>female penisYou dont actually believe this, right?
>>42360517F E M I N I N E P E N I SM A S C U L I N E V A G I N A
>>42360517erm its actually true because hrt changes you biologically
>>42360525lol
I do.
I believe it.
call yourself whatever you want, you still take man sized shits
>>42360517I didn't until I saw one
>>42360594Bigger than you can ever imagine, I’ve worked hard to obtain a healthy gut biome I’m never going back to rabbit doodies>>42360517Personally i prefer 1” barely functional urinary tube
>>42360612You are a man.
>>42360517I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not true.
>>42360517i'd like to see a tranners little pp
>>42360517If you saw my thin and neutered 1 inch pp up against my boyfriend’s potent 7 inch hog you’d understand
You don't understand.You are checking facts, you aren't letting yourself learn something new.Look up hyenas. Female hyenas.Learning is magic.
>>42360698>you are a manBlah blah blah like I give a fuck what some diseased jeet says, go back to your poophut Rajesh. I’m gonna enjoy strangers hitting on me and calling me cute :p
>>42360517>bioessentialist linguistic prescriptivism(((You))) don't actually believe this, right? even hobbes was a nominalist, chuck
>>42360517OP doesn't even know about the mouthfeel
>>42360825bioessentialists unironically be like>objective reality exists and its irreducible truths can clearly be found in what ur genitals look like
>>42361164the "reality exists" people always end up as systemcucks bc a tautological epistemology is the easiest to prostitute. can't be a hypocrite if you never actually believed anything
>>42361187ESL word salad detected
>>42360517I believe that people who take medical steps to ease their dysphoria are women and that many of those people have penises yes
>>42361222nta but>these words are too big for me! you must be a foreigner!very funny. i understood what they said perfectly fine. you are just outing yourself as a retard
>>42360517>You dont actually believe this, right?As a Gay man I have zero interest in tiny little estrogenised tranny little prawn dick, its real.
Feminine penis yes but not female penis.
>>42361222>>42361187i am undeniably based because i agree with both of these replies
>>42361254ikr? like fucking clockwork, i use the word "epistemology" on /tttt/, i get called ESL. which, i never understand. if i ran across someone who could command english like i do, who spoke it as a second language, i'd probably kill myself. the majesty and grandeur of the english language is all i have. poor henrietta higgins
>>42361187shut up, SWERF
>>42361289OMG! More ESL word salid
>>42361315>hurrdurr i'm pretending to be retardedwow we all think you're so cool and want to be your friend
>>42361289tbdesu im so poisoned by redditfaggotry such that the following words trigger my "oh stfu faggot" response even if they're being used correctly>epistemology>tautology>ontology>teleology>etiology>Hegelian>institutional
>>42361340>stfu faggotOh yeah
>>42361340in that case i'd say you should stop using reddit so much
>>42361340Sounds like you just don’t like philosophy.
>>42361377i don't any more but the poison lingers and it's not like the typical 4chan autist is significantly better at not devolving into pretentious philosophytubisms
>>42361412honestly people who derail convos to complain about words are more annoying. like we get it, big words bad and only weird people use them. just shut up already.
>>42361164Since objective truths don’t exist why claim you are objectively a woman
>>42361455Ok that is NOT fair
>>42361391i do actually, i have zizek, neitszche camut, kirkeegard, chomsky, lacan and a lot of other random existentialists, psychologists and linguists on my bookshelf, before trooning i went through a long phase of "perhaps if i just read enough i'll understand my problems and then they'll go away" like a retardwhat i'm getting at really is that your background and knowledge doesn't matter so much as how effectively you can communicate those ideas to people who don't have your background and knowledge. if you just want to dunk on chuds and get clapped on the back by your bigbrain buddies, go crazy, but i still think you're being a bit of a faggotalso it's atrocious how often people on the internet pepper in jargon to make simple arguments needlessly incomprehensible
>>42361455what do you mean by "objective truth"? like, a truth that is totally unconditioned by human perception of it? i am sorry to tell you, such truths do not exist. truth dies outside of language. it suffocates, for lack of atmosphere
>>42361498Could you please shut the fuck up?
>>42361498>I can understand these words perfectly fine but please don’t use them because it’s bad vibes Please just shut up already. For the love of god. Insufferable.
the only female penis i care abt is the one found in cave lice of the neotrogla genusand also the one belonging to my hypothetical future trannywife
>>42361512>>42361520oh sorry am i derailing the "female penis" bait thread?
>>42361498i agree with you, and i'm actually the one who posted >>42361187. but do you know a shorter way to say "tautological epistemology"? i mean, i could explain the phrase in a longer sentence of smaller words, but that would take more effort on my part. as if i were talking to a child. jargon used to gatekeep is just prior analytics (logical douchebaggery) but unfortunately sometimes the jargon words are the fastest way to say something
>>42361551Yes you are. And in the most annoying “I’m very smart but other people are not as smart as me so please infantilize a hypothetical audience that I’ve constructed to be a contrarian whiny pissbaby” way possible.
>>42361551Shemale penis = big hard dickTrans woman penis = little soft dick
>>42361498this is what happens when you dont believe in female penis btw
>>42361554>do you know a shorter way to say "tautological epistemology"?although zizek is famously incomprehensible i think his method of communicating concepts through intentional vagueness, open-ended questions, and comedy is genuinely effective at getting the nihilistic internet dweller to think.i would not come up with a shorter way to say "tautological epistemology" because i think that's the 'wrong' approach to internet discourse, the chud does not care about the meaning of words to begin with, they see words as tools to exert power and when you jargondump they (often rightly) think you are trying to exert power over them. then it just devolves to hurling insults to take back power and assert that your words don't have power over them.zizek's famous joke about coffee without cream/coffee without milk is an example of conveying something of the essence of tautological epistemology.>A man walks into a cafe and orders a coffee without cream. The waitress replies sorry, we only have coffee without milk.
>>42361626i am an adamant defender of the female penis
>>42361690That’s a profound misunderstanding about a Zizek joke regarding negation.
>>42361690it's hilarious that you would choose zizek as an example of someone whose approach is not jargon-laden. you are finishing an undergraduate degree, are you not?
>>42361690I'm so glad I read that coffee without cream joke once again. It's just as funny as it was the first time which is not at all
>>42361756that's a profound misunderstanding of context>>42361775did you even read my reply>>42361781it's not meant to be funny, it's meant to convey object-subject relationships intuitivelythis thread is bumming me out
I’m a cis tourist and every time I lurk this board I just get more confused.shouldn’t srs and a boobjob be the endgame for every trans women? Are people who say otherwise just fake trans or closet faggots who just want a femboy gf?
>>42361832if you think i'm letting skate by with that "although famously incomprehensible" qualifier, you're dead fucking wrong. zizek remains one of the most jargon-heavy philosopher currently living. none of his rhetorical techniques are separable from this. have you ever, EVER, heard him tell that "joke" unpreceded or unappended by a 30-minute explanation?
>>42361832It's cliche, zizek is a master of cliche. Lacan would have beat his ass for being such an old bore.
>>42360517what else am i meant to do, insist my shrunken dick that cant fill a hand and doesnt even feel like my dick used to feel is masculine? because i like men a little too much to really assert that one with confidence yk>>42360698shit i claim before i have some dude who dwarfs me in every dimension fuck my stupid little estrogenated twink brains out>>42360733beg and you might
>>42361266what sets that bar? does this exist as a point of progression towards male clitoris, masculine clitoris, feminine clitoris, etc?
>>42361340im going to start using these words more to annoy you
>>42361997It's a penis that belongs to a woman.
>>42360517They taste completely different.
>>42361856he's also one of the most popular philosophers of the modern era, and it's not because his audience is understanding his every word. they certainly are not. it's because he is able to weave a thesis that "lands" through a dialectic. i don't remember fuckall from the sublime object of ideology except the essences of ideas and the jokes, the jargon is fluff for the bookworms to give historical and academic credibility to the essential concepts that even jarhead business majors can vaguely comprehend but, because they aren't philosophers, lack the vocabulary and knowledge to finger concretely.my zizek phase was long long ago i'm not saying he is comprehensible or jargonless, but that he can convey understanding in a way that resonates with laypeople even if they don't walk away from a youtube video knowing what a Hegelian dialectic is.
>>42362029what the fuck is a woman? have you ever even met one?
>>42362059Welcome to earth nigger, they're everywhere.
>>42362070well maybe they fucking shouldnt
>>42362058zizek is popular bc he's a walking meme. hyperbolically few people go to his lectures to listen to his ideas. the vast majority of people go to watch him pull his shirt and sniff and say "and so on." despite his personal popularity the popularity of his particular blend of marxism and lacanianism has not increased at all. which, if his ideas were truly reaching people, you'd think there'd also be a surge in people becoming orthodox marxists
>>42360517I believe it should always be snipped off, simple as
zizek is just stallman for zoomers
>>42361525>hypothetical future trannywifecoward! you won't! All it takes is 5 boyremovals a day and you'll be able to claim any tranny as your wife.
>>42362170i don't wholly disagree, but i'd point out that jordan b. peterson reached people and meaningfully impacted the political climate in part by "doing philosophy/psychology" in a way that resonated with laypeople and if you've actually read his works the man does not hold his tongue when it comes to incomprehensible jargon (see picrel). but he peppers in and synthesizes it with enough quips and cliches (clean your room) to have become a household name.the reason jorby succeeded and zizek did not is because jorby had the patriarchal demeanor and theological sympathies to be useful to the ruling elite. there can never be an effective orthodox marxist equivalent of jordan peterson in our capitalist hellscape
>>42361976please can i see they are so tiny and cute and hard to find pics ofi need a boymoder gf
>>42362332how do you feel about fat bitches?
>>42360517Passoid will literally be that and also>>42360525
>>42362292>that image>jargonplease its like 3 books and babbys first stimulant induced psychosis episode
>>42362265Is this true? I'm a sub par male, I got women out the ass, but I'm invisible to trannies.
>>42362292so you admit, in the capitalist hellscape, both peterson and zizek are successful only to the extent that they are useful to capital. to me, this is the determining factor in their popularity. zizek is a funny meme, peterson is also funny meme kermit but his ideas are much more palatable to capital, and this simply explains why each is successful. it actually has nothing to do with either's use of jargon, or lack thereof. the awakening of the proletariat has never been the issue. working people are awake. every working person knows viscerally how absolutely fucking fucked over railed and rawdogged we are. what we lack, what we have always lacked, from marx to bakunin to kropotkin to debord to zizek, is a leader who doesn't have carbuncles on his ass
>>42362385yeah that's more or less my point, to a layperson jordan peterson talking about the inherent chaos of femininity is equally as incomprehensible as zizek talking about the hard kernel of a Lacanian thesis.
>>42361847Get this through your fucking head! World is a spectrum adding labels cause friction!
>>42362430yeh fair point, im tired and only half reading things. also i hate lacan for being right.
>>42362359eww
>>42362796well then you can suck it and go without
>>42360517The Dark Mother has already talked about the mouthfeel
>>42361847>shouldn’t srs and a boobjob be the endgame for every trans women?No, women are hotter with dicks
>>42362839
>>42361847I like natural tits. What I really want is a total ribcage reduction (not possible yet) and a clavicle reduction. I don't want bigger boobs (I have delightful C cups I just want them firmer), I want a smaller upper body.
Is it valid if i want to be a cis male on hrt and have a transgf who lickes having her peanits pleasured or is that weird and stupid.
>>42360525JarbJarbEstrogen doesn't help males turn oocytes into ovaThey will never be you
>>42362861Weirdly sometimes penis stuff is good but it's very inconsistent. I notice that if I neglect prog for a week or so and then start it again, on the third or fourth day, erections actually don't feel bad and having it played with is good, but I'm also crazy fucking horny those days.
>>42362866how many kids do you have?
>>42362886>you're only male or female during the exchange of gametes with someone elseI know what hole you're trying to dig but
>>42362875Yeah i've heard its like inconsistent at best and nonexistant at worse. I dont know why im this specific flavour of a faggot but id be fine with a tgirl using a strap on my ass. Not sure about an actual straight up man doe.I've heard prog is weird in general. Apparently it can even raise your DHT and make you superbald.somehow? Bizzare.
>>42362905so, none? is that right? no kids, huh? with all those hecxin real wombyn ova, too. such a shame
>>42362917Oh I rarely ever want to top with it and when I do the thought makes me feel gross. It's just that stroking it feels good instead of bad on those days. It can but I take Dutasteride to prevent the DHT conversion.
>>42362939Based.
>>42362938Yeah! Homosexual males?THOSE AREN'T MALES!!Their splooge goes into poo holes!!It's a shame that literally everyone is nonbinary :X </3I mean, there's plenty of actually female-ish-brained transwomen whose reality is no ability to gestate a neonate, which brings them actual dysphoria.
