I will never be kidnapped by medieval warriors, give birth to their king's 196th kid and do lewd stuff with his other wives
A "king" back then lived worse than a ghetto gang banger on welfare today, the only difference is his relative wealth and prestige. You'd have died of rape-induced sepsis before the 2nd trimester.
>>42197270I yearn for the post-apocalyptic dark age so I can do stuff like this to girls like you or die trying