previous >>42247390 qott: whos your favorite beatles membertheme: https://youtu.be/IKJqecxswCA?si=uFEUf9Nl4RNU41A1
>>42250817Ringo
>>42250817
boymodas not on hrt, without gyno, and not trans please
>>42250817no braith posting in pichugen
any other cis male boymoder s here
>>42250817George, because nobody ever remembers him. He just like me frfr.
>>42250840u-um h-hiwow prayers sent, prayers answered
i love my cat pee drink
>>42250813this is pretty cunt. slay
I don't know anybody named Braith...
>>42250845Lemme know if you ever wanna upgrade to human pee babe
>>42250845tfw no tranner gf to buy monsters to and watch crime videos on youtube
>>42250850what kind of name is buggy
>>42250845I HATE HEALTH CANADA I HATE HEALTH CANADA
>>42250848That was me thanks. Some of these choids could get it.
>>42250855I'm like Buggy the pirate the way I want to chop chop myself up.
>>42250845woah I had one of these yesterday :oalso hi leaf fren
what a long day time to crack open a cold one
>>42250852I'll do it.
>>42250817I relate most to John
>>42250852im learning all their tactics, studying investigators and planning>>42250851yucky >>42250856theyre trying to scare you so they can have it all to themselves >>42250863hi
>>42250864I like you no homo
I slipped on ice and now my ass is bruised and my hip has a welt
>>42250865Babe you're too far away from me
going to buy some wool today and make picrel, what colors should i pick? im pale and have black hair
>>42250895I know. );I'm never close to anyone.
>>42250876sips pickle juice
>>42250897not that guy but where are you from
>>42250897wya nona
>>42250817i like paul :))
We've reached the point of popularity in this gen where it's just a shitpost general
>>42250899>>42250900Australia.
>>42250896The ones in the picture? Post it when youre done babe
>>42250911why the canadian monster then?
>>42250911oh im assuming youre the one from last thread, im the oethr austreralian
>>42250904Basically
ew gross he's here im leaving
>>42250916All monster is good monster. I'll take whatever I can get.>>42250920Ya ya I am.
>>42250915i thought of that but idk i kinda want different colors like this>>42250915i posted that
>>42250930Bye
>>42250940>i posted thatwhoops, meant to reply to this>>42250916im the leaf but im in a relationship </3 sorry gng
>>42250940babushka pichu????
>>42250951that looks nothing like her dawg
avpd loser here. anyone wanna listen to numetal and smoke weed in your basement
roomate said i looked like femboy hooters
>>42250636>>42250627I couldn't fucking do it noooo fuuuuuck now I have to sleep and it's even WORSE T-T
>>42250964dont have a basement, i have a shed
>>42250970it's not what I wanted but I'll take it
>>42250968can we see the cage?
i feel unhappy and lonely and wish someone could hold me about it
>>42250975see >>42248741
>>42250978same, wish i could hold you
>>42250978i’m sorry sweetheart
>>42250975I'll show mine.litter.catbox moe/k8vcls5ewb4b69h7.jpg
any tranners wanna robo and listen to bludnymph you can jerk it in the corner and watch me play sudoku for 6 hours
If I told people that I cried for an hour out of dysphoria the only thing they'd tell me to do is kill myself.
>>42250992cute, like those panties too wish i could hold that key for you
>>42250998kill yourself
>>42250992cute balls babe
>>42250998hope youre okay homie, try getting off toxic website and do some self care
>>42250998Have you considered this isn't the thread for you
>>42250998no i think that is very sad and i hope you feel better some day
>>42250998You and discordia sound like autistic boys. Lots of 'trans' ppl in these threads lately that aren't trans and don't like men very much.
Trannies would you leave your panties at my place after we fuck so I can smell them?
>>42251000Only let me out to shower?>>42251005Thanks, wanna smack em?>>42251012Yes.
>>42251012that is boyfriend privelages
>>42251012Yeah but in exchange I'm stealing one of your sweatshirts You can have it back next time you're drilling me
>>42251014sure ill let you shower but im going to wash you, my hands rubbing alllll over your body
>>42250998isnt that what you were doing to everyone like 2 hours ago? if thats all you have to cry about in life you got it easy
>>42251002Thank you>>42251006>>42251009Not what I was looking for but okay>>42251007It is though, because I'm straight and want an older man to fuck me!>>42251011I literally like men... what're you on about
is Ava a snowbunny?
>>42251011All I've done since I got here is thirst over the choids here.
>>42251032no
>>42251029"okay"
>>42251024Nah
>>42251016can i be ur bf?
>>42251040already taken, sorry sweetheart
>>42251029>I'm straight and want an older man to fuck me!youve wasted the last how many hours fighting in ceegee when you couldve been voice training?
my narcissistic side makes me want to stay in the thread bcuz people said nice things about my looks the other night but i would also never date a girl i met here
>>42251065then find a guy
>>42251022That seems reasonable.
>>42251065that’s a dumb idea i’m a great gf from here ! you’ll find another girl who treats you well
>>42251064I'm waiting to do it professionally, I don't want to do some retarded shit and shred my already fucked vocal cords.
>>42251064the contrast between that and the cute af aussie girls voice
>>42251073hell no if I wanted to date another guy I would date a depressed emo boy not another chaser>>42251077phaps. . .
depressed emo boys that inject estradiol <3
"I would never date someone I met here">lots of hot people>have to take an IQ test postIDK seems kind of ideal if you ask me
should chasers voice train?
>>42251105need to defile>>42251109how should we voice train? to make it deeper? how do i do that?
chasers should post cute vocas
>>42251126i did one in the other thread but i dont like leaving them up for long
>>42251132I missed it.
do chasers like fingering trannies?
>>42251133okay ill post it again, just for you. dont miss it. this was specifically at someones request so if you dont liek it blame them
>>42251126I have posted quite a few lately. Aussie dude rambling on about some bs is usually my vibe. The other day I told the story of how some drunk cunt spewed on my front porch and how I discovered it at 6:30am on my way to the gym. Was pretty gross desu
>>42251133>>42251141https://voca.ro/1eJpPVa4Dzad
>>42251141>>42251147Oh shit have we got 3 aussies right now??
>>42251149Oh, yeah that is definitely not my jam.
>>42251151damn
>>42251149Hot
>>42251156sobbing emoji, what dont you like about it>>42251158glad someone likes it
>>42251168The whole faggot part.
>>42251170thats fair, that person specifically asked for it. hope it doesnt make you feel bad or anything
>>42251126my voice is cringe and not manly enough so I won't
>>42251177Nah, wasn't directed at me and I asked to hear anyways.
>>42251179im sure you sound lovely :)
>>42251185<3
>>42251168Do you take requests?
>>42250817have you thought about how theres two popes called john paul but none ccalled george ringo??? really makes you thinkalso i dont think I have a favorite beatle.
>>42251206uhh i can, what do you want me to say? im new to this so i cant promise it'll be good
>>42251216>Kill yourself you fat hon!
>>42250896lol did my scoodieposting yesterday really influence you this hard
>>42251220i dont really want to contribute to you feeling bad like that though
>>42251222nta but i got one coming in the mail
>>42251227>:(I'm not feeling bad!
>>42251232well then why do you want me to say it!!
>>42251243Because it would be hot if you did!!
>>42251250okay fine give me a sec
>>42251250>>42251255Uhh is it pronounced hon or hun? I believe it comes from hun but do you say it like that
>>42251261Yes
>>42251263https://voca.ro/1jQwrHt1H2GlIdk if this is good I've never said that so
And threads already derailed. Fucks sake.
>>42251274That's good thank you!
>>42251274Man what is going on here man
>>42251283Glad you like it
>>42251284I didn't want to do it!!!
>>42251285>>42251299Okay now do one where you're giving affirmations to a trans woman.
>>42251299Escape while you can
>>42251318Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>42251312what would you like me to say
>>42251330Say,UFOs are actually Milorbs
>>42251330I don't know, that's for you to decide. What would you tell a woman who was having a bad day?
>>42251340idk what those are>>42251342i wouldnt be able to come up with something on the spot like actually speaking other than just saying good girl
>>42251342I’d say WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME
>>42251342>>42251348don't forget said 'woman' looks like this
>>42251348>Hey baby, I heard you had a terrible day today. I'm really sorry to hear that, I just wanted you to know that you're beautiful and that I love you!! <3Idk something like that!!
I absolutely love george harrisonHe was better solo than paul mcartneyAnd dont mention his stupid band wings
>>42251359
>>42251359wow anon, cool pic
>>42251365:(
>>42251362https://voca.ro/1kqrhsn5LSF6
>>42251011who is she
>>42251385Thank you anon
>>42251365theres like ten thousand women in kansas who look exactly like this
>>42251385>>42251365this is who you just sent that to lol
>>42251391No problem
I fucking go on instagram because im taking a shit and it's all femboys, twinks, and trannies on my reels, trannies basically showing dick like why the fuck am I being attacked like that it's cool but im gonna end up sharing something by accident
hi
>>42251421breeding WHO???
rate this nigga
>>42251222i like it amd its cold out, also I like crochet and knitting, so yeah
sigh.... whos gonna love a thing like me.....
>>42251527no husband yet?
>>42251545no :( i might try growing one in my yard when it gets warmer
Morn. It's super dead at my job rn
>>42251614Good morning rose-kun
https://voca.ro/1g0BeunHZjza
>>42251614Morning Rosie. Why are you at work so early? Good girl for having a job btw
>>42251614Did you watch FLCL yet?
>>42251637Hey don't do it
>>42251661i need a way out though
>>42251669Aren't there any ways out that aren't stupid? Taking that route never worked out for me
>>42251617Gm anony>>42251642I go in everyday at 3:45 am, also ty>>42251649Not yet
>>42250817qott: the beatle reading this <3
>>42251681jesus 3:45 am, what do you do for work
>>42251681Well when you do tell me if you like it! Also just watch like FLCL, progressive, alternative, grunge, and shoegaze aren't real and they were never created.
>>42251675there's a few pathways though i'm not sure how feasible they arei'm afraid of being prevented from leaving so i'm anxious about waiting
>>42251695Leaving the country?
>>42251614Mornin>42251637Challenging yourself builds character
>>42251701yesthis place feels like a penal colony
bf who will hit me...
>>42251717In that case things get a bit more greyI guess it depends how dangerous things are vs how stupid the thing you have to do is
>>42251720badnomy ex bf hit me and it suckedlike i was trying to be sexy and crawl over to him to give him head and that bastard hit me with the buckle side of his belt out of nowherehe left a massive bruise on my arm
>>42251690Just a barista, people need their coffees. I open the store. The bakers come in at 2 or 3 tho>>42251692I will when or if I get around to it. I usually don't watch shows too often. I kinda wanna watch heated rivalry after someone here said it was good fagslop>>42251712<3
When you see some weird fag making your coffee you know it's gonna be good
>>42251737FLCL is really something else, I also hugely recommend it
>>42251734need
It's hard to get a sense of whether removing Maduro was popular with Venezuelans because there's zero context on the size of these protests or who is protesting
>>42251731well idk how dangerous things actually arebut the stupidity is maybe putting myself in at risk of being in a perpetual state of legal limbo and losing my rights
>>42251734i dont mean like that :(
>>42251681>at 3:45 am>Just a baristaAgain, Proud of you, princess. It's cute job for such a cute girl
You called me transbian, bnwo, coalburner, mudshark... But what you didn't know is you'd make those words lose all meaning......
>>42251787Whenever someone tries to do race stuff I use the same cringe rhetoric but talk about fat guys to themI think it makes them feel cringe and leave
>>42251793id like to talk about fat guys if at all possible
>>42251762Where were you planning to go? And are you talking about potentially giving up citizenship or something?
>>42251811im fat guys
>>42251827hi lol
https://youtu.be/i7ayNHJt7VE?si=X4IxiZ_MDrAp6dIV>>42251745Oki then I'll watch an ep tonight. Two recs stumps one>>42251777Thanks anon :) I work hard for my scraps. I might try and come out but I don't wanna embarrass myself
>>42251830im not THAT fat, just a bit chubby. sorry if that disappoints
>>42251827umm hi.... what's up.... sorry im kinda nervous
>hey baby>I got something on my back>can you get it for me? Would you pop it for your BF, Troids?
>>42251841sonia we've talked in discord, no need to be nervous, i sent you a video yesterday? (im assuming it was yesterday for you) if you know what im talking about
>>42251854yeah!!! but umm i have patches and stuff that are better ....
>>42251857oh yeah I do!!! yeah it was yesterday I just woke up :D
>>42251861good morning, how has your day been so far!
>>42251859gimme skin care products i can use as a dude to fix my face and shit
>>42251869what are you looking to fix about it?>>42251865it's been pretty good.... im happy I showered last night I feel so clean and soft... need to tactical roll out of bed and find something to wear but all my clothes are still packed...
>>42251877why are your clothes packed? i love feeling clean after a shower
>>42251877>what are you looking to fix about it?idk the usual dude stuff ig, spots, mild acne sorta, occasional blackheads, i just use some generic cleanser but it just dries my shit out its a scam
Was talking to my friend about how some mtfs only want straight dudes and not bi dudes and he was like "wtf are you talking about straight guys can't be into trans women"I forget that's the standard idea even for people who are acceptingI don't think it really tracks though
chat how do I be a woman and be attractive to men and stop wondering if I'm just a really really weird dude
>>42251903does this work?
>>42251880oh i was travelling for the holiday season. i just got back and I'm still all over the place. but it's been long enough I should really have it together by now...>>42251895hmmmm i see.... wait let me boot up my computer this will go faster at my full WPM
>>42251925i think it's mostly about that like confidence / delusion thing? you have to kind of just fake it for a long time until one day you aren't faking anymore and you actually are just that. once you feel like that on the inside it's totally easy
>>42251925I second this question
>>42251720Hey>>42251938Where did you go?
erm...
>>42251941Yeah but I need to be attractive to men too Like if I wasn't afflicted with the disease known as androphilia I probably wouldn't be so dysphoric over my clocky huge ribs/back/shoulders.
>>42251950i was in Torremolinos in the south of Spain! it's had a big influx of gay people and their money recently so it's a fun place to be
>>42251958oh that's no problem men will fuck a mcchicken
>>42251938>wait let me boot up my computer this will go faster at my full WPMthanks fo dat i need to be less ugly in 2026 is getting bad
>>42251960Ooh sounds fun>>42251952Good girl, lock yourself up forever for our entertainment
>>42251958Maybe you already are attractive to men
>>42251952!!
>>42251964I don't want sex I want a proper relationship where he actually loves me>>42251972Doubtful unfortunately. Extremely big upper body (above average even for men) and half formed tits.
i got another monitor a friend of mine wasn't using anymore but my ikea desk is too small to fit it together with my old ones... somehow the free things are the most expensive... >>42251958oh but the more important thing i was thinking recently i want to say (and this applies to you too >>42251965) is like. does it really matter that much how attractive you are. how much of your time and energy are you spending worrying about being attractive, you know what i mean? like that's a big way this whole culture messes you up sometimes its okay to be like. who cares. i have other shit going on. sorry thats sanctimonious but its important! people obsess over sex and relationships but like. obviously this is stupid coming from me but get a job! get a hobby! learn chinese! go to the club and do cocaine! eat seasonal alliums!
>>42251981I also have the disease of "being raised in a very religious environment" and the kind of girl I always wanted to be is like, a loving wife >.>
>>42251978Hello, chaser here let me be the judge of that
>>42251854fuck this is my dream a man with a pimple back i can pop
>>42251981nta but you give shit advice and its always you projecting or trying to spread your cringe beliefs
>>42251981>does it really matter that much how attractive you areas a dude? yeah, i dont have a lot to work with so stepping in the direction of being slightly less undesirable would be nice, i dont spend any money, time or energy on it though but i figure i should starti could do all that stuff if i was still in uni lol, but no time now
>>42251967yes sir....https://unseecc/album#ywEreHVzUh5j
>>42251941The fact that you thought you're equipped to answer a question about becoming attractive to men is fucking hilarious considering you're a fat unfuckable tranny with a shit personality.
>>42252003Good girl, and keep calling me sir. I'm going to sleep soon so you should send some more pics I can jerk off to, I bet that would make you feel really good huh?
>>42251825https://voca.ro/1kYznzetjfQi
i hate popping pimples
>>42252015>>42251996trvke desushe kinda dumb and not relatable
>>42251992Not comfortable posting face here at all but here's probably my single best pic but I look weirdly small in it
>>42252018those are all the pics i have rn
Don't open, gaysex insidehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767672286990541.webm
>>42251978hmmm i think in that case the emotional aspect is a lot more important than the physical one, right?>>42251965okay so the first thing that came to mind is that i was finding cleansers dried me out for a really long time and what worked for me was switching to an oil based cleanser instead of a water based one. you know how water and oil don't mix? basically every substance can be split into "water-type" and "oil-type". the actual science is about whether the molecules are polar or non-polar but that's a whole other thing. and soaps work because they're polar on one end and non-polar on the other sorry my meds are hitting this is gonna be a long post. ANYWAY the other advantage of an oil cleanser is that you can put it on the skin and massage it in and it really helps to pull stuff out of your pores, which is how you target blackheads! the one i use is the purito from green cleansing oil but literally any oil based one is good so shop around once you have cleanser down you can think of skincare as like, a sandwich. your goal is that you have actives that you want to maximise the effectiveness of, so you need a cleanser, MAYBE a toner to get the pH of your skin to where the active works best, and an occlusive (which is just a more general term for a moisturiser) that locks them in.for moisturiser you can use literally anything they're basically all the same. just something that isn't too heavy on your skin and doesn't make it feel sensitive or break out for actives there is one really important category you want to hit which is basically like the one main skincare ingredient that actually has studies backing it in the public sphere, and that's retinoids. they'll improve skin texture, manage acne, etc etc. there's a couple types, some are prescription. when you use it your skin purges then improves. but it is VERY intense on your skin so your goal is for everything else to be gentle and protecting your skin barrier. i use geek & gorgeous retinal .2%
>>42252030That's fine, I'll just jerk off to those then, would have loved one of your ass though
>>42251996yeah that's definitely true LMAO but i think that's basically the only way to give advice right. i do think people should generally ignore most of my advice. but it's useful to just like. talk if nothing else right
>>42252034Basically...The thing that really pushed me over the edge was attending a wedding for the first time since I was like, 10, and just crying my eyes out because I wanted to be a bride so badly and hating that it was already too late because no one fucking listened to me growing up.
>>42252032that's so cool
>"how do I become attractive to men?">sonia: DO COKE, GO TO THE CLUB, GET A JOB DESPITE ME LIVING OFF OF WELFARETrannies btw
>>42252049I already make more money than the average tranny but I can't ungrow my bones.
>>42252028Not that guy, but you look good to me
>>42252040maybe dont do that and realize someday someone might take you seriously
>>42252038i should try taking some ass pics thats a good idea :)
>>42252056It kinda falls apart the second the bra comes off or I show more...
I'm a big fan of "if you have nothing useful to say or have no experience in the topic, shut the fuck up" but that's just me.
>>42252062You should. I just came to those pics but I'd love to come to some pics of your ass too
>>42251997i feel that. idk im still working out my relationship with all that stuff too but i think its worth keeping in mind that like. you are allowed to not care, you know what i mean? there's so much pressure to be attractive and i worry it gets to people :c>>42252049honestly i stand by that. i agree. i should have just said that and saved the typing>>42252028your hair is so pretty... the light hitting it there makes it look incredible... i want to grow mine out more>>42252045>>42251991mm mm yea i get what you mean that traditional kind of like. wife and 2.5 kids scenario is a big thing for a lot of trannies. im probably not the best person to ask for advice on that stuff cause i was kinda outside of that whole structure from pretty early on. but for what its worth i have been to some weddings with extremely ugly brides i PROMISE you you have lots to offer! i hope you find someone to build that with!>>42252060i hope they do i think it would work. its better than no advice right>>42252071hmmm i don't know i kinda agree on that but i think that's more if like. you would be getting in the way of other people that actually know about that kind of thing, right? i think just talking through that stuff even if its the blind leading the blind is always productive for everyone involved. its stupid but i think talking more is generally good
>>42252034this is chinese to me so far but essentially likecleanse toneractive (retinal, probably not every day but 2-3 days since it's tough on the skin?)moisturise sun screen at some pointi just gotta be careful, office job etc, i'll take those product rec's, already got some semi-decent moisturiser but retinoids/actives are new to me
i wish bronya was into twinks...
Get out of my thread Pichu
>>42252080>Dw you can just be an ugly bridegreat advice there
>>42252080i want to start caring, i think finding a partner at this point would be ideal, im not getting younger, im not getting more free time, and being unnatractive works against that, purely visually though, my personality can be abrasive but thats set in stone.
>>42252032that ass is better than 95% of girls, how is that gay?
>>42252080>i hope they do i think it would worknone of what you said was advice tho. it was just you projecting and spreading your ideology
>>42252063If we're at a point where the bra comes off I don't think you have to worry about me liking you though
>>42252081oh god yeah im glad you caught a lot of stuff i missed there i was thinking fuck i know i missed out loads of important stuff. yes sunscreen!!! sunscreen is EXTREMELY important and even more so if you use retinoids because they make your skin more sensitive to UV. for that reason you want to use it at night, sparingly, and yea maybe every 2-3 days. i would start once a week and build up see what your skin can handle and what it can't. you're trying to see how damaged your skin barrier is judging by like if your face feels sensitive or you're getting redness or even things like moisturiser are starting to burn when they didn't before? and if that happens you can tone down the retinol a little or just ride it out if you're in the initial purge. but yeah that general structure is like the important thing i want to impress on you once you have that you kinda start to understand how products work together and how to build a routine. and keep it simple! the less products the better. i would skip toner honestly i use it cause im a full-timer but its very much optional. and its hard to buy cause it goes by a lot of names. i hope it works for you!! >>42252092it's true you can do that. there's lots of very ugly people who are very happy>>42252088who said im not into twinks!!! im evangelical about fat guys cause i feel like they don't get enough love but i really love twinks too. i had a phase in here where i was obsessed with the idea of a twink bf i could buy cute clothes for
Feminists. Not even once.
>>42252108what ideology lmao. being confident?
>>42252115I also just don't want to feel too big. I can lean into it with like, a butch outfit, and that can feel good, but I really really really want to feel good being more feminine. fmstl for not knowing about HRT until I was almost 18 and not even knowing what a tranny was until I was 16.
>>42252094yeah i feel that... although i don't think personality is set in stone! i think like. even if you can't change who you are you can tease out different aspects of yourself that you like more you know what i mean? but yeah there's lots of stuff that goes into it. i think a lot of dating is just a numbers game anyway>>42252108what do you mean? im not sure what you mean about ideology. i think just recognising that there's a lot of pressure to worry about being attractive all the time and you might be better off spending that energy on like. working on yourself emotionally or getting your money up or hobbies or your social life or whatever is like. pretty ideologically neutral right?
>>42252028I don't think you look bad at all but this won't mean much if you truly think your unlovable
oh this is kind of random but is anyone else playing ball x pit. whenever i play rogueslop in here people make fun of me but i love that garbage. i love a town builder type -lite element its just so fun...
>>42252116I do not want to be ugly! I want to be beautiful. I didn't put in all of this time and effort to be ugly. If I wanted to be ugly I would have stayed a gross disgusting moid because at least that was easy while it lasted. Basically had five entire years of very little social contact due to COVID/health reasons that made it all much easier to just repress.
>>42252142nah, only been playing with my cock lately
>>42252121what's wrong with feminists?
>>42252122everything sonia says comes from a place of not caring what you look like or come off as because of her innate need to be a strong feminist. quite frankly its unnecessary when someone simply wants to be attractive to men is all im saying. see >>42252092
>>42252149good idea, i should do that too
i like this cage but frankly it cant contain my bonar
>>42252159Do you have one? I mean a functional one, a proper one.If not you can play with mine, it's all good
>>42252133oh no I don't want to change my personality at all desu, maybe be more confident but that's a seperate issue. numbers game? wdym?>>42252116yeah sunscreen was just something i saw in passing a couple of timesskin wise its probably really fucked after years of using harsh products to eliminate my acne which was way way worse at a point, and is still there to a degree but thats probably laziness. yeah I'll skip toner and just work with 4 or so products in that regard, starter stuff, but I'll give that retinal a shot since its not too crazy expensivethanks for those tips>>42252150nta but a lot of them are just misandrist or psychotic but w/e they can do what they want
>>42252166That's why you need to wear it for longer, so you start shrinking and eventually can't get hard
>>42252145i hate to say it but the thing about transition is that it makes you a woman. there is no guarantee that it will make you hot. the time and effort you are putting in is towards becoming a woman, for some definition of that, right? but i think for what it's worth it's a lot easier to focus on becoming attractive once you have the woman stuff figured out cause like. if being a man is miserable you cant really focus on it enough to become a hot one. sorry :/>>42252149you consider playing with the balls at all. maybe even your pit a little if you're nasty like that
>>42252150Getting advice from a feminist on how to be attractive to men is like getting advice from a broke man on how to be financially stable.
>>42250817>qottmy fav of the fab four is ofc paul. And my fav beatles album is magical mystery tour then the white album>>42252166an unstoppable force v_v>>42252150not much wrong w them if ur a normal person, however if ur a gigachud they're like the antichrist
face is so nice and smooth when i use the shave powderi cancelled my spotify subscription todayi have been cutting down a lot on my spending habits for like the better part of a year atp but spotify was the hardest to get rid of but i realized i don't need it a lot of the music i like isn't even on there and most of the stuff i listen to on spotify is crap that i can live withoutspeaking of where do u guys get music files from i usually end up googling an artist or album and finding someone on reddit linking to a drive upload of some tracks or smth like that lole
>>42252167you're so generous
>>42252174The kind of woman I am supposed to be, the kind that was cruelly ripped away from me, is a very far cry from the kind of woman I am now good at looking like. I can do weird muscle lesbian shit. I am not a weird muscle lesbian. I do not like being hit on by transbians and it happens way too much. I am basically a fucking housewife who really really really really just wants a nice man who loves me.
>>42252019Do you know of anyone else that did it the way you want to?I fully get wanting to leave so maybe a little stupidity can't hurt as long as you research well beforehand
>>42252185thank you for noticing, have always liked helping
>>42252173does this really happen? i would like it if this were true>>42252182many have tried to stop my bonar but none succeed
>>42252189>I am basically a fucking housewife who really really really really just wants a nice man who loves me.which is the opposite of what sonia is like lol. you want the very same family unit her and her feminist friends are against
>>42252168i mean numbers game in the sense of like. you just have to meet a LOT of people and see if you can get something to work, you know? it's really hard to find that chemistry or find someone compatible you know what i meani think if your skin is super stripped and damaged from using stuff like that a gentle routine is the way to go. the oneeee other active i would maybe recommend even though i really really don't want to give you a million things to use straight away is hyaluronic acid. the ordinary do one that's really cheap, just use it daily at the same point as the retinol, and it's good for getting moisture back into your skin. i don't use it personally cause it bothers my barrier though so just see what your body responds to! just another like. MAYBE thing if you want more stuff to flesh it outif you're looking into that retinal i would mention it comes in a bunch of different strengths! you could try a gentler one to start with just to see how stuff responds and switch to a higher one once you run out! it has the bonus of being cheaper too>>42252173oh i dont want to be a buzzkill but. i feel obliged to point out that cages actually don't cause any permanent shrinking! it's a common myth. but obviously hrt will, especially if you're caging your shit and not using it!
>>42252198I think it mostly shrinks from transitioning, but I like to imagine making girls wear cages until they shrink and can't get hard and are useless and need me to fuck them to cum
>>42252131Yeah the feeling is another thing, but that can come with timeYour looks in that picture are good though, based on just that I would absolutely date you
>>42252207I need FFS and stuff still as well, and I'm 26...
my wife left me because of feminism
https://youtu.be/ltdN8xqBgxo>>42252201i am against the family unit for sure yeah. but like im not gonna tell someone they're a bad person for wanting that. i think its very normal to want that. i want that sometimes, honestly. but i do want to talk about like, the ways that stuff can be bad or make people miserable you know? idk i just want to talk about that stuff im not trying to tell people how they should live im just trying to share what i've experienced and seen>>42252189mm mm i get what you mean. but i think there's a psychological element to being a certain type of woman and a visual element too, right? but knowing what you want to be is a really big part of that fight!!! if you have a vision in mind i think it makes it easier to move towards it. im cheering you on!
My wife left me because she found the twink porn
>>42252198Nah, it doesn't really work like that.I also thought it did, but once i explained that theory to a tranny and she lectured me on how do cages actually work
>>42252184for me i get all my music from soulseek, or i find nice full discographies on rutracker! then i tag it all nice with picard
>>42252225if i was your wife i'd watch it with you
>>42252215>>42252225i want this to be the same woman>>42252226bless her i love other women who are also too autistic to get laid. representation is so important
>>42252231Men don't like being lectured by trannies, it's a turnoff
>>42252201Well, the thing is I think my ideal family unit might be a 4 person polycule that's actually functional. I like living with other women but I also really really like men. But I'm also a fucking virgin because guilt and dysphoria and stuff.
>>42252238i know. i think i lecture people too much in general. i want to work on doing it in a way that's easier for people to receive. sometimes i think its kinda crazy its possible for a human to transmit information to another human at all
>>42252213FFS isn't that expensive everything considered so that's not an issue. 26 is also a perfectly normal age to still be looking to dateI won't deny that looks matter, but the things you've listed so far aren't what is important in finding a good relationship, at least in my experience
>tranny says she wants to be attractive to men and wants the idealized family unit>fat feminist tranny who is against all that comes in to project and give shit adviceThis is why no one likes feminists.
>>42252250Real. Whenever I think about language it's so crazy. Not only do we have one language, we have multiple. And people were able to learn one language then learn another. I never want to know how it works because that's the only real magic in life
>>42252267i think the more you learn about it the more magical it gets!!!!
>>42252250you are a nice girl, don't be too hard on yourself
>>42252238what if you're really wrong about something though
>>42252227ty for the suggestions bronya ur the best
Going to work vibeshttps://youtu.be/aJC2WfQICqI?si=aop7rhVUAfzctxw0
>>42252276thank you... im figuring it out as i go along like everyone else right>>42252281i hope they're helpful!!
anyone need me to punch myself in the balls?
>>42252205>I think it mostly shrinks from transitioningnot mine ;-;>>42252226>it doesn't really work like thatthats sad but nothing is ever as good as i hope it is so its nbd
>>42252194nobody recentthe only examples i've been able to find were from the 40s and 2008i'm fully aware of the consequences though
this is fucked up
>>42252292show me it
>>42252286I need you to throw yourself off a roof ASAP
>>42252259I'm looking into getting it asap. I have $30k in savings and good insurance. Just have had health scares so have been afraid to pull the trigger on it. But that doesn't solve my torso. Side profile is bad. I have weak twig arms but look like I could bench press a house.
>>42252299why
>>42252277then i'll find out by myself or a friend will tell me, no need for a trannytrannies are for sex only
>>42252289>not mine ;-;Aww I'm sorry, are you okay saying how big it is? It might not be that big if a deal
>>42252286YeahYou only have to do it once but genuinely as hard as you can, you always hold yourself back too much.
If you're mtf and your dick still works, you're a man to me. Here's a beer, nigga.
>>42252300damn you just rolled 300 ball punches!i dont think im up to this task
>>42252313thank u :O
>>42252313thanks bro
>>42252290As long as you don't get kicked out it should be fine though, right?Wishing you all the best
>>42252317No I mean it. I need you to kill yourself.
>>42252312hold on i'll give this a shot
>>42252312>>42252328that seems dangerous though i don't think you should do that
Anyone else notice how this ball kun retard only appears when bronya is here or are all eurocucks the same way?
>>42252282Have a nice day at workIt's been years since I've heard Suede
>>42252313It doesn't. Here you can have your beer back.
>>42252292Chaser btw
>>42252308this is the exact reason why I despair over menI do not want to be for sex only.
Test
>>42252347can i have your beer in that case
>>42252308and for hugs and kisses and love and romantic dates too!
>>42252304i want to see>>42252310its a little over 7 inches
>>42252359You don't? What do you want then?
>>42252368No. Just for sex. Not even cuddles.
>>42252340yea we're just similar time zones. good nooticing though!>>42252359don't let the weird neggers get to you there's loads of men who aren't like that
>>42252371I want a loving relationship. I want a man to make me never ever worry about having been a boy.
>>42252359Don't let shitposters here discourage you
>>42252370>7 inchesdickhon spotted
>>42252377Good morning bronya. I'd love to shit up the thread with you today. The chuds are really biting, and I've been workshopping a bit about how calling trannies snowbunnies is the male version of a woman dumping her bf because she dreamed about him sleeping with another woman. Unfortunately daddy has become important at work. I know you'll miss me. Please don't cry.
>>42252374that's not true D:
>>42252382Cute, but this isn't a Disney movieBest i can do is pretend to be that men so i have sex with you and never call you again after
>>42252382My favorite chasergen meme is trannies thinking they deserve the same happiness cis women are entitled to
>>42252370Ah, sorry. :c
>>42252397>>42252398why are the choids here like this
>>42252385too small i know :(>>42252399lmao yeah
>>42252398Actually we deserve more because we work infinitely harder and are abused infinitely more by the world around us.
>>42252390oh my god that's some of your best work PLEASE deploy that tonight i think the thread might never recover. good luck at work! ill miss you... ill be brave
my landlord is coming over. do i hide my tranny flag
>>42252324well one of the consequences is running the risk of being in perpetual detention or being shuttled between countries since no nationality
>>42252406They're undesirable so they lash out
>>42252406like this? you mean sincere and upfront?
>>42252390please do not steer the conversation back onto snowbunnies
>>42252406a lot of those ones are reppers or detransers
>>42252343Tyyyy it should be decent enough actually I just was enjoying having so many days off. How is your day?That album is amazing too tbqh>>42252362Yes I'll have my Manhattan instead
>>42252418i mean cruel and dishonest
>>42252424so glamourous...
no more break, finally get to go back to therapy! (it hasn't even been a week)>>42252385how small b4 ur no longer a dickhon?>>42252382fair want, don't let negging choids get u down to their level
>>42252430They're not even negging though. just insulting people
>trannies are for sex only = insulting peopleYou trannies are getting too sensitive. I might just go back to women at this point
>>42252312https://voca.ro/1lfXQxazmpNthardest ive done before but there's a lot of room for improvement
>>42252428I'll make you one too silly we don't have to drink beer
i need to buy a djungelskog
>>42252449:O thank u...
>>42252444off topic but do you like it when a tranny cries or is that a turnoff?
is it malebrained to love chipotle and have a specific order. it just involves a shit ton of pico de gallo and less rice, black beans, veggies or sofritas, medium salsa too, corn ofc, cheese, lettuce, and guac if im feeling especially fancy, (its a v wet order, so u have to eat it quickly b4 it soaks thru the bowl)>>42252424if we're getting drinks, i would like a lemon vodka soda pls>>42252428love this song so much!!>>42252437i think the whole strat of telling tgirls, in chasergen, that they don't deserve good things is an effort at negging. its basically saying u better settle for my disrespectful creepy ass bc u won't get anything better>>42252454i j want to become a bear and just kinda walk around grazing on ppls trash and then go enjoy a beautiful vista b4 i go on my own little hike, scare some ppl and then take a nap. it literally is THE life>>42252463good thing i have a v hard time crying!
>>42252463When i fuck them i like to make them cry. But if you mean making them cry by what i type online, no, it doesn't turn me on neither is something i look to achieve
>>42252424Yeah my mind is still on vacation mode as well. My day has been going fine. I finished my chores and appointments so I'll enjoy another walk in the snow soonAre you looking forward to starting work again?I'm glad I managed to catch you at normal hour for once as wellAnd I'll give the album a listen
Djungelskog -club tranners I love you <3t. djungelskogmoder chaser
I like being called princess a lot more than I should...
>>42252471yeah i mean when you fuck them
>>42252476Did a customer call you that?
>>42252478yeah thats hot af
i think i would do p well in the post apocalypse (except for having no sex hormones, that would be v difficult). i would have a little garden and make friends w all the adventurers, mb i'd even open an inn>>42252468oh also tortilla on the side bc its a great cal/$>>42252476i like being called princess but mostly when its in a teasing way>>42252471>>42252485genuinely curious, why do u want them to cry when u have sex?
please respond! >>42252414i am worried he'll be disgusted if he finds out i am transsexual and kick me out or something. but also i might be being paranoid idk
>>42252494if ur worried just take it down!
>>42252445Good job
>>42252494Tranny/pride flags are fucking cringe.
>>42252494unless u live in the deep south or saudi arabia or you know he's like ultra conservative/transphobic; then ur prolly fine. most ppl rly don't actually gaf
>>42252508why? i think they look nice
>>42252490>why do u want them to cry when u have sex?It's hot, makes me feel more powerful, makes it more than just sex, makes it more emotional and personal, makes the tranny feel more vulnerable and weaker like she is losing the last bit of hope she has left
>>42252468I'm getting Chipotle for lunch because of this post
>>42252513i need you
>>42252476Cute
>>42252508i have a small hand held one i got at pride one year as a memento of a very emotionally big day reconnecting with a close friend. i don't care if you think its cringe and im not ashamed of being trans so why would i find a trans flag cringe anyway>>42252498i think it feels wrong to do so considering its a pride flag its like is it even a sign of pride in something if i hide it. but also we are literally an underclass so idk
>>42252484Nyo I don't look cute enough at work for that, I also doubt anyone would if I did>>42252490I just like it in general a ton. Gets me ginning
>>42252416Okay in that case maybe a bit more research firstDo you have good job prospects?
>>42252510i live somewhere moderately conservative and people here think i am female so idk
>>42252520i need you too
>>42252529>I also doubt anyone would if I didBrb, going to buy a coffee
gorny
morny
>>42252526im all about like standing up for your principles and stuff but being out and proud to your landlord is not a big deal. practicality comes first from time to time
>>42252541>>42252548gmorny
>>42252513i think i see the vision>>42252514im actually a chipotle rep doing guerilla marketing and i just had my first success!>>42252535then they might just think ur a theyfab, idrk. but if u r anxious then u can always take it down>>42252541>>42252548g morning ','
Good morning my sweet precious trans woman friends, daddy loves you <3
>>42252568good morning daddy!
>>42252565im a chipotle glowie lol>>42252568<3 <3 <3 luv u too
>>42252565now that you see the vision, what about we put it in practice?
>>42252568do you also love gay men on estrogen?
>>42252552okay yeah you're right thank you>>42252565ya maybe idk. i'll take it down anyway ty
>>42252473So productive :] and that walk sounds lovely as always~ Do to listen to music or listen to the world when you're walking?I seldom enjoy going to work but honestly the work itself isn't difficult at all, it's the people that are difficult when they're being assholes. And it's the only place I'm still in boymode so I'm getting a lot of comments on being girly am just being called by female pronouns already by some.>>42252462Yw>>42252468Yessss
uhhi
>>42252612hello! good morning!
>>42252612who are you talking to?
>>42252617hii bronyaaaa hallo!
>>42252629hiiiiiiii whats up!!!
>>42252625im talking to (you)>>42252617morny sonya
i wanna go somewhere high-tech... i wanna do something that makes me think whoaaa technology is amazing... i wish there was somewhere like that here>>42252637lets do our best again today!
wheres my tranny that my tranner my trans gf that fuckin uhhhhh when she whennshe spin on when she loves me and who she you know she loves me but there eas something else where is my straight edge tranny gf i want to raw dog the world with you babe we can get through this as long as we have each other
heyyyy y'all
>>42252637in that casehi
>>42252634my hdd died, at least i think so, i cant open it up so idk.. but sadhru??
>>42252641i am not straight edge but i could be because i love you!!!>>42252646oh my god its gnugnu im starstruck... hi....
i wish i looked like my mom when she was my age
>>42252651i saw you posting about it yesterday its so sad.... when is that good for nothing chud of yours gonna buy you a new one already
>>42252646omfg rare gnugnu spotted :O
>>42252646Gnugnu I love you
>>42252667dont call him that u stupid cuntand he said he has an unused ssd that i can have and he gonna send it my way ^^
>>42252684thats what im talking about...
>>42252390>The chuds are really bitingim only really seeing trannies getting upset desuwhy is the backup plan raceplay posting?
is gnugnu some other transbian?
just found out me thinking i was a tranny all this time was actually just a result of a clerical error and im really a buffalo on the tibetan steppes
>>42252707>doesnt know gnugnugo back
>>42252582Yes baby <3
>>42252707arent they all?
>>42252697im the only tranny in here the rest are WHORES>>42252710buffalos are russian actually and they migrated to america when there was a landbridge between the continents >>42252707yeah something like that i think
>>42252713no who's gnugnu? i've seen the name but i dont really read anything here even when I am here
>>42252707Newfag
>>42252724ok well im on the tibetan steppes so>>42252726i really like the concept of "yeah im in the thread but its not like i read any of it..."
nvm just checked gnugnu is just another transbian who malds about chasers or something, how boring
>>42252707she’s literally a famous transbian
>>42252733>just another transbian>gnugnu
>>42252732>yeah im in the thread but its not like i read any of iti mean at a point why would i? most of the posters are transbians or insane retards, but honestly a lot of it is really boring, sometimes theres a fun gimmick or unsee, or voca, but that's about it
>>42252646Hi hru? I haven't seen you around in a long time <3
>>42252707she’s known for running a pretty good podcast she became a transbian and chaser hater after a chaser cheated on her i think
i have no clue who the fuck gnugnu is either
>>42252742yes>>42252735why? and why are they here?>>42252731idk i've never frequented mtfg so it doesnt mean much to me
>>42252745i mean the question is like. why are you here then LMAO you know what i mean i just really like the idea of opening up the evil thread that i hate every day
>>42252754what are you talking about we've literally talked about gnugnu before
>>42252759cuz sometimes its fun i literally saidwhy is a transbian here?i liked these threads, but now they're just sorta boring a lot of the time especially during euro hoursi dont really go for american hours either since they just like bnwo or something idk
With all dude respect, how are some of you actually getting demoralized by a dude that sounds like an autistic cartoon villain and repeats the same lines day after day? Are you stupid?
>>42252768sometimes it's just time to move on, you know? i mean i endured the chudpocalypse though so i cant really talk
>>42252753>pretty good podcast>transbiansounds lame
>>42252765what the fuck are you talking about?? did she change her alias or something i have no clue who the fuck gnugnu is
>>42252777ur literally trolling me wtf
>>42252753based chaser
>>42252775she wasn’t always a transbian
People seriously don't know gnugnu? Are you all gnufags?
>>42252780im not i promise, did we really talk about it ???
>>42252784huehuehue. gnufags
>>42252787yea i swear we did idk maybe im confusing you with someone else but i dont think i would???
>>42252794i have never ever seen that name in all of X years ive been on here
>>42252753weren't they engaged and he cheated on her like 2 weeks after they got engaged? i don't remember the whole story
>>42252774maybe it'll get better is my view, again, i've had fun here, maybe it's just boring now, but honestly it is a pretty lame affair, i like talking to rosewood and twinkchan but that's about it. read something about gnugnu doxxing chasers or something, or foldering face pics, weird stuff desu roach activityits people like buggy that i dont get, ppl who get actually upset>>42252783unchaser would probably say something different
Gnugnu is hot and that’s all that matters to me. She can stay.
no podcasts kitten, sit on daddies lap and let him tell you his blood memories of pre sumerian cultures
>>42252652>>42252675>>42252676>>42252748>>42252646Transbiangen
>>42252609I find with most things it's often people that are the problem. Hopefully today is a quiet day. I wish I could pop byI wouldn't have guessed you were still boymoding, hard to imagineUsually on my walks I'll listen to music or a one off my podcasts about useless factsBill Withers atm, might propose we play this at band rehearsal on thursdayhttps://youtu.be/u_T6GE_EOks?si=_Mo1MwSOCOkyEb4D
beating choids
>>42252812this is literally all ive ever wanted. when will it be my turn
hello bronya EXPLAIN instead of trying to activate my long-term memory. vodka fried that shit there is no use
Absolutely no clue who this GnuGnu person is at all. But they're a tripfag so they probably suck shit.
>>42252812Yeppp I sure member when my great great-you get it grandpappy fought Humbaba in the forest of cedars
>>42252826i literally dont know what to explain its fucking gnugnu
>>42252772personally i'm not getting demoralized by it but i do think his posts are hot and that's why i keep replying to him
There's a boat that keeps blasting their horn, wonder what's put them in a fey mood.
who's gnugnu tho
i've been on /lgbt/ for six years & chasergen for more than a year & i don't fucking know at all who gnugnu is
>>42252805idk ask her
>>42252646You're back??
I'm starting to get the sneaking suspicion that dating a tranny is probably bad for my soul and it's something that shouldn't be done
>>42252825btw i looked up chuuni yesterday after you called me that and i just want to say im 29 so thank you for calling me young i needed that
>>42252844Probably transbiangen lore since all the trannies also go there and none of us do
>>42252652>>42252675>>42252676>>42252748>>42252851Who the fuck is this person? What'd they do?
>>4225285729 is still young!!! you've got a long time ahead of you!!!
>>42252844I take it you've never been in any of the cool servers?
>>42252856you mean a specific tranny or dating all trannies in general? and why would it be bad for your soul?
>>42252856No that's mostly the unmanaged mental illnesses they tend to have
I CAST TEXT EUI
>>42252867some podcast slut. she’s annoying
>>42252867idk either but im expecting something foul like spicebag or wren
My name is anderdingus
>>42252870>>42252870i don't like discord i was only in pichu's server
>>42252872i have zero mental illness (havent been doctor in 12 years)
god its crazy when you get reminded how much of this thread is sharty tourists and larping normies this board really is dying huh
i dont know who gnugnu is either but i want to have sex with her because she is a tranny
just ask snew & grendel
another day of trying to manifest a mid 20s bf
there are no mentions of gnugnu in the archives until 1 month ago, is this some weird psyop?
>>42252892my strategy has been finding them in the queue to file for unemployment
>gnugnu
>>42252888the fact that some anons don't even know who gnugnu is makes me think this place is 90% sharty tourists nowadays
i overcooked my spaghetti fuck my life
>>42252876What's it even called?>>42252871All trannies, they seem unstable and generally not good. Why would it be bad for the soul? The reasons I just mentioned.>>42252872Yeah probably something to do with this, idk it's a sight to behold when someone says, "just pump and dump trannies", and they sperg out, then as soon as he mentions he just wants to see them cry when they fuck they're down with it, idk, I just find that funny.
>>42252900do you think they ever flirt with each other. do you think they ever explore each other's bodies
i've been on this board for 5 years and i've never heard the name gnugnu
>>42252902it looks good though...
>>42252902looks good, but i bet you look even better
>>42252900>>42252888you say this but im fully expecting it to be discord drama or gross mtfg lorearen't you fairly new anyway?
what is the gnugnu podcast called though? i want to listen to it
Mcflurry is on the way lads
>>42252908thanks yeah but its all sticky impossible to eat unless u want to put the whole plate in ur mouth at once>>42252909thank you!
i came here in this board the first time in 2020 and i still dont have a choid
>>42252902Looks like vomit. And the pasta is too thick
>>42252900>if you don't know this random anon who used this thread once then you're literally a touristwhat is it with the faggots on this board loving to pretend like everything that goes on in these gay threads is some little secret only they are privy to
do tranners like a mild case of cauliflower ear
>>42252925im sorry i failed i will try better next time :(
wtf why is this burrito so fucking big i felt like those images of the anime girl with the massive cock shadow on her face as i took it out. save me. there's no way something this huge will fit inside me...
>>42252919you are welcome, that was just my way of saying i would eat you out
>>42252937u better eat the whole thing
https://youtu.be/tjOsqhIRR8E?si=7NjVvA3DkKO5xPiKBreak time
>>42252942no thank you!listen to placebo insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YR_Mft7yIM
>>42252919just do that :D>>42252931yea i think its cute it makes me think of phil mitchell>>42252943i bought wings too... im going to die... >>42252917thats what im talking about>>42252914i literally have never used mtfg and i only really use discord for dmsim on the newer side tho for sure. gnugnu predates me easily
theres not much to eat here but i dont want to go to the store in this weather. ig ill have plain spaghetti again lol
>>42252937you look mirthful
my landlord turned out to be a really nice old guy. i kept the flag out and i think he did not notice. i generally do not trust or like landlords much but i am glad he is nice to me at least
>>42252952hehe. i had to look him up. do you like coronation street too? my grandma loved it before she died
i wish there was a massive cock shadow on my face rn
i TOLD YOU people placebo was having a gen z revival and you all just looked at me like dur what's placebo
>>42252937wanna ask where you got it but that feels weird, I got a barburrito order recently and i was so excited and it was fucking shitenjoy it tho i hope it has a strong structure and they went overboard on the meat
>>42252971wait really? i am old and liked placebo when they were not old people music. i had no idea they had a revival. their first album spoke to me as a girly teenage 'boy' lol
>>42252915no one's plugging it so i assume its a meme or something
>>42252962im amazed by the size its funny when something is much bigger or much smaller than it should be>>42252969ive never got into corrie... i want to though>>42252978its death valley burrito which i believe is a barburrito ghost kitchen :') but they had a deal on
>>42252959aglio e olio stu. aglio e olio
>>42252980same lole except i was a child when they were big, i started listening to them in like 2019
>>42252970same... ill make do with the burrito
in sweden they have a restaurant chain called taco bar which is a bar where they serve tacos
there are no tacos in poland
>>42252971marie what's placebo?
Can't imagine eating out unless I've been invited to a big unavoidable dinner in current year nevermind bringing restaurant slop into my home >>42252987This might sound even more ridiculous than the spaghetti gripe but please just say you're eating noodles. algliaolgioaligolio sounds very pretentious
>>42252990oh cool! i think i first listened to them in the mid 2000s but i can't recall when, i'd have been maybe 13 or 14. its cool people still like them. whats your fave song or album? also is this mariefren?
while we're on the topic the placebo effect is a myth by the way. my mind is still blown by that >>42253007it is more ridiculous than the spaghetti gripe please get help
Break over <\3
>>42253013what do you mean the placebo effect is a myth?
>>42253013oh! i think you might have read something my acquaintance wrote on this!
>>42252986>death valley burrito>ghost kitchenI had a feeling but i've had better experiences with them in the past weirdly, looks like they beefed their shit upyou mightve decided my dinner since I can't be fucked with standing up and stirring something for 10 minutes thank you
>>42253004cute girly boy 2000s alt musicmy heart's a tart, your body's rent, my body's broken yours is bent
>>42253013>placebo effect is a mythwdym
>>42253015Have a good rest of work
>>42252971im gen alpha spiritually actually
>>42252987i can do this :)
>>42253018>>42253022https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/kpd83h5XHgWCxnv3h/why-i-don-t-believe-in-the-placebo-effect
>>42253007i mean we call it here alho e oleo which is just aglio e olio in portuguese i didnt know you guys didnt use a variation of like garlic and olive oil there lol
>>42252875hi anon whats popping >>42253032oh god thats a lesswrong link i almost clicked it by accident ew
>>42253024<3
>>42253010>is this mariefrenya are u salt :0>fav albumhmm in terms of songs liked it would be without you i'm nothing but i honestly thought i liked sleeping with ghosts morethe bitter end is prob my fav song from them but also i have a soft spot for nancy boy
>>42253041rats are goofy but they have virtuous aspects...
>>42253019oh thats cool! i found out about it forever ago but its totally possible i did>>42253020yeah idk its like barburrito is so ass and overpriced that like. the ghost kitchens are basically as good right. bizarre. the menu is limited but the burritos are decent. still expensive tho...>>42253022that link probably explains it better than i will but my understanding is that like. the effect of psychological suggestion is very much real. but the original study only compared a group given an effective medication and a group given a sugar pill. they didn't add a control with no treatment at all. what they proved was the body's ability to heal itself, you know?
>>42253013I will not get help. I will never get help. I'm not the one who needs it. The world is sick, not me. Tell me how many ingredients are in your burrito. Tell me how many ingredients are in just the wrap. In just the salsa. Even in those simple pasta dishes, how many ingredients do you think there are in the mass produced noodles? You should only be eating a couple ingredients at a time
>>42253031if you have lime make al limone. very easy and tasty
>>42253018im sorry for not quoting you i dont want you to feel left out i meant to quote you too. i love you
>>42253032I never really thought the placebo effect was as big as this person seemed to. The conclusion they come to, "little to zero effect" was about what I already thought
>>42253050what
>>42253052u are too kind, thank you
>>42253041https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20091554/
Where is my ingredient pilled tgf? I got your ground beef and tomatoes right here babe
>>42253050why is many ingredients bad?
>>42253066im ingredient pilled i like ingredients i want to eat as many of them as possible at all times
>>42250896is that you?if so I want to eat your poop
>>42253069They have autism.
i <3 ingredients
>>42253078nah u do
i <3 preservatives
>>42253051i love pasta al limone i have a beautiful memory of cooking it for my friends in this fourth floor walk-up airbnb in paris during an insane heat wave the taste of it always takes me back... so nostalgic
>>42253078the ingredients have autism?
>>42253087me too :DDD i really genuinely do im so grateful for them
How many ingredients is human?
>>42252819It will be good and quiet for both of us<3And if it isnt, well ill be smiling regardless while wondering what instrument you play and also thinking of more of m previous post about the shower which may have been about you...I hit 10 months hrt several days ago, so I'm still early on. A lot more changes to come~
Beed to have a threesome with my trans girlfriend and a cis girl. My trans girl fucks the girl while I fuck my trans girls little hole. I want to fuck the cum out of my girl into the cos girls pussy. I want my trans girls pathetic little sperm to knock up a woman and become a true mother. The only way this happens tho is if I fuck the cum outta my girl everytime
>>42253096two. meat and mucus
>>42253051ill do this next ty :)
mass-ingredientslop is the sissy goon wall of the culinary arts. steak and berries is like a loving monogamous relationship between a beautiful trans woman and her choid
>>42253100Is soul an ingredient? If not ss soul made of mucus or meat?
>>42253099Who the hell are you. What are you talking about. that's not how that works trannies are infertile
>>42253099hi rick. new trip?
>>42253099fire post rick
>>42253106but i want both... >>42253108nta but soul is mucus retard consult the nezhing tu
where are the bodies rick?
man i was horny asf too that totally killed my boner im mad now im trying to be a slut this year
>>42253108soul is not an ingredient. if it was an ingredient, it would probably be mucus
VIBINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqDkfBnQaQ
pls consult the nezhing stu
>>42253121is soul meat or mucus
>>42253109They must have one living sperm in those estrogenized balls to knock someone up>>42253110>>42253111How do you guys always know?>>42253043Rose is always cute
hey stu do you want to move in with? i'll let you be a neet
wait is it nejing tu. fuck
>>42253117Eat my ass and jerk me off while I farm runes in Diablo you fucking moron
>>42253124its honestly quite hard to conceive a child in a lot of cases. the odds are very low. sorry :c its a sweet concept though
What does he think he is the king of?
>>42253128ive never been more back. i need you like air. PLEASEEEE fuck me
My coworker just now talking to my other coworker about me:"why is it every time I look at her I want to talk nasty":s
>>42253133he's actually kingbang did you not know its just an abbreviation
>>42253119Is fingernails mucus or meat? What about hair? Squeedily spooch?
>>42253133King of small wrists
>>42253123soul is in the bone marrow>>42253125that sounds like my current situation
>>42253135What if a 30 year old man said this about you? Would you be flattered?
>>42253138nta but keratin is solidified mucus. consult the nezhing tu
>>42253133repping
>>42253141is bone marrow meat or mucus
>>42253133the /b/ board and spreading his gaped hole
>>42253141>that sounds like my current situationyeah but we could also be a married couple
>>42253138fingernails are not human. hair is not human. they are not ingredients
>>42253151souls arent real you stupid ape. stop asking
Trans girls say they want a bi bf until it comes to accepting he shows his hole to men
>>42253140>>42253152Bow down to my upper 3 percentile thick cock. I am the king of thick cocks. I bet nobody here has a thicker cock than me. 6.5 inches around baby
>>42253160can he show his hole to me instead
>>42253156that sounds nice :D
>>42253088oh nice. i only made it once when i wanted to cook pasta and had very few ingredients on the fridge lol it was tasty
>>42253158yes shifu. thank you shifu>>42253160this is specifically why i want the bi bf. i want him to show his hole to men
sipping hot choccy waiting for my twin flame meffy to log on to chasergen
>>42253171its honestly a really good one to have on hand right i feel like i always have lemons and stuff. i like them. i like to eat them like an apple but ppl say im weird for that. but they're so tasty. they're good with salt
>>42253157Is hair not an ingredient sometimes? Horse hair for violin bows for example. Wool clothing uses sheep hair as an ingredient. Some people say food was made with love, is love mucus or meat?
a chaser without his diaper is like an angel without wings
still manifesting my mid 20s bf
Has anybody been fooled by my discord personas yet? I had a couple of fakes slip into the servers. Be careful not to ban any newbies here ;3
>>42253044yes hello!schultzberg's drums make some of their early albums for me and so i think i love that specific sound by them the most.sleeping with ghosts is great too tho good taste. nancy boy was the first song of theirs i heard, it was on the radio and i was like waow literally me. though apparently the song is molko expressing annoyance he felt at like bi 'trenders' basically. people putting it on like a costume because it seemed cool
>>42253180nta but love is mucus, that's how it's transmitted. consult the nezhing tuhair is an ingredient in everything i cook. i need to buy a hairnet...
>>42253170you can make me cookies in a cute little arpon and i can come in and you let me taste some of the batter then i lift you onto the kitchen bench and kiss you
idk her but this is me. im this way. need to find her
>>42253184i really hope im being fooled by one :c
there is one lgbt person at work i am out to. i tried to message them on teams to ask if they wanted to kiki about something. i accidentally put it in a chat with the two of us plus some other people on our team. i have had to explain to several middle aged women what it means to kiki.
>>42253021it's cool thank u marie
>>42253200oh my god
i think i need go start playing video games to find a bf. what are some mmos with a lot of mid 20s players?
They better not have forgot my mcflurry
>>42253143They are a 30 year old man. And I took it as a compliment even if my mind immediately zoned out when it hit me.
>>42253215final fantasy xiv!
Tranner from California
>>42253215WoW uniroincally. Plus WoW is a lot of fun. The men there are sometimes quite angry though.
>>42253097I did see that post but I was awake a little too late to reply to it without seeming like I'm following you too much. I've been thinking about it tooI play guitar. I pretend to play bass too but I haven't really touched one since covid. I'm also picking up keyboard again but I'm teaching myself so it's fun but slowI honestly can't believe you're only 10 months in. I'll have to stick around to see the changes
>>42253191i would love this but i think you mightbe underestimating how tall i am
>>42253223i liked playing it because men would yell at me and call me retarded all the time. but i was too scared to use voice :c
>>42253180we're talking about the ingredients of a human here. hair is not a true part of a human, it's alien and foreign
>>42253226well then i'll stand on a stool and kiss you
>>42253215OSRSWe are very based and autistic
>>42253235this is my favourite thing anyone has ever posted. how do we get you a medicine degree for this
sometimes i wonder if it was a mistake to socially and legally transition? maybe i should have just stayed a guy? i basically just exist as a guy around my family, granted one who shaves his legs and wears makeup occasionally and dresses kind of effeminately at times but still like they all call me he him deadname etc and honestly i don't even care most of the time i mean it makes me a little sad but it's also easier than trying to get them to see me as a womani wonder if just being a man who looks like a woman would be better for me profesionally and academically and stuff... i guess the impetus for me to get my docs changed and stuff was in case i needed to justify my transness to like doctors in order to receive hrt but I DIY anyways idkmaybe it's one of those things that isn't worth worrying about idkoughhh
How can I finally be accepted and loved again here? I'm abandoning the Rick name entirely. I haven't posted here for literal weeks and yet people still remember me. I tried apologizing but people won't accept that here. Should I just distance myself from the Rick name and last as much as possible until the people bringing it up just seem schizo and crazy for doing so? I just want to escape my last as a lolcow.Genuine advice please
>>42253221trip on jefe
>>42253236femcel but i look at LOTS of girlslop and this is why i think it's cute the girl gently bending down to kiss while she's sat on the counter is what makes it so beautiful
>>42253238doesn't that game have an older crowd tho?
>>42253229Oh yeah I get that too. I don't use voice either. When people are being unkind to me I mog them. If its PvP thats easily done and if we're a team I just outperform them smugly.
>>42253242why is he dumping out the sperms
>>42253239>how do we get you a medicine degree for thisyou can't, the mainstream media are trying to silence me and so the elites would never let me get a degree
>>42253238i really want to get into osrs but i feel like the only way ill get into it is with a bf to teach me and its kinda hard to play from under the desk. but i guess they have mobile!!
>>42253215mobas usually have cute dorky guys playing them
>>42253254im jealous... im too bad at the game they're right i dont understand anything yet ;; maybe ill pick it up again one day
>>42253246Omg does he post here I love jefe hi jefe hiiiiii
i want to watch my boyfriend jack off to completion on himself while i watch fully clothed
>>42253256Its not, it's water from a barrel
>>42253252can you teach me how to get stu to fall in love with me
>>42253267Well you're quite kinky aren't you lass
>>42253264Oh man if you do post it here and I'll do 2's with you or something
>>42253259do u think there's hot guys that play dota 2... i want to learn it but i dont have anyone to teach me.. im not very good at video games but ill play all the supports and make ur bonobo tier plays work through the power of love... i want to play io i think
>>42253184I think so yeah but you got bored of meFire nudes whoever you were taking them from
>>42253253Not really. Most of the people I know are 20s-30s>>42253258Its hard to do endgame content under the desk, why do you wanna be under there?? Strange!
>>42253265where do you know him from if not here...
>>42253271if i knew do you think either of us would still be here>>42253276i will!!!! that sounds like fun :D>>42253281im really worried about earthquakes i like to take early precautions>>42253267hot
>>42253273if this was you trying to catch me anon posting this was a false positive i'm afraid. you're right though she is a bit freaky huh
grr stupid world why should i even have to worry about whether my identity makes me less employable or more likely to be singled out i hate this timeline
>>42253267can i be ur bf?
>>42253273i'm exceedingly vanilla i basically only like normalsex
bf who does sex together
>>42253267I want this but reversed
Any tranner want to have her balls slapped until they stop working?
>>42253282mutual acquaintances and such, i met him online elsewhere a couple years ago>>42253284it'd be a blast i could play priest and keep you alive whilst you learn some fun kit
>>42253296and then we go get burgers
>>42253288no sorry >>42253298that's passe
>>42253300yes come over :D
>>42253302I love you Sonia and want to kiss you all over. Love you so much
>>42253301that sounds so fun... i dont remember what i played but it was confusing but i did my best
>>42253302this just reminded me of a little phrase called burger loadout kek
>>42253284Earthquakes? Raids are more important get on the pc and up your purple chance>>42253285If this is you anon posting I was not the anon lassposting i did see that word and thought u might see it too lmaoIm converting cg to osrs
>>42253312i am playing a druid right now and its cool, you can turn into a cat which i enjoy but not in a furry way
>>42253300slapped with what?
if a tranner moved onto my couch after we fuck we could visit what i would argue is one of the best burger shops in town its only a half block walk away
>>42253311<33333>>42253313hehehehehe>>42253317hmmm.... okay..... if you're sure its safe...>>42253320that sounds so fun... it would be cooler if it was in a furry way though. i want. to be. the puppy.
>>42253329can you do this. i didnt know this was an option. can you just go hook up with someone and then just refuse to leave
>>42253317lmaooo oh no i'm jumping at ghosts. i assumed it might be you talking about OSRS yeah lol. your desk comment made me laff
ugh like idek, irl ppl more often than not seem to assume as female but i wonder if that's just cope? and does it make a difference? but ppl have been pretty decent about me being trans at least here in finland so maybe i just shouldn't worry about itsometimes i resent the doctors for making me choose an outwardly feminine name all the cool girls just use androgynous names alex, hunter etc
goodnight bronyagoodnight stugoodnight mamogoodnight anon
>>42253346i regret picking Elizabeth there's no plausible deniability
shoutout finland whole country full of beautiful retards
>>42253354goodnight sleep well i love you
>>42253337I'd be too embarrassed to kick her out, it'd be kinda like a stray cat that just wanders in one day
>>42253338I figured you would be into kinkier things anyway after all your fighting talk rather than simply wanting to be clothed
>>42253359leave the door open and when she goes outside lock it if you want her out
>>42253359meow... i wish i could save up for cat ear surgery already no chaser will love me like this
>>42253346either way worrying about it doesn't help you. if you're getting evidence you pass it is worth just accepting you pass. nothing is clockier than a girl who is constantly scared someone might notice she is transsexual. also you are clearly spiraling a bit now fren like as i have said before i think this cycle you get stuck in does not serve you. be nicer to yourself! you name suits you>>42253360tsk such assumptions. plus as it happens like i get it like i don't think i have ever desired that specifically but like i understand the appeal lol
Just beat off to a tranny who didn't shave her ass and it was kinda hot in a way cant lie
>>42253372):< dont sabotage me this is my only chance at love
ai generated freemasons ad
>>42253375omg was it me. i do that
>>42253236:D a little husband, all to myself
>>42253375boymoder has sex with burger
>>42253393oh i like that video
>>42253354goodnight <3>>42253393is it me
>>42253354gngn!>>42253355yea exactly like i could have just shortened down my name and ended up with something that would have been still masc leaning but could also work as a girl name im more of a tomboy at best anyways>>42253356thats me :D>>42253374shoot i thought i was doing better maybe ur righti havent posted myself anywhere on the internet in like 2 days tho! that's progress!trying to remember to be nicer to myself...
>>42253398omg you know it too...
>>42253393going outside barefoot to stand in the snow before i look this up so i dont get a total boner because i havent played with myself all year and just the thought of this has me at half mast
>>42253411oh dude don't get too excited. https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/38117843/
>>42253374>such assumptionsWell you could speak up and prevent my need to assume but we may have another one of these scenarios mightn't we...
>>42253402of course... who do you think you're talking to....
>>42253420oh god i remember this lmao
Tranner that likes to suck the pp
>>42253426i didn't think you were even on the board at that point
>>42253437third day i was with my bf i sucked him off six times
>>42253438yeah i think i caught it on a rerun
>>42253385Gave em the ol minecraft block
>>42253437hello :3 hiiiiii :333
>>42253446choid who will let me do this to him
>>42253223The only wow players who aren't mentally ill are married with kidst.only still playing cause people rely on me
>>42253124cuddleable husband arms....
>>42253458once i kept going after the first time he came till he came again
>>42253446Damn in one day?
>>42253459i want to find a mentally ill one and turn him into married with kids :3
>>42253467Have you ever had a bf or are you a virgin
>>42253472ive had a couple bfs. i am very much not a virgin
>>42253375Post link please
>>42253476Hmmm on 2nd thought maybe you don't fit in with the osrs lot
>>42253483i feel like i have the soul of a virgin. even without the hymen i am similarly mentally ill and unpleasant to be around
>>42253491There was once a player who shit himself going for rank 1 smithing only to finish 2ndIf that sounds based then join us
>>42253420waited like 5 minutes for the video to load and i finally got to see one frame and immediately closed it
>>42253500god i want him so bad
Tranner that likes her pp sucked
>>42253464yeah!
would searching tinder for poly trans girls making their current bf start whoremoans then ghosting be a good bit?
Tranners that like to have my pp sucked.
>>42253491are you saying virgins are mentally ill and unpleasant to be around? that's mean
She doesn't love me she won't send a vid of her fucking a burger
>>42253526no sorry i meant osrs players
>>42253527dump her and date me instead i would absolutely do that>>42253524god bless outsourcing and automation
>>42253527you should send her one first. and maybe post it here too? pls
>>42253527if she does do it make sure its not shot in the least flattering way possible
>>42253522Yes very
i love my boyfriend
>>42253556Thanks babe
>>42253560what do u want for dinner im thinking sauerkraut
me and my robot bf are going to get himalayan food
>>42253568I want my cabbage and vinegar separate do you think you can wring some out for me
>>42253572yea no problem ill get right on it!!!
>>42253527an american has to subsidize the burger, and I have to call the burger a stupid unsustainable zogslut while I fuck it
>>42253482it was just old visceratio stuffsomelittlecrumbs did stuff like that too i think>>42253393what????>>42253387i like that thank you for that, i like bush too idk why, cuz i dont like any of that on cis girls
Quadruple texting the avoidant tranny when she doesn't respond instantly
>>42253597kinda need this im just sorta easily distracted and ill just space out instead of replying...>>42253594thats so funny... i want to study you
making my boymoder eat a burger every time we have sex so she gets hard when she’s around burgers
i quit wishing for a guy to come save me for years so is it okay if i do it a little just for today
>>42253472sonia has endured many a train
>>42253604Wouldn't work on Americans
>>42253610you know it baby. that wear pattern on the sex swing is in the exact shape of my spine you can make out my slipped disc
>>42253612do americans already associate burgers with sex?
>>42253608You need to reach the centre of the Zone if you want to have your wish granted, stalker
making my boymoder have sex with me every time she eats a burger so when we have sex she can enjoy thinking about a burger
>>42253616do uou not??>>42253621np thats easy... im a professional... leave it to me
i’m a burgermoder
>>42253632what is your wisdom
One gf like this pls
>>42253616Burgers are everything
>>42253634burgers are for sex
>>42253637hiiiiiiiiii
>>42253641thank you
>>42253637trannies don't look like that THOUGH
>>42253644You're from the UK bruv we are seas apart
>>42253650if u really loved me it wouldnt be a problem...
Resting my burger on top of her head while she is giving me a blowjob
thank god bronya is contained in that awful island
>>42253637i wish i had freckles on my shoulders ngl
this >>>/fit/76981195 dude has been posting about that chick with the exact same video and replies that follow for 4 years
>>42253666i mean i very much am not im going to be in uhhh. whats that city. its near new york. at least part time starting next year>>42253664why is this. so insanely ero
>>42253664burgjob
>>42253647that's true i have green eyes instead of blue and i don't wear my chemical romance shirts
How long would it take me to eat a plate of spaghetti with my hands pulling one strand out at a time?
>>42253685probably like 1000000 years
>>42253685you wouldnt be allowed to finish
>>42253681post eyes
good afternoon (but only to the hot trannies)
god i just switched from phoneposting to my pc and the captcha here is so fucking hard. wdym there's 5 options to pick from? and 3 stages? i failed it like two times on accident already
>>42253698what about the ugly ones? :(
>>42253707i wish them luck. Just dont look at me, talk to me and stay out of my way
i tried hollowing out and fucking an apple but my cocks so thick there wasnt much left so i had to ducttape the outside so it didnt fall apart and uhh i guess theres not much else to say it didnt feel that grate if theres any tranners looking for 7 and a quarter thick and slightly retarded hmu
telling my mtf im not woke enough for her v_v>>42252663sometimes i feel like im completely and utterly disgusted by my mother and brother's bodies but not my dad, stepmoms, or anyone elses in my family. so sometimes when i see that i kinda look like her it rly icks me out.>>42253637what if i have greenish gray eyes O~O>>42253597if i dated someone they would need to do this to me and i feel so bad about but i can be so bad at responding to texts sometimes even tho i don't have anything against them its just my own anxiety about any social engagement>>42253569robot trans gf x robot bf is v pure>>42253666bronya would do v well to leave terf island and we would better off for having her! she could move to New England or Nova Scotia or New York or New Brunswick or any new version of britain in the us or canada>>42253674i wish to be mogged by a /fit/ bf every time we have sex>>42253702its def a cconspiracy to get ppl to buy 4chan pass, i just fucking know it
>>42253692why though. they look like regular green eyes, you wouldn't be able to distinguish them from any other eye. they're kinda brownish actually depending on the lighting but green sounds cooler than brown
>>42253717I just straight quadruple text all the time anyway. Cuz I break up my messages.For no real reason sometimes. It's not even verycorrect grammarwise
>>42253685Probably not too long, because it'd be like 40 pieces
>>42253717good morning beautiful
>>42253713>7 and a quarter thickdo you actually mean 7 and a quarter in circumference? or just 7 and a quarter in length and also it's thick
>>42253713i think this is the hottest thing ever posted on here. i love that you did that. i want you so bad
>>42253637literally me ^^ (only the freckles i look like a moid)
>>42253721eye colour is like horoscopes for chuds
>>42253736what happened to this being the year of the girlmode….
i wish i had a smart bf who doesn't mind that i'm kinda dumb
>>42253727But I just googled how many are in a box and it says 180-200 pieces.
imagine a10 eyes in India.... destined for great things......
i have hazel with bits of green eyes but im spiritually A10 aryan sigma
my like. you know the diffuser thing with thing with the sticks. i half inched a maison margiela one and it made me feel like the most special girl in the whole world but it ran out so im replacing it today and the new one is. parma violet flavour. it smells good but i dont feel like the most special girl in the world anymore i just feel like a normal girl
>>42253607me on my choid body (i dont have one)
recently i have picked up a strange habit where after i do something that is very much not macho i impersonate macho man randy savage.for example i just finished baking some bread and it turned out great and i just impulsively went>hell yeah brotherwith the best impression i could managei only ever do this on my own and i fear the day i once again share company with a man and it happens accidentally
>>42253744manifesting this for us both. lets do a summoning circle
>>42253698well fuck you then
>>42253752this is the funniest thing ive ever heard please never stop
>>42253742i looked in the mirror for the first time this year :D
>>42253739what do green eyes mean? where can i consult the chuddy horoscope?
>>42253753its really easy to find that desu.. or maybe im just so retarded
>>422537317 and a quarter long and thick enough to damn near split an apple>>42253732im a deviant sweetheart, youve replied to a lot of my posts since i got here about a week or two ago, i feel like we kind of naturally gravitate towards each other
>>42253760ummm i think green means good luck in love this month and you should wear orange liner
>>42253717i was gonna say my tranny therapist but i deleted that and j wrote mtf, mb this is interpretable>>42253725i think thats different than quad texting, which would be like 4 separate messages in a row from u. like a set of texts at 8am, then another set at 10:30am, then some more the next morning, and then another set of texts that evening---would be like quad texting>>42253729good morning but did u ever consider that what if im ai. mb im fake and a computer program, would u still think im beautiful then?!?>>42253732ima be real trying and failing to fuck an apple is actuallly really sad>>42253739never heard a truer statement, they love race science the way a not like the other girls white woman loves tarot or astrology>>42253744i wish i had a smart bf who made me feel kinda dumb and i constantly had to try and be smart around him but he would be effortlessly smarter>>42253752wait i do a very similar thing to this, its just not specifc to macho man randy savage, i like rly lower my voice for it too
>>42253760it means you will likely grow up to be a politician who does evil stuff alongside drumpf
>>42253753we need to do the agp dance as part of the ritual
>>42253760green blue or green hazel.. green hazel means puppy-cute. green blue means hot.
>>42253766its sooooooo hot i dont know something about it is just like. its the combination of the desire and the frustration is like <33>>42253763hehehe it must be fate...
>>42253755you are pretty hot, babe. stop being so humble
>>42253766I also do that too. I just like sharing my thoughts with my partner throughout the day. I don't expect them to respond right away or necessarily at all, just something I do. I also like to just text when I'm thinking of them to let them know I am and that I love them. But been a while since I've been in a nice relationship like that
>>42253766yeah you get it. i think i just like how hell yeah brother rolls off the tongue and think its funny to call myself a macho man>>42253757all well and good until i'm hanging out with some lad and freak him out
>>42253762dont flex your victory over us hopeless femcels...
>>42253782if he doesn't get it he's not the one
>>42253784you're not a real femcel im a real femcel
>>42253770nya nya nya ^_^
green eyes are very cute if i could choose my eye colour it would be a green shade
>>42253789you have a boyfriend and i am sitting on the floor in a dark room losing a wrestling match with an air freshener
>>42253796yeah but only 1 boyfriend not like 4 so its femcel territory
>>42253800every girl deserves 4 boyfriends i agree. bare minimum for survival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibi3BrvmUHothis one of my fav song but nobody reacted to it like 3 weeks ago so im gonna post it again
Hello everyone :-)
Snorkeling. That's the post.
>>42253823like sexually or
>>42253819hey rach how's the racist sex pesting and sissy cding going?
>>42253766you have to tell me right now if youre computer if youre computer i m cutting you off forever
18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES I LOVE YOU <3 <3 <3
>>42253819love this little tranny like you wouldn't believe it
>>42253771ok i finally got a good picture. is this green blue or green hazel?
>>42253838green blue. very cute anon
>>42253766>ima be real trying and failing to fuck an apple is actuallly really sadi never meant to hurt you. i never meant to make you cry
>>42253838this is green blue!
>>42253819Post ass
>>42253838holy shit that's such a good photo... you have really beautiful eyes mine are kinda similar... i think its common for green eyes to be sorta brown near the umm what's it called. the hole. the eyeussy. and then bluer towards the edge of the iris. your sclera is so clear and healthy you must sleep well... im jealous...
>>42253848i want to fuck your eyeussy
>>42253838pretty eyes
>>42253852... hot
>>42253838How did you even take a photo this clear of your own eye
fuck my shitty brown eyed life, destined to be a sanitation worker forever........
>>42253746Yeah and there are 8 servings in a box
>>42253787hitting him with a >hell yeah brotherwhen he's balls deep as a shit test
>>42253863its common sense in times like these
>>42253863I'd probably have to take a break from laughing too much
/transbianblogpostinggen/
>>42253861i just dont agree
>>42253857my phone has a macro lens built in. or is that standard in phones nowadays? idk. but here's a better one and without the contact lenses i forgot to take off
>>42253861Sure, which is one meal. I'm human sized, I eat all of the food.
>>42253819how the turntables
>>42253837<3>>42253845That wouldn't be appropriate for this board sir.
>>42253881what does this mean
>try to watch porn>find one with a hot guy>he has a horrible british accent>forced to turn it off>find another video>the guy has no eyebrows>literally no eyebrows>completely turned offi'm going back to my YA fantasy romance
>>42253875people will be able to scam you with those pictures in >5 years thanks to our tech overlords
just went into the woman's bathroom and I made my skirt go spinny ^_^ but I forgot I wasn't wearing underwear woopsies hehehe :3 fuck my shitty trans bean life!!
>>42253702Yeah I just never post on desktop anymore because of itGreat job hiroshimoot
>>42253838>>42253875the fibres in these giving me some sort of trypophobia. eyes are so cool.
>>42253781thats THE ideal for me. especially if there's not a expectation for response, just like, i wanted to share a thought. like sometimes ill send my friends a heart when im thinking about them but i don't need to have a convo other than just acknowledging that i love and care about them>>42253782sometimes i love pulling up w very bro language, like saying that something is "absolutely fucking sick dude" "that's like mad fucked up my guy">42253789i've had no sex for 2 years, when do i become a card carrying femcel?>>42253829if i was a computer i'd hope to be a well liked computer or computer program :)>>42253843its rly okay, i forgive you <3
>>42253875looks like a black sunis every eye like this?
>>42253875you can really see the structure of the iris... i want to take one like this of me now
>>42253882my 2026 resolution is to fuck your ass, Rach. i will always remind you of that
>>42253725This is a very good strat to get someone accidentally dopamine-junkying off your burst notifications if they have attachment issues
>>42253895Yes unless something is wrong with you. It's harder to see in darker eyes without good lighting
this thread starts to make a lot more sense when you realise that most of the men here do not want to talk with women and 90% of the times the word 'transbian' gets mentioned its actually meaning 'woman i wish would shut up'. it has nothing to do with same sex attraction its literally just that they do not like when girls here talk. that confuses me because if i was a man i would want to talk somewhere that had a lot of girls hanging out
>>42253889yeah it looks like some sort of fungus near the center
If Scilla comes around tell him I want to talk.
>>42253895
If you like these you should look at even higher res ones online, the eye structure is incredibly cool and beautiful. It looks like stardust
>>42253913We want to talk to womenwe don't want to talk to troons
>>42253890yeah i do the same lol. i enjoy it when someone hears it and reacts like its really weird and uncharacteristic.>>42253868honestly the best sex i have had has been the sort where you can both laugh so thats fine probably>>42253867exactly
>>42253911i have boring brown eyes so makes sense. >>42253918really makes you thinkman, God is greate, he really thought of every little detail when creating us and the universe
>>42253224Ooh my chaser plays guitar :swoon:
>>42253918i wish the universe actually looked like the images on the right in visible light, without the color grading and overlaying many photos in invisible wavelengths on each other they did here
>>42253890Yeah I'd hope you'd respond on occasion but there's no general expectation. I just really like it
>>42253918i'm sorry to be a spoil sport but all the images here other than the eye have been edited a lot or else only look that way as a result of specific perspectives. it is interesting but most of these images are very much products of human creativity.
>>42253913we don't want to talk, we want to eat bussy
What do I get from maccas lads
trans gf that sends message bursts throughout the day x bf that reacts one of them when he thinks shes donetrans gf that talks his ear off at night x bf that makes appropriate faces to show her he's listening
>>42253938i always get a double fish sandwich
>>42253938jr chicken sweet chili
>>42253938a gf
>>42253887trying to catch your penis in my mouth like when someone sprays a water hose at a dog
hmm. mine didn't exactly. come out as well.
are we posting eyeballs yay
>>42253913It's a vocal minority. I enjoy talking.
>>42253941>trans gf that sends message bursts throughout the day x bf that reacts one of them when he thinks shes doneThis is the way to do it
>>42253875stealing this so i can break into the vault w ur eye print>>42253918outer space gas structures are very cool! i wish there was more astronomy in every day life, like i would pay a lot of money for a hologram projector that would have like a screen saver situation for displaying various things in space like nebulas or stars or dot points of black holes>>42253913trvke>>42253925i like to think that the ppl around me find it funny and endearing and not annoying>>42253931ya ofc there would be even frequent responses, the expectation just wouldn't be universally necessitated, maybe this is just the avoidant pd in me but like that would make me feel so comfortable!!>>42253929just color grade ur eyes loser
>>42253938i really like the fries
bf who tells me to shut up sometimes
>>42253925we aint playing sex out here homie we fucking for real we ten toes down standing on bizness
>>42253959I'll remember this when we start dating then. Cool that you're into it too. I always worry it's just annoying
>>42253959holds your boobies
>>42253950>>42253951hsts>>42253875autistic agp
>>42253913it's extra funny in euro hours which are more girl dominanted when someone is like WOW THIS THREAD IS SO WOMEN FOCUSED THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR MEN TO TALK ABOUT. my friend come hang out we love you we're just talking to each other cause its quiet
No way in hell I'm uploading my iris here>>42253951Youre the Finn I take it?
>>42253961If you're doing some realllll stupid brainworming I probably will
>>42253974dont you EVER call me hsts again
>>42253978>No way in hell I'm uploading my iris herewhy not??? please?
>>42253951last thing you see before you get stabbed to death
https://youtu.be/aNvcHzMogj4?si=yWgWM7lLyf9sPQwe
>>42253991Cute as always
playing satisfactory like the stupid little agp femcel i am. im going to make the bigggggggest factory and produce umm. whatever it is you make in this. hopefully rtheres' some type of cube
>>42253974trvke>>42253978no that's marie i'm sneedishamerican>>42253990i wouldn't do that
>>42253991she’s so sexy, bros
>>42253951Looking creepy as hell here
couldn’t get a good pic but I think it’s a funny pic :)
>>42254001never say never. you probably would in an extreme fit of rage
>>42254005you have such pretty lashes!!!
boring brown eyes :(
>>42254000have you ever played factorio? it's so much better than satisfactory imo. much more agp too
>>42254005
>>42253987I was coping either my cameras fucked or I am I swear I had A20s but the picture came out an alien grey that isnt close to anything on the chart
>>42254003i look dazzling>>42254010i'm at peace with the world THOUGH
>>42254005holds your testicles
>>42254015cute kiria!
>>42254019hehe i played a little factorio but im kinda too stupid to be good at it. but i think its really fun!!! i have mindustry too im going to try. i want to become agp at any cost necessary... i dont want to be a stupid tranny forever.. im a smart tranny
>>42254005this was also the least dilated i could get it for some reaason rn>>42254013clear mascara!>>42254020i fucking love how happy this guy gets, it makes me happy!>>42254026dont have em
>>42254015Cute, I like brown eyes
>>42254021:O a shiny... i want you
>>42254015I could get lost in those beautiful eyes forever
>>42254015you have an EXCELLENT eye shape. if you ever get into wearing eyeshadow you are going to come to appreciate it very quickly. you are blessed...
Are love potions real?
please steal my biometric profile
>>42254033thats so chic... maybe i should try it
>>42254033holds your empty change purse
>>42254050you a cop?
>>42254053trans destined to change the course of fate, make history, etc
>>42254022i mean if you found out your bf cheated on you for example
>>42250968I fell asleep and slept in it pretty comfortablyStill as backed up as last nightIt's genuinely so over for me
>>42254035when i was a kid i had blonder hair and much lighter eyes but bc i grew up in an area that had much more asian, ME, hispanic, and south asian ppl i was v insecure that i didn't have dark hair and brown eyes lol>>42254054its great bc u can't fuck it up, it takes like 20 seconds and instantly makes u look just a little bit better. its like a daily driver for me atp>>42254055thank u for accommodating queer bodies
>>42254063i would just break up with him
I feel glad to have matured enough to no longer have any desire to share pictures of my eyes to 4chan.
>>42254005i thought this was a hole pic from the thumbnail lol
>>42254060>etcwhat etc. what else are they destined to do? i never got what they meant by that in that graph since "changing the course of history" is already pretty broad
>>42254081I'm proud of you.
>>42254083have sex with a burger
t60
>>42254081imagine the attention you'd get though
>>42254027>>42254035>>42254041ty,........>>42254046i have zero experience with eye area makeup besides using some mascara once in a while lol so idk why you say that. i need to buy an eyeshadow palette and a liquid eyeliner and start experimenting
chaser eye
>>42254071you loved him too much to simply accept his cheating
>A30not even gonna waste my time uploading the picture since no cute tranner would ever want an ethnic piece of shit like me even though i am a really nice guy. its over
>>42254092are these your eyes? if so they are beautiful
>>42253997Thx anon. I don't feel too good about myself today>>42254002You can't even see nuffin
>>42254105Chaser hereYeah, checks out, those are the eyes of someone who won't take no for an answer, just like mineTYBC (Thank You Based Chaser)
>>42254092you will not be reaching the gates of agartha
>>42254112I already know what you look like (long time fan)
>>42254094If I wanted attention I'd go outside and get some its really not special once you have a bit more self esteem.>>42254085Thank you
>>42254119Shes my +1
i really want attention but i dont know how to get it
>>42254111those are my eyes! thank you! i tried doing the thing that everybody did with the flash so i could show the iris more but i closed them in every photo and my eyes hurt now >>42254119i own the place vrochacho
>>42254109post it and stop being so pathetic
>>42254131hold your hair up and I will smooch the back of your neck
>>42254060howd you get all that. all im getting is wow my eyelids are fucked and look like raw chicken>>42254090yk how ppl call aspergers "assburgers"? if we go by that then yeah i've done that i don't think i've ever had sex without it being that.
>>42254131Like irl?
>>42254131I bet you'd get a lot of (you)s if you fucked a burger
>>42254131What about me and you have sex together and slowly upload clips of it to the thread?You'll be farming attention for a long time
>>42254097new<<>>42254097new<<>>42254097new<<
burgya
i know how to get a bf but i'm too lazy to do it
>>42253903Against my will?
>>42254132>i tried doing the thing that everybody did with the flash so i could show the iris more but i closed them in every photo and my eyes hurt nowlol sorry you had to go thru that worth it on my end
>>42254153if it ever comes to that
>>42254066>when i was a kid i had blonder hair and much lighter eyes Yeah me too actually, dark brown hair and basically black eyes these days, but both were much lighter, coppery hair with almost blonde on it
lovely bowl of pasta, very garlicky
>>42254131and u deserve it, ur like a rly cool person
>>42254112Something wrong?
>>42254209*Eats your pasta*
>>42254306thats not fair... i made that for me ;-;
>>42254364You snooze you loose stu!
>>42254409youre so mean
>>42254209can i offer some gentle critique that i think will knock your pasta up a level
>>42254448And you love it.
>>42254470sure go ahead>>42254480i do...
>>42254486>i do...That's one of the reasons why I like you stu!
Are you ready?
>>42254576yes
>>42253918Woah colors match
everybody has moved on to the new one already
I haven't
