>>42201725
>what do you want out of life?
I want mastery over gravity

>>42201725
>qott
i've been working on my career goals for a while and things have been going well so i guess that's not just a dream anymore.
only thing left to do is find someone to love and grow old with (impossible)

>>42201725
Pass midterms. In a broader context i want to become skilled and good at something. Rn i'm just good for nothing and incompetent as fuck and probably wont even troon out ever.

>>42201725
>qott
i want to make someone happy

the virgin Midterms or Trooning vs the chad FFS or Mastectomy

>>42201800
Strongest repper of 2026 vs the strongest repper in the history of mmg.

chad ffs or mastectomy vs the thad ffs + mastectomy

really didn't think mastectomy girl would be replaced as my least fav poster on the first day of the new year

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>>42201822
Unfathomable

every time you think you've seen the worst poster there's another even shittier poster just around the corner. there's no rock bottom it keeps getting worse forever.

makes me feel a little better about myself because there’s constantly worse posters. i might be in the top half of least annoying mmg posters by now

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Plans for tomorrow. 1. Eat well. 2. Take my pills on time. 3. Study real hard for at least 6 hours total and then chill playing Vintage Story and listening to audiobooks.

>>42201877
if you're who i think you are then i loved your posts and miss them dearly

im crashing out in complete silence

Cismoid surprises all of /mmg/ by speaking in perfect tranny.>>42201892

>>42201932

>>42201838
i look like that

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>>42201949
I look worse than that.

>>42201892
i never stopped making posts…who do you think i am?

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

I was making these instant sichuan noodles and they come with this little plastic bag full of chili crisp. I got one that had apparently been leaking in the package (perhaps it was incontinent or just sweaty?) and as a result, everything in the package was covered in a thin red film of chili oil. when time came to apply the oil to the noodles, I couldn't quite get a grip on the bag. it was slipping out of my hands and I ended up just blatantly molesting the bejeezus out of it. my fingers were burning badly from the chili oil and I was handling the bag like I was trying to induce a life-changing orgasm. that mofo was writhing and squirming in my hands like a nervous bottom. that shit was kind of erotic to be honest. so I was just standing there in my kitchen slightly aroused and licking chili oil off my hands for a few minutes. I just wanted you to know that

>>42201981
well, i was mostly talking about seeing the trains, if that's you

Trooning out bc it'd be easier to explain to my mom than the idea of blackpill and dysgenic surplus male populace and why foids are evil.

lmao

>>42202053
jesus christ i’m predictable
not sure when trainposting will resume. i’m skipping the radio play this month for my mom’s birthday so that’s two potential train trips (rehearsal + performance) gone

trooning out to own the foids

HELLO MEN
SAY IT BACK

Ok but heres my question. Do i count as an incel if i've never had a crush on any girl or tried to ask anyone out ever not once? I basically have been a shut-in since age 13 and too defeatist to go on dating apps or cold approach(also bc both of these are a humiliation ritual.)
I feel like thats watering down the term though a bit. Also feels kinda hardcore to be considering cross sex hormones just bc im scared of women.

Also also had a dream recently where a rly pretty girl let me hit and i puked up from stress.

>>42202088
Hello women!
>>42202080
Based

how do i block people?

>>42202110
You're very foidbrained for finding me disgusting btw desu ngl

>>42202094
incel (original term) = want to have sex but can't find a way to have sex
incel (revised term) = misogynist that subscribes to nutty internet shit about hypergamy and stuff
>humiliation ritual
that's not what those things are even if you believe in the conspiracy of humiliation rituals

>>42202110
highlight his trip -> click the blue arrow -> filter selected text

>>42202022
palindrome of 4
your delicious story had me squirming like a nervous bottom (i am a nervous bottom)

>>42202126
Ok so i AM an i cel. Im not a misogynist just because hatred of women(and gays) is unironically a brown third world mentality and i dont fw that at all. I'm just uncomfortable around women so i dont talk to them unless i have to. Anytime i had to talk to a woman recently i was kinda disassociated just going thru motions.

But yeah no homophobia is so brown unironically.

>>42202139
ok so you're not a misogynist but you are both stupid and racist

ahh much better now that i don’t have to see that nigger’s posts xD

>>42202153
Im not racist in that i dont believe on genetic determinism across races. Ethnicity is a useful shorthand however. "White" can be replaced with western and it means the same. Whether its bc of a kind of wheat that has grown in the area of a timezone the "west" is globally the only place that even slightly respects LGBTQ+ and women's rights. N
In the middle east they chop gay peoples heads off and forbid any female autonomy. Thats brown.

>>42202137
pees on you

>>42202182
you are so dumb

non negligible chance this is methy doing a character

>>42202137
I'm glad you liked it and I hope you're not covered in chili oil!

>>42202194
that’d be kinda awesome

>>42202191
Sorry.
>>42202194
No itd not.
I can post a bodypic tomorrow after studying

methy will spend all night on chatgpt trying to ai generate a convincing repper body pic

Gosh i am so drunk

>>42202246
Im going to anglefraud and my lower body is p slutty actually

make sure to timestamp

>>42202281
Oh ueah

Went to take pics rn and goy dysorphic.
Mostly bc of the face rho. Im just gonna exercise real hsrd fot a couple of weeks.

Goodnight everyone.

its cute that our pet cis moid is an incel.

>[got] dysphoric
“cismoid”

>>42202323
S-sorry!
I genuinely have never fallen for a girl but even if i have i would've been way too scared to confess my feelings. After puberty i got super blackpilled so i domt even have fictional crushed or anything. I just assume illnbr always alone.

you can have gender dysphoria and be cis, chud.

>>42202324
Dysmorphic* then. I'm just kinds ugly in terms of even the male standards.

>>42202351
Yeah exactly.
Anon is a low level philosopher fr ong.
Anyway im actually off. Slutty waist pics tomorrow so youncan judge me k?
Also tons of studying. I promise to pass my midterms.

>>42202342
itll get better but i get it <3

>>42202351
LOL

cis people can have dysphoria and they should be first in line to get ffs and trans people should pay for it

luh mow

>>42202137
hate you btw

>my lower body is p slutty actually

>>42202400
plz pee on me if you're going to speak to me like that preferably at the same time

>>42202425
okay i'll pee on you while i tell you i hate you

nvm hehe i know who this is

fuck you + wishing misfortune on you for 100 years

yeah same i hope they find your body in a pit

fight fight fight

why can't we all get along

>>42202456
okay now i am legitimately wishing you kill yourself posthaste

https://youtu.be/YIqUk1wcl4E?si=7g4YcgZsxeZ0joaw

tf goin on in here who fighting

should’ve seen the peanuts special you missed some lore fr

some people will always be too vain and self centered to commit suicide and make the lives of those around them better i suppose
i am talking about you

i thought nobody showed up for the peanuts special

mocking me

>>42202529
the first one

i wanna see the cis moid's sluttu lower body

>>42202595
wait i was in that one and ion remember any lore

>>42202342
>even doing the stuttering in text thing
jesus christ get on fucking e already, want to be an anime girl so bad

>>42202624
i was also in it and don’t remember any lore lmao

imGine a penis going in and out of your butthole right now, dude YES

aw FUCK yeah this rocks

hell yea
t. penis enjoyer

imagine a girl sitting on your face half heatedly playin with your penis unintentionally edging you and just RIPPING farts in your face. brother, hell yeah.

>>42202675
i have never been able to make putting stuff in my ass feel good :/ it was never awful, just kinda meh

>>42202696
honestly could go for that

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does this count as a dual monitor setup?

>>42202755
haha i can see ur ip address

>>42202755
i will add u

>>42202755
cute dino plushie

>>42202846
i have the worst fucking opsec

>>42202949
i know an insane amount of stuff about you from pictures you post ;-;

>>42202949
finding you, sexing you, leaving you

you could start naming your files something other than
>image.jpg

using 4chan is bad opsec, we're all in the same boat

>image.jpg
>iposters
>pxlposters
its all so tiresome

>>42202862
thanks! i got it the same day i got my blahaj! :D

>>42202949
girl you need to start looking at your pictures before you post them desu. whenever I post a picture online I inspect that shit for reflections, location-specific things. unless you just don't give a shit I guess

i love posting from my iPhone

>>42203016
i will probably not do that, but i sure should

>>42203027
can i post from your iphone?

>>42203060
if ur good enough

>>42203072
i think i am

>>42203098
then feel free to post from it

>>42203103
can you give me your passcode? it closed automatically :(

>>42203173
git gud

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nvm got it

>>42203265
grats anon

you either die a
hero, or live to be a
villain. i'm chillin.

>>42203333
hi chillin’, i’m nona

jork my shit in a confounding way

literally how do I stop eating bonz because at this point it feels like the bonz are eating me

>>42203616
ok what the fuck are bonz you've been posting about shoving bonz down your throat for 3 or 4 days now

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>>42203622
bonz are my second favorite candy after jelly beans. they're little bone-shaped candies that are kinda like smarties (rockets if you're canadian) in their chalky texture. they also have the capability to be formed into a tight-woven crystalline structure, which is incredibly satisfying. an illustrative image is included for your edification! I have eaten like a pound of bonz in the past 2 days.

>>42202015
what is there to like about manmoders?

>>42203679
a pound of any kind of candy in 2 days seems really really bad for you. is your thumb okay?

>>42203687
some of you are fucking awesome to be quite honest

>>42203691
eating more than 10 or so bonz in a day is probably pretty unhealthy, but I can't stop eating bonz. my thumb is totally and completely gay and smells a bit weird I think. but other than that it's ok. why do you ask?

fresh coating of snow :D

>>42203692
i hope i’m one of the awesome ones, i’m crossing my fingers as i type this that you think so

>>42203714
i ask because of the cuts/scratches on it. did you run it over a cartridge razor or something else with parallel sharp bits?

>>42203729
you probably are. especially if you can type with crossed fingers!

>>42203744
i’m phoneposting so i just crossed my fingers on my left hand and typed with my right

>>42203738
I have no idea what those are, actually, and I've never noticed them before now. I think that's new? they're not cuts. I wonder if it's some sort of bonz-induced mutation...

how do you pronounce "bonz"?

>>42203760
like bonzi wells but without the i

suckin down bonz like nothing else matters
I eat them outta bowls and I eat them outta platters
I put them in a jar, so I can eat em faster
when I'm running out of bonz my heart just shatters

>>42203723
i'm getting 15 cm of snow overnight that i have to shovel in the morning :c

ill give u 15cm tn

>>42203826
woaw... almost 6 entire inches...

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writing in a journal and man it’s just this but i’m showing it in the mirror instead of to you people

>>42203848
can I see your journal :3 I prommy not to tell anyone

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here, jiji with no writing

trainmoder write like a foid!

you can get this bitch to show u anything

>>42203868
cute!

>>42203878
kinda could’ve been chris chan if i was a bit more autistic and on here a lot earlier

>>42203894
its ok we still love you

>>42203903
<3 idk why you would, but thank you so much

>>42203906
>idk why you would
because you're going places

>>42203906
and you're kinda hot too

>>42203916
only down </3

>>42203692
I don't feel like im particularly awesome...

>>42203967
good morning mcdouble girl!

>>42203974
well yeah. the nature of manmoding to fucking hate yourself. that doesn’t mean your assessment of yourself is absolute

>>42203974
I'm sure there are some cool things about you. why do you say you're not particularly awesome?

honestly would it be better to float like an enlightened adeptus or to have a shitty chair that you sit in all day

>>42203974
you are awesomesauce

>>42203982
im too old to be called a girl

>>42203812
I have to do that on average once a week and it's more than 15cm and it's so heavy and it often rains so it's even heavier and I have such a huge driveway

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>>42201725
>qott
I want to help everyone else get what they want desu. and maybe make some interesting art

i just find it difficult that manmoders are lovable. fakemoders i understand the appeal but no one really wants a manmoder bf.

>>42204030
manmoders are people below the surface. despite looking masculine (or just being insanely insecure) I don't understand how anyone can say they all aren't lovable. are you only attracted to looks?

>>42204043
>are you only attracted to looks?
everyone is

im only attracted to how many points you have in mcdonalds app

>>42204063
skill issue perhaps? I don't really give that much of a fuck about looks. isn't personality like, 90%?

>>42204074
>skill issue perhaps?
just because i'm a khhv doesn't mean i can't be right about how the world works okay
fuck you

>>42204082
oh and you're a khhv!? you said you think everyone is ONLY attracted to looks. you're not right about how the world works. yeah a lot of people are shallow assholes but not everyone is. SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS lol

>>42204072
9 ice cream cones worth

>>42204100
i will engage in sph with you (small points humiliation)

>>42204131
brootal

>>42201785
omg go back to wherever you came from tripfagging faggot

lol do not engage with the cismoid, he won't shut the fuck up. we're lucky he even started tripfagging so we can filter his sorry ass

do you moders gaf about dressing nice or do you just wear whatever when you go out

mostly i just dont go out in the first place

Idk if you knew that but in the UK cismoids have an easier time and less checks when getting on e than trans folx bc of balding.
Get cismogged

>>42204043
>manmoders are people below the surface
no they aren't

>>42204030
the ONLY people who find manmoders appealing are other manmoders. they just want someone they understand, and it's largely projection most likely

>>42204638
Cismoidmoder here i find manmoders personalities to be attracctive but not looks bc i'm STRAIGHT and they look like men as the name would imply. Wouldnt mess with a passoid either bc girls scare me.

>>42204629
some of them are my friends, and they are in fact people

>>42204293
I feel guilty about going out in sleazy clothing like sweatpants because of how it erodes society so I'm going to get some decent clothing and only wear them when going outside soon

>>42204644
you seem like a repper, sorry

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>>42204022
I’ve become vampiremoder, 31 with 8 years of HRT and I just look like a much younger man.

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>>42204738
You dont look bad and definitely better than you otherwise would off hrt but its rly not that big a diff. I've seen 40yos who look just as decent off hrt. You just need to take good care of your body and not work at a factory or anything to do with welding.
This reminds me to start collagen banking tho. I look way worse than you at age 20 so its probably a fools errand.

what did i miss? why do we have a new tripfag that's fucking named "cismoid"

>>42204659
If i were to go on hrt i would still identify as cis and male. Valid?
Anyway im off for now to buy snacks and then STUUUUDY

if you're not a trans woman this isn't the place for you fuck off faggot

every time one really annoying poster stops posting, another one takes their place. someone in here must be cursed, or maybe all of us collectively

>>42204813
retard

>>42204805
unironically it's a new named character who's so insufferable we collectively insisted he tripfagged so we can filter his posts. his name is cismoid because he's literally just a cismoid, he just won't fuck off out of this trans thread. just like, try and ignore it till it goes away...

>>42204823
Ok i identify as a woman now. So this place is now for me, right?

just a piece of shit troll

>>42204830
at least people had the sense not to reply to methy...

Ok sorry i didnt realize its been pissing people off so much. Just wanted to have somewhere to talk and you guys seem cool. I'm not gonna post anymore since i'd hate to be a bother.

>>42204738
3 years older than me and youth mogs me

>>42204863
at least methy is a fucking trans woman...

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how life feels after cumming super hard to old worldstar comps

i need a cigarette

i need cow bikini pictures

I need 5 million dollars

but I would settle for 5 thousand dollars

i’d settle for a mcdouble

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>>42205338
hora, dozo~

>>42205380
those patties better be beyond beef

ok but why can't you just be a feminine guy without needing to take dangerous hormones

>>42205605
70% of all men will go bald before thirty

>>42205605
it's like i'm back in /repgen/

life would be so great if i wasnt insane. And funny for me im only insane because as a kid i had impulse issues and i decided to hate myself for and repress all my urges forever but now i have executive dysfunction issues and also i look male. it’s unfortunate. it happened worst when i was in second grade at a birthday party and i was dancing around someone’s table and holding balloons and generally yelling cause i was obnoxious and then i accidentally knocked down a beautiful crystal vase . I also once hit the older boys in the neighborhood with a hockey stick and they got disgusted with me after that but it was only cause i couldnt process my attraction and i wanted them to get away or maybe they were being rude to me i dont remember. either way i wish my parents moved and also maybe divorced so i could have had a fresh start and been a youngshit i waited my whole life for a fresh start before i could be me again right but jt never came so i never could be and eventually i started estrogen after giving up and losing my entire old life but im still in the same apartment only im old now and i look like a twink instead of a arthoe theyfab redscare girl with an email job in nyc

>>42205605
why can't I be a masculine guy who takes dangerous hormones?

>>42205605
Why can't you silent instead of asking retarded questions?

>>42206183
why are you brown?

>>42204043
i feel unattractive under the surface as well. im boring, bitter, and bitchy.

should i take hrt this week

you should live stream taking it so we can all degrade and emasculate you as you do it.

>>42206705
no

>>42206718
no you'd just call me a disgusting hon
also my hair looks really bad

>>42206723
why not

>>42206738
i dont know man who cares

>>42206738
id call you a failed male who deserves to be chemically castrated and that its good you are making yourself more pleasing for men to fuck

>>42206792
Ew

i wish i were a cute twinkhon

Anyone else got a hunchback and posture issues that make them look not even manly just disgusting.

my entire spine is crooked

How are there so many passoids on this board. I feel like the only ugly tranny.

i wish i were a twink cutehon

>>42206910
You can do yoga and torso extensions but that takes years and wont fix structural issues. Its good to do just so you can avoid backpain later.

i'm an ugly hontwink

the mocked and the raped

i wish i were a doubled mctwink

>>42206930
it's okay i'll probably kill myself instead that seems easier

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>>42206960
I plan to fix my shit but if it doesnt work out i'll do the same. Death is permanent so might as well try before then.

>>42206972
i can't fix the way my ribcage is asymmetric even with surgery, it's crazy my body is literally irrevocably fucked and there is not a single thing that can be done. i hope you have better luck nona

>>42206991
I'm in the same boat basically. Huge kyphosis, curve and chicken neck. Probably wont work but i'll do literally everything i can to get it fixed.

i cant ever fix my fugly hip dips

i need to shoot myself soon

I have disease and it's called being male, do you think they'll ever find a cure

Boys dont cry

men can cry tho