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I have never ever malefailednobody thinks I'm transI've never seen or known a woman as tall as me, I'm usually 20cm taller than every woman I meetI looked like a subhuman before HRT, large but thin eyebrows that formed a slight unibrow
>>42219760olive
>>42219760What slutty clothes should I buy as a fat Eastern European tranny who is skinny fat beer gut ugly?
>>42219760qott: its picrel the tulip tree
>>42219756
>>42219793
>>42219803looks like you got a FAT ASS mama post unsee
samefag
neo-mmg sucks
Need a manmoder gf with 2016 trump mannerism.And then i said, you mog me. Deep inhale through his teeth. Yes- yes you do, and that's great, we love that. Quite frankly i've never been mogged quite this heavily before.
mmg was never good but it wasn't always this bad
>>42219828can she invade vuvuzela too?
what is neo-mmg? is it bmg + manmoders, mtfg + manmoders, the catch all gen for mtf trannies?
>>42219862im not pretending to be you. im me you are you.
>>42219870it’s the leftovers from the tranny janny chatroom gen that stay despite the sharty dictatorship
>>42219870>what is neo-mmgretarded paranoia from losers whove been here for too long
because it’s the same autistic attentionwhoring iposter retard who replies to himself and makes the new threads
>>42219870this general is for everyone but manmoders.
i never reply to myself tho
>>42219882no it isnt retard i dont make any threads and i never have
bought a full body mirror to do you know what >_<
knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it! knot it!
>>42219882hey! i make new threads but i didn’t make this one and i don’t reply to myself
>>42219760as this is the start of a new thread, her majesty wishes to make an announcement!to the subjectmoder two threads ago who dared to imply my musings seemed "undignified", her highness still expects to receive a formal apology for such an allegation within the duration of this thread!that will be all...
okay i injected anywaysguess i'm retroonedi feel oddly calm
passoids and fakemoders will seeraisa is vindicated by the day
>takes medicine>feels betterwhat are they doing to men nowadays?
everything in this thread is mocking em i mean it
>>42219760i like redwoods
>>42219959If youre a man you thug that shit out. No ibuprofen no nothing
>>42219991the cure to gender dysphoria is not in fact thugging that shit out
>>42220002Nah i'd win
>>42219907post cowbikini pictures?
>>42219991proof that i'm a certified moidbut i became so indifferent to everythingknowing it doesn't have to be this way is genuinely awfultoday marks one year of tranny thoughtscertified rogd agp tocd cishet male
i'm still the only real manmoder8 years in and nobody ever see me as anything but an ugly man
i fucking hate being alive
same worstie
>>422200428 years damn, stop being lazy lil bro get your name changed and get new clothes
>>42220050fuck you cunt fuck you for making me insane you fucking TRANNY JANNY FAGGOT BITCH
imagining scenarios rn
>>42220042would you not be a manmoder if you were occasionally seen as an attractive man?
>>42220073with me I hope
>>42220072no fuck youyou're the one who has made me like thisi wish we never met
are unsees still insta-saved by bots/folderfags? where do i go to get an honest assessment of how over it is?>inb4 passgeni beg your pardon
>>42220080an attractive man is still a man
this is an evil gen filled with snakes liars upon liars people pretending to be each other and we chased away our only angel
>>42219948i will join you twin
>>42220140im nice anon
>>42220101post on my discord>>42220140u ppl had an angle?
>u pplwhat are we doing here?
>>42220155how do i join your discord?>>42220147yay we're in this togethertogether forever
>>42219760i like those huge trees they have in california, i only saw them once but it was really cool
fakemoders exposed once again this is bitwinkgen
>>42220195Im cishet tho just on estrogen
>moder eats dinner alone
>>42220191Sequoiadendron giganteum a quality choice and i hope to see some some day
>>42220205she'd look so pretty on e
should i tell my bf i'm trans?
>>42220224maybe if you want him to beat you to death in a blind rage, which you might idk
>get second lowest grades on the tests>feel so embarrassed >second batch of tests today>get highest scores>confidence restored >we all finished early>Prof:Gonna show you these super expensive devices>pass them around >for some reason last guy gives it back to me>no one offers to take it to its place>place it gently>turn around>loud sound as if I had just dropped itGoddamnit
>>42220205
>>42220273This nigga in school>>42220239
>>42220300what would possibly give you the impression those are the same anon?
>>42220324Missclick
>>42220300Worse, it's job training
>>42220324everyone but me is the same person
>>42220351oh, that's okay then :) I'm glad you're just clumsy and not schizophrenic
no love for those of us who are clumsy AND schizophrenic
im gay fat and ugly
this is gay i'm joining Nation of Islam
>>42220405seems fun, update us!
you’re ugly
that’s why i’m here
>>42220383Ouuuu i'm such a clumsy little boy i hope no one overpowers and manmogs me ans makes me feel like a weak little bitch as a result i would just hate that.
cut my chin while shaving again award
>>42220502This nigga has to shave
we are not reinventing boyremoval for manmoders im putting my paws down
imagined scenarios again
i'll have you know i was once considered beautiful
maninsertion
If you had morning wood before e you're faketrans.
>>42220589Wat
>>42220603it’s bait bossman
i think i'd make a really gorgeous fish. like one you'd want to take a picture of
i'm gonna make you into pie instead
iwnbaf and it hurts all the time
iwnbacth
how come i still have to shave every three to four days despite years of laser atp
>>42220699Your facial hair is.. Unfathomable.
Do moders like battle manga?
>>42220759Does jojolands count
>>42220589i didn't but i'm faketrans nonetheless
>>42220771Yes. Good taste too Jojolands is rly neat.
>>42220759not particularly. there’s some that i really enjoy, chainsaw man is my favorite manga, but in general i prefer characters to fights so i’m not too into battle manga specifically
>>42220733this sucks
>>42220759i liked watching baki if that counts
>>42220853Based <3>>42220845ValidI only like a couple like Baki, Kengan, JoJos and guuh i liked the Ragnarok one early on
>>42220508don’t have the money for laser/electro. when i have some it’ll probably be my first big tranny purchase priority
cismoid turn trip back on you obnoxious bitch
i need to kill myself so fucking bad
>>42220508i have to shave twice every day ._.after four laser sessions
>>42220904high art i want her
>>42220759yu yu hakusho goes hard
>>42220985SO TRVE.I like the fox bishojo a lot but he's second to Kuwabara. Idk if thats moided.The few first episodes post-death were also uber comfy.
Walk like an egyptian-moder.
>>42220904This is an awesome artwork but i dont know the lore.
>>42220759I only read yuri and csm >_<
>>42221027Favvy csm character?Also what yuri would you recommend to a beginner to the genre?
>>42220904omg artmoder strikes again... this is peak
>>42220780I struggle a lot to figure out what's being shown in many panels, like last chapter it was so intricate and abstract with all the deformation but yeah quite nice.
>>42221033quanxi >_<>what yuri would you recommend ends of a dream, it's v sober adult story. literally one of the few manga I have in physical
>>42221033nta but my favorite is bloom into you, it’s super good
>anon what do you want to do for x?kill myself
I dont feel euphoric when i wear womens clothes. Im fake trans
i also dont feel euphoric in womens clothing unless im holding a burger
should i inject hrt today
>>42221139That means your default is female. Ur truetrans. You dont get a stiffy from the taboo because its the norm for your brain. You're just wearing clothing and not fetishwear(what moids do.)
>>42219939why do you look at archived threads? why do you care so much? huge ick
>>42221152yeah i did it bro so you'd look like a pussy if you didnt bro
>>42221188princessmoder will not be happy with this
>>42220502I always cut the lowest border because it grows differently there
when they hook me up to the electric chair and ask if i have any last words i'll just say "shocking me"
>>42221188she remembers the words of her subjects without even checking the archive because she is a faithful and diligent ruler
>>42220759I don't read or watch much japshit but baki is kino
>>42221206ick
>>42221194don't care it's an ugly larp anyways. people worth submitting to are not in this thread
a monarchmoder is such an unsexy rp, but i could get into a military juntamoder
>>42220904>those hipswhy am i even alive anymore
>>42221206the real answer is precisely this, yes! I'm not sure what this particular peasantmoder's issue with me is, but it is decidedly beneath her majesty's concern...
I want to serve princessmoder too but i'm FAR beneath being able to do even as much.
never forgiving princessmoder for saying she ideally wants t4c
>>42221273this alarmed me greatly desu. that was fucked up
>>42221273if it makes you feel any better, her highness finds it hard to believe you ever had much of a chance with her either way
>>42220904this made my day
>>42221268i though you said you were leaving
sometimes it's a good idea to drop the character before everyone starts to get annoyed, but nobody ever does it so why should you or i
>>42221152join us we can be triplets
>>42221287i don't really want a chance anymore...
>>42221297I'm retarded.
we need a robespierremoder to save us from these inbred freaks
>>42221273i never thought i was worthy of anyone’s love, let alone the self proclaimed princess
Kys
honestly can we just revolution french style and do some asanagi-type mindbreak shit to the princess until she thinks of herself as proletariat
>>42221306remain clinging to your tribalist notions, then. it is not her majesty's loss...
>>42221330does her highness even want to know what "asanagi-type mindbreak shit" is?
>>42221330ehh... maybe if you asked a couple days ago, i'm kind of over t4c princess now...
>>42221326i really really really really really really really want to
>>42221361yeah, guess I am too...fuck it...
>>42221361oh noo... the perverts no longer want to defile her highness, however shall she cope?
just got a boner to a chubby reze cosplayer
>>42221322this is the correct response, by the way! this little controversy has only served to separate those who truly understand her majesty's greatness from those who simply had... carnal reactions to her demeanor
>>42221403again? and let me guess. you're gonna gatekeep again
it’s fun that the gen is dividing into two camps on princessmoder
hey she's the one that called us second-class citizens in the dating pool
>>42221416I can almost stomach people saying they like t4c, but saying it's superior to t4t is too far
>>42221416now, where in history have I seen this sort of divide before...?
how do we feel about c4c
>>42221425i am a sovereign citizen in the dating pool
>>42221411i won’t send link no
>>42221445sounds fetishistic desu
>>42221446based, never let them make you use an ID or license plates
how do we feel about sweet n sour 4 mcnugget
>>42221411just wanted to let you know, i'm stroking my shit craaaazy style right now to chubby reze cosplay. dumped half a bottle of lube onto my cock and i'm jerking off like i'm going down a slip n slide. going to need 5k to drop on professional cleaners after this because of the amount of lube flying everywhere. fuuuuuck i love chubby reze cosplayers
>>42221476more in the sense that i removed myself and probably wouldn’t be too welcome anyway
>>42221481i just use ketchup :/i even get sweet n sour chicken from chinese food places and just dump the sauce to dip my chicken in ketchup
someone asked me for a fiction book recommendation. read so little brain frazzles. idk. eh wtf my brainlet is showing. tell him my favourite book. orlando by virginia woolf. fiction but definitely not what he was looking for as an answer. dribble out some description of the book while skipping the whole part about the mystical gender transformation of orlando. realise when i get home if he looks it up he'll be weirded out. why am i such a retard. i also had to listen to them nerd out about dota or smth and i know nothing about these kinds of video games so i just sat there silently the whole time. i feel like my apathy to life stopped me developing any real interests and im just a void, a black hole.
>>42221503why are you so mean to me
i used to be against princessmoder but since learning her proclivity for t4c and being t4c myself ive been more sympathetic towards her
>>42221486bitch I have GIGGLEBYTES of cosplayers fatter than you can comprehend. enjoy your chubby reze while you yet draw BREATH. also your balls must be lubey now. haha. slippyballs
>>42221510how am i being mean?
>>42221504you should have recommended self published bnwo slop
DON'T be mean to mcdouble girl... grrrr... say you like mcdonald's NOW
>>42221523dumpin the sauce, using the chup..,
>>42221537you don’t fuck with the chup?
>>42221521well i have jigglebytes of your mom throwing back on my avg sized cock
>>42221518that's a rather interesting perspective, I have no idea how you could ever have been against me though...
you VILL eat ze burgers
>>42221545only on fries :(
>>42221551no tummy pics >:(
some people need to lose their mmg character license
>>42221548I have wigglebytes of YOUR mom straight throwing UP on my fat cock. and you know what? yeah... I'm into that shit
>>42221564ah, it's you... very well then, I'm glad we've found a place of agreement but you're still never getting those pictures
this is so fucking embarrassing to admit but i can't possibly talk to anyone irl about itlately this girl i briefly dated in my local DSA chapter has been going around spreading rumors i SA'd her and idk what to do, all my friends are treating me differently now and cancelling plans, i think my fucking life is over
T. definitely SA'd her
>>42221579people love doing this to trans women for some reason...
>>42221554if it makes you feel any better, i have gotten a little better with ketchup. i used to put it on steak
>>42221574i have tigglebytes of YOUR mom doing PETPLAY with me and yeah, she fucking LOVED that shit. yeah, that's right, got your mom on a leash over here fuckin' her. my mom... is she happy being with you...?
>>42221190>>42221304i did it but i hate doing thisalso hurts more than usual i always mess up
>>42221589hot load or whatever
>>42221584at worst i got a LITTLE too handsy, calling it SA is going way too far, and i already apologized to her repeatedly
>>42221611oh my god I was fucking kidding LMAO?? clockwork
broken penis from grinding against the bed too hard award
>>42221605manmoders should do injections on a giant group video call to have their technique critiqued. by the spring we’ll all be doing it perfectly
>put needle to ass>JAM IT IN it's literally that simple
this bitch shooting in her ass
>>42221622same, every day i wake up and open instagram and hump my bed looking at all the pawgs :(
>>42221600I have shrigglebytes of pictures of YOUR mom looking beautiful on all the expensive and LAVISH dates I take her on. and you know what? then I take her home and make sweet love to her. I've never SEEN someone this radiant and happy before. can you say the same of my mom?
>>42221635i do it on my thighs or tummy
>>42221619haha very funny, my life is in ruins but go ahead and laugh at me asshole
>>42221579LMAO what made you think you could be queer in leftist organizing without social death?
yes yes let's all make our jokes last too long today we all really just needed to talk to someone or to have someone acknowledge we exist even through hate
>>42221611big dawg if u get handsy without consent it's sexual assault
>>42221611umm...ok now you're looking pretty bad
need a manmoder with passoid feet
>>42221667I will because sexual assault is unforgivable and you deserve what you're getting
>>42221670I exist through love to be quite honest and the moment I run out of that I'm going to go outside and kill indiscriminately until obliterated. and YEAH I do need someone to talk to.
what would happen if i injected a sizeable dose of estradiol enanthate directly into my right testicle?
>>42221656your mom and i love each other very much, we're actually eloping tonight, that's right, weekend of crazy sloppy wet baby making honeymoon sex with YOUR mom, zigglebytes of it.
>>42221669yeah honestly this is my fault for expecting more of cis "leftists">>42221671>>42221674>>42221679ok sure i guess i deserve to be ostracized forever because i misread the situation a little one time. makes perfect sense.
the only people interested in me are old men
>>42221692ok
>>42221700bait or another optics nuke soon to appear on the news, YOU moders decide!
>>42221579the DSA is CIA front meant to neuter any real leftist organizing so maybe its not all over for u nonajoin the zizians
>>42221694try it with grain alcohol instead
>>42221670there are no jokes in mmg, every post is completely sincere and truthful
what if instead of big dawg... it was big pawg
lil moder mane
>>42221713this has made me lose what last shred of sympathy i had for self-described socialists, i'm going back to being a regular democrat. at least shitlibs behave like normal people.
early/mid 20s bi twinks and chubby fujos seem to most of my matches
bloody cum dribbles from my cock like snot from an unattended toddlers nose. i've broken myself.
>>42221727my suicidal posts are all sincere and genuine
>>42221749can you go to the hospital
>>42221745went from lib to lib
>>42221760kek
>join dsa chapter>sexually assault a member>FUCK you guys i'm going back to being a libreally amazing stuff
>>42221756they said it was the e
>>42221733hnnng
>>42221772that made your dick cum blood?
The Liberal Rapist
>>42221749did you inject een into your testicles
>>42221772>go to hospital >complain about any health concern>”it’s because you’re a tranny”genuinely, hrt, fatness, and being a woman essentially guarantee doctors don’t listen to you
>>42221771more like>mildly inconvenience a cis woman one time>get your life destroyed forever
mf really assaulted someone
>>42221784idk man im as confused as you they looked inside me with a tube and after i peed out saline like a bottom poops cum>>42221796no in my tummy>>42221804this desu. i felt like the littlest fucking retard. i'll die broken
>go to hospital>it's been destroyed by a missile>call my friend for advice>he's been abducted by the us government
>>42221787actually lol’d seeing this on the refresh
>>42221817first mistake was dating a cis ngl
>>42221817"got a little too handsy""mildly inconvenienced her"which one is it
>>42221821hoping some other country maduro’s trump
>>42221821can you stop being antisemitic
>>42221832at least someone understands, nobody would've cared about any of this if i was cis
doing aziz ansari shit to women at the dsa meeting
>>42221868true or if she were trans
>is consent really so important? no, it's the cissoids who are wrong!
i posted how my cisf friend constantly sexual harasses me (not that i care desu) few weeks ago and everyone here called me a liar
>annoyed at someone's reaction to being sa'ddo you need mommy to wipe the snot off your nose? the drool off your chin?
>>42221905youre reading too far into things
>>42221905probably a lot of people here unironically think they would enjoy it
>>42221905we’re all pointing and laughing right now because we feel like you deserve it
>>42221901>>42221908durr transphobia is actually fine if a cissoid accuses you of a minor transgression
angry hon call it transaggression
im transitioning to be a libbed out wine aunt
>>42221939>sexual assault>a minor transgressionlmao?? holy shit our community is done for
I wanna know what ACTUALLY went down. like factually speaking
>>42221969she was spooning her gf while they both were naked and put her dick between her ass
>>42221938? I'm not the dsa anon>>42221927just saying I think it's curious the different reactions here when an alleged sa happens to a tranny vs a cis girl
>>42221997no im saying you're overreacting and reading too far into her actions. nobody else in our friend group notices or feels the same way as u. maybe u shouldnt come to the party tonight, i think you'd make everyone feel weird.
>>42221997we think you deserve to be harassed by your friend
it's probably worth adding that i have autism so i can't exactly read body language or tone of voice, but she already knew i was autistic beforehand.
>b-buh I have autism!again, clockwork
>>42222010i'm the party hosts pet rat and i want her to come to the party
>>42222022omg ratmoder...,.
desu there's a difference between harassment and assault, still bad your friend treats you like that though
i cant handle manmoding anymore like i literally cannot leave the house. im obviously and indisputably male
>>42222029sneaking into the pantry tonight while everyone is drunk, you don't even wanna know what i'm about to get up to
manmoder wearing a kilt to see if conor e will see her as a woman while still having plausible deniability
>>42221985if that were it that would be hilarious
>>42221952me toooooooooooooo
i hate being a man so much. nothing makes it better and now the holidays are over and im just a fat dude with a mustache shadow
surrounded by empty cans again award
>>42222116happens to the worst of us
what the non-euros don't know is that a prime cowkini picture was posted here earlier while they slept
found a gross old razor in my bathroom and shaved my face with no cream it hurt like a bitch but its what i deserve
why am i here
shaving my balls with a rusty pocket knife
Is >>42221960 a post made with images i submitted to clipinterrogator but race swapped? it feels like im being mocked and my body looks like this please tell me im not being mocked
my gf and I co-op jerked off to cowkini girl
>>42222140you're being ridiculous
>>42222171yes
>>42222174yo for real
>>42222133wow im beating myself to a bloody pulp for daring to miss a picture and not commiting my entire existence to seeing that very picture.
>>42222171yeah i did that, i run clipinterrogator
>>42222179i feel like i knew it because the arms are the same but side swapped as in flipped in order to hide the phone that the photo would be taken with and also the house is nonsensical with those four doors all weirdly open? and it looks sort of like a mirrord version of the hall where i take my pictures. i dont know
>>42222133I bet she wasn't even fat, liar...
get is mine
yup raceswapping psyops are currently ongoing for most people that posted pics also i love fat women and i can’t stop jerking off to chubby reze and that fat makima i fucked
>>42222231le epic fail moder
seriously stop fucking with me imSerious are you guys running an entire board to kill me or is that insane or but i have feelings tjat this board is fake and it’s an ai website controlled by sharty fags
goddammit took too long picking the image :/
I knocked over my foot tall succubus statue but it didn't break. thank googness
hot glue that bitch
>>42222201don't worry, someone has it
>>42222222
wish I would have gf that would make me watch yuri and try to make me happy but I know I don't deserve that
isn’t clip interrogator actually run by someone from mmg
>Serious are you guys running an entire board to kill me or is that insane or but i have feelings tjat this board is fake and it’s an ai website controlled by sharty fags
>>42222293wtf is clipinterrogator?
>>42222293i’m gonna put in a frontal for them hope they like it
>>42222293mossad actually
>>42222283same but im ugly and unlovable
>>42222272shooting my hot glue all over it right now
>>42222273oh i know who has it dw
mossad moder general
>>42222313maybe I could ok at best but I will always look like a dude while being the most annoying person you ever knew
>>42222297not true
>>42222283anything else?
>>42222320who?
>>42222176nuh uh
>>42222201there was tasteful bush in that pic too desu
>>42222200for real, yo
>>42222384i don't want to ruin a marriage.
>>42222451neetadopter saved it? why would that ruin her marriage
>>42221905Foids are God's chosen people.
>>42222353idk hope I will be alone soon so I can kill myself in peace I guess
rape me rape me I'm ms always wants to be raped
>>42222492sigh...it's not satisfying if you want it so bad
ive progressed from crying snd internally screaming and having a tantrum and refusing to accept my circumstances to the resigned and soulful sobs of a mitski type
Bitch you wish you were mitski.Also.Is it true that t4t people are rly abusive and mean?(I hope so).
>>42222451why not?
Gonna get a burgerking burger tomorrow.Time for my sleepy liquor and then im off. Also having second thoughts about transing. Love you.
>>42222212nta but she's flatter than a board
>performative sobs of a male manipulator type i know what you are
>>42222591Thats kinda cool
>>42222212everyone knows cowkini girl is flat as a mofo and extremely slender
>>42222599Is this about me? I'm rly sorry. I dont have any evil intent in my heart. I think i might be a low functioning sociopath and the troonout is my malformed attempt at gaining a personality. Also the thought of NOT being truetrans makes me sad idk what to make of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA
>>42222703gem
>>42222591>>42222615oh! in that case I've already seen the picture in question, it was disgusting...
>>42222739hater alert...
>>42220904Todayyyyyyyyy I met who I'm gonna be from now onnnnnnnnnnnnAnd he's got cone tits, yeah
i need to move real bad but i dont know how to handle both rent and deposit money
are you autistic or just rly poor
>>42222763Investin BTC in 2013
>>42222763oh are you moving to your first place on your own or what
i wish i was still repressing but not because of the repression but because i changed very badly after getting raped. So really i wish i wasnt raped. the three years of repression after the fact were kind of interesting though. i never know what that means as in what am i. i just hate my body it’s very masc and i have a thick neck from being super tense all the time
it’s crazy because my neck wasnt big before the rape and now it’s big and jt looks constantly strained. picture the two big tendon types in your neck jutting out 24/y
>>42222772>>42222779no ive moved plenty before i'm just poor as fucki could probably handle things better if i got a room in a group house but current roommate wants to move with me and we have a cat and furniture and shit. could afford rent at these places just fine, paying the deposit on top is the real issue
>>42222782Necks dont grow longer from worry. I think you are trying to blame yourself for something you have no control over.
>>42222803thicker not longer you stipid retard and yes they do
>>42222796Ok i rescind my previous comment. I was unaware that could happen.Have you been to a specialist? That's some rly serious trauma. I feel for you i dont know what else to say but this sounds extremely horrible.
>>42222821Sorry.
>>42222801ohh I hate places with massive deposits. how much was it
>>42222835the places i really like range from £1100-£1360, rent itself is like £950-£1200 which isnt too bad between the two of us, the big issue is we have like no savings
>>42222847You could get some debt if its only like 1200€ extra between two people.
>>42222847holy brutality. deposit being more than rent is aggravating. how much would you need to offset things a bit
and there it is
>>42222854could be worth. honestly this never crosses my mind as i've never borrowed money before >>42222860we'd just need to be able to cover the deposit really i think we could figure out the first month of rent + moving costs just fine
>>42222703gem even tho my ex loved this song
>>42222860neetadopter?
im a victim
slipknot sucks
FUCK YOU
slippin a knot into my butt
>>42222243i’m too honnish to get raceswapped
Gosh i am so hungry for that burger.
>>42222293no. ffs or mastectomy moder made that up in her delusions
>>42222930hell yeah sister
>>42222451stop just randomly accusing neetadopter of everything imaginable
>>42222943you cant keep the truth hidden forever otherwise all my pics wouldn’t be getting errors returned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eylTa-5yEHM
i wish we had a thread with no cismoid
https://files.catbox.moe/6cckq7.jpghappy new year faglords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdIHmGDujcI
>>42223027i loved this 6 years ago
i wish we had a thread with no coal
>>42222983it’s because they’re uploading as .heic (if using clip integrator 2) clip interrogator 1 doesn’t work for me either so i just don’t use it
I wish we had a thread with some hole
be the change you want to see
>>42223021fakemoder, mogs me. you do seem nice though
I wish I were a beautiful young white transgender woman
>>42223036fine, this one’s a bit newerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KfKbr_wiNQ
>>42223092this is MEGAgay
should I get snake bites
my favorite hands are all covered in this soot from all this coal
>>42223109your favorite hands?
i'm mixed estrogen literally just turned me white>>42223070thank u i did spend half the time ive been on hrt fully socially detransitioned thoughever so i feel like i earned my stripes
>>42222758I am a hater of barely-even-a-twinkhons with tangled hair and no tits acting like they're something desirable, yes
>>42223105this is the gay board
>>42223120kiramoding
nta but do you wanna makeout
>>42223133ok so you're clearly ragingly envious of cowkini girl's fucking cosmic-level bangin' bod. I can smell you from here. you are SO jealous. were you shaking while typing that? tears welling in your eyes?
>>42222997>>42223027>>42223092its it’s gem i’m sorry and i call everything coal
>>42223160hi, cowkini girl...
>>42223133touched myself until i finished to her pictures btw
>>42223167nah I ain't her. get real sistah
>>42223133me if i acted like i was desirable
>>42223176same unironically and on multiple occasions. penning my formal apology letter to her right now
https://strawpoll.com/Qrgew4PJRyp
>>42223166it’s okay, i’ve noticed
>>42223213how about I just give you 50 more and you get both. poll over
could i have 50 too
>>42223213option c: drugs of choice
>jacking offFaketrans.
https://strawpoll.com/wby5QxjJJyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eh39VWPIj4
>>42223232ya for what
>>42223255>literal self professed cismoid gatekeeping trutransness GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>42223272either more mephedrone or tit piercings
>>42223291nipple piercing manmoder is kinda peak
Anyone else gesticulates like they're a magical girl(maho shojo) when drunk?>>42223286Thats the joke. I'm not serious. Foids have libido as well if the rumours are to be believed. I've heard their T has also lowered bc of microplastics hence theyre less horny hence incels are a thing.idkIm an INCEL and i have never ever asked a girl out.
>>42223271crying tearsof diamonds
the people have spoken and are continuing to speak
>>42223324i don’t care. leave
please take estrogen youre annoying do not reply to me to say you will after whateverdo not reply to me to say you wont listen about not replying
>>42223350Yes maam.
>>42223350watch this, he'll say "oh sorry I didn't know people found me annoying I'll leave" and then five minutes later he'll come back and start shitposting again. if literally everyone stopped giving him [you]s then we might be free
>>42223359I will take it later tonight, too lazy to do it now and fuck you I was remembering it's a shot day
>You need hrt to be transIsnt that racist or ableist or transmedicalist thoughever.Also parente are gonna kill me + i'm faketrans with no dysphoria at all so the jew shrink will deny me treatment.
>>42223343i was going to pick no but I'm not jealous >:(
>>42223380This is valid and its a pattern of behaviour i've engaged in for a LONG while i fucking need to skip town and slit my wrists in a mcdonalds bathroomI'm ACTUALLY FR never talking here again i'm so fucking sorry. Never once evrr never.
can we stop giving cismoid attention, this is actually the worst mmg character ever
unfortunately I'm afraid some of the desperate young women in here literally love moids so much that they'll even settle for attention from this cismoid guy. and that's fucked up.
>>42223380this, I hate the morons who give him attention more than cismoid himself. this is the most easily baited general on the most easily baited board in the whole world
>>42223343next poll: have you cum to cowkini girl
>>42223416let's see about thathttps://strawpoll.com/mpnb1lJvQy5
guess what word I'm filtering
not saying my least favorite mmg character because every time i acknowledge him he goes on a screed for 100 posts
>>42223441desu even all the little collapsed boxes are cluttering shit up atp. might have to write a css rule or something to just remove collapsed posts
>>42223441lmao
whokini who
honestly when I give head I straight up basically unhinge my jaw and it slides right down. no teeth. no lips. no tongue. just unadorned sweetly constricting throat passing into esophagus. it's like if a reptile were giving you head. a motherfucking snakejob
snakin on yo shih
this sounds like it would be awful head
>>42223568when i give head i lick pussy
to be fair you have to have a long fucking dick to appreciate snakemoder head
now imagine mileena from mortal kombat giving you head
now imagine head from a xenomorph
you people have lost your minds
now imagine johnny cage doing the nut punch fatality on you
>>42223658FUUUUCK oh my goddddd YEEEEAAAH
fascinating stats
now imagine the foodborne, dancing xenomorph from space balls
i'm busy cumming to mcdouble moder, sorry.
>>42223734imagine cumming in her mcdouble
>>42223781imagine her giving you a sloppy mcdoublejob and then eating it after
>>42223781fuuuuck you're right, her mcdouble couldn't be trusted around me
more like mcdouble chin moder
she's actually not even fat
she will be after im done with her
>>42223856alright, hell yeah
>>42223851i’m fat
what is it with trannies and having a fat fetish
>>42223871hmm, how fat...post unsee?
>>42223878not that fat. just a little overweight
some people fetishize what they can't have whereas others fetishize what they're stuck with
>>42223873so is it called a "muscle fetish" or a "skinny fetish" when you're into average conventionally attractive people?
i love fucking fat women i’m sorry if that’s wrong i don’t wanna be right
three houses moder from a few days ago, who are your favorite characters? i’ve totally claude and a bernadetta figure, and i’m also a fan of marianne and that lazy mage with the green hair
>>42223912moder muffintops euunnnngghhh
i have a regular person fetish, i know, i'm a deranged perv
>>42223927i have an adult woman fetish
>>42223915oh hi! I like hilda and edelgard because I'm freaking basic. cornelia has something going on too...hmm. I don't have any fire emblem figures unfortunately. what figures are the ones you have?
fire emblem camilla makes my penis hard
>>42223963same breastie I mean breastie I mean bestie
>>42223963i never got too into fates but she was very hot
>>42223981oooouuhh god i want camilla to be my breastie
>>42221623you'd just make jokes about my face shape
>>42224012tummy cam
>>42223959pop up parade ones. hilda’s pretty cool too! in my first playthrough as a golden deer she was a really fun unit to have, especially when i had her as a great knight or whatever the massive armor class is, so i got to watch weapons bounce off her
ruining my marriage
ruining my hole with taco bell
i'm the anon who mentioned the other day that guys in the street have started jeering at me in manmode.tonight two men walked right up to me and jumped like theyd punch me so i'd flinch. Then a minute later a group of guys outside a bar stared and threw a glass at me, felt like the only reason they didn't follow me is cos it's really icy today.so yeah i definitely need to cut my hair off i think. was nice while it lasted i guess
>>42224012no i wouldn’t. i can’t even tell face shapes apart reliably
>>42224049my head is shaped in the most masculine way possible
minecraft steve moder
>>42224057are you the one who posted about having a super square head recently? i’m sorry for replying by quoting an infinite jest passage, in that case
>>42224079no but i have a square head and a horrible forehead
my marriage is fine ._.we don't really have any problemssometimes i shit everywhere but ownerwife makes enough for the best wipesi love her ;-;
>>42224023oh those are cute actually! I kinda want that edelgard one
new wife just dropped
everyone in this stupid fucking gen has a wife but me
>>42224141i don't
anyone else feeling a mite malnourished today
>>42224167hello? what about me??? does this ring mean nothing to you?
>>42224167i think this means we have to get married
i can't stop eating :/
does anyone else use so much fucking lube when you jerk off that when you cum you can't even tell how much of the liquid is cum and how much is lube and what percentage of the total is just sweat? cause I do that.
i dry rub and i shoot blanks
>>42224391same
>>42224391zased
masturbation is rape
dry rub too but i always get cum all over my balls
>>42224421raping myself like a homicidal maniac on PCP right now in that case. my keyboard is sopping after typing this by the way, for obvious reasons
my tummy is so squishy
my tit is pretty damn squishy
mine too you aint special
i wasn’t saying i am
mom got mad at me for paying for dinner :/
I'm eating really spicy food right now and I'm producing a massive amount of extremely viscous saliva
>>42224440mine too but im just fat and gross
>>42224458giwtwm
what, you’ve got hard tits?
my tummy is rock solid
fat tummy makes my cock solid
I'm starting to think yellow bonz are actually supposed to be banana flavored
>>42224842saaaame
>>42224824okay absmoder
>>42224887no i have cirrhosis
can i be honest and vulnerable with you guys? not that many of you answered the qott and that makes me feel bad but idk why.
trees aren’t my strong spot would you really want a laymans opinion
acer palmatum
>>42225158I'm sorry, I just don't know any fucking tree species. I'm partial to prunus serrulata
>>42225158oh, sorry OP. i really like cherry blossoms! not to be a weeb about it, my area actually has tons of them, and we even had one in the front yard of my childhood home :)
>>42225158also I love you. platonically.
>>42225158i love you romantically
>>42225158i love you sexually
>>42225188>>42225187beautiful trees :) thank you>>42225177they are very pretty >>42225173i love everyones opinions on trees, could just be a type as well, genus, family, or even like conifers vs broad leaves :)
I just take estrogen to take the edge off.
i edge when i take estrogen
I take estrogen to look like a woman and I just jerk off crazy style to take the edge off be quite honest with you but you do you
is it bad that i still have my burger king crown from the second spiderverse movie?
I Drink.
why would that be bad?
>>42225298hoarding junk for too long?
>>42225386i dare not refer to a genuine burger king crown as "junk"
>>42225424thank you
do you 'moders like my laptop's lockscreen?
>>42225642you should just tripfag at this point
>>42225642I like it and I like YOU
>>42225652this is genuinely the meanest thing you can say
how do you know who it is anon?
>>42225708exactly!! it could be...any one of us...
>>42225708i thought it was obvious...
>>42225718its not?
>>42225718obvious that its whom?
it's train anon, no?
how's about we all run train on your ass?
oh fuck yeah
bump
thanks
>>42225785I desire you carnally. join me in my chambers and I will ravish your body
>>42225741how the fuck do you know its trainmoder?
it’s really funny that fakemoders here will complain that they’re in this gen because there’s no bmg, yet every time someone makes bmg it dies with like 30 replies. they don’t want to use it when it’s there
it's because boymoders just aren't interesting people! that said I would like to administer at least one boyremoval in 2026. that's my new year's resolution
>>42225838well, i just assumed it was obvious. i could always be wrong
>>42225947you know what happens with assuming. you make an ass out of u and ming
who the hell is Ming
fuck ming
next: >>42225972
>>42225973>>42225974wtf guys. don’t hate on ming!
