>short>fat>bald>small head>huge eyes>sparse mustache Are sea lions the pooner animal?
>>42174361i will happily accept this despite my full head of hair
>>42174361You're onto something
>>42174361short? sea lions get fucking huge, up to 10 feet long in certain species. I'm pretty sure the one pictured here is a California sea lion, which can reach 8 feet. they're not fat either, you're thinking of regular seals. sea lions are mostly muscle and don't have blubber like seals (and pooners) do