Chaser General>QOTT: Which conspiracy theory do you actually believe in?>QOTT2: if green aliens came to take you up to space on their flying saucer, would you go with them?Previous: >42180862
>>42183461there is no such thing as a "conspiracy theory"ive already been to 5D with my arcturian guide
>>42183461The CIA shape public opinion by having their hands in what kind of movies and tv shows get made. Especially anything military or superhero related. There's always an "America/the west good" message in there
>>42183477America and the west is good though. Unless you like beating women and beheading trannies ig
>>42183461That the government is hiding my chaser away from me
>>42183488Help me they're going to make me phobic aaahhh
Basically I just want every girl here to send location and when I find one close to me that will convince me theyre clean (no AIDS, washed out hole) and wont track down my friends and family and tell them im a stupid little faggot I will fall in love amd marry you. Hope that works
>>42183461>qottStraight trans women are conspiring to make me fat and strong instead of lean and strong
>>42183514No, we are not! *pours more sugar into your tea*
>>42183461>qotti'm like 99% on the feds killing MLK and pretty sure they had a hand in murking JFK too. those are genuinely considered, like, out there conspiracy theories in europe which is really funny because then like. most americans just believe them.>qott2yeah but i wanna know if they still do the anal probes like i'll need to douche first if they do right.
>>42183461>Which conspiracy theory do you actually believe in?The rich's final solution is to replace the working class with autos/drones/ai and then wipe out a % of humanity enough that humanities impact of the environment will halt/reverse They will start by leaving us so poor we can't afford food and then justify mass culling us with drones once we start rioting a very "based" solution that will almost certain leave us all dead, unless the thread happens to have any trust fund kids
>>42183461QOTT: None, conspiracy theories are for the stupid so they can feel like they're more important and clued into the "real world" than everyone else around them. QOTT2: Of course, nothing ventured, nothing gained
eui mommy
>>42183461QOTT: Thinking to think of one that hasn't come true. LolQOTT2: Let me pack a bag real quick
>>42183589hi anon hows it goingi thought you were doing a bit for the longest time but the absolute perseverance you're displaying with posting this every day is really making me reconsider
Good morning is everyone asleep?
>>42183685I'm in bed and listening to the band I listen to when I feel sad
>>42183685im gonna be up at least another hour which will let me sleep til 10 and then hopefully i can get a nap in so i can make it to midnight tomorrow. when im alone i have no problem staying up til 4 every night but i know being at a party ill be dozing by 1030
>>42183461>>QOTT: Which conspiracy theory do you actually believe in?Every one of those AI freak CEOs want to merge with a superhuman AI and become the anti-christ
>>42183685Yeah I'm asleep rn sorry
it’s been so cold lately i have to plan my goon nights ahead of time with the weekly forecast
>>42183694Why are you sad
>>42183748I'm always sad at this time of the year
He had a trans gf btw
>>42183759Did he die?
All day I debate whether or not I should detransition but then I see my ass and thighs and realize I'm supposed to be the girl
>>42183700Peter Thiel alert.
2026 in less than 4 hours guys
>>42183783Oh god oh god oh god I forgot to have someone to kiss at midnight again.
>>42183783More than 12 hours for me.
>>42183772woaw
>>42183788I neglected to organise this too
>>42183835I almost had it, but then he ghosted me for months.
>>42183783Happy new year (soon) fellow aussie.
i got 23 hours till new years
Does anyone here play Bazaar? I fucking suck at it help
>>42183783An hour and a half for me mate
>>42183848Wohooooooo!!!! Are we getting fireworks this year?
>>42183655I'm trying to decide if I want to buy stellar blade or metal gear delta on steam saleand yes you are mommy coded
Nothing is hotter to me than pinning down and rimming a cute trans girl
>>42183863I live near a fire trail with a good view of Sydney, so I can see the fireworks near my place assuming the visibility today is good.
>>42183848Happy new year cobba!
Nothing is hotter to me than getting pinned down and impregnated by a cute trans girl
i remeber this one australian chaser i knew
>>42183878Post booba
>>42183874Oh Neato. I had heard the cancelled the harbour bridge ones. And I'm not sure if they're doing the ones on the Yarra here in Melbourne this year.
>>42183878heightmogged overcompensating beta male-san...
just watched some random woman on twitch forget to turn her stream off and she was full screen masturbating on her couch
>>42183890proof or it didnt happen
>>42183885Wait seriously? I didn't hear about that. All I know is that there is supposed to be some tribute for the Bondi shooting, but I've been switched off on the news for a while now so I just don't keep up.Why wouldn't they do any on the Yarra this year?
>>42183881What was his deal? Good bloke or nah?
>>42183893I don't know if it's actually happening or not but I remember seeing something about them being likely cancelled due to increased terrorism threats. I'm sure we'll find out in 3 hours. I can usually juuuuuust see them on the Yarra from my house.
>>42183896whole sorry story; he was nice but he was a terma incel self hater and quite a bit racist and alcoholic and drug addicted; but he was always nice to me because he had a crush on me. tried to help him out but he was too self destructive. he was a good welder. he disappeared after allegations of him talking to femboy minors came out and he was doxxed. sad
>>42183901Hope you get your fireworks anon.
>>42183892I'm not that fucked in the head bruh
>>42183906Damn that's pretty crazy, wonder whats he's up to now
>>42183918he was a queenslander lad; lived in a shitty little old mine town if i recall correctly
>>42183906Oh shit, and I thought the Aussie chaser I knew was bad. That's disgusting.>>42183908Me too, have to get on the roof for it. But it's fun still.>>42183922Ohhhhhh that makes SO much sense.
>>42183922Makes sense. Probably a lot of meth getting around there I'd imagine
>>42183926>>42183929yeah he was a bad guy. i rmeber he added me to his incel gc and they all HATED ME. also now that im really like thinking on this. he had a crush on me when i was I was a minor. those allegations are definitely true what the freak.
>>42183941this is reminding me. there’s a lot of things in my life that have happened that i just never really thought about that much. this is late night thinking with aft.
>>42183941People from Queensland are.......weird. They're basically our version of rednecks and they're all on copious amounts of meth.
>>42183941So chasers are actual pedos
>>42183957This one anecdote about one chaser confirms this
>>42183960Frogposters discord server was a literal pedo incel clown fiesta
>>42183953type shit.>>42183963omg i was there too. i don’t think all chasers are pedos tho
>>42183953Brother got robbed by 2 meth heads up in Zillmere, idiots ended up on the wrong side of a knife and got what they deserved though.
>>42183967You're just the pedo whisperer aren't you lol.
>>42183970That sucks but hey, as long as they got their comeuppance, can't really complain too much.
>>42183972CRAZY STATEMENT. lmaoit was rough being someone who used 4chan at a young age.
Not all chasers are pedos, but most chasers are gooners, and most gooners are pedos
>>42183977Sorry, was just trying to bring a little levity to the horrible circumstances.And yeah I know what you mean, I was definitely exposed to 4chan way younger than I should have been.
>>42183993ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.allinall it came out alright other then making me a weird sexual deviant and a little anxious; could’ve been worse !!
>>42183997So what was the wildest thing you seen
>>42183993I saw chechclear when I was like 12 because of 4chan
>>42184001no i’m not a gooner type. i’m like the. freudian strange calling my bf dad type.
just finished a two hour goon sesh wish i had a cute girl here to enjoy it with
>>42183997Probably did the same to me honestly. The deviance I can deal with (or ignore as I mostly do) the anxiety is a tougher boss to kill.>>42184003Fuck that's a hell of a reference. I had a similar experience but with American soldiers in either Afghanistan or Iraq beheadings. That fucked me up for a while.
>>42184010No i meant like what's the craziest shit that happened to you
>>42184032fr. i was super anxious today. bf had to comfort me>>42184034oh jesus christ man. there was the homeless bf who cheated on me (he wrecked a home when he had none); or the ex bf who was getting married and told me i was the only love of his life and that he had never felt feeling for anyone else, or the nazi chud ex bf (he was bad), or the ex bf who tried to get me involved in his transbian ex gf love triangle. or the fact that i dated all of these people off of 4chan
>>42183461qott: umm i think ive believed in them so long I forgot they're conspiracy theories. there's definitely some. OH THE ONE ABOUT JLO AND TUPACqott2: if anyone came to take me anywhere i would go with them right away. i love everybody
>>42184041Damn that's crazy work, have you tried dating outside of 4chan? Lmao
>>42184052not really, i don’t jell well with people who don’t get my flavor of weirdo references. i have a great bf now tho, we’ve been dating 7 months. it’s stereotypical to say, but he really fixed me.
>>42184041I'm glad you had someone to help, that's always such a huge thing people don't realise. Wish I had that.And oh my dear lord, well I guess that's what dating in 4chan is like, I had a similar experience with the whole nazi child thing, turned out to also be transphobic after we had sex twice.
>>42184060chud* not child what the fuck phone.
>>42184060woah. yeah even tho i had like convinced myself i deserved to be with a guy who treated me bad (chud guy); i guess i knew deep down that i couldn’t do this, never willingly had sex with him
>>42184077I totally get that, I felt the same way for a long time. Took a lot to stop feeling so down on myself that I thought I deserved it And yeah I was dumb, ignored red flags and he did hide a lot of his less pleasant opinions.
>>42184089aw, i’m glad you’re out of that situation :)you’re gonna find someone who loves you unapologetically and for every aspect and part of you; trust me on this.
>lay down at 4 am>sleep paralysis at 430>snap out at 445>now wide awakegood riddance
>passoid voice>just look like a normal dudei'm surprised i don't get any double takes
>>42184099Thanks, we'll see. The world's not going to explode any time soon so I've got time for that to hopefully happen.
Aft post booba
Aft post gock
>>42183759W speed
>>42184120i know it’ll happen. i thought it never would for me; but look at me now. met my man though chasergen LOL>>42184134>>42184139no thanks i love my bf
I am now in 2026, happy new year guys
>>42184147That's incredible. I'm really happy for you, I doubt that'll happen for me here specifically but who knows.
>>42184172i believe in love for everyone :)
>>42184164oh my god so soon I'm not emotionally prepared. 天年快乐!!! what is 2026 cg like is it gonna be good are we having fungod i kind of just realised the year is about to change I'm suddenly so nervous
im blessed to have wonderful friends. a good job. a great bf. good education. and be hot. God is good to me rn for the hell i lived for like 3 years straight
>>42184187Me too, but typically my dumb dumb depression brain thinks that applies to everyone but me. Gotta fix that crap.
>>42184105how tf do you know when your sleep paralysis started what did you check your phone or some shit??
>>42184198imagining the sleep paralysis demon bursting through the door with a Starbucks apologising for being fifteen minutes late traffic was crazy
>>42184198im assuming based on how long it seemed to go on. in my mind i answered the door at least 4 times
>>42184219hang on you got up and did shit during your sleep paralysis?
>>42184228i dont know whats going on anymore. my nightmares are horrendous. i was couch locked, went through the porch to answer the door, pinned down in the porch, re answered the door, repeat step 3 and 4 a couple times, answer the door, pinned on the couch, answer the door, back on the couch, finally got out of the loop on try 5 or 6
Sippin on promethazine with lean I fell in love I can't put down the cup I can't put down the cup
>>42184237lmao sounds like seroquel. i don't think that's sleep paralysis cuz
>>42184250Kendrick just opened his mouth
desu desu desu ^_^ desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>42184258i was fully conscious on the couch for the last two which threw me off a bit and i dont take brain pills because i have a good brain so i dont go to the doctor
>>42184250
>>42184237melatonin gives me similar shit it's weird it makes that hypnagogic period where you're bordering betweeen sleep and being awake so much stronger and so much worse. but every time i've taken it to sleep i've just been stuck in an infinite loop of not being sure if i'm awake or not and various hat people coming and going from every door.
>>42184293It's giving one of those people in a zoom call that someone starts playing gay porn in
>>42184303I would be the one playing gay porn if anything
>>42183461>Which conspiracy theory do you actually believe in?sissy hypno is the result of mk ultra and people pretend it doesn't work because they see the victims as degenerates that did it to themselves
>>42184277hang on so like you were fully conscious on the couch and like you astral projected to the door or what?
>>42184308can we talk about what it would mean for sissy hypno to work. what would that look like in practice. I'm trying to visualise
astral projecting onto a choid's bed rn
I had some family members moralise me being stealth today. They are people I do not speak to much and they said they thought it was wrong that I am not out to everyone in my life because 'its part of my identity'. As though they know better than I do what is right for me. In reality I think they just do not like the idea of trans people passing and want me to be loud and proud because they'd be more comfortable if all trans women wore I AM TRANSGENDER I WAS BORN A MAN signs at all times
>>42184293>the last thing a fub's unsucked penis sees
>>42184361did they actually literally say this to you or are you reading between the lines a bit?
letting out a weeks worth of saved up farts the second the choids lets me into his home
>>42183551I used to see these vans all the time when I lived in SoCal
>>42184384No they said it directly. They said that they thought it was wrong that I didn't tell people in my life I am trans. They told me it was because they thought 'it was part of my identity' but taken with the other ways they speak about trans people, its really just that they are uncomfortable with the idea of us passing
>>42184415that's just an odd fucking thing to say to someone. if someone said that to me i'd just be glad they think i pass honestly
>>42184438The reason it came up is that I am friends with my cousin and their boyfriend, who was also going to be spending time with them all. My cousin was like 'do not mention that anon is trans because my boyfriend doesn't know' and it became a big thing. I think because they knew me pretrans they forget that to everyone else I pass and so get confrontational when they are reminded of it.
>>42184323forcefem desires so deeply ingrained that the subject actively attempts integration and either becomes successful or becomes focused on those now deepseated desiresobviously expression of this could extend like a tentacled abomination from another dimension to things like hedonism or dejectionwho knows though it is just an uncontrolled mass psychological campaign of some sort that's taken on a mind of it's own with malicious independent actors
>>42184466mehI agree that there's a meaningful lineage of tradition between mkultra and modern hypno porn I just don't agree that any of it worksit would be funny if it did but I think people are just very out of touch with themselves and hungry for someone or something else to take responsibility
>>42184293dunno if you're here but just wanna say that i'd cum all over your face while you sleep
so my friend who invited me to a nye party said she can't come so now i'm bringing three people to a nye party full of people i don't know yayyyyyyyy woohoooooooo. i moved to this city four months ago and don't know enough people well enough to have a ton of plans and my cousin decided she wanted to delay her plane back to uni so she could stay with me and enjoy nye haha...
today has to be good. what are the odds of seven bad days in a row? it has to be a rest day today
>>42184520I'm here. that's cool. I'm making a quesadilla
>>42184555torn between wanting to cheer you on and wanting to lecture you about conditional probability
>>42184563can you pick? it’s easier the sooner i know it’s a bad day
>>42184569I believe in you having a good day today!!!!
>>42184558hope it's a good quesadilla. I made an omelette earlier
Rest in piece to Big Sonia The Bozo Bronya, banned forever (again)
https://voca.ro/1jpYCD9V1Jau>>42184105https://voca.ro/12YkImo49JqN
