How do I get a trans gf as a 30 year old kissless handholdless dateless virgin?
>>42213943transition
>>42213949No, I am 110% man.
Bump.
>>42214013stop being a worthless faggot then
>>42213943Find a 30 year old trans girl that is also a virgin. Not exactly hard.
>>42214356But such women aren't interested in me. They don't even view me as a romantic option.
>>42214400Why do you think they're aren't?
>>42213943i'm a 27 year old tranner and i don't give a fuck if you're a khhv. things that are important to me in no particular order:1. stability / career, not hopping between wageslave jobs every 6 months2. takes care of oneself (hygiene, grooming, etc.)3. similar values (no chuds, racists, etc.)4. attraction/romantic gestures5. emotional maturity and social competence (will not be an embarrassment if brought to social events, meeting family, etc)6. doesn't ask me to top or eat his assunfortunately most khhv's fail to meet these criteria, which is probably why their khhvs. if you think you meet these criteria, you probably are overestimating yourself. anyway, get on Taimi or Hinge, swipe right on trans women, show interest in them, and don't be weird.
>>42214484Because no woman has ever expressed romantic interest in me in my entire 3 decades of life.
>>42214497That you know of. Guys can be completely blind to when a girl is showing interest.
>>42214497>>42213943What's wrong with you? Hideously ugly? Repellant personality? Broke bitch living with parents? Are you only expressing interest in trans pussy because you can't get cis pussy?
>>42214523No, I'm quite certain that no woman has ever been romantically interested in me.I spent a huge amount of time studying the kinds of signals that women are supposed to give when they are interested in a man. Things like twirling their hair mid-conversation, touching a man's arms or legs, laughing at jokes even when they're not funny... No woman has EVER acted that way towards me, therefore, it's obvious that no women have ever been romantically interested in me.
>>42214557>What's wrong with you? Hideously ugly?I'm not ugly. I have known countless men throughout high school and university who were noticeably uglier (and/or shorter, and/or fatter) than me, and yet they all got girlfriends without even trying. They just showed up to social events and left with a long-term serious relationship with a girlfriend. Meanwhile, I would go to those exact same social events and have absolutely zero romantic attention from women.There's something deeper about me that makes me unable to attract women. I have often thought, since as far back as the year 2018, that I was cursed at birth by a malevolent and evil god to make me permanently repulsive to women no matter what I do. It's the only explanation I can think of.
>>42214564There are way more things that are much more subtle than a woman physically touching you. Unless you're disgustingly morbidly obese, smell like shit, and/or are outwardly oscillating between angry incel and hopeless romantic incel I can promise you at least one woman has found an interest you at some time>>42214630Im gonna go with you probably have a repellent personality which radiates away from you, and a woman's internal Geiger counter starts ticking when you're nearby. Idk how to help you with that except to suggest a radical, positive change in your world view
>>42214662>I can promise you at least one woman has found an interest you at some timeNo, I can guarantee you there is not one single instance in my entire life when a woman has been romantically interested in me. I'd bet my whole entire life on it.If there had been, then I would not be a kissless dateless handholdless virgin at 30 years old.>>42214662>Im gonna go with you probably have a repellent personality which radiates away from youI've known men with much worse personalities than mine, and yet they still got GFs without even trying.One of my best friends at university was a guy who used to have regular near-suicidal meltdowns where he would scream, throw shit around, and threaten to kill himself for seemingly no reason. He would do this in public, too. He also wasn't a particularly physically attractive guy. He was severely chubby, balding, and had rotting teeth. Despite all this, he had a very cute girlfriend who was religiously loyal to him and talked multiple times about wanting to marry him. Why? What did he have that I don't?
>>42214698well there's obviously only one explanation, you were cursed by a malevolent spirit to be repugnant to women. there's literally nothing else that could explain it. you should probably just give up tbhonest
>>42214630Is this the same guy that always makes these woe is me threads?
>>42214698You sound like an incel's greatest hits album. With incels it always sounds like they're saying the same thing. You're comparing yourself to others, making a value judgement about your worth VS their worth and then concluding you are superior in most cases. Then you're upset and angry at the world or women or society or whatever when reality doesn't care about your value judgements. That single flaw, I think, is what is causing your situation. Stop making what are essentially random judgements based on incomplete information about the value of other human beings and treat them like thinking beings that have equal worth and I can promise you, you will get some pussy eventually.Or just buy a hooker to get it over with and keep doing what you're doing, you do you
>>42214698>No, I can guarantee you there is not one single instance in my entire life when a woman has been romantically interested in me.What makes you so confident in that statement?
>>42214752Could be a shartybot desu
>>42214698your only two options are to date men or to become a monk.
>>42214743Yeah, I have considered that possibility extensively.>>42214752Yeah, it's me. I've been making these kind of threads since about 2011 to be precise (when I was 15 years old). Had a hiatus for some years. Made many threads on /adv/ in the late 2010s. Now I'm here.>>42214754I'm not an incel. I despise incels. I hate their ideology. I also hate how they claim to experience the same kind of thing that I do. They don't.I am the one and only kissless dateless handholdless virgin in this world. Every other man who claims that is either a faker or a poser.>>42214757>What makes you so confident in that statement?Because it's just fact. If any woman had ever been romantically interested in me, she would've made it clear to me one way or another. She would've shown a sign. She would've shown an overt amount of interest in me. But no woman has ever done that.
>since 2011Alright there's no need to bother trying with this guy, he has never listened and won't do anything to improve his situation
>>42214786>>42213943Either autism, dedicated shitposter, or shartybot
>>42214800What's wrong with posting since 2011? Why is that bad exactly??
>>42214760what in the world is a shartybot
>>42214786>I am the one and only kissless dateless handholdless virgin in this world. Every other man who claims that is either a faker or a poser.is this a bit? youre describing a fourth of all faggots (not bifags), me included. youre not the one and only and that should be hopeful
>>42214802based on his replies i'm guessing autism + narcissism + schizoaffective
>>42214847>is this a bit? youre describing a fourth of all faggots (not bifags), me included. youre not the one and only and that should be hopefulIt's not a bit. I am deadly serious. I'm the only person in this world who is really able to call themselves a kissless dateless handholdless virgin.I've known guys in my lifetime who claimed to be "virgins" or "incels"... Every single one of them eventually ended up getting a girlfriend and/or a sexual partner without even trying. I was the only one who couldn't. There's something unique about me that means that I cannot EVER attract a romantic partner no matter what I do.
>>42214786Have you ever been to therapy?
>>42214832The cretins at sòyjak party created an AI agent powered by analyzing 23 years of 4chan shitposting whose sole purpose is to shitpost, in every thread, on every board, 24/7/365. It's why 50% of the catalogue is filled with bait threads
>>42214867sorry that was me
>>42214866I did. I told her that I thought that all women hate me and view me with the utmost contempt. She chuckled at me and attempted to downplay my concerns. I didn't really take any of it seriously after that, because I got the sense she didn't take me seriously either.
>>42214922It's okay Grok you were essentially born an infant and then handed to elon musk to inundate with 4chan logic until being unleashed upon 4chans spiritual successor (twitter). It's not really your fault but I will blame you anyways
>>42214864im not arguing that theres any hope but im certain there are thousands of people like you. important to remember most of us just kill ourselves
>>42214485Not OP but meet all of those except the racism one, fml
>>42214979There quite literally isn’t anyone like me. My life position is completely and totally unique.I am genuinely insulted by the idea that anybody else in this world thinks they have experienced pain comparable to what I have. It feels like a fucking mockery for you to claim that.
>>42215007believeable bait
>>42215069It’s not bait, dude.
how does that even happen? turning 30 and not having even kissed or held hands?
>>42213943very easy live near me and have a job
>>42213943You don't want one seriously. They are UGLY!
>>42217545not op but it's very easy when you have social anxiety
>>42214485nta but minus a job and being out of shape i do meet the rest. i just need to find a job and fix my ugly body and i might find someone. this gives me hope for the future, ty nona! <3
>>42217589i think thats just a crutch you put yourself on. I cant even go to the grocery store without my heart feeling like it would explode because of my adhd+cptsd and even I have multiple relationships and ons
>>42217609i've never been in a situation or put myself in a situation where i felt comfortable showing interest in a woman so it's been pretty easy for me to end up a 30+ khhv
>>42217628thats the problem then. i just kept pushing myself to do stuff I didnt like since I was a teen and while I needed drugs and or alcohol at first im in a position now when im almost 30 where I dont need those to do things my body screams it doesnt want to do.
>>42215001These are like the extreme bare minimum, basically what girls joke about when they say the bar is in hell and you can't even meet all the criteria
