previous >>42212674qott: how are you staying warm this winter theme: https://youtu.be/HQmmM_qwG4k?si=1f4k41FmXPJa4X2m
>>42215823living in california
i love trannies with small tits and small asses
>>42215845 thank you :)
>>42215823>qottblankets, lots and lots of blankets
>>42215853>small titsNegotiable >small assesThat's gonna be a no from me dawg
i love trannies with big hogs
also picrel should be euthanized, any dog larger than a shiba should be, or at the very least banned from ownership
>qottI live in Miami.
>>42215890People who live in cities shouldn't be allowed to own big dogs as pets
>>42215890Oh no she's ragebaiting again, im sorry I made fun of you, you've been chill lately and it really has been nice
Did the first injection of the new year and finished the vial
>>42215904its not ragebait. You should not be allowed to own a vicious animal that can kill anyone at any second. If a 13 year old cant reasonably punt or fight it off it needs to be banned
>>42215853Small like this?unsee cc/album#Fnc2x4AxKTk3
>>42215904That's not rage bait it's rationaldog worshippers are weird and antisocial
>>42215890you have shit takes goddamn. not even a pit its a boxer
>>42215912Every unsee you post makes me hard and throb instantly lol
>>42215909>If a 13 year old cant reasonably punt or fight it offOh so if you couldn't fight it off
>>42215912Those aren't small they're plump and suckable
>>42215915i dont care if it's a karate black belt, is it bigger than a shiba?
>>42215917I mean yes I would be above that threshold?
>>42215926Stop arguing and go take me some choker pics
Hello I've been busy anything interesting happened
>>42215916Oh yeah? I'm glad you enjoy.>>42215919Are they? Maybe you can convince me.
>>42215929まったく, you've got to wait till my recovery, not that I ever promised those pictures anyway
>>42215914bayzed
>>42215934Praying that you succumb to the sickness.
>>42215934I made the decision for you, toy.
Is bronya here
>>42215940already passed mud, simply recovering
why are unsee uploads so slow why is it only allowing 10 min views
>>42215923youre such a jolly human, sorry all day niggaz you hang around dont know how to train a dog besides fighting other dogs
>>42215912You have really nice nipples.>>42215890What are you even talking about, be so for real.
>>42215945Quit calling me mud like you know what it means
>>42215947just change it tardy>>42215948did you have a stroke
>>42215926Would you though...
>>42215933I would pin you against the bed and suck on them back and forth and make slutty wet noises when I switched between them, pinching your nipples between my fingers to make you moan
>>42215951what part about that confused you?dogs bigger than a shiba need to be banned from ownership and ideally euthanized>>42215952I don't even look at names mud I wouldn't reply to you if I saw your fat lard name
>>42215953
>>42215955yes I would obliterate most adults even
>>42215953I hope one of your hood rat brothas pitbulls maul you. post another edited Pic you absolute failure of a human
Discordia dont ignore me you brat
>>42215960I would simply click it anyway
>>42215960Clicky
>>42215958What you're saying isn't based on anything. There are plenty of big dogs that are perfectly safe. If you're going by numbers then we could talk about how cars should be illegal due to rate of deaths from accidents. You're just saying shit though. I don't think you've thought about this at all.
>>42215958>Says the failure doing requests for pedophilesI really really really really cannot fucking wait until you're homeless from all your fuck ups.
>>42215962Maybe from whatever pygmi village you're from
>>42215965>>42215966NO! NO CLICKY!
I dont think blacks should be allowed to vote, anything darker than tan should be put to work in a field
stu wife please
>>42215964soz>>42215963bro wat are ye yarpin abart>>42215971what I'm saying is based on the fact if the dog is bigger than a shiba it should be banned, what about this is confusing to you?>>42215975im from the pick me village spell it right
>>42215980LOL
Last thread triggered lards with basic senseThis thread Triggered cynophiles with basic senseIt really is hard out here as a human
Need a cold running tranner to keep warm with cuddles, love and raunchy sex.
>>42215982shut up tanoid pick my strawberries
>>42215982give trump one more term
>>42215991Ok yeah you are just ragebaiting nvm.*cums on you*
>>42215947Yeah something's wrong with it, they blocked all other time options.>>42215951Thanks, grew em myself.>>42215957Oh fuck. >\\\<Why is it always the pinning down that gets to me the most?
>>42215991I know youve got more stuff to send. Dont gimme that "last one >:(" nonsense.
I have work today but I know I wont sleep plus I need like 40 minutes + the rest of my shower to detangle my hair. So the plan is to 4x dose my vyvanse, half now to stay awake, half at 11 to stay locked in until work ends at 8
America should elect nick fuentes
>>42215997You are the literal definition of subhuman.
>>42215991Tell me this ain't
I don't know what's your goddamn issue
>>42215993u wild u silly *tickles u*>>42216006i can't post lewds unless i get the full hour
>>42216003I really dont understand how this is ragebaiting you. I'm simply saying dogs larger than shibas should be banned>>42216008I do not in fact :(
>>42216006You girls all like to be manhandled and reduced to weak helpless little fags
>>42216018are you european or mexican
>>42216021What are you sending that other guy? Vocas? Or do you send pics in dms
>>42216027I sent some pics
>>42216009If you don't sleep your cortisol levels are gonna rise
>>42216021Well you can spend some of your time staying up tonight finding your chokers out for a start.
>>42216031Dang I wanna see
>>42216032yeah but I need money for my implants so I'd rather that
>>42216024Neither bitch ass
>>42216038I think they were ones I posted once here?>>42216041woah take a chill pill bro
>>42216043Like your one selfie and that laying down butt pic or something?
>>42216044yeah and one where I was like on my bed in a tong
Imagine not starting out by diying, and being too much of a quivering pussy to do an injection.
>>42216044She sent me one in a thong. Absolute sex toy.
>>42216019That's fair, I think I'm gonna not bother for a while until it's fixed.
>>42216051i feel so bad for anyone who didn't start out DIY
>>42216051What state are you from
>>42216053Disgusting cretin
>>42216058they gotta hurry up!!!! i wanna post my lil twink butt
>>42216019teehee *wriggles away and tickles you back in your most ticklish place*
learning that tranny pms is real changed everything
>>42216066Mad because she mogs you
>>42216063>>42216051unless you two started before 18 you sound retarded. My state has free hrt, literally got it a month after turning 18.
Did anyone here just post unsee in hornygen
>>42216063Especially when they act like an authority on HRT, like okay sis...>>42216064OHIO>>42216071She only mogs me if you're retarded, I will come out on top in the long run.>>42216072So you're admitting to being an underage poster before 4 months ago? Or are you lying? Because you haven't been on HRT for like half a year.
>>42216071look over here the trannies are havin a mid-off
>>42216069*kicking thrashing screaming* no nooo NOO NOT MY TUMMY i'M SORRY WE"RE EVEN!!!
>>42216078Yep.
>>42216080Discordia can suck my cock while you watch from the cuck chair you loser
>>42216080nice schizo posting braith.jealously isn't cute
The larps are starting to contradict themselves Cordy, might want to stop lying.
>>42216072i'm about to put u on timeout girl we had a good run
>>42216070like okg there’s a reason i always cry all day 5 days after my injection
>>42216093was anything I said wrong tho
>>42216087Can I get a re upload babe
>>42216080Are you related to jack black?
>>42216092
>>42216088I would cuck you before anything like that would ever happen.>>42216091I'll never be jealous of you, because you're a loser and will amount to nothing in life.>>42216100Yes
caw caw caw
>>42216099Sorry, already posted here too, not gonna triple up.
permaban braith and discordia and this general is immediately fixed
Anyone see the AI chasergen analysis that said braith is a ricksona?Its so real after you analyze it yourself too
>>42216124I AM this general >>42216125am i in it
>>42216086*Pins you down and showers your tummy in smooches and raspberries* until I think you've repented enough
I need gay sex with a tranny STAT
Discordia isn't even on HRT. He's as much of a "girl" as the 50 year old man you see at the grocery store.
>>42216124Permaban Discordia, and put a shock collar on me and everytime I'm an asshole you shock the fuck out of me and it's fixed.
I'm new here why do these two poster not like each other?
>>42216133I would prefer the reverse by so much you couldn't even call it infinite
Fat white man on HRT vs teenage Indian boy with no HRT. They are polar opposites
>>42216135something to do with insulin i think
>>42216132wait is this true
>>42216135buggy doesn't like discordia because people give her attention and pretty much everyone and their gay uncle despises buggy/spider/braith
>>42216141Kek. Yin and Yang
>>42216143Yes. He was on HRT at one point but isn't now.
>>42216142I don get it :(>>42216144Does buggy not like others that get attention?
>>42216143she was literally just posting about her estrogen implants or wtvr, you can't be this gullible
Discordia needs a 50 year old fat man to be her owner and daddy husband.
For every (you) this gets I will add it to Discordia's face slap count. We're on 9 so far.
>>42216154estrogen plants suck whatttt wait im so gagged rn
>>42216135They are two sides of the same coin my newfriend
woah chill out lad
thigh highs, cotton shorts, and a cup of hot choccy
>>42216163I only eat fresh farmed estrogen plants
>>42216166Show thighs and I will stop calling you an Argie
>>42216158i need a santa baby
>>42216169i’m being trolled boo
>>42216162basedslap that hoe+2 if dubs
>>42216129*squirms under you, tears starting to form* iit was just a joke i'm sorrry please..... hard to breathe.....
I'd fuck Braith into obedience I think Pass on Discordia, we have enough door dash drivers
>>42216178what?
>>42216166HOT CHOCCY! i wish my milk wasn't spoiled. i know it is but i haven't been brave enough to smell it
>>42216162With a dildo? >>42216189 Adding anyway
discordia is obviously on estrogen
>>42216185trip on bro this is just sad
>>42216139You might be retarded>>42216141Yin and Yang indeed>>42216144When I didn't even do anything mind you>>42216185No you couldn't...
>>42216200how is it obvious>>42216198no, not with a daggum dildorthat would actually knock my lights out
>>42216208>not with a daggum dildorAdding another then >>42216162
>>42216203>No you couldn't...Famous last words until your chubby body is beneath me with my manhood deep inside you and my arms holding on to your soft stomach while I rail you from behind
>>42216208you’re too much of a bitch you have to be PMSing
>>42216212oy stop that>>42216215+2
>>42216200hondose amounts i think but she voicepasses and she’s short so kinda don’t matter at that point
Discordia is the Blu of Chasergen, but less attractive, not funny, more annoying, and doesn't talk about Ethiopia nearly enough.>>42216213 God I need this bad...
>>42216215>he bought into the "trans women get periods/PMS" memeRetard
eating is gross, you all should throw up what you last ate
>>42216223Investing in your transition early by filling your tight tranner hole with my hot sticky ropes
>>42216162i only care if she vocas it nona
>>42216222what’s her levels.>>42216225why else are troids bitches
>>42216162Fine I'll add ONE, thanks for adding to the count
>>42216238why would a random anon know my e levels lol
>>42216233What am I supposed to do with it up there?
>>42216248tell me FOID
goodnight everyone
>>42216249Let me watch it drip down out of you while I call you a good girl before tilting your head up with my fingers under your chin and kissing you deeply
>>42216225We don't, but you do get stomach cramps early on that are "reminiscent" of period cramps.
>>42216184dries your tears with even more kisses cause of how cute seeing you cry is while firmly pulling you in close against my chest and rubbing your back
>>42216254I get second labs on the 7th with my implant so I'll know in like a week and a few days
>>42216225Do trans women on injections not have cyclic hormone cycles?
>>42216275SYBAU
>>42216258Gnite
>>42216275we do but on the schedule of our injections. some of us use multiple ROAs to avoid trough effects (luteal phase/post menopausal levels)
>>42216263I hate you for making me want this... you're an evil, evil person...
>>42216275i believe in this hon science because i always get reallyanxious and weird on my 5th day since injection
>>42216290That's much better. You'll be so much easier to handle when I get you addicted to my touch
god i love tibetan mastiffs sm, i'm getting one the moment i move out of my shitty apartment and into a house
>>42216266*sobs and slight giggles while latching fingers into you, then melts a little with a big sigh* thank youuu :')
>>42216301No I wont...
>>42216310Really, now? I think you'll feel differently when I've got your legs wrapped around my waist so I can hold you up against the wall and dance my tongue with yours
>>42216310dude the self back and forth is genuinely going to send you into a schizo spiral, stop this.
that dude who makes discordia submit to him indirectly mindbroke buggy and caused so much jealousy it ran to hornygen looking for an ownerkek
>>42216317I actually like how bratty Braith is and I like that she's chubby. She's not self replying, I love autistic fat bitches.
>>42216327Fat but no tits?
>>42216334literally me
>>42216314Nope... that uh doesn't do anything for me... totally>>42216317I am not capable of writing like that, I'm too autistic for that.>>42216318THAT ISN'T TRUE!
the vyvy isn't hittin, I might be cooked tmrw
>>42216334What part of me saying "investing early" to her confused you
>>42216336I'm gonna bother you for your Discord tomorrow next time I see you. I'm going to sleep for now. Be a good girl while I'm gone.
>>42216306*Kisses you even more on your little head*your posts are really cute and what kinda chaser would I be without trying to chase a little, are you from the US
>>42216339cant rely on your meds forever, you weak retard
>>42215823frequent, vigorous intercourse with close relatives
>>42216339you're dying bro
chaser warming his cold hands on my soft warm thighs
>>42216351wow ur so cool and edgy broeat a digestive or something bro
>>42216346Because you told me too I'm not going to be...
>>42216358And then move on to cockwarming, right?
>>42216358Babe my face is so cold
Met up with a choid for a low stakes date and I feel so happy, didn’t want day to end.
>>42216360hehe.. thank you ... im the edgiest>=]
bf who i beat up and rape
>>42216374I'll beat you up and rape you first!
>>42216374Hi
holy shit new obsession Filipino Empanadas, theyre so fucking good
>>42216379let me pour wine down your throat and do whatever i want to you
>>42216367also on my thighs?
>>42216386If you're raping me you shouldn't ask for me to let you do it
>>42216394I meant inside you but that works too
~teaching stu how to rape choids~
>>42216397im not good at this :( i mess up everything
>>42216351Making eachother cum over our relatives nudes we stole from their phones
>>42216411Noo you were doing so good it's okay don't worry about it just try again I believe in you
>>42216372can't spell edgiest without digest
>>42216382whoaaaaaa they look so good... need to locate
>>42216415EROOOOOOOOOOOO that's so layered
>>42216417i have enzymes im very excited to be back near soon
>>42216348you too and i'm from cali :D about to get cozy in bed here!! i'll be up a lil bit longer though
>>42216421Be a good puppy and cum for me while you stare at your dads ass
>>42216377go ahead....>>42216408how much experience do u have>>42216416i dont have the confidence anymore
>>42216428are you the sacramento girl
>>42216435Aww that's okay. At least you tried. You'll get em (me) next time
>>42216429is this really what choids fantasize about
>>42216445I want bronya to jerk me off while talking about my mom
>>42216436yaaa ^^
i wonder if Sonia looks both ways before she crosses my mind
I want to have relatively normal, passionate sex with a cute trans girl
>>42216471What a coincidence, I want to have relatively normal, passionate sex with a handsome chased.
>>42216428how into entertaining conversations from guys from a different state on 4chan are you (I'm mostly here for the tranners) I'm sometimes on the west coast, I could post my discord, I'm about to go to bed too so it'd be tomorrow before we messaged
i want a hug
>>42216429this post vaporised me instantly
>>42216435>how much experience do u haveGot my ass lol
>>42216461i don't i barrel straight ahead if I die I die
>>42216492i almost hate how attractive you are to me because im a wistful romantic and you're for the streets
Brekky (*⌒∇⌒*)Wanted fo add mozzarella sticks but they are tyuw expensive
>>42216500Fatty
>>42216443ok :) ill try again someday>>42216489ill get ur ass. without consent
>>42216474That is crazy anon, we must be meant to be! Where do you live?
>>42216500Ooh.... actually the total is 21... Maybe i can afford another 10....NO. I WILL RESIST!
>>42216477normally yes but i am avoiding discord right now in an attempt to shut out certain anxiety-inducing unread messages that are waiting for me. i neglected some responsibility tasks and it is weighing on me heavily. i am not really sure what to do about it, i might have to make a new account or something
>>42216497im not sure im much for the streets either. but wistful romance is definitely. terrifying to me. I'm working to cultivate it
>>42216504only like 2300 calories
>>42216506Australia.
>>42216500I hope you choke a mother fuckin' cheese stick you knappy, greasy skank.
>>42216518who is u gng
>>42216488GoodIm gonna randomly dm you these scenarios to weaken you
>>42216523⁄(⁄⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄⁄)⁄
>>42216525Let me know what you think of #1 puppy
>>42216521Someone better than you
braith do you fw fat guys
>>42216543as a fat guy himself he should
>>42216543Of course
>>42216517Oh :( maybe we're not meant to be then. Perhaps in another life
>>42216549hmm okay I got a chance then how old are you tho
>>4221655621
>>42216550Oh well, good luck in your search friend!
>>42216558ack... too young for me :(
I'm not gonna lie, hrt femboys are just better than trannies in basically every way
>>42216563Darn
>>42216569relationship not happening withstanding I would still call you my daughter and fuck the shit out of you though
>>42216568So trannies that just deny they're trannies?
>>42216572I think that's more of a Bronya thing... I'm not really into that sort of stuff
isn't ginger in cali. I should try to meet up so I have a chaperone when I get drunk after I turn 21
>>42216573Trannies that aren't delusional or agp enough to think they're actually women
>>42216587That's just what they tell chuds like you so you will fuck then.
>>42216568hrt femboy is a tautology
>>42216582No wonder you're such a little bitch, you're a child.
>>42216510If you decide to make a new one you can add mepuffdt
>>42216175WAIT WHO IS THIS
Shoku is on the way!!!
>>42216600Your future husbandFalklands are British
>>42216561You too! :)
>>42216603Fuckin baaaaaaaaaased. Fuck those argies. Falklands forever! Las Malvinas never!
>>42215823>qottI have a wood burning stove :)But this winter thinks it's summer anyways
>>42216563>ackWhy did bro make the "ack" sound LOL
Thats a fucking honkerand no i didn't cut and bleed on the burrito its scorpion pepper concentrate
>>42216646Forgor picrel
>>42216654You should use cholula
>Discordia giving me head just after having hotsauce laden food
>>42216568omg meee
>>42216660they gave it but ive never had it and I dont think id like it>>42216662shit would burn like hell
was crushing a bit on sacramentanon when she played along with my bit and then "tickles u"'d me outta nowhere lol, hope you sleep well gn
>>42216654Why do you use so many paper plates? Do you amerilards not have clean water and soap?
>>42216688i have severe adhd and spells of depressionyou do the math on that
>>42216667It's so good. You should try it :)
>>42216699so do I and yet I don't use throwaway paper plates ??? Sounds like a wasteful cope. Do you ever cook real food? I'm not talking about microwaved dog shit
>>42216707>so do iyou've had a stack of 6 plates molding in your bedroom 3 feet away from you?
>>42216705maybe
>>42216713No I have ADHD and severe depression among other personality disorders
>>42216705ohh it has chile de arbol the spice might be nice>>42216719my point was that I've tried using non-disposable kitchen ware and it doesn't work for me.
>>42216654>The mini sausage I should call her
got fired lolneed a guy to financially support me ;_;
>>42216745What did you get fired for?
CHEER ME ON TO FINISH THIS RRITO CHAT
>>42216726TRY IT
>>42216745:( dont u live wigh family?
>>42216751not meeting quota i was a processing teller at a bank office scanning checks >>42216758ya im honestly fine just need to buy new health insurance I HASTE BEING NEURODIVERGENT WHY CANT I HOLD A JOB AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>42216745I’m a guy, what do you need?
>>42216766u old enough u could be my dad?
>>42216768I’m 32
>>42216351Don't fuck your relatives
>>42216775hmmpass if u were like idk 35+ that would b hot
>>42216779groping session with older brother hnnnggg
minasan.... gomenasaii couldnt finish the rrito
>>42216780Drop your discord and I’ll show you how I look
>>42216792That’s a big burrito desu how much did you leave unfinished lol
>>42216793kys>>42216797if theres no pregnancy risk incest is a nothingburger i think if i DID grow up with an older brother (not "older older" like idk 1-2 yrs older than me) and we fooled around i wouldnt have ended up so fucked up or still being a virgin at 22
>tranny won't stop crying againHoly shittt when will this bitch fucking stop. If she keeps up with this crying fit I'm unironically going to have to start bashing her because I can't be fucked with it anymore.
>>42216800Still taking mini bites but don't think I'll get it all
>>42216807rigorous sex or being put in a chokehold by annoyed bf to stop me from crying please
>>42216807What's she crying over?
i miss sonia
>>42216809the hashbrown were just so heavy, and taste wise also didnt mesh with the rest
>>42216805>kysYeah no wonder you’re a loser
>>42216809lol nah you’re done. Too much Tito for you
>>42216813She's just fucking retarded and keeps track of whenever someone misgenders her. She passes but someone misgendered her at work recently and she's had a breakdown.
>>42216830Be there for your girlfriend retard.
>>42216830Yeah she's retarded for that but you're supposed to calm her down and convince her they don't matter.
>>42216830Yeah that’s literally all the trans girls I’ve been with. Just gotta keep consoling her
>>42216825ate like 35% of that picrel I think I'm done done, setting it away>>42216830depends on context that you probably dont have. I've never been misgendered at work so If I suddenly started for example I'd probs feel bad about it or feel like my transition is like going backwards or smthn
>>42216843bubble wand
>>42216843>ads ublock is free retard
>>42216850its a tiny banner bro you'll live
i haven't even been misgendered in nearly two years and i'm still going insanewhen does it end
i thought mtf tops would be like a common thing but most trans girls i was with are very subby
>>42216839I bet your belly is so round from that big burrito lol
>>42216859honestly not really, it's been bigger. like If I eat pizza you can physically see me get noticeably larger. Like my weight probably increases by over 1% which is crazy.anyway this sounds like inflation kink so im gonna stop
I think the hashbrowns + vyvanse + absolute grease bucket that was the burrito just made me feel really full really fast. I also ate like over 1k calories of peanuts a few hours ago
>>42216873You’d be like 1% pizza. That’s nuts. What’s your favorite pizza toppings?
80 minute walk :)
>>42216882My go to blaze order is a basic pepperoni but swapping the sauce with the spicy sauce with jalapeno bits in it.For dominoes it's just a shitload of different cheeses and stuffed crust bc I just wanna jampack it with calories
Give me attentionhttps://unsee cc/album#sxZsjrO8df1Q
>>422168791k calories on peanuts? Were they the candy coated ones?
>>42216891Would.
>>42216891Need to show more
>>42216896Woukd what? >>42216897You've probably already seen more
>>42216889That sounds good. This local pizza place has a bbq sauce that’s just tomato sauce with a bit of sugar. It’s so good. We substitute it for the normal one and make it a supreme. It’s fucking good
>>42216891not much to see and I'm also a tranner but you have a cool complexion you could probs pull off some killer makeup looks like maybe a nyashka or alt-y stuff>>42216893just salted and roasted. a bit over a cup. pnuts are friggin dense yo*GROSS EW WARNING*also speaking of the pnuts, sorry to get graphic here but I've always had... "seamless" bowel movements, to the point if I prepped for toys they douching would be clear on the first go. But now with the pnut fiber brother I do the business and It's like nothing came out. Squeky clean. Do a wipe for good measure ofc but it's white as snow.
>>42216902> You've probably already seen moreI NEED TO SEE MORE
the burrito made my hands stink even after washing
>>42216904I do alt-y but I might try nyashka. Thanks>>42216905You'll be okay anon
>>42216904> just salted and roasted. a bit over a cup. pnuts are friggin dense yo*GROSS EW WARNING*also speaking of the pnuts, sorry to get graphic here but I've always had... "seamless" bowel movements, to the point if I prepped for toys they douching would be clear on the first go. But now with the pnut fiber brother I do the business and It's like nothing came out. Squeky clean. Do a wipe for good measure ofc but it's white as snow.Do you think it’s the oil maybe? Like everything just slides off and doesn’t stick lol. Idk but that’s pretty neat I guess. Hooray peanuts
>>42216916you dont have to repaste the whole post anon...hmm idk. I dont eat veggies or really anything with a source of fiber so I think it's really just the fiber helping. No idea why I was so clean before, maybe just not eating much?
>>42216915> You'll be okay anonI’ve seen the goods and I can’t return to life as I once lived. I’m a new man with a desire for moar. Yeah I’ll live but is it really living if I never get to see moar
u see this guy walking outside. what do you do?https://unseecc/album#Ka7coY2mMZ4x
>>42216920Okay I’ll stop reposting the whole block. Woah you don’t like veggies? Was your whole diet just peanuts? Yeah probably not enough food silly
>>42216926Ask to eat your ass and jerk you off
>>42216926um idk I keep walking>>42216930Hate veggies. Aside from jicama, brocolli, and a stretch for celery with pnut butter. The peanuts are a recent dietary addition. Before I just ate what I scrounged up for the day. Usually pasta, before that lots of delivery
>>42216926does it stank tho?
>>42216926you look expensive
been wondering if it wouldnt be a good idea to off myself
>>42216921If you knew who I was you'd change your mind
>>42216933jicama is so good. Everytime I visit Mexico I eat so much. Especially with pepinos lol. You definitely need to eat more veggies, they taste great
>>42216941It’s never a good idea. You’ll be surprised to find out that you’ll be happy again sooner or later. Don’t despair
>>42216942> If you knew who I was you'd change your mindI kinda doubt I’d change mind lol. You look freaking hot
>>42216943I hate how they all taste. but yeah jicama is just like a less sugary apple. Slice it up and throw on some tajin that's a grand old snak
>>42216931he vomits and starts crying...>>42216933>um idk I keep walkingthats smart. im very dangerous>>42216938im not for sale
>>42216953Then I ask if the Post nut clarity hit? Ask if they wanna cuddle
>>42216951Well that’s unfortunate. I add a bit of salt some homemade chili spice and lime. How much jicama can you eat?
>>42216945well i'll consider if there's a way to be happy again alone. but i will be despairing
>>42216941It's a complicated thing, bc (assuming you dont believe in an afterlife) AFTER it's done, then you will never experience anything negative ever again, inherently. And you wont be conscious to regret doing it. So theres no downside for you. But all the bad comes from everything leading up to it including the conscious awareness that you are possibly missing out on a large amount of happiness by cutting your experience short. imo living life is like a stake free gamble, no matter how much you suffer, theres always that chance for the parlay to hit and for you to experience immense happiness, and theres no stakes because if in the end you didn't get any happiness, well your experience is over, you can't regret or look back sadly saying I wish I just cut to the chase and ended it. So it's always worth it to stick it out. Just my reasoning as of now.
>>42216962it's very light so probably a lot. but My mom only ever gave me like a plate full so like 2 or 3 apples worth
>>42216965nta but this is actually a really nice outlook, thanks for that
>>42216964Being happy alone is hard. What’s gotten you like this?
>>42216969Not bad I could eat a bunch. Well I’m heading to bed have a good night Kal
>>42216978night night
>>42216974Nta, I used to be quite happy to be alone when I was asexual. After hormones I find it really hard to be happy alone. I really crave closeness to another person.
Just bussed in my drawers Cum globs dripping down my fupa
>>42217005Same
>>42217012Just gonna have to bite the bullet and download one of those dating apps I suppose. As much as the idea makes me cringe.
my tummy hurts
>>42217077Most convos are ass
>>42217086Yeah and if a guy isn't very interesting to talk to I'm not about to meet up.
>>42217099Smart. Good luck Nona. Btw where you from?
morny
>>42217113Australia, so the pool is shallow.
>>42217122Ahh yeah i bet it’s rough. Would you ever relocate?
>>42217137Once upon a time I would have. But I'm starting to realise as I get older and the world gets weirder. Australia is one of the greatest places to live.
>>42217152Well that’s unfortunate sucks, I bet you’re a great catch Nona. I’m gonna go to sleep. Have a good day
>>42217152i'm interjecting here but i don't know any australians who relocate to the usbut i actually used to know an aussie tranner who moved to europe to live with her bf australia seems really good
>>42217206I'm sure you are too friend. Have a good sleep.>>42217220It's exceedingly rare for us to want to move there. Europe is much closer to us culturally and politically so it's an easier adjustment.I love Australia though and I don't think I'll ever leave.
I'm 35 and mtf and I wanna mind break buggy
why did trump just blow up vuvuzela and kidnap maduro dude
>>42217246>I'm 35 and mtfHot
>>42217246Oh you're only one year older than me, also mtf. Neato.
>>42217253Because international law apparently doesn't mean shit anymore.
why is my honfidence worse in the evening? looking at a pic of myself in the evening >heck yeah i look cute i’m gonna send this to him looking at the same pic in the morning >i look disgusting
how many trannies here started out as chasers?
>>42217234Met tons of Aussie expats in London they adapt really well to the place, funny boys too.
Last digit is how many hours I ignore her today
>>42217278I started out as a chaser but eventually they had kids, settled down, and now they just use me to flavor their maruchan
>>42217279That seems a common place for a lot of us to go if we do leave for good.
>>42217255>>42217260:)
Idk what to think or feel about thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/-k4EKESfO9c
>>42217274International law is famously a meme unless you're Serbian, African, or a literal Nazi. I'm more interested in what they're gonna say the legal authority was under US law
Morn
>>42217417you could probs make up something like venezuela was an illegitimate state with no protections from the UN since it brazenly went against the UN Charter with the unfair "elections". idk I'm not a geopolitics andy
I wish I had a free bag of chiiiiipsuhhhh....."( - - )
>>42217443i need to buy more makeup too. i wish i had money for that right now :(
>>42217417I'm not sure if you're aware anon, but Venezuela is not inside the US and thus not subject to US law.
https://youtu.be/N5yV1Q9O6r4?t=126it acts like like a what...
>>42217458are you trolling or just rly dummy
im going nya im saying nya and meow I'm generally being nyapulled and going neko mimi mode
>>42217431That's not legal authority though. First principles here is that this looks like an act of war, so you need some kind of approval from congress. Maybe there's some argument because it's not a war you can use article 2 powers idk. I think the reality is that Trump has synthesized the businessy view of the law as an economic penalty rather than a moral prohibition and that "let them enforce it" Andrew Jackson quote. Good chance that even if this was illegal, he doesn't have to un-capture Maduro, and if he does, his supporters don't give a shit about the rule of law, so that's all they'll remember.
>>42217472soz I was replying to the first part about international law. congress is a joke
i have small boobies and a fat ass
>>42217492Same
>>42217510im trying to get fat for my boobs and then hope they stay when i drop the weight
>>42217515I was doing something similar but it mostly went to my butt. I might just get ba one day
>>42217535it’s all going to my butt and thighs so far too. i don’t really want a ba tho :(
>>42217537Me neither desu but there are some good options. Like fat transfer ba, looks a lot more natural and more for shape rather than size. I don't want big boobs just boobs that look like boobs and not gyno
>>42217467lowkey goated post tbdesu
>>42217417The US is worse than the Nazis ever were, because they have full control over World institutions that are supposed to prevent human rights violations. The US has been helping Israel kill 2 million people in Gaza and now they are illegally interfering in Venezuela for resource theft.
>>42217585They weren't ready for it I guess
>>42217593what do we do :( there's been one or two anti-america protests here but they were kind of directionless. i guess sanctions?? dunno. i will try harder to avoid American products
>>42217636You are basically american. You don't even have your own language. All your culture is downstream of american culture. Discount american.
now im gonna be discriminated against for being trans and american :(
>>42217593dude shut up
"rape and kill every american on sight" has been the norm for the last like 20 years in europe idk why you're complaining now
>>42217647the American language
i tore out an earring on accident aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>42217659how bad are we talking
>Giving all your money to the CCP which is literally genociding uyghurs>Boycotting America for removing a dictator that destroyed his countryshut ur obese tea drinkin ass up please
>>42217664i don't really drink tea
>>42217658You know I'm right. You're just a poorer version of americans.
>>42217664ₜᵣᵥₜₕₙᵤₖₑ
>>42217677you are right nona, they even call cops "feds" despite not having a federal government leluu
>>42217663bleeding but i didn’t quite split the ear
>>42217677if I'm functionally American give me a vote at least. clearly the laws there affect me
>>42217686that's good! might even be something that sorts itself depending on how bad it is. a relative of mine wore hoops to bed and split the whole thing and they stitched it up no problem though so you're probably chilling either way
I'm gay and retarded
hmm yes of course, the water weighs it down
>>42217654How are you really a black teenager from LA that worships Israel and the Pentagon lol
>>42217695i don’t have health insurance so if it split then idk what I’d do
hey
I like calling homosexuals slurs on tiktok comments lol. There was a gay guy who posted a video where the girls didn't wanna be called his hag wtvr that meant and I commented>she's your hag, you're her [cigarette emoji][Smiley blush emoji]hehe hope it gets a lot of likes
>>42217713Grow up fucktard
>>42217711Hey.
>>42217716was?>>42217702yes I love my jewish masters
>>42217719thanks for saying it back
>>42217728it back
>>42217728No problem I enjoyed it.
>>42217424Good morning.
>>42217729go back to calling people fags on tiktok
>>42217738y
am i worthy of being told good morning?
>>42217743Yep.
in 2026 i want to finally have sex with a smooth submissive bottomanyone around to help me with that?
>>42217722The brat girl act doesn't work when you looks like a guy. Ppl will just assume you're gay.
>>42217690(You) shouldn't have the right to vote anywhere.
>>42217737Ty for saying it back nonny
>>42217761Why'd you make this sound as gay as possible. Faggot.
>>42217751oh
I'm bad at drawing like rly rly rly bad but I don't wanna stay inside I wanna draw at a coffee shop but like I also don't want people to judge me idk
>>42217781What now?
>>42217772I don't want to be too rude in here, i'm afraid it will scare the trannies away
>>42217762look shouldn't have an s since it's a copular verb in that sentence
>>42217782Just draw a lot for a few years you'll get good.
>>42217788STFU !
>>42217789but what do I do today
>>42217785good morning anon
>>42217803Good morning to you as well anon. It's a lovely day to be alive. How are you?
Those Trump trannies that spam anime pics in the Trump general on /pol/ are either bots or black teenagers from Compton lol
>>42217802Go draw, nobody judges you.
rach
>>42217813Good morning beautiful white pharoah
>>42217807im doing ok. i just washed my hair and im about to go outside
>>42217829Neat. Where to?
>>42217822r u rach?
>>42217842just outside. walk around the little park i live next to
>>42217856i'm going to fuck him this year.
>>42217859Fun. Hope you have a nice day.
>>42217869you too anon. you should go outside too if you can
saw this and it reminded me of twinkchan
>>42217877the left is so me omg
sigh... whos gonna fuck this big fat pussy....
>>42217876Might do, I'm very tired though so I don't even want to think about it.
(chaser voice) who's gonna fuck this big fat bussy?
>>42217877I feel like those can be combined in to a single day
>>42217888a restful day inside is also good
>>42217887um me
>>42217887I'll fuck your big pink fag pussy, babe
>>42217887not me
Daily reminder that bottom chasers are more oppressed than trannies. Daily reminder that calling bottom chasers gay is transphobic.
dr pepper time :)
>>42217887i dont fuck, i only make love
>>42217943*Cums in your dr.pepper*
>>42217943hell yeah
>>42217943There's doctor pepper in my spaghettiThere's spaghetti in my doctor pepper
Im not fat, im size king
>>42217917jiggles it and spreads it open for u
>>42215823It's summer here and I'm staying cool by staying at the beach
>>42217961im a size king too
>>42217951hey!!! >:(
REDEEM UNCHASER FOR HE WARNED USUnchaser forgive them for they know not what they do>>42217480
>>42217978All women do this
>>42217943have u tried boiling it? i heard it was a big christmassy tradition some decades ago i wanna try it
>>42217978That's not even what unchaser was talking about though?
i wish my friends stopped talking to me
>>42217978getting ready to do this too uwu
>>42217978Just don't be short and ugly lmao. Too close to home?
>>42217971*premature ejacs on your thigh*That was great babe let's eat strombolis
>>42217996y
stu
i wish my friend wasn’t a two faced monster who stopped talking to me
>>42217996You really don't, trust me
>>42217996i did this 10 years ago and i regret it
>>42218000i don't like them
what would you call a chaserr thats not really ga y actually and overcompensates by acting hyper masc and choosing a girl with a dick
>>42215823pawsome dawg
>>42218030a faggot
>>42218030repper
>>42218030Extra gay
>>42218038what if hes far too well built at this point totroon out its been going on ofr a long time now
>>42218030dr repper
>>42218051>what if hes far too well built at this point totroon outsomeone who's not a repper wouldn't even ask thatthe hypermasc + overcompensation really gives it away
>>42218051it’s never too late rick
>>42217998Not really, the point is saying xhe was never into him at all, that's sociopathyAlso you are a tranny, do you really think most valuable men would choose you over pussy?
>>42218030That's the gayest thing I've ever heard lol
>>42218067what if even after years of trying he couldnt a hieve prostate orgasm so how is he supposed to be a sissy
>>42218072I'm not a tranny lol. I'm a tall and attractive chaser who doesn't struggle to keep a woman. Why would I care about some loser getting dumped? It happens every day.
where are the bodies rick?
finally home... i can finally use the computer... im so happy. i clicky clicky clicky :D
>>42218051that's so sad i want to hug you
>>42218082Did you do the callcenter voca
I told my bf how I laughed at a boy who asked for my number and he got mad at me
>>42217986that could be good. hot dr pepper :)>>42217999do u want me to berate you about this. i can do that>>42218005hello
>>42218082welcome back. let's see that ppm go up babe
>>42217996REAL
Stu if I get you a dr.pepper from the fridge would you slap my ass and call me a good chaser?
>>42218091omg no should i do it now. whats the concept what are you imagining>>42218098im literally doing finger stretches god it was driving me INSANEEE being limited by that phone keyboard... need to find a faster mobile typing solution
>>42218093>hello... stu...
>>42218082Let me come over and go to work on that clitty clitty clitty >:3
>>42218105>omg no should i do it now. whats the concept what are you imaginingReally nasal, slow-ish and unenthusiastic.
i'm going to a miami heat game by myself tonight if anyone was curious..
>>42218116Ok but we have to find my vape first. Where the fuck did i put it. Nothing can happen until i find my vape. i seriously think if i had to go another day without it i would have seriously hurt somebody
>>42218121got it got it ill workshop some concepts
>>42218124kek what a loser
>>42218124Who are they playing
>>42217986ooh im the boiled one
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i should go for a walk at sunrise tomorrow
>>42218126Your vape's in my penis come get it
so sleepy
one day steve will take me to a hockey gameone day
>>42218139the t wolves.. i rly rly wanna see Anthony Edwards in person
gonna jerk it to rick's ass again
>>42218150mmmm what flavour is this its delicious
>>42216654your little turd hands look like the turd sausagesalso lmao what the fuck is that baby shit salsa, pussy ass
need new mirakill for gym playlist
>>42218140idk how anyone watches that slop
>>42218151It's 8 am time to get up
I have to work until 8 pm>>42218169I am upIve been upI have to stay up
>>42216654This is the person bullying fags on tiktok kek
>I want to save the cute dog image but it’s a pitbull
Hi rav
smegma steve
>>42218167Ohohoho I'm the boiled one!https://youtu.be/s03vL8MN1pA?t=254
>>42218158one time i was at the arena where the Kings play in Sacramento and the entire team came out of their conference room, and suddenly i surrounded by giants. Felt weird man. I felt like a dwarf and I'm 6 ' 3"
>>42218194>6'3''Please be trans
>>42218194NBA players are insane irl. I saw Wemby last year and it took my breath away. How can a human be 7' 5"
>>42218197No sorry
>>42218194I'm 5'3 I wanna feel this
>>42218188Woah. I just woke up. Hi! I don't know if you though someone else was me but I just got here lolMight go back to sleep <3
>>42218203Unreal isn't it? NFL players are getting taller too and there's some pro quarterbacks that are 6' 7" and 6' 9" now.
>Phenomenon, Anomaly, Entity, etcare just the 9 year old boy equivalent to females'>X TheoryAt least the kids use the words right and have the defense of being literally neophytes
if u are trans and >6’ u shud probably just kill urself
>>42218206wait real though. 2 feet height difference is just perspectively fascinating
>>42218219what if I'm 6'1 with shoes on
>>42218219Nah they should hit me up
>>42218228everyone has shoes what does that have to do with anything
>>42218219i don't think i will
>>42218236well when people talk about their height they mean without shoes?
I'm 6'8" with boots on
>>42218228remember when u were larping as like 4'3 or some shit. can we bring that back it was a good bit
>>42218245You've answered your own question
>>42218245I’m just saying I would never kms because I have shoes on, everyone has shoes on
>>42218252do u need to wear 4 boots for all ur paws
ETERNAL TRAPS AND FEMBOYS THREAD
>>42218092Bro chaser x bitch wife combo
>>42218254no i didny?>>42218253im 6'1 with shoes on>>42218256would you kill yourself if you were 6'1 without shoes
>>42218208No I just saw you post about the cholula and you always say Hi when I say hi so I figured you would again. You should go back to sleep! Love sleeping, I always encourage more of it. I slept all day yesterday, was so nice
>>42218258I wear fingerless paw gloves so I can scratch u ^_^
>>42218261what is that pose. It's like they wanted an arch pic but have chronic lethargy
>>42218103of course. you would also be wearing nothing but an apron>>42218114what?>>42218148you should! i kinda did today and it was nice
30+ and 6'+ trans women I love you!
>>42218266Insert crow low IQ pic
>>42218266if I didn’t own shoes, I’d buy shoes. Not owning shoes is no reason to kys either. Unless you’re too poor to own shoes in which case you should sign up for government assistance and buy shoes
>>42218281>what?stuuuu
>>42218266are they like thick soled boots. or are they like quite close to the groundf
>>42218275You wouldn't know liddol AGPoid
>>42218273ur so cute dawgie
Milky pawjob
i should put the laces back on my shoes. they still have the rubber safety laces from the psych ward but theyve mostly snapped off
>>42218270Crazy timing lolI might but I was also planning to sleep at work so I can stay up later so idk yet>>42218293Thick ol Scoots
hey bronya can you tell mamo goodnight for me again
>>42218286I already used it this thread :(>>42218290you got lost somewhere>>42218295was?
>>42218293And Sicily sniffs
why do baby hippos naturally look at generated
>>42218292stuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>42218308you have no arch in your doggy pose. nope
>>42218298*paws at you*
>>42218322Am I having a stroke or are all of you like mentally disabled. im lowkirkenuinley so confused whats happening
>>42218305Sleeping at work is even better. Getting paid to sleep gotta be so nice. Just make sure you aren't exhausting yourself, sleeping at work can't be as restful I would think
>>42218312opossums are so cute
i'm a chaser and i'm 4'2 with platforms on >///<
>>42218335Post your arch.
>>42218346dwarf ahh mfer
>>42218346Keep yer feet on da ground
trannies post arches. and toes
>>42218346you were supposed to leave the chaser part out so someone else could reply "chaser btw"
>>42218338It's not as restful but it's worth it lolI usually put on a movie or something and just pass out about half way through>>42218339They are. Thank you for showing them respect by spelling it right <3
>>42218359THANK YOU Stusan
>>42218348nyo
I'm shorter than 90% of the mtfs I talk to which is odd because it should statistically be 50-50
>>42218368how tall are u
I'm taller than 90% of the cisfs I talk to which isn't odd because I have XY chromosomes
trannies post your best fart in skinny jeans. It’s the new trend apparently lol everyone’s doing it
>>42215823i keep chasers under my desk
>>42218367you're tiny hole was made for white smaller than average COK
rick is the only non-coward chaser who has posted arch
I keep chasers locked in my basement
arch pic talk?https://unsee cc/album#nqwdoEsaox9h
>>42218369US average (5'9)
>>42218361FUCK YOU it's called avant-garde, i'm a pioneering poet thinking outside the box
i’m taller than most of the females i talk to becoz the only one i dare interact with is my mother
>>42218383cute. way taller than me.
>>42218378My arch is diabolical you'd all feel too mogged and get depressed
>>42218392rick assmogs me and I don't get depressed, I just feel like grabbing a handful of his ass
steve arch
>>42218374y’all will get such bad fomo for skipping out on this
i would never arch my back but if i did it would look like thishttps://unseecc/album#jPDgT78HNK3p
>>42218392Same, I can basically fold in half
hot mocha coffee and a hard blow job from the chaser under my desk
My trans gf ruined Christmas and I'm trying to figure out the next step. We've been fighting the last week and I love her but it might be over. First time meeting my Dad, first Christmas since mom passed. I told her going in he's kind of erm... Traditional. I asked politely not to do anything too clocky and I'm certain im time I could get him to come around. Christmas Eve we've had a tradition since I was a kid where we watch Cars and open one present at the end then go to bed. Halfway through the movie, I didn't even know she could do this, percect Mater impression. He blew up. She cried and went home, I didnt get an early present. She says I should've went with her but it was my dad's first Christmas alone too and I knew he got me a couple new games I've been eyeing up all year but times are tough y'know. Even with me and her splitting bills we're still struggling which is one of the reasons I don't want to end it. She has scoliosis so I know I'd have to take the couch for the next 8 months. What do I do? How can I save our relationship?
>>42218410need
>>42218378He's a gay bottom well DUH. Never catch me doing that.
>>42218348she's posted the shit a million and a half times.I cropped it for youfiles catbox moe/99mwan.png
Ballsqueezing stusex
>>42218407Oh oops, I'm tranner though
>>42218403going out in the freezing cold and wind to buy skinny jeans for this right now
>>42218404I need this so bad stuey you are such fuckmeats
>>42218407>>42218422Proof
>>42218416lmao the fact none of the three images were free of edits so you had to use the least obstructive one
>>42218424buy a can of beans too
>>42218404look at that fuckin bullbag. you couldve been a breeder in another life
do you actually wear skinny jeans lmao
>>42218430the center of the spiral is the exact depth a penis has to reach to make you moan like a girl
>>42218435this is so mean
>>42218375Please let it be me
>>42218429Nope. But on the other side I can put my legs behind my arms and head :)
Still thinking about that girl's absurdly perfect butt in skinny jeans from earlierBring skinny jeans back
>>42218411this has to be a copypasta
>>42218436I do! <3They make my butt look good
>>42218418yayy :D>>42218428youll live dw>>42218434theres a store here that sells only those two things for some reason>>42218435it does look very big in that pic lol
>>42218436i have only one pair of pants that fit me properly and they are skinny jeans
>>42218359hell yeah
I wear super big levi cuts and it’s still not big enough
i took arch pics last night but i didn’t like them so you won’t get them
>>42218461id live better if was balls deep in your ass tho
>>42218462do you get gassy in them ever?
>>42218452do not bring skinny jeans back
Something doesn't add up about Alex1. Doesn't voicepass at all. This excludes 99% of men from the dating pool. She literally just sounds like a gay dude and most men won't want to be seen in public with that. 2. Lateshit with fridge body. But somehow she claims to have a 6'7" linebacker bf. The average male height in Miami where she lives is 5'7". She's 6'1". She also claims to get all her meals and drinks paid for her by strangers. By men who want to fuck her. All the time, daily. Something doesn't add up here.
>>42218080It's a numbers game, there are only so many tall and attractive people, man or otherwise, but hoeflation means 5s think they are entitled to a 10.>who cares I got mineNot everyone is as self centered. I'm not saying the dude being mad about it would change things either, just that imbalances like this cause larger societal issues, so much so that it was historically weaponized to wage war
>>42218472all meffy lewds are hot ur dumb
>>42218476thanks Rach i hope you have a nice saturday
>>42218474i remain constantly gassy>>42218475HATE YOU
>>42218468god damn. you wear size 38. wtfi figure you were like 30 32 how the FUCK are you bigger than me
>>42218476there's lots of chasers but trannies are rare
>>42218486:3
>>42218475If I never stopped wearing them does that count as bringing them back?
>>42218483people are mean to me see: alex
>>42218476Maybe she's Kris
I also never stopped wearing them, even as a boy I wore them because they were comfortable
got to saw meffys feet last night that was so awesome. also she's beautiful like a sexy elf. and the cat ars one looks pretty
I wear 000 short and its still too bigYes I know the image will be flipped.No i will not fix it
>>42218488Rn I wear a 3, sometimes 2Back in the day I wore 00 :') >>42218500Same, I wore the 00s in highschool when I was just an emo twink
>>42218468>38What the hell just how much junk is in that trunk dawgy?
>>42218476Men love trans womenGiant burly dudes often specifically love the big ones (problem is they're usually bottom)There's this tiktok hon who tells endless sloppy stories about dicking down DL marines and I believe them because military trade is really like that
>>42218497>see: alexWould rather see meffy
>>42218491yeah pretty much . im at the very least one or two ppl away from every tranny my age in miami. there's not very many of us
>>42218468I need you to sit on my face
>>42218468She thicc
>>42218506image is flipped tard
>>42218518
>>42218476okay i'll bite I get play cause I have aura irl. you wouldn't get it
>>42218476wtf are you talking about do you go out at all?i get my food and drinks paid for randomly all the time. and most guys i be with are also over 6+++i dont even live in miami and this is pretty normal stuff. it would be more normal in miami cause that's their entire nightlife scene
miami is a sex city idg what the confusion is from
>>42218498Teddy…>>42218502thx anon>>42218511nice dog picture
>>42218476She just lies and exaggerates a lot. I don't think the bf exists or else she wouldn't be posting nudes here all the time
>>42218522I miss aura. I hope she's not dead.
i dont get play bc im an unfortunate castrated incel
>>42218507Okay but aren't you in the middle of intentional weight gain to get a fat ass and boobs?
>>42218530it's also this. she admitted to it a bunch of times. lies of omission and such.
>>42218530>lying for anons on 4chancmon man
>>42218530You really think someone would just come into an online tranny chasing general and tell lies?
She's attractive, what's the big mystery.
>>42218539you act like thats unheard of
I had a sex dream last night
>>42218536YesAnd it's working, I have to really squeeze into my jeans but my booty looks great :)I think the absurd ammount of stairs I do at work everyday are helping a lot too
>>42218488y'all keep forgetting I'm 6'2", like legit 6'2"if I try to wear men's jeans that are my waist size they end up looking like skinny jeans on me, so I usually have to just wear insane sizes like 36 or 38 with a belt on, and they still make me look like a faggot https://unsee cc/album#VNwae9FD96sE
>>42218529Let me see your arch meffers. Alex looks like the football player she wishes she was dating, we don't worry about that ok
>>42218539If your life was as glamorous as you want people to believe you wouldn't be tripfagging on fucking 4chan
i'm cute and friendly and smile a lot and tells jokes and know how to talk to ppl without sperging out . that's it. that's my secret . if you do this you too will be treated positively irl . yes. even if you have a big rib cage!
>>42218416I was secretly hoping ppl would comment on thisalas
>>42218553Gotdamn all those tortillas are building up that bunda for realGood work
>>42218476theres places in miami, you're not getting a table and drinks unless you're spending over 20k+ its not a problem to pay for $15 in drinks and a dinner.i dont think normies understand miami nightlife scene.
>>42218553>kunta kintelol I thought this site randomly assigned names, did you make that?
>>42218559>glamorous bro i make lower middle class income and live in a tiny 1br apartment and drive a corolla with 200k miles on it. who said my life is glamorous
popular with the black fellas are we?
That sounds really nice it's too bad I've got autism
>>42218554i will think about it
>>42218573shit I live in the Midwest and pay nearly 15 dollars for a fast food meal with a coke
>>42218552I believe it, but damn now I want to see or I'll just use the ol imagination. Good on you though, sounds like some nice progress.
>>42218578what sounds nice
how do I lose weight so I can have sex
>>42218590you might also have autism it's pretty clear what they're replying to
>>42218584my tab yesterday (lunch special) for a cuban sandwich and two beers was like $16.. then the bartender paid for me bc i always queen out with her . it's not like im at luxury restaurants hahahah
>>42218597eat less. your body's natural state, it's requirement for existing, is losing weight. Do literaly anything except eating and you will lose weight. There a thousands of things you can do other than eat
>>42218553>those factory worker handsHermano armwrestled Hulk Hogan on the regular
>>42218152I'm more of a baseball guy
>>42218553this is blowing my mind.. i'm chubbier than you and weigh more than you and wear smaller jeans. you're taller than me though.like a werewolfi just cant invision you in 38s.. when i think of you i see like 30, 32 lol
Going to the Miami Heat game with Alex and calling all the white women there coal burners and mudsharks so people know I'm normal
You just know alexs car reeks like piss and ass sweat and black and milds
>>42218606the problem is that eating is my favourite thing to do
>>42218589Maybe someday it'll be an anonymous unsee! LolBut you'll have to use your imagination for now
>>42218614>>42218615the duality of man
>>42218602Then the whole bus stood up and clapped.
every time I wear these they look like skinny jeans and it makes me mad because they used to be my fav pair….
>>42218616simply dont do it. not doing something is infinitely easier than doing it. again you can do anything else in this universe other than eat and your body will do the losing weight for you
>>42218624just transition anon you'll see how nice the world is to women . it's insane
Who are the tallest tranners here?
>>42218597i have no problem doing all the work just dont expect oral or cuddling after. fuck then back on my way
>>42218553Damn nice ass. I'm 6'2 as well and usually wear a 32
>>42218614ironically that would be normal for the rest of Florida with all the rednecks, Miami is the only part that's different
>>42218614Lol
>>42218610>:(
>>42218636me I'm 6'1 with shoes on
>>42218620>anonymousIt'll be the butt so pale it glows in the dark lol. I'll try not to blow your cover this time
>>42218645probably not tampa or orlando to be fair
>>42218636Think Sarah and Winemom are both like 6'3
>>42218649You really like the leafs? I thought they sucked every year for the past 60 years or something like that
>>42218635You're crazy
>>42218152I'd like to go to an Atlanta Thrashers game again >>42218661Well.. I guess that's true lolI appreciate that :')
you are all pawns in my grand design
gonna beat the i don't have a boyfriend allegations . one sec
I know girls want to feel small and feminine... but just once, I want to feel what its like for a bigger woman to princess carry me
>>42218680ew
>>42218677what’s my role
>>42218677That's so femdom
ur all prawns in my grand design
>>42218678these hickeys are insane it looked like he tried to eat them https://unsee cc/album#IYYWeHlL3ghu
>>42218684can i see your feet?
>>42218677Will I one day pass and be happy great prophet francis?
>>42218699EW
>>42218400lol
>>42218662perfect timing. I'm watching American dad, and right after reading this post the kids were looking for their dad and Roger says "he probably went to Orlando, that's where all broken men go"
>>42218698What does that prove? It's just hickeys from another one of your grindr fag hookups.
arch is one thing, butt i another, feet is crossing a line
why are the weak goblinite auygeepissers always so mad about my superior she-hulk frame and my pawsome paws
>>42218698alex found about the vacuum cleaner hickey trick
>>42218711when they're like this, you just know their feet are gross
>>42218685harvesting tranny fart vids. back to work now>>42218687you arent even worth consideration unfortunately>>42218704if my plans come to fruition
>>42218714yoo i love these gloves
>>42218698He probably did the fat fuck
>>42218710>>42218717you guys are missing the point . did you like my boobs i think they're so cute
>>42218722yes you wouldny wanna see them anyway so quit askin
>>42218675>Atlanta Thrashers game againi got bad new for you...i don't know how to tell you this
>>42218724You have my vote :')
>>42218530this
>>42218663Never utter sarahon in the same sentence as mommy ever again
okay i gotta go to my laser appointment i'll be back in a lil bit everyone behave okay
>>42218665i like the bruins!!!!
>>42218706i can make u cum
>>42218714Who was mad? Everyone just wants that big booty
>>42218724I haven’t harvested any so far :(
>>42218722all tranny feet are clocky
>>42218735What?? What is it? :(I have two jerseys from last time I saw them :(
>>42218755my feet are 10.5 us size on a 5’3 frame. giga clocky
>>42218744I'm sure some stranger will offer to pay for the laser.
Still sick with it but also feeling sick with a cold>>42218677Could I atleast be like a knight or something?>>42218636I am 6 foot 8>>42218597I find it can be helpful to eat foods high in protein and low in calories as you’ll get full easier and stay full longer, I be eating hella yogurts when I’m trying to lose weight b4 my doctors get mad at me for restricting>>42218709I always thought American dad was a lot funnier than family guy and south park for some reason
>>42218762women or mens?
>>42218725I used to have some really pawsome grey with black fingerless gloves, but i lost them, so now I just wear these, I love them, they're comfyalso protip glove manufacturers do not want you to know, you can just cut the tip off regular gloves??? I did this with some old police leather gloves once and i looked so badass with them
>>42218756
>>42218756they found a new home look it wasn't you it was them
>>42218770I wanna get some for the fall/spring. being able to use your phone with gloves is very handy, and I think they look sick. too cold for em now tho especially with windchill.
>>42218768Oh you're sick too?I haven't been too bad, but had two bad days and now it's mostly fatigue and the occasional coughGet some vit C, it helps a lot :)
>>42218755no i had a trans gf that was 4'11 tall and her hands and feet were very very small. t. tranny btw
>>42218768thank you I will take this advice :)
>>42218769mens. i can rarely find women’s shoes that fit in stores lmao. my hands are small (i think) i fit into a small women’s glove
>>42218768Go to the pharmacist and ask them for the real sudafed, not the gay sudafed the sell on the shelf
where's my 5'2 115 psl7 b cup princess with veiny hands and mens size 12 feet
jehovah’s witnesses kinda based
https://youtu.be/ZH86EGZxGuw?si=oiptBOWbGdViwM3A>>42218739this aint a democracy, kid>>42218752thats ok. you are only one of many harvesters, i have about 300 fart vids collected so far>>42218768do you have any experience jumping over other people
>>42218777>777Those numbers with the heartbreaking fake headline. What does it mean?? :(>>42218780They're probably just on a vacation.. Right? </3 </3 </3
>>42218636me>>42218663im a dainty 5'15">>42218741show me your recessed chin
>>42218745We can go see a Sabres game babe
>>42218803can you share
>>42218799i could go for a black haired girl who rides a street bike and listens to emo and pop punk
>>42218803I support and would've voted for dictator francis :')
>>42218802Nope, retarded take.
American Dad is actually so tranny coded>roger is a junkie and sexual predator>haleys a whore>francines retarded>steve is a gooner>stans a repper>nobody likes the fish
I'm just a smoll liddol dainty twinky that MOGS EVERY CHASEY HERE
>>42218797oof yeah that sucksI buy 11 in womens / 9 mens but true size is probs like 10/8 since I buy shoes oversized. still larger than a cis girl by a lot but more manageable
>>42218755actually some trans women have very feminine feet. unless you're just trying to neg as a plan to get them to show it
>>42218823The less cool hecklefish
>>42218808Hope you like Winnipeg lol
>>42218812YUCK>>42218821eff u. i think i will visit my local kingdom hall this easter
>>42218799psl7
>>42218808>They're probably just on a vacation.. Right? </3 </3 </3they'll be back maybe without kovalchuk and kane but they'll be back>>4221881210 in a row brother!!!
all chaseys are weak femboys with tight pink holes until proven otherwise
>>42218816im saving them for something big>>42218820<3
size 13 men's MOG THAT, CHASEY
>>42218836Yeah make sure you take a pit stop with the Scientologists too
>>42218842I know mommy's big dick hits the prostate every single time
>>42218848they are cringe and bad
>>42218802they heavily monitor this website and you'll be getting a visit at your door from the latter day saints now.
>>42218755I wear a woman's 7.5-8 usually. Sometimes a 9 on shoes from china
Im in that spot where I know I drank too much caffeine but I still want more
>>42218845Are there men actually self-conscious about their shoe size? Is that a thing?
>>42218835shush they'll be back
>>42218857i tell all mormons to GET LOST
>>42218786Ya I always get sick and it stays for like 2-3 weeks every time, it’s just what it is ig. I’ll be sure to get some thx :)>>42218798What’s the point of being sick if you don’t get to do a lil meth on the side >>42218803ofc I have experience, I’m 6 foot 8>>42218823Beautiful and deep academic analysis, unironically you should turn this into a longer form paper and it’ll get praised by a certain niche on twitter and Bluesky>>42218830Me if I was also a noir detective
>>42218835Idek where that is :(>>42218841If they return from their entended vacation then I won't leave the US :')
>>42218868Mormon? These days I'd rather have less men, right guys?
Cancerous tripfags literally spend every waking hour in this gen
>>42218864
>>42218841>>42218836Yeah babe 10 in a row what if they get 11On a side note I like the way my reflection looks in the tv r n
>>42218880how do u know
>>42218862mexicans are always amazed by my height, and when they see me wearing my boots they're like holy shitthe mexican duendes wear like size 7 or 8 so I always look like a giant compared to them. I could probably kill the average mexican with one strong kick
>>42218880its only cringe when its nice outside.most these people are in below freezing climates right now.
>>42218875Hehehe>>42218880Cry more about it faggot
>>42218880no one else will entertain me
>>42218768it is better than family guy. and Futurama better than Simpsons. idky maybe the creators get better with their second show and realize a bunch of things they should have done before or ways to make it better.one thing I notice in common is that Futurama takes place in the future and there's aliens every where, so they are open to a lot more different scenarios along with any human stuff. with time travel and aliens you can literally just say some alien species can do magical things which opens up more possibilities. same with Roger on American dad. he's an alien, and he can magically have different abilities when the story needs it, and he's an alien so you don't question it, its like yeah that makes sense he can do that.also Futurama theme song is the only show them I never fast forward, I love it
wait I just roughly measured my feet and my size seems way smaller, and the difference between sizes is tiny. I'll have to do an actual measurement
>>42218891That's so funny. We're the same size and I don't feel like it comes up much at all over here. I seriously forget I'm tall most days.
>>42218903I believe that
>>42218845You foot mog me but I hog outline mogged you the other day so I win
i'm going to the apple store today and i'm also going to go and buy new hand warmers and maybe a scarf :D i wish i had someone to go with
>>42218922And we would hold hands and get coffees and you'd never need a handwarmer again because I'd be there
>>42218374genuine question why isn’t this catching on?
ugh every post here is just sayingslop
>>42218845you need them for all the curb stomps you hand out to junkies
>>42218928omfg. plz my hands get so cold D:
>>42218874on a serious note atlanta is looking at getting one of the next expansion slots so you might be able to hold out
Appearance and personality goals
>>42218911in texas it would come up a decent amount, but not as much as it does over hereit's actually really hard to find shoes my size over here, I usually have to order online, or hop the border and buy em in the states, or get some leather ones custom made. I don't mind though, but it's kind of annoying>>42218916lies, I know you stuffed a couple of socks in there....>>42218932kekfr doe I think almost killed a junkie once, blud was pissing in my doorstep, pissed me right the fuck off, I left that little blud limpinghad the audacity to ask why I kicked the fuck out of himLIKE BITCH, YOU PISSED ON MY FUCKING DOOR, YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T GUT YOU LIKE A FISH
>>42218935I'd love to! I pretty much try to hold hands as often as I can, I just really like it. That and kissing.
>>4221888611s a new franchise record you been to any games this year? i went to the last columbus game also side not i've been to probably 30+ sabres games and never seen them win in person
>>42218922i think that's cute >i wish i had someone to go with
ok I think my shoe size would be a woman's 8.5 wtf no wonder my shoes in M9/W11 Flop all around I just thought I had skinny feet or smthn
Currently washing the shark rn, he hasn’t been cleaned in a while so it’s needed>>42218905Futurama was one of my fav shows as a kid it is so peak. And yah I totally appreciate that they have set it up to be able to explore a lot more different kinds of things bc of its lack of a modern setting. I love that often they’ll go to some random planet that lets them dive into some trope rather than having to contrive it unnaturally like is often the case w the simpsons. >>42218941Hottest man alive
i need to buy an eyeshadow palette
>>42218952i like holding hands too, and getting kisses. those are both really great>>42218960hm?!
>>42218951> I know you stuffed a couple of socks in thereThe hardest part was shaping the sock into the perfect cock head shape. Takes real skill so you should appreciate that at least
>>42218951I'd be pissed, but I think all my shoes have just been gifts from other people. I don't even know when I last bought my own shoes.
https://voca.ro/142zrR7InofX
>>42218965just get a few cheapo ones with nude shades and colors you should get 2x of each cause you'll probably only use a few of the colors.
Tranny gf like this
>>42218862not that I've ever heard in real life. dudes seem to ignore that aspect of each other. but personally, I've been around other men my size and when I realize their feet are way too small for their size I think its funny like they have little princess feet
>>42218880i'm not a tripfag and i also spend every waking hour here lmao
>>42218953No I don't really watch or play hockey which is sort of atypical for Canadians. I was just mentioning buffalo as a joke because sometimes people go from Toronto to nearby US teams for cheaper tickets.
>>42218971What are we waiting for then, babe?! I'm your man! Let's head to the store! Where am I picking you up?
>>42218977hey slayershit
>>42218983me when i get a new haircut and buy my eyeshadows palette>>42218982i know i dont buy the most expensive ones bc i dont even have money for that lol i search for brazilian brands that are considered good enough if you cant afford international luxury brands
>>42218988oh yeah for sure lol with them getting better its gonna be harder to get tickets and more expensive but toronto and montreal games will still home games for them
>>42218974<3>>42218975shoes other people have gifted me are mostly just kinda lame, I always try to buy decent quality made shoes and at the very least some comfy insoles. Can't go wrong with some Scholls, but custom is superiorcomfy feet are important, they protecc and they take you places
>>42218977TRUKE
>>42218961yeah did the thing where you press down on the front of the shoe and Mine are def too big lmao.Still gonna keep getting M9/W10.5 just bc I like being able to always slip on shoes and have breathing room innere
some of godfreys hitboxes are dumb
>>42218997mascara and eyeliner is worth spending the extra $ the cheapo stuff is kind of messy imo
what should i post a pic of?
>>42219013mascara gives elderly ngl...
>>42219018butthole if girl
>>42219013i have a good mascara. at least i like it lol. i need to buy a liquid eyeliner tho true i forgot that
>>42219018your tummy
>>42219022it's ugly so no
>>42219027>Eldian>watching nick fuenteswho's gonna tell him
>>42219018post your horsey
Looking for trannies with big fat gocks in New Jersey.
>>42219007i beat him :)
>>42218977Based
>>42218994https://voca.ro/14zxJ599pRuC
>>42218977This is a known cocksucking faggot from gaygen
>>42218989ugh if only i didn't have attachment issues. u seem sweet tho : )
>>42219039I'm 6'1 with shoes and have a 61 inch warthog
>>42219041Play the dlc!!!!
@dawgyhttps://x.com/radiogenoa/status/2007331792215212478
>>42219020clip ons is ratchet and growth serum with some mascara is dope
transbians and like stereotypical trannies freak me out like nothing else
>>42219035
>>42219046ur vocas always make me laugh
>>42219054ill have to buy it first but i do want to
>>42219065mmm chardonnay with a thoroughbred.
>>42219062Is this even a controversial opinion?No one likes transbians except other transbians
>>42219076chasers, buy stu the dlc. She needs to play the best part of the game
that person you hate obsess over, they have no idea who you are
>>42219058I'm juiced rn and for some reason I thought mascara was eye shadow and eyeliner was mascara. But yeah you dont really have to spend much for mascara. Maybelline skyhigh does the job. also falsies are cute af.
>>42219082i'm straight and i like transbians. they're chill
crazy that the game just lets u start with catch flame. i beat godfrey just by using it a bunch of times
>>42219046shes LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEi mean its not like im. getting gifts. but maybe one day! and i dont rly need them anyway
>>42219048https://voca.ro/153jX8Yzw0m2
>>42219057those are some weak kicks, one of my kicks would easily destroy any south asian
I wish I looked like miquella and had a bf that looked like radahn
>>42219062Where are you even interacting with them? They don't go outside lol
>>42219090>i'm straightThere are exactly ZERO straight trannies on 4chan dot org
>>42219088oh, i was confused for a sec, like wtf? makes sense. goodmorning lol
>>42219086i don't hate obsess over anyone. i have no enemies and my heart is full of love
>>42219066Thank you friend
>>42219100I am though
>>42219086this is retarded.>german dictator blamed by jew for his entire lineage being erased doesn't remember him
>>42219095Not going to listen to you sucking cock on mic again once with the video was enough
>>42219085chasers do this
>>42219100ermm actually i am one which disproves your hypothesis
could I theoretically wear smaller shoes? Yes. Should I? No
>>42219117that's not how you measure that
>>42219117dawgys dawgs
I've been wearing the same pajama pants for three days straight that feel like they completely trap humidity in. Who wants to suck daddy's dick?
need to get a rhinoplasty so I can stop being jewish
>>42219086pichu haters take note
>>42219132jewish nose and bazonga genes are like the best parts tho
>>42219132Controversial but I like a schnozz
>>42219108>>42219116AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>42218997>me when i get a new haircut and buy my eyeshadows paletteHawt.
>>42219123is that what you asked chat gee pee tee??? Begone, foul gremlin
>>42219117WOW was not expecting this today. you take good care of them, they look smooth and soft
>>42219112https://voca.ro/13JWXpjK2eDv
i am attracted to jewesses
>>42219141I wouldn't touch a woman with a 10 ft pole
>>42219137me and all my siblings have tiny tits
>>42219095ngl you sound racist
>>42219151i've only had good sexual experiences with jewesses desu.
>>42219137actually agree with you for once, I think girls with a big nose are cute
>>42219117Imagine sucking those and rubbing them while on the couch together haha that would be so gross haha
is slayer posting his cocksucking video again?
>>42219141don't laugh at me that's mean
>>42219157maybe you are goyim.....
>>42219169that sounds hot I hope he does
https://youtu.be/3cV6pnvCVM4?si=TFvr0U7l20x1KFu-&t=27
i think i'm a goy chat...
discordia cocksucking video when?
I like dictators who don't get captured
>>42219144I sincerely don't do anything with them, I just wear comfy shoes :>>>42219166idk about sucking....but I wouldn't be opposed to a guy massaging my feet after a long day at work
>>42219180see a doctor
dawgys paws <3
>>42219188I bet Nike paid a lot for that ad
>>42219188I don't like dictators that aren't me
>>42219188they got dr disrespect nooooo :(
>>42219195will the doctor make me jewish?
>>42219188
>>42219039>New Jerseydoes he even post here anymore?
just got my butthole lasered ask me anything
>>42219188how is this going to stop the coke and fent? i bet the next potus of venezuala will be jewish
>>42219206Same first thought
>>42219206Got a good laugh, good job.
>>42219158https://voca.ro/15CjtIpngYN6
>>42219213yes he does>t. pattern recognition autist
>>42219215Why did you get your butthole lasered shut?
>>42219039biggaymandude
>>42219217It's not about that it's about the monroe doctrine
>>42219222bruh
>>42219211saw this meme earlier but i wasn’t able to laugh cuz the political compass colours weren’t smeared on top of it so thx
>>42219223i still don't understand the drama between these two
>>42219215did they put the cooling jelly on it and then zap it?when they flash it did it make vapor particulate matter?my hole and entire body is also lasered
how do keep yourself from farting when getting laser on yuor butthole
>>42219215rapist
>>42219242it's one-sided. bgmd from new jersey caught a little flak for trying to hit up every tranny on the board at the same time. slayershirt got obsessed with bgmd and hates him. i don't think bgmd cares about slayershirt.
if you fart while getting butthole laser does it ignite like the cartoons and blow the place up
>>42219259yeah
>>42219223I never see his posts anymorehe had a particularly faggy browbeating typing style
>>42219256when did that happen? i don't know the new jersey guy
eating a beans, lentil, and broccoli soup, along with an egg omelette right before my butthole laser appointment
>>42219256less exciting than i hoped but okay thank you for the lore update
Jerking off to fagporn in an effort to turn myself gay
>>42219253that poor latina girl had to smell fried butthole
>>42219256baldgayfaggotdude tried to suck every gock on this board
why do some people wear those bigass pc headphones in public when earbuds exist
>>42219215i kinda want to in the future.... i mean i would laser every bodyhair i have but i dont think i have the courage to do that in that area...
>>42219085I have to buy it myself because I haven't played it
>>42219242It's like Tupac vs Biggie. Biggaybaldman is from the east coast and slayer is from the west coast.
people be axing why I don't beleeb the chaseys when they be hitting on me and it's cuz of shit like that, y'all mothafuckas be hittin' on every livin' soul
>>42219297autism and anti social and anxiety
>>42219297They sound better
>>42219297ur nasty + headphones sounds better + make it obvious to everyone around that you are listening to something
>>42219302kek EAST SIDEE
>>42219310why am i nasty?
I don't care if people know what I'm listening to, I don't have social anxiety, I'm a free soul, I say the stupidest shit all day long I don't care about anything
https://voca.ro/1honxoGEPol4
>>42219325You're into Dad rock aren't you?
>>42219338most trannies here are straight though
>>42219340I blast my buttrock in public and I'm proud of it, buttrock is good
>>42219132It's a shitty brainworm but you got to fight it. I have the same Polish nose as my mom and I loathed it for so long. Then she got rhino and it did not turn out very well and she regrets it, so I've been working on just embracing mine. It looks 100% like this.
>>42219340like driving across the highway with doggy with sunglasses on at midnight and listening to dad rock is not kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asY-2HWqpGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGkNmJk4iM4
>>42219303if they're single what's the issue
>>42219350>most trannies here are straight thoughAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>42219198Just do it
>>42219338#trvke #faxx #prophet
>>42219245they used the cooling fan thing. it was the candela laser >>42219300its not that bad but yeah hurts a lil... my laser tech was like girl ive lasered so many coochie and bootyholes nothing phases me anymore >>42219226because im sick of nair'ing it. and i got six sessions for $120
i wanna fuck the HR jewess
>>42219360it's true
>>42219238oh is that what that is? just saved the first one I saw, thought it had to do with the game how you select the three characters and they're highlighted different colors. I liked this part of the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izl83koe_xY
Feel like hair removal on your ass warrants electrolysis not laser. Thats for like body legs and arms
>>42219365Lol
>>42219374Every troon on this board is a gynephile with male sexuality
>>42219374The transbian autists won't ever stop complaining about it, but we're probably at the peak of straight trannies for this gen
>>42219384idk, for me ipl was enough to permanently get rid of the hair there. didn't need laser or electrolysis
>>42219392im a gay estrogenized fag with gay male sexuality
they arrested maduro on gun charges lmao
>>42219372Anne Hathaway is so perfect
>>42219372jewesses are usually pretty open to casual sex. you should go for it. they're comfy to be with, just remember its 6M no matter what she tries to say.
>>42219392i'm not tho
>>42219399If you were that you wouldn't be on 4chan
>>42219401*SNIFFFFFFFFF*
they arrested naruto
>>42219356I used to drive around all over texas blasting my buttrock, it was so kino, blud's will never understand how kino that feels>>42219357you ain't shooting straight, that's the issues. Normally on the hunt you go after one person, if you're trying to chase a dozen different bitches, you ain't gonna hit off with any of them, your aim's gonna be terrible. I always notice when you got your mind on somebody else or when you ain't shootin' straight or when they lookin' for other grounds ufm???
>>42219409how come?
>>42219409
meta attracted troons are the good ones though you pump and dump each other and they have the same taste in video games and tv/anime
>>42219377it is a good party of the game>>42219400ya i thought that was really funny>>42219401not jewess
>>42219384they're white girls laser does just fine for 90%+ of their hairs
>>42219384i feel like it's the exact opposite
>>42219415i guess? to me the looking/talking phase is about meeting as many people and then you go on the dates to narrow it down and actually commit. like dating apps
>>42219411Tsk, mattaku, NARUTO janeeyo, MADURO dattebayo
epilation was a good enough reduction on the body for me, I wonder if I should try one of those cheap IPL machines, just for fun, or that one oil I always get shilledlaser on my face was more than adequate
>>42219430oh shit you're right, I just googled it and shes not Jewish at all. that's surprising
>>42219411Also would be funnier if you said madara instead it works better phonetically and and so many other levels
>>42219415damn.. i wish i got to live my early 20's with you, i can tell you're based.perfect person for cruising
>>42219417Trannies that used to be effeminate gay boys hang out in woman spaces4chan trannies are malebrained transbians
Life is beautiful god bless you all
>>42219430ice will deport him back to venezuela before he can be acquitted of all charges
>>42219338I've had hot cis gfs. No more. Everytime it's like they try to force masc me over time and it never works out between us.
I don't want to know how you got your butthole smooth, I just care that it is
>>42219453the cheap ones won't do shit. the only ones that actually work are the $100+ ones
>>42219453naaah, they're so tedious even if you get 1 on sale, its better to just do the discount laser sessions.. you dont want to spend 2 hours a week flashing your body for 1-2 years. its so fucking insanity inducing and tedious..
>>42219338based
Stop bi erasing literally every person to ever post here is bi it's just different levels of how much you accept that
>>42219459i was never an effeminate gay boy growing up, i was a weird gay leaning bisexual outcast that was addicted to video games. then i had my first sexual experience with a girl and figured out i don’t like em at all. then i trooned
>>42219453epilator is reducing my leg hair but i dont feel that smooth bc theres always some 0.1mm hair there when you run your hand over. maybe in the future it gets even better but im liking it till now. if i had a date i would probably use the epilator the day before and then use nair/veet hair removal cream on the day to be 100% smoothhopefully i get money to do laser on my legs this year tho p.p
FNAF1 is a perfect game (i have never played a fnaf game)
>>42219482Yeah you're a meta attracted "bisexual" tranny
>>42219303sorry dawgy but its a numbers game but you are my favorite poster
>>42219459idk about that dude, i was an effeminate gay boy in middle and part of primary school and i hang out here so clearly that's not true
>>42219442it's a foreign concept to me, because I wouldn't even bother talking to you like that unless I actually liked you, and I ain't about to waste my time talking to a dozen different people I 'might' like, meanwhile the average man is like desperate enough to have over a dozen people in their DMs. I don't really mind being alone, I can't exactly say I'm desperate to find someone, and that's just what it smells like with a lot of people here, and it's a serious turnoff. So I just shut that out and treat this place as what it really is, a parasocial shitposting space
>>42219485it’s too scary
>>42219459i think its just not really like that. feminine gay twinks come in a lot of different types. im definitely an example of a way that a twink can transition into a tranny that is deeply malebrained
>>42219490im not bisexual anymore. i just thought i was growing up.
>>42219481>literally every person to ever post here is binot really
>>42219485The best trannies are the ones who you can hang out with like one of the bros but she mogs 99% of women
>>42219477>better to just do the discount laser sessionsthis. it only takes like a couple minutes, the pain isn't that bad after the initial couple rounds, and the results are good
>>42219468I like this post
>>42219513That was not meant to be a reply
>>42219484nooo.. use it a day before, and shower 2-3x after. the creams smell so bad. they ruin your natural smells.
>>42219497i don't think it's always desperation, some people are just are more casual about it than you are I think and are open to meeting people
>>42219502i know that’s why i’ve never played it i don’t like loud noises or the dark ya but i think it’s supposed to be scary so i don’t dock points>>42219513=)>>42219522=(it’s funny cuz that was basically how i planned my life would turn out when i was 13 i wanted to be the IASIP tranny so bad but now everyone knows what a tranny is i hate caitlyn jenner
>>42219475>>42219477that's about what I've heard, I might try buying a used one on ebay, but I don't mind my body hair, you can barely see it, even like rn when I've gone months without any sort of trimming and it's basically invisible unless you look super closely>>42219527maybe, I'm just very reserved and I tend not to trust all that easily, I'm very careful about who I spend time with I guessI don't find that behavior trustworthy, idk I just grew up weird and I guess being that way just makes people look unappealing to me
>>42219513yeah, and the best guys to hang out with are the ones that can hang out with the hot tranny like she's 1 of the bros.
>>42219537>now everyone knows what a tranny is i hate caitlyn jennerlol
i want to be one of the bros
>>42219547that's fair enough you don't have to like it. i just enjoy meeting lots and lots of new people and if it becomes something more great, but i'm not going into dates with expectations
man I'm too sentimental to kill myself
Idk I don't dick my bros down like that
Thought what I had was a type of dyslexia but it's actually anomic aphasia. Lucky me.>>42219537>everyone knows what a tranny isDon't you miss when it was obscure enough that people would just say "they used to be a guy" and left it at that and if you looked good, because they had no other opinions
>>42219523oh i heard it before that some people dont like the smell. we dont have nair here we have veet thats basically the same but i think people here say it doesnt smell that bad. idk i never tried but i will have that in mind lol
i keep getting olfactory blasted by the fat injection aromatizations, these smells would have a chasers head spinning and boner throbbing
>>42219497it seems like people who focus on one person tend to find bfs/gfs and the ones who don’t don’t
>>42219576Ugh, I mean semantic paraphasiadammit
>>42219585i think it's a wrong perspective to say i don't focus on one person, as soon as i hit it off i only focus on them. it's just i talk to many people to find who i hit it off with
if i walked by a chaser with these smells right now they would jizz in their pants i smell like teenage pussy right now
ngl chat i genuinely might kms
>>42219597good, get it fucking over with loser
>>42219595Don't be nasty. >>42219597Genuinely do not.
>>42219597why? :(
>>42219601that's mean
me the duendemoder topping dawgy
>>42219611i don't have any other options
>>42219572why would an adorkable girl kill herself
my face hurts (good)
>>42219624You always have options, don't beat yourself up like that. Remember that your words are powerful and what you speak will have an effect on you. What is upsetting you today?
>>42219628some girls have deep scars you can not see
>>42219576YES I WANT TO GO BACK SO BAD
4 duende mexican manlets abducting dawgy and she wakes up in a cartel trap house
>>42219623you will be forcefully bottomed
>>42219651i can't be forcefully bottomed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGkNmJk4iM4
>>42219651you don't have fuerza
>>42219659>>42219662you will be snu snu’d, I am stronger than I look
What's up gamers?
i have hair on my fucking shoulders holy shit
dawgy is actually weaker than she looks
>>42219651Size 38 hips plapping chasey cheeks
>>42219672me too! it goes almost to my butt now
>>42219670that wouldn't bother me at all i like losing control
>>42219682Of course she is.
>>42219670you won't be taller horizontally
im stronger than i look but i look really really weak
i would let dawgy punch me and slap me to keep me in linedawgy keeping me on a leash and on my knees looking into those predator eyes, like a frightened doe, and dawgy smacks my face and pulls on the leash even tighter and squeezes my mouth open and spits in my mouth then pushes my face into the pillow and knots me up
>>42219706same. i look weaker than i am but im not strong either. just normal
>>42219090wrong>>42219082>>42219099theres one handing out flyers about my city to watch them getting kicked in the balls by some dyke before they get srs and their polycule is gonna be there
>>42219721im normal too!
>>42219721you're a twink that would get easily overpowered
>>42219732based. *biceps_muscle_emoji*
im very soft and weak and squishy i dont even know if i can do 1 pushup anymore
I'm slightly stronger than I look and I look really strong.
>>42219748I want to squish you
>>42219737not that lie again
I'm weaker than I look (can only bench 250)
>>42219767you're a twink that would lose a playfight while trying really hard not to lose
>>42219704I like it when they fight back
You guys don't even know anything about Batman: Beyond
>>42219777breeding hips
slobbering on a big cock
>>42219777now that i know you're like this i find you very hot you could make me do anything
>>42219691Lol, hot
>>42219789you can’t see my hips, it’s all hidden underneath my xxxltentacion clothes
>>42219796Also hot
>>42219796Chaser btw
chasers are afraid of my powerful muscles
stop calling me adorkableI'm cool
>>42219827adorkable is the highest compliment a girl can get
>>42219827You know what you are.
>>42219827Adorkable is a subset of cool
lazily nursing a big cock during the morning hours as the worries of the world melt away
Do tranners like chasers with 16,5 inch circumference forearms?
>>42219847Please babe I need you
>>42219847chaser btw
>>42219851no, im incel
receiving back rubs and head pats from a man who’s still half asleep while i find my purpose in life nestled between his legs
Do tranners like babydick chasers who are manlets and overcompensate at the gym
>>42219802I have a very commanding presence irl, at one of the companies I used to work in they were heavily pushing for me to be the regional manager because they made me take these weird aptitude and IQ tests and saw it was very high and I had high natty leader inclinations. I honestly hate it, I just like being alone and I hate it when multiple people are drawn towards me like thatI just need the one, I just wanna be comfy
why would any man like a woman with a penis
>>42219886because he's bisexual
I'm byesexualthat's all, c'ya
latin america isn't a real placehttps://x.com/Uncafecommie/status/2007493397939204228
>>42219886i asked this last night and got called gross . it turns out they're just gay
has the smells i like, has the attitude i like, bigger and stronger than me, not beating the allegations
>>42219851what does that look like? that sounds massive
>>42219886Women are attractive and I don't mind penis
>>42219910Me and dawgy
>>42219804yeah it's gonna be awful in the summer
>>42219958Lol
twerkin' on a duende's hat
>>42219886Because they're cute, I love seeing them flop around
Someone make new
>>42219999Union mandated jerkking it break. You legally can't ask me to do that.
>>42219999hope you like curry
a bunch of naked chasers forming a human pyramid with hoods over their heads while dawgy stands near by smiling and giving a thumbs up while smoking a cig
>>42220009this is exactly why they're taking our job of making threads>>42220011
Someone make brapgen
>>42219938Imagine a strong large arm and you're there.
this never would have happened under hugo chavez, maduro is a weak sissy slut
>>42220024please dont
>>42220013That was a great summer vacation we had.
new>>42220054>>42220054>>42220054
>>42220053I’m glad you liked my rare jerma enough to save it
>>42220074I actually just went back to find it because the mental image of it was seared into my mind
