red: unemployed trannies are now all drag queens, ***they can't take hrt anymore***, and they are all assigned a school where they will be reading stories to children, in drag, every single morning until they turn 70. you get 2 "mental health" days a month, 4 weeks of paid vacation, but you have to work summer school (those kids need your message the most)oh and you get paid 40k a year + health insurance (that DOES NOT COVER GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERIES)green: congress is replaced by a new group that is 100% made up of straight trans women (both the house and the senate), they will be in place for life, no more elections, and when they die/get sick, they will be replaced by other, younger straight trans women
Green without even thinking
>>42336149this would only ever be Green unless the person answering hates trannies
>>42336149Red would weed out the discord kitten population and trans optics would get so much better. You would actually be able to have real conversations with other trans women.I would propose adding trans sex workers to the red button too, they objectively do the most damage to the community.
what if i dont have a job but im in college? am i still unemployed
>>42336149Green. Watching chuds talk tuff and do nothing is fun AF
I'll comfortably pick neither.
>>42336315If your directly pursuing real skills, that's real work. It would depend on what you're taking.
>>42336149green because:1) drag queen story hour is not a good thing2) red would include current sex workers. Like seriously keep those people away from children!!!3) the troonification of the US Senate in particular would be so fucking funny4) No more elections on Congress is based. The Founding Fathers didn't intend as much democracy as it is now
>>42336405hmm I get the allure of red but troons having complete power would set back trans rights for a 100 years. I think it would just make people hate us.
>>42336611with inflation red would eventually trap all trans people in brutal poverty forever
>>42336405drag queen story hour is a good thing and teaches kids that being gender non conforming is ok in adults
>>42336633you can do that without dressing up as satan wearing a 15 inch strap on
>>42336781people view gay men as hypersexualized and satanic regardless of how they dress, we should be allowed to lampoon that concept
>>42336611>but troons having complete power would set back trans rights for a 100 yearsHow? With a troon-only Congress and without elections, they can vote in whatever they want. And easily get a veto-proof supermajority in case the plebs get uppity and vote for a transphobic president.Heck, the Congress can even impeach that president kek
>>42336957they would be murdered, that's kind of the whole idea of america
>>42336975no they wouldn't
