You can fuck chronically online NEET trannies by just being nice to them. You can get all kinds of ass like this. The only obstacle is distance>but anon, i'm a cis guy and all the chronically online NEET trannies I know are transbians!Another fun fact: You can just have sex with transbians as a man. It's true. You can just be nice to them and they'll let you smash.
i wish a guy would be nice to me and then let me smash
>>42318874most trannies will literally suck your dick if you ask them to and they're not busy with something. like, you can ask them in public. they'll do it if you introduce yourself first and whatnot
>>42318874moid dick is so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's bad
>>42318874That's how I met my boyfriend, the most hardcore moids will transition you and smash you after that.
>>42319042Moid dick is good? Huh? Wtf are y'all feeling down there?
>>42319211What? You do understand moid means man, right newfag?
>>42319241No I'm just surprised, I've never had moid dick feel above a 5/10. Where you finding these guys with good dick game?>You do understand moid means man, right newfag?and why you being catty lol relax
>>42319317>Where you finding these guys with good dick game?grindr and bars. Also where are you finding girls with good dick game? In my experience estrogen RUINS dicks and makes them TINY and they "orgasm" with little puffs of air like no tranny has good dick game unless they are some kind of monstrous T-filled ugly rapehon bull lmao
>>42319343>where are you finding girls with good dick game?I have never found good dick at all, not even on Grindr. Mtf and cisM. I can't personally comment on girlcock.
>>42319375>never found any good dickthat just means your expectations are too high from porn. stop watching porn.
>>42319380But that won't make their dick game better
>>42319317>Where you finding these guys with good dick game?4chan unironically, not this board though
>>42318874People say this but I never get hit on. Guys are actually super picky and have really bizarre standards when it comes to women, and chasers are even worse for this than normal men.Not that I'd want random casual sex ofc, but I'd like a relationship.
i actually have a clause in my contract that says i have to be single... ikr, sucks donit?
>>42319451where are you from>>42319461but ARE you single anon
>>42319500>but ARE you single anonyes! take my love expertise seriously anyway
>>42319510Oh okay! Where are you from?
>>42319532toronto
>>42319451>Guys are actually super picky and have really bizarre standardsThe bizarre standards in question:>have low tattoos and/or piercings>have natural hair color>don't be an alcoholic or drug addict>low body count>work a job>don't have self sabotaging mood swing disordersThere you go, pretty much any chaser will want you now and you have your pick from the best of them
>>42319535I'm in the US but maybe that can work. If ur cool we can maybe hang out sometime
>>42319578i'm a guy, also i already told you about the contract anyway
>>42319608that's okay, I can make you feminine so u can bottom for me and I can call you a girl. it'll be fun
>>42319618Wholesome, please make it work you two
>>42319451>I'd like a relationship.tough when you are visibly trans
>>42319618noooo, i like wimminz
>>42319632Not true, some chasers like their girls a bit clocky
>>42319639cool, you can be a wimminz while I fuck you as a man <3
>>42319678alright sure, drop discord
>>42319539>>don't be an alcoholic or drug addict>low body count>work a job>don't have self sabotaging mood swing disordersbuddy, mos cis women dont qualify for this, and you expect trannies to? rofl
>>42319844I, the poster of that, qualify for all this so why wouldnt other trans women?
>>42319867you're some youngshit passoid aren't you
>>42319539>I have two piercings ears and side of my nose>I have my natural brown almost black hair>I stopped doing drugs when I stopped repping>my body count is 5 (I'm in my late 20's and 3 were relationships)>I've been consistently employed since I transitioned>I do however have self sabotaging mood swings when bad things happen (ie. my mother getting cancer, or my bf breaking up with me) Well fuck I got most of them I'm not even picky I just want a bf
>>42319913Drop ur discord
>>42319913you don't passdo you know why?
>>42319927lol how come?
>>42319902No Im a 29 year old lateshit passoid
>>42319952I want to date you NTA
>>42319970Im already dating an incredible guy from a davos elite banker family sorry
>>42319970NTA but I would date someone from 4chan if they lived within 100 miles of me tbqh
>>42319539yeah a lot of these are bizarre (body count, tats, etc) and pretty much all of them are when you know what they mean in moidspeak
>>42319994okay where do u live what general vague area let's narrow it down
>>42320000Sorry what do they mean in moidspeak?
>>42319994i would date someone from 4chan if they had a career, were attractive, and didn't expect me to fuck their hairy asshole,so actually i wouldn't date someone from 4chan>t. 27 lateshit passoid
>>42319913>self sabotaging mood swings when bad things happen???
>>42320009Im this anon: >>42319977And I met my boyfriend on 4chan (not this board).
>>42320009you can only have 2 out of 3i'm broke
>>42320009>attractive Check>don't expect you to fuck my hairy assholeDouble check I strictly top>have a careerEh I have a decent job but it's kind of not my ideal rn because I unfortunately got a degree in a career path I ended up hating.
>>42318874This is exactly what troons were made forit works even better if you make them think you want a relationship with them and then ghost after fucking them
>>42320041OP here that's cruel, at least date them afterwards
>>42320008>don't be an alcoholic or drug addictmeans he'll nitpick what she drinks, eats, etc>low body countmeans he wants some virginal waifu who has no sexual desires of her own>work a jobmeans he wants her to be the breadwinner and do all the housework while he plays video games or whatever>don't have self sabotaging mood swing disordersmeans she isn't allowed to get angry, upset, etc with him even over legitimate things to be angry or upset about (which will be a lot of things)most men have main character syndrome, they think of themselves as these plucky dorks who will end up with their perfect wish fulfilment waifu, as though life were some shitty genre flick, and they get resentful when reality hits them in the face
>>42320063Yeah im not sure about that one, like I said I meet all those criteria and the guy Im dating doesnt act like this at all
>>42320090it's not literally all men obvs, it's just most
>>42320007Massachusetts
>>42320202I am 1,176 miles away from Massachusetts! :)
Does this work with ftm femboys if I'm a chronically online neet
>>42320266ftms are even easier than mtfs anon
>>42319539>no tattoos/piercingsHOW DARE YOU RUIN YOUR DIVINE FEMININE BODY I WAS GONNA JERK OFF TO THAT WAHH>natural hair colorNO FUN ALLOWED>low body countNOOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A PURE VIRGIN MAIDEN FOR ME IM A SPECIAL BOY WAHHHH>work a jobin this economy?>mood disordersdont be one of those FILTHY RETARDS DUH just be NORMAL and clean and cook for me^translated based on my studies on moid behaviour
>>42320339unfiltered, unvarnished, unburnished, undiluted TRUTH serum
>>42320339This must be the transbian mindset tbqh because I just dont understand why you only think the worst in men
>>42320281Ftfemboys
>>42320354transbianism is just the result of trannies who had a heteronormative male upbringing not discarding their "liking women good, liking men bad" conditioning. this makes them faketrans
>>42320202holy shit are you that ogre that works at savers in peabody
>>42320354>>42320403>anyone who criticises men ever at all is a transbian!!why are chasoids so obsessed with transbians? most pathetic cope ever
>>42320354i'm a straight troon and i agree with that anon. we're annoyed by men who want women to conform to a very specific image. in fact that's a big part of why many women get tattoos/piercings/hair color, because it repels this type of man, who then complains that they are repulsed by it. that's the point.the "natural beauty" tradwife shit is also very artificial in reality. mormons get more cosmetic procedures than just about every demographic of women.tl;dr you don't actually want a real woman, you want an amalgam of misogynistic stereotypes
>>42320432Im a straight trans woman not a chaser, here is how I see it>no tattoos/piercingsRespects her body and how people perceive her profesionality>natural hair colorSee above, also it looks bad 99% of the time>low body countRespects her body and views sex as an intimate experience as part of loving relationships>work a jobShe goes outside and has potential to be a relationship equal without creating a weird financial dynamic>mood disordersShe is secure in her mind and will not intentionally torpedo the relationship because she doesnt feel good enough one day
>>42320500>Im a straight trans woman not a chaser, here is how I see itdo you think I was born yesterday? larp harder
>>42320533Its not a larp, Ive posted several times in this thread, I am dating the most amazing guy ever and while he wasnt exactly looming for that list the fact that I met it made me extremely desireable to him
>>42320432>why are you obsessed with transbians?I don't consider myself a chaser but it's because I want to fuck them, personally
>>42318874okay does any chronically online neet tranny wanna have sex with met. chronically online neet tranny
>>42318874This is true but they’re all unkempt and mentally ill.I used to shoot non-tranny fish in a barrel like that and in retrospect I was basically a sex predator to people that were adults but just kind of retarded.Realistically a neet loser cannot consent.
>>42320685What
>>42320579east coast?
>>42322500NTA but I'm a cis guy on the east coast :D
