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need a twink to send hole
Watching ICE agents arrest people fafo is better then porn
bottoms moaning in cursive
public castration is a good idea
Starting a Gays for ICE page on Twitter. We need to protect our hot ICE from malding lesbians and ugly Antifa.
>>42345472I support it
>>42345470mandatory castration for bottoms
https://voca.ro/1ikt1BwzANqo
>>42345495>>>/mtfg/>>>/chasergen/
[Sad News]I made peanut butter cookies uwuBut the recipe said it would make 24 cookies yet I ended up with 40 :/
penis buttser cockies
https://voca.ro/175tZA6Ct9JK
>>42345539a great bounty of cookies, a great feast
3 day weekend and you know what that means... Time to cook a large quantity of fun meats! My buddy invited me over for the pats game and he's got a smoker so things a smorgasbord of smoked meats. Much to consider
>>42345440They forced us to learn cursive when I was in school. The horror
>>42345574i am unable to write in noncursive, i got that drunken spider handwriting
>>42345539Bro is not KC
>>42345572Mmm.... meat...... big juicy ICE officer meat
my pussy is clean tonight. any visitors?
>>42345599hello yes, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
>>42345539Folks ain't gonna keep being patient with you
>>42345615Sure
>>42345595Thinking Mac and cheese, pork belly, and Cajun wings. I want a beef option but brisket seems like overkill. I like a lot of tiny things rather than cutting from a roast. Maybe shortribs?
>>42345591I don't get it :|
>>42345625My uncle use to say this lol
>>42345645Confusing
>>42345645So sad to think of what happened to the little guy. If I could only go back and get in there first!
>>42345625Six in the morn'Fire in the streetBurn, baby, burn (You, you, you, you, you)That's all I wanna see (You, you, you, you, you)
>>42345645Damn baby
>>42345440And the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error.
My yasss beams are focused and ready to fire.
GD fucking sucks.Here is some eye cleanser.
>>42345705I like left more, not that it matters
>>42345687https://voca.ro/1b6uUFaYioOE
>>42345705I could take both of them at the same time :3
>>42345705Come on now. Ignoring all the rest of it, his hole game was on point once upon a time. Even hitler had the autobahnen yk.
>>42345705I want both in military/police uniform >>42345726Same here, you ugly fukkin dog
>>42345729I hate camwhores and GD is extra annoying. Not a fan of assholes anyway
>>42345741>>>poonergen
>>42345726slut pup
https://voca.ro/1cxZd555f9FD
bottoms who can write in cursive are highly prized and valuable.
I found a hat
what are you all reading? (besides smut, you filthy animals :p)I'm just finished ASOIAF (well, if one can finish an incomplete series) and need something different
>>42345787Where can I buy this hat sis?
I actually dislike the taste of piss lol
>>42345793stormlight archive, fantasy series about war and oaths and ancient magic and shitvery peak, tickles my hard-magic autism
>>42345793Wuthering HeightsI always thought it was a romance novel but it's a great mystery novel :0
It's not about the piss. It's about knowing your place sis.
>Watching ICE officers slip on ice because America offended the hyperborean gods of Thule
I pissed on a guy's face once. He was lying on the floor. I liked that.
second root dish of the daycrushed turnip with parmesan had it with some ketchup, it was pretty good
Force me
>>42345861That looks nice :3I thought it was a cooked pineapple slice at first tho :o
>>42345882u looka fata
>>42345793"Which version of the Bible do you read?" A concerned Christian asks. I pull the Jefferson Bible from my man bag. "Return to tradition." I say, and promptly walk away.
I wish I wasn't cursed to be a fem looking faggot
>>42345841The name sounds similar to that gacha slop wuthering waves. Not that I have played it. Those gachas normally have like triple the amount of waifus compared to husbandos
>>42345803stunning and brave>>42345793still working on Consciousness Explain by Daniel Dennet, despite having it kicking around for over a year. I just rarely have the energy to read it, it's pretty good thoughAlso have the sequel to Blindsight sitting around>need something differentif you want actually good dark fantasy, nothing beats the second apocalypse series. starting with The Darkness that Comes Before. absolutely fantastic series, easily my favorite series out of all the books I've ever read. Malazan is also good
>>42345793Just finished WWZ and Congo. Prob gonna dive into some Hemingway next.
>>42345899um actually that version of the bible was deemed heretical by pope cock the taintlicker III for not interpreting the trinity correctly so now you must be executed (our god says so)
>>42345901what you call a curse many would call a blessing
>>42345883lol I can see whywith the ketchup, it actually tasted like eating shrimp with cocktail sauce bc of the horseradish type turnip flavor
>protesters threaten to hurt or kill ICE>ICE approaches them>protesters complain ICE is being mean
I only pee on skinny ppl
>>42345813I have read other Sanderson novels. definitely think that I should finally pick up The Way of Kings!
>>42345931Can't tell I'm pudgy with clothes on OK?
>>42345901It's ok darling, we all wish we weren't cursed to look at you either :3>>42345908That word is quite old and often associated with that novel, but thinking about it is very rare to come across it :/
>>42345841I read it in high school. best Bronte. I both resented and loved Heathcliff
>>42345950I dont post myself dummy
>>42345956Now THAT'S fresh
>>42345909I will check out your suggestions. I have been curious about Malazan for a while, though I am not familiar with Dennet's works
>>42345931You are a pillar of christening and purity.
>>42345932the whole series is really really goodprotip, if you haven't already, read warbreaker before you read book 3 of stormlight if you get into it enough to get that far, some stuff in there will make a lot more sense with context from warbreaker (and also warbreaker is just really good)
>>42345934You would be like with a fat guy swimming in the public pool wearing an oversized t-shirt during our pee session
>>42345971I'm a peelar of the cummunity
>>42345986as it would happen, I am reading Warbreaker at this very moment! I'm a fan of my boy Lightsong I've also read the first three Mistborn novels, Tress of the Emerald Sea, and Yumi and Nightmare Painter. Hoid seems to be lurking around every corner
how do you cope when your hookup has a smaller penis than your dadlike, it's just hard to respect him at that point>>42345931daddy pls>>42345969dennet isn't a fiction writer, he's dead now but when he was alive he was a philosopher and sort of a cognitive science type guy
There's rings i wanted to buy for my bf and I that was $900 each almost 2 yrs ago, now they are $1,500each, its a Ukrainian shop.
hard gay beam
BF is trying to move to the US from Brazil
>>42346017hehe hoid does that, you'll see him again in stormlight, under a different name ;)tress and yumi are on my list, i've read all the mistborn books so far and am fiending for the cosmere sourcebook for mistborn to come out
>>42345787one time i went to a party in new york and instead of a toilet they had a commode, but instead of a bucket to collect the waste there was a guy laying underneath with his head under the seat
>>42346019I am a student of science and increasingly interested in philosophy, so I don't mind a technical/theoretical read. I'm still reading classical philosophy stuff, though, so it may be a while before I am ready for Dennet
>>42345908ya, but qiu yuan
>>42346030but you said he was in Israel orphan
>>42346033Tress was rather whimsical, which was a refreshing departure from my usual faire
>>42346045Gross
>>42346045my kind of party. sign me up sis.
>>42346091the main event was a guy laying in a coffin that had a hole cut out for his head/ torso and a hole for him to put his dick through. there was this dominatrix pooring hot wax on him from a candle and she dropped it. it broke. some of the glass shattered. what does she do? stamps it into his chest with stiletto high heels on. literally was stomping on his balls with the heel. was surprised they didn't burst.
>>42346030That's not good considering the US is no longer processing visas for Brazilians. I think 65 or so countries were included
>>42346045I <3 New York
She doesn't know he romantically kisses his sons?
I'm so happy and lucky I got into the US before the visa ban
>>42346116What were you doing at this party?
>>42346126He wants to kiss her son.
>>42346136ugh his sons must have hit gaydeath and he wants younger guys now
>>42346121His visa category is exempt
>>42345861for the night is dark and full of turnips
>>42346131taking pictures for work. morgan bailey was the host. she thought i was cute. wanted to pee on me. i said no. went home. not into trannies.
I just want a normal guy no sex parties please. Trannies look eery as hell
>>42346188Who even goes to sex parties besides some crazy grindr sluts? I would hope most people didn't do that lol
Worst I would do is be a cumdump in a gangbang.
>>42346166I admire your restraint.
>>42346218Yeah I feel like they're a bad stereotype of what people think gay men are. Kinks are fine if you're with your partner
I wasn't able to use grindr today. Every single one of America's wireless telecommunications providers are down again.
>>42346188I wanna host sex parties, but no drugs and alcohol involved.
If straight people hosted more sex parties, it would be normalized. Straight people are too boring and lame.
>>42346245It would be 12 gay guys playing Scrabble and timur spread eagle on the rug begging for peeNo one's doing this shit sober
>>42346245I'd host a naked party with only moderate alcohol consumption or smoking allowed
>>42346245they had a clown handing out balloons
>>42346283Why are they not pissing on me?
2 months away from 26. Haven't had a bf for a decade now. <3
>>42346293the hot ones always wanna do coke. like. uhg. nothing is more annoying then trying to sleep because you have to catch a flight home and the bitch is fiendin' going through all the cabinets in the kitchen. like bitch go to bed. the fuck. i would've got a hotel if i'd known you were going to be like this.
If your bottom turned into this what would you do?
i don't party anymore, but i got some stories.
>>42346299No beer means our bladders aren't full yet
>>42346337handcuff that chubby bitch to a treadmill
Would you date webmrel even if you knew he was illegal?
>>42346369he's good looking enough for me
>>42346262Straight ppl probably do it much more so than gays, and it's unattractive middle aged bored ppl that have ran out of options for getting excited.
>>42346369i'd marry him and then report him for deportation on the low. then it's play martyr on social media and open a gofund me after filming his capture begging for sympathy.
>>42346369I don't like Hispanic guys unless they're fem
short slightly chubby effeminate submissive male with a highly sensitive prostate
>>42346369Are you just assuming he is illegal in your country because he doesn't look white?
>>42346297I want a sexy clown show with naked painted jokers and jesters stripping.
>>42346391how chubby is slightly
i wanna zig-a-zig ah
>>4234640020lbs over weight. a real cookie monster.
>>42346366It's fluffy not fat
https://youtube.com/watch/ZLuPN7u_ha8?si=yFAPD9RMIvK3OR7-If I looked like this guy i would have the most filthy depraved rough gay sex with 90 lb twinks
>>42346405rubenesque
>>42346400grabbable tummy, but no overhang
I love cold weather so I can dress like thisWhat do you guys wear in cold weather?
>>42346428cry
>>42346418ugh the lowest I ever got as an adult was 103 at 5'8"it's so over
imminent squeak
He’s living the dream meant for me
can you make it clap
>>42346450That's acceptable as well. I want to be huge like that guy with a massive 10" killing cock and murder twinks during sex with it. Rip them in half with my savage schlong
>>42346405Depends of what you mean overweight. Now the most common healthy weight calculations are pretty generous and being 20 lbs over that already generous threshold would be a bit much
>>42346476based
give me a dick to sit on and let me have my way. you might like it or.. you might get destroyed. that's the risk u take with me.
OK I tried to hold back butWtf do I do about my roommates gf flirting with me? I told her to stop but she is'nt
pending squeak.processing—
boomcock
squeak! >.<
>>42346450You sound anorexic. I'm 5'4 and my doctors said I was very close to underweight when I was 119 lbs and that I should probably gain a bit of weight, you shouldnt be any skinnier than 139 pounds. You were literally a cadaver
>>42346497fuck her. serves her right for bothering you. pull her panties down and ram your throbbing cock inside of her hungry pussy lips, but in a gay way. Pull out right before you're going to cum and skeet the jizz in her asshole..women must learn.
>>42346428I have a winter mask and American flag trucker hat that i wear with a hooded jacket or sweatshirt. i call it my ice fit. I just wore it to the mall the other day
>>42346517yeah I used to be severely underweight and actively anorexic, these days I'm ~140lbs and 5'9" since I grew an inch after recovery.
>>42346497Obviously lead her own and when she tries to make a move sexually just tell her"oh sorry, you're just way too ugly for me . I was just enjoying the attention"
>>42346497It's still gay to have sex with her if you call her a man
fuck tops in the ass
>>42346540>>42346534>>42346520I live with her bf guys
