hoe scaring editionQOTT: i pass you the aux at the function, what're you putting on?
>qotthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6O3msq6q-M
maybe a little something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYzuSMBAobQ
is she sleeping? where's the coal
>>42273017let the conductor rest
check thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cXu_9N5hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06OorOtnUtQ
>>42272953>manmoderSo you're a man that thinks he is only pretending to be a man, but is actually, verifiably a man? Idgi.
>>42273159it's a thread for men who socially present as men, what's so difficult to understand?
and there's the daily brimstone-level bait, excellent work
im putting this on and you cant skip ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasSOcfZaA8
>>42273178hey this is actually a gem, not coal at all
>>42273178why would i skip this
didn't predict that i'd be missing poop
>>42273201>>42273223the rest of the album is pretty good too :)
>>42273017i assume you’re talking about me? i posted already, guess i finally got one past you :P
god, any political event makes this whole board fucking unusable filled with chud trolls
>>42273298yeahh i wish people could just ignore them
>>42273288i'm afraid it was peak, ma'am...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRcwL2NffM&list=TLPQMDgwMTIwMja20sbrK-4HDg&index=29
all dogshit coal except for >>42273069 and >>42273127that is all
>>42273017maybe I dont like your music taste. ever consider that?>>42273039I dont get no appreciation
gn mmg
>>42273326aww, thanks nona <3>>42273367that’s more like it
if anyone wants to reach out to the conductor the conductor would appreciate it. the conductor is overwhelmed and burnt out and doesn't want to crash the train or misdirect the orchestra or whatever
>>42273631wait i thought i was the conductor. since the songs i post keep getting called coal
>>42273640nah Im the conductor. because im in control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6sOKusceBk&list=TLPQMDgwMTIwMjbGlZe3WSpIag&index=40
>>42273658uhh pretty sure im the conductor, I am an excellent conduit for electricityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A74T-jvLrfA&list=RDA74T-jvLrfA&start_radio=1
i’m certainly the conductor because i conduct myself so well and politely
i need to sleep time to goon to fat reze
mmg no bits edition when?
i'm going to inject myself with testosterone again
>>42273169Why come up with a whole weird term for just being the default? It'd be like if non-furries called themselves humanmorphs or something. Does every deranged faggot have to come up with some term to feel special?
>>42274102are you retarded? most men dont inject estrogen with desperate hopes of one day resembling women.
I want to get a refferal to a sexuologist from my family practicioner. I know all of what goes on once i'm an adult is technically confidential but i kinda 100% expect them to babble about it and i also dont know how open should i be about wanting to troon with a first-contact doctor.I'm thinking about just cashing out on a private visit ngl, but i think a diagnosis would take longer than just 1 and i cant afford anymore than that.>Inb4 just do DIYI'd like to try the standard way first. It's all very stressful regardless.
Why couldn't I just had been a chaser or someone instead of entertaining the idea of transitioning?
>>42274237spirit possession
29 year olds will inherit the earth
>>42273640when i said conducter i definitely meant the pop-punk train frequenting nona...
ffs
My dick smells like spicy pine submerged in a swamp id that weird
>>42272953i'm crying and whisper yelling at you to give it to someone else :x
>>42274496do your hands still smell like cum and girl frenulum or whatever
>>42274526you dont remember that
>>42274529i very much do
Pardon for shitting up the gen. What other threads i could hit up if i'm questioning/beginning trooning?I have a lot of questions and worry.
opening a restaurant where i shit in people's food then profusely apologize to them for shitting in their food
>>42274637I apologize. I'm just very lonely and going thru it. I dont know where to go or what to do. Sorry.
Repping was far less stressful.Fuck. How am i even gonna go about it. I'm feeling incredibly overwhelmed.
bored :/ thibking about a tongue down my throat
Found an informed consent clinic in my area lol.I can afford it which means i'm basically just 1 meeting away from legal hrt.Again sorry for shitting up the thread. I hope the filter works well i just need to vent somewhere and have no friends.I'll have to schedule it since its some distance away from me but it seems like i'm in the clear more or less.I'll take like 2 weeks to deliberate and then i'm going through with it.I'll still be an ugly moid since my face kinda sucks but hopefully the mental effects will be worth it. .
>>42274865make the appointment then deliberate and cancel if need be. dont delay making the appointment because if you wanna go through with it youll have to wait anyway.
ffs will make me look like dan from dan and phil but not a woman
>>42274893What if it made you look like Okarun from Dandadan.>>42274891It's a train trip away so i'll have to prep an excuse to fool my mom with since it'll be a day long journey across the country which wont be easy since i never even leave the house lol.I'm thinking i'll just say i'm want to go see the capital and schedule it for the short break we'll have after the midterms.They'll only give me a go-ahead to get meds from an endocrinologist since you need a leeeenghty review to transition legally or w/e. I dont rly care about that and just the meds are good enough for me. But even then the endocrinologist first orders you to do a blood test, then hondosed, then you wait and see if there are any complications, then you can get a bigger dose(maybe).It'll still be speedier than i expected.
The DEVIL's charge is signaled, not with Fire, but with a Whisper. The DEVIL begins his Assault on a Man’s Life by repeatedly attacking the Mind. His Strategy is Persistence—to strike the Mind again and again so continuously that he finally penetrates to the Heart and gains Access to the Direction of one’s Life; let not that Direction be one's Fate, for Persistence is not Permission, my Friend; therefore, Surrender never! Are we truly armed, Brothers, as we were on that Night when we first dared to descend, step by step, into the foul Layer of our sworn Enemy? Are we prepared not only for carnal Attacks, but for ghostly, spiritual ones as well?“For the Weapons of our Warfare are not carnal, but mighty through GOD to the pulling down of Strongholds, casting down Imaginations…”(2 Corinthians 10:4–5)
Our Weapons are not Worldly (of this Earth). They are of supernatural Origin—divine, spiritual Weapons—and they are mighty. The Enemy fights through Thoughts. He wages War through Deceptions disguised as Reason, Lies disguised as Truth, and Imaginations unbound by Faith. That is precisely why we must fight with the Word of GOD. Truth confronts Deception. Light dispels Darkness. And the Word, wielded in Faith, demolishes every Stronghold raised against the Knowledge of GOD. Make no Mistake: The Mind is the primary Battlefield. A Stronghold is not merely an external Obstacle; it is a Fortified Habit of the Impure Heart. On this Day, i hereby resolve: i am a Man. So this be my Mantra: i am a Man of GOD! Guard the Soul! Spiritual Readiness is neither a one-in-a-Lifetime Event nor a singular Moment of Victory. Endure, Men, for your very spiritual Life everlasting depends on it. Recall the Night of your first Battle? It must now seem but one of many in this great War. Persist in Truth, and counter the Thoughts inserted or injected into the mental Realm by SATAN with this Fact: "You are fearfully and wonderfully made." It is not too late to turn back from the Precipice of Doom.My Warlock might be a good liar. The Deciever is eloquent. He'll lie his way out of JailTime, lie his way into the King's Court, lie with your Wife in her BedChamber, lie his Way to the Throne ... but i refuse his black Magic Enchantments! i rebuke him in the Name of JESUS as i rebuke all WitchCraft & Treachery! Did I ask JESUS to die for me? No! So Jesus should not have to remind me to persist! Do not desist! When you tell the truth the Witches say you are lying and if you lie to them they say you are telling the Truth, they claim to Love you, give you their Word, but be not so easily deceived by their seductive Ways ...
I know how the Devil works because I know how men work. He does not kick down the door. He knocks politely. He asks kindly, again, and again. Until his Whisper in thine Ear could be mistaken for a Thought of thine own. Brothers, I have seen MalConviction wear a Thousand Disguises. I have watched truthful Men rehearse Lies until they thought/imagined them Sincere. Mind is a MineField & always has been. A Man does not fall in a Moment. Did Rome fall in a Day? He agrees in Fragments. Hour by Hour, the DEVIL's contemptuous Work is done. Thought by Thought & Habit by abit. I say it aloud so I can hear it:I am a Man of GOD. Because silence is where doubt learns to speak.The Enemy is charming. He flatters, negotiates, justifies. He offers Pleasure without Confession. But I will not kneel at the all-consuming Flame. I choose the Name that burns Lies away. Again, guard thine Soul. Especially when the Voice in your Head sounds like thine own. Faith in the Mouth, Fear in the Chest, mine Mind's the BattleField where the Angels Bled; guard your Soul or be MisLed!
hey methy hows it goin
>>42274982>>42274976>>42274969Christ is King.
da wife beater
I'm John "Methy" Doe living out of a vanPicking off bystanders with a rifle in handI'm dementedI'm a couple cards short of a full deckI'm a liarThe charismatic man at the pulpitI am not a role modelYou should raise your own kidsI'm a dirty meth tranny with fruit flies in my cribI'm strangeI'm derangedI'm fascinated with deathI chain-smoke methI have terrible breath
>>42275308forgot wife beater
>>42274202>I know all of what goes on once i'm an adult is technically confidential but i kinda 100% expect them to babble about it real
the worst part of cismoid is he’ll trans out and make it
>>42275318
>>42275361I promise to transition really well to the point i malefail in every interaction i have irl despite manmoding and then come here to humblebrag and bitch about being literally a lateshit bc i hadn't trooned at 1 month old.
>>42275400Do you like Berserk and Evangelion?
>>42275411
let it happen
https://youtu.be/nX6AUKrjJTY
https://youtu.be/v5aNCG_HhJk
methy thoughts on thiel?
>>42275584Finally, be strong in the Lord, and in the strength of His might. Put on the full armor of God, that you may be able to stand firm against the schemes of the devil. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places.
I think my students are on to me. They are mocking me for looking girly. Do middle schoolers even know what a manmoder is?>30 years old, 8!years on HRT>mistaken for a high schooler at times>visible gyno.
>>42274121>its a thread for men who present as men>are you retarded? Most men dont inject estrogenNigger i wasnt told about the injecting bullshit. You deranged baboon
It's spiritual warfare because it's all about control. When you lose your will, when someone starts tagging along with you on your walk on your Life Path and then get entitled enough that they take your map and compass and start telling you that you can't make it on your own Life Path without them there to lead, that's a tyrant trying to get you to sell your soul. They say they're your best friend, and they treat you like you're their biggest competition and worst enemy, and it makes you feel competitive and hateful in return, which you know is not how you usually feel towards people. They sell you a facade of sensual, romantic, powerful love, and a lot of fake future plans, in exchange for the keys to your Chariot, they want to drive your fucking life. No compromise. And if you're a lone wolf sort of person who might be at that time where you're ready for a life partner, maybe you're also going through some hard times so more vulnerable than you'd usually be, and someone swoops into your life and actively starts tearing you down, telling you you'll go nowhere in life, lies to you and calls you the deceiver, uses your secrets and human flaws against you, tells you that everything you think is wrong, the people who love you don't love you, wants you to hate and cut off people for no genuinely good reason, you can only trust them, while they're doing everything they can to depress you and drive you to suicide, steal your energy, make your life only an extension of their life... After you tangle with someone like this, you feel so drained, and your whole Self is lost. You either die or have a spiritual awakening where you realize your Personal Truth and become stronger, wiser.Don't ever sign away your soul.
>>42275637Ignorantia non excusat
>>42275620Oh shit. How many are you>grooming>actively molesting?
>>42275660>i just made up some term>its your fault for not knowing what it means!I know you losers are severely mentally ill and all, but shit
>>42275665all of us Jews are raping your innocent, White children. not to mention drinking the hot, fresh, Christian blood from their freshly mutilated little axe wounds – delicious!
> goes to a subculture> doesnt learn the argotdo shartycucks really?
>>422756208 year manmode teacher whatthehelly. How.kids can sniff out weakness and will instantly point them out to you.
>>42272953
one (1) 33 year old girlfriend please
YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND YOUR FAITH IS DEATH, CULTISTS
i only worship women
>>42272953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
>>42276128love that bass
>>42276128certified unc gem
>>42274412yeah, that’s me
>>42276365fucking passoids posting this shitkill em all
certified unc gen
coughing up a lung gen
>>42276448that's me
>>42276378i look male
failed to achieve critical life milestones gen
>>42276467please dont remind me
if i wasnt raped i would be a normal person right now just fyi
>>42276467Fuuuck
>>42276543unrapes u
I kinda smell like spicy chili oil right now
>>42276459no it’s mehttps://voca.ro/1dBKX2TgONlO
>>42276634https://voca.ro/1f82ZcjWNXB0
>>42276649i don’t smoke! i’m just sick :(
>>42276670praying to the gods that u feel better soon
>>42276576my owner does this to me :(
that feel when no girlfriend
my secret is that i find cismoid very relatable
qrd on cismoid?
>>42276737Just an annoying repper.
I was kind of that way before HRT too, ignorant and scared
buying steam games for neetsbuying drugs and alcohol for neetsbuying handguns for neets
>paying for digital goodssurely you aren't doing this are you
piracy is lowkirkenuinely worse than actual theft
>>422768201 handgun, please
>>42276801I'm not ignorant tho. Just scared and stricken with doubts. Though i think i'll just have to do it.Honestly if i can hide it from my family it's a no-brainer.
>>42276909i might try too
>>42276863you wouldn’t download a car
>>42276944Based.I'm mostly trying bc now that i revisit the past i think i kinda always wanted to i just repped super hard out of shame.Idk i feel like a faker when i read how rending dysphoria is for others. I just dont like how i look and will in phases and bouts hiperfixate on 1 part of my appearence and doommode about it hardcore and i'm kinda always a bit disassociated.I might genuinely just be a faketrans failed male incel but who knows. I'll give it a try and assume that a cis man wont like the effects of hrt and then either continue or stop based on how i feel
>>42276909i'm pretty sure most of my family would be accepting or at least my immediate relatives i simply cant stand the idea of them finding out im a tranner and making a big thing of it i hate the idea of them knowing idk why
hi mm I just saw a fat japanese woman in a cowkini again
>>42277125Does she browse mmg?Also how are all of you estrogenized mfs hornier than I, a straight and virile man.
im agp
>>42277245nuh uh I'M agp you're hsts
I'm agp to an embarrassing level and none of you can compare
if i linked a song here would anyone listen to it
>>42277257of course and I won't even call it coal
i know everything he says is bait but i sincerely hope he dies horrifically
I dont even watch pornography anymore and you mfs post about cowtitted bikini women 24/7.Getting manmogged by sissies baka .
>>42277267https://polygonwoods.bandcamp.com/track/post-space
>>42277257i'll listen to the entire song and determine if it's coal or not
>>42277283I'm honestly just surprised he hasn't gotten tired of this and moved on to something else / some other thread
>>42277125i love fat women its not a joke i cant stop
i only do cyoas now tbhon
>>42277297probably because he's still able to get interactions here for some reason
>>42277293it's just actually legit so good and I've put it in my bandcamp wishlist after like 30 seconds
>>42277028i get that. my family wouldn’t be cool with it, but there’s a lot of people i know otherwise that would accept me but i still don’t want to make it a thing. i have no issue with people who “make being trans their whole personality”, i defend people who get accused of that, but i’m terrified of being seen as that and overcorrect hard
>>42277301I wasn't joking either, here https://www.instagram.com/p/DTQbMjNCWw0
>>42277311yay
nta but do you wanna grow old together
>>42277328OOUUUGGHHHHH
>>42277310not enough people filtering
back to sleep, let’s hope i feel better soon
>>42277375good luck sleep well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJncndk5jiA
>>42277405mmmmm shoegaze yummerz ty
>>42277405not quite coalmaybe dust or even iron
>>42277356YEAH
lets add each other and repost slightly target reels instead of talking
>>42277429is that good or bad
Open ne nam noor.
my lips look full and dry
>>42277454this is too zoomie for me i need you to put it on facebook and give me a like
>>42277454manmoder reels group chat would kinda rule
ayo where da chopped millennial aunties at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HR3BWDwKyc
im so old (19)
wishing mr doxxmoder a very happy kill yourself Thursday
>>42277556i like how her voice is
>>42277564Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRdoWI_rBqc
>>42277564this made me laugh raucously for some reason
>>42277624damn the recommendations are fire today thanks everyone
>>42277567you are such a fucking loser lmao this is hilarious, it's been like weeks of this
>>42277628>raucously>bwah! tis' manmoder has deluded themselves with the most preposterous of expectations! how delightfully pitiful!
>>42277725I look like this (and say this)
>>42277540i know some of you would be linking racist nazi shit
no one ever replies to my nta posts :(
>>42277733>gentlemanmoderwe're reaching levels never thought possible
>>42277743it's ok let's grow old together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcXlTYKw8f8
>>42277722what's hilarious is him being able to live with those hands :(
>>42277024I would download your mom
>>42277744yeah that's fucking right, I'm the ONLY truemoder and on top of that I'm chivalrous and shit I'll put my overcoat on a puddle so you can walk without getting your dainty little shoes wet and I tip my hat when I see you (because you're a lady)
>>42277746yay :)
i have psychiatrist rn and i gotta tell the bitch what ive been doin how the fuck am i gonna tell her im learning korean to become a sissy kpop idol instead of honing useful skills since im a neet?
>>42277582yeah the two songs by this band with that lead singer are the only ones i really listen to
I HATE FACIAL HAIR I HATE FACIAL HAIR I HATE FACIAL HAIR AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>42277737what do u think. this place is
>>42277737damn you’re totally right, i guess it’s actually doomed then :/
>>42277812I HATE PUBIC HAIR I HATE PUBIC HAIR I HATE PUBIC HAIR AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
>>42277737thats what makes it good
i'm old (20)
pubic hair is hot
>>42277737all whites are racist, it's second nature
>>42277861
>>42277754this girl has a really beautiful voice too
this book seems interesting af but it has a male protagonist so I'm not reading
no that's not me but i do in fact hate you a considerable amount
>>42274377yay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH2y_KjWoao
>>42277812real. i had tactile stubble, i hate actual visible stubble, i hate shaving. i need laser or electro
>>42277582here’s the other song i was just talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-z2QFD8b1U
>>42278045Arent there like wax patches or cream you can use.My body hair is so powerful its gard to shave ngl
>qottidk i’m a boring person :/ i just listen to like movie soundtracks desuanyways is it faketrans for me to have a smallish beard since it helps me permadissociate and pretend i don’t have a face?
>>42277991who is this about?
>>42278057lovely
https://shelsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/plains-of-the-purple-buffalo
>>42278124
>>42278124sovlful taste and trvemoided facial hair
i’m trying to sleep without my plushies because i don’t want them to harbor the germs i’m filled with & coughing out, but it’s insane how much worse i sleep without my blahaj :(
>>42278229i'm sure your blahaj would understand :/ you could just wash her when you're feeling better?
>>42278229i open mouth hack and wheeze on mine. we share a bed theyre going to get sick
Death to IsraelDeath to England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt9l0mb4Nt0
Death to NazisDeath to Confederates
mr doxxmoder you could have saved her i gave you all the claws
>>42278279>>42278293holy based
>>42278284yea i could do some blackgaze today
>>42278279>>42278293please have your documentation at the ready. an ICE agent is on his way to your location.
mickey 17 is a liberal zionist movie
QottBobby caldwell and prince. Maybe some anime ost.
>>42278313lol i made this for her a few months ago when i was on one of my train trips
>>42278366>misteryea that checks out, good eye
https://hattara.bandcamp.com/track/koiperhosiai wonder what shes singing about....
>>42278414gemmy
some absolutely beautiful TUNES today, ladies
starting to think its not everyone elses fault and im actually bad and bad at jokes and ugly and stupid and
>lying in bed>”huh, i haven’t coughed in a bit, i’m breathing better, maybe the mucinex is really working”>2 minutes later i’m forced up my hacking coughs on the verge of throwing upshit sucks
oh god i'm the american dreambut now i smell like vaseline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4BKkpDn6R8
Chicken Jockey
>>42278645lol
>>42278649thanks. i needed that
good one nona
y’all some fat fucking Dykes ou algo assímilaire
https://hazywaters.bandcamp.com/track/anything-ewow
won't stop until he's dead or dead
>>42278673methy.....
>>42278682who?
i miss her
I'll sleep when you're dead
I'll sleep when you're bread
Dick'n'cockey.>>42278645
>>42277797how old are you
>>42278795we are all Cismoid#ywnbaw
remember when he and then when he god i hate him
remember what it was like to sit on the front porch of grandma's house on those warm, balmy summer days as the sun had just begun to set, a breeze blowing through your hair as you looked out over the field? remember what it was like to not have a care in the world at all besides doing your homework and playing outside with your friends? remember how you would sit there on that porch, the rough wood gently scraping against your legs, and wonder what it was like out there in the wide world? it seemed like such a big and mysterious place at the time. to be grown up, to be an adult...seemed like such freedom, right? and you'd sit there as the sun slowly set, thirty seconds turning into sixty turning into ten minutes then half an hour. and then it was dark, and the crickets begun to sing, the moonlight washing over the driveway and bathing the grassy field in cold blue...and the smell of grandma's special poop stew recipe wafted out through the screen door, making your mouth water intensely. do you remember that?do you remember grandma's delicious poop stew!?
>>42278700¡haveth ā nice, wearm Glas æf Pēnis Jūs;fyrest Rond ist ana mē!
PENIS JUICE!? don't mind if I fucking do...
form an octagon, holy terror you could never comprehend
holy water springs forth from sacred penis fountain
mingus monday
>>42277331i already did, just waiting for you all to catch up
to imagine i used to frequent this place...only when boozed up to hell, but still...
holy shit springs forth reeking from the great sacred ass
>>42279015it’s so much better now, right?
>>42278967jack black octagon remix
new claire saffitz today
>>42279060i love claire!
sitting in front of a desktop computer gives me a type of joy that i havent had anywhere else. i love it the second i turn it on. protruding forward in the chair has caused anterior pelvic tilt, rounded shoulders, and possibly a thyroid condition, but that seems like a bargain after all ive got out of it. i could correct my posture but it wouldnt be the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNt7S-kO7M
>>42278821We carry the flame
>>42279079really cool album art , how do you interpret it?good song too
>>42279060i love claire! (sexually)
>>42279139she is very pretty, but i mostly just love her videos. her series on recreating candy and snacks is so fun
>>42279049you mean when i'm not posting drunken larps/rants all the fucking time?to be honest, when i look at it now semi-sober... nah, this shit is even worse than it was before.
>>42279070based. but now try the laptop! :D
now try the pooptop.
>>42279161what about TWO laptops, like me? >_>
>>42279181but that's like... omg!
>>42279202now that's an old meme...
auntmoder
>>42279209still checks out...
>>42279181do u have a thinkpad
>>42277797im interested in learning korean too for different reasons but what would you recommend for a starting point
>>42279223i have a t480
you can actually only learn korean if you're a sissy kpop gooner, sorry.
>>42279223nope. some hp laptop + a macbook that had the battery crap out on me. my ex fixed it since he used to work at a repair shop and then google fixing macbooks, but instead of getting a new battery i just leave it plugged in to save the $50 or whatever
>>42279247that really pisses me off!
>>42279098fantastic question actually, I hadn't thought that much about it! I do like the cover artist though. I initially just interpreted it as a nicely-composed doodle with a theme of "the inhabitants of the world and its surroundings". I'm pretty bad at like, art analysis. what do you think?
>>42279244like fr haven't kept up with the terminator franchise
>>42279068me too!!
https://janelanemusic.bandcamp.com/track/layla
>>42279220remember what they took from us
eepymoder
is crotch eating hard for you?
>>42279364do you mean crocheting
How about today?
i find faggots so gross. stop acting like women. right now.
violent t4t sex with uzi
>>42279462>nothing to smile about in my life
>>42279462Why are you posting in manmoding you, dumby?
>>42279474make me, faggot
>>42279462hello haarschnitt!! how are you today!?
listening to a nice little dream pop album
>>42279462Brutal.
>>42279462cutest manmoder alive :3
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
im black yall and im black yall
I did my shot and still male, what the fuck?
>>42278927nope i was a terminally online nerd from like 1998 onward git gud
>>42279699shiiiit you got my ass. I used to just play outside because my parents thought the computer would turn me into a satan worshipper or something
i was born in 98
>>42279714its weird seeing how wise our parents were>>42279719ikr im old as fuck dude
>>42279699youve been on the computer since before i was born thats a little hot ngl
>>42279727you made my jaw drop cartoonishly and then I did the math and closed my mouth
wait no that's still under 18. I did the math wrong
children in MY unc gen?>>42279720mommy? sorry. mommy?. sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. momm-
>>42279727why are you here
>>42279744lying for (you)s >_<I'm actually a 29 year old teenage girl
quick, say you were born on january 1st or something
>>42279699so age/sex(plz?)/location?
>>42279761you don't have to lie for [you]s around here!
i was born on the 33rd
>>42279603it’s not me? :(
>>42279785i don't know you?:(sorry
I was born out of wedlock in 1790 as the illegitimate child of marie antoinette and her gf the princesse de lamballe
>>42279731calling lia “mommy” and asking her to put cigarettes out my arm
>>42279798i was born in 2002 to a 40 year old mother doing ivf and her 35 year old husband
>>42279798that's awesome nona
i have homosexual urges(born 1999 btw)
bald
aging signs are starting to appear
>>42279825why am I so bald
>>42279821I eat larp chicken every day before I come in here and that's why I do the things I do. that's why I post the way I post. and it's live action because I act out every post. I also have homosexual urges that I act on with voracity and extreme lust. I reached the age of 14 in 1999
>>42279772what is this meme I keep seeing it on /pol/
>>42279836you can’t turn back the clock anymore. do you understand?
I thought it was just a joke about how no month has 33 days
>>42279862the 33rd never happens. is it actually a meme? i got it from the song "15th and the 1st"
>>42279497To find out if i should do it today
try the poop fondue, darling. it's simply delightful.
pooooop!!! haha
poooop!! ehhe
poooooooooop!!! bwaaahahaha
poopmoder general
can we post raceplay fetish or no
whitemoders are loving bbc recently
oh facts?
many are saying this
what if i want bwc tho
ladies, ladies. no one is getting any cock.
thats ok im not sure i even want mine
>>42280080>wc>blol. lmao.
I DONT PASS
I'm hungry and don't wanna work tomorrow
I'm hungry too but at least it's friday tomorrow
>>42280200you haven't looked at your calendar?
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kx8NwgJ
>>42280248no
>>42280248coal
yummy
fuck you bitch
>>42279462Your not a manmodder . GET, GO ON GET!
this book feels like a cisgendered wine mom hdg
>>42280231FUCK
wash mommy's fork, darling.
whats the book anthy
and as my final act of love
i gift you this plate of poop
>>42280420the seep
the poop
the seeping poop
why are you fags obsessed with shit
I wish we didn't have to poop
i shit on a guys dick before
>>42280420also how'd know it was me..... are you a hacker
>>42280553you are the only person in this gen who fucking vague posts about the books you are reading. tho tbf you haven't done it in a while.
we should make a mmg book club
can one of you tuck me into bed and read me a book
>>42280615>its just smut
>>42280615૮ ´> ˕ <` ა can u do easy books every now and then so ouppy can play?
sorry ouppy, 10,000 word essay on every book we read
>>42280625what do u think women are reading
>>42280663im reading a book on the life of richard nixon its basically smut
im reading the master and margarita
>>42280663friend of mine vehemently recommended a court of thorns and roses>its racy you'll really like iti get about halfway in and theres a shitty prince doing rape magic thx for the rec fuckin weirdo
>>42280673the conrad black one??
wth, i only like it when women do the rape
>>42280660૮∩˃˕˂∩ა ouppys paws would get too tried and her brain would hurt
>>42280684>court of thorns and rosesI've read that at age 15. From what i recall it's just a smutty retelling of Beauty and The Beast. I kinda liked it but it might objectively be ass. It's written by a pretty unrespectable writer after all.Not like a horrible one. She's just known for sorta whatever flick your bean to it eroslop ya fantasy
>>42280697anthony summers
read the expanse like a normal autist we dont need romantussy slop out here on 4chumps
>>42280718What would you do with such a person?
we can do a picture book for the puppy from time to time i suppose
>>42280684>YA fantasyeasy avoid for me
she would take her anger out on them and mark them feel worthless
>>42280735I've read Ubik by PKD and Joe Chipp was literally me.
>>42280751*make
>>42280741૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა thanky awahhh!
ouppy what do u think of the presidency of richard nixon?
>>42280736love them dearly>>42280751also this, but lovingly
With each passing day I become more misogynistic. I pray I never have to encounter a woman again.
>>42280834low rizz
>>42280812ouppy wants to play with his doggies ૮ ⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა
>>42280844you could play with him he was ouppy too
>>42280859waow ૮ ∩´ ᵕ `∩ ྀིა ouppy can play with the president
mood swing why WHY WHY
>>42280684lol my high school bf loved that series
i was having an ok day why does my brain ambush me
this cough just makes my voice sound worse. it’s not like my voice passes normally but i prefer a high pitched obviously male voice over a low pitched one
walking between my room and my bathroom, moaning
>>42281076a ftm once told me he was jealous of my sick voice
that would make my eye twitch
>a ftmthat's when you should have stopped listening
i genuinely have feelings for men
yuuuup
couldnt be me
i love moids so much
fuck all men
>>42281154>>42281164ummm gay much?
>>42281152i like trans men :( they’re nice
>>42281152yeah basically
YOU ONLY HIT ME UP WHEN YOU SAD ABOUT SOME OTHER BITCHSHE SAID WHY'D YOU DISAPPEAR AND I SAID HUH I WONDER BITCH
the genius of rhyming bitch with bitch
>>42281191yep! it's coal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWlxDNX8Nss
life is coal
>>42281219ripped jeans blakc nails n a studded gucci belt
>>42279807i was that 40 year old mother ;__;>>42279821got my first homosex urges at 26 :/
>>42281233- dr. gregory house
fuck got crazy and tried to find ppl i was frens with like 25 years agojust gotta leave piss for an std test tomorrow then it's sui time fr
i need his cock in my mouth so bad sisters how do i get an autist to take the hint
sometimes when my wife farts i pretend im a fart sommelier and discuss the subtle notes and vintage
>>42281273you don'tjust look them straigh in their face and say "i think you are hot and i want to do sexual things with you if you want to"t. autist
i have never and will never do sexual things with another person
>>42281347why?if you tolerate real ugglies i'm open for things?
>>42281313oh okay
>>42281361i don't deserve ugglies even they mog me
>>42280982i once read the full twilight series for a girl sigh
wow you must have been a faggot faggot huh
but twilight is peak
>>42281429only special thing iv got going for me is that im automatically curious about other people's interests and like to share>>42281437it was fun at the time but in retrospect p silly
>>42281382so you haven't seen me.
>>42280859i hate when i get kiked in the side
i can't believe ICE shot methy and chuddy today. praying they swiftly succumb to their injuries.
>>42281518WHAT
>>42281518press S to spit
press P to poop
>>42281518i saw that too
stupid bitches
imagine dying with a moder in your arms
>>42281728coal
imagine dying cock deep in your beloved mother
imagine SLAUGHTERING a moder with your arms
>>42281748GEM
nursing a moder back to health with my arms
>>42281778guke
should i eat today or no
eat!!!!
nursing a moder with my cock
18 bmi or bust, nona
milking cowkini girl
milking her prostate
>>42281831hell yes
could be us
decided im going to eat but just a little maybe 200 calories if thats ok
eating disorder general
pooping disorder
always has been
went up for another helping of poop stew but the pot was empty T_T
I just found out that my lower jaw is tilted slightly down and left
>>42281935this is why i destroy every mirror i see
>>42281933damn... I could really use some of grandma's famous poop stew rn...
>>42281815shlurp
i'm just a fluctuater, i've been at every BMI from 17 to 25 multiple times
wineauntcore
iwnbawa
>>42281778need
have you ever tried a turtle chip?
>>42282204no but i love the little guy
peeing in a pot and bringing it to a boil and stirring in cornstarch slurry so i can enjoy a warm, viscous bowl of thickened pee.
boo, we like poop here, not pee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK74NpO9lyM
one more coal for the road
i wish i had a cis bf
>>42282251i love that u can hear her accent
tragic, hanging out with faggots.
>>42282282shoutout aussies! i gotta find the canadian song where you can really here the singer saying “sorey” to complement it
had a dream last night that I was fucking gorgeous. taking that as a sign from the universe that it's not over YET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRr2xfxHQMU
tfw no aussie gf with a thick australian accent...
https://voca.ro/11d5vWM5yT2M
>>42282332nah... just not the same...but thx anyway...
>>42282296pls
i am a faggot and ashamed but i apparently look like a lesbian but also a woman sometimes
getting crushed to death and having my remains desecrated so my boss can increase his income by 0.000000000000001%
tfw no necromancer gf to defile my corpse
>>42282391Fakemoder
with every shitty song posted we are one step closer to finding the coal that will kill /mmg/
i’m doing my part o7
i'm so sorry
last thread btw
nice try
>>42282350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL0Aib4AzG0it’s right at the beginning
>>42282472>struggling to finishreal
>>42282472love it
>>42282502an emo song about tranny juice induced ED would be quite an accomplishment
so unc i play spot the difference on The Association of Mature American Citizensso chopped im well im just chopped
i was unc even when i was jit
>jitlil gup aint unc
jit is uncspeak
is the unc in question 23?
>accidentally saw luckshit timelines in a random thread
>>42282472ts so garbage
trying to attract third worlders with the promise of a better life but i live in Baltimore
do you also talk like that
make a new thread and dont ask me to do it i cant do it my computer doesnt do pictures
>>42282728here ya go >>42282745
