>Your long time friend invites you over for a slumber party>Sounds a bit childish but she's a good friend so you accept>Going well, although she makes you wear her spare overly feminine night gown>You chat, gossip and drink a little>She is a bit tipsy>She whispers into your ear:>"Do you know what a strap-on is? Want to find out? I just bought one..."How would you respond without sounding mad?
i would not know how to respond but i would hope she did whatever she wanted to anyway
>>42309505tell her to kindly fuck off
>>42309505I would cry because it would just make me extremely dysphoric because I'd just see the difference between her and me.
>>42309505>we don't need a strap on
>>42309505i would tell her about the one i have that goes inside me too
>>42309505if you have those kind of tits when your face looks like this, there's no possible defense against the hsts accusations
>>42309505 Yet another gooner post with some weird fetish, but if it happens I think I’d accept without hesitation
>>42309850>it's not like i'm a coomer or anything >.<
>>42309505Of course I know what that is, silly. I have one built in *Cue porno music*
>>42309505agp larp
>>42311461what exactly is larping here?
>>42309505this was me about a week ago
>>42309505"not now I'm tired"
>>42309505>"meow"
>>42309505>… I have IBS and it’s … uhh triggered by stress>she looks confused, puzzled and then like a slap to the face the smell arises>putrid and foul, you clench your cheeks tightly>sadly due to your twinkish body your glutes are no match for the flood that has been brewing in your small intestine>the rumble of your stomach echoes like thunder and she tries to shuffle >the pain and worry on your face is clear for her to see, she responds in terror and disgust as the bed gets warmer>her sheer night gown now clings to your bottom, it’s forever ruined>you ruined everything >she’s trying not to vomit as you try shuffling to the bathroom>choking out the words “I’m soo sorry, please don’t be upset…” heavy with tears of embarrassment and shame>”anon!!!” She cries>only for you to realize what you’ve left, a trail of misery staining her white bed linen and carpet>she covers her mouth, holding back regurgitated liquor>you done it anon, you’ve ruined the evening>she screams loudly “GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!” >in a whimper, you say softly “b-b-but I… what about the straa…”>but before you can finish she howls again “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!” she shoves you out the door, uncleaned in the soiled nightieWhat do??