"I must sit to pee at home while pre-op as part of being fembrained" is jeepery

>>42133679
It's just more comfortable and less gross

>me standing and spraying piss all over means I'm a trutrans
Delusional cope

i don't want my enormous turgid member to touch the toilet bowl thanks

>>42133660
i always sit to pee at home bc i cannot aim
i only recently realised that when a man does that it's seen as feminine

>>42133758
No dick is that big soft. You're making excuses. And if it were the case, you can squat over the bowl to still reduce the spray, and keep the bowl clean, which is also acceptable in the typology

>>42133660
i sit at home mostly because i do not have a pp
i think the pee on the seat is mostly from these hovering idiots

>>42133758
Yeah I just measured sitting at a bowl, its 12 inches to the bottom, and the bowl is 6 inches in front of your dick. Your penis is not 6 inches girth 12 inches length while soft lying spray piss hon

i stood to pee until my prostate got weird and i had to start sitting. real afabs would all stand to pee if they had the ability so having a preference that isnt related to your actual abilities is the real agp/hsts test

>>42133660
thankyou for calling me trutrans

>>42133848
No women would not stand to pee if they could because its fucking gross and sprays piss everywhere COPING HON

>>42133660
thanks for calling me trutrans, I guess
I don't even remember last time I peed standing.
I also don't think it's inherently fembrained to pee while sitting, but whatever.

>>42133985
Im just trying to shame standpisshons because I went to someone's house and their toilet was absolutely fucking disgusting caked with piss

>>42133991
It's a matter of education and respect for one's own home.
My husband standpisses and somehow the bathroom isn't caked with piss.
I still laugh at being called trutrans over something so mundane lol

>>42133660
Retarded nonsense
If cis woman could stand while peeing, they absolutely would.
>inb4 faketroon
call a cop hon

>>42134026
I'm glad my absurdist shitposting amuses you. You appreciate real art.

>>42133836
what if i sit down while hard

i just don't want the fucking toilet bacteria on my gock thanks

>>42134047
Coping piss encrusted pisshon delusions

>>42134052
>what if i sit down while hard
You haven't been on HRT enough, clearly.

>i just don't want the fucking toilet bacteria on my gock thanks
Imagine not having a foreskin.

>>42134062
true nonetheless
leave discord + ask cis women irl

i thought trans girls had little tiny pps that are not capable of getting hard

>>42134090
Cis women wouldn't get piss all over the seats because they are keenly aware of how disgusting it is and regularly complain about it. You'd know if you talk to women hon

>>42134096
you think wrong

>>42134102
If you weren't turbospastic you'd know it's actually super easy to not splash your piss around when you pee standing up

>>42134096
>>42134105
only agp get significant shrinkage and loss of function
hsts can still get it up at will

>>42134116
And yet public toilets + friends toilets who stand piss are regularly encrusted with piss. Curious that

>>42134116
as a girl who lives alone why is it that there is never pee on my toilet seat unless i've recently had boys over??

>>42134116
Read my OP retard
"+ can't be bothered to keep your seat clean"

If you're a standpisshon but you at least keep your toilet bowl clean, I'm suspicious, but you are allowed in the trutrans caste. You're on thin ice for defending the disgusting behavior of standpissers at large though, repent or you're faketrans

I stand for purely mechanical reasons. My flaccid dick is the perfect size that it slips right in between the seat and bowl like 15% of the time and I end up spraying all over my legs.
I am non binary and even I just wanna sit so fucking bad

>>42134074
i've been on it for 1 year and 1 month i just goon a lot

>>42134121
I lost like half my length but I can still get it up :/

>>42134554
my name is monika as well wtf

how did you choose your name can i have it as a trip too

>>42134541
So you haven't been on it for long.
I've been on it for 10 years. I can still get hard, of course. But spontaneous erections and morning woods are long a thing of the past. Which brings me immense joy, actually.

>>42134973
Omg are you hot?

>>42135044
For my boyfriend, yes. I don't need or want to be hot for the whole internet tho.

my normie gay guy friend hung out with me and my bricky transbian friend, and he later mentioned to me that he had heard her taking a giant piss standing up and thought it was weird. people do notice and i srsly hope you guys aren't doing that in public bathrooms around cis women.

trutrans and also an indicator of a person that cleans their fucking toilet

god forbid a tgirl piss the stains off her shit stained toilet bowl with her magnum dong

>>42133694
>me standing and spraying piss all over means I'm a trutrans
thats why you piss in the sink retard literal zero spray or mess its point blank

>>42133873
>women are these majestic creatures that are always clean and never value comfort
peak agp right here frame this reply and send it to ray blanchard please