How do I convince the staff to give me the tools for a self orchii? Thanx
>>42159454self orchi strat includes a mandatory ticket to the psych ward so i dont think u want that nona
>>42159454Take your pills alcie. Especially the antipsychotics.
>>42159454say you're an experienced surgeon with a background in genital oncology and that you've found a large cancerous tumor in one or either of your testicles. Further explain that the only available treatment is amputation given that you are suffering from an already weakened immune system due to your exposure to the AIDS virus (this will make not want to touch you at all) and attempting chemotherapy would kill you.That oughta do it
>>42159494I HAVE NO CHOICE THEY ARE INJECTING THE NORMAL PILLS UPP MY ASSS
>>42159696can i ask you something
>>42159716No (:
snuck this badboy in gonna cut out my own balls as soon as rush hour hits
>>42159497How do I convince my blood results to reflect mega AIDS on the test results?
>>42159899Only 8 more hours till I try remove my yucky man parts in the shower (:
>>42160206DON'T DO IT, THEY WILL PUT YOU IN A WHITE ROOM. YOU NEED TO ESCAPE FIRST
>>42159932sneak into the back room where have the blood from the STD testing stored and crack open a few vials and drink the contents. This room is usually located near the walk-in clinic/emergency room.
>>42160245you're taking it too far buddy
>>42160245Can't their be an easier way that doesn't arouse de suspicion and can't be caught on CCTV?
>>42160281I'm just answering their questions
>>42160293suicide isekai>>42160300you're being malicious
OP u should probably get off of 4chan and find a nurse to talk to..
>>42160293I mean I guess you could swap medical charts with another patient, but I've only seen that in TV shows/movies. I don't think that'd work in an actual hospital. Might be worth a try though.Don't forget the STD vials as a backup plan though.
>>42160310this. OP should report themselves to child protective services.
>>42160293OP, are you okay? don't tell me you're bugmaxxing
>>42159454THERE ARE BUGS IN YOUR FORESKIN!!!YOU NEED TO GET THEM OUT!!!YOU NEED TO RECORD IT SO THE WORLD WILL KNOW!!!
>>42160450FUCK OFF KIKE IMPOSTOR
>>42160464if i was a KIKE,i would not say NIGGERKIKES can not say NIGGER
>>42160466wiggers on my fed honeypot nooooooo
>>42160310No I'm not going to be telling a nurse I want to self orchii tonight
>>42160642don't harm yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6pkL4KILpw
>>42160666groovy tunes to self harm to compilation 2025
>>42159899lmao basedbut seriously you really shouldn't do that unless they're gonna try to force detroon you or something. It's gonna be horrifically painful and agonizing even if you somehow don't fuck it up. Just be patient and get your tumors taken out by a surgeon, it will be a lot less traumatic.
>>42159454>>42159858>>42159899why do you wanna cut your own balls? if youre a straight tranny men love to suck on and squeeze girlballs. you will be missing out
>>42159858you burn yourself with lighters too? i thought i was the only one
>>42161914holy ick
