I don't think I can into sex and relationships because I can't into top/bottom dynamics and both options piss me off in different ways. I don't meet other people in my dating pool who feel this way so it's for the best I just masturbate alone and engage in my hobbies and enjoy friendships. Ideal sex to me is>hello anon, nice body parts you have there>thank you anon, your body parts are also looking nicethen we kiss and feel each other for a while and proceed to use mouth/hands/genitalia/butthole etc to make each other cum and we are cumming because there is an attractive body in front of us that makes us horny while leering at it.
>>42167849Also another option I just thought of after posting this thread. Find a relationship we agree to keep asexual and we just kiss, cuddle, engage in romance, move in together, work as a loving team etc but then agree to masturbate separately to things we are into. I can jerk off to a nice ass and tits while they can jerk off to being choked or "bullied" or whatever.
>>42167849This is high level autism but I relate to it
>>42170894The green text part was slightly sarcastic but basically I look at people like pieces of meat and just want a partner who is cool with us both being the man in the relationship.
>>42170962I see, so the problem isn't that you can't find anyone who isn't strangely obsessed with labels, it's that you're aromantic and don't enjoy having to participate in a coupleCoincidentally, do you see yourself as the one getting tentacle raped or the one with the metal tentacles doing the raping?
>>42167849I don't think sexy mechanicus should be allowed.
>>42171098The label thing I'm not a fan of either but that's not really what I meant. I don't think I'm aromantic, I like kissing and romance and falling in love. Basically I'm tired of getting partners who I treat like a woman and they don't treat me that way in return. Then I see how heterosexual men look at women and get jealous. Yet I'd hate to be a "bottom" getting that treatment. I don't know if I'm making sense. I just imagine two patriarchal straight men waking up in women's bodies and what would a relationship between such individuals look like? Neither wants to be made to feel small or dominated because they're full of pride and dignity but they both find each other physically attractive and their visual sexuality sees each other as fertile. That's what I want. I'm tired of worshipping someone's body and realizing a year into a relationship that she hasn't shown interest in my curves a single time. I want to be pursued and wanted for my body
>>42167849you know switches/vers people are a thing right?
>>42167849Why does that tech priest have so much disgusting flesh
>>42171241I get that they exist hypothetically but I've never come across one. I even dated a "switch" and I was just the guy in the relationship anyways and it hurt my feelings a lot. I brought it up and she told me to communicate when I wanted her to pretend to be into my body. Meanwhile I basically treated her butt like a fidget toy. I didn't have to be asked to do that, my instincts tell me that butts are cool to look at.
>>42171344>>42171202reading this and agreeing with it made me realize im not well in the head and need to make a change
>>42171202>Basically I'm tired of getting partners who I treat like a woman and they don't treat me that way in return.>Yet I'd hate to be a "bottom" getting that treatment.I mean... Welcome to being a lesbian, I guess. It isn't easy even for cis girls>she hasn't shown interest in my curves a single time.Stop dating straight women. It's that simple. 100% of gay women feel the same way. The "exceptions" are "stone butch" ftms in denial. There's nothing weird about wanting to be wanted
>>42171700>Stop dating straight women. It's that simple.It has happened over and over and they always say they are into women. I don't know why they're choosing me and not getting a boyfriend
>>42167849Making a sexy ad mech tech priest is such a stupid concept on so many levels
