bf doesn't want to get up how do I make him get up so we can go play and do things? I hate how he always is in bed for 2 hours looking at social media before getting up every day
>>42203193if i were your boyfriend i would probably get up if you spit on me. at least my dick. lol boner alert
>>42203193pee the bed, turn on the lights and leave the room, tell him to see a psychiatrist
>>42203207L rizz
>>42203462wdym when my man says boner alert i get wet as a whistle
>>42203462i know youre following me around the board asshole
>>42203193Talk to him about his excessive social media usage
>>42203510No way youre the same person from earlier who wanted to comb that one lady’s hair
>>42203193is his name austin? curious if this is my ex
>>42203193how tall are you and him this will help me give advice
>>42203514He loves twitter too much
>>42203515in the flesh brotha
>>42203540He 6' I am 5'9"
>>42203552The worst one too ripTime to break his phone
>>42203556Sorry i just like saying L rizz it’s funny i didn’t mean to hurt you sorry that looks that way :/
>>42203579hehe. i promise i didnt mean anything nasty by the first post, this one was a different story
>>42203559thank you < 3. the truth is when i see a cute post i ask how tall the op is and if she is shorter than me i cry and im sad. you are not shorter than me so i am happy. have a nice day nona
