>>42172245
>QOTT
hell yeah brother

i can't wait to be eviscerated by a million Chinese soldiers

yeah

i'm a bi lesbian

>>42172420
how many dirty dicks have you sucked today

>no backlink
>didn't link from old thread either
kys

>>42172420
I'm a bi he/him lesbian

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homothugmoder

oh my coal

>>42172398
like piranha style or like buffalo stampede style or like julius caesar style or

I could've been a woman

>>42172245
dude on the right is mad cute no gay shit

I could've been aborted

>>42172549
many are saying this i fear.

i could be a car salesman

I think I smell french fries. the fry that comes and sits outside of my door sometimes must be back

>page 8
grrrrrrr

i feel like i shrunk this week

I'm gonna get a shag then dye it pink

kys

I'm gonna shag ur nan

eating ham and cheese but withoutthe bread right now desu

i'm a rizzless unfuckable chud

>>42172612
same worstie

>>42172612
even the most chopped of uncs fuck

>>42172615
>worstie

maybe rizzless but kinda funny

I'm an extremely attractive and fuckable young woman with mad game

>>42172653
giwtwm

>>42172561
what the fuck
are you having a stroke

nta but i'm having stroke right now if u know what i mean

>>42172593
why

I wish I was trans or w female in a anyway and was authentic and had an ounce of self actualisation instead of being a gooner agp cisstraight male on hrt

>>42172678
no there's just a fry out there sometimes. also yeah I'm having a stroke too if you know what I mean like that other nona

i'm an agampmaxxing androgynemoder

I'm extremely attracted to clocky trans women if you know what I mean

tfw agamp gooner who got their balls chopped off and can't goon as easily anymore (still worth it tho)

any hypergamous foids in the chat

>>42172720
I prefer hypogamy

>>42172685
my man

can any of you swim

>>42172649
no, not me. i'm a moided rizzless femcel unc chud

>>42172695
stroke party invite me over
i'll bring fries if you like

>>42172698
omg me too i look like a fucking elf

>>42172739
haven't been in the water in 15 years idk

>>42172744
you should go get your ears pointed and elfmaxx

but yeah you're invited. bring hella fries

>>42172749
me neither but I like to imagine I'd still be able to swim even though I get tired from running for 30 seconds

can i stroke with y'all even though i have a weird cock

so why are you upset about my pink shag?

>>42172772
are we talking like mandy mitchell weird or flatdickmoder weird or is it like crazy like some shit we've never seen before

>>42172787
>mandy mitchell weird
whoa blast from the past
I watched WAY too much trans porn as a repper...

>>42172787
first kalindra mentioned now mandy mitchell
i am old

which one of you has the palest skin and wants to frot

tfw john wayne bobbitmoder

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>>42172787
mandy mitchell... no... mine is just a little bent...

>>42172801
is that you in the other thread? I was reminiscing about her because of the chestplate thing

>>42172795
you and me both...
>>42172807
of course you can come I was just curious!

>>42172808
yeah i'm stalkin u with my elf ears watch out

>>42172817
>elf ears
giwtwm

i never heard of her so i just looked it up and DAMN that's a weird dick

anyone wanna get their elf ears sucked crazy style

natalie mars got a weird dick too
they all still mog me so hard but I wanted most to be like sarina valentina aka alexis saige before all the surgery just on hrt

princess moder has elf ears btw

>>42172819
yeah that shit is straight up unusual. I wonder what caused that

>>42172825
mine are waiting at the stroke party bring fries

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anyone wanna stroke my lobes crazy style

I was more of a linetrap fan

>>42172840
the OG
my ex had the same hello kitty dress I remember linetrap wearing in some shoots, very weird feels

>>42172837
navigating to the stroke party expeditiously for elf ears

me too

I'd consider elf ears and a split tongue if I had all the money in the world but my piercings are in the way idk

split tongue is such a millennial thing like punk music and being emo

>>42172859
yeah but split tongues look kinda hot

any of you have dick piercings

i should get an eyebrow piercing

>>42172832
woah...everything I hear about princess moder makes me like her more and more...

>>42172879
i did my own PA once but it didn't last very long, i didn't go far down enough on my peehole

>>42172896
>i did my own
WTF

>>42172887
princess moder likes to be molested btw

>>42172831
woah I just looked her up for the first time in like 10 years and she looks so pretty. kinda crazy how flat she is. also she's done some unusual shit to her dick so I'm not surprised at the shape

>>42172896
you might be one of the sickest fucks I've ever encountered and that's a compliment

>>42172906
omg...really now? this is fantastic news desu

>>42172931
yes, in her sleep too

I've considered going and getting like, 10 piercings in one session but I wonder if the pain would be too much. I've pierced my own ears with just needles and it wasn't too bad though so idk

>>42172904
i don't wanna pay someone to touch my lil flaccid dick
>>42172921
thanks dude

who is princess moder and why is she manmoding

>>42172933
I'll keep this in mind next time she retires to her chambers for the night

>>42172949
the guards will hear about this, rapist. unless you'r- O_O

>>42172953
unless what, your highness? I would never allow harm or molestation to befall you!

be honest, whats for dinner /mmg/

poop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqmI7_hYis

lentil soup and bread

>>42172970
alcohol

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honestly you people don't know this but if you molest the princess you go to hell

>>42172970
cigarettes

bro listening to video game 0STs

>>42172991
princess moder should consider being less bratty and erotic if she doesn't want to be molested

>>42172987
>>42172992
you two should combine your separate meals into a romantic traditional french dinner

>>42172996
are you not?

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monarchs all go to hell when they die

>bratty and erotic
you already said bratty, nona.

>>42172996
1. that's a rhythm game ost
2. what the hell is wrong with listening to vidya music miss zoomzoom

>>42172997
probably yeah but I don't think princesses can actually stop being those things

>>42172978
HELL YEAH BRING ON THE POOP
WOOO

qott: nah, transbian/straight moid fake trans

>>42172739
yeah :) i grew up with a pool so no issues there. kinda sucks with manmoding, a swim shirt doesn’t really hide the cones

good god I want a big poop dinner tonight :(

>>42172802
my skin’s pretty fucking pale. not too into frotting an mmg stranger though

>>42172739
yes but i won't do it ever again except maybe at denny blaine someday

>>42173076
ntn if you're not down to frot with randoms then are you really living

>>42172802
i am ultra white but i'm a monogamous transbian in a polycule so i can't frot with you, sorry

>>42172581
i got much larger due to excessive poop consumption

>>42172802
i'd frot with you but i'm probably not pale enough for you and my cock is even darker

>>42173082
i never really consider myself living anyway

>>42173088
me too... it's hard because you usually weigh yourself after you poop but i poop and eat it :/

>>42173094
no offense but maybe try frotting

>>42173103
net zero poop...

>>42172985
cartoon peasant dinner

>frotting with a cock smaller than yours
ooooohh my goddd i'm gonna bust

>>42172720
i am due to laziness

>poop
>lentil soup and bread
>alcohol
>cigarettes
very nutritious, guys

>>42173129
hey come on poop is part of a balanced breakfast

>>42173133
big poop propaganda

>>42173120
literally so peak. also when their dick is small and also can't get hard due to some chemical imbalance or whatever that's kinda hot

>>42173144
>bottoms that can't get hard
i;m gonna pass out

>>42173068
crossing my fingers you get a huge fat log to chow down on

>>42173008
honestly such a hard fucking painting.

>>42172947
she's just in charge around here

>>42173119
my lentil soup is pretty elaborate

what's in it

>>42173202
sorry nona! can you describe the recipe?

I feel like some people here want to be bottoms but like, can't or like refuse on some kind of ideological basis

>>42172839
honestly I want to run my thumbs under those ridges

>>42173206
>>42173207
not a recipe but my latest batch was:
onions, carrots, celery, garlic, habanero, tomato paste, can of crushed fire roasted tomatoes, spoonful of harissa, cumin, coriander, black pepper, cayenne, cinnamon, stock, lentils, and cilantro
top it off with a little feta and wah la

>>42173243
oh my yummerz what a wholesome meal

>>42173243
are you spoken for

i feel like it couldbe cool to be like strung up by the ankles and used as a pinata for a few minutes

plus it would decompress the spine

I fucking want you

>>42173258
sorry i'm married to God, i'm a male nun

nobody wants me

I fucking want a big fat pep PIZZA right now

i fucking want some delicious shit right now

I was going to eat dinner but I'm crying too hard, more alcohol instead

>>42173354
drink wawa, nona

>>42173347
me too let's go halfsies!

>>42173318
can you post yourself in your nun outfit please please please

>>42173364
hmmm... okay, i'm convinced. be careful though, i'm big and round and fat

>>42173324
I used to think this but it's typically more an issue of not having met the right person

>>42173318
>>42173374
thirding this
>>42173354
astral projecting moder hugs to you

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>>42173380
ok I'll give you most of the pizza then

>>42173354
I hope you feel better, nona :(

>>42172906
her highness was absent for only a couple threads, and people are saying she likes to be WHAT?? perhaps I will be absent for a couple more if I'm just going to be disrespected!

>>42173426
pay no mind to the lowborn your highness. your mere presence is a blessing to this thread!

>>42173426
post tummy tomorrow to regain favor

got milk ad except it says "got poop?" and the lady has like a poopstache instead of a milkstache

>>42173442
a goofy little grin slipped onto my face

at this point if the princess posted tummy I'd expect it to blow my mind and melt me like the ark of the covenant in indiana jones
but it would be a blissful obliviation indeed

>>42173462
good morning miss mcdoublemoder :)

>>42173438
of course it's a blessing, and I expect this general to treat it like one! her highness doesn't HAVE to grace her subjects after all, there are other important royal duties she could attend instead...
still, at least I can rely on you if nothing else, anonymous subjectmoder

>>42173468
good 9:14ner miss unspecified moder

>>42173474
I am sworn to your service, your highness...

>>42173491
we get it, you want her

>>42173451
I've mentioned before that this is precisely what would happen, but the greedy and uneducated won't listen! also I simply don't want to post that, and you KNOW how her highness feels about having her wants ignored...

i want a nun that cooks a mean lentil soup

large fry
double bacon quarter pounder with cheese
no onions
no pickles
final destination

>>42173491
wonderful, yay <3

>>42173505
do you want som chup with those fries

poopjection

monchin on sour patch kids straight outta the freezer
kinda afraid it may be causing masseter hypertrophy but luckily i have a dainty jawline

>>42173505
I try to wavedash but slip on the quarter pounder and ring out

frozen poopsicle

>>42173518
you might be a genius I'll have to try this. I'll put my bonz in the freezer first at least

>>42173502
nta but i remember you saying your stomach was pillowy or something. you're withholding something good from us.

>>42173531
omg they're so fucking good i can't stop eating them and i am addicted to the chew

im addicted to the poo

why jack off when you could jack ON

>>42173539
so her highness comes from a very prosperous kingdom, what of it? that does not obligate me to share the signs of that prosperity to the eyes of commoners!

i never met other trans person irl, kinda wild..

maybe you've only met gigapassoids

jacking onto my mouth

>>42173642
Touch grass

I want srs

>>42173648
no, for sure not
I just on average dont meet that many people

>>42173652
jacking onto your mouth

>>42173653
what does that mean the grass is cold and icy and covere dby snow what can i touch

>>42173655
same ess arr estie

>>42173663
ok now touch me with your cold fingers

I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY
AND IM FUCKED
in a very intentionally vague way

watching bad santa and scarfing down mcdeez

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>>42173675
wow, but, like, literally me?

>>42173679
everytime I see a new image of the manmoder he's larger and more masculine than before

>>42173679
this is one of the crazier ones i've seen

>>42173642
i think i’ve personally known 2 in each direction irl, plus quite a few online

>>42173679
this would’ve been my final straw but i’ve already had like 5 of those so im just gonna scream at nothing again

>>42173693
it's ok I'm on the right and just coping hard

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42173759
but i'm old and huge and on a different continent

>>42173789
im not interested in e-sex sorry

i am a sunkcosthon and that’s sick and cool and esoteric and normal and fine

googled the suicide helpline number a single time and now i'm getting ads for it on random sites

im thick asf in regards to fat but my pelvis is very small and male which makes me look super weird

ivw taken to goonjng because i dont like my body but i want sex is thaf weird

i should just become a hot man i wish my shoulders werent so small