>>42135510What's your New Year's resolution?
>>42138466My new years resolution is to stop doing evil in my life because I feel its hurting my spirit uwu
Rizzing tops makes me so shy I get a boner from being embarrassed and it causes a visious cycle until I have to run away to cry and throw up
I actually can not stop doing evil like I ate two pies yesterday that shit is diabolical
>>42138499hot
>>42138499post hole
>guys messages me on insta>hi cutie, long time no see>sure handsome how have you been doing>oh I thought you would have forgotten me by now>now I would never forget such a handsome guy like youSooo I have no idea who this bitch is but he looks fine in his profile Pic lol
>>42138502Did you mean 2 slices lol?
>>42138466Stop drinking alcohol >>42138243>>42138257You and I are the same weight but you have stretch marks
>>42138521Because I used to be skinny ive never been this fat before...
Would you fuck Timur?
>>42138538Do you have nudes from that era
>>42138538How did you gain that much weight in a short period of time?
>>42138544meh
>>42138511Picrel>>42138514Once you tell a lie you have to keep making it bigger samael unu
>>42138544if he's in his 40's and dressing like that still, hell no
>>42138561I'm sure we will stop talking like in a day or so so it isn't that big of a deal
O_o
I'm going to dress like this. That's my ny res
>>42138466So I’ve been on a few dates with this guy, he’s a few years older than me, he’s kinda buff. Ive initiated like all our dates and he never really shows a lot of interest in me, like after our dates I’ll say I had a good time and he’ll say he did too but basically he’ll just return whatever compliment I give him. I think he could be a little autistic because he is really super focused on this one interest of his, it’s his job and his main hobby and we talk about it like 60% of the time we’re together. Idk what to do bc I want to north on his pole but I also don’t want to feel like a failure who can’t even get a bald older man to chase after him
fathers are confusing
>>42138562It wasn't a phase, he's dead ass emo
>>42138562He looks young for his age
>>42138576Imagine not following your heart and fucking him, sis.You're cucking your own self unu
>>42138466>qottideally get a bf and stop being a khhv, realistically ride my bike to work more since i got a new one as a christmas gift
one of you dumb twinks needs to let haribo split you in two
>>42138576can't you just communicate these things to him next time you see him? what do you have to lose?
>>42138466Get back down to sub 190 lbs by summer
>>42138606Everybody desires haribo
>>42138610Isn’t that crazy though, to be like ermmm do you even like me??? After a few weeks
>>42138411No but he does bjj>>42138464I guess we just have different types then...
Girls you would fuck.
I think I should just find a tranny girlfriend at this point. None of the guys are Grindr are hitting me up. Maybe I can find one with a huge wang I can gorge my mouth on.
>>42138634Cool bjj is the foundation of mma, with striking/boxing/kickboxing training added. Respect him now. What's his belt status?
>>42138637not into that much muscle
>>42138637no
>>42138647Follow your passion
I want to be attractive and healthy finally in my life and spend less money. That's it.
>>42138630he’s looking to crack faggy twinks so if that describes you hit him up
>>42138632I mean it's very weird that it's been weeks and you've showed no physical attraction to each other by kissing or having sex... he must be dealing with sexual trauma or something.
>>42138606Haribo? Like a fucking gummy bear? . Who are all of these people you guys keep talking about. I have never seen one of these names post in this thread
>>42138661>Follow your passionIt's the allurement of the tranny that gets me. Like, what does HRT do to the penis down there? Is their wangs bigger than mine? What is the neovagina like? Like I've fucked cis girls vagaina's and eaten them out, but the tranny is like a rare Pokemon for me to caught.
i said twinks not sassy latinx housekeepers
>>42138692calm down slayer
>>42138606Unfortunately the atlantic is in the way :c
>>42138669I don't want him to fuck me
I hate you all more than you'll ever know
>>42138701I've had 9.25 inch BBC in my mouth and ass. So yea I'm a bit of a slayer in that sense.
>>42138648Black belt since 2024
>>42138717So gross man
And I was replying in hopes of an answer, not just someone spewing retardation. Specially of someone who is poor. You faggots would love to marry me for my money. But my mom has always told me to sign a prenup. There is a reason she did that with me dad as well
>Bisexuals
>>42138692Idk man i have no curiosity about it. I did my research and most of them are bisexual leaning towards straight and want to date each other or women. They also have BPD and high body counts and I'm not trying to collect std from them>>42138701You think about me way too much
>>42138726>So gross manyou jelly? It was so huge. I couldn't even fit the whole thing in my mouth or asshole.
>>42138466It's due time I pick up the weights. Other than that a stable well-paid job would be nice.This year I killed most of my bad habits and stuck to most of my resolutions.
why does this fat little toad keep bragging about someone else’s money lmfao
>>42138739What bad habits?>>42138733You can have all the blacks to yourself
>>42138602>>42138677Ok I guess I’ll assume he’s afraid/nervous and give him a second chance
>>42138731Being bisexual is divine. We are the gods of sexuality. I can have a wife, kids, all while having various lovers come to my bedroom as my wife helps us in a threesome.I think gay men who don't at least artificially inseminate a women are losers who are giving up their generation.
Is that faggot That is too afraid to reply not know how inheritance work. Do you think my grandpa didn't inherit my mom his money or what?
>>42138732I'm watching this shemale porn where she fucks this one guy in the ass. It's so hot.
Samael means "blind god" fyi
>>42138721Wow so yeah he's a badass then>>42138729i want to marry you for your thick ass and horny hole not $$
the turd world mind is inscrutable but i guess that’s why they live in huts made from shit
>>42138771You're already a chaser. I tried to train myself to like trannies but i felt lukewarm about it, and wanted cis guys.
>>42138759>I can have a wife, kidsAnd how old are you? How much do you make? What's your dating history? You are posing hypotheticals. But "could" implies probability.
>my grandfather did something aren’t you impressed with me?!is why the third world is the third world
>>42138748Doomscrolling and casual sex were the most prominent. I also cut off the booze and weed but those were mostly just me coping with stuff I got over with
>>42138773The Hebrew word that Sam in Hebrew means either severity, venom or blindness. And the most common interpreting of the name samael is Poison of God. As the enemy of God. Not blind God. El means God in Hebrew
>>42138784I want to do martial arts but everything is expensive..
>>42138825I'm sure your idol Mr Trump make his small fortune himself. Hahaha you fucking retard racist
>>42138802>You're already a chaser. I tried to train myself to like trannies but i felt lukewarm about it, and wanted cis guys.I'm a dam near mix of everything at this point. I bottomed for cis female bodybuilders, but even one time I was with one and she told me to fuck her ass and I did. So I can even top. I've had sex with guys, always bottom.\all of a sudden I got a lust for muscular trannies, their tits flapping as they cornhole me. But the neovagina remains more or less my last unconquered space. I have sucked roided out huge clits and huge penises, but the neovagina remains the last prize to obtain.
Please hit on tops. Plz you have to or I'll die a virgin. Pwease
>>42138847I'll train you. It's mostly going to end up with me pinning you on the mat and sliding your panties to the side tho
>>42138823>And how old are you?My parents had kids in their 40s. I'm only 33. I have plenty of time.
My new bitch about porn.Pushing the bitches head down during a bj as if you are forcing them when if fact you are just lightly resting your hand there because you don't have the balls to force them down out of fear of resistance.That, and having pets in the shot of course.
>>42138835If you say so I just wanted to point that out because I thought it was funny.
rate my beautiful cis husband
>>42138849Good luck man.
Certain types here need his method
>>42138875You can just simply Google it lol. It could also leak severity of good. Venom of God or poison of god sure sounds cooler. If someone talked about a blind god I would think of Höðr from Norse mythology instead of samael
>>42138878that's the most obvious pooner I've ever seen
>>42138466>Parents won't support my gay little brother that I support. >I told my parents that they're never going to see nor hear from him again if they continue to be religious bigots. >They don't seem to care.Now what? What do I do as the straight elder brother?
>>42138858I miss bouldering maybe I should start making up bouldering routes on maple trees in my yard
>>42138907what makes you say that
Jeets post the ugliest teens
What's the bare minimum I gotta do to get my dick sucked by a non oldie non fattie?
>>42138909Pay for his university? Idk what kind of advice are you hopping for?
>>42138909Wean him on your big bro milk. From the tap.
Gotta swim until im slim
>>42138929By support I mean just by being fine that's gay lol. Not financially or anything.
>>42138912No we're training bjj together. I'm horny as fuck as you're tiny as fuck and guaranteed a virgin.
>>42138909menendez bros them
>>42138904Alright just for fun I'm gonna quote wikipedia like a sperg>After Yaldabaoth claims sole divinity for himself, the voice of Sophia comes forth calling him Samael, due to his ignorance.[27][28] In On the Origin of the World, his name is explained as "blind god" and his fellow Archons are said to be blind, too.
>>42138748It's impossible for him to have them all to himself, you dumbass
Gotta goon until someone loves me
>>42138938You don't have go treat him any different than if he were straight. You tell him you will love him unconditionally and maybe in the future you could try to be his wing man to get a good man. Not like you wouldn't do that for a straight brother or a sister tho
>>42138939I'm 115lbs and a virgin. OK fine I guess you can rape me.. are we actually going to learn anything in between the rape or is it just rape. I feel like it would get old fast if it's just sex, then there's no tension then of wondering when your penis is about to come out
>>42138950>can't use WikipediaYou sound like one of my middle school teachers
>>42139011lol yes I'm actually good at fighting and can teach you a lot of grappling skills for defending yourself. Bjj is unique in that a 115 lb girl can be taught to submit a 200 lb man and girls with green or brown belt roll with guys and tap them out all the time
If your not married by the time your 25 its over for you basically
>>42139042Tops can be 30 and have a harem of boy wives because god smiles when he thinks of us. We are his chosen.
>>42139042My parents married each other when they were 34
>>42139027I do need to gain weight/muscle. Not a lot like maybe 15lbs but at my weight I don't feel very healthy, I feel frail
>>42139012Okay whatever.
>>42139059Must be why you have cystic fibrosis your mums eggs were too old to have children
>>42139059a cautionary tale
>>42139081My mother had my sister when she was in her 40's and she has no cystic fibrosis. Your mom must have drink a lot. That's why you have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and are such a fucking retard
>>42139072You really need a bf who can help show you how to eat in a positive way and get you motivated. I know how it is working a crappy job and not eating properly. You're in a good place because you're young enough to make huge strides in how you feel right away, you don't have to put in 6 months work with diet and exercise. In 2 weeks of eating right and exercising you'll feel amazing again.
>>42139102Hey im not a retard >:( your a mean cunt
>>42139116he has to buy friendship that would make anyone mean
>>42139072I can't teach you how to fight but I cook real good. I can also teach you how to get big. I dont mean to brag but 6'3" 300lbs...
>In Gnostic Cosmogony the name Samael means "blind god" and along with Yaldabaoth, Sakla and Nebro, is one of the four names of the Demiurge, who is a malevolent and ignorant deity or just an ignorant deity, the name Samael refers to that Demiurge and can not see beyond the material, proving this his is ignorant nature.I don't believe this shit, dude I just think it's funny.
I did not know that a fetish for straight men was so common and popular among gay men. I thought it was as niche as a foot fetish or something. I feel retarded and dumb for missing something so obvious.
>>42139136Not that big... I like manlets..>>42139109You really sound like a scary groomer but I'm horny so it doesn't matter
>>42139144we're attracted to men, not just the 2% who identify as gay. I would hardly call it a fetish.
>>42139116I mean you would know cystic fibrosis has nothing to do with the mother age and everything to do with both parents recessive genes if you weren't retarded. Or at least you would Google it to not appear recessive in front of everyone
https://youtu.be/ot1j5M5PTC4?si=zyAhlnufwOpBx1sg
>>42139166problem for me is that I loathe straight male personalities, so straight men are practically invisible to me even if they are 7/10 or higher sis
>>42138466I’m ftm and it’s lowkey my fetish to turn gay men straight. I start with the ones who are attracted to me, then I introduce them to my women friends. I have a whole range of friends, trans women, trans men, and cis women, in a spectrum of manly, boyish, ending with big breasted midwestern tradwives. Every time one of them gets a girl pregnant I get another mastectomy and every time they divorce I cut myself
https://youtu.be/yPAnDlyAiqw?si=0r7ksHgTXBpnxNCu
>>42139127Now you're just assuming shit to make yourself feel better. I don't buy shit for my friends. Not even birthday presents. The only one friend I give a birthday present is my childhood straight friend because he decided to start buying me a birthday present and now if I don't do that I'll look like a cunt
>>42139201>>42139183 Breh...
Don't provoke samael he's very sensitive.
Thoughts on men like this?
>>42139217
>>42139210I feel gutted I feel fat I feel like my life is over but its only just begun
sexual boredom
>>42139239Duvet by Boa
>>42139194Lmao luv this for u
would you reject a guy for being too fat
>>42139160>I like manletsYou're going to turn trans and then male lesbian aren't you? The way of all maynardfags damnit
https://youtu.be/wt4af_R6iJk?si=iLFjHwXV942teDQh
Look its got a shirt for a job interview im gonna start looking for another job so I dont have to babysit as often what job should I apply for
>>42139295I'd let him babysit my kids if i was in the Addams Family maybe
>>42139295A job at a mortician's you can embalm the bodies and kiss them and little bit
>>42139302I was just looking up images of Uncle Fester then you posted that
>>42139276I actually have zero desire to be a woman or feminine. There's something very attractive about a guy who is around the same height as me especially because he is almost certainly much stronger
Hiii, good evening>>42138466I don't have one! But I would like to get more fit and maybe socialize a bit more.What about you, Anon?
>>42139271I think if we put Mr Pancakes on a gym and hard diet regime and then set up funhouse mirrors to make him think he's still fat would could finally reach peak mental illness and use it to fund world peace.
>>42139271You can still look hot if you workout and have visible muscles at 30 BMI. But if you don't work out and have no muscles at 30 BMI then you're a fatty who deserves being rejected.
>>42139314lol>>42139315Bogus. No gay bottom 5' 7" doesn't want a big tall boyfriend you're bogus dude
>>42139271I would reject the second one lol
>>42139317Omg one time I was having a schizophrenic episode at someone's house and I stopped talking and went catetonic and he was fucking me and he said >hey thats kinda hot its like I have a mind broken slave ;_;
dumb bottom luck
I actually realized that I am too fat and old (nearly 30) to be on grindr. App sucks anyways.
I used to walk around the forest at night in the pitch darkness with no light source when I was homeless and I would just sleep on the ground lol I went pretty deep into the woods like this and got lost a few times
>>42139328He was trying to help you reach your full potential as The Vessel.
>>42139349Peak white people shit...
>>42139295Entry level factory jobs will hire just about anybody.
>>42139295Married man's secretary.
>>42139351Can you give me a quick rundown? 0_0
>>42139361Do you think i should unbutton my shirt a little more
>>42139362Once someone collects enough mental illness energy (MIE) they will become The Vessel and absorb all of humanity's mental illness, allowing them access to MIE-based feats such as magic and mutations.
>>42139376I want to conjure the end of the world
>>42139323I'm not really attracted to big/fat/bulky body types. Height is whatever but if I'm conjuring my ideal man it's someone I can stand eye level with. I'm not sure why, but the idea of being with someone much larger than me grosses me out
>>42139376Sounds like what jesus had
>>42139389Notice how no one had bipolar or dyslexia in the Bible.
>>42139376I have schizophrenia generalized anxiety and I have autism but thats it
>>42139402So far.
>>42139394No but everybody was seeing shit and hearing voices. It really makes you think.
>>42139376If Mr pancakes wants to take on my MIE I'm cool with that.
>>42139383I want them to be stronger than me at the minimum, how can I trust somebody with my holes if I can choke them out with one arm
>>42139411He does, he just doesn't know it yet. He isn't strong enough.
uhhhhhhhhhhhim not gay.
>>42138466Getting a BF :3
>>42139382It's givinghttps://youtu.be/DaP9sN67QKI
How come a cute tiny twink never falls asleep on my nuts
>>42139416You don't always have to fuck them hard.Sometimes that's not right to do.
>>42139383I like small little waify guys. The idea of being with a 6' 3 200 lb man like me seems ridiculous
Ooo
>>42139502Ok damn bitch he's got MOMEY
>>42139502Are u in the bin luv
Any other bottoms get a little emotional when you have to flush like that's my baby! Little poopy pancakes
>>42139516Plus your poo baby looks black so it feels doubly wrong like you're flushing diversity away
>>42139516No I just walk away feeling lifted of a great burden and ready to begin again.
>>42139529Ommmmg I never even thought of that it's sick I'm sick
Rip mr pancakes i miss him every day
>>42139542Name your poo baby! I named mine Jasmine earlier and knowing it was a girl made it easier to flush. I ain't finna tryn to raise no girl child in dis worl honey
>>42139555I think same fake ass bitches will ignore your trips, but not me.
>>42139554Bro he's dead in that pic wtf did you do to him
>>42139570Anons are my real friends around here. Ty anon
>>42139512Not anymore. Now I'm outside your house. Ooo.
>>42139577I wish. I would go outside and hug you and you'd feel awkward and would ghost stalking me
>>42139571He has rigermortis i keep his in my freezer and take him out every once and awhile to cuddle him naked
>>42139593Holy shit I'm out. That creep motherfucker is going have dead kids in his apartment one day and i don't want to be here when that happens
https://youtu.be/PUvVjWR3zTQ?si=6HbEXN2dd94lBWX_Just some Portland white trash you confronted your sorrow like there was no tomorrow while the rest of the world only laughed
>>42139593How many botched Caesarean sections did you do on her to sabe her babies
It's been a Born Slippy kind of year. Glad it's almost over.
Someone vom'd in the corridor.Had to walk past it to get to ASDA.
https://youtu.be/MH9ZuZxGYU4?si=6zrNaWaJ7LhHxdn-He dressed up like a clown for themWith his face paint white and redAnd on his best behaviorIn a dark room on the bed he kissed them allHe’d kill ten thousand peopleWith a sleight of his handRunning far, running fast to the deadHe took off all their clothes for themHe put a cloth on their lipsQuiet hands, quiet kissOn the mouth
>>42139589Yeah prolly
>>42139601Ive got to be honest I fell asleep with my window open and he froze to death... :/
Yes... the Plan to create The Vessel is underway hehehe...
>>42139620i went to his page today to see if he posted anything new, having that as his last video before christmas is grim, reviewbrah is tired
It's time we put gd down
>>42139628All he needs now is a little pushte he he he
>>42139637Me too. I know how he feels. It's all futile.
>>42139622You are fat, ugly, and a loser!
Only one year until Christmas!
spongebob big guy pants oh... what was was it again?
>>42139661ijbol he doesn't fucking know even though Mr pancakes just fucking told him.
That's me done night night
>>42139669SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OKAY
why are his big guy is spongebob pants okay? is he okay?
too sensitive for this world
Big is beautiful okurrrr I am serving all the majesty and erotic thrill of a humpback whale splashing in the ocean
Bros did he really kill his cat
>>42139699I didnt kill him he just got too cold :( I knew I shouldn't have said anything you guys always make me out to be some kind of bad guy
>>42139651Me too hehe>>42139670Goodnight!
I've had an hemorrhoid for a while now; iternal, doesn't hurt but I already know when it's gonna bleed. I stopped bottoming but the thing that eased it was just not straining and get up from the shitter as soon as I'm done instead of using my phone. Should I get that cauterized or just keep doing the stuff that makes me have ghost poops?
>>42139597>i don't want to be here when that happensYet the real tragedy is that you're lying and would commit to being here all the more because of it.
who cares
what's happening
>>42139597There was already a gay Canadian animal abuser that became a murder that got doxxed by a group of cat loving Facebook posters and I guess that made the investigation slightly easier for the police. Is this going to be a luka magnota 4ching zoomer edition?
Oh mai gawd I dont abuse animals and I actually didnt kill mr pancakes i wish sissytheespacek was here... :(
need a bottom bf that says I'm too emotional
>>42139935Sissy you need to get skinny and start doing porn to get money to fund your escape. Didn't you know luka was only on the run for so long because of his porn money? Also regardless of you abused animals or not i don't think those children are very safe with you.Forget to close the window of one of their bedrooms and then the kid dies of hypothermia and then the cops will be following your ass
Im gonna start wearing black latex gloves wherever I go now lol I think it would be an interesting look because it would make me look crazy
Right. It's the gloves.
Like I will pretend that im afriad of germs or something
R u sure
>>42140212Yes its part of my identity now xD
Everything is stupid. This is how I win.
Did Phil Anselmo really have sexual relations with Rob Halford?
>>42139699he said before in a text message he posted to someone that he sold him for rent money because his roommate couldn't afford rent
>>42140567probably has a lot to do with their diet if they're eating the typical Indian dietthey eat a lot of plant compounds that mimic estrogen (flaxseed, sesame seeds, legumes (chickpeas, lentils, various dals), onions products, and herbal compounds like tumeric (curcumin is phytoestrogenic)it's the same with most vegetarian/vegan males who end up with gyno and weird body proportionsIndians must abandon their culture if they want to be "men"
you can call me hon. this is my mexico.
>>42140645>it's the same with most vegetarian/vegan males who end up with gyno and weird body proportionsthat doesnt sound right
>>42140727it's from all the phytoestrogens in onions.
>>42140730i dont think that rly does anything really
that's like saying jewish christmas isn't a thing.
>>42140747some people are more sensitive than others
i think a far more likely explanation is weird looking ppl are more likely to be marginalized pushing them towards woke beliefs like veganism, vegan diet obviously contributes to frail physique but the truly abnormal traits are the cause not the effect, no comment on why indians are low t, got no hypothesis for that
>>42139776i don't think they can cauterize small internal ones, they start doing when they hang around... i believeask a doc, not 4chin lmao
>>42140041full body gloves?
>>42140612yeah,i bought the body for 9.99
>>42139416Everyone is stronger than me because I'm underweight. I have ok untrained upper body strength relative to my bodyweight but that is not saying a lot and also there's ant logic there, smaller people are proportionally stronger>>42139470I think i know what it is. Maybe I don't like it because big tall guys remind me too much of my dad/family
>>42140812he looks much better nowadays actually
>>42140645Is ancientGenetic
>>42140815serial killer vibesLooks like a outfit from dexter or hannibal
>>42140840yesterday i found my ol carry knifeits illegal nowadays cause onehanded operation lul
>tfw no aki boyfriend to hold you
ACK!!!i boyfriend
>>42140857
Should i buy ghost of yotei?
>>42140898what does it do that tmnt2 for nes from 1991 didnt?
>>42140918casey jones.
you ever wonder how long somebody gotta live in the projects before they stop hearing the smoke alarm chirping.
>>42140923ghost of yotei does casey jones?! cute
what the fuck is this?!
>>42140928its a nigger feature, nothing to do with time on the block!
>>42140898skip
>>42140936do u rly wanna know
>>42140936A humanoid-giraffe meets his ancestors.
>>42140938What should I play then?
>>42138466to look 16
do you ever think that if they ended birth right citizenship the logical next step would be a test for citizenship like we make immigrants go through the standard for all residents? like they let you live here and can't just send you to random countries unjustly, but you can't vote unless you can pass a citizenship test.
>>42140960And find a Chudsband!
>>42140959im too autistic to make recommendations>>42140969>like they let you live here and can't just send you to random countries unjustlylolvoting should be reserved to land owners btw
>>42140973boishorts :3
>>42140992You claim to be a crpg fan, yet you never played the eurojank classic "Two Worlds"
>>42141015ive played both two worlds
>>42141024wait, really?!
>>42141027yeah lol
>>42138598wait is that actually him?holy shit he's hot was not expecting that
can someone explain the Mr pancakes lore
any other bottoms douche to feel dainty and pretty?
>>42141144nope just to get fuckedhate doing it feels embarassing af but God has forsaken me and made me a bottom
>>42141144doesnt sound healthy
>>42141133basically, he killed his pregnant hamster and posted the vivisection
HAH
Thoughts on a defibrillation fetish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yhZaF-KWWI
>>42141257thats a rly low rise for youtube
>>42141144well, actually starving does the same, you douche the normal rectal exit only but since you ate half the portions, your guts are very light, i was surprised when i first experienced it, you actually feel lighter, your belly is snatchier
>>42141257cringe, dude is not hard, larp
