>short>fat>bald>small head>huge eyes>sparse mustache Are sea lions the pooner animal?
>>42174361i will happily accept this despite my full head of hair
>>42174361You're onto something
>>42174361short? sea lions get fucking huge, up to 10 feet long in certain species. I'm pretty sure the one pictured here is a California sea lion, which can reach 8 feet. they're not fat either, you're thinking of regular seals. sea lions are mostly muscle and don't have blubber like seals (and pooners) do
>>42174867The one in picrel is just a liddol dood though. I’m surprised you had a problem with that and not the bald part considering these things are covered in fur no matter what size they are
>>42175315I kind of just accepted "bald" to mean "lacking hair" instead of lacking fur but technically yes that too! either way, I still assert that baikal seals are much more pooner coded
