I just want to feel desired edition old >>42217692
>>42255517trannies are desired by chasers (closet homos) and transbians (closet homos)
>>42255563thats not always an issue
Does mtfg prefer to grind or bounce?
Honestly rly nice year so far>accepted that the friendship and hobby is gone>spending more time with coworkers after work via phone>got to do my first union rep work >got to train a bunch of newbies>got a raise>cleaned my apartment>new diy projects going well>got a new couch>slowly working on my internalized tranaphobia >coworker I phone with the most (like 4 to 8 hrs per day) cooks amazing food for me>actually managed to prep some meals for onceIdk, thus far the year is going well
>>42255688We tops prefer the bounce, but the secret best one is the slow rhythmic combo of the two. Hard to explain. >>42255699Ugh you missed my flirtations prev thread :(
>>42255699>gabs on the phone for 4-8 hrs a day instead of posting text online like a male autistic You are a real woman
>>42255737No I didn't, you didn't reply back ya dingus ^^
>>42255757I mean the ones just a sec ago before the archive >:)
>'we tops'>has a 4 inch brown weener >sucked Frytato's penis lol
>>42255764Ohhh just saw, that would be one good looking child we'd have if you're genes are the dominant ones >>42255755Wauwzies
>>42255775Put up or shut up anon :3>>42255795I'd rather them have your lovely eyes:3
>>42255699>>accepted that the friendship and hobby is gonewhat is the story behind this?
>our childlol you guys are still the craziest people on this board
>>42255818do you shave your body hair or do you not have any? let me see your ass
>>42255826Perfectly natural for me to impregnate a bio woman like my friend ayden. I am a man afterall. >>42255837Are you gay or something? I'm a dude lmao
>>42255850Are you still on hrt? Let's see that fat ass you look thick
Just read through the entire thing>milking /pol/ACKs and /b/roskies for money is le bad>make transphobes pay for my rent 5 months in a row Idk what happened, forgot I used to be this based>>42255818We have the same eye colour silly>>42255823Not much of a story, cissoid be doing cissoid stuff and outing me and I don't appreciate that
Navy is clapmeat for bbc
>>42255869I'm not, my ass is flat, and yes it's bigger than my wrist. Don't be gay tho anon, I'm a fellow chaser >>42255874Me and ayden if trump ever stops being president >>42255881Mines way yuckier hazel version :p
>>42255881they kicked you out of your hobby?
>>42255917Nah, they're to get lost in
>>42255917You have no hair on your arm or leg and they look pale and girly. I know you like sex with cis men, let's see that fat ass ma'am
>>42255929No, but he and I share the same hobby and I don't wish to be outed at the hobby
>>42255931Ack i blushed. Sposed to be me seducing you rn!>>42255942Bro what my arm is like that of a gorilla see?
>>42254413show tum (:k
>>42255994I need this tummy to rest my head on and look into your eyes all day tbqhOhhh and I got another star on my unis shoulder flaps now
i want to have sex with all the trannies of this thread
>>42256042You can do that, or anything else you want down there while you look up into my eyes ;;;)
even navy is she fucks me and gives me brain damages like rouge
>>42256070Oh don't worry I'll find something to keep me busy
>>42256090id rather not but if its only the way ok
>>42256014I got a pic for ants if thatll do it?
>>42256087Lmao good times>>42256094Ill be sure to return the favor as many times as you can take.
>>42256127O_O'Elfi tummy lewd af wth
>>42256127ugh desireable..
>>42256127where do i sign
she is literally me
>>42256139You're cruel, getting me all blushing while I should prep my uni for tomorrow and head off to bed
>>42256206Something nice to imagine while you're trying your best to dream of me :pGood luck at uni btw mine starts on Monday
>>42256206Are you a professor?
>>42256155baka hugboxer>>42256170you're welcome to grab...>>42256180Traditionally signatures go on dotted lines
>>42256219Oh I certainly will dream of those beautiful eyes and this gorgeous bodyUni as in uniform sillyGiving a speech tomorrow so it gotta look nice and proper>>42256220See above
>>42256228Is truth fren I'm sorry but illegal for me to say more :3>>42256262Oooh my bad, sorry I was distracted thinking about all that stuff I'm going to do to you once travel is safer~
>>42256307Vgh frfrNo worries I can't think straight round you too
>>42256334Such a sweetheart. Dw it will feel straight when your face meets the pillow.
>>42256434congrats anon way to go
hi my dearest my wonderful friends, I am so cold right now, I am making myself some souppls remember to keep warm and think of me and pray a lil when ur all cozy so I can be cozy tooty
>>42256434gj anon on passing, keep at it and you'll find a bf. Weight cycle if you're concerned about weight but just give it time and you'll find someone>>42256658>chiikawafoid brained
>>42256673pls! uh! I liked it before it got popular!also has anyone else noticed that chiikawamarket has been lagging recently, like ever since they added that new checkout system hmmmhi elfi hru???
>>42256894brap
>>42255563transbians are closeted straggots tho
>>42257036not that closeted...>>42256767im alri thanks, just playing elden ring, then poe2, had some job interviews recently. Regular life kinda crap>>42256894can always pushup if needed
I have the biggest tits in the family and I still get ghosted or seen only as a piece of sex meat.
>>42257477My mom ghosted me after sex too . Feels humiliating.
>>42257477I’m flatter than newspaper and get schizos constantly
ewhttps://voca.ro/1dFpSFatKvBZ
>>42258005Nasely fag voice
>>42257430lotta cisgirls have that separation too. Push ups help, also when putting on a bra you should lean forward and scoop into the cup if its properly fitted. the girls over at abrathatfits put together a pretty good calculator and explanations of it all
>>42255881Yes, being a mentally ill whore posting 400+ pics of yourself putting pencils in your ass and pussy on /b/ for a CRUMB of money (and doing poorly too because you are too ugly to actually get more than a few people to donate) is pretty bad. But rest assured, Navy would still fuck you. As he fucks pretty much anyone willing it appears.
is this randomly like beanboy or hayato trying to bully ayden its weird and out of nowhere
How tight is your boypussy?
>>42257477Sorry cutie but trannies are just sex meat. Now why don't you show us those tits?
>>42259218It's manic
>>>/r9k/83595340everybody really hates us
>>42258336Who cares unc ah nigga
>>42260357Shhh princess don't cry. Don't cry those sweet, sweet, sissy tears. Chasers love you and that's all you need. Now why don't you show us some ass or tits out of gratitude.
>>42260479With friends like these who needs enemies.
You have to admit she's cute as hell broz
>>42260577That's a tranny fs
>>42260618God i hope so
>>42260577Hands, chin and forehead are too small
>>42260501Come on we're not that bad. Chasers have always stuck by trannies.
U know what veroucka is?
Ngl porridge is a p good breakfast>>42259218Idek how this would be bullying like it reads an autistic fit over some random "info dump" on me taking it as gospel>42258336lol, lmao evenVery hormonal post nona
>>42260698Yeah, but there's such a thing as being too sexually aggressive and sometimes the line is crossed.
>>42260698Fuck off you have your own general your invasion of this space shows what a creep you are
>>42260357>>42260501Grendel I want to fuck you Infront of your fiance/wife
>>42260948keep it in your pants, dude
What would you do if you found out there was a person in the world impersonating you? Would you be really flattered and want to be their friend and want to have sex with him? That's what trannies think that women are going to do. It was only a matter of time until women figured out that most of you guys are straight men most of you guys want to be lesbians most of you guys fantasize about being lesbians all day and jerking your little clitty. If I found out that someone was impersonating me I would be so creeped out I would want nothing to do with him.
>>42260812Nah I was just joking around, sometimes I pretend to be an obnoxious pervert to troll.
>>42260934Without chasers here this general would be dead
>>42261170wrong but would still be preferable
>>42255563>bisexuals are chased by bisexualsyepit's that gampy gamp brain
>>42255944>nooooo now they know I'm ItMtFtEtMtT!!lol
ayden is the classic case of cis women wanting tranny cred without actually having to be one
where are your friends tonight?where are your friends tonight?where are your friends tonight?
https://voca.ro/12c4XuaPSjtOhow do I make my voice less painful to listen to
>>42257331ohhh sounds fun, I saw an art book earlier called like alternative wizardry daphne and apparently it's like a game, but I don't really play games, but it looked interesting so i might try since I'm snowed in iunnogood luck w/ the job interviews elfi, I hope u get a nice job, I know everyone says that but I really do hope so tbqh>>42258336gosh I wish someone would love me that much ngl>>42260768happy breakfast nglI could go for some porridge right about now but I'm all out tbqh>>42261093I mean it has already happened a few times before, and just feels kind of weird...like they never tried to be friends or anythingI just felt like oh wells, hope u have more fun being me than I did, and left them to it igalso ur story is just weird and doesn't really hit the point like I suppose u thought it might, like I don't think anyone that has actually experienced that gets confused and thinks it's like transition even if they hate trans ppl iunno>>42262726it's okay anon I like it, it's not painful at all imhoiunno what ur talking about tho
Man, it's way too fucking cold to be working outside rnFml>>42262474>literally posted that I'm cis last thread>"acktually you're this sausage of letters"lol>>42262653Wauw I got hella cred tho?>>42263017FGo get some tbqh it's delicious a f
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
>>42263068aww can't u just call in sick and bring me some hot porridge tho?it's kind of a medical emergency, so....>>42263086truuuue but i don't see u making a difference!!!
>>42263149Issue is I have to give a speech to the newbies today so sadly I can't
>>42263068wanting
>>42263154oh wells, better go inspire the next generation
how do i get over brainwormsany time i express feelings of how i prefer girldick to srs vaginas i feel super guilty and weird and like 99.9% of people i tell this to (all mtfs) are either like "wow, hot..." or "thats okay! its not wrong to have a preference" but it still makes me FEEL like im hurting someone somehow. and then the 1/100 people will say something and like BAM my mental state is destroyed and i feel evilwhat the fuck am i even supposed to doi'm already on hrt if being a girl isnt enough to make the thoughts go away wtf am i supposed to do
>>42263017>not painful at all imhoidk I think it sounds terrible and manly and poorly spoken plus I stutter sometimes and it sucksI was talking about computer game stuff
>>42263203It's ok for cute trans girls to prefer dick. Its only bad with chasers and hons do
>>42263215yea but im always a hon and chaserpeople fuck me and say im hot but they just wanna get laid or w/e
>>42263219If they are attractive and are seen in public with you then you're probably cute enough to prefer dick
>>42263233ig so...i just dont wanna be evil or chasery or hurt people i guessi'd rather be sad than bad
>>42263243I have spoken
does your dad having a bigger dick than you make you a tranny
>>42263203Think how your bedroom preferences don't define your womanhood 24/7. You are always a woman and womanhood isn't something that only happens between your legs.
>>42263264i know...its not logical. it just wont go away. thinking in emotions makes more sense even though that's stupid
>>42263149do you want to see my penis
>>42263269I'm guessing you feel like you are making all mtfs less valid by keeping your pp.But you are also making intersex more valid.
>>42263300idk... i just dont want an srs vagina, to be honest. i dont thin ktheyre bad i just dont want one.i wish the worms would just go away, like i can function without people knowing irl but it fuckin sucks dude
>>42263213nah, it's cute, definitely on the fem side of the bell cruves>>42263293not particularly, I'm kind of the biggest prude here anonI'm just super exclusive like that ngl
>>42263338that’s very disappointing, i will look at it alone then
Pic relater the difference between a 20+ midshit transitioner and a youngshit that started at 12
>>42263293i do
>>42263433but i was not asking you anon
i love all you trannies! <3
>>42263426don't youngshits get really tall because e
>>42263443it was worth a shot
>>42263426italians aint beating the brainrot allegations with this one
>>42263457>italians aint beatingthere's no need to clarify, you could end the sentence with anything and it would still be correct
>>42263469wrong>egg whites>meat>women>rugs>drums
sigh
I'm sure she's coming back. Any day now
>>42264519:))
>>42264519hey i'm here
>>42264853Omg is it really you?
>>42263448no. they get really tall from lack of e. giving them puberty blockers without a hormone causes lanklets because the bones don't receive a signal to stop growing that is triggered by having a dominant hormone.
I did my first shot a week ago why does it still ache
>>42264877you got prankedprankedranked
>>42264898That's okay my spirit has already been crushed long ago
What's a good solution for when legs are still kinda wobbly hours later? Asking for a fren
>>42265029Why are your legs wobbly? Did your boypussy just get fucked?
>>42265066Went for walk in the snow
>>42264889oh that's right, it's what creates all the six foot femboys and manlet meat men too, an irony of biology
>>42260439>mentally ill man who wants to fuck other mentally ill men in the ass giving a "unc ahh nigga" replyGot it lmao
>>42265075yeah SURE
>>42265332Im chad top wym
>>42265446i try not to be disrespectful
>>42255517mtf trannies are going to age terribly right? Like once your soft-tissue starts getting wrecked you are going to show your masculine skulls. I reckon twinkhons will just become hons when they are older.
>>42255688I prefer to push back until he takes control and pounds my prostate
live laf lovechop those weiners off girls
>>42265930ew
sighh
>>42265589just try to stop doing that age thing ig
I remember days when the sun shone, and laughter could be heard from the thread.
what if instead of beanboy it was beanbeanboy like bling bling boy from johnny test
It annoys me that the cocks thread on /gif/ is full of tranny pictures. I just wanna jack off to hung guys. gamps ruin everything
No qott how sad.Im starting to deeply hate my job. Its been a harsh week. Someone not in my dept decided to turn all the lights on which wouldnt be a big deal if they weren't super bright and intense and had a 4 bulb non covered fluorescent light EVERY 3 TILES so everywhere i look im staring into a light if I dont look down at thr floor all day. Super annoying. Ontop of that, were having our busiest week in months. I cant wait for it to finally end. Thinking of calling in but I cannot afford to not work. Hiding in the bathroom rn I just unleashed a god awful nuke in here
>>42265589My cope is that cis women after menopause get manly looking.
>>42266831It annoys me that some trannies have monster cocks and get paid to jack off for men. The trannies that get posted on /gif/ are pros selling ween for money. Trannies are most valued as big dick men that can use their dicks and the whole thing is gross.
>>42266864>>42265589We're going to age better than cis women because we're never going to hit menopause. Our soft tissue will be in much better shape than theirs. cis women wouldn't have to hit it either nowadays, but most of them are retarded and want to "age naturally". We will also be generally healthier and have less cognitive decline. Being a tranny isn't all bad
>>42266890I don't like that either, but I support anytranny in getting that bag. I find it bizarre that a cock thread without any further qualification ends up being half trannies though. You'd think most people who want to look at cocks want to see them on men but apparently I'm wrong
>>42266890Im honestly amazed at half of them having the length they do and being able to cum. Im 2.5 years hrt and its shrunk to like half size and I dont make cum.
>>42266908It's like to you want to be valued as a woman who provides positive female attributes to a partner, or as a big cock futa for perverts? Most trannies go with the former because they have no female qualities to offer anybody. >You'd think most people who want to look at cocks want to see them on men but apparently I'm wrongGo to /hm/ for that. There's no trannies on hm.
>>42266942If they have white cum, they've gone off hrt to shoot the video. The huge cock part is possible if you had a big one before hrt and use topical T
>>42266942They must be taking male virility supplements and doing dick Pilates daily to keep it active.
>>42266953not really about what we want to be valued for when there's a lot of money on the line and expensive surgery to be paid for
i wish i was valued idc the reason
>>42267028your organs are worth something
>>42267054that’s the nicest thing i heard so far this yearthanks anon
>>42267055the dose is kind of irrelevant, get your bloods done to make sure they're ok, but even then what matters is how you feel, 4mg seems a little lower than average I usually see 6mg, are you on a blocker too?
>>42267138hrt is a fountain of youth and the world doesn't know it yet because the first generation of trannies not wrecked by hiv and universal homelessness is just coming into middle age
Fountain of youth here ..
>>42267411White person in australia, doesnt count. She needs to shave though
>>42267411who is that
>>42267411Kinda crazy that we are prob the same age. How're yall today btw?
>>42267468sheen
>>42267496wow you're gorg, why boymoding?
>>42264519Yes anon we all miss Kate but she is living her good life as some handsome rich man's wife. He is prob high caste too!
>>42267543Silly anon I am far too old and hideous for such compliments. I appriciate you tho <3
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door.She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake,And now it's only 4 ft 4.
>>42267497>>42267411is that really sheen?? she's looking good if it is tbqh>>42267496is that sun damaged skin? I like how it contours ur face like that, looks pretty ngllike a sort of rugged outdoorsy look but also actually cute iunno
>>42267553The musician? Good for her
>>42267496Unc with gud puss
>>42267648No thats Neko. She's American not Australian.
Do chasers like getting rimmed?
I wish I could find a rich person to look after me nglI'll be honest tho, most ppl w/ some wealth that took any interest in me acted kind of sociopathic so iunno...>>42267664oh no, why would ppl lie like that to me on the internet... sigh...
>>42267138hontra is that you?
>>42267725Why do you post the most male brained woman hating take here? As a joke but also revealing too much how you really are
>>42267229THIS IS NOT HELPING ME REP!
>>42267648Yea freckles from the sun that meet up with a bit of a burn scar from stuff when I was a kid.>>42267651Wishful thinking on my part ofc, I have no actual info>>42267656Bad edit, I still look mildly cute here you should mess with it and lil more
>>42267767If you're trying to rep and going on here, you're doing it wrong
>>42267780>2023 >3 years ago grim that
>>42267780I'll choose to believe itAbout my person too
>>42267815Still newer than what you posted. Pretty sure your edit is still older than 2023 lmao. Here's a new one I refrain from posting after an old friend split about it. >>42267831It's good to have hope for people :)
>>42267780aww, I'm sorry u got burnedwhy did u stop transition tho???we never got to know each other so I have no idea about anything, but u look like u were cute and feminine iunnoI guess iunno why ppl do it in the first place either hmmmdon't let anons get to u tho imho>>42267831>>42267842pls manifest good thing for me too
>>42267875Can't really stop transition after 10 years of hrt and ffs, I'm just going to always look fem. Just stopped Using the hrt pronouns and such during a long depression as a way to help get out of it. Seemed to help so here we are. Also dw the anon doesn't get to me i just like posting selfies cause I know it infuriates them :3>manifestingI already do
>>42267901>I already doaww ty, it means a lot to me, I know sometimes it seems like that's just what ppl say, but it really does mean a lot nglu are very brave posting so many pictures and not being afraid of who u are and where life has taken u iunnoI hope u also have good things in ur life, like somebody to keep u warm during the winter
>>42267942I'm already very very lucky these days. You should use the manifesting for the others here who need it more. Thank ya for the compliments and convo btw, dont get that often here these days
>>42267963aww I'm glad to hear ur doing well now and someone appreciates ur country boi charms hahaI always think about all of my friends here and hope everybody is doing well, even the friends I don't really know or haven't met yet mhmespecially now, it's so cold I might freeze to death, but not really but mildly uncomfortable either way zzz
>>42268028Yea its this time a year I really start missing Florida and southern CA haha
>>42268091I think they said the entire northern hemisphere is frosty this year, more proof that staya just isn't natural tbqh
>>42268116Id be surprised if florida is cold ngl. There were days I swear it was 80 at 3am in January. It's been a few years since I was there tho truth be told
Its winter but its 40f out n bright n sunny. It snowed for like a day last week, this is kinda gay desu I was looking forward to the snow, this time last year we were having snow storms n shit but this is like early spring weather. Very gay and disappointing
>>42268186I was in dubai once around february and it was about that warm too, what a way to spend winters nglnot really my kind of weather tho if I'm honest>>42268190it only snowed a lil here despite being colder, it's mostly just really slippery and freezing the pipes and stuff ighi kotakins hru???
chat should I make creamy pasta or soup???I had soup the other night, so I'm leaning towards pasta nglhopefully somebody will see how much I cook and wife me, we can always keep the hope alive, right chat???
this picture is from my pooner pov when i pin down a trans girl and mount my poon on her shenis
>>42268241Im good, havent rly been doing much tho desu. I played the dead space remake and im glad to say its kino but like I havent done much besides that, I gotta get outside more ive been damn near neeting it up for a little over a year now lmaoI mean ive been doing stuff with ness but I dont have to leave the house to do that. Im hoping if I can get disability then ill be able to take her out on more dates and stuff next time shes in the US, we had a pretty good time at the local mall last time. Wanted to take her to the barcade but we didnt have the money to do that, next time shes here we're definitely doing it tho cuz barcades are awesome
>>42268287why do ftms want to be rapists so often? genuine question
>>42268310i must satiate my aap by gockforcing precious helpless innocent little trans girls
>>42268324that doesn’t answer my genuine question
>>42268333you will blow your girl load inside of all devouring cave and you won't like it
>>42268287need to get raped by a pooner
there are only 3 reasons to go to dubai1) you go for business because you made it2)you go for business because you're a whore3)you go for vacation because you're an absolute tastless bum
>>42268309aww that's lovely, I hope u get it>>42268368waow is that so??? what was ur reason to go?
>>42268399Yeh me too. I got denied once already but this time I got a lawyer so im hoping things will be different
>>42268458yeh, hopefully, hope the lawyer was pro bono or w/e too, and u get back paid to ur first application ngl
>>42268550people irl don't give you a second look, not because you pass but because people generally aren't checking, if they checked they would see, people really don't have very good images of things in the world, we take in small amounts of information and our brain generates the rest
>>42268550they're in on the conspiracy anon, have u never seen the truman show??
>>42268628>for him to get a good look at meit really isn't, as soon as you leave they wouldn't be able to describe you accurately, we really don't actually look at the details of other people
>>42268729>getting a good lookis a different thing to checking, they're not objectively analysing what you look like, they're taking in a meta image and not really thinking about whether you could be a troon
>>42268729anon is right, u might not pass under the scrutiny of a lab and extensive testing, which as u know is the real level of passing that matters hereno I'm kidding, ppl are inventing abstract standards to get under ur skinmaybe u spent too much time here iunno
>>42268774people will literally not know what colour jacket you were wearing one second after they stop looking at you, we don't actually see all the details, we just get a little information then see what we want to see
>>42268550maybe realize that this place isnt healthy and go live your blessed passoid life nona
>>42268793it doesn't matter, they don't need to pay attention to pass, it's a situational thing, not an objective standardhope that helps
>>42268815don't think you read what I was saying, or you misunderstood it, or you have a brain disorder
>>42268828yeh that must be it lmao
>>42255874i need that done to me
>>42268843>yet I still doom when passgen calls me an ugly manmoder? Why is this?I was answering this discrepancypassing isn't a quality one possesses in one's self, you don't pass when people are checking, you do pass when people aren't>>42268847hope that helps
>>42268843u don't look bad at allhonestly some anons make it sound like an impossible standard that would invalidate non-trans women toolike what is even the point of that kind of standard iunno, it depends on how ridiculous u want to make it igbut also what really matters in living life???
>>42268887no, anon, I don't think stating the obvious about subjective perspective helped anyone or even helped elucidate anything
>>42268917if the anon was asking then it probably wasn't obvious to them, not sure what's crawled up your bum, hope you feel better soon
yullo anon hru
>>42269010this cat look soviet af
>>42268959aw don't be like that, I could still give u a gold star for effort at least, chu~ <3>>42269010hi hi lia I'm cold hru
>>42269044i feel like hes the guy on the ground in the jetsons world>>42269094ya its p fucking cold here too nglbelow 0c at night is crazy for me
>>42269108oh dear me, pls dress warm and stay cozy liaalso don't slip on the ice, u wouldn't want to scratch up ur nice new handbags tbqh
>>42269094so is it embarrassment you jumped in on something and got the wrong end of the stick being pissy or just the woke up on the wrong side of the bed kind of being pissy you're on, maybe that's something to think about hope that helps
>>42269143no chance im going outside in thisif it snows ill make a snow angel and then boil myself in a bath after to bring up my core temp again but thats it
>>42269182you are a paedophile, leave boys alone
>>42269150huh u might want to go up and reread the posts ngldw tho, I still love u, me and u anon, we have that special bond u know, even tho u won't date me sad face tbqh>>42269170aww really? don't u need to get ur steps in???I went out a few days in a row now, but had to spend so much time warming back up it's inhumane mhm>>42269182w-what!!
>>42269235if you really loved me you'd apologise for being a bitch xx
>>42255517taking off my bra after I get home is a nice feeling.
>>42269243well isn't that ur fault for leaving me single??? I feel like I'm not the one in the wrong here tbqh
>>42269271still waiting
Why are you niggas so gross?>kat posts her asshole gaped by BBC dildos for no reason>mono cheats, lies and manipulates>navy wants to fuck everyone and everything that moves despite having a girlfriendmale brained to the max chile
>>42269414Ok but imagine Mono bend over, his puckering male anus in display. Navy ramming his penis into Mono's ass. Kat sitting in the cuck chair watching. While Mono's dick and balls are swinging from Navy's brutal thrusts and the smell of shit fills the room everyone realizes: this is lesbian sex. This is sapphic love.
>>42269414>want to fuck one singular person in this entire hellhole>retard thinks that counts as everyoneHa
>>42269460Bro you flirt with everyone who isn't obese and disfigured. You even tried to flirt with me and get me on discord. Get ahold of yourself and your dick for fucks SAKE
>>42269483Oh yea name someone aside from ayden I've flirted with in the past year. You won't gg rekt loser lmao
why would you not flirt its funanywaysfml gotta voice practice soon
>>42269505>lying about being a sex pest instead of embracing it, at the very leastPathetic.
made pasta, it was okay, hbu chat?had anything nice for dinner??
>>42269539>he couldn't do itLolololol
>>42269620we had chippy, was good but now im super thirsty
>>42269620chipotle and white claws
>>42269620Kitten do u want to see some of my latest drawings.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UtAwEkly40U
>>42269623>I'm akshually not a sex pest unless you pay attention to every single person I have flirted with my trip on or offOk what did I expect from a retard who lied about having cancer to get a crumb of kats bussy lmfao
gosh I wish everyone would flirt w/ me nglI just get so impatient here by myself in the freezing cold y'know fr frbut igi I'm too fat and ugly and ppl think I'm strange >>42269663sounds nice, what do u have exactly??? like fried potato pieces doused in vinegar or...???>>42269673ohh sounds tasty ig >>42269678waow yes, u have no idea I love ur drawings ngl <3I started a sketch a day challenge and it's actually p difficult to scribble something quick in the book every day sigh...but I'm not a kitten, more like a bun tbqh
what do we think9950x3dor9975WX>>42269721fried cod + french fries as the yanks call them hehbut chunky fries not mcdonalds style
>>42269704>weh my weak argument failed Sads
>>42269721https://files.catbox.moe/tg4e37.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/euhxz7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/iknll7.jpgI do these daily it is what I do and I also study lately I've just been doing a taco page or two a dayAlso I'm not Paul I think u think I'm him. Iwnb as good as he is.. ok.. I'm goig to cry now..
unrelated imagine a crumby bussy likeidk
>>42269741o i c yeh that doesn't sound so bad ig, but don't forget to have some greens>>42269743oh no!!>>42269747oh I know that, iunno why u would think I think ur paul lmaoI have told u before that it's all really just practice and rewards come to those that step up consistently mhmI think ur really showing that is the case, if u keep it up then u will definitely be able to do comms like skebs and vgens imhoalso I'm glad u got into taco, he's really good, I have his two main books but haven't gotten around to really getting into them yet ... sighI really like the ram girl pic tbqh>>42269748I rather not even try lmao!!
>>42269748>crumby bussygive me le baguette oui oui
>>42269825I like how he draws and his stuff is pretty simple and has a clear point so it's enjoyable to study. Video courses and stuff seem to often waste my time by making me just listen or awkwardly pause a billion time to copy step by step like they want u to. I need to find smth about rendering and stuff though still. And yeah the ram girl is neat I think I did it from imagination so it is pretty messed up but I think the colors made it look interesting at least. The topmost white and black one was from today and it is rather lame cuz I'm injured kinda or starting to be (again) so I couldn't even do hatching. It is rather pathetic.
>>42269846ohhh ouiii hoghn hoghn hoghn>>42269825>some greensperhaps in americahere we eat beige
>>42269860point is certainly one way to put it eheheh!aww well don't overwork urself, maybe get one of those wrist braces or something???for rendering, I think there is a book called how to render, and also one that seems popular about the art of drawing folds I like to try and pull from a lot of sources but haven't been referencing anything lately, mostly just building habits by scribbling w/e pose comes to mind for 20 minutes, the results are p awful but it's about doing it and and not being afraid I'm unprepared igkeep doing ur best and show me more pretty drawings again <3>>42269877u can't just roast everything lia!!!I guess the only greens u like over there are mushy peas and carrots...like I will never understand, the peas I kinda get, but iunno why anyone would want mushy carrots ngl
>>42269946at home i enjoy collard greens dw
>>42269946mushy peas are absolutely disgusting and anyone who likes it should be beheaded
help me, emotionally retarded boymoder, trying to date this boymoder who's the year above me in college but im a massive faggot who cant/doesnt know how to hit on others without feeling like a sex pest. she seems to like me (at least in a friendly manner) and made a joke a while back she would date me to fulfil a twt mutuals hime fantasies but it's generally kinda hard to get a read on her (probably due to tism on my part)please help a pathetic tranny
>>42269743I have a cancer.
brap
Always funny having a poster being so obsessed with me for so many years. Kinda cute desu, makes me feel special hehe
I just want a bf who won't troon out on me after a while
>>42270579Two options1: find one so fem they will be a passpid when they troon but risk you're less cute than them and they leave you2: find one so many and huge that they won't troon for fear of being a rape hon but risk they teoon anyway then you're dating a rape hon.
Made brownies and tending to wifely duties
>>42270627Chocolate?
>>42270618no
>>42270677Option 3:Suffer/loneliness
>>42270671Yeh chocolate brownie, was pretty good, thick and moist but not to a bad extent. Gotta have good thickness for it to be enjoyable
>>42270694Dang good wife duties those are the best type of brownie. Lia a lucky woman :)
chat, someone said I have a pretty voice and sound like some actress iunno>>42269973waow that's good, eat some spinach and stuff iunno>>42270106not what I would eat but turning carrots mushy just makes no sense tbqh>>42270325just do it and get it over with iunnoor start dating somebody else as a practice relationship like an anime and watch it all go wrongthat would be interesting, right?>>42270547gosh, sometimes I wish someone would love me like anons are jealous of certain trips ngl>>42270627gosh ... living the dream ngl
>>42270706Youll find your obsessed turbo fan stalker someday I just know it!
>>42270685sold!
>>42270699i gotta prove my worth >>42270706mushy carrots are nasty just slike regular carrots desu
>come home>sleep>wake up at midnight>take a nice relaxing shower>put in hair and skin thing acquaintance recommended>do chores around the house>tidy up>take a short 1hr nap>make healthy breakfastIdk maybe waking up at midnight is the new meta
>>42270728I used to have some but they weren't that good ngl>>42270736no no no, regular carrots are crunchy and sweet imhocrunch crunch crunch>>42270751that's what I'm talking about
>>42270699shes so cute she traced and cut out a perfect shape baking paper for the pan
im brown
>>42270778hey brownie hru
>>42270795over half a decade of shooting mones into my body and i still don't pass heh...
>>42270729The obvious choice for the hsts>>42270736I think the tism alone sells it for lia hehe. Maybe that and the accent>>42270763Ah well here's hoping the next ones are an improvement!>>42270771Precious hehe >>42270751Hey there how's my fav cis girl poster?
>>42270706I already did the practice run relationship and it was kinda shit lol
>>42270815Heya, doing fine generally, rly like the new couch I got and yeah job going well too.Just the social part of my life is shit atm but getting better i gWbu cutie?
>>42270848Id offer you just come live with me and get socials that way but murika bit scary especially now uuugh.I'm doing OK though, school starts Monday
>>42270801have you ever posted pic i forget
>>42270896I'd love to but yeah the absolute state of america rn is scary a f>school on mondayOhhhh awesome, hot and smartI'll be chilling in the ER next week doing a few shifts in a hospital Will be a nice change of pace
>>42270815oh no, I don't mean I need another obsessed anon, I mean gosh I wish someone would love me like they cared that much tbqh>>42270818no way lmaoI know u can do this anon or at least blurt it out and be unfazed if it goes bad
>>42270923Such a cutie always helpin people. Maybe in 2027 things get calmer after midterms and the pres election cycle begins. We will see
>>42270944Would be really nice ngl
>>42270763Carrots are gross texture that make me gag>>42270771how else am i meant to get the tin perfectly lined?>>42270815>accentdo i sound like im from lundun?!?
>>42270912https://unsee cc/album#9kBtMhc5KgXo
>>42270927Then I will send energy to the universe to this end :)>>42270949One of these days, regardless <3>>42270992You have the cute uk accent not the yuggie one :3
>>42271007FrfrYou can always come over as well <3
>>42271028Having passport issues cause trump ngl. After those are sorted we can plan something :3
>>42271007there's like a billion UK accents but i do think mine is inoffensive and lia seems to like when i whisper them sweet nothings into her ear
>>42270999aint work
>>42271107Yusss :D
>>42271127Also speaking of UK accents everyones like woah u have a British accent that sounds epic until they listen to u and theyre like ah shit u got one of them Chavvy ones. Brutal. Especially as a tranny probably because that's just not an adjacent archetype idea
>>42271117Ha gay af homos :3>>42271139We'll have lots of good Christian fun. Maybe see some architecture. I've never been out yer way :)
>>42271186elfi sounds like shes from lahndahn
>>42271186Just train out the chav its not that hard. >>42271212>homosonly a faggot would think that
>>42271117w-what you dont whisper things i whisper ; -; im the chad of this relationship
>>42271243Training out the chav has been unironically harder than conventional voice training. I dont get how ppl do this ... Londoners r so lucky
>>42271212Ohh god yes
>>42271243I'm a large straight cis man actually hehe>>42271276Ill letcha know when I have stuff sorted
>>42271321BlessedGonna coninue making my place nice and cozy in the meantime
>>42271228i dont sound that bad do i?!>>42271269just listen to stephen fry a lot>>42271321>large straight mancope
>>42271343you sound beautiful i love it
>>42269741x3d for the cache if you're planning on gaming a lot. wx if you're more prod focused. im still on am4 . . .
fun fact: srs has nothing to do with the thing they show on videos, they just fit the vagina that was destined for you onto your crotch. they spawn on trans island whenever a transgirl is born, and then they're stored in my trophy room until someone pays for surgery.
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