smart enough to not engage

monkey, elephant, penguin, bird, dog, cat, swan, mice, ants, worms, spiders, dogs, dolphin and uuuuuuhhhhh SEALS! someone congratulate me

I'm insanely smart. ask me anything and I'll answer expeditiously. and I won't even google it

engage in what?

>>42147064
your petty bullshit

im so stupid why didn’t i just do tranny bangs earlier they fixed most things wrong with my hair

if you have enough hair left to do tranny bangs ur a fakemoder

>>42147074
what did i do?

>>42147062
mastectomy or ffs

i havent had sex since before hrt is finding some weirdo on grindr who will sex a giant old male with boobs even possible
and will it fix me

okay dont answer i know the answer. what does any other trvmoder do

>>42147092
not. engaging.

>>42147091
now THIS is petty

fine ill take my two (You)s to your one

>>42147109
no it's disgusting

>>42147132
take three you petty bitch being all fucking petty even right now when confronted with your ways

>>42147108
ffs! FFS!!
YES! I GOT IT RIGHT!!!!

im not petty tho

>>42147006

Try doing the alphabet backwards without having to count from the start

im retareded

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there's legit nothing after this life and we're all wasting it here together
see you all in hell

>>42147186
I think this is fun, actually

>nothing after this life
>see you in hell
hell is /mmg/

>>42147062
will I be single forever

>>42147189
faggot!

>>42147196
NO!!
dingdingdingdingding

>>42147173
petty fucking liar

>>42147199
I know...

My iq is 78 I have no idea how I made it to college

>>42147199
Nigger!

> not. engaging.

>>42147189
so u are a shithead after all
all that whining and misery olympics I knew there was something the fuck wrong with u freak
don't ever contact me again

>>42147006
i do well in standardized tests and stuff, was a big AP kid in high school, so arguably smart. but i’m also a worthless failure since then so i’m actually a moron

>>42147006
my iq was tested at 140 and i used my brains on living as long as possible without a job

>>42147221
I'm probably not who you think I am but I lol'd

>>42147233
yeah lmao I'm just making shit up to stir the pot atp

>>42147220
i'll engage as much as i want you petty whore. caring about me engaging is petty you dumb woman

>>42147242
ok. I'mma touch you
but first can you unblock my number

lowkirkenuinely a bit misogynistic bro

neetadopter can you

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how ms. not engaging feels rn

>>42147109
I don't have sex
I'm literally exactly what one would imagine if they were asked to imagine a man on estrogen
I don't malefail ever, not under any conditions, never ever
I am not cute or ugly, just a man

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>>42147264

>>42147251
yeah let me redownload wechat

>>42147270
you fucker. you absolute cosmic scale fucker. i am not even affected by your petty bullshit at this point my face remains unfazed and pale as ever but you probably never even LOOKED at me enough to notice because you were too busy spewing up petty, spittle and chunks of petty all over your petty little lap

one must imagine the aroma of cock

i don't have to imagine. look down. I'm between your cute thighs right now. this smell is ridiculous. when did you last shower, nona?

my stummy really hurtd

who can a legit manmoder date? gay men? bi men? where do you find those

bi

i still don't get how i was or am being petty

>>42147458
where do I find them?

>>42147461
I mean look at you. you're the pettiest person alive

>>42147201
who do you know

>>42147467
staring at you in public with their gfs

>>42147461
i'm sorry

>>42147461
fucking petty bitch stop being fucking petty and (You) me if you're speaking to me. confused, petty, fucking, petty. god. fuck. im not engaging any more than this, you've wrung enough out of me tonight

now kiss

>>42147481
I know many people. looking for someone specific?

petty brapperonis

now start flirting

>>42147511
i didnt even do anything!

>>42147588
don't bother no one would want me anyway

>>42147620
lmao this is so like you. deny it in public. scream to the heavens that you're not petty, you dont even know what im talking about! but every time i show my weakness and invite you over, there you are, being petty right to my face till i cry. then repeat. i dont know why i like you so much you destroy me. not engaging

>>42147643
im not whoever you think i an anon

is it malebrained to love hot showers? not just warm, but very hot, I love taking long very hot showers every day, it's relaxing

>>42147664
HA, now you're just trying to be funny. at least it's better than you being petty im not engaging further

>>42147636
you don't think you have any redeeming traits?

>>42147668
extremely fembrained
my exes loved hot showers and would tease me that i found the water too hot

>>42147006
>qott
according to the guberment i'm fucking retarded

>>42147713
I can't stand even lukewarm water, it has to be hot, it was like this before hrt and as long as I can remember
I don't take baths because I literally can't fit into them as I'm too tall

hot water is awful for your hair

my hair is the least of my problems

dubs n i shave head

dubs and i goon

enjoy the sesh bro

>>42147844
wow

>>42147844
rerolling for hypergoon sesh

OOOOOH

m-my cock...

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/gyBe4ZRG6Mk
I look like this guy

tracking link dont click

if you're not a newfag list all the people here who used to post

anon and uhhh nona and uhhh (You)

-dakota
-anon
done

lmao

newfags don't even know who larry is

i named larry
lorepost

>>42147932
what*

i usually choose to forget about him, but that cock, that damn cock

it's probably better that way

i dont think my hrt is working

i hope mom doesn't find the puke box

my hrt stopped working

>>42147965
same, i've been injecting for 3 months and nothing has happened :(

>>42147903
theyre all in the discord

they're all over at my house we're playing pool and drinking beers and shit

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>>42147991

i've been on hrt for 12 days and i don't look like an anime girl yet, this is bullshit

i've been on hrt for 7 years and i am indistinguishable from a cis man

>>42147991
for me its only been 1 month and like a week or something
ig we just werent meant to exist.
what should we do now.

>>42148012
are they also showing off their man stomachs

>>42148042
how else we gonna shirts v skins bro

>>42148038
idk but yeah
i kinda lost hope after i didn't grow d cups in the first couple weeks :/

showing my fellow moders my menis and comparing sizes (non-sexually)

hot moder gay for pay sex

god what i'd give for the princess rper to dom me

>>42148036
what do you look like with your hair done and some fun makeup on and clothes that you feel comfortable and confident wearing though
pics would help

get some self respect man too much dworkin not enough tate is the problem

>>42148119
i don't do none a that

I just changed my lightbulb, praise pls

>>42148190
by yourself? i don't believe you.

how many moders does it take to change a lightbulb

>>42148199
by myself!!

>>42147300
the words of a woman who is definitely not engaging

i jerked off a bit and ruined it, degradation plz

one moder to screw it in and the entire general to make snarky comments about it and argue about lightbulbs for the next 100 replies

>>42148215
i said i wasnt engaging anymore and i wont. but you just had to bring it back up, just had to continue being petty. and even if you're not her, you're petty enough to feel like you can horn your way into our conversation. the fucking gall of you. the absolute galls on you. not engaging anymore this was it

fluorescent lightbulbs do give me headaches though

how do i get a gf if my personality repulses even neets

money

huge dick

everyone acts like NEETs are some inhuman subclass of human society that'll settle for anything. a NEET is just someone who realized that working is stupid and you should just be able to do whatever you want all day every day for free for the rest of your life

ive been eating a lot and now i feel fat this never happened on t what the fuck is wrong with me

>>42148225
useless

>>42148341
this is just flat out lies, most neets are created by flunking out of school and never going back, then they just leech off their parents indefinitely if they're lucky

my mommy loves me that's why she buy me peanut butter for my sandwiches and washes my sheets and penis

>>42148395
holy based

>>42148395
is that down syndrome?

i was a neet for a long time cause i was a drunk and couldn't hold down a job, then my disability got approved and there was no reason to try anymore. i stopped neeting because i got bored and depressed

eating again award :(

>>42148412
no it's a mother's love

where is my fucking praise

>>42148437
congrats big dawg

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Went to the train museum today!!!

>>42148437
good girl

u think they lezzed out a bit?

karaoke is such a humiliation ritual

can i have some attention >_<

>>42147753
i use cold water exclusively for my hair. hot water followed by cold water for my skin. like i wet my hair cold, shampoo, rinse, put in conditioner, then make the water hot to wash & shave my face, then cold water on the face & to rinse out conditioner, then i wash all over with hot water, and once i’m done with that i do cold water on my whole body before i dry off

>>42148703
whomstve

>>42148811
can i watch next time

saw a guy i haven't seen since childhood over the holiday. he asked me when i finally felt like myself. not some surgery milestone. i was just like, buddy i've always felt like myself. the difference is back then people didn't believe me when i told them who i am. it hasn't changed, but my confidence has. i'm not some wildly different person. i like guys. i'm the bottom. i've always been the bottom. i'll always be the bottom. now i don't have to worry about ass cancer from being the bottom. got a designated hole for it.

>>42148783
heyyyy

>>42148903
thank u anon :)

>>42148894
why?

i should pass. im supposed to pass. me not passing is karma though and i deserve it. given that i dont and wont pass and also im a bad person would it be better to get ffs or a mastectomy? my face causes me psychic harm btw. my breasts also bother me sometimes but not really much at all and in fact i quite like them and wearing a bra as well btw. j wish i had a cig

>>42149000
to learn your routine...? why else?

>>42149055
pervert

>>42149055
i already told you my routine dummy

>>42148239
i’m both not the girl you’re mad at and not the girl you were arguing on the thread lol

>>42148899
are you a manmoder? it doesn’t sound like you are

>>42149344
i'm a visual learner

>>42149456
just be honest about being a perv, you’re not convincing

>>42149613
how is it perverted to learn how to take care of myself better

>>42149652
nta but i'm about to smite you bro

>>42149443
i think i'm hideous and unlovable, but most people say i'm just being overly dramatic.

i think there's probably multiple people here with partners and they still call themselves hideous and unlovable

fucking kill me i cannot cope

>>42149680
you and me both, sis. i just mean in the sense that it seemed written like you’re presenting as a woman, though

empathy please

mocking me

i missed you so much

bump

you're a tall woman

i’m a tall and masculine woman with a penis

im tall height very masculine woman with medium sized penis

kfc forgot my icecream and bubble tead..
this would never have happened with mcdonalds..

my penis is very small and i'm 5'9

your... icecream and bubble tea? from kfc?

>>42150638
kfc offers bubble tea and ice cream?

>>42150400
no you didn't

>>42150654
yeash salted caramell ice cream and mango bubble tea
now there is also dragon ball z themed sandwich

non american detected, everyone knows american fast food places are better outside of america, thus the bubble tea and ice cream

>>42150670
i once tried kfc in uk and it was dreadful worst experience of my life :c they forgot my corn and there were used condoms in the bathroom sink

>>42150674
just because they’re better in some foreign places doesn’t mean they’re better in all of them. the uk is the country i’d expect to consistently be worse than the us

>>42150674
doesn't count, uk is basically america with a dumb accent. sorry you had to see kfc bathroom sink condoms...

>>42150688
it was pretty shocking considering i was like 11? at that time

i didnt gain any weight after the christmas eve and dinner yayy

>>42150693
i don't think i even knew what a condom was when i was 11

gn

>>42150707
my friends told me what that was after i asked

>>42150709
sweet dreams

>>42150709
ninight

so watch me ni
now watch me ni ni
watch me ni ni
now watch me nini

suspending myself midair through the power of anxiety

if i kill muself now, my dogs would only be alone for a few hours…i’d just need to take my friend’s gift out of my trunk so it’s more obvious and everyone gets theirs…much to consider

wait a minute why are there amerikanski here >:c
its like night night in ur place go to sleep!!

don't start this

>>42150738
yeah it’s about 4am here on the east coast. still got one more thing i have to do, and another few things i probably should do too

>>42150737
they'd prob prefer the gift of you being alive desu

>>42150743
go to sleep!!!

>>42150758
but every time i move to my desk to do the necessary task my dog cries at me and i have to sit with him on the couch

just finished a party sized bag of chips ahoy because i'm a fat fucking loser

>>42150793
that’s awesome

just finished my cofveve and kefirek because im a skinnyfat blessed loser

>>42150813
mocking me

>>42150826
no im not :(