do you use dating apps?which apps are the best and worst for dating in your experience?do you have any personal horror abd/or success stories?last thread>>42149068
Does anyone else's shortstack bimbo of a roommate spend Sundays running around in rags doing chores or am I the only person here doing permanent damage to my circulatory system because my penis has been hard for longer than four hours?
>>42152299sunday is God's day, can't work
>>42152299usually donald duck it. big t-shirt /sweatshirt. no pants.
>>42152309small mouth big mouthbass
>>42152204I can’t im a full time top for life again now
>>42152315that’s how bitches get raped
400m walk666m jog100m bike sprint400m walkvery hungry, your body is lying to you!you are not dying! absolutely nothing is gonna happen if you dont eat! in fact it is cleansing! it is good for you!!
>do you use dating apps?no they're all bad and i'll be alone foreverwhy does everyone just want sex
>>42152322k
underwear to keep things in place whilst cleaningpajama pants if there are other ppl in the housemaybe a sweater if it's really coldI don't understand ppl who wear clothes at home, like I always prefer to wear as little clothing as possible bc it's so suffocatinglike I basically never wear socks bc they feel terrible
>>42152341just date men in their seventies, they can't have sex, problem solved
>>42152345>tranny heats house to 36c >has retarded opinion
>>42152359I'm not a tranny plus I keep my apartment at like 67 degrees fahrenheit or like 20 Celsius
>>42152299>>42152345I'm typically pretty overdressed at home. I like it chilly so I can wear big flannels or hoodies and always have socks on. I'm also actually autistic so being bare makes me extremely uncomfortable. I pretty much always have the equivalent of a bodysuit on as underwear.>>42152389Why do zoomers look so dumb? Not like in a "haha they're doing a dumb dance" way, look at their faces. They look really unintelligent. There isn't a single thought behind their eyes.
>>42152366slut
>>42152366>I'm not a trannywhat are you then?
>>42152405yes
>>42152366post hole
i will destroy the blockchain
>>42152405I read that as nipples. Like, nigga how could you take issue with Gods love buttons?
>>42152323i tend to get a lot of wet dreams so i wake up and my underpants are soaked with jizz. i take them off while i do my morning routines bottomless.
>>42152389this made me viscerally uncomfortable
>>42152452stop bragging
usually my dreams are about /him/
>>42152309I can just tell their shoes are awful.
>>42152341without sex their is no such thing as homosexual love sis. they are two sides of the same gay coin.
>>42152405You are right, but let's uphold some manners here sis.
>>42152540and whom is him supposed to be?
>>42152568they're called dating apps but i've never talked to someone who wanted to begin the dating process in any way other than using my hole "sis"
>>42152615our lord and savior jesus christ
it me
>>42152619That's the natural way to begin the homosexual dating process sis. Wine and dine is for straight women.
>>42152619almost guaranteed a you-problem
> Fucking 18 year old boys for moneyBased. Slap them l/mistreat them a little so it fucks them up.
>>42152643finally the fucking pooner disappears so that i dont have to click hide post and repliestranny appearsschizo larper appears...ngmi...
Do the sex first then get to know each other's hobbies, values, and life goals. Even straight girls are giving up their pussy on the first date after being wine and dine. We can do the wine and dine after we fuck.
well sorry for not wanting to subject myself to some random stranger and never meet them again after they've used me
I wish freshie anon was more creative with his perversions. It feels like the same comments I've read from old pervy men 20 years ago.
>>42152619the whores will try to bring you down to their level
>>42152675that’s the gay lifestyle buddy get used to it
Imagine if you disconnected the need to get off from the desire to connect with people. Imagine brothels were free, not regarded as shameful and sex was never scarce.How would you date then?
dan is living the median gay lifestyle if you don’t like what you see you might as well try conversion therapy
bottoms should be bringing in a homecooked meal right after they fuck, so that the top stays and doesn't leave immediately after using that hole.
how to stop being lonely… im so sick of being a whoee
>>42152707post hole
>>42152692I'm no sociologist, but I've always assumed that the devaluation of sex in M4M society is why our divorce rate is remarkably low and WLW's divorce rate is absurdly high.
>>42152712havent u seen it already >>42152699are there not more sensitive young gay males out there?
>>42152721basically: women are to blame for the prevelance of monogamy
>>42152721it’s because women are the ones that initiate divorces
I want to exist in giant gay cuddle puddles like a bunch of ferrets.
>>42152751then become a tranny lol, that’s what they do in seattle
>>42152692>Imagine if you disconnected the need to get off from the desire to connect with people.Buddhism teaches us this sis> Imagine brothels were freeThey are free for gay men.>not regarded as shameful and sex was never scarceThat's a (You) issue sis.>How would you date then?polyamory family
>>42152737i can see it again
>>42152762gaggedck
>>42152770dont you already have my ass in a folder or something
>>42152737yeah sure you can go tranny4tranny too
>>42152777i don't keep people's pic you weirdo
i might have problems being intimate but most people are too intimate and do it in the wrong ways
now imagine shiza, but he's a pirate yarrr
>let me tell you about how it’s actually everyone else’s fault
Does anyone else refuse to date because they're fat and know that they could pull if they just managed to knock off the 20-30 pounds they've been telling themselves to lose for like five years?
>>42152389Same haircut in different fonts
>>42152781i don’t want to date a tranny…>>42152783ur asking me see my ass but im the weirdo
>>42152806well it is
>>42152827what's weird about seeing someone's ass, creep?
>>42152823me sis. I'm a solid 5/10 if I drop the 50 pounds.
>>42152833nothing they can do with this dude's pics makes him look attractive to me. tom holland is ok though, a little too twinky for me
>>42152431>>42152592Sywau
>>42152882i’ve lived around congoids for almost my entire life and it’s blindingly obvious to me that they are simply dumber than the other races
>>42152888You've never been outside
it’s not even fun to make fun of niggers because they’re too stupid to have a coherent conversation with
>>42152317those are crappie you fucking retard
>progress report
>>42152928show lower progress
You are horny. How do you convince your daddy to fuck you?
>>42152975I'd have to retrieve his urn from the cemetary for that.
I hate coming to the realization that most gay people are low iq
>>42152703people say my lasagna is really good
>>42152405Racists are so obsessed, they see 2 people doing the same thing and only focus on 1of them
>>42152928stretchmarks coming in nicely
>>42152985Most intelligent gays are closeted in daily life. It's theorized that Isaac Newton was gay, but his cult-like Christian indoctrination caused him to be closeted and potentially repress it into asexuality. Personally, I would never indicate to my job that I'm gay. I fear that I'm not doing a great job though.
>>42153006look, I can't help that I only enjoy watching white guys jerk off ok? leave me alone
japanese festivals so erotic ToThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwLeQa3RL0
>>42152985The amount of pro-Palestine lgbt shit didn’t tip you off sooner?
>>42152985I'm okay with this cause I enjoy master/servant relationships where the bottom servant doesn't have to talk or think. He just has to listen and obey my commands, and I will be happy with just that.
>>42153048For me it was stan culture and worshipping pop divas.
>>42152428a gay man
>>42153029I enjoy the mystery of homosexuality in history. “Were they…?”“We just don’t know!”Anyway… Newton was certified Game of Thrones tier. Master of the Mint, put on disguises, went undercover in sketchy bars as well as brothels, personally executed criminals and counterfeiters, and dabbled in the occult like a mad lad (“the last of the magicians”).
need a high iq bottom bf that uses his brain to trick me into being the best person i can be
>>42153059that sounds boringbeing submissive doesn't exactly mean much if you're already a braindead robot
Mood in 2026>https://files.catbox.moe/lvey2f.mp4
>>42153096Was he an inspiration for characters like Bloodraven??
I only have 21 of this flavor left. They are discontinued Also which of you faggots reported me for posting guns? They are gay related
>>42153102I have other high IQ people I can talk to if I want to talk about complex topics, politics, etc. I have no need to talk about these things with low IQ gays which are the majority of gay people.
>>42153106get that dick bro
>>42153130
>>42153096Honest I never understood why it's important for some people to show that certain figures were gay as if it was their biggest achievement. Wokies often praise people like Horace, Oscar Wilde or André Gide as gay "icons" but they were pedophiles. Like they were great writers but they were great writers who happened to be gay and not great writers because they were gay, let alone pedos.
Do any other gays carry guns? This is lgbt related
>>42153154fat hand
AI is basically the only thing can keep up with how fast spit out new ideas and solve metaphysical problems. Really I am thankful AI exists cause I cannot stand talking to niggercattle anymore.
>>42153106her ass is massive
>>42153029i like to believe some gays are just gay when they're having sex. then they revert back to other pursuits in life that are far more important to them like arts, sciences and philosophy. unlike the gays who are 24/7 thinking abut cocks and asses and sex and pits and feet and cum and pecs. these types are just peasant gays in my onion
>>42153154i would have a gun but i live in the evil totalitarian post apocalyptic hellscape known as england
>>42153178>her
>>42153181>unlike the gays who are 24/7 thinking abut cocks and asses and sex and pits and feet and cum and pecsThere's nothing wrong with being career oriented
>>42152285I used rentmasseur yesterday and he did a great job, I've used rentmen before and they also did an exceptionable job. Don't be scared to pay for what you desire. Men who want to be paid for their time and pleasing you are often better looking and more experienced than anything you'd find on a dating app.
>>42153181>peasant gayskek
>>42153166outing yourself as a low IQ retard lol
>>42152833
>>42153153Our history has been suppressed and erased for millennia. Of course some of us are going to get a little too passionate about trying to find representation in history. Imagine how much better our lives would be as gays if being gay was normalized because Isaac Newton was established as a gay figure rather than just an important scientific and mathematic revolutionary. If Alexander the Great was represented as a man lover, displaying how gays can be powerful and significant in government. It's not about making being gay their most important accomplishment, it's about making us seem like normal human beings.
pissy pantshttps://vocaroo.com/13Sq5avCDHcz
>>42153201you got a massage with happy ending or did he fuck you?
>>42153102This is why goody two-shoes losing to cock is my favorite trope.
these fuckin peasant gays in my goddamn onion
>>42153198what kind of a fooken career is THAT? >:(
>>42153153It's hubris. Kind of like how people claim their ancestors built or created these great things, but they never accomplished anything in their own lives. Like nationalism, they take credit by virtue of being connected to that history by blood, religion, or creed. It's an old form of tribalism.
>>42153213>Our historySpeak for yourself, bitch.I don't wanna be associated or have anything to do with pedos like those or the so called aids victims who willingly were spreading the disease despite the endless warning from doctors.
>>42152833left looks like Steve RIP
Just had my first hands free orgasm with my boyfriend today, life achievement unlocked
>>42153201isn't that illegal? Where do you live where prostitution is legal?
>>42152680I think it's hilarious. I like his larp. He adds flair to /gaygen/ like not many others can.
>>42153224a pair of j*w hands and a nose typed this post
>>42152928get those abs daddy, I know people give you shit but most of them will be fat by they time they're 40 and obese
>>42153244post hole
>>42153253You're one of em, huh?
>your plumber gives you this lookWat do?
>>42153181What if I think about my arts, sciences, and philosophy in terms of cocks and asses and sex and pits and feet and cum and pecs?
>>42153147*slaps his ass and walks away*I always fantasize about doing that to a guy, how do you think a straight guy would handle such a thing?
retardation
>>42153186you can still get a gun desu
>>42153263No that is only for my bf
>>42153237I just want people to think that I can contribute to society despite being gay. I'm tired of closeting for 90% of my day to day existence. Straights still try to claim Freddie Mercury for god's sake. I just want to exist the way I actually want to without being chopped at the knees for it.
>>42153267>ankletHave you ever seen a straight man wear one of these?
>>42153224There’s a point where not being proud of the past is gross. You should be allowed to point out that white people are overwhelmingly responsible for the modern day world. Sure, focus on your own achievements, but don’t pretend history didn’t happen. Or that great things didn’t come of it. “What have white people done for us?” is the resultant ignorance that comes of this.
>>42153268you have failed even before you started. its over
>>42153267i would never let any man wearing those socks into my home>>42153278boo
>>42153224> Like nationalism, they take credit by virtue of being connected to that history by blood, religion, or creedGoing by this same logic we should tell blacks “no, you aren’t receiving reparations, since you weren’t there”.
>>42153281>I just want people to think that I can contribute to society despite being gayI gave that up long ago lol.
>>42153281>simping for jews
scuck
African dictator aesthetic>
>japanese gay couple>they are fatwewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcLcY5oFYo
>>42153302Post hairy skunk pits
>>42153215he gave me a massage and a chiropractic adjustment (he was licensed) and we talked about life and spiritual topics, he actually has a husband, i wasn't interested in sex and he didn't catch a feel or anything, he was older than me, in his 30's
>>42153302Would you rather simp for Muslims? You hate gays and women if you do that. The idea that you can’t analyze two absolute bastards and see which one is objectively worse for the world is weird.
>>42153224Posts like these are only made to make white people hate themselves.
>>42153281>Straights still try to claim Freddie Mercurywhere? freddie was bi but everyone thinks of him as certified gay. ive never heard of anyone claiming him to be otherwise
>>42153343Unc yappin
>>42153333I hate everyone and I don't need permission to just be :)I don't need to impress anybody or win the game of monopoly or buy a car or any shit like that
>>42153248it's not illegal when done correctly
>>42153348I hate everyone too and yet I still acknowledge that rates/odds exist
>>42153164Weird im not fat
>>42153290I was talking about how to reframe ballroom dancing for gay men to fit in the dance's thematic origins and structure while also honoring homosexual tropes, but nobody was ever interested.
>>42153346>freddie was bi but everyone thinks of him as certified gayit's the other way around. normies think of him as bi, but he was likely just gay.
Tom Holland naked and sitting on my face
>>42153369How hairy do you think his balls are?
>>42153361No idea what you mean by that and I really don't care
what is your ODDEST fetish?not as in most disturbing/most shocking, but as in "I've never met anyone else who's into this"
>>42152285I use Grindr and Scruff. Grindr has a lot of flakes and bots but the two distinctly negative experiences I had were guys who omitted or straight up lied about their age. One guy used an old photo and waited to reveal that he was 38 (I was 27). I don't mind guys that age but hiding it turned me off. One guy said he was 37 but when I showed up he was easily 20 or 25 years older than that.
>>42153369Hope you're the right color
>>42153373he looks like the smooth type
>>42153376loving romantic relationships
>>42153346Go to any YouTube comment section under a Queen music video. It's full of straights trying to act like Freddie was either mostly straight or entirely straight and manipulated by big evil gays.
>>42153374He’s saying the majority of the human race is absolute garbage—but there is still relative good to be identified. It’s just overwhelmingly outnumbered. The biggest optimists (deep down, in a way) are those cynics and pessimists who know the world can be a better place, it’s just not likely.
>>42153376consistent communication
Niggas just be yappin
>>42153346lol i was thinking this too. he literally died of AIDS
>>42153394to be identified by who..?what a load of bollocks.just get some friends or something
>>42153376They're more partialisms. Embarrassing nudity and exhibitionism are a couple.
I heard someone say aids jokes should outlawed
>>42153405You really think there aren’t objectively good people out there? Even objectively bad people can be objectively good at times.
>>42153376I like when a twink is chewing bubble gum and knows how to blow bubbles with my cum in his mouth. Turns me on thinking about it. One of the first gay porn videos I streamed as a teen had that theme and it just always stuck with me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY8EMLnisd8
>>42153405Do you consider yourself a good person?
>>42153430I want to be, but people make it fucking hard
>>42153390i cant be on a youtube binge right now but i'll check later. and if i find that youre wrong, then im gonna voodoo your ass, luv. be prepared
When that Queen movie came out and Queen surpassed the Beatles on Spotify plays, I thought wow they've literally replaced the biggest band of all time, with a gay singer to boot. I think acceptance of gay ppl was at an all time high then, before trannies started ruining it with their behavior.
>>42153377>One guy used an old photo and waited to reveal that he was 38 (I was 27).I don't get the psychology behind doing this. like wouldn't being rejected for being "old" upfront sting less than being rejected in person by someone who is shocked and horrified because you lied to them?
>>42153376I am addicted to bellybuttons and armpits >.>
>>42153376nude guys dancing to kpop songsnude guys karaoke singing pop songs
>>42153434That you want to be a good person implies you are a good person. Even an asshole can be a better person than someone who is outwardly nice but deceiving. Some of the worst people act the nicest. Some of the nicest people act the meanest.
Does anyone here have a reliable ass-hair removal tool that isn't either a razor or nair/veet? I just got done melting the skin between my cheeks again and I was wondering if anyone uses something else. I was thinking about buying one of those James Bond shavers. I used to use one when I was first growing peach fuzz and it made my face pretty clean. Also curious about sugaring/waxing. I have a sugar kit that's been in my cabinet for years, I'm scared of trying it.
>>42153429that's definitely pretty out there. would seeing a twink chewing gum in public turn you on?
fucking ai just cant do an intense and aggressive kissing at all. im so pissed >:(
>>42153447>nude guys dancing to kpop songswhere would one find this?>>42153441post bellybutton
>>42153439People often live a life of lies sis. Their stupidity is often shocking and unforgiving.
>>42153441that's pretty common no?
>>42153454depends on hair, post hole
>>42153441hot
>>42152833is this reali cant even tell anymore
>>42153465Pits yeah, buttons no
>>42153461fuck you, I'm not hurting my teeth nose
>>42153461are there free websites for doing this?
>>42153463I've found a few clips of nude guys on Twitter dancing girly kpop songs. But they're pretty rare. I'd try to find a boyfriend and make him do it for me after he loses a bet over a game or something.
>>42153475No.
>>42153486aaaaaaah
>>42153492weirdthe shadows look convincing and so does spoidermans body
Thoughts?
blackie spam everywhere such an original gimmick too
>>42153439entrapment, can't refuse with the doors closed :3
>>42153454I feel like shaving hole is something you ask another person to do it for you. Seems too complicated to do it by yourself.
>>42153506would probably reject me for being fat and secretly wants to bottom anyway/10
>>42153506I'd really like a boyfriend who doesn't want to cruxify themselves.
>>42153506perfect bottom piggy
>>42153456yes seeing a twink or a hot guy chewing gum would turn me on, it makes them look sassier? you can tell if the guy is gay depending on how he's chewing, has anyone else noticed that? gay guys chew way differently than straight men, they put their whole mouth and tongue into it...
>>42153506tattoos and piercings scream mentally ill
>>42153506>tattoosnot ideal, but she can be my slave i guess.
>>42153506Is that CDC
>>42153486That's a sexy nigga
>>42153441Belly buttons and armpits are pretty common interests. I like seeing both. When I'm fooling around with guys I've had multiple stick their finger in my belly button
>>42153519If you're flexible enough you can semi-reliably get a shaver down there without much challenge. The skin is so soft that it clings to the shaver and makes it difficult to get a clean shave. That's why I just melt my dermis with creams.
Belly button piercings are hot
>>42153553are you fat?
STOP shaving your holes!!!!!!!!!STOP IT
>>42153511Why do chuds think they have authority?
>>42153553Most guys I’m with are terrified of having their belly buttons touched.
>>42153543>no nappy body hair>no ashy skin>no stretchmarks galore>not skinnyfatnah
>>42153573makes sence bc that's where your soul resides
>>42153573why
Reminder that the belly button is the most sensitive part on a man’s body apart from his penis and balls, and poking it sharply can send jolts all the way down to the tip of your penis, since the bladder was once connected to the umbilical cord. Some get so freaky deaky they will stab their buttons with pins and needles and shit.Only twisting the nipples rivals it. And you have people sticking pins and needles into their nipples as well. You also have people sticking pins and needles into their balls……
Honor thy hole.
>>42153562No, not really. Kinda soft >>42153573Do they say why? Is it painful for them?
>>42153597> You also have people sticking pins and needles into their balls……I’VE SEEN THOSE VIDEOS AAAAAA>>42153593>>42153606Because of what >>42153597 said. Some feel a sharp “line” extending all the way down and it makes them feel “funny”
The other day I read a fagslop story where the guy gave the other one an ear piercing and it was hot, but I couldn't find it again :(
Me and who?>>>/wsg/6060105
>>42153568They didn't think it. They know it.
>>42153477its not kissing if your noses are not bending. you are just weak. eat more cornbread, luv>>42153483tensor art but you get ~50 credits daily as an unsubscribed user. at lowest settings, you use about 13 for a 5 sec clip
Fisting is also horrific to behold
https://www.youtu.be/viPjR68hl0A
>>42153645I think it's really hot because it's like total dominance and submission, but I would be terrified to try it myself.
>>42153506Generic porn star look. Sometime I look to vintage porm to look at something different a lot of the time they don't have those cutted abbs and have a bush, is way better than non vintage one
>>42153645agreed. its the kind of stuff that one can only dream in silent hill
>>42153638Putin likes black people, I think
>>42153633Do you wanna be the hole or the bear?
>>42153645same with urethra sounding
>>42153597Yeah that's true for a lot of guys
>>42153673Most men aren’t sticking pins and needles into their junks and torsos, be they straight or gay
>>42153666Liking black ppl is fine. Kissing their ass and being subservient to them isn't fine.
>>42153672I've tried that. It's not something that I'm interested in expanding on, but I enjoyed the couple times that I did it.
>>42153677handsome fella
>>42153679aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop posting this kind of shit. i dont want to even THINK about it
I'm a little racist cause I cum the hardest when being fucked by bbc due to the humiliation aspect
Please don’t cut holes in your body simply for pleasure’s sake
>>42153597>>42153612is it possible to have a belly button orgasm
>>42153679Unless they tattoo those. That apparently happens often lol
>>42153707pukeworthy post of ze day award goes to you, anon. congrats!
>>42153707post hole
>>42153706https://thisvid.com/playlist/135808/video/real-navel-stab-with-screwdriver/Idk I find it interesting as horrific as it is
>>42153716Probably. The nerves are very connected down there.
>>42153719u aint me, brudi
>>42153668I've spent my whole life chasing that question
>>42153726i'd rather watch cartel stuff, luv
>>42153726How can it go so deep………????
>>42153726wtf
Does anyone want to talk (to me)?Say anything
>>42153679Yeah I was talking about touching it with a finger
>>42153775Anything
>>42153726great way to acquire an uncontained infection, sepsis and death lmaoyou cannot desinfect the screwdriver without boiling it and it will drag bacteria from the sin inside...
pair bonding with my mate..
>>42153726
>>42153672>>42153645>>42153726>>42153659i swear it must be only blacks or latinos posting this weird shit... white guys are into such things, we're vanilla
>>42153786Infection is the main risk. Sepsis is not likely when there’s a cavity there, and it would take further perforation to reach into the actual bowels. In surgery it’s common to go in there and inflate the cavity using tubes. It’s just sanitary and done professionally.
>>42153726And people say I'm crazy for enjoying gutpunching.
>>42153790its not bad at all, way less screaming than those 2 zigger kids who screwdriven a homeless alcoholic
>>42153800aren't*
>>42153786Hopefully it’s a brand new store bought screwdriver and not one of those rusty used ones….
>>42153807The old Victorian male friendship was the ideal form of gay love.
>>42153800I'm >>42153659 and I'm white, I just think it's hot to see freaky ass shit. I still wouldn't let someone do it to me, probably. I'm an /analgen/ poster on /d/, though. I'm probably kinkier than 90% of posters here.
>>42153800Whites are the majority of weird kinks, mainstream black & latino culture is overtly sexual but they are vanilla in the bedroom
>>42153805Why is gut punching weird? Isn’t physical violence a major turn on for a lot of gays?
>>42153802>Sepsis is not likely what do you think is gonna happen with a colony growing on your guts? the belly is in a isolated sack that got penetrated with the screwdriver
>>42153826Gays want to be treated with respect and equality or something. Gays respond poorly to male aggression and violence.
>>42153822Ah. So you are one of those guys who likes to watch and jerk off to deranged shit, but not actually experience it yourself. You’d probably enjoy torturing someone.
>>42152285I'd definitely grab a beer with Bill just for the bantz
>>42153845I'm a service bottom, so not really.
>>42153822
>>42153837You’re implying the colony of bacteria will eat its way through several layers of tissue. It’s possible. But it might also just be a bad infection rather than full blown sepsis. I say this because there are conditions where the urachal canal leading from your navel to the bladder didn’t close or form properly, leading to infections and cysts. They are painful and messy but don’t often lead to sepsis.
i hate masc4masc so much it's unreal
>>42153871This. Only masc4masc types will brutally beat up each other as a form of foreplay.
>>42153800>Everything is about race. Race this race that. I'll also add an ethnicity instead of a race because I'm retarded, white women fuck dogs but we're so vainilla.Do you sleep better at night saying dumb shit like this?
>>42153807I’m out for presidents to represent me(Say what?!) I’m out for dead presidents to represent me
i wanna be beaten upnot my face though
Even if I'm not touching it much belly buttons are just fucking cute and it's somewhere for a finger to slip in when you're kissing but not totally naked yet
>>42153901Source on gif?
>>42153901yes i do, because i know my race would never stoop that low to be into fisting, sounding, and other weird crapsuch people should be ostracized from society
squeak4squeak. no refunds.
>>42153922read title Google "Baily" as in Jonathan Bailey the actoralso he most likely doesn't know because he's Colombian and doesn't know a damn thing about white actors in America lol
>>42153802>>42153837>>42153870You can get sepsis from minor cuts. You can be stabbed with dirty knives and still not develop sepsis. You just hope for the best.
>>42153870bad, untreated infections lead to sepsis...the problem with the guts is the same as with meningitis - the space inside where the colony is growing has no bloodflow, barely any immune system, the colony will grow and grow, dropping toxins, killing cells and invading tissue and when it reaches critical mass, all dams will breakhe might realize it before, might not, might die might not
Belly buttons are filthy as fuck. Everyone has unique bacteria in there. No one navel is the same. People have made CHEESE over time using belly button bacteria it’s fucking disgusting.
>>42153916great now i have a b0ner
>>42153871post hole
>>42153967have you heard of this thing called washing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qQwO042Yothoughts on Indian guys?
>>42153982white people don't do that
>>>/wsg/6060896Willing to hire one of you to do this for at least the first few months of 2026. I know you don't have anything else going on. In lieu of formal resumes post soles and I shall pick
drawing is so hard :(>>42153955I've had lots of minor cuts and no sepsis yet
>>42153946>>42153922You sound retarded. You don't know I watched wicked and he was fiyero in there. You must not know a thing about Colombia if you think movies to come to the cinema here. How do you even think I got this Pic you fucking retardI bet you don't even know he is fucking gay because you're a retard that just used Google image search or even worse you just saw the image name >>42153922It is jonathan bailey the first gay man to be crown as the hottest man of the year by some rich snobs
>>42153967Never heard of anyone getting giardia from a belly button
>>42153901He’s so cuteI love playful slightly hairy twinky guys
>>42153967you dont jizz inside and mix it all up for extra flavour? cringe
>>42153923OH sure you do American mongrel. I bet you're so very proud of that 56% American face
>>42154001— everyone's belly button hosts a unique collection of bacteria, forming a diverse microbial ecosystem similar to a rainforest, with studies finding thousands of species, many new to science, making each person's navel biome as unique as a fingerprint, though only a few species are common across most people. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/12/1-458-bacteria-species-new-to-science-found-in-our-belly-buttons/266360/
>>42154006He is the cutest, he also has a great singing voice since he sang in wicked
>>42154000Jonathan Bailey isn't gay, he's bisexual. He was married to a black woman for a decade and they had 3 kids. LOL pls stop trying to act like you know him outside of some movie roles, maybe do your research sis
>>42154026you take a lot of tylenol don't you
>>42154026Yeah but has anyone gotten sick from one
>>42154042Not YET no
>>42154026do bacteria turn gay like frogs?
>>42154031His singing voice is so nice desu https://youtu.be/jniq78mKKcM
>>42154053I want to fall asleep on a handsome man’s ripe armpit sooo baaaad =\
>>42154031Holy fuck he's cute >>42154006Yeah playful boy next door types are the best
>>42154033Bisexual men are just gay men in denial girl. Stop acting like if you care about his black wife. You just hate her because she doesn't fit your idea of a good American which is just a white looking mongrel
would you rather sit on your dad's lap and feel his erection, or take a hammer and smash your own brains out
>>42154069>feet on the seatsdisgusting subhuman
>>42154072he wasn't married to a black woman, i'm just tripping you up to see how easily you fall for things
i wanna go down on a guy after a date
Why would you ever want a hairy hole? Doesn't that pinch?
>>42154033Also i just Google it and he is fucking gay with no wife you mental little lying slut
>>42154098isn't that the date
>>42154086And yet. I just Google it afterwards. I give too much credit to you all thinking what you say have anything of substance
>>42154107never pinched me. hairy holes are hot
>>42154098Same. In Europe it’s seen as weird to go down before actual sex, while it’s seen as the opposite over here.
>>42154110ew he's a bottom
I once fingered a sex date’s belly button and smelled my finger. It smelled really weird. Hooked up a few times after and I keep doing it.
Our dream
>>42154135there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a bottom
>>42154135Vers are so much better but I don't mind a hot bottom. It just wouldn't make a very good husband material same with a top. Vers are the only ones worth marrying if you don't want your sexual life to be as boring as cardboard
>>42154146I, too, dream of seeing more blacks incarcerated
>>42154118no i wanna go out and get food with him, hold his hand kiss him AND THEN go back to his place and rip his pants off.
>>42154146Looks more like a nightmare. But slay. Why would you want to be with criminals
How do you submissive top? Wouldn't a top frequently slip into domming?
>>42154145I like playing with them. Sometimes just rubbing them a little or looking at them closely. Every one is different too
>>42154168Honestly so much better than just fucking. You can also go to the movies or a roller rink there is actually one here where I live
>>42154172Chaotic good/neutral > lawful good/neutral
Poop comes from there
>>42154146I'd gladly do a group strip search on them. Always wanted to do that
>>42154213literal gory emulsified human flesh is excreted from the vagina
>>42154182sit back, relax, and let daddy enjoy himself. all you gotta do is stay hard.
>>42154213India?!
>>42154195the two gay guys i know from Costa Rica both moved to Germany because Costa Rica sucks for work and doesn't pay well for shit, what keeps you there? Columbia would probably be even better if you want an actual job out of the hotel industry
sub top x sub bottom who are both so submissive that they are both fighting to be the dom so that the other can be the sub
>>42154211Chaotic evil/neutral > chaotic good/neutralThe smart ones just don't get caught by the Popo
>>42154168Woman logic
>>42154238Gold is bought and sold at every part of the world. Also Costa Rica pays better. My cousin is a industrial engineering and he works are Colombia and my parents have told him he could with double of what he is winning here in Costa Rica compared to Colombia. He would miss his mom and brother too much so he stays in Colombia tho
>>42152802Why are pirates, pirates? Because they just Arrrghhh! Oh ho ho ho!
>>42154247subbing for my sub top who's so much of a sub that he wants to dom me even though i wanna dom him to make him happy but he says no, he's domming me because i'm a faggot
>>42152389right bottoms
>>42154238Also my parents bussines is let says international. We have stores in Colombia, Costa Rica and Panama
>>42154145>>42154194You guys are nasty
for one moment I imagined penis envy from a pooners perspective and died laughing
>>42152802the only nautical character she could ever play is the whale from moby dick
>>42154297you get it
>>42154311it just seems like there must not be many dating opportunities? just guys who travel there and spend a few days or a week vacationing.. hard to get a boyfriend i imaginewhat do your parents sell? are you going to be the heir of their business once they die?
>>42154322:<
>the whale from moby dick
>>42154219
>>42154356chris avellone vs. tim cain?
>>42154312It's literally just another body part. I like exploring guys' bodies
>>42154375straight guys be like>i much prefer this to long thick uncut cock
>>42154386Straight guys don't look at a vagina and think DAMN THAT'S DELICIOUS. They're looking at the boobs and ass. The vagina is secondary. Vaginas are ugly looking holes anyway. They look like gore wounds.
>>42154376i mean, avellone but they dont rly do the same job so
>>42154340I have sisters for that. I'm a designer through and through. My mom was so very glad when she got pregnant after me since the child would probably inherit the family bussines.Also there is a bunch of Costa Ricans. I don't get how going back to Colombia give me better dating opportunities.I guess going to a more progressive country might rise the number of gays and give me better opportunities. But I honestly would not want to live in the USA. Idk how progressive England and Spain are but I didn't think Spain was very pretty when I visited. I felt Costa Rica was prettier.Also I would rather no learn a new language. So I guess Canada is also an option but there seem to be a lot of insane people there.Also Australia. But it seems hot there. I guess more guys would go out shirtless for a run or something so that seems fun but I hate hot weather with is ironic since I was born in a hot beach city
need breedin'
>>42154403I want bare cheeks on my face
>>42154261Hmm.What about sadistic good > sadistic evil?
>>42154403the pocket ruins it lol, such a bad design choice
how do i make myself less appealing to persons with feelings of gender
>>42154405he got fucked over by Prey and Dying Light 2 so bad, it's tragic :/
>>42154464Good in dnd alignment means someone's that cares for the wellbeing of others. Evil people just care about themeselves and their needs and some times the needs of their loved ones. Not random people.I feel the good dnd alignment is the most boring thing ever and if I had a boyfriend that cared for the well being of the community before our own well being I would not like that.
>>42153809Those are Ukrainians that did that
>>42154420What's there to do in Costa Rica? Give me a run down of fun stuff to do in your cunty
>>42153997Much improvement then the anime style paige
>>42154492But think about a sadist and their masochist. In that case you would prefer a sadist that cares about the wellbeing of their masochist over their own wants.
>>42154498Idk we support that war. Trump seemed to say he was going to force a peace negotiation when he was campaigning for president, but like most things he didn't follow through or was overruled by his Zionist masters.
>>42154479i think hes doing just fine
>>42154540well yeah, but the story of Prey turned out so bad it still gives me nightmares, they basically threw out Avellone's ending and replaced it with cancer
>>42154501You can go the beach. Go to a tropical forest and do canopy, bongie jump or rappelling.Then there is 2 bar districts, la Cali and la calle de la amargura . There is also a fancy restaurant district called Barrio Escalante.There are various zoos and one zoo with African animals specifically. You can also do normal stuff liking Going to the mall and watching a movie and eat yogurt ice-cream.There are escape rooms. Tho I have never gone to them. There is also paintball and Lazer tag. Lazer tag is kinda lame tho. No point if you feel no pain when you get hit. There is also a big park with trampolines and a amusement park with RollercoastersAlso the country is very small so you can go anywhere from the capital in less than 4 hours
I want to be a submissive little plaything for a sadistic dom to run experiments on.
>>42154572
>>42154525Well if the sadist cares about you then he would protect your well being. He wouldn't brake his favorite toy after all that would be dumb
