cartoon dad editionlast poo >>42152285
If you're evil in dnd, you're evil in real life
can't believe last thread reached 400+ replies just bc gaygenners are too dumb to solve the new captcha
would you date a 4channer who spend hours posting everyday about you and horny they are for you but seemingly ignores you when you try to initiate a cuddle seshion or sex?
>>42154693...no
>>42154628I've only been ridden (rode? idk) by 2 guys and still never got to experience this bc they were soft the entire time
>>42154727soft or hard is fine by me, the flopping is the hot part
>>42154675I just want to bring mah wife back
when someone jams a steel rod in my ear hole and starts to scoop my brain into actual mush so now i finally understand why the moustache man was correct and that the real solution to our problems is genuinely just doing capitalism again but the capitalists make pinky promises to give the white male proletariat more welfare, submissive women, and based video games
>>42154727>they were soft the entire timekick them off your dick, they don't deserve it
>>42154693>cuddle sessionwhat are those like
>>42154752She died 12 years ago Sam. You can't keep doing this.
>>42154666
>>42154738blonde twinks :3
>>42154727There's an audible smack when I ride from my girthy dick hitting the stomach
>>42154675Evil is stupid. But people assume sadist means evil when it doesn't have to. I like sadists but they need to be good at heart.We can both feel good, they don't need to feel like a vampire feeding at my expense.
I got a letter.The name on the envelope said ‘Deltoid.’My wife’s name…It’s ridiculous, couldn’t possibly be true…That’s what I keep telling myself…A dead person can’t write a letter.Deltoid died of that damn disease three years ago.So then why am I looking for her?
>>42154774This literally looks like me 1:1
>>42154763>what are those likesomebody you like gets behind you and rests their hard dick between your cheeks to keep your hole warm
>>42154752>>42154768Why is bringing people back from the dead evil?Isn't that the clerics job?Why the hell is it good when the cleric does it and evil when the necromancer does it?It's because the necromancer does a bad job. That's all.
>>42154798just realised I have never played a silent hill game
>>42154774 unironically my typet. bottom
>>42154806wth is that thing holding the leash?fuck do I hate those pants and the fishnet tops what happened to dressing nice?
>>42154806The white boy looks like he's more dressed up to be a slave than the asian guy.
>>42154806Gaysians are insane
>>42154759they said they still enjoy themselves without getting hard but idk... bottoms are duplicitous
>>42154806this would be less humiliating if the white ""man"" didn't look like that (but maybe that's a part of it)
>>42154846the other guy is clearly Asian as well
>>42154853this ain't about them, this is about me enjoying hard bottom cock
>>42154800>>42154839more of him here https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bill_andersen
>>42154666He looks like the oh shit im sorry guy
I am NOT a beta cuck >:(
>>42154910there are black people in russia???like living there??
>>42154941he's so hotinstagram.com/flexofblue/
>>42154921Yes you are
>>42154875this right here
>>42154941Nice wrist sis
Whats up gaygen?Tell me your thoughts
>>42154959Yeah? A ton came in during the USSR period and today Russia will take any man that can breathe and hold a tool
>>42155024You need to stop stealing this guy's pictures
Yesterday, I got a letter from my friend fighting in VietnamAnd this is what he had to say"Tell all my friends that I'll be coming home soonMy time'll be up sometime in JuneDon't forget," he said, "To tell my sweet MaryHer golden lips are sweet as cherry"It was just the next day, his mother got a telegramIt was addressed from VietnamNow mistress Brown, she lives in the USAAnd this is what she wrote and said"Don't be alarmed," she told me the telegram said"But mistress Brown, your son is dead"And it came from Vietnam, VietnamVietnam, VietnamVietnam, Vietnam, hey, VietnamSomebody please stop that war now
>>4215503130k lmfao you guys are so silly
there are more blacks in any random english city than there are in all of russia
>>42155024I'm going to sing Wilson Phillips at kareoke bar.
mhm yes ok xx
>>42155055I don't mind as long as they are decent and not antisocial or criminal.I had a positive interaction with a black man today and he was very polite and well mannered even though he is clearly african (judging by his accent).Still not going to relax though.
>>42154675But it was an evil campaignThey made me do it
>>42154910>Harassing the black bvllRussians have no class.
>>42154666has a guy ever told you that he loves you anons?how does it feel?
>>42155112Feels like bullshit.
My bf is literally the best.>hmm am i codependent>no don't look it u->oh wow I'm super codependent on you>...>I'm going to study this so I can become an even more powerful codependent
>>42155112it felt good when i still thought it meant something more than i need dick/money
>>42155112my father does ;-;
>>42155106White American dads be like
Legal teen boyz
>Legal teen boyz
>>42155093oh yeah? you know who else tried this excuse? germany after world war 2, did it work out for them? i don't think so
Older 4 younger
>>42155112no never not even once
>Older 4 younger
Fatter 4 skinnier
>>42155080you dont look like random gay
>>42154817Not everyone can't cast true resurrection. You need to be lvl 17 to cast that and only cleric and druids can cast it. Lower level spells like revivify have dumb caveats like you can only revive someone that died 1 minute ago.Even true resurrection which is the strongest revive spell has caveats, like you can't revive someone that died longer than 200 years ago and you can't revive people that died of old age.There your best option is to get a wizzard to cast wish. And even then the wizzard might not be able to cast wish ever again because there is a 33% chance for it to make it so the wizzard can't never cast it again.So your 2 best options then would be getting a high enough cleric that can use divine intervention. And there is a 7 day cool down so a high enough cleric would not want to use that on your wife probably.So your best bet is to do some messed up ritual for a evil god like myrkul to revive your wife
>>42155112nah>>42155189ew
>>42155189his dick is filled with that grime D:
>>42155143Oh wow is that a progressive patriot?
>'Legal' teen boyz
freshie when a real pristeenie comes at him
>>42155033I dont steal>>42155112Best feeling in the world
>>42155112One dude that I went to 2 dates with told me that. He said I remind him of garaa because of my dyed red hair and personality.He was a weirdo. He also lie and he said he was the same height as me but I tower over him. Which I don't mind but lying about something so dumb it's a big no no.He so told me I would have to change the way I dressed to impress his mom. Since his mom didn't liked alt people So when he told me that I was extreamly weirded out so I decided to stop talking to him. Then he started insulting me until I block him on what's app. Then he got a new phone and started insulting me again and I blocked him again and it stopped.Honestly idk why I always get crazy people on tinder. He wasent even hot to be that crazy
can’t believe grok will let me make waterlogged jeet corpses but not homos with pink coin slots
>>42155277elon has gone... woke?!
>>42155237
>>42155277Im a homo with a pink slot
inshallah
>>42155031
>>42155269tell me about his pole and hole
>>42155269I always assumed you are quite shortInteresting
tubby tim
obese skunk
>>42155320His pole was quite small he told me it was 5 inches. His hole was brown and smooth>>42155335I am, I am 5'4 or 1,63 m and he was 5'0 or 1.52 cmHe said he was 1.60 m in tinder and then told it it was to get more guys lol
>>42155319Would
>>42155365WHORE!!!!! WHORE!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!!!
>>42155347Skunk... easy on the chocolates
i wonder if ai can make skunk look like timmythick
>>42155381>5 inches. >His hole was smoothand you went on 2 dates? do you even like yourself?
>>42155405he could break me like a twig
>>42155398plump skunk
you ever notice bottoms fuck a little harder when the rent is due
>>421553924 real, he had time to put on a shirt
I've done literally nothing every day for 3 months now
>>42155381Wow that is actually tinyIs that quite normal in south america?Most men in england are quite tall. I quite rarely see midget guys. Or maybe I just don't see them
just noticed we're on thread no 42154666...
>>42155429Idk. He was giving me attention and we both liked anime and games.(also I kinda liked the gaara compliment but when I tell the story I always act like I dont, if is kinda of a red flag compliment if you think about it)
I want a war veteran bf who has scars and PTSD.
>>42155432And you'd love it
>>42155467you're such a mentally ill bottom
>>42155484it's all fun and games until he shoots up a preschool
>>42155450Not really. I'm slightly shorter than most guys here
how short would you go for a boyfriend? 5'10" for me, i don't want to feel like a pedo next to you
>>42155405Wonder if he shavedEither way he's cute and very hot. Love the beard, tummy, and his lil nipples and belly button. I want him laying on top of me. I'd blow him too
>>42155497He was the bottom. And in my opinion way more mentally ill
>>42155509ideally someone my height but i don’t think that’ll ever happen
>>42154817It's because with cleric the result is pretty/handsome still and with the necromancer it's ugly. People hate ugly things.
>>42155509I literally don't care. He could be 5'2 or 6'4
>>42155499That's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>42155515sure bb *bends you over metaphorically*
>>42155509Do you really think you have enough options to be this picky about it?
all i want is degenerate gay giant sex but god made me attractive to short quasi-trannies instead
>>42155503I'm around 5'11, and comfortably average where I live.I didn't know that people over there are so small!
>>421555095'5'' maybe? Idk
>Dad 6'4>I'm 5'8Life is unfair
>>42155574Do you worship his cock and balls?
>>42155574should have ate your vegetables
>>42155538I have too many options, wish I had less. Would make it a lot easier. Being good looking comes with it's own set of problems.
Tim Cheese
>>42155574Son, your mom and me had a talk last night and she admitted that she had sex with another guy before she became pregnant. We are getting divorce but I just wanted to let you know that you most likely aren't my biological child and we will have to do a DNA test to determine if I have to pay child support or not.
>>42155548Well they are, my best friend is actually 5'11 and he is considerd quite tall here
>>42155626you have irl friends?!
>>42155574Oof
>>42155574sex
>>42155574Dad is 5'7 mom is 5'0 and I'm 5'4.So honestly not that surprising
>>42155574>>42155647but whose dick is bigger?
if my son ended up 5'8" or shorter he isn't my son.. that boy is going to the nearest adoption drop-off center.. shortie gtfo of here
>>42155634Yeah a bunch. That one we met when I was 4 and he was 5 years old. We live in the same neighborhood so he comes to play video games a lot of the time. Specially anime slop games
>>42155655he has australia face
>>42155658Do you look at your dad's dick or something?
>>42155678not on purpose but he doesn't hide it
>>42154666Hunter Doohan in The Wilderness.
I'm sat here admiring the bravery of vegans and vegetarians, as i munch a rasher of bacon. Veg eaters are keeping the price of bacon down by not buying it. Thank you brave ones!
>>42155697>the flashlightlmao wtf why
>>42155437...yeah...Sorry, just a sec. My bf saw that I wrote that and we got in a bottom off, and he won.
>>42155743everyday i give my bottom a anal check up to make sure he hasn't been a whore for other men
>>42155746lol
>>42155405too fat
>>42155718Bacon is like the worse tasting meat. Pig meat sucks. Chickem and beef are so much better
Why do you guys post here instead of getting a bf?
>>42155813you must not have had canadian bacon
>>42155823one can have a bf and still post here, its a sunday after all, do you just want me to hang out with an annoying bottom all day? no thanks
>>42154666anons i have a very important questionwhat are the most topish and bottomish eye colours for guys? idk but i think green eyes are vers?
I can't be bothered maintaining a relationship
>>42154806I feel so bad for the asian guy. Potato queens always date down but jesus...
>>42155697You never see this level of sexual restraint from gay men. It's always recklessly throwing your bodies at each other to no abandon. There's no erotic tension to build desire.
>>42155844Why do you not want to hang out with your bf?I'm sitting next to my bf, but he's studying so I don't want to bother him right now
>>42155847tops: green, dark brown, deep blue, steel/graybottoms: light blue, lime/yellow green, lighter shades of brown, hazel
V-neck vs crew neck?
>>42155847Stop posting fake pics timur.
>>42155655If I'd been a jock
how do you even get used to taking cock in the ass ?? i've tried with small object and even that hurts, can't imagine even a small cock going in and out constantly for several minutes
>>42155847I don't care what eye colors astrology you are sis. In my eyes, you're a bottom.
>>42155856I like to throw my body at a man, and if i aim just right i can temporarily disable him so i can steal a kiss and then run off into the night
>>42155866crew neck
>>42155866crew neck but loose as if a guy has grabbed you and held you up against a wall with it, v-neck's have been out of style for a long time
>>42155850Why, there's not better feeling than holding hands with, kissing, or falling asleep cuddling your bf
>>42155866Only 7/10s should wear V-necks. Everyone else should wear the crew neck.
>>42155861it's the age difference for me, you and your bf are probably around the same age
>>42155873>i've tried with small object and even that hurtsYou either have terrible lube or haemrrhoids, your butthole isnt supposed to hurt from having a finger in it
>>42155866depends on the outfit but crew is usually nicer looking, unless you're really hairy and being a slut about it
>>42155873Daily anal relaxing exercises. You or your top should be relaxing your hole with fingers or dildos for half an hour or so before he puts the real thing in.
>>42155873stop being a baby
>>42155847Blue eyes are bottom adjacent, and I will die on this hillGreen eyes and brown are switch>>42155866V-neck if the guy is hot, crew for everyone else
>>42155873force is most likely the only way for you to get use to it, you need a guy to fuck you when you don't even feel like it, you need to know that your just there for his sexual enjoyment, and it's not about you feeling good or getting off
>>42155866deeper vneck to show off a bit of slutty chest hair
>>42155958larp
>>42155921gookanons/koreaboos give us the context
>>42155958nta but God i feel like such a degenerate that shit like this turns me on
I'm going insanehttps://vocaroo.com/1enjCFrEA8Le
>>42155992the hottest thing for a top is a bottom crying in pain and being overwhelmed by fear
>>42155866My neck isn’t a triangle
That cock will lead you down a path of destruction and ruination. Do not follow it bottom.
>>42155866Shirts with buttons clearly
>>42155866thoughts on square neck shirts? i own one it looks very amish?
>>42156013that is hot in pornnot in reality unless you are some kind of psychopath
deadass need u to drop that bussin dick in my ass Kolby frfr no cap
kryten pilled
>>42156054That shit looks like a hospital gown lol
>>42156054Medieval peasant fit
>>42156040Looks comfy
>>42156040you look like you're in the mafia
>>42156069which one tops?
where do I get a square neck shirt ;_;
>>42155910I used to go with a button shirt to university sometimes and I had 2 of the buttons undone and I had a friend that said my hairy chest was way too distracting and she would button my shirt lol
>>42156069Who tf is Kolby
>>42156054ive got a square neck tiger jumper.Hate it
>>42156083Thanks it is.>>42156084It is just a silk pajama. I would mind dating a Italian mafia guy tho
we really should have more options to choose from when it comes from shirtsguys would look better in some of these styles than women do
>>42155697Manbutt
>>42156040>>42156069>>42156107ew
sam, can you read this ( >>42156127 ) for me with your small eyes?
>>42155697What's the context here? Medical exam? Strip search?
>>42156127no they would not. most of these are designed to show off breasts and most men don't have breasts
>>42156089No one. 2 fems in a relationship creates zero sexual tension or passion >>42156108That's Kolby and Xander my dude.
>>42155441me
>>42155899Yeah, there's just 2 years between us. What is your age gap?
>>42156149checking if he wiped, perhaps
>>42155847Fuck i literally thought it was my eyes. They are identical. Creeper me out
>>42156147I actually have 20/20 vision. It is so pixalated all I can read is All types of neckline
>>42156172you could be a fighter pilot!
>>42156183My dad wanted to be that actually but you need to have connections to have a nice job in the Colombian military. He didn't end up going there tho to the military that is
>>42156199Ah. We have a lot of mafia shit over here too but it's all pirates. Anyway, I'm curious; how much does cocaine cost in Colombia?
>>42156106I bought mine from cos.com but doesn't look like the sell it anymore.
>>4215616525 years :)
These cross dressing twinks prepare you a drink what would you do?https://youtube.com/shorts/6QNDndSn-mc
I just finished Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence. It was fairly entertaining, I liked how short it is. I think Jack should've told his brother to grow some balls instead of trying to protect him all the time.
a tall blonde roast coffee with a splash of milk cost me $3.54 at starbucks. is this good or bad? :3
>>42156127You are blind sis. There are better shapes, but they need to accentuate the male body parts not women's shapes.
thoughts on UNIQLO?
>>42156228Doesn't look like it. Damn.
trying to not relapse on anything is taking a lot of effort reeeeeeee
Fashionista skunk
Would you let me stay the night at your place?
>>42156253It's... unique
>>42156069This gave me a chub and I’m not even gay
>>42156248my nespresso pods cost $0.70 each + $0.15 serving worth of creamer + a little whip cream and caramel sauce ($0.15) overall each coffee drink costs me maybe like a $1.00 in total
>>42156253bottom clothing brand
>>42156266in a heartbeat. i would make beef stew for you and then tuck you in in a blanket burrito. no guns in bed tho
>>42156240white girl has bigger guns than 90% of gaygen>>42156242good to know!
>>42156263I may have no grace, but I have a funny face.
>>42156266No, I would let you piss all over me but then you have to GTFO
>>42156277i didnt understand any of that -_-
>>42156274Did you hear shiza detransitioned and threatens to rape trannies now?
>>42155697Blessed post. Love embarrassing nudity scenes like that>>42155743Probably to see clearly>>42156149Looks like a strip search, since he had him bend over and cough. Not thorough though. Usually they have guys uncover themselves, lift their dicks and balls, and spread their cheeks. A lot of media doesn't show it or just skips it altogether for obvious reasons
>>42156313Ask Grok
>>42156266Sure, after I move. But it won't be for a month or two.
>>42156248bad, paid the jew like scuck
>>42156347I don't pay for anything. Boomers pay for everything for me. Which is based.
>>42155697I don't get it.
>>42156313you can buy a Nespresso machine that takes Nespresso pods and make a better coffee at home than starbucks for cheap
>>42156327Why would anyone use that over chatgpt or gemini?
https://youtu.be/7yaU0qXlgbo?feature=shared
>>42156222Idk. My family doesn't do drugs lol. Colombia has a very deep divide with people that belive there should be a war on drugs and people who think drugs should be legal and they should offer junkies free detox programs or something
>>42156253very boring stuff but if you need essentials it's decent i guess
>>42156359and then stop using it for a month+
Anyway what is the cuck thing about? Is this a new meme. I have literally never watched or masturbated whilst my boyfriend fucked or was fucked by another man, or even woman for that matter. It is confounding.>>42156377I've tried just about every drug there is and I can confirm it is epic. If you aren't retarded at least.I really don't understand the big issue with drugs. I can do it. Have fun. And then not do it again for a year. In between I might take other genres of chemical which I treat the same way.
>>42156295They also look pretty when not crossdessing. So I assuming that's why he lifts.They seem to be a couple as well. They have a bunch of cute pictures of them at restaurants and shit
>>42156363Because I said so and I'm hot
>>42156253I like it for basic stuff>>42156283rude!! the women's stretchy jeans just fit well
>>42156407There is people with addicting personalities. The problem is that all the junkies that end on the street becomes everyone's problem and not just theirs. And I did a weed brownie once and that is all the drugs I have taken lol
>>42156285Thank yiu anon but why no pew in bed?Will we cuddle? >>42156310I dont piss on others >>42156342Thank you
>>42156353what about your schoolfriends who are gainfully employed?
>>42156424>>42156283Qlo literally means ass in Spanish in a hip and shorten way to say it.
>>42156413none care what attention whore be doin!
>>42156449They're probably all on minimum wage cleaning caravans or some shit. I don't know.
>>42156407>cuckkeep your 4cuck paypig stamp on
I want to poo on timurs
>>42156486I have to spend taxpayers money to use this website because of censorship/filters. It's not like I had to work for it. I'm just spending some dumb boomer's pension they'll never get.
Still haven't given anyone my ass het, what is the process of preparing for anal (I read people saying it takes literal hours) besides just cleaning as deep as I can and getting rid of ass hair
>>42155873post hole, i am a doctor
>>42156495Nyet
>>42156396I don't know what I'm looking at. My pod bin has never looked dirty, I'm not understanding how it can even get that gross. That human is just a disgusting unclean person.
>>42156507You will never be fully vaxxed or enemaed
>>42156505keep the bitch branding on, why do you hide it?
>>42156507>getting rid of ass hairgtfo
>>42156495he picks through the trash at dog parks looking for the juiciest turds which he wraps in a napkin and takes home to eat later
>>42156532I just said. I literally cannot post without a pass. I didn't pay for it. Boomers did with the pension they'll never receive.
>>42156522it a coffee espresso machine ground and expelled beans, tray just hasnt been opened in 2 months... im clean as a whistle, cunt
>>42156507try it with an object first...
Dad 4 boy
>>42156553oh, everything's contained in the nespresso pods so there is no grime or grounds that spill out and muck up the machine, and you can send the pods back with their recycling program if you desire
>>42156465They kinda cute tho. So I don't mind looking at them
>>42156598WOWOWOW IS THAT A BLACK MANAWOOOOGAAAAA
>>42155697I do have some screencaps from scenes like this
>>42156549nah u a bitch kek
>>42156549nah u a bitch keke
>>42156533Hair is just an ick for me, man. If it's not on the top of their head, I don't want it on me or my partner.
Eighteenie peenie
>>42156611erm this man has hwhite eyes... pls fix
>>42156639show me your peeni'll show my teenage ass
>>42156630kys
>>42156507being a bottom is a full time job sis.
>>42156613>Average racistposter's inner thoughts
>>42156439Yeah some people are retarded. I think they should be executed and leave the rest of us to enjoy life responsibly.
>>42156676omg delta looks so nice here
>>42156666my ex was like that, it was weird. I love body hair so idk why someone would prefer it to not existI did shave down there when I was younger bc with the pubic hair it was too reminiscent of my dad but I got over that eventually
>>42156682That's more of a woke thing. They always go to the utmost extremes to simp for blacks to a degree that is even beyond what could be considered appropriate.
>>42156691>with the pubic hair it was too reminiscent of my dad...
>>42156682>arachnophobic? you must want to fuck spiders
>>42156507all this shit about preparing for anal, using dildos from the time you're 9 (literally saw a tranny thread on here awhile ago about how some trans girls were using dildos at a young age to prepare for bottoming, very crazy) is dumb, no top is going to care about a little butt mucus, just make sure you've taken a shit before anal and you're 90% of the time are going to be okay, unless you have gastrointestinal issues
>>42156705how... how do u know?!
I think that it is kind of racist to put blacks on a pedestal and worship them. Because you're kind of deifying them. It's not even a human thing anymore.
https://voca.ro/1nPrqq8d0e30
>>42156613Hey at least he is cute. He looks better than all the gangsta guys that get posted here. His boyfriend is also super cute
>>42156666I'll kys your dick if that makes you feel better
>>42156730Are you fucking sure
>>42156705Age old cope
>>42156730post pole
I'm too ugly for this world
>>42156639Naked men of various ages
>>42156771no you aren't
>>42156741You prefer the gangstas? More power to you I guess
>>42156796I'm a wigger
>>42156771this is what fanon looks like and he is dying from barely legal eighteenie ultrasex
>>42156787thanks skunk but I am
>>42156237Dafuq
>>42156705I would if larian would have let me
>>42156771guess we'll never know what you look like
>>42156800And yet you don't have a nigga boyfriend. Why is that?
Is there any porno where a wigga joins a gang and the black guys in the gang pass him around
Do you own any sexy outfits? Perhaps you only wear them inside because you're too shy to show off your body in public.
https://voca.ro/1ivaDDq10xT4
>>42156808why don't you just own it and be yourself? if you don't like the way you look, change it.Change the way you dress. Channel something. Something authentic. If it is bitterness and resentment fucking wear it and be proud.
new pee >>42156814
>>42156824Where would you even go to wear this in public?
>>42156730neither of those creaturas is "cute"
>>42156810It never occured to me that people would like him.Was i the only one who found frodo getting impaled by shelob slightly sexual?
>>42156703it's true, it made me feel gross and like scrubbing my flesh off>>42156810driders are so based I want a spider bf to tie me up with his sticky web
I made pancakes using this old fashioned flour, heritage whole wheat flour, and I fucked it up embarrassingly and it was still fucking delicious.
