i SWEAR i saw pichu yesterday at a museum. pichu if you see this i know that was you. im so mad at myself i shouldve gotten an autograph :(((
>>42280063hi! its probably a good thing you didnt ask them for a photograph, since i wasn't at a museum yesterday lol
I saw pichu at a grocery store in pennsylvania yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask him for photos or anything.She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>42280063wtf pichu just flew over my house
>>42280540pichu what kinda dudes you into?you look supergay and subby pre-transition, but now you look kinda like bi-sexual but too lazy/unbothered to properly work a dick or find pussy so you mostly have frotting sex and foreplay with another transbianbut that's just a theory
>>42280063hey hey hey, Pichu here! *wookie sounds*I was in fact at the Berlin-Gatow Military Aircraft Museum yesterday! Junkers are my favorite. You should have said hi, I'd happily have taken photos together or with your fingers in my mouth!
>>42280659i could tell you about the local guys i had crushes on as a kid and teen but i dont think theres a consistent physical description since the physical part doesnt matter very muchbecause like. i havent had sex in like 8 years, and i dont think i want to have sex ever again>but now you look kinda like bi-sexual but too lazy/unbothered to properly work a dick or find pussy so you mostly have frotting sex and foreplay with another transbiannever dated a trans woman and dont think i ever willthe idea of frotting makes me feel ill. makes my stomach churn
>>42280738mostly BASED post, you sound unironically TruTrans™>i havent had sex in like 8 years, and i dont think i want to have sex ever againnot to get too personal on a 4shit thread, but is it because you're trans, or being trans deleted your sex drive, or somethin else?because if it's from being insecure about your looks, you don't just read feminine, you read female, and a very attractive one at thatand this is comin from a nigga that hates septum piercings, so you know I mean it
>>42280817>you sound unironically TruTrans™thanks idk i feel valid in my own reasons for transition, but good to hear>not to get too personal on a 4shit thread, but is it because you're trans, or being trans deleted your sex drive, or somethin else?i never had a sex drive or libido. found out about the term asexual years later, after i realized it. the 2.5 people i had sex with were women in college who pressured, shamed or physically forced me to do it. it was a nightmare and after the last one i decided that was going to be the last time i ever let it happen.
>>42280903>i never had a sex drive or libidocan't relate, but can respectdo you not even get romantic feelings? like if you found a great guy, kisses and cuddling would be off the menu too?I can't tuck it back but I'd tuck it to the side for you
>>42280063Wtf are you talking about, Pichu is a Pokémon, it’s a fictional animal, you did not see a Pichu at a museum unless it was a vidya or anime museum, they aren’t real so you’re a liar.
>>42280063You should've snatched his wig
>>42281084>I can't tuck it back but I'd tuck it to the side for youim not sure what this means
>>42281133He doesn't even glue that fucker down
is that real? wtf i grow my own hair wtf is going onim scared now
In 2023, I fucked pichu on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy tranny ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing pichu's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked pichu on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
