>>42347878
I troll every day. sometimes I come in here and straight up start arguing with myself just to see what happens

>>42347912
fuck you this is so pathetic lmao

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you heard the billboard. get fat. now

>>42347919
lol it's so fun though

>>42347924
i hope you never find happiness, your entire existence is invalid, and i genuinely hate me you

i have never gone so far as arguing with myself. i never pretend i’m two separate people talking to each other, it’s just too low for me

>>42347912
>>42347919
>>42347924
>>42347931
all me btw

>>42347931
what did I do oh my god lol
I have happiness. I have so much happiness every day. I look in the mirror and I smile at my appearance, and I look around and see that my existence is real and that life is pretty good. and if I met you...I'd probably try to befriend you because I think you're likely to be a cool person irl. I don't hate you. why hate me?

>>42347961
>your entire existence is invalid, and i genuinely hate you
>you're likely to be a cool person irl
damn you're pathetic for taking this lmao

my tummy feels crazy i ate something bad

>>42347976
your man gut is rebelling against the hormone injections probably

should i try to bake sandwich bread this weekend?

>>42347971
she didn't even mean that, she has no idea who I am. people just come here and say nonsense all the time!

>>42347980
heck yeah

bakinghon will return in avengers doomsday

>>42347979
my man gut is rebelling against the double cheeseburger i ate it stinks in here oh god

portraying myself as having a delicate woman tummy and my enemy with a gross man gut

theres nothing more womanly than being unable to hack eating greasy food then spending the next several hours being embarrassed over ripping the most god awful braps

speaking of braps, i feel like lia wasn’t in mmg today at all…

so hrt actually doesnt do anything huh

>>42348202
you fell for it too?

>>42348211
ye im an ugly man with breasts now lol

maplestory classic waiting room

we’re all women

>>42348227
my reward for 4 years is b cups, clear skin and other than that i look the exact same

eating a slice of ham for dinner like a peasant

>>42347923
doxxmoder kill yourself challenge, I know you can do it, bro!

peasants eat gruel, ham is for kings

>>42348289
i’ve been accused, increasingly directly, of being doxxmoder like 3 nights in a row. why?

i made seitan and this shit fairly bussin
>>42348292
kill yourself carnist

raping vegans

>>42348372
99% chance i'm stronger than you given im one of the only people in this gen who lifts
but go ahead, try and rape me bro see if i give a fuck

alright how much do you lift and what type of fighting did you study
loser gets raped

i lift enough to manhandle you like a ragdoll you 90 lbs weakling. get your ass ready, boy.

stop stop this is turning into a fantasy for one of you

>qott:
I can't be a troll, my heart just isn't in it.

i rest my case. bring lube and i'll see you in the rape dungeon

but who rapes the rapists?

seggs when

once we get through aeggs through reggs

anyone else ever poop in the shower

can't do that

>>42348542
of course I do

>>42348547
why not?
>>42348551
fuck YES, do you just let it wash away while you shower or what?

>>42348553
yeah mostly but sometimes I have to push it with my feet a bit >_<

any manmoders RESEARCH CHEMICALS?

>>42348557
nice! yeah I like feeling it between my toes so I do that sometimes ^_^

RCs are for nerds, i prefer my substances sheduled

i prefer my salad scheduled

evil heartburn preventing me from sleeping

>>42348576
ok I do like between my toes too...the texture is satisfying...

Why is scat so popular on this board now and why do I also think it's awesome :0

>>42348622
an extremely intelligent trans woman I know told me about otc famotidine recently and it works like a fucking charm for heartburn and acid reflux. highly recommend! very cheap and you can buy it in a lot of places.

>>42348634
she sounds ugly and annoying perhaps even dumb

>>42348630
i just think it’s funny, i wonder how many actual scat fetishists are here

>>42348630
I get the impression most of these people are just joking about poop because it's funny / gross! I'm doing that too but I'm also just into scat as well...idk why you think it's awesome but enjoy the ride!

>>42348643
that seems mean of you :(

>>42348643
not sure what you mean but she's actually quite cute. and she's also a medical student so it wasn't just bullshit made up advice or anything. it's a real thing and it works!

>>42345480

>>42348688
stop posting your shitty bait no one's falling for it

i don't have a scat fetish, i just eat it because it's delicious and nutritious

>>42348690
bait?

>>42348652
I'm doing something similar where I just compulsively mention it in any thread I can because it's funny and weird but I also genuinely wanna find more people to have lewd talk about it..,.,. It's funny because I look too cute to be into something so gross

>>42348725
ok I get that completely, the gap moe is a real factor lmao. I'd theoretically be down but in reality I have no idea what I'd discuss

sucks lia isnt here im brapping up a storm it sounds like a machine gun is jammed up my ass

anyone else get bored of the whole trans thing

i think im just myselfmoding from now on

i ate a small piece of fish and it was raw you think i’ll explode

yeah youre gonna die :(

Hrt doesnt work but i became enlightened and grounded in my maleness last night so that doesnt matter.

the fact that mainstream trannyism is now twinkhons and youngshits that never had to battle with a life of repression and sexual violence makes me uncomfy

i need to accept myself as a male that is kinda ugly and not appealing to anyone

me after ffs and a mastectomy and srs and a nullification revision

saw a woman post ‘i wish i was a young gay man’ and i got happy because that’s me and if she wants to be me then i can be me but then i remembered that im ugly and old

I've been on e for 9 years and have had ffs but I still manmode everywhere and nobody sees me as anything other than a male.

Honestly what the point of this life, being born a tranny, having to live this way. I should just take drugs.

>>42349047
do you regret ffs

>>42349061
not at all, I look more feminine than I did before and it has improved my mental state a ton on its own, even if it's still androgynous that when combined with the rest of my features and presentation makes me seem like a guy.

hi eden

>>42348623
you must be from germany

timothee chalamet looks like jessie begging for walter’s cock in the q/a he had with robert downey jr

>>42349035
yeah she wants to be a perfect twink not what an actual gay man looks like, she probably just got done gooning to heated rivalry

>>42349095
would you recommend ffs to someone who just wants to present male until i die because being a tranny isnt for me

can i still call myself vegan if i eat poop occasionally?

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I can't sleep tonight so I've just been up thinking. I randomly remembered this one time a guy, who I used to be really close friends with, and I were at a get together with a bunch of mutual friend. he and I were being kinda standoffish because of our falling out and I don't remember what I said exactly but I think I was poking fun at him for something dumb he had said. out of nowhere he like reached out and grabbed my chest through my T-shirt and said something and then finished it with something along the lines of "and take that stupid bra off". I was kinda just awestruck and stood there and everyone else who was watching just stood there for a second and turned away. Would this count as sexual assault? I'm not gonna do anything with this info bc it's been like a year since we spoke but it's something I had forgotten about and randomly remembered.

>>42347955
i sniff my own farts

>>42347955
>>42349316
all me btw

>>42349277
> is it sexual assault
yes

>is a dude touching another dude's chest SA
no

>>42349346
idk I had been on hormones for like a year and a half so I had tits that where pretty obnoxious when you touch my chest. thf I didn't think it was or I would've done something but I was just curious what other people thought.

>>42349358
obvious*

>she/her'd 100% of the time w long hair
>short hair is 50/50
women is when hair

good thing i cut all mine off. i almost passed, after that what would i even talk about

>>42349277
>Would this count as sexual assault?
Whatever it counts as, i wouldn't be "friends" with that guy anymore. Or anywhere near him for that matter.

>>42349381
fakestmoder

>>42349414
it kinda sucks bc he's friends with my old friends from school so I see him very occasionally but I keep my distance.

>>42349435
people are just gender blind
>>42349277
yes
>>42349346
wasn't this general losing their shit last week over the dsa anon

my skull is huge as well as the rest of my body

awesome

>>42349520
im ugly too

nonas my tummy troubles are over i just had to take a huge shit ^-^

people can barely pity she/her me more than 50% of the time

>>42349484
fakemoders always say shit like this. i have long hair and have been she/her’d 3 times total

>>42349441
I guess keeping it as occasional as possible is the best you can do, as long as everyone else is cool in your book. I'm probably a bit older but pretty much stopped talking to people from HS right after.

>>42349484
i made the dsa stuff up as a bit

i feel like you’re lying and an unrelated nona

>>42349565
im 20 and in uni and I go back to where I'm from for the summer so I really only see him maybe 1-3 a year. I only really talk to them all so I have someone to drink with during the summers.

>>42349550
shut up I know I look male

Zero malefails

you get she/her’d half the time with short hair, you don’t

>>42349639
I'm not posting myself bruh I just know you'd laugh at my moid face

i’m not asking you to post yourself, i’m telling you you’re delusional if you think you look like a man despite the evidence

>>42349715
nice psyop

i do not give a shit if you post yourself, but if you get she/her’d with any degree of consistency i don’t see how you’re a manmoder

>>42349589
I see. At least there's not that much to lose then.

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>>42349775
lol reverse psychology doesn't work on me

i don’t want to see you post face. why would i want to look at someone who looks more feminine than me bitch about how manly she looks?

>>42349891
>who looks more feminine than me
I probably don't

shut up women

>>42349905
am you get called a woman constantly
i do not
unlike you, i’m able to draw conclusions based on observation

>>42349924
>constantly
it's literally a 50/50 coin flip shut up

i wish i passed 50% of the time

>>42349939
still way more common than for me. you’re not a manmoder

I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK
AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT

stop doing that to me

>>42349973
*schluurrrp*

>>42349962
I'm more moided than you fakemoder

>>42349995
>I'm more moided than you fakemoder
Nuh uh

>>42349995
>you get correctly gendered half of the time
>i get correctly gendered none of the time
do you need some extra time for tough problems like this one?

>>42350001
>>42350004
kys

>>42350026
you have no argument lmao, you’re a fakemoder and making it obvious while insisting you’re not

sometimes i look in the mirror and i kinda look like my sister but most of the time i see my dad

sometimes i watch the sopranos and see my dad

"weird lit" and it's midly peculiar

but is it lit af?

I wish I was a woman

you are a woman

no u

I don't look like one

they hate me cause my life lit

>>42350269
>>42350319
gusanos

o algo asi

>>42350333
>>42350335
and a taco burrito to you too, young lady

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I’m literally a man on hrt how r u men
I’m not trans or a woman btw
I’m cis straight male with prison gay elements

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AAAAHHH IM FUCKING GAY

she's kind of intoxicating ngl

1. I have a small pelvis
2. Im a rape victim
3. I have a man face

The Rapist

>>42350480
1. lol
2. lol
3. lol

>>42350497
it’s not funny. i keep losing hours

probably molested and trying hard not to think about it award

Hes making me wear the girl clothes again doesn't this moron know I'm a moder

who else comptop

I just got a TOTP with 67 in it and smiled

extremely rotund today but can also see my muscles

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all in a day's work

>>42347878
Not much trolling. I was meme into repping.
>Could DIY at 14
>went to boomerhon site Susan place who said that male bones are permanent by 15
>cracked at 22, then hondosed for 6 years.
>now at 29, I’m stuck manmoding with my saving grace of being sometimes confused for a teenage boy.

got an erection while voice training >_<

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I’m literally fake trans lol
I’m literally a boomerhon sissy lol
I’m literally gonna kms lol
Women HATE me and men want me dead
I’m a male man and I spit on gods face for ever thinking my transition is valid. If you don’t think of trooping since your 10th birthday and especially after your 18th you need to uhmmm explode!!

thank you methy very cool

>>42351270
that's just your euphoria boner
cis girls get it too!

my eyes are so pretty

i should have been a woman

should have killed myself 5 years ago desu

i shoulda been gay

damn

>>42351457
yeah but then i wouldnt be here reading that post. who knows where i'd be. maybe it'd be better. maybe if you werent here id be indescribably happy. so maybe i should just wish you were dead. but it's the fact i dont know. thats what makes me happy youre alive. well, not happy. fine maybe. youre alive. and im fine with that.

>>42351476
okay, thanks for being fine with me not killing myself

what part of my brain is so broken that I want to be a woman?

you like black girls? I love them, I love 'em!

i slept with my blahaj last night because i was really sad and lonely

why so sad

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>my highest is my sister's lowest

sometimes when life gets really hard
I stand next to the wall in my bedroom
where my league posters are hanging
and I stroke the picture of miss fortune tenderly in a vain effort to extract some comfort from the artwork.
"oh MF...we're really in it now" I'll say. "oh MF...what would you do in this situation...if only I had your power...your strength"
then I go pray and jack off in front of my skt t1 shrine

>>42351551
just wildly dysphoric and depressed ig recently. also trying to lose weight is a lot of pain.

>>42351585
I would do unimaginable things to be able to lick the sweat of her stomach

>>42351606
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

>>42351618
BREEDING MISS FORTUNE

Do I inject tonight?

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I’m a furrymoder uwu

>>42351712
holy fuck that is the sexiest reshiram I've ever seen in my life

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I love having gay sex with my bf(best friend turn abuser)

giwtwm

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Buy a fur suit and have gay sex then

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>>42351717
She doesn’t need much wish I was a sexy Pokémon :/

>>42348202
skill issue

>>42348688
intellect issue

just saw a malenia cosplayer I want to have sex with

Sex is gross...

>>42351722
need

i have never and will never have sex

do I deserve cuddles

not if you have to ask

i’m getting a boner sniffing the armpits of his hoodie help

there's men out there that enjoy buttholes how pathetic

I WISH I WAS A WOMAN

you know when abandoned newborn cats keep meowing for hours but then they get tired so they just cuddle up to each other and wait for death

>>42351775
I feel that. I think I'd want to be a zoroark desu

I wear size 44 or 45 shoes

girl I'm a manmoder too, just like that 4chan meme

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Im super weird

man it is so hopeless

im going to cry

Can't wait to move so I can finally girlmode

my balls hort

the days when I make up some delusion are the days I am happiest