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us hegemony thread
qott: how can (You) advance queer rights around the globe?
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>>42234278
i think america should be turned into glass and the european union should institute a new world order but that just me
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why in the coal did you make a us hegemony thread
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funni image
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>>42234278
>qott
I'm going to start funding HFS research, I think that would greatly assist in the acceptance of LGBTQ folx around the world.
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>>42234278
i can help to advance trans rights by manmoding and not being an optics nuke
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>>42234299
FR/DE/NL/BE/IE should become US states
GB should become a US territory
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Posted again and no one cared award fml.
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>>42234409
sup
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>>42234413
I'm gonna strangle you for this
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>>42234278
From the fires of Moloch to the teeth of Ba'al, Rape and Burn, for Israel.
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>>42234383
wtf is hfs i googled research and surgery but saw nothing
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>>42234413
People here hate me and i should never ever post again.
Basically just the usual standard you'd see on the board. Loser. Generally depressed. Troon thoughts. Ive made a couple of posts last tred not gonna repeat my talking points.
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>>42234143
very wrong. i don’t even sound cute!
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>>42234433
oh! I was talking about hand feminization surgery! sorry for the confusion :)
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>>42234409
im sorry you are drowning your sorrows tonight cismoidmoder. you should start with pills tho and look for options to get injection supplies. make sure you get antiandrogens bc pills on their own didnt do shit for me
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>>42234299
i would die during that event are u ok with that?
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>>42234459
I see i see.
The only thing im certain i can get b4 going to the shrink is estradiol. Also dutasteride but that doesnt count as troonmed.
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>>42234473
i would like to die in the great is bombing event, personally
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>>42234299
nah that's not just you let's glass it up in here
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>>42234458
ohh...
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>>42234484
diy or a friend hooking you up? also you us, eu, or elsewhere? going to a shrink for me in the us was lowk useless but when i called the fag health center (us) and asked for hrt they basically said "you know this is going to give you tits, make your dick flaccid, shrink your balls, make you infertile, and so on" and i was like yeah i read about it. and then they prescribed it to me nbd.
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>>42234513
yes, I noticed that some nona's are having a very unfortunate time in the hand department, so I decided to do my part in helping!
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>>42234514
cismoid said he can get the estradiol otc because he’s in a slavic country iirc
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fuuuuck... just got out of the shower and accidentally caught a one second glimpse of my voluptuous pear-shaped body in the mirror... great, now i'll have to post with one hand for at least an hour :/
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>>42234531
you need to get a life lol
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>>42234579
i say this every day
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i hate ameriKKKa i hate israel i hate the uk i hate the EU i hate the saudis i hate all of the vassal states of western capitalist hegemony
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>>42234592
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holy based
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>>42234592
omg we get it you are 20
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i love this country so much i hope we start 1000 more wars
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>>42234579
DAMN I just saw you in my mind's eye. holy FUCK you're a sight to behold. still posting with two hands THOUGH because I simply snapped my fingers and my strapping young twinkslave immediately positioned himself between my legs to administer sloppy toppy
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>>42234590
my heart and soul goes out to you... my pear-shaped sister...
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>>42234186
i'm appalled even. thank you for fighting the good fight.
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good job waiting for the new thread to break up the (You)s i applaud the creativity
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>>42234635
good job samefagging queen
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>>42234618
ussisters…we can do anything
greenland next maybe the eu too? imagine 10000 marines pulling up to the hague and total annexation :drool:
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i don’t want male attention for its own sake, but it feels so invalidating that seemingly every man/boymoder receives it but me
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>>42234624
mocking me? i lost all my twinkslaves in the tragic rebellion that took place many moons ago... you see, i wanted them all to transition... alas... they refused. i no longer had any use for twinks. also get me out of your minds eye PERVERT.
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deltaforcemoders spreading democracy across the world and podcasting about it
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>>42234635
I can't decide on if it's funny or sad that she thinks only a single person can dislike her at a time
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>>42234654
>>42234659
retards
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openeduptwotabsmoder
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>>42234455
you do and you sound easily flustered i can tell by the way you smile and almost giggle in one of your monologues
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>>42234779
kek. i agree with you, but you haven't been talking to him.
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yaoi couple at the concert, gotta fujo out
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>>42234687
I'd never mock you! doing my twinkslave's required weekly estrogen injection right now, though...HA
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>>42234514
Eu. My nations med system is kinda crooked so you can get a lotta stuff without "proper" prescription. Basically its just an open secret theres like big massive doctor office conglomerates where you just walk in say what you want pay the fee walk out. I might be able to get some of the other stuff also. Bc once you have a prescription for anything its like in your medical history that you've been getting treated with y for x so they keep renewing it. Most people use it for drugs but i can 100% get estradiol through that.
I would need to do research on anything else. Its kinda arbitrary what needs a higher tier of clearence and what doesnt.
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>>42234299
Based as long as the UK is never readmitted to the EU.
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there's no such a thing as an american proletariat
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cismoid you need to be imprisoned, beaten and forcibly injected with estrogen
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>>42234920
Also its pretty standard but im worried about how will that affect my relationships with the family/health and if i should even do it.
My mom is a fucking skitzo who rummages through all the desks and drawers searching for drugs and asks me.about every big-ish purchase i make etc.
My dads kind of a weird dude and he wouldn't like me becoming a gimp eunuch fag but thats probably most dads. Also thats not why hes weird hes just kinda autistic. Dont mind most of the time but i never developed a real relationship with him
>Fatherless.
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>>42234950
an uncomfortable trvke
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>>42234969
hooly based
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>>42234920
wishing you the best cismoidmoder
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>>42234977
he might be a sympathetic repper
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>>42234813
i don’t think i’m that easily flustered. i think the giggling was mostly at myself and my silly accent. try and fluster me, i dare you
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>>42234779
>>42234826
it’s funny and sad that you think we’ll fall for this samefagging
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>>42234969
please I need this to happen to him badly
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>>42234421
nah prob not
>>42234440
i forgot i asked mb
so you're sad about repping and stuff that makes sense
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>>42235015
you're delusional, we are two different people lmao
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fake britmoder can you say "wagwan peng bruv mandem gassed to run train on you" for me
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>>42235055
okay. what new and novel reason(s) do you have for hating her? not just vague “oh, you wouldn’t want to know” horseshit
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>>42235055
you need to be mentally reconditioned desu
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>>42235057
give me a few hours, i don’t have anywhere record rn
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wait does mmg also have persistent drama
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>>42234635
okay different person, why’d you delete your discord?
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>>42235107
no it all started once your kind showed up
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>>42234473
if ur fake british nona we'll airlift u out of whatever crumbling rustbelt city youre in so u can live free range in a nice european country i would never let my favourite mmg persona die
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>>42235107
yeah. this is nothing, you should’ve seen all the methy vs. chudette fights in these threads
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>>42235128
that one wasn’t me. but i also don’t live in the rust belt, i live in the great state of new jersey
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>>42235126
i only started looking in here i think like 2 weeks ago right
thats not so bad then
>>42235131
dang who is methy lol
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>>42234949
they should use one of those big machines they use to dig for coal to completely destroy the uk
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>>42234969
I wish
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>>42235159
chudettes abuser :/
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>>42234969
You forgot to add "impregnated" to the list.
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>>42235157
thats ok you can come too you can be returned to your homeland (italy)
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are people from new jersey treated like second-rate italians in italy
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i dont know im not italian
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i hate myself
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same
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me too
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I look in the mirror every day and hype myself up hardcore style like roxy from fnaf and it kind of works. I don't even really know how people perceive me any more. I just know that I'm the shit. you have to try it
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Imagine having enough of a personality to even hate yourself instead of disassociating 24/7
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if i look in the mirror i grimace and feel sick so i cant do this
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>>42235112
you weaked our DMs ;^(
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i would hate myself much less if i had a BAD italian bitch to cook me spaghetti or lasagna and such things
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>>42235269
Dude lasagna is SO good. Whoever invented it i hope they scored and got head. Its so good.
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garfieldmoder
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>>42235269
i want new jersey moder to cook me baked ziti and say things like bada bing
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Getting burgerking tomorrow
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>>42235291
fuck YEAH you get it, god i'd love to hear a bada bing
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>>42234995
would take you out for a mcdouble and brush your hair back behind your ear in front of the general public while the deep fryers beep just to hear you laugh
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Fuuuick im so hungry but its too.late to pillage the kitchen.
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keep us apprised mr man, we all care
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>>42235350
Im sorry.
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some of u are nastymoders with hate in ur hearts
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hasten onwards to your inevitable end or your first estrogen injection, or whatever direction takes you away from here, mr moid
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>>42235367
I'm literally so niceys though
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>>42235370
I'm gonna post here 10 mins after first e intake and brag about being a trumoder.
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brapping a lot tonight
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sniiiiifff
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>>42235399
you ever cup your hand around your hole and fart into it then close your hand and release it into your nose
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>>42235394
hell yeah brother post twink stomach while you do it as well
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>>42235413
I got back into the gym just to maybe hopefully get comments here one day maybe.
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>>42235408
fartz dont is work this way :(
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>>42235434
yes they do! try it!
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>>42235434
tell me you've never done this without telling me you've never done this. this works. trust me.
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sometimes i fart a lot under the covers then put the blanket over my head
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clocky girls don't fart
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>>42235459
I literally do this EVERY morning
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>>42235459
Do women rly.do this
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>>42235472
im just a dude on estrogen
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finding out that wömen shid and piss and fard made me gay
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>>42235268
i doubt anyone gave a shit
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>>42235496
really? it gave me a boner.
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>>42235318
wait, mcdoublemoder is the one who got a crush on me? damn, i’m so sorry for betraying you, you’re awesome
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>>42235496
not true, gay men love to play with shit
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>>42235507
nta but dm leakers can't be trusted
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>>42235608
i’m sowwy
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its ok trainmoder
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>>42235520
i am not mcdoublemoder and i was joking about the betrayal
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uglymoder
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Can i post a burgerking pic tomorrow?
Would you like to see that.
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would anyone be interested in playing games in complete silence with me while i complain about everything and provide generally unpleasant companionship
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sure why the hell not
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>>42235646
my name if people gave me one
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>>42235538
obsessed
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>>42235520
im neither of those nonas but i also got a crush on you the fake british accent was cute
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unlovablemoder
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>>42235686
you're mad
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i have never once been mad online
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Imagine you 50yo dad buys a Konosuba Megumin shirt.
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i've been on this website a for way, way too long and i still get mad at posts online. i'm a sensitive soul, what can i say?
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occasionally i'll imagine the named people in mmg are my friends and think about what they'd say about whatever i'm doing at that moment
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parasocialmoder
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>>42235777
Thats incredibly sweet.
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>>42235730
just pointing out that the obsession with equating scat with them continues
there’s more legitimate reasons to dislike them like effeminate mannerisms and gestures for example
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>>42235817
no fem gays are ok because they're crypto trans women
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checking in on bsky and they dont seem to be doing ok
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>>42235777
what do you imagine I'd say? I'm curious how I behave in your mind
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>>42235833
they give me the ick just like masc gays
especially when their hair is shorter
they just need to troon out and then everything is fine
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>>42235855
you're the one that hugboxxes me whenever i mess something up
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>>42235876
>please a fulky functioning gock while the has trouble admitting consent
wtf are they doing
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>>42235876
these are excellent ragebait
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>>42235909
trans man, they are a bit slow. please have some patience.
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>>42235909
raping his girlfriend and asking tips how to do it more effectively
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>>42235887
no that's accurate. I do this. thank you for that
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ftms will say shit like "tips on how to rape my amab (male) girlfriend i treat like a dildo?" but if you complain you're hecking transphobic okay
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>>42235876
This is very perverted. If i troon out i dont ever want to have sex. I mesn either way i dont.
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>>42235708
i knew i was the people’s princess of mmg (besides the actual princess moder, and dakota when she’s here)
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>>42235777
strange but kind of cute in a pathetic loser way
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>>42235777
i hope you imagine i’m nice to you, i’m nice outside of people’s imagination too
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>>42235777
i remembered jellyfishmoder when i was doing my injection this morning
(i fucked up my injection going to do it tomorrow instead) (not jellyfishmoders fault)
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do you hate me
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jellyfishmoder is awesome, the only good mmg tripfag
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Injections sound scary as fuck ive seen some trannies do it with like BIG ASS needles.
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>>42236030
i do, i actually have been doing poor attempts at baking because of you
>>42236033
woaw i did the exact same thing
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I actually love jellyfishmoder lol, what a pleasant presence she has
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>>42236066
without posting the process or even the finished products? i think wait to see!!
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there's only one bad poster here and we all know who i'm talking about.
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>>42236055
i switched to injections last year
it was scary at first but now i look forward to it
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>>42236088
literally me
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>>42236088
(You)
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a new tripfag shows up just to talk to the local roach
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Ran out of booze. Fuck my stupid cismoidmoder life.
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>too weak to open a jar
is this a good reason to get a bf?
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>>42236093
I've heard you only inject into the fat tissue. Whats the needle lenght? What if it breaks? Does it hurt lot?
I can do it unless you need to find a fucking vein or.smth
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>>42236103
maybe they can smell each other
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>>42236103
i'm not new
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>>42236108
stop being such a pathetic straggot
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>>42236116
depends if your doing subq or intramuscular
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>>42236085
i get too embarrassed to post any because they never end up looking that good :')
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>>42236116
i can help!
>You only inject into the fat tissue
correct
>What's the needle length
5-6 inches usually is good enough
>What if it breaks
you're.. literally supposed to break it off inside you? that's how the estrogen doesn't escape out of the hole
>Does it hurt
you get used to it! you got this, sparkle on nona!!!!
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>>42236116
i do muscle injections
the needles are an inch and they hurt just a pinch
never heard of one breaking
i just gently stab my thigh until it's all the way inside me and slowly compress the plunger
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>>42236138
i posted through fucking up my pumpkin chiffon pie, it’s okay
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i wish there was a laser turret in mmg that would disintegrate any tripfag except jellyfishmoder
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>>42236143
>5-6 inches usually is good enough

What
What
What
5 inches into my body it'd be poking out the other side
Oh wait this is just a post to tell me to kill myself with a needle.
Nah i figured out that if i ever commit suicide i'm just going inti a public bathroom at like 2AM and slicing my wrists with my ID out on the stall so they dont have to identify the body or anything.
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>>42236146
Sounds rly rly rly scary fuck.
I dont trust myself to be able to do that properly. I will kill myself by accident on the first try like stab a weird vein or something fuck.
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>>42236161
kill me please
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>>42236161
the real problem with phoneposting is i can’t even filter them (i think? maybe i’m being a newfag) so i have to ma hanky hide their posts
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even me?
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>>42236150
yes but it's only not okay when i mess things up :p
maybe i'll try something super simple and post it this week...
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the amount of little grey collapsed blocks is becoming cluttery
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>>42236180
please do! you can even do a boxed mix or something
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>>42236121
yes? no? i need a. bf to beat
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>>42236165
no jfc what is that jump in logic, i'm just fucking with you calm down
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>walk into liquor store
>walk around the beer and shit area for like 10 minutes looking for bailey’s
>realize it’s behind the counter
>wait for incredibly slow first person in line to finish their transaction
>next person is also taking forever
>just fucking leave
i do nothing but waste time, jesus
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>>42236187
post your mmg experience?
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>>42236229
.post.reply.post-hidden { font-size: 4px }
that fixed it without losing too much continuity actually
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>>42236178
there might be if you use an app? i don't think i've never posted from phone
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>>42236262
cant you just do {display: none}?
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>>42236297
I don't wanna hide them entirely because I'd get confused >_< I guess making them only appear if I hover a quote link would make more sense though
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>>42236267
i guess, i just have a problem with downloading an app for something i can do on browser
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>>42236207
Sorry.
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i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
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>>42236478
and what will you do then? will the lamentation continue
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>>42236519
no, it will stop, and i will likely never post here again
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>>42236519
the lamentation will continue until one of us meets her in kentucky
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i was about to hit purchase on a one-way plane ticket to kentucky before i found out she lied about kfc at christmas
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>>42236560
this is an anime website. if you didn’t know she was doing a joke about japan having a christmas kfc tradition, that’s on you
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>>42236602
taking the joke seriously award goes to
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>>42235057
actual britmoder here just wanted to say this
https://voca.ro/1jHTayXb1myW
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>>42236560
but that was entirely true nona, you could of shared the Christmas fried chicken I made for Sanders Clause with me
>>42236602
that is actually true though, not even joking
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finally gave my friend his christmas gift, yippee!
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>>42236541
this is a lie
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>>42236619
i’m running out of shirt space to pin all these awards
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>>42236686
taping a blue ribbon directly to your forehead
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>>42236686
you're our celebrated little moder
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>>42236715
:D
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https://youtu.be/g8Xjw9GFcFk?si=4lO17LMQg989Gkai
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>>42235663
beat you to it :3
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>>42236646
yayy i hope he liked it gift giving is nice
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>>42236785
coal
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>>42236785
gemmy
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>>42236785
diamonds
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>>42236785
fatty
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>>42236785
yaayy sponbob ;)
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we went from catty androphilic sissies to fast food gobbling straight men with a fat fetish in just a few months wtf happened
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my dick is small asf
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>>42236889
yo same
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>>42236785
Yoooo.
Have a tasty one nona.
I never has the choccy shake. Is it any good?
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sometimes I order fast food but I order like, 2 meals so the delivery driver doesn't think I'm alone in my apartment eating fast food by myself in the middle of the night (which I am)
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>>42236887
I dont have a fat fetish.
>>42236889
Mine is big but i cant even be assed to get hard from being sad
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>>42236929
what's wrong with that... should i stop ordering food at night...
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>>42236866
dubs of truth, even if some people say i’m not fat
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>>42236889
mines not that big but i still lay pipe i guess(fatties hmu)
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Ive never once doordashed i just walk 5kms to the fastfood slop center and eat on the walk back.
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>>42236929
i just go in or hit up the drive through. delivery apps and shit are so expensive, it’s not worth it. the only time i door dashed was when my friends and i were all too high to drive and we wanted the pies they have at burger king
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Crap.
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>>42236999
no it's ok!! this is just a me thing desu. I'm easily embarrassed
>>42237089
I can't drive and I'm very very lazy. idk if it's expensive, I've never really noticed the price unless I was ordering something for multiple people and it's like $100 or something. I know this marks me as someone of poor moral fibre
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has anyone seen all of stranger things? i know literally nothing about it and was thinking about watching it. i've been seeing clips of the new season and it looks like the corniest shit i've ever seen
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Going to sleep. Im i credibly stressed idk what to do. I dont think trooning will help me in any way but something's gotta give.
Goodnight.
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>>42237297
its shit dont bother
>>42237301
goodnight :)
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>>42237297
i have. it’s pretty good. season 1 is probably the best one, and works perfectly as a standalone if you wanna stop there. i think the rest of the seasons are all good in their own rights too, though
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>>42235464
brap
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>>42236887
somehow, this is my fault. i’m sorry nona
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spent all night fiddling with the cuff button on my flannel award
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>>42235070
they know why :) oh and it didn't help they thought it was alright to show those hands lol
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>>42236887
the day i start posting is the day the fat cismoid accusation is posted this is no coincidence
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>>42237435
die
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"some of us are still catty androphilic sissies, you know"
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>>42237435
i don’t give a shit if she knows, tell the rest of us or shut up
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>182lbs/5'8
why am I so fat
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>>42237480
nona? isn't it bad to wish death upon someone?
>>42237505
leaking personal information is bad! is the hand part not enough?
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>>42237546
no, it’s not enough. now fuck off
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>>42237541
106 5'5 bur super ugly and nasty and moided asf
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145lb 5'5 but none of those other things
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tempted to post vocaroo responding to jerseymoder but i hate my voice
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>>42237556
well, that's quite rude
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150lb 5’11” all the fat i have is centred around my gut its disgusting
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shut the fuck up
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190lb 6'3.5" checkmate
>>42237738
i'll inject you
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>>42235057
https://voca.ro/1nf9euebL2Bk
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your words are like a weighted blanket
eepy
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i'm an androphile but i am NOT a sissy
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>>42237791
https://voca.ro/1f9Ui3CfFkg2
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>>42237749
it means hello attractive friend/acquaintance (bruv and mandem can be both of these) excited to run a train on you
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i’m bored, where’s methy
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>>42237831
wagwan is hello and peng is attractive, then?
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pretty much yeah wagwan is like hey whats up im not male socialised enough to know exactly what peng ranks as in terms of being attractive but i know thats what it means
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>>42237820
you’re making my kick my feet in bed stopppp
https://voca.ro/1du1d6vdzlgJ
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nona you sound beautiful wow
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the voice of an angel
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>>42237913
https://voca.ro/17ekYXL2Y9n6
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>>42237983
it is, on my pillow specifically
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british nona can you do your favourite simpsons bit please
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british nona what's your favourite slipknot song
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bri ish nona do you fry up a mean bubble n squeek blimey
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>>42238099
https://voca.ro/15ssxQ1LL7lR
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https://voca.ro/1fufE1CbApig
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the real twist will be when she reveals she's actually british in a week from now
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wtf is happening here even?
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https://voca.ro/1ox4TbL8En7Z
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>>42238292
im giggling rn i love the dr hibbert one too. my favourite is when marge and her mum are at a cornfield n her mum says this is what a cornfield looks like honey n little marge says hrrrm! then a biplane flies over and starts shooting at them
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>>42238380
lmao that’s such a good one too
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>>42238360
https://voca.ro/1euHlTSTAKIN
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"fake" suuure
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does anyone else ever put their penis in a book and crush it a little
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>>42238433
im still not convinced youre not british if u are we can go get fish n chips (we wont im scared of leaving my house)
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it is a little scary when you switch to the american one
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>>42238520
no but i put flowers in them sometimes
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>>42238449
https://voca.ro/1lMsknmjcRjt
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>>42238526
https://voca.ro/1j7esnPu1m66
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sounds like you're doing an american accent
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>>42238553
nona thats gross dont do that
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>>42238577
https://voca.ro/1mZViZhszxRn
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>>42238590
sorry, i have a terrible palette
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yeah, because... you're british
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would anyone be willing to transcribe all these roos
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my dick is gay and i'm small
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this is triggering my did big time
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>>42238620
she's british and eats fish with ketchup
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>>42238620
i mean, like half the novelty of them is that i’m using a british accent
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>>42238616
https://voca.ro/11brnExFTsrK
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>>42238653
i dont eat mine with mushy peas i think theyre disgusting
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is it true that they eat real worms in real dirt in the uk
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>>42238676
yes. I have a dozen british friends and all they talk about is worms and dirt
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worms an dirt? that's propah scran lad.
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https://voca.ro/1f0D0BFaNgbt
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>>42238695
no no no... british people get angry when you bring up worms and dirt dessert, they only like real worms in real dirt
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>>42238703
https://voca.ro/18F0WVvCim1a
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>>42238719
youre putting an awful lot of work into denying being british im having my doubts nona. i’ll meet you at sheffield train station 11am sharp we’ll get fish n chips :)
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https://voca.ro/1lsHAMCOf5MT
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your sheffield accent sounds like a liverpool accent lmao its in the north in the moors
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https://voca.ro/1mcEN9IqVVmL
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watching the goofy show that they made to sell my favorite childhood touys because they’ve got that shit on amazon
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it used to be like that where different villages had different accents but now its just the big regions since people move around a lot but if you have a distinct accent like me u can tell what city someone is from n stuff
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https://voca.ro/1cL3bvPkPASx
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it makes sense that i thought u sounded like fitzthistlewitz bcos hes actually irish doing an english voice lmao u just sound generically southern english
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thank you for your gif, mcdoublemoder
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https://voca.ro/18OYJgg4FnJc
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>>42237749
wagwan = hello
peng = attractive
bruv = bro
mandem = crew (as i understand it)
gassed = excited
so its "hey pretty boy, the crew is excited to run a train on you"
>>42236622
yours flows better the bruv -> ting fits way better thank you britmoder
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>>42239132
you said "fixings" earlier and that really put the final nail in the british accent coffin for me
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https://voca.ro/1fQXM4ZaRGTN
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>>42239132
we wash the soap off nona dont be silly
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>>42239199
i think you're american now... unless fixings was the red herring of your grand plan
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>>42238620
https://voca.ro/17GZdA8v423z
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>>42234278
what are some good tranny glasses?
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>>42239282
what the fuck are tranny glasses
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the girl reading this :)!
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>>42239302
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>>42239309
i dont look like this am i not white
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>>42239311
yeah, we’re revoking your cracker card. you’ll have to be more careful around cops now, nona
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>>42239309
oh so just regular square glasses?
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>>42239313
:( what am i now
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>>42239314
maybe. honestly, i feel like they’d be bigger and rounder like picrel, that was just the pic i had in my back pocket
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i hate how pretty liv agar is. makes me moidrage
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i get that. she mogs the shit out of me
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pretty women make me seethe and punch drywall
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pretty women make me soak my plushies in milk and slam them against my walls
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pretty women make me feel grateful to be alive
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>>42239416
thats mean :(
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pretty women ough- "get so hard i pass out*
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>>42239432
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i don't think liv agar has a right to life
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liv agar should absorb your soul and double her lifespan lich-style
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>>42239452
i think she’s very cool. hell, i even indirectly didn’t kill myself because of her
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>>42239461
liv's looks are my 13th reason why
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livs kind of annoying but all internet famous people are to some extent
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>>42239458
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u think liv would let a manmoder hit?
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>>42239532
only the truest, she’s straight
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>>42239532
liv would laugh at you for being an oldshit hon (or whatever c4t toronto girlies say)
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i think i should get into psychedelics. lsd manmoder seems like a cool thing to be. if only i had any idea how to obtain drugs
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did that one moder who tried to take shrooms to cure their trannyism succeed?
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doubt it
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that would never work
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im hungry and tired and sick and my face hurt because my sinuses are exploding can one of you kill me?
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>>42239555
i havent taken them yet theyre in my closet
>>42239566
it will work
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>>42239589
what if it just makes you more trans
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>>42239589
you are just going to learn that you are a tranny
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>>42239599
then i will take more or kill myself depends how i feel that day
>>42239601
nuh uh
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>>42239589
if you keep waiting you might as well give them to me. i already got robbed of a shrooms experience once
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>>42239608
they will show you that this life you are meant to be trans and in another life you can be something else
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>>42239608
I hope one day you're happy with who you are
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>>42239613
i have a bunch you can just have some
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>>42239628
thanks nona, you’re a sweetie. i’ll just give you my full name and address here on mmg
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diary entry number 4 under my belt o7 one i’ll write in there at a reasonable time, perhaps
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woo
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awewo
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Ever have anyone think your FTM?
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>>42239747
during pre-job assesment for my previous job doctor asked whether im mtf or ftm im pretty sure they though i was passing ftm fml
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if someone asked me if I was ftm I'd be on national fucking news
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>>42239747
multiple times
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straight chewing on a rawhide bone like a fucking hound dog right now
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>>42239823
solve a sudoku right NOW
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>>42239825
I did one!! now what
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chat gpt called me lean rectangle i need to kill myself

>>42239863
now solve sliding tile puzzle start with 6x6
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>>42239873
why are you asking chatgpt about your body type

I did the puzzle! it was kinda hard. now what
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>>42239918
now take an extra strength laxative and complete a 10,000 piece puzzle
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>>42239921
you want me to shit myself while doing a puzzle!?
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>>42239918
im spiralling because i look worse than what i looked 1 year ago, fuck having healthy weight when i look like a piece of shit
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>>42239930
so you're saying you looked better when you weighed more? you can still gain weight in a healthy way, right? I don't see why you can't get back what you had. 1 year isn't a long time in the grand scheme of things
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>>42239949
no i looked better when i weighed less
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im spiralling because i feel like a fool for believing it would help as everyone was saying "ughh you need to gain weight idiot"
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>>42239964
oh, so when you said "fuck healthy weight" you meant you were UNDERweight? I wish I knew what to say. probably asking chatgpt about it isn't going to help your mental state though...
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>>42239977
yes. Ill just lose the weigh again and stop listening to fat fetishists, even my breasts size did not change at all holy shit what a scam
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she went from 90 to 91lbs
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>>42239983
how long have you been on HRT, just out of curiosity? it took me a long, long-ass time before I started gaining cup sizes
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>>42239989
almost 4
>>42239988
from 110 to 140
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>>42239992
get fucking serious
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>>42239992
1. how tall are you? 140 seems pretty light still unless you're like, quite short I guess
2. I only started gaining breast size after 5ish years
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>>42239999
what do you mean
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>>42240003
5'8 or 5'9 how is this light when it's literally in the middle of normal bmi and i can visually see thet fat and how i lost waist i had when i weighed less
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>stop listening to fat fetishists
>5'8
>140lbs
i can't fucking take this shit anymore dude
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>>42240010
you're taller than me and 30 pounds lighter lol. but I definitely get what you're saying with regards to waist, I feel like that happened to me. also BMI is a meme
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>>42240010
I have the same height and at 140lbs I was a skeleton fuck off anorexic porn addict
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>>42240013
im not going to keep on gaining if the effects are so shit right now
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>>42240019
this literally cannot be true
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>i haven't tried that much but im giving up now
we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
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>just gain 100lbs yes this will magically help and not make you more of a blob
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>>42240026
I was also extremely skinny at that height and weight. I don't see why that's not believable
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>>42240026
yea the bmi table told you so
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>>42240039
i can literally grab substantial amount of fat around my stomach how is that skinny
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weight cycling is a real thing that works...
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>>42240047
I said *I* was skinny at that height and weight, not that *everyone* was. you and I probably don't have the same body fat distribution / limb and torso sizes
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>>42240046
my mirror told me so
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>>42240013
i'm 5'9 200~ and this thread always makes me feel like such a fat piece of shit lmao
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im fat (50lbs 5'5)
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I've seen so many pictures of average-looking average-weight trans women on here and they all say they're irredeemably ugly obese monsters. what is the fucking solution to this problem
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average person is overweight so what is your point
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>>42240083
killing all men and nuking america
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>average person is overweight
that is actually categorically fucking false. what?
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>>42240086
alright hell YES!!!
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https://data.worldobesity.org/
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onions milk is lowkey gloppy and strange as hell
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now there's a piece of cereal stuck in my throat
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>>42240083
convince what is probably the vast majority of posters here that don't want to go to therapy to go to therapy
pray they don't get a shit therapist that makes their problems worse (has happened to me and multiple of my friends)
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>>42240199
but i don't wanna go
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>>42240199
I wish I could snap my fingers and pair everyone here with a god-tier therapist
>>42240206
but you gotta. you gotta try one
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>>42240211
the only therapist i've ever went to spent almost every session trying to convince me to detrans lol
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>>42240223
I literally want to strangle them to death
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>>42240223
i've had a therapist remove me from their client list because i told them i was doing diy (advertised as lgbt friendly btw)
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>>42240263
you should have been a good transgender and taken 2mg pills for a year from your bitch doctor
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beating my cock right now like i'm a world-class prizefighter
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honbeast
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>>42239309
giwtwm
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I'm going to the hair salon and showing them the first image I saw on Pinterest. They've probably seen this exact one a thousand times before. I don't want to be laughed out of there.
Wish me luck!
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haircutmoder I'm sorry for calling you the worst mmg character that one time. you're not, I've been proven VERY wrong lately. good luck!
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repulsivemoder
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good faternoon brapmoders
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im an ugly
Man but im
Going to lose weight
And be an ugly
Man
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getting a bike today do any moders have bike lock recs
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>>42241299
i dont have a bike
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>>42241346
but do you have any bike lock recommendations
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>>42239160
yw "peng bruv" just sounded wrong in my mouth
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>>42241356
not really no
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>>42240223
What were his arguments against trooning?
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>>42240089
No it isnt. The average person isnt "above average" but they're "fatter than they should" thus ocerweight. 74% of all US is overweight medically. And as with everything else they keep increasing the treshold point every few years so medical health stats look better or less worse. Same shit with fertility, T levels among both sexes a d like blood pressure even.
T. Readingcomprehensionmoder.
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>>42241482
achewally the bmi cutoffs havent been changed since 1998
also bloodpressure disease thresholds have only gotten more strict as cardio disease + obesity have gotten more prevalent
idk about t level stuff but that measure isnt important to me etc
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>>42241572
Im owned.
This is the end of pseudointellctualmoder..
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lying to doctors to get what i want :3
skin cream seeking behaviour
>>42240823
how did it go can we see!!!
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>>42241722
it’s past noon in greenland
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>>42241721
>here's your manmoder bro
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>>42241722
wat
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>>42241759
with ffs and a new haircut she will mog the entire planet. anyway this will never be me because of my pelvis and that hurts, significantly
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>>42241788
wdym? uzi is a trvemoder
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>>42241794
not for the last year



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