manmoder vengeance editionQOTT: how are (You) out for justice or vengeance against ciskind?prev >>42325138
>tfw mistaken for pooner
>>42333754people in nyc just sit next to anyone huh
nyc is full of freaks like this a garden variety hon like me could blend right in nobody would look twice
this shit is killing me
this video is so crazy because who cares? oh no, there’s a kinda weird, probably mentally ill person on the subway!? first time in history, i’d wager. give me the trans woman pretending to shoot a rifle over the guy stroking his shit
im stroking my shit
it just doesn't matter. people are all crazy in some ways. for example if you sat next to me you'd notice me trying to discreetly smell you. the baseline freak level you have to achieve to freak out a new yorker on a subway is way beyond what you'd be able to attain. *sniff* damn...what is that...maison margiela? nice... *sniff* and a hint of sweat.... ohhh fuck yeah
>>42333812ngl I posted it as the op because I'm just like giwtwm at this point
i fucking love smelling people
>>42333838yo me too dap me up
britnona show us ur fish n chips ive never seen how americans do it before
>>42333842*dap* *sneeeeeeefff*
Couldn't finish the vid holy shitcringe like this is my kryptonite u know ur killing me op
What do manmoders think about suicide through helium? Seems like a pretty simple way to kill myself, could get everything pretty easy and fairly painless which is nice too.
>>42333778The rule is that you don't make eye contact with the crazies.
i fucking love ripping ass right next to people
i smell like farts
a moder posting a laying down mackbook pic on their story after a minor disagreement
>>42333892>seal comes loose a few minutes after you lose consciousness>wake up with brain damageterrible idea
i'm literally a white westerner why am i a turkish nationalist
>>42333892
>>42333929KEEEEEK
>>42333892I think you should try to live but that's just my personal opinion
>>42333892i would miss you sea critters :(
what if i died though is that ok
no one should ever die
no i would be upset
i love how when anyone talks about suicide it's always "awww but i'd miss you so much, your friends would miss you so much, your family would miss you so much" like, ok, thanks for making my suicide about how it would make you feel bad
>>42334034well it's not like the suicidal person will be around anymore if they do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSkfonFnSI
thats why I'm pro suicide
>>42334073not killing myself anymore
love when coal is the full version like oh thanks you really respect my tastes and my time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpS1EvaV3aw shout out to coalmoder
>>42334086you wouldn't know a gem if you walked in on one plowing your mom
>>42333929lol, I’ve seen that>>42333981Is normally agree but honestly rn I feel really weird about it. Like instead of being horrifically depressed kinda feel at peace and like it’s my fate/purpose to kill myself. >>42334034True, I have a few people who say they’d be destroyed if I did and it never makes me feel better honestly. Just worse and like I’m being held hostage.
>>42334083fuck yeah
>>42334106you think this is funny? joking about my mother being RAPED??
>>42334118fucking your mom to that song btw. bitch
is 30 x 22 too much of an age gap
>>42334144if you're the 22 year old no, if you're 30 then yes
>>42334144not big enough
>>42334144yes, if you have to ask it’s weird.>t. 30 yo grandpamoder
Hey bros
Hey Dude
>>42333892I’m antishewiside
i wish i had a mommy gf when i was younger
>>4233414429 and 22 is fine 30 and 22 is not allegedly
>>42334155>finally find someone I like>but shes 8 years younger so it makes me a raperwhat causes this>>42334171>>42334214how
Glad us fellas have our own space on this board where we can bro out
>>42333847apologies for the shitty picture, was trying to take it discreetly to avoid questions of why i’m photographing dinner
>>42334164aaaayyy hell yeah up top
>>42334223do it everyone wants the age gap relationship
>>42333892no. the first time i got high was shortly after my birthday and my damn friends wouldn’t let me inhale a little helium from the leftover balloons to talk funny because they thought i’d asphyxiate and i’m still a little bitter about it
>>42334226thats a lot smaller than what we have but it still looks good :) even with the k*tchup
>>42334226on a date? fakemoder
>>42334236my mother didnt love me enough so now im looking for another woman to call mommy
>>42334144not according to the half your age plus seven rule. i’d find it kinda weird though
>>42334263real shit my mom was super mean to me and now i need an older chick to beat me to death
>>42334223nvm im stupid half ur age + 7 works ur fine dont listen to these chuds
>>42334263my mother loved me too much now i want to have sex with her
>>42333892I always thought having a little indoor barbecue sounded nice but I'd go by gunshot to the back of the head or through the roof of the mouth, no question
>>42334320is this chudy and methy?
is normal x unforch too much of a claw gap
>>42334320salad appointment is goals though that’s really quaint and cute
is concert goer x creep too much of a normie gap?
>>42334320>[Deleted]oh no no no
>>42334332think I'd give up and kill myself if I had a claw gap =/
stop cyberbullying doxmoder..
>>42334349murder suicide is neither quaint nor cute
>>42334396you are so wrong
it is a little romantic though
>>42334394is he not able to close his eyes?
>>42334406many are saying this
>>42334412you're just mean :/
>>42334412do you just not have hobbies or what why do you do this every fucking day
doxxing me
>>42334261that is my mother
>>42334441so yes, date, or...?
>>42334441woah you’re dating your mom
>>42334441wow congrats anon
>>42334446>>42334451no!!
>>42334441i love a happy ending
>>42334441fakemoders fear the British mom fucker moder
>>42334435how would spending 5 seconds posting stop me from having hobbies?
>>42334441i hope u have a nice time and dont fuck her its gross no matter what these creeps say
>>42334481hey relax all I asked you is why you do this every fucking day
>>42334441ngl you kinda set yourself up
>>42334477THEYRE THE SAME PERSON????
fucking your mom is always morally ok because sex between two consenting adults is always ok :D
>>42334496..relax? I was answering your question?
>wants to make fren>feels bad about self and doesn’t in the end>called man anyway by mmg because an actual moder i assumei relate to the bullied one hard
>>42334511but you didn't even answer it?
>>42334501I so badly wanna say yes but idk lol
>>42334518yes I have hobbieswhy would posting here stop me from having hobbies?
>>42334546>why do you do this every fucking dayyou failed to read my post, huh
because I'm in love with you
whats a good game to relax and play
>>42334561rapelay
>>42334561manhunt
>>42334561sex with hitler 2022
>>42334561The Torture Game 2X
donkey kong country 2
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>42334561et for the atari 2600
>>42334561hatred
>>42334561Black Souls II
>>42334591your name is notim portant
>>42334556I didn't answer that part because I thought it was obvious, it's because I hate men
>>42334608Could trooning have saved Mr. Not Important
>>42334568will likely happen for me soon but for now i think i play the sims
>>42334608holy shit thank you for this image
>>42334615ok but why are you always calling her a man though. like what even happened
>>42334617if u manmode too long u turn into mr not important
>>42334501no i do not want to fuck my mom
>>42334643are you ACE!?
>>42334637tsundere
you can't control meIf I die nobody hold me, my body would rather be lonelyMy soul is in purgatory waiting for Satan to scold meIf I had to go back into the old meI'd be depressed and distraught from all of the OE
>>42334561pokémon games are pretty relaxing since they’re made for little kids, plus you get to collect cute little creatures. there’s also puzzle games, like professor layton or logic bombs
>>42334654no i’m a transbian i just don’t like incest. fun fact though, i thought i was demisexual as a middle schooler and almost came out to my family. thankfully some stranger on whisper wisely told me that would be fucking stupid
>>42334144who gives a fuck
>>42334657this is beyond that I feel like. but that would be funny if true
>>42334700i think people who believe shit like picrel should probably be cast into the fiery depths of hell
urgh i want to be kissed and hugged and
i want a bf so bad
i want to be gnawed at and sliced into and choked and
>>42334637I don't understand your question, why would I not call a guy a man. what do you call them?
this sucks i like girls so much do you think that if I kill myself would i be reborn in a body that doesn't have a chopped up liver between my legs
smelling his polo shirt tn
Mom the straggots are posting again
i'm chilling desu i have boobies and a little sissy clitty
yearning hours huh wait until february we’re all gonna be dying on valentines
shes the same level of man as you and trainmoder anon
>>42334854i have manboobs and a gross little chode
>>42334879exactly. as trainmoder, i don’t see why she thinks i’m a woman but doxxmoder isn’t. doxxmoder’s more feminine than i am!
hey im a biaggot i like emaciated twinks and fat women about the same
good for you, queen
i think my gay boyfriend may possibly suspect i am a tranny, oh well
>>42334950pinkpill him
>people independently figuring out you’re a trannycan’t relate
>>42334957i think he might actually be a repper but i don't want to babysit another tranny when i can hardly manage myself
become a beautiful mm4mm couple and air out your dirty laundry here. we need that with chudette and methy seemingly done
Valentines day is cringe and onions our anniversary is way cooler cuz it's literally on 9/11 never forget bby lmaooo
not getting sad on valentine’s day because i have no hope of a relationship
getting sad on valentines because i’m sad every day
well that’s more “staying sad” than “getting sad”, no?
getting sad on valentines day even though i have a happy and stable relationship because i have conditioned myself through years of gayceldom to feel loatheful and full of hatred every time it rolls around
>>42335094It's a bullshit corporate holiday its not even real i hate it i hate it even when not single its dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSJCJSXZkko
does a moder have a rec for a frozen pizza under 1000 cals
no. i have some for ones over though
>>42335159These bitches are only 310 and they're very good
no thats too. many i already ate like 150 caldories this morning
>>42335199Ok well you said under 1000 so
>>42335194ok will advise
>>42335206i was making a targeted post at >>42335173 so as. not to reply directly
>>42335199eating disorders bad
>>42335221That's retarded just actually reply to the comments you're replying to what
>>42335199anamaxxing doesn't work nona
any manmoders want to hang out with me an take edibles? we can watch muppets movies and i can tell you a bunch of stuff, some of which will be lies
>>42335302No Muppets pls but I'd be down depending on the strain
>>42335318what’s wrong with the muppets? i’m not sure i’d be willing to get high with someone who doesn’t like the muppets. it feels like too fundamental of a disconnect
>>42335302hell yeah i love muppets
muppets are an exceedingly rare gen x gem
can we just jerk each other off instead
>>42335343>>42335347glad you nonas have some sense in you
>>42335331I mean I don't have anything against Muppets I just don't feel like... ah fuck it I can riff on it
>>42335352ok you might be on to something
>>42335352i’m not trying to jerk off with a bunch of strangers
cowkini girl bukkake
except all the dicks are attached to manmoders so there’s pretty much no cum and it’s all clear anyway. there’s one girl who does the zinc and onions lechitin shit an she’s the only one shooting actual rope
I wonder how long I'll have to live with my boyfriend before my mom susses out we aren't just "roommates" and "best friends" lolStill never admitting it to her until she dies tho
will die an unlovable virgin award
getting mad every day because I'm always mad at everything
will never be a cute twinkhon award
yo cowkini girl how much for you to get double teamed
lotioning up between my lips and nose
i think i may have fully given up today
can I touch your wet philtrum
>>42335680i’d prefer if you didn’t
>>42335669Specifically?
>>42335716yes. i lotion up all over after i shower, but i’m sick and blowing my nose so much that it’s irritating the absolute fuck out of that area, so i just put some more lotion specifically there
>>42335660by u and who
>>42335783how important is the who
my penis is starting to look its age
>>42335740OHHH UR NOSE LADY hiii hope ur feeling a lil bit better today
>>42335822somewhatcan i be the 2nd person
>>42335865you think you’ll have to put her down soon?
>>42335874oh yeah I guess so, I thought you were the cowkini girl
>>42335886cool don’t make it gay
>>42335873i am actually :) these past two days have been substantially better than the previous 4
>>42335909fine whatever!I just want to hear a number from cowkini girl desu
>>42335911That's good! Yeah the irritation from the constant rubbing and nose blowing always fucking sucks. I used to work in a freezer and I had to cope with it like 24/7 because my dumb ass didn't wanna wear a bandana
>>42335880maybe. it's just hard to know when it's time yk
i'm double teaming cowkini girl by myself
>>42335922no i was kidding lets make it a bit gay i like that
cowkini man
https://nitter.net/OnaDo_/status/1958801426806972740
>>42336048tweet not found :( just screenshot next time dummy
works on my machine
>>42335996oh thank goodness. I'm down
>>42336060OH MY GOD THIS IS PEAKjust s/nitter.net/twitter.com/ and you will shit brix
salarymanmoder
the man with no mode
the man who sold the mode
The man in the mode pajamas
>>42336106can’t view an age restricted tweet with no account
>>42336165he mogs me so hard
>>42336208Grim
>>42336180
Mode (2011)
>>42336221me on far right
>>42336221rape x9
>>42336217bleak, even
>>42336221OUUUGHHH
i moded a man in reno
>>42336231post pics o_o
>>42336171i’m in pajamas right now!
one manned over the moder's nest
>>42336246gay ass mf
>>42336254I was in pajamasim in pajamas right now
>>42336279yes and
>>42336225i don’t sit in when you’re honning out i don’t carry makeup i mode
>>42336308we all gay(i'm half gay)
guys..i made a pee in my undiesi didnt even have a diaper on >.<
>>42336225>>42331435
>>42336337we all bi lesbian
>>42336337ok but where are the cowkini pics though
it should be illegal to wear a cowkini if your bmi doesnt start with a 3
>>42336551real
my bmi is 23 can i wear a cowkiniwould that be okay?
>>42336581yeah don't even hesitate desu
23 isn't even close to 30...
my bmi is 16 i dont want to wear anything i just wanted to say it
>>42336590>>42336605my tummy sticking out :(
I mode
>>42331435
>>42333764same lmao
i used to have 16 bmi but it's like 21 now :(
27 bmi because I can't stop buying ice cream
>>42336776there’s something inside you it’s hard to explain
lol sorry i shouldn't laugh it's just that i always laugh when i imagine fat people lmao
I get kinda hard when I imagine fat women
imagine if you will, a fat woman
The Twilight Mode
slampigmoder
>>42336872meanmoder general
that post made me sad
i need to jerk it to fat women again brb
i disavow this OPviolence is NEVER the solution and revenge is inherently wrongi stand with Israel btw
good bit, nona
>>42335302wya
anyone wanna hang out and ill show you how to goon on meth
i prefer PNP
>>42337576i dont think that would really work since meth would make my dick shrink to the size of a pin
