my steak my lobster
sorry, though, friend.

>>42152320
its ok to have a vagina but you can wash it

its not all that

>>42152320
And what? You want us to laugh at you?

Some people pay good money to have a vagina

>>42152320
yeah i mean i used to want a dick but i got tired of prepping for anal and just decided to use the poon one day. turns out it's pretty nice. sorry if you're straight but you're not give it a shot

>>42152398
Imagine not being able to pee standing up

>>42152411
i don't consider that a priority in my life

>>42152434
>It doesn't affect me
That's what penisless losers say.

>>42152411
>>42152445
obv nta but i use my penis to pee sitting anyways standing to pee is so silly and unsanitary
everyone should be sitting to pee

>>42152461
Can't sit to pee with a urinal

>>42152461
the only time it's better to piss standing up is outdoors, which you can still do with a vagina

>>42152470
>>42152461
Penisless copes

>>42152488
I will never get my genitalia caught in a pants zipper

>>42152495
Never happened to me. But I know some ftms who has this displeasure, ouch :(

PUSSY JUICE ALL OVER MY LEGS

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i just think having a vagina is neat

>>42152468
why would you Ever use a urinal anon even as a man
>>42152571
real!!!!!!!!!

>>42152320
i used to have a pp but now i'm in the same boat i hate it so much
>>42152398
it does feel good okay but is that an excuse for having a leaky hole at all times?

>>42152605
Were you tricked into getting a vagina?

>>42152605
ever since i took hrt it's been sahara dry for me so i don't have that problem

>>42152633
there's a lot of things nobody tells you about how vaginas work
>>42152638
yeah but you're probably taking testosterone and i'm taking estrogen

>>42152710
would you mind telling them to someone looking toward srs in the next year?

>>42152752
You can't "put it in" anymore

>>42152768
>You can't "put it in" anymore
Skill issue
https://www.feeldoe.com/

>>42152710
>there's a lot of things nobody tells you about how vaginas work
what did you guys talk to your therapists about before surgery? trump?

>>42152320
Wow too bad so sad. Get used to it and stop whining like a little baby.

>>42152800
Yes. He thought it was a great idea, the greatest idea. He liked the idea of making more women.

>>42152752
it leaks nonstop even if it's healthy
if it's not healthy it leaks worse and doctors are useless because they want to blame everything on you having a weird tranny-gina (in reality you need more or less the same treatment they'd give cis women and even that's not wonderful; I had aerobic bacteria and that's like only a known thing in the last 20 years!)
if you need to pee and can't find a toilet you'll have to try hovering or squatting and you will get pee on your legs
if you have sex then all the semen will leak out later
when you poop the discharge will be squeezed out also when you fart sometimes the air goes up into your vagina
holding your pee in is extra difficult and if you have problems they'll send you to a special physical therapist who will look inside your vagina
also it cools down eventually but having to impale yourself with the dilator all the time is just great
when you want to masturbate you have to use tools because it's too difficult to do manually. when you have sex it's likely you won't have an orgasm at all so like what was the point.
i'm sure there's a lot more i'm not thinking of
>>42152789
i have one it's not the same although i'm not very good at using it...
>>42152800
she didn't tell me how gross vaginas were she was just like well if you're a woman you need a vagina (was it a trick?)

>>42152411
>imagine not knowing you can either use your fingers or a packer to piss standing up
Retard

>>42152884
obviously idk what i'm talking about bc i've never experienced that stuff but it's pretty much everything i expected (except getting farts inside your vagina ??????? wtf) and i am confident i will be content with all of that, or at least i hope so. thank you for responding anon i really appreciate it :)

>>42152884
they should be telling this to girls just in case they're one of the lucky ones that don't have too much bottom dysphoria, especially due to trans leg syndrome too
>>42152800
kekd

>>42152917
it's easy to say it'll be okay when you don't have goop in your panties..
(don't get me wrong I didn't like having a penis either)
>>42153013
yeah that part is really annoying why did it take over a year for me to get medicine for bv? and why does my doctor still not believe in it even after I told him it worked like within a day?
I was told to use soap instead and that only made everything worse.. at least that is well established in cis women but for us they throw everything they know out the window. almost as if they're trying to hurt us.

>>42153064
>goop in your panties..
one reason I'd hate being a woman, having to use panty liners n shiet
>why did it take over a year for me to get medicine for bv? and why does my doctor still not believe in it even after I told him it worked like within a day?
yep, I've already had some less than stellar experiences as a cis guy, I'd want to gas the average thoughtless SoC-follower if I was any more "special" than I already am. Hope you can stealth it up with them for most cases where it's medically irrelevant so you can get less shitty care

>>42153064
>it's easy to say it'll be okay when you don't have goop in your panties..
i know......but i've dreamt of this (not panty goop) my whole life and i don't think anything in the world could deter me. i just want to be prepared.
where did you get surgery, by the way, if you don't mind saying? i'm a year out for NYU Langone and hoping to get in with Suporn if i can before then

>>42153125
they use their stupid charges to remember and of course they all consider it the most important thing in the world despite the fact that basically every time they have treated me differently due to having a non-natural vagina they have caused more harm than if they had just ignored it
although my favorite was when a receptionist told me I don't need a std test because I'm a man and to never call again (my doctor there had quit and I guess it empowered her)
>>42153220
it was a ppt in the us and it was done like 5 years ago now

>>42153280
Weird, I've never had such problems with receptionists. I'm gonna go ahead and assume you don't pass.

>>42153322
it was on the phone. her demeanor changed when she found out which doctor I wanted.

>>42153322
>>42153367
I think a lot of it was my expectation that I still require medical care and that any of the doctors at their clinic which I am a patient at are perfectly capable of sticking a swab in me conflicted strongly with her belief that trannies should not exist
patient abandonment isn't typically considered okay but the system allows it when it's just trannies

>>42152320
Just have sex with a man, his dick is now between your legs. Problem solved!

>>42152320
Serves you right for being a woman.

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>>42152320
i can lend you my dick to put between your legs temporarily

>>42153620
Ey thanks broski
>cuts it off