mtfujo editionqott: do you read yaoi? prev: >>42333754
Yes
yeah
>>42340448no lmao
>>42340448fuck yes I read yaoi I wanna see BOYS KISSING. I usually stick to yuri though
no men disgust me no matter if theyre faggots or normal
>>42340399I actually really like by the fireplace. very nice and inoffensive cold weather scent imo. also lazy sunday morning is like, an extremely basic linen / floral smell but very pleasant. if you're in an office or something and you just want to wear something clean and simple that won't bother others that's a good call. soul of the forest is really fun but I haven't worn it enough to give a super strong recommendation. the only one that I might say avoid is from the garden. I had a bottle of that and I knocked it on to the floor one day and it shattered. the tomato smell seeped into the floor and made the bathroom smell like I was putting my face directly up against a tomato plant for like a week and a half. so I hate that one now. but if you LOVE tomato smell it's actually fairly realistic!
>>42340448no I fuking hate men
I love menthinking of sitting in one's lap while he busts a nut in my ass gives me an erection
oh my fucking god ma'am this is about yaoi not straightfaggery
>>42340548omg I think about this all the time too ^_^
yaoi is the only chaste form of pornography
>>42340448yaoi is the ideal id rather be an ethereal prettyboy than some foid
>>42340530Margiela fragrances all smell like candles to meCompletely ruins their vibe idk how anyone can enjoy jazz club or by the fireplace!
>>42340448Where did you get an actual picture of me
who hit the tripfag alarm
I want to make out with tripfags
>>42340637LOL that reminds me I was in the museum a couple months ago and a group of teenage girls walked by and I got hit by an insane cloud of jazz club. that kind of made me not like it. I also don't wear much MM these days but I do still like by the fireplace
Tfw no manmoder gf who wants to larp as a uke boy while I give her the gay sex she wants while still remaining a girl.t.chaser
>>42340683I wanna get a oud rose combo so I can nuke strangers...
>>42340698I respect a smell terrorist desu as long as I don't have to sit in the same room as them too long
you know what i think ill light a candle
i smell like sweat and the piss that drips into my underwear after i pee and farts from my room that soak into my clothing because i dont open the door and also a little bit like strawberry
why do we have chasers in mmg
Chasers are in literally every thread dude they need to fap to something
>>42340748I actually hate standing out I just want something sexy for when I'm outdoors in the cold months lol>>42340802I'm a chaser I love trans women so much
chasers love easy and this is the extra extra pathetic mtf thread
I'm a trans woman but also a chaser tbqh
manmoder x manmoder relationship where both help each other succeed even if we can't be youngshit girlmoders...
i have really high standards actually
>>42340819what's your favorite outdoor cold weather perfume?
>>42340813we didnt even do tummy tuesday! there is nothing to fap to here.
it is white girl wednesday once more
if anyone has to go anywhere today i can dogsit im really caring and nice btw do you have cameras in your house and do you check them often and are there blind spots
bitterhon wednesday
>>42340943yeah I have a huge mastiff also can you umm try to avoid blind spots I want to watch
this is the face i make when i eat your grandma's pussy
I recognize the tops of their heads...
>>42341002that's because every cell in your body is biologically rapist
>>42340980i literally look like that
>>42341021can you like, be nice to me
>>42340875On me or on someone else...On a guy I think Dior Sauvage is super sexy and they should all just wear that unless it's hot outside LOLBut for me, I love tobacco vanille on a rly cold day, imagining myself with a scarf on having a coffee while I can smell it... In the office something fresh maybe virgin island water or else a classic something like chanel no 5 lol
>actually likes sauvage on guyswow you are incredibly straight that's impressive
>>42341040i've had this jealousy of women since i was in high school. jealous of how close women can be with each other. but never me. therefore, fuck all of you crazy fucking women. you chose this
>>42341081are you not also a trans woman or what? also I thought the whole issue was that we didn't choose this
people keep buying me mens perfume even when I loudly tell them I never wear perfumemy aversion to male perfume was solved by my mom spraying it on my clothes and my protests against it were met with laughter
>>42340857would like this but as a friendship
>>42341079I'm bi! It just smells hot my dentist wears it though so that's sorta weird to say>>42341108It's nice as a friendship too (I've had that in the past) but people improve faster than me then I can't relate to them anymore...
everyone in mmg is already my friend :) except the chasers i think u should be put down like rabid dogs
even me?
especially you
chasers? in mmg?
what about manmoders who are also chasers
>>42341048oh interesting! I've actually never tried a tom ford somehow. I'll have to pick up a sample of tobacco vanille, it sounds compelling
>>42341147u bet>>42341021no that's me
>>42341152It's nice once it dries down, the opening is super clove heavy and I hate cloves
i hate men so fucking much
woah me too
>>42340980>blue archiveooouuugh
I plead the fifth on men
why be a namefag if ur posts are gonna be lame like now i know youre lame you made sure i knew
Erm that's ableist
>>42340448Yes, started playing through dramatically murders last night>>42340980Mogs me
>>42341152oud wood is also good so is ombre leathermy favorite recently has been daisy wilds marc jacobs and this one dior one with a floral bottle that i don’t remember the name to
oh look it's the only good trip
i wish i had a gf
>>42340684hey can i claim this can i have this is this still available can u dm me immediately hello are u there
>>42341279Oud wood smells like burning tyres to me... But noir de noir is sexy I want to buy it I own a dupe but it sux ass
i want the guy i'm having sex with to smell like axe body spray
let's kill ourselves
>>42341384but what if in 20 years I'll have enough money to get botched at a cheap ffs clinic and then I kill myself?
>>42341394can we date
What's a good cheap clinic that won't botch
fuck off
:/
>>42341370the purple one hnngg
i miss neetadopter :[
grew up looking weird at those smiling schizos who talk to themselves you see sometimesnow I'm that schizo XD
>>42341356stand up baefy
i was always that schizo lmaoooo
>>42341468hello :) I'm here every day all day lol
i don't miss neetadopter
:[
needadopter wife, pls vaguepost more
please no
I like fugoshis who are respectful. Some of them are great writers too desu.
>>42341582i'm so mad!!!!
So if ai says my back is 100% male and also my back IS 100% male should i get ffs or would that be embarrassing
if I can force an AI to tell me 1+1 = 37,443,232.3 (and I can) does that mean I should go outside and commit a heinous act of terror
>>42341636New brainworm unlocked. Im gonna go harass an si with my pics
how can I make manmoding more bearable?
ketamine
>>42340399>>42340637my dailywear for winter is coffee break. i feel like the immediate aroma on application is "candle-y" but that fades quickly, and when it dries down anyone getting a whiff at a distance gets that pleasant coffee shop aroma. very androgynous scent
>>42340448nah, pretty boys can be nice and all but I'd probably rather read yuri and feel my heart pining and yearning and breaking
I look like a man. I was always going to look like a man
same worstie
Before hrt I read yaoi all the time now I read yuri
>>42341735I like straight romance slop too does anyone like chihayafuru
coal
hetslop...
I need to inject hetamine into my veins
my heart hurts
my ass hurts
>>42341356post your discord if you want ill add you anon
It's weird when people are attracted to me. I just see an ugly man in the mirror
I also like kuragehime and nana
im crying
>>42342062auntieslop
>>42342078:/
is a shotgun the most malebrained suicide method
>>42342081i like auntieslop i love piningslop too i love seeing love happen through other people, real or imaginary.lord knows it'll never come to me irl...
>>42342111i thought you had a gf for some reason
>>42342111I cry even at shitty romance flicks
>>42342134i havent been in a relationship since like the end of 2022 anon!>>42342143i feel like crying but i always hold it back bc im supposed to be tough >_> only cant if they kill a dog that fucks me up too much
im still crying
>>42342178I literally can't help it I sob at everything anyways but romance movies do it to me every time without failI have to limit watching La La Land to like once a year
>>42340448the only mtfujo i know is a youngshit who started hrt at 13happy for her she's nicebut makes me want to kms
>>42342191i cry at the opening song of la la land its so sad how all those people moved to los angeles to work miserable jobs in poverty for a 0.0001% chance of getting famous
im not crying anymore
receptors are fried
ILL DO ANYTHING TO BE A GIRL
>>42342348giwtwm
that one boymoder whos just too silly
