prev: >>42321178qott: how much time do you spend gooning anons?
>>42323139gooning is for losers, i have sex
fuck you I was gonna make a fart sniffing edition
>>42323153they should take your dog license
>>42323139i don't get the op pic
>>42323194you shouldn't let your kids become a hired goon
Well new thread new hole Pic I guess.https://unsee cc/album#iJ7ZbFT8eKTN
how do you get a bf
>>42323249not like this >>42323230
>>42323257Sure because every potential boyfriend you could get knows this place even exists.Anyway I didnt posted her in general for 4 years and I didn't get a boyfriend either so
I took my roommate's gf for a drive because she wanted to goShe was really flirting. She always flirt subtlety to me but in the car she was very much I feel uncomfortable. and upset somehow
Samael thinks he's Die Antwoord but he's not even Dorian Electra...
o feel so sad today
>>42323230>>42323230DIOS MIO!!!poop comes from there!
>>42323209it doesn't make any sense, what's the bel for? spanking or killing the goon? gooning is not even a verb in relation to goons... it's all fucking retarded
>>42323274Somebody's hole is in a bunch. Have you been playing with it
>>42323230Ugh, this website is smart. You need a token access grabbing the image and once you have inspected the website to get the network resources the token has already been used https://unsee cc/image?id=L4GNRndWNOjLIbjr&chat=iJ7ZbFT8eKTN&size=big&watermark=1&namespace=images&ip=[REDACTED]&time=1768262630&token=98a9d22df276ad7bafa202dfcbe726750982ab77xxxxe21cf9214c9fxxxxxxxxI will figure out how to get a token so I can download it and remove the watermark (&watermark=0)
>>42323280I don't see how is this relevant. Are you criticizing the way I dress now?>>42323299So you're one of those sides? Seems pretty dumb to discard anal entirely.
>>42323278Sos sos
>>42323324Can anyone with an unsee cc account send a picture (doesn't have to be ass pic, it can be whatever) so I can look at the javascript?
>>42323278Tell your roommate to put her on a leash or smth
>>42323324Well look at you got. Knowing stuff about computers. I could never, hey as long as you're having fun that's what is important. Have a fun time trying to remove the watermark from unsee
>>42323330>So you're one of those sidesnah im not into fat brown women with hairy holes, that's Dan's business >>42323341its called a proxy dumbass, burp suite for example
>>42323357I don't want him to know, already he has a irrational hatred of me
>>42323194autism is hard
>>42323360If you believe my entertainment is important send me a picture with a long timer so I can look at the JavaScript and tinker a bit>Have a fun time trying to remove the watermark from unseeI just realized that might be protected by the &ip= field, but whatever, getting the full res image would be good enough
>>42323278I think you're bi and you want a girl to be the dom. But I also think your stories are bullshit.
>>42323380i might not be gay once i don't find this kind of body appealing
>>42323380Would plow
>>42323380ROFL
>>42323383Good thing you shared this helpful thoughtI'm not bi. None of my stories are fake.
>>42323391he probabaly got crabs
>>42323391Bottoms really know how to make themselves undesirable
>>42323370Yeah that puts you in a shitty situation. When the gf of a friend of mine flirted with me I just straight up told him and he thanked me for it. I guess just stay out of it as much as possible and don't give her any free shit
>>42323391widower's peak
i think im not gay bros im just a fag
>>42323380he has an eye on the head of his dick, probably a wart *vomits*
>>42323402If he was a friend I would tell him. However he sees before when she flirts gently with me, but he thinks it's my fault somehow
>>42323398You've said your roommate let's you play with his gf's tits and now you're going off alone with her on drives. Yeah right. Guy would beat your ass if he's really this anti Russian who makes you watch gore vids and now you're touching his girlfriend's tits in front of him.
I keep getting hemorrhoids and tears on my hole and im not even getting fucked
Imagine getting bred so deeply that the cum starts to ferment and turns into cheese inside your intestine.
>>42323423It's from sitting too much. Stop sitting.
>>42323423stool softener and asian squat
>>42323421It isnt he "let's me"
>>42323400that's the best case scenario...
>>42323417or a piercing
>>42323444It's bullshit. You're a 40 something year old man, girls aren't flirting with you. Stop acting like you're the guy in the pics you post.
I am dumb for playing into her dumb shit and giving her a drive i will admit this. Female friends always are so touchy and weird.
>>42323431btw if you lie on your back as well, at least i felt more pressure like that, belly is better, side is best
>>42323466Stfu larp tard.
>>42323463lol you believe one of the ages I say but nothing else, why bother talking to me? Waste for us both
>>42323423could be the toilet paper, the chemicals they use on toilet paper to bleach it white is bad for the skin around your anus
>>42323480I really think it's just from sitting too much. Wfh jobs, no exercise, during the winter months, ppl weren't meant to live like that. Not sure if your sleeping position matters that much.
>>42323486If you're here and lying all the time and i see you lying I'm going to say stop lying. You lie about having a bf, about being 23 when you look 40. Fuck off. You were lying from 2 years ago too about everything.
anything interesting ever going on in here? all i see is the same three retards posting their ugly mugs each thread and bitching abt smth..
>>42323496well yeah obviously, we are not built to sit in a chair of all things for 10 hours with a 30 bmi lmao ... monkeys we are.i meant as secret knowledge, once i got my ass destroyed i noticed that lying down on my back makes the soreness feeling come on, and side position reduces it.its the same with like lifting your anus above your head/heart with legs in the air - it increases bloodpressure all over and inside the ass veins...
>>42323526Do you have an unsee cc account?
>>42323511I cant really comprehend why you making lies up so you can feel angry at me lolYou have gotchas that are in your head only >>42323526What you want to talk about ?
>>42323526larry lets be sadboyz together
>>42323526Are you better now? Some weeks ago you were posting very angry and ugly rantsAre you able to function already? To get a job?
>>42323526stream your suicide, fat ratface>>42323550make a suicide pact
>>42323543>I'm from Russia >No I'm from Poland >No I'm from Utah >No I'm from Ohio >I'm a strict bottom who only dates strict tops>I want to top>My roommate forces me to watch gore vids>His gf is in love with me! Eat your meds
How the fuck does anyone get good at fisting? I can barely fit 3 fingers in there
>>42323562>stream your suicide, fat ratfaceLeave him alone please
>>42323423have you had your HPV vaccine? sometimes hemorrhoids and fissures are mistaken for anal warts
>>42323571YesYesYesYesYesOnly face fuckDoesn't forceDidn't say loveBtw is this slayer?
>>42323582Idk but the tiny femboy i watch can somehow fist himself and it's his only content i really dislike. It looks bad to me, like why go to such extremes?
drawing stuff quickly is so hard kms
>>42323526yeah I just talked about butt products >>42323493im such a helpful anon :)what have you done to help others today larry?
>>42323597ofc it is, he's schizophrenic
>>42323597I said eat meds.
>>42323604One of my first sequel experiences was fisting.I met up with a freaky guy who was very into it, fisted his ass before I ever fucked one.No wonder im so fucked lol
>>42323604link?>>42323582natural born hole talent, it's god given to dipso divas
Do you prefer Tyler Durden or Narrator?
>>42323378I can't. You need to pay to make it a longer timer than 10 mins. If I could I would do it but I ain't paying for a shitty site
>>42323630Yeah that's too much to spring on someone. Did your hand smell like poo afterwards lol
>>42323562I don't think I'm going to kill myself but I sure think about it a lot.
>>4232364510 minutes is enough I think
>>42323605Keep doing it. Doing stuff quickly is good cuz it makes you less attached. You should set like a 10 minute timer for each thing you draw then a 15 min timer etc
>>42323400So like wouldn't those things crawl up his body hair? I never got them so I wouldn't know. Also would just shaving get rid of them?
>>42323662who asked!>>42323643brett
>>42323664Sure have an anime guyhttps://unsee cc/album#bWSx3Rb52eew
>>42323658No actually, the guy was immaculately clean to be fair.Now I'm trying to fist my own hole, being a bottom is hard...
>>42323673depends if its a red king or blue lobster...
>>42323620Are you slayer?
>>42323667very scaryI normally just do doodles while my bathtub is filling up, it's a built in timer
is it weird to think it's hot when you compare your penis with a guy and bc your's is so small, it makes his look even more massive by comparison, and like he laughs and teases you for it
I have an ingrown hair on my penis
>tfw no injured brownoid twink bf to take care ofhello darkness my old friend
>>42323781I like this feeling but I'm a top. I love the feeling of making a hung guy uselessly flop around while I make him moan lol
>>42323686I managed to get this, but not a way to get the token. There is like 1MB of javascript I am not going to readYou can screenshot the image anyways
worked hard all day and finished first draft of my thesis
>>42323795I'm not a size queen but small penis tops give me the ick
gay people are so mean I think it's survival strategy
>>42323800Well that is still a cool thing to do. I'm sure there is a reason why unsee is so popular tho. If is probably because it is kinda hard to get the picture with no watermarks
>>42323560still no job or functioning capabilities sadly
>>42323825wow deep insight there lol
>>42323815I like topping for small guys.Big dicks kinda hurt me and I think small ones look better
>>42323813OH I did my thesis ages ago. It was such a bother. It was about comic creation and page design. Hopefully you'll ace your thesis
>>42323813quit studying you loser, only looks matters, no one cares abt booksmarts..
I'm a big dong donkey kong vanilla gorilla top
>>42323825But is the watermark even that useful? I assume there are IAs to remove the watermarks so whats the point anyways
>>42323837there's a Goldilocks point though where a dick is big enough to be sexy and make me salivate, but not so big it's actually not enjoyable to takeime, 7.5 inches was just on the upper end of that
>>42323850the watermark is the viewer's IP
>>42323844idgaf abt 3d bozo
>>42323844Happy people have things they sometimes get passionate about>>42323832But is it getting better or not
>>42323860Yeah, I just realized that while looking closer at it
>>42323856See im the total opposite.I once fucked a guy who was like 3 inches hard, that was perfect for me...hit exactly the right spot lol
>>42323850Well that page was made before Ai was a thing. Also some Ai change the pictures a little when you ask to remove the watermark or something or if you ask them to rise a image resolution.Also if it is about nudes people can already make nudes with open source Ai model. So honestly who cares in the end.In 10 years from now nudes are going to become obsolete. Since people will just generated whatever they want with Ai and it will look almost identical to reality
>>42323139Gooning to this pic
>>42323889>I once fucked a guy who was like 3 inches hard, that was perfect for me...hit exactly the right spot lolshiza bros were so fucking back
>>42323800>>42323860Damn you didn't realize that. I expect you to be using a VPN or something so that it wasent your real ip. Seems odd you know so much about computers and you didn't realize that
>>42323883>>42323934I freaked out and I have just turned off and on the router, no one is going to do anything but still, I am a bit paranoid (I now have to wait 1 minute to get the captcha)>I expect you to be using a VPNI don't have one, and I wouldn't be using it for daily browsing anywaysOkay so it seems to watermark isn't protected by the &ip= field, so putting &watermark=0 it will probably work. Also I had an idea for a extension that automatically changes the &ip field to some random number or fefe::baba or something like that
>>42323990Wait, I maybe I don't need to learn to program extension. There is probably already some extension to change addresses automatically based on regex. Making a rule for one of them would suffice
Ms Frizzle was that bitch
You sound like a loser
When she snapped her fingers and the ice shattered and with it the last vestiges of your heterosexuality... yes bitch ms frizzle!
I just wish I were attractiveit's just so heart and soul crushing being ugly
