Ace:Oh, there is just... one more thing, Lieutenant. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am?Lady:Right.Ace:(to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room?Man:That's true.Ace Ventura:You're certain you had to open this door?Man:Yeah, I'm certain.Lois Einhorn:What's the point, Ventura?!Ventura:Only this... [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside this apartment before he was thrown over the balcony, and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes! Yes! Oh, yeah! Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist] I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear. Losers?Einhorn:[everyone stares in shock] GET HIM OUT OF HERE!Ventura:[starts making his way out with Melissa while looking at everyone, holding his fingers like an L] LOSERS! Leh-hew, ze-hers!
So remember, you don't read the stuff in parenthesis or brackets ( ) [ ] out loudideally you should perform different voices - male voices for ace and man, and female voices for lady and loislois can be a tranny voice (cuz its a tranny character)and you don't read the names its a scene with multiple people from a movie in the 90s about trannies
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