You know what we need? A thread about giant plants from space. I think that would be a fine topic, better yet if they're lesbian plants from space. Giant lesbian plants from space who inject you with hrt.
>>42185556those stories are cringe
>>42185556>Get rightfully kicked off of /lgbt/>Try to get things going again on /trash/>Not enough plant fuckers to keep a thread bumped>Come crawling back with a shit stealth attemptPlease just accept this cringe shit is dead and move on already.
so... fuck any plants lately?
>>42185926>MY NAME IS>WEED KILLA
>>42185926Lmao it's flover
>>42185556hdg fucking sucks there's no give or take it's just magic perfect shrubberies that dom you effortlessly with no bite to it it's fucking boringand it's agp
>>42186638Can you recommend a better erotica?
>>42186638pretty much thisthan HFY crowd is unironically the one interesting part about HDG, I just find it fascinating how you can create a fictional world about total surrender to sexual fantasy, and for whatever it reason, people who interested in the complete opposite, chastity in the face in overwhelming pressure to give in, end up dominating, or atleast becoming a significant part of the community. COC has the exact same thing going on, who are these people? Straight men who enjoy affirming their independence at any opportunity? Fetishists are too self conscious to give in but are still stimulated by the setting? Chuds?
>>42187008I dont understand this mental illness, op image is kind of hot, whats hfy? Please explain your derangement
>>42187025i'm not really into hdg (human domestication guide) but basically it's a collaborative erotic literature cnc world building project where humanity gets invaded by advanced precursor civilization called the "Affini" who are basically humanoid plant mommies (and daddies, but 99% of the writers are transbians so...)anyway the Affini aren't really genocidal, they're more interested in "protecting" humans, which to them means keeping them around as age regressed drugged up sex pets who they adore over and pamper constantly it's basically a "I wish I could smoke weed all day and have a dom mommy take care of me" wish fulfilment HFY (humanity fuck yeah!) are a group of amateur sci-fi writers.. brb someone called
>>42187100Oh I see, so transbian plant mommy setting got taken over by writers talking about fighting the plant mommies for independenceI appreciate this cursed lore thanks
>>42186638It's been ages since I did one of these but here goes>be you>roundup ready patriot of the terran accord>the most masculine man around who melts women with The Look passing them on the street>nothing like those stupid wormbrains who gave in to hedonism>you know humanity deserve better than those weeds>you quickly learn that not everyone is as strong as, with "friends" threatening to report you for feralism>one newly furry idiot provokes you after you've been drinking, getting you stuck in a "wardship" where a weed stares at you all day and tries to break your terran will>you'll never falter, you're too strong for that>or so you think, until the second day of your torment>you return home from your workout session at the communist gym where you lost your gold membership when the weeds invaded, to smell something strange>freshly baked cookies just cool enough to eat with a tall glass of milk>it takes all your strength to choke one down>you'll never break, certainly not because someone made food for you>certainly not from being called a good boy for finishing your snack>it keeps trying to help you take baths, like you're a kid, like you don't know how to turn on a faucet>it pressures you to take xenodrugs to "lighten up" but you know you need your full brainpower to fight off the xeno scourge for terra's future>legally they can do anything they want to you, but you know the war is still raging on every world but this>you pay the lies on the web no mind>for almost your whole sentence you have no trouble resisting xeno trickery, until the final day before your freedom>your weed cooks you a fancy dinner with steak and lobster, a celebration of your assimilation>you're holding on, knowing as your owner she wouldn't make that ever day even if she claimed she would>but after eating, she offers you a mysterious package>you shake it, it thumbs weakly>you carefully open it, wary of chemical surprises
>it's... a teddy bear>an actual teddy bear like in weird old movies from your grandparents' day>it's a gentle brown, like cartoon dirt, cold beady eyes with no whites, black marks on the ends of its tubular arms for claws, and a cheerful red ribbon around its neck>it doesn't look much like what you remember seeing, though>it's... off>something about the proportions isn't quite right>that matter is pushed to the side as you contemplate how SOFT the thing is>touching it makes your hands feel like they're sinking into a comforter or one of those subversive weed pillows they try to make you use that deprive your brain of bloodflow to make you dumb as a floret>it's so soft and so adorable you can't make yourself put it down, despite knowing it could be pumped full of chemical warfare agents>stars, you just want to bring it closer for a hug>but you don't, because no man like you would stoop so low>and you know you're a man because you got perfect scores on the dysphoria tests they keep forcing on you>stupid weeds...>but really>it's been since the invasion since you've had a genuine hug from someone who wasn't trying to enslave you or using you for validation>it wouldn't hurt to keep the thing... would it?>maybe just set it on a shelf outside your bedroom, so you aren't tempted>that's a good plan...>you go to set it somewhere secure when you hear the affini simulation a throat clearing noise>"petal?">you turn to look>"I might have misguided you by presenting that as a present... at present, anyway>"you're a very good boy, and you've been perfectly obedient and well behaved since we met>"I'd like for you to be my floret">"no">"that's too bad, cutie. That little bear was to be a domestication gift for becoming mine, but if you wouldn't like that I should take it back. A strong independent human like you wouldn't need a stuffed animal, hm?">you hold the thing in your hands, staring at it>just give it back and your wardship ends>why is that so hard?
>>42187670All plushies forever should come preloaded with Class Cs. This isn't my opinion, this is objective fact.
