica
>>42121963You look like you didn't want to be there.
>>42121923this is a gay mental illness activity, I have bi mental illness i'm too lazy for those games just look cute and ride the dildo
>>42121998I like to play my games during the sex, not before it like bisexuals do.
Drunk part 2No one me that southern comfort is sooo good>>42121923STRONGKY AGREE
a bottom will fuck you over any time every day
>>42122044I am diehard loyal bottom/person
>>42122044over what?
>>42122024lol like i said, different mental illness
Bottoms block me as soon as they find out I'm on benefits
>>42122054they don’t need a reason they can invent them out of nothing
Bottoms not like to think for ourselves we broken and traumatized or some simply no backbone like marnia and delta, so, we need structure and rough like military but too mental broken for military
>>42122085who are they
>>42122101bottoms who do you think we’re talking about
???????????????i am not scoffing@ red pandas
>>42122110we are talking about your shitpost retardation cause the movie is not holding my attention
i took my top's anal virginity and now he's acting distant :/i didn't even verbally degrade him while doing it so like idk wat i did wrong
>>42122147No hairMay swell take frosting from the cakr
>>42122095I was raised in a strict Confucian family, so I'm well aware of how structures of hierarchy work and the discipline necessary to navigate it. I can provide the framework for you to obey and follow my lead as I guide you into your subservient role.
Nah
confucius say, anon is gay
>>42122178squeak
>>42122147aianon, remove the hair from his head, eye brows everything
>>42122147Face the wall sis. While I paint that ass.
>>42122139maybe it was bad
ah yes. the original definition of gore, an animal killing a human... so iconique and yet not given enough study or attention..
*smacks lips*
>>42122178I consider myself more of a Daoist these days, but I still remember the lessons of my confucian past.
what are you listening to?
>>42122228top grunts.mp3 (bass boosted)
Imagine nier automata, but for gay people
i said i smacked my lips
>>42122228https://youtu.be/V_obQ1C5H6Y
>>42122202if it was bad then why did he cum twice?
im cutting down on my drinkingare you prowod of me?
>>42122289why would i be?
>>42122280it was too good, you're the top now
>>42122295uh whatever doodhis dick is still bigger than mine
my dick gets bigger, cause i'm a crazy nibber
>>42122280handsfree?
>>42121985She is closer to the camera lol. That's my sister. She is 1,58 m and I'm 1,63 m.
>>42122294I'm twying to impwuve myswelf owo
>>42122307it's over, he's your bitch
>>42122318my dick gets nigger, cause I'm a crazy bibba
>>42122325I'm 193 cm. You and your sister should crawl on me like puppies
>>42122170I don't really obey without physically handleing
I'm a rough top >:3
>>42122362you're a cocksucker
>>42122342how and why would that make me proud?
femboys farting
>>42122362I thought u had ed
>>42122380yes I am but I also fuck sometimes >>42122430no I have actually been really horny and masturbating a lot recently
>>42122419have you seen how an asshole ring moves in superslowmo while flatulating?
>>42122443no and i hope never to
obedience is beautiful
>>42122443I have seen how an asshole ring moves in superslowmo while getting stretched to its limits by a big pp
>>42122454post link
>>42122451stfu
Do you like southern comfort?
Where's haribo
>>42122479I like penises :3
I think I look better in the less detailed phone camera my sister has, my phone camera just take pictures that are too crisps and I don't look that great >>42121977I'm dress up like shogo makishima from pshyco pass fr fr>>42121987I didn't mind. I don't smile in pictures ti creases your face that is why models almost never smile on pictures. My family was smiling and they look less pretty
they're all into subservience and obedience until you say they must lose 25lbs
>>42122501You look evil...
they're all into domination and cnc until you say they must gain 3 inches
If only having a skinny waistline was enough
>>42122501you look sickly
>>42122509I can do it in 25 weeks.>>42122523We have dildos for that.
>>42122517he is a sad little boyman
>>42122528he's dying of cystic fibrosis, so it's probably not funny, but nontheless true
>>42122228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkHylBiPyQ
>>42122501You smile for big cocks, but not for Christmas. Shame on you sis.
>>42122517How? Is it my hair? I remeber saying I look like Satan at my Christian school at the restroom. Because of my dark hair and my pale skin.He was older so I kicked him in the balls and then run without saying anything. Im glad he wasent a snitch because I didn't got in any trouble.>>42122528Well my medical exams look pretty great in comparison to last year and I can do pretty much anything a normal person can do.Why do I look sick. Is it my skin or my eyes or something else?
>>42122479I like a good time
>>42122550shut up. he's fine. he just looks pale
>>42122573I don't smile for big cocks. If I did then the big cock will say I don't look pretty enough and not put it in my mouth
if bideo gaem had a canon as in legendary bideo gaem that every bideo gaemer should know &study id say:galagatekkenwarcraft 3
>>42122583no he's not bitch, take a look at the archive
>>42122577>Is it my skin or my eyesboth
>>42122541>We
>>42122580It's so goodWhy gg never talks to me anymore
>>42122591you're brazillian right? if you die can I have your modded ps2?
dead man knives out could have been good tmbut its too long and gets weary as it drags onits pretty good when it starts, there are jokes, good direction, its snappy, good writtingbut going on and on and on is not a virtue as every bottom will tell uits 2:11 and thats 20 min too much20 min is a lot of timethose misdirection are not interesting, they are boring...i guess its technically 3/5 ok but really its 2 cause i stopped paying attention...netflix continues its unbeaten streak of producing garbage and never making anything goodbye
unburden my hole of worries
>>42122439wow how did you cure yourself?
>>42122661We just need 1 AI movie to make a hit and Netflix is donezo.
>>42122682I just made up a bunch of stuff for teh lulz because I am a funny guy like that uwu
>>42122639I'm not Brazilian, also I'm not going to die. Also every ps2 here is modded so that you can play pirated games. If you're on Brazil idk how you wouldn't be able to get one of those
>>42122704i'm so horny
>>42122691holy retardo...
>>42122698*GASP* I bet you don't even blow old men for cigarette money!
>>42122661I disagree the movie was a reasonable length, never felt bored.If anything they could have given a couple of the characters more attention, like that wheelchair chick, camera made her seem a lot more important than the script did.Definitely liked it more than Glass Onion, slightly less than the original Knives Out.
>>42122704mixing my cum with his and smearing it all over his abdomen
me so hornyme love you long time
>>42122704daddy put that away. we're going to church.
>>42122720>anything they could have given a couple of the characters more attention, thats insanewhats the fucking point?she should have been cut like the rest of them irrelevant moving piecesits just moronic? they cite great mystery crime books and guess what? they dont have garbage throwaway charactershaven seen the glass onion, seen the original, dint remember much, was meh, probably ok
>>42122723make it wink for me
i am NOT regarding red pandas as raccoonsi am NOT ignoring the difference between their paws/hands
One day I master cartoonsy style
>>42122746Smarter then shiza
https://youtu.be/9mkMkEHKGH4
ok. DO NOT. wear family clothes heirlooms. like none of them.
>>42122728you need to punish daddy for being horny and obscene
>>42122769DO NOT wear clothing family heirlooms*
>tfw got high but too high so now I have to wait to come down before I can drive
>tfw got high but too high so now the voices start telling me things I don't want to hear
