>>42363643
Can't she just ask the dood to stop doing that on her shoulders without ending the relationship?
Also how can anyone be nostalgic for something that was only 10 years ago? There's stuff in my fridge older than that.

>>42363643
damn even pooners have to deal with bullshit like this from "the more empathetic gender"

For sure that was an mtf, real women do not care

>>42363682
Women ICK
They taste a whiff of something they don't want to do and they tear up the contract, absorbing hundreds of penises in the vain pursuit of perfect partners.

Until she gets older and saggier

>>42363643
...you do know hes a cisgay right?

>>42363682
Tf you got in your fridge???

>>42363643
afabs are evil

>>42363643
mfw women enforce patriarchical standards. it's so sad to see internalised misogyny ;(

>you have to baby me and let me relinquish all responsibility... otherwise you're SEXIST!

>>42363682
Women hate fem men as partners .

>>42363643
my (repper) first ever gf did this to me too

>>42364170
It's excuses, you can get away with a lot if she likes you. If she doesn't, random things are ugly about you.

>>42364893
maybe with stuff like 'you chew too loud', but not with this.

>>42364919
>can't get away with resting your head on her milkers while she strokes your head
You are unloved sorry to say

>>42365096
>you can get away with a lot
that phrasing already indicates you know you're testing some threshold and falling below it. so you're satisfying her desire for masculinity in other regards. now try crying at the lion king and see what happens.