I ordered some thigh highs from Amazon, but got them delivered to a post office a little away from where I live to be a bit more discreet. I went to pick them up, and for some reason Amazon just decided not to fucking package them, just putting my name etc on the bag.I was in my regular boy clothes (I’m not trans, just a femboy I guess) and was trying to act normal and then I saw the bright pink striped thigh highs in the hands of the poor lady who had to serve me. Worst of all , there was a guy around my age in line right behind me… I stuffed them away in my bag as quickly as I could.Thank you Amazon for making me look like a fag for the sake of saving a square foot of cardboard.
Eek. Bad opsec. Amateur move. The correct way to obtain these things is lurk the local laundromat and steal then out of the dryer. Wear a heavy coat and sunglasses and a fake nose to be discreet.
>>42253275>makes you look like a fag It's ok anon be who you wanna be
>>42253275do they no longer have the option to ship in amazon packaging?
>>42253308There’s a difference between me being a regular, slightly femme looking guy in public, to me carrying around bright pink thigh highs :(
>>42253309I can’t remember if I saw that option to be honest. Usually my stuff just comes in a small box.
amazon is supposed to box sensitive items but if the item info is wrong or a week one packer is lazy and the QC guy at the end of the conveyor DGAF it can slip through.Always select "this item is a gift" and just put whatever in the note section, this makes it so the packer's screen cant possibly show to ship it without a package, and it prints out a little note that needs to be put in a box with the item.t. warehouse wagie
>>42253720most people don't consider clothes to be a sensitive item
>>42253275just don't go back to the post office for another 2 months. They will forget all about you and very likely the postal workers have much weirder encounters to talk about.
They probably just assumed it’s for your girlfriend
>>42253816I’m not sure if I look like the type to have a girlfriend lol…
>>42253275suck it up billy. I buy all my panties and thigh highs in person...t.femboi not a tranny
>>42253275order your shit to lockers like a normal faggot
>>42254044Yeah well I’m not as brave as you, and also I think I’d die if embarrassment buying panties in person. I’ve always just ordered them online.
>>42254107I’ve done it before but they’re further than the post office >:( And even then, the same thing could still basically happen if they don’t package something properly, and I’m just pulling out girls clothes in front of everyone.
>>42253275omg that made me cringe lol, something similar happened to me actually... I ordered a dildo to a post office, it was packaged in a cardboard box, not suspicious at all. but when the guy scanned it and i could see the look on his face change lmao. i guess he must have seen what i had ordered, or at least the website i ordered from. kinda embarrassing, not nearly as bad as your story though.
>>42254118i am just a regular girl but it's really not a big deal to buy panties
>>42254139Breaking News: Woman buys women’s clothes in person.
>>42254137Not gonna lie I think I’d rather have what happened to me happen to be honest. I’ve ordered like chastity cages and stuff before though and picked them up in person and was scared that something similar would happen. Now that I think of it, I really hope that the people who scan and hand you your package from Amazon don’t get a screen telling them what it is, otherwise I’m probably known as the local degen faggot to some of them without knowing it…
>>42253275HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>42254130you can just quickly put them in a bag without anyone seeing exactly what the package is though, is your locker so busy that there's a queue and everyone is staring at you?
>>42254552:((((
>>42253275awwwww poor little thing x3
>>42254561A locker is better sure but there are ones in like big stores a lot of the time, and anyone passing by could see what you’re retrieving I guess.
>>42253275Nobody cares. I can't stress this enough: nobody gives a fuck.You must be 18 to post here.
>>42254647What does my age have to do with anything? I’m in my 20s now, but that doesn’t mean I don’t get embarrassed or stressed sometimes and need to vent.
>>42254196Yeah it was a bit embarrassing, but not too bad imo. he didn't say anything about it, nobody actually saw what i bought except for the guy scanning it. im sure he has forgotten about it by now as well lol
>>42254815Why are you in your 20s being a femboy...I stopped that when I was 13...
>>42255692How old were you when you started then, wtf? Also I’m a femboy cos I’m not a troon… if you wanna call me something else (sissy, twink, faggot), then be my guest I guess…
>>42255692Nta but its fun and I never unironically identify with the label outside the Internet because that’s cringe as shit. Although I should get some cuter more unique outfits than just Amazon pink stripe programmer socks. I got a few full agp gooner outfits ;33. >>42253275That’s like something that I am the most scared of happening lol, why I never ship things to my house. But you shipped it to a box somewhere else I guarantee nobody gives a shit. The other end is also probably right. They’re gonna assume it’s for someone else or just not care. Your good fag
>>42253275Based. Amazons doing the right thing. Id rather the world save 8 billion sq feet of cardboard for all their customers than not make you look like a degenerate (which you are)
Deserved for terrible fashion choice
