>Be me, straight male, mid twenties>5'2 and could never really grow any facial hair>Have a very pretty girlfriend, though I don't feel very emotionally attatched to her.>Meeting up with an old friend from high-school for drinks tonight.>After a few hours I'm really drunk, as I'm a real lightweight and don't often go drinking. Vomit stains the back of my throat and I feel a bit dizzy and numb, though it's no different than other times in which I drink heavily. Maybe I feel a bit better than the few times a month I drink myself half to death, it's nice to see him again. He's so tall.>I almost fall off the stool and he catches me with almost no effort. He is also very drunk.>"Anon, I have to tell you something. I've always loved you. I love you so much.">Reject him because I am straight>Leave immediately, walk home in the middle of the night. I vomit on the street at the thought of that fairy being in love with me.>Have aggresive yet consensual sex with my whore girlfriend which ends with me pissing all over the bed by accident. I then vomit again on the floor on my way to the bathroom.>Refuse to call or speak to him because I don't talk to faggots. I received three missed calls all within the span of a day. It's been a month and thankfully he hasn't called me again.I love being straight. Any other straight men have experiences like this? If anyone calls me a closeted homsexual I am going to punch holes through my drywall.
>>42182446Didn't read. Let me see your hot little ass fag
>>42182498It's the length of one page of a book retard.
>>42182511I promise I'll read it all if you show me your ass. I love smaller guys so much man
>>42182535tldr its a bait and switch larp where you THINK that opis gonna get assfucked after his old friend professes his love for him while theyre both drunkbut op ends up telling him to fuck off and goes home to fuck his gf.
>>42182446>be me>closeted homosexual
